Twerk For Your Supper & The KHive | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim talks about his sphere visit, apocalyptic movies, high end Asians, Kamala Harris, twerking too much, shadow banning, things staying the same and mothering.
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[@SconnerStudios]

Tim is my only source of news I trust. He is our Walter Cronkite, if Walter Cronkite threatened to burn down a lesbian couples' air bnb.

[@Kregg8432]

😂😂😂😂

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Let’s be honest. He would have if he was still around.

[@mitchellbrown9442]

Brilliant

[@Vitaminsiobhan]

JUST like him 😁

[@xxrkg8437]

Lol

[@monkeysex35]

Not even a sloped roof can stop Dillon. He’s the best of us.

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Lmao slippery slope. He said he likes high class Asians so this adds up😂😂😂

[@xenon6947]

Peter Thiel should Fund and groom Tim Dillon after failed project JD Vance.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Hot and sloped.

[@ukob]

Lets keep timtim him off any roof.

[@KH4444444444N]

Normalization of Slipping Risks

[@Good_Horsey]

You ever stop to think about how lucky we are to have this Idiocracy going on, and at the same time have Tim Dillon around to break it down? The odds are staggering.

[@SolomonRasputin]

Hulk hogan was scene for scene the same as terry crews in idiocracy

[@jeremyweems4916]

Tim needs to be running political campaigns. 😂

[@joannabreaks435]

@Good_Horsey your gratitude humbles me ty for reminding me to take a moment to be thankful #blessed

[@DekkarJr]

No.

[@harrisonvina753]

I mean the crocs have almost taken over completely … we are very close to idiocracy …

[@pucz8215]

Tim is like someone eating caviar and champagne on the deck of the titanic screaming there is an iceberg ahead

[@billjohnson2081]

Tim is the guy raiding the kitchen as the ship starts to go down.

[@Ascketism]

@@billjohnson2081 Well yeah. It's the same man.

[@norwegianmushroom6525]

Yeah, right. He makes jokes until it hits the iceberg. Then pushes women and children out of the way to get in the lifeboat while keeping an extra space for his luggage.

[@XrossUp]

​@@norwegianmushroom6525 We wish them well

[@blindthrall]

And also there's a pedophile temple on the iceberg.

[@ListenCarefullyGentlemen]

When I inevitably go insane I hope the voice inside my head is Tim Dillon

[@blindthrall]

I'm hoping for Gilbert Gottfried.

[@gustavvaip1600]

Nope, It will be your dad

[@dandee6331]

​@gustavvaip1600 well isn't that a nuclear truth bomb.....

[@diamonddave16]

I’d like Paul Winfield or Liev Schreiber

[@waltrogersmusic]

Weekly reminder that Tim is a deeply, deeply closeted straight man.

[@jimboscooter432]

I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who realizes Tim only sucks c**k to troll everyone.

[@squirreltakular9049]

​@@bumbili1I don't think he's gay; I think he's just deeply closeted.

[@DFMMei]

"Dont you know what deeply closeted means?"

[@DFMMei]

@@bumbili1 "so I'm tellin ya I'm not gay!"

[@DFMMei]

@@bumbili1 oh come on, you don't know that bit?? THAT can't be good!

[@GARZA_ICMG]

Kamala talking like a southern Baptist countrywoman is hilarious

[@johnzero8923]

Kamala is watching and taking pointers from tim, he may win the election for her

[@dellila9301]

🤣because TRUMP is so Christian .. there both full of shit

[@jinvid]

Yeah she's running the Black Church Lady MOD.

[@SwantonBomb43]

Honestly, when you think about it, Kamala is like a political gloryhole.

[@theginjaninja6885]

​@@jinvid ain't nuttin wrong wit that now! Hallelujah 👐🏾

[@arturobenavides6142]

22:32 Tim calling Kamala an attractive woman is one of the few times I remember he’s gay lol

[@SemperSalam]

I used to think she was hot as well. Not anymore.

