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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

4 жыл бұрын

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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 4 жыл бұрын
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@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
Would you consider running for New York Governor Timmy D?
@danmayberry6717
@danmayberry6717 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm fucking broke Tim! But keep those chubby cheeks moving and let that man gravy keep flowing.
@hustler3of4culture3
@hustler3of4culture3 4 жыл бұрын
I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS AGAIN. You have to get in touch with Angie Speaks on you tube and LOW SOCIETY podcast. They are lefties, but they like you. They want to talk, maybe interview on either show.
@Yoyotwilight
@Yoyotwilight 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes!!!
@caseyjones5145
@caseyjones5145 4 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the 3rd oldest trump
@gp2860
@gp2860 4 жыл бұрын
This year has destroyed me, Tim here has picked me up so I can now proudly abandon my family and join the clique of drug addicts who hang out at the Dollar General in my uncle’s neighborhood. Life in the big city
@jordanescorcio2802
@jordanescorcio2802 4 жыл бұрын
Dont dew eht! makes everything worse..trust me ....I know 😔😀
@combustiblelemons9346
@combustiblelemons9346 4 жыл бұрын
Do some h, have a good time etc it's the end sooner or later. Life in the big city indeed.
@todd.howard
@todd.howard 4 жыл бұрын
Do enough drugs and that dollar general becomes a Stunning Estate
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
Which Dollar General? Asking for a friend.
@monkeydotbizness
@monkeydotbizness 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@86aevers
@86aevers 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve got ten years experience teaching in south side Chicago, I’d leave my job right now to teach science in The Dillon Charter School Network. My curriculum units would include “MK Ultra & You” “Magic Bullets and the Bush Family” and “SSRIs for Dummies”, I will accept cash/jewels for grades.
@vinny5638
@vinny5638 4 жыл бұрын
you'll be in a brand new stunning estate in no time
@invisibot6602
@invisibot6602 4 жыл бұрын
Obvious troll. Theres no way south Chicago has schools.
@mattheffner6831
@mattheffner6831 4 жыл бұрын
You're a great teacher my friend
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of teaching a quiche cooking class. There's nothing quite like a nice baked quiche
@zackflora6165
@zackflora6165 4 жыл бұрын
I just took Real greaseball shit 101. Learned a lot!
@bencolling4960
@bencolling4960 4 жыл бұрын
I’d take out a student loan for “9/11: A Closer Look”
@bowlingbbabe
@bowlingbbabe 4 жыл бұрын
With Mr Dillon
@CitizensofRev
@CitizensofRev 4 жыл бұрын
Lol watch my video I added pictures to that clip
@agent_ninety9
@agent_ninety9 4 жыл бұрын
Same😂😂
@andrewd5135
@andrewd5135 3 жыл бұрын
Should be taught by Professor Alex Jones
@alexmendoza9645
@alexmendoza9645 3 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@victorhernandez1857
@victorhernandez1857 4 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes are from school teachers on summer vacation.
@trellumplates9134
@trellumplates9134 4 жыл бұрын
Defund all schools
@travistravinyle4207
@travistravinyle4207 4 жыл бұрын
wE dOnT gEt tHe sUmMeR oFf!!!
@ThaDentMan
@ThaDentMan 4 жыл бұрын
All kidding aside, teachers in New Jersey have to return to work with a living will, pretty scary.
@imnotsmartbutimdumb
@imnotsmartbutimdumb 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s suppose to be scary, all this is is just fearmongering, the only question is if your dumb enough to buy into it.
@harrisonmitchell4159
@harrisonmitchell4159 4 жыл бұрын
I figured it was his roommate's bot accounts.
@dilaudid74
@dilaudid74 4 жыл бұрын
Ben looks like a Russian professional chess player from the 80s.
@colbydonnelly6515
@colbydonnelly6515 3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely the funniest most on point comment ever. This deserves way more attention
@zanepbone
@zanepbone 3 жыл бұрын
Perfectly accurate comment.
@ocoutdoors2355
@ocoutdoors2355 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that’s true
@ItsFairyNecessary
@ItsFairyNecessary 3 жыл бұрын
Very specific 😂
@trfrecs6597
@trfrecs6597 3 жыл бұрын
And the Bass player from. All them Witches, honestly thought it was him at first
@fernandoviacava4796
@fernandoviacava4796 4 жыл бұрын
Tim out here looking like Macaulay Culkin started selling subprime mortgages after Home Alone
@astuteandy
@astuteandy 4 жыл бұрын
*After Home Alone and a 10 year love affair with BBQ Chicken Pizza
@MrMando
@MrMando 4 жыл бұрын
@@astuteandy bbq chicken pizza and Micheal Jackson, The diet of only the finest blue collar crimbos
@joeybrisk1869
@joeybrisk1869 4 жыл бұрын
😱
@Wandering_Chemist
@Wandering_Chemist 4 жыл бұрын
Andy Spann more like after a 10 year love affair with pain pills 💊 💊 💊
@astuteandy
@astuteandy 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wandering_Chemist Cocaine was his true mistress during that decade, the pain pills were just an avenue for anesthesia-like sleep and to help forget about the 6 hour brutal banging you received from a Marriott Bell Boy.