[@andregetbusy]

she is attractive, whats your point

[@arturobenavides6142]

@@andregetbusy you might be gay

[@johnrussell2848]

@@andregetbusy is gay

[@landrymackie]

i was about to relapse on HARD DRUGS and then tim finally dropped and now i am eating pasta like a fatty-bom-batty and enjoying the podcast without relapsing. thank you timmy

[@dsjohqdfshqdfso4619]

Tim is so real for this one

[@nuthin4sumpthin]

You better not relapse on HARD DRUGS.

[@sue1048]

Great job!! Just say no to drugs

[@caleighhraee]

Which drugs?

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

@@caleighhraee HARD ones.

[@gothicqui]

“They’re not picking up on the fact that the end of the film is calling for their extinction…” oh my goodness, my ribs hurt!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlhamilton6628]

FATTY BOOM BATTY YES OR YES

[@joannabreaks435]

Yeah baby 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jphran5]

Yes 👍

[@MrFucdatbit2]

Yes!

[@suburbanshaman9136]

Hmm. I’m gonna say yes

[@justgivenofox9543]

Fatty boom batty has become my new favorite saying. Yes

[@thelyle1399]

I heard that the Sphere is actually flat.

[@leslielearnorth]

HahahahahahhaahHAAAAAAAA

[@iceblink7376]

life in the big city

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

i heard its held up by elephants on the back of a turtle

[@julieannmyers8714]

😂

[@alwaysathome]

​@@jonny_codphilo7809this is accurate

[@LoTekRabbit]

The irony of playing a movie about climate change at a theatre that uses more electricity than an average American town.

[@pearz420]

The whole thing is a monument to money and waste heat.

[@colbywillard]

The sphere movie was very gae, 0/10 would not watch again

[@MariNic8]

“Kamala is the most relatable to people… in that she is not qualified for her job” 💀😂

[@isabellesender]

That.....

[@user-bp6wn4qt8b]

Tims narrating the end of an empire. When Tim stops talking it’s over!

[@IslandVibez_Virgo]

@@user-bp6wn4qt8b So true smh

[@pearz420]

"When the Lamb broke the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."

[@caviestcaveman8691]

​@@pearz420dang didn't know heaven used regular ole human time

[@ssjsqueak]

The fat lady hasn't sung yet but he might

[@derekmoore1387]

It's not over until the fat lady sings... and Tim is Singing!

[@angelaswanson6029]

The degree of sarcasm and dark humor is so spot on.

[@barreldreamz7852]

Always and every time and always concise

[@paulsonofrobert]

Nothing in this news show is intended to be sarcastic or comical

[@justalurker3143]

The perfect blend.

[@spursbucswhitesoxfan]

"We're destroying the planet. We need to cut back" Also: "Come enjoy the all you can eat buffet"

[@Rueben-xr1cs]

Dont forget the electricity needed to run that stupid orb

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

yes the message for this movie is very important we need to get the word out now thats why while im promoting the movie i will be flying private

[@Darth_Conans]

"Our First World lifestyle is going to end life on earth as we know it... Also it's imperative that we import as many people from the Third World into the First World as possible."

[@vicsjunk5965]

It only takes 120000000 Giga watts to run this sphere

[@NarbsWorldTV]

wrong, because the planet is infinite

[@DuderofDudeness]

😂 TD is Saturday morning cartoons for nihilistic adults

[@BoomSkwad47]

The best description of how i feel sat mornings while i subject my gf to timmy's tirades. It's the small joys in life.

[@leslielearnorth]

OMG! I’m a nihilist!? I’m cool? Whoda thought a sweet girl like me…. Crazy times

[@BruceLeek86]

Spot on

[@raynarciso8784]

🏆

[@oldsoul1758]

what he said

[@standridge81]

Kamala - "An we gon do it again in twenny twenny fo!!" Also Kamala- Did I say it right? Did I sound cool?

[@fluffles9591]

Kamalas gangsta

[@standridge81]

@@fluffles9591 In her rabid mind she is

[@fluffles9591]

@@standridge81 kamalas gangsta like og loc from gta san andreas

[@blindthrall]

No Kam. You didn't.