@DelToro7
@DelToro7 4 жыл бұрын
Ben, blink if your ankles are chained to the bottom of the table. We WILL find you!
@briang9386
@briang9386 4 жыл бұрын
We never will he uses a vpn 🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️😂
@dvu2203
@dvu2203 4 жыл бұрын
#FreeBen
@XxRestlessGamerxX
@XxRestlessGamerxX 4 жыл бұрын
@@briang9386 Yeah, wait till a joint operations force breaks the doors down in a shed on easter island only to find that it was a front.
@Krash845
@Krash845 4 жыл бұрын
The Q Anon folks will tunnel underground to free Ben
@AngstyAsHell
@AngstyAsHell 4 жыл бұрын
Ben, if you see this wear a yellow shirt next video.
@absolutesw4gger356
@absolutesw4gger356 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Tim’s ad reads are funnier than other comedians entire podcasts
@hecdizzle70
@hecdizzle70 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. This and tiger belly i actually laugh at or at least entertaining.
@CitizensofRev
@CitizensofRev 4 жыл бұрын
Watch my new video with Tim dullob
@yungkong4030
@yungkong4030 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Tripolis are fire too
@yungkong4030
@yungkong4030 4 жыл бұрын
Especially the bluechew ones
@bsx121
@bsx121 3 жыл бұрын
Bill burr were...
@etanafeya7219
@etanafeya7219 4 жыл бұрын
A teacher here 👋 didn't realize I was going to get roasted today 😂😂😂 I consider it a privilege to be roasted by Tim!
@RyanHillerPoker
@RyanHillerPoker 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon really out here solidifying himself as the funniest person on the planet.
@demonic.lionfish
@demonic.lionfish 4 жыл бұрын
"the six women who listen to this show" I feel seen, thanks Tim
@Helloomadison
@Helloomadison 4 жыл бұрын
I was the 6th like on this comment, now we’re all accounted for 😂
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... Women listen to this? Why?
@reynam2576
@reynam2576 4 жыл бұрын
@@jsp7218 Because he's funny, dummy.
@akeithing1841
@akeithing1841 4 жыл бұрын
Might as well have a chaser with A Keithing...?
@spudruckus7297
@spudruckus7297 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure what it says about us, but I look forward to this every week for a while now. Maybe we can meet up once the apocalypse really kicks off. ✌️
@Crizzy2swaqq
@Crizzy2swaqq 4 жыл бұрын
9/11: A Closer Look. Yeah I needed that class Mr. Dillon
@mattheffner6831
@mattheffner6831 4 жыл бұрын
Where do i sign up
@benmeadors6799
@benmeadors6799 4 жыл бұрын
Alright children, let's take a look at the last names of the individuals that didn't show up to work at the towers that day. Is there anything that stands out about these names?
@izzyakueriasu6115
@izzyakueriasu6115 4 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like he took an entire rotisserie chicken to the dome and then used his hair as a napkin.... ..but hey, that's just life in the big city.
@chandlerwhalen7782
@chandlerwhalen7782 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@kui_maina
@kui_maina 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 2 жыл бұрын
Bro i just lost it lmao. This was great.
@fascisthippy9307
@fascisthippy9307 4 жыл бұрын
Ben frantically scrabbling to find the right info so Tim doesnt yell at him was intense.
@NeoAmericanRealism
@NeoAmericanRealism 4 жыл бұрын
He just needs to understand that’s it’s not a game 🙃 if anything he needs to vape more
@micric217
@micric217 4 жыл бұрын
How nervous is Ben when he's like, I can't find any that don't have the US as #1. 😂
@subculturevulturepodcast2184
@subculturevulturepodcast2184 4 жыл бұрын
Tim basically treats Ben publicly like everyone thinks joe treats Jamie off camera
@UsernamerAlreadyTakn
@UsernamerAlreadyTakn 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@philipebanks2125
@philipebanks2125 Жыл бұрын
0:00
@maxhalpert
@maxhalpert 4 жыл бұрын
I need a "Yes or Yes" shirt ASAP
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles 4 жыл бұрын
I have a shit saying "don't. " shout out to schitts creek. Gizzle didn't kill herself
@elliotjoseph9654
@elliotjoseph9654 4 жыл бұрын
Second this motion
@lebulle4544
@lebulle4544 4 жыл бұрын
Tim's gonna make one with a bullet hole in it to save you the effort.