[@skeeva4523]

@@fluffles9591great comparison

[@Jay.Lombardii]

This Election is something out of Parks & Recreations honestly

[@bkfishing5650]

Yass queen

[@ShatterNWO]

who got shot on parks n rec?

[@myt110]

I’ve always said Parks & Rec is a satire about the uselessness of government

[@jacklyncheung4993]

VEEP

[@pauldecoster]

Long Live Ron Swanson!

[@cowward7442]

Sphere and Loathing

[@julieannmyers8714]

Ooohhh... that's classic!

[@gijoey5912]

Would've made a great episode title.

[@shanekimberlin]

Great title

[@248wendell]

Winner

[@jondaniel6948]

Tim's sunglasses collection is honestly pretty amazing at this point.

[@humanOilslick]

It’s a tax write off for his business 😂 fake business ❤

[@oscarmadison275]

That one is $1,400 from a Miami boutique yo, he's stylin'

[@mitchell3877]

​@@oscarmadison275that's very gay of you to know that

[@oscarmadison275]

@@mitchell3877 Hello, Frisco! Don't hate playa, I keep up with fashion

[@Cisco3Pancho]

I’m from Texas but I went to a head shop in Ohio and they had this podcast playing on the flat screen on the wall full screen : based af

[@KingConcierge]

Why did you preface that comment by saying "I'm from Texas but..."

[@YimmyYames513]

As an Ohio fuck I can attest we love the Pig

[@AndyWarpol]

I love how Tim reads the ads as though it's the first time he's ever heard the script. It's hilarious. lol.

[@lifeisgoodskt]

It's like watching a jester in Henry the 8th's court as the kingdom falls apart but the jokes hit.

[@andremendez6142]

I seriously look forward to listening to Tim's show..... The over the top humor mixed with current events that I'm interested in is absolutely hilarious

[@acarroll6842]

It's a podcast now for tax purposes

[@bmfnk888]

Too bad there isn't a Daily Show that could do it without pandering.😅

[@nedrobinson7490]

This comment reads like an AI wrote it

[@DollarGeneral_Is_a_Plague]

I mention Tim to people I know cuz he's my favorite person to listen to

[@bullschitt3666]

​@@nedrobinson7490now that you mention it, either chat gpt likes Tim, or someone talks to it way too much and is picking up it's style

[@Uarehere]

All these people decrying JD Vance as boring seem to forget that Mike Pence was vice president for 4 years.

[@Nick-ws3vv]

At least Mike Pence wasn’t a fucking weirdo lol

[@sthubbins4038]

Vance is definitely less boring. Pence never called his boss “American Hitler”.

[@user-cr1iz8fw6h]

​@@Nick-ws3vvPence was just as much a weirdo..

[@Darth_Conans]

@@Nick-ws3vv The "weirdo" thing seems so forced. Sorry if I'm not persuaded by bearded ladies and drag queens that a whitebread glowop Yale product is "weird".

[@josephpa05]

mike saved America

[@nuthin4sumpthin]

When I tell normal people I have a gay friend, I'm talking about listening to Tim.

[@drewm3401]

"Look at you and look at me, woo" 🤣 Should be california's state motto. Tim Dillon is a friggin genius

[@madmaxthemotomutt6464]

22:00 if you told someone in 1990s “PBS will cover a twerking contest” you would say never

[@ldt8904]

You'd likely be asked, "Twerking? What's that?"

[@madmaxthemotomutt6464]

@@ldt8904 exactly something (a word) NOBODY used…. Now it’s common language and behavior! wtf

[@jerrkyd]

"This is the campaign....these are the policies".

[@madmaxthemotomutt6464]

@@jerrkyd I died when he said it! Just straight forward and actually serious!

[@sthubbins4038]

@@jerrkyd I love that the .gif going around of Hulk Hogan ripping the American flag shirt at the RNC has an NPR News logo in the corner. 😂 America had a good run.

[@JohnSmith-hc9cp]

I think Tim is trying to tell us that we are all about to die...just a hunch.

[@jonathangault3335]

Exactly

[@parkerzimmerman9131]

I agree, because we are in the end times described in the prophetic books of the Bible. HOWEVER, "whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." - Romans 10:13. Put your trust in Jesus Christ and not these lying politicians, which Trump is one of as well. The pre-trib rapture is soon and those of us that are alive when the Lord returns will not taste death but be changed into our eternal bodies in the twinkling of an eye, and we shall forever be at peace in the presence of the LORD (1 Thessalonians 4:15-17, 1 Corinthians 15:51-54). MARANATHA!!!

[@FrunkAsADuck]

I thought he was telling me to go see the sphere.

[@guyterrifico8293]

@@FrunkAsADuck same

[@EandJenius]

​@@parkerzimmerman9131watch your protty mouth. Your pius ays is staying right here for the tribulation with the rest of us. Maranatha!

[@dabz6433]

Trump better make Tim his press secretary.

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

yes

[@frarfarf]

well he does like to put completely unqualified people in important positions. Like his children. He himself is a gameshow host born on third base

[@chasemcdaniel3620]

Holy hell. The press would be like "Tim, the president has used harsh language with other world leaders. What are his current plans to lower the temperature?" Tim-"Listen sweetheart. Trump is a man and men rule this world. Trump has complete control of the situation. We are all safer in his hands yes or yes?"

[@osar2870]

@@frarfarfPfizer needs to make a “vaccine” against tds 😂

[@maxbenneton2328]

“His children” managed to secure peach in the Middle East while hunter was securing a piece to his lips

[@gerardozambrano4863]

38:00 “how fun would that be besch!?” 😂😂😂 i cackled

[@zachzach2562]

Tim Dillon is like Aristotle but the version that prefers high end Asians

[@idontgetit2938]

dawg, get a big stack of papers in front of you that you never actually read from, like Alex Jones 😄

[@drownthepoor]

He did read them though. He had a document cam so you could see them clearly.

[@ruck27]

AJ has already pre read everything on his desk for the most part

[@podzycie3567]

lmao never related more to a Tim D bit than when he brought up the fear of "herding"

[@briankunkel2754]

Costco dude

[@gijoey5912]

I usually leave events a little early to avoid exactly that.

[@theadvocate4698]

I f"cking hate the herding in airport!

[@blindthrall]

The mosh pit is practice for trying to leave the venue.

[@richm4848]

Watching a self declared Indian woman speak Ebonics. Very entertaining but also a bit insulting.

[@kw6713a]

Kind of scary tbh how little the regime thinks of people, and knowing they are probably right about it

[@abraham_myshkin]

Sounded more southern than Ebonic.

[@TheOriginalArchie]

Trump was a liberal his whole career, until he ran for president. He even said at the RNC that he was a Democrat his whole live. Now, I don't care about either of them, but I will call out flip floppers and people who are completely indoctrinated to the social feed algorithm. WHICH IS SOMEBODY LIKE YOU. The two party system is outdated, and so are flip floppers.

[@MasteringParagliding]

Black face

[@SecretMarsupial]

@@abraham_myshkinshes dabbled in both. Depends on crowd identity and zip code. Her act could use a lot of work very amateur

[@TheLegendofGumby]

“I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time, and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present. And to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history, and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but to the future.” Just. Wow.

[@jacklyncheung4993]

And I thought Pete Buttigieg was the best word salad tosser

[@blindthrall]

So much nothing.

[@VampageRampage]

Holy empty platitudes, Batman!🦸🏻‍♂️

[@lefdee]

when the doctors told me i was gonna die my only hope was that i could at least see the next star wars movie. regrettably i lived but nothing phases me anymore

[@e.daniels5971]

Tim Dillon has mined a KZbin audience vein of pure gold. The comments are often at least as good as the content. Sometimes even better. Thanks to all for the whole damn show.