@lebulle4544
@lebulle4544 4 жыл бұрын
You open the packaging it has the smell of tear gas.
@catfunt5744
@catfunt5744 4 жыл бұрын
i hate when girls check me out so this is going to make them scared, or horny, you never know
@johntavers6878
@johntavers6878 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a teacher and I admit, it's pretty great making 60k for only 8 months of work, and only few hours each day at that. You'll never hear me complain.
@DREWSLENS
@DREWSLENS 4 жыл бұрын
No no he said pedo... nevermind 😏
@DREWSLENS
@DREWSLENS 4 жыл бұрын
Jp man 😅🤙
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being honest. Iam sure the fresh new young tail every year is a bonus, Right!
@matthewlewallen7849
@matthewlewallen7849 4 жыл бұрын
AK 4o hey guy, are you ok?
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewlewallen7849 up for debate
@sigmacentauri6191
@sigmacentauri6191 4 жыл бұрын
911 a closer look with Mr. Dillon. That’s a class I wanna sign up for right away.
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you can't make jokes but at least try to understand them when they happen" SAVAGE!
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 4 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@plumber1192
@plumber1192 4 жыл бұрын
Ellen used to beat me with a rolled up news paper if I she didnt like what I wore to a taping
@jacklindsey9785
@jacklindsey9785 4 жыл бұрын
Lucky she let you wear something...
@kathykelly5930
@kathykelly5930 4 жыл бұрын
newspaper? and taping? Boomer?
@jasoninthehood9726
@jasoninthehood9726 4 жыл бұрын
She made me donate to UNICEF :(
@jayyb1832
@jayyb1832 4 жыл бұрын
Good
@DrJuice1
@DrJuice1 4 жыл бұрын
Urban HS English teacher here. A lot of what you're saying is valid (and hilarious!), but what you're missing is that the truly good teachers are held back by school-site administrators, the district, and the state. They truly do know how to teach properly, but they don't get any support. The parents complain, and the principal threatens them and makes them change students' grades. The principals do this to keep their statistics healthy so that they can keep their 6-figure salaries. Even if the principals care, the superindentents are always breathing down their necks, and the principals *always* sacrifice you to defend their salaries.
@PT-tv9my
@PT-tv9my 4 жыл бұрын
The tim dillon show is the only show i actually look forward to every week
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 4 жыл бұрын
me too. may i suggest Issues with Andy on yt and doug standhope @ dougstanhope. flesh it out tues and fri. saves me
@PT-tv9my
@PT-tv9my 4 жыл бұрын
@@kidsister316 thanks ill check it out
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 4 жыл бұрын
@@PT-tv9my yay! hope ya like! i guess issues with andy might make more sense if you're already a stanhope fan:) they are sort of like the decadent dessert after the gourmet filet mignon and scotch of stanhope. Andy Andrist is another tortured comedy god and old friends of the 'Hope i was happy to learn our demi-Tim has them on his radar, and i hope likewise. Tim and Stanhope together might just make my brain explode--in a good way:())
@blueandyellow131
@blueandyellow131 4 жыл бұрын
Check out flagrant 2 🤝
@WeAllWumbo
@WeAllWumbo 4 жыл бұрын
Not surprised Tim went to Trinity, the public school of Catholic schools.
@jordanescorcio2802
@jordanescorcio2802 4 жыл бұрын
😂ok that makes more sense now, did you go there too?
@WeAllWumbo
@WeAllWumbo 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Escorcio no I went to a real Catholic school unfortunately
@parttimeposter1998
@parttimeposter1998 4 жыл бұрын
And he still didn’t get molested? What a loser.
@jealouslosers1471
@jealouslosers1471 4 жыл бұрын
@@WeAllWumbo lol
@puddum
@puddum 4 жыл бұрын
@@WeAllWumbo you went to Chaminade didn't you?
@ShelbyMayes
@ShelbyMayes 4 жыл бұрын
Literally rhinestoning a cup when he says only 6 women are listening and we are crafty. 💀 deceased
@max725power
@max725power 4 жыл бұрын
I've been doing extensive research about dyeing a synthetic wig.
@ShelbyMayes
@ShelbyMayes 4 жыл бұрын
Aleva from Rochester get one from amazon! Super cheap!
@lizsharp1373
@lizsharp1373 4 жыл бұрын
Uploaded right on my birthday. Greatest gift I could've asked for.