[@Isaacr90]

One of the most annoying things is ppl saying Kamala is attractive....no she's not.

[@yolandathompson6138]

Well next to the crypt keeper anything can look attractive lol

[@yolandathompson6138]

“People are stupider so the leaders can be stupider. Everyone can be stupid together” 😂 this pretty much nails the state we’re at.

[@justind4763]

Only a gay man could make that assumption

[@beckee6282]

She’s not even attractive to the blind

[@Mr-ed5ep]

You must live in a major city. Most people dont, and are too easily impressed.

[@Sid00077]

Hogan at RNC and now this 😂. We truely live in a South Park episode.

[@jessicajones657]

That was a Camacho moment from Idiocracy.

[@oldsoul1758]

Next season is gonna be fire.

[@SemperSalam]

Where my Trumpamaniacs at?!

[@sarab6458]

This political season is wild!

[@Just_come_back_to_reality]

What an awesome feeling to open the Jews'tube and see Tim Dillon's beautiful face just ready to update me on current events.

[@humanOilslick]

Great bagels 🥯 tho ❤

[@d-fens-1993]

Oy vey

[@turnermd1302]

lmao how'd you get past the filter with that one

[@ejmoreno270]

Welcome to dreamland broadcasting.

[@xiaoliu7071]

You're the type of guy to go to an uncontacted tribe in the Amazon and somehow find a way to blame the Jews for whatever problems you find there. Cringe.

[@thenewholistic]

43 min in and I'm just dying... This is Prime Tim and we are blessed to have him. He is an angel 🎉🙏

[@rttp-righttothepoint6656]

no one is better than Tim breaking down life every week. I wish carlin could hear tim, even though the style is totally different, its very similar in intent and message, which is explaning things in a wild and unique way and explains the things many layers deeep in the onion

[@heelmoxley365]

I work Weekends. These unhinged rants get me over the final hurdle.

[@LazyRare]

Tim loves you

[@mrskmonster]

Same

[@nedrobinson7490]

Life in the big city…

[@fbinformant]

Gross. You must be poor

[@manbearpig7521]

He helps me with my housework. Anything is possible with Tim.

[@HeidariReacts]

This Tim guy, or shall I say Boombattie Dillon, never fails to amaze us with incredible episodes of top tier news and comedy at the same time. I am honored to live at the same time as Mr Boombattie Dillon!🙏

[@joannabreaks435]

FATTIE BOOOOMBATTI

[@caracre]

Exactly how I feel. Thank God I have this to watch.

[@DobieskiDoesIt]

Excuse me. I don’t think you are qualified to call Mr. Dillon a Boombattie.

[@subverse9423]

🙏🙏I pledge allegiance to our supreme leader.. Ayatollah Dillon 🙏🙏

[@peterestrada9420]

Ayatollah BoomBattie‼️😏

[@SAFbikes]

It’s about to be Ayatollah Kamala 🎉🎉🎉

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Inshallah

[@TallGordon78]

Dillllooooonnnnnnhuakbar!

[@thecityistired]

Sharia Bitcoin.

[@Co0oLCat]

hahaha , " These human bags of shit in vegas" and "high end asians at the baccara table" made me laugh my ass off.

[@grantplowdrey9134]

This is why Tim Dillon needs to be a political consultant.

[@Yobigjake]

My only hope for the post apocalyptic wartime we are undoubtedly headed towards is that Tim Dillon survives and broadcasts a 24 hour show from joe rogans bunker/podcast studio

[@CryptoDread]

Each week is more wild than last, I give thanks to Tim for keeping us up to date !

[@jaydiaz3301]

I always love the guy that laughs in the back! Never fire him Tim!! 😂

[@5phany5]

Who is he?

[@Someguy13131]

New fans, lol.

[@drownthepoor]

@@Someguy13131 We won't even tell them at this point what they lost. Just like the country.

[@OZDurden]

Producer

[@SokumenTop]

​@@5phany5Ben Avery locked in a dog cage drinking wine out of a burger king cup

[@knunyabeasewhacks8744]

"I'm not going to tell ya what car I got" -Tim While wearing a Tesla hat. Lol! 😂

[@Str8Flossin]

Is it?

[@pdb2k154]

As horrifying as a Kamala Harris presidency would be……. Tim covering her every week would be comedy gold, even from the nuclear bunker after she gets us nuked

[@-KillaWatt-]

Imagine how comical it would be if the first female president in history actually ushers in a nuclear apocalypse. Peak comedy.

[@codybrooks5016]

Is it me or has Tim somehow become even funnier as of late?

[@bleedlejuice]

Life in the big City

[@chrisdonahue524]

I started using this around my friends

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

@@chrisdonahue524 ohh yeah life in the big city

[@mattstiglic]

It's a real knife fight out here

[@RavenTD46]

Take us to the Sphere, Tim, the Sphere.

[@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep]

I hope he performs there sometime maybe next year

[@nedrobinson7490]

@@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4epa screeching Tim in 16k resolution, 5 stories tall, looming over you like the Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters? Yes or yes?

[@bullschitt3666]

How long until someone says the Sphere is just a flat screen.

[@williamduggins2172]

@@bullschitt3666 but when you spill your beer inside it finds it's level... haha

[@common_sense1567]

I want to see the lights 😂😂😂

[@codecreateurroku6764]

Financial planning is like navigation. If you know where you are and where you want to go, navigation isn't such a great problem. It's when you don't know the two points that it's difficult

[@josemanuelmacias7968]

People don't understand that the prices of things are never going back down. This inflation is deeper than we think. Those buying groceries are well aware that the real inflation is much over 10%. The increments don't match our income, yet certain investors still earn over $365,000 in stocks and assets. Wish I could accomplish that.

[@scrumpy615]

Finding yourself a good broker is as same as finding a good wife, which you go less stress, you get just enough with so much little effort at things

[@vilasaojose6703]

Sounds interesting. I was planning to invest some few £ in some coins, stack them up and leave them for a few years, but seeing this changed my mindset. Thank you very much

[@mikeyreacts5839]

That's interesting, any way to connect with him? I have to get started.

[@mikeyreacts5839]

Thanks for the info. I'll reach out to him immediately

[@roxannekane6142]

This is by far one of my favorite KZbin channels. I get a different perspective on our culture/society and a lot of laughs (something we all could use daily). Thanks Tim!

[@createdjustforyoubypaul]

In all seriousness, if Tim Dillon isn’t president of the United States one day… then we failed as a species.

[@frankrizzo7746]

I showed my roommates Tim Dillon 187 last night. The night ended with them fired up angry hating Tim.. Some peons cant handle it

[@ruck27]

It’s ok. Your parents just don’t have a good sense of humour 😊

[@frankrizzo7746]

@@ruck27 "yeah but it's a sweet car" LOL

[@LouDiamondPhilips199]

That’s how every comedian works. For every one person that likes them, they show it to the group of friends and create five haters. Comedians have a finite timeline

[@saffyjanes8875]

He’s just not that amazing and some of us can see it as we do more observing and already thought everything he eventually says.

[@Hawaiian192]

Kamala reminds me of the Miss America contestant trying to sound smart in her speeches.

[@mitchboothe5152]

I am fat and from Ohio… I will not be visiting the sphere.

[@juanestevas6488]

I really can’t wait for the Trump vs Harris debate

[@montezuma333]

Tim is the straight Abe Lincoln, honest and loves a good play. *smacks lips* Bless you child.

[@fluidikons]

But Abe was arguably gay...

[@HeatherDavis-gk6fs]

That's the joke, dear 😉 😊​@@fluidikons

[@drownthepoor]

And that John Wilkes Booth. Better late than never I always say.

[@modera.torrent_]

...but, Tim Dillon isn't actually gay. It blows my mind that so many havnt figured that out yet. Tim is straight, pete buttgieg is straight, however Tony Hinchcliffe is 100% queen. Don't fall for the propagandists, isn't this water muddy enough? We all need to start trusting our gut a little bit more.

[@alekmajeski7528]

Dude tim is getting ridiculously funny

[@TinselDoll]

He has the subject essentially handed to him, then he does his logic alchemy.

[@rustyshackleford81]

Tim "pig" Dillon is the only presidential debate host/moderator we want

[@BajatheChickenMan]

I want Tim Dillon and Lewis Black to write Presidential speeches.

[@dannymiller3905]

@@BajatheChickenMan and narrated by Gilbert Gottfried 🤣🤣

[@ShatterNWO]

Its THE pig newbie

[@deadbutworking]

"or have they already? Goodnight" line made me LOL. Love you Tim!

[@keifer38consulting]

Looking for the weekly reminder that tim dillon needs his own radio channel on GTA 6

[@BigDaddy-nv3mq]

I quit drinking a few months ago an I had to start again to try and understand what she is talking about. It hasn't helped any at all but it's nice to have a new excuse to get trashed.

[@porquee]

Cheers bruther🍻

[@bongofury333]

I'm allergic to alcohol. I break out in handcuffs

[@morningstar9233]

Welcome home

[@user-jf9sx1nf3s]

Thankful the world will see this video in 10/20 years and say, damn this Dillon guy was on to somethin'

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

i dunno i mean yeah hes worth the reverence but i think there is to much media for anything to be reveared properly everything is really short lived these days

[@saffyjanes8875]

On to what some people have always known. Wow. So radical.

[@Bootigieg]

@@saffyjanes8875agreed. You can listen to his old episodes and he’s a literal philosopher and foreshadows so much it’s crazy

[@pi1810]

"Every person is Kamala Harris" _ Tim Dillon BRILLIANT! It doesn't matter what you support. THAT is the answer.

[@Crossoutmyeyez]

The random guy who busts out laughing gets me everytime 😂

[@KurtisWray]

The fact that Tim Dillon exists makes all our lives better every week

[@MRDOODBEAMS]

This movie at the sphere is basically the idea of those murals from the Denver Airport, haha. I don't realise how much I look forward to this podcast, not show (for tax purposes) until Friday hits and I see the noti that a new episode is scheduled to premiere.

[@CameronRyan]

Saying Kamala is attractive is an overstatement to say the least.

[@allenscott8485]

so is the half black part too

[@user-bb9rd2zb9p]

She actually is kinda hot 😂

[@rayn.2688]

@@user-bb9rd2zb9plike low key

[@anirbanmukherjee9281]

No its not. She's 59 and you are obviously blind.

[@VampageRampage]

@@user-bb9rd2zb9pWe can only say this if we preface it with, “I’m gay, but she acts like she’s got that HOT level of stupid.”

[@tpp27]

if there's another elvis movie, tim has to be the actor for it. those glasses he's wearing on today's show is 100% elvis.

[@Lopfff]

Viva Las Vegas

[@modera.torrent_]

I love how after the first episode that he wore the sunglasses, sunglasses immediately became part of his podcast outfit. Something about them makes his super edgy takes like 10x funnier. I imagine he probably feels more confident and like he can be himself on camera. Cops wear them for a similar reason, the wearer gets a default feeling of superiority, as the vulnerability from the public better reading your emotions from your eyes (the most expressive indicators of emotion are in the eyes and eyebrows), therefore you can see others eyes while yours are shielded from judgement.

[@R3l3ntl3sss]

I was one of the principal audio technicians for Sphere. I also worked on the audio for Postcards From Earth. I could tell Tim so many just absurd stories of what I went through dealing with all the crazy that went down behind the scenes.

[@morningstar9233]

Didn't Tim just say he really doesn't give a shit?

[@schmo49]

Don't tell tim tell us

[@EliasGreyArt]

I’m curious to hear

[@jamey2326]

The ‘principal’ part is just to make you feel special. You don’t need to include it with your job title

[@Truth_seeker234]

I had the same realization when I went to the sphere to watch the “postcard from earth” bullshit. Imagine building a billion dollar sphere that quite literally sucks energy from the grid and then releasing that nonsense 😂😂

[@DaleBMock]

I wish he uploaded more often… we need his funny right now 😭

[@kostudas1]

yep-yep

[@boot2themoon]

He has a patreon.

[@jeremy947]

I love when Tim talks about "most Americans" and describes something I've never experienced myself or even heard of

[@joncooper107]

This may speak more about your bubble 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

@@joncooper107 and with no frame of reference for what they are speaking to you assume a closed mind i think that says more and the single upvote of the comment reinforces my assumtions

[@nathanwinhusen6017]

​@@jonny_codphilo7809what?

[@cze33e]

so you're not a fat Ohioan?

[@denkinoms]

Same

[@kellimonkawa3268]

Tim's rants are always insightful and hilarious.

[@Knight3434]

Reminder that Tim Dillon needs a radio channel in GTA 6. Make it happen.

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

Ah, Sunday morning in the U.K. - late breakfast and Timmy time. 😊❤🇬🇧

[@_-YoMoMMa-_]

This is my favorite podcast (for tax purposes)

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Thanks, we need Tim urgently during these trying times.

[@Graysoffagain]

Tim is my most listened to podcast now .

[@o_fim_de_tudo]

21:28 I chuckled at "yaas queening" so true.

[@suplexorcist316]

The part about the sleeping caps and being led down the hall by candlelight killed me lol 😅

[@jennyahansen_]

It’s my first time here and that experience was so real, intelligent and beautifully hilarious. Excellent vibe-ology. 5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@Juan_Hernandez_Jr.]

Welcome 🙏🏾

[@DistrictSoundLab]

Tim is mad he had to pay for sphere tickets and made a whole video purely for revenge 😂

[@samconn7276]

And then he would rather spend 8X as much to blow $3,000 in minutes on slot machines and said it was “fine”. What a dumbass…

[@zombygunslinger]

Tim's description of the anti human movie at the Sphere is apparently pretty accurate.

[@ericachacon8337]

That's it... I'm changing my AM alarm ringtone to Tim saying "Biiiiiiiish!". 🤣🤣🤣

[@RobertJones-pm3zk]

Careful everyone, Tim’s next comedy show may be a herding event

[@atothayu]

tim articulated brat better than anyone ive heard. take note

[@WW12882]

Russia and China have never had a better opportunity to make a move on us.

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

who gives a fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk its nothing to do with the voting public

[@WW12882]

@@jonny_codphilo7809 what are you talking about? lol

[@pearz420]

If you mean like an invasion, they aren't exactly allies like that and neither are in a position militarily to sustain a long-term campaign. Otherwise, China already owns much of the country's private sector, so it would make no sense to interrupt that other war they are winning already.

[@WW12882]

@@pearz420 they don’t need boots on the ground, just make regional moves (Taiwan, further into Ukraine), an emp over the continental US, coordinated cyber attacks, sabotage of infrastructure, etc

[@vicm6561]

Without a shot fired ! Leftist are doing all their dirty work for them !

[@darbyohara]

Let’s all pile onto a large single use sphere shaped movie theatre and watch this movie about destroying earth and the damage we have done while it consumes 70k of electricity each week to operate 😂

[@Ndnative3431]

I’m starting a job this year I’m not qualified for. I plan to work very hard.

[@mrsdjwildcat]

By 2050, we’ll see Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Kamacho on the ballot. Maybe even sooner.

[@taniabluebell3099]

I miss the episode being dropped early Saturday morning. My routine used be to walk to my local coffee shop early Saturday morning and listen to the podcast. I was the idiot laughing to myself while those around me ate their breakfast. Now… Tim joins me at home while I do Saturday chores. lol Not looking for sympathy. ☺️ I’m probably going to get dragged for this comment. I get it

[@fadesola2002]

I'll only drag u if u like it

[@QuixoticCampaign]

That's such a sweet comment Tania thanks for sharing that comment about your Saturday morning routines involving Tim Dillon🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@A91367]

Same actually.