@hx5061
@hx5061 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎂🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎈🎈🎂🎁💐🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉🎂🎆🎉🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉🎉🎈🎁🎉🎂🎂🎉💐🎉🎁
@Trompudos
@Trompudos 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@eugenegreen2285
@eugenegreen2285 4 жыл бұрын
Better than Brendan Schaub jumping out of a birthday cake?
@neilcampbell8499
@neilcampbell8499 4 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday x
@lizsharp1373
@lizsharp1373 4 жыл бұрын
Thank y'all for the bday wishes💖
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 жыл бұрын
I have TDS. Tim Dependency Syndrome
@dogzer
@dogzer 4 жыл бұрын
Join his Patreon if you haven’t already
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogzer I'm only a Skull n Bones 😟
@Tyrod-Lannister
@Tyrod-Lannister 3 жыл бұрын
And I'm sure trump derangement syndrome as well
@rainbowvhs692
@rainbowvhs692 4 жыл бұрын
I look forward to growing old with these two distinguished gentlemen
@neilcampbell8499
@neilcampbell8499 4 жыл бұрын
We'll probably not get to grow old, oh well :)
@enough_is_enough5131
@enough_is_enough5131 Жыл бұрын
This comment did not age well
@rainbowvhs692
@rainbowvhs692 Жыл бұрын
@@enough_is_enough5131 oh shit what happened
@MOTM1234
@MOTM1234 Жыл бұрын
Tim had sex with Ben’s wife
@Mrkevi123
@Mrkevi123 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is dressed sharp like a best buy employee expecting the regional manager to drop by any minute.
@andrewhayes5130
@andrewhayes5130 4 жыл бұрын
This one was an all-timer. When the Keto Kid takes aim, he don't miss.
@YoungSantasGroupie
@YoungSantasGroupie Жыл бұрын
truly
@leonmardirossian7342
@leonmardirossian7342 4 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is a national treasure
@Hilder78
@Hilder78 4 жыл бұрын
"The good teachers stay silent about the bad one". My mother is a teacher and that's completely true. The best is when some of them refuse to be called teachers and insist on being called "educators".
@YoungSantasGroupie
@YoungSantasGroupie Жыл бұрын
This is still podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a good break from the bad ones, summer is never enough.
@dylanwoodbury
@dylanwoodbury 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is even funnier when he looks sweaty
@turbomunch
@turbomunch 4 жыл бұрын
all the time then
@craenate
@craenate 4 жыл бұрын
Tims starting to look like Al Capone in the early stages of VD
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 4 жыл бұрын
Or Val kilmer after Batman.
@wdghk
@wdghk 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, go easy on Tim. He's the hero this world needs. I did laugh when I read the comment.🤣
@twintalk2943
@twintalk2943 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@MH-ds8cb
@MH-ds8cb 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a middle school teacher and I’m already dying laughing 4 minutes in...
@here7036
@here7036 4 жыл бұрын
You are a hot middle school teacher with enough screws loose to love our fearless jester. When can we expect to see you in the New York Post?
@hecdizzle70
@hecdizzle70 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit your literally the inspiration for all the boys first beat off sessions 😂
@hecdizzle70
@hecdizzle70 4 жыл бұрын
You're* before someone corrects me lol
@hecdizzle70
@hecdizzle70 4 жыл бұрын
@@here7036 yes or yes?
@MH-ds8cb
@MH-ds8cb 4 жыл бұрын
hecdizzle70 lmao I appreciate that correction (I’m an English teacher) ☺️
@gnome_farmer
@gnome_farmer 4 жыл бұрын
I love the teacher bashing. I had mostly bad teachers.
@dogzer
@dogzer 4 жыл бұрын
School system is a nightmare
@mikeb1040
@mikeb1040 4 жыл бұрын
they suck
@Matanumi
@Matanumi 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about school is shit
@Feltonmeiser
@Feltonmeiser 4 жыл бұрын
If they were mostly bad, it may be you
@gnome_farmer
@gnome_farmer 4 жыл бұрын
@@Feltonmeiser Blame a child for the teachers ineptitude.
@chevster23
@chevster23 4 жыл бұрын
With that hair. I never realized Timmy boy was the superman we needed all along
@JFox337
@JFox337 4 жыл бұрын
All he needs now is the spandex costume and a wheelchair
@mikejgebhart145
@mikejgebhart145 4 жыл бұрын
Totally lost it at the “i’m sad” tik tok song
@Ezra_303
@Ezra_303 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t ever go against the family Fredo”
@eshagcom3742
@eshagcom3742 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣 thank you
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 3 жыл бұрын
10th planet Denver. Shout out. Funny to see someone here
@dylanwoodbury
@dylanwoodbury 4 жыл бұрын
Tim and his producer can't even figure out the stats on American education because they are themselves the product of that system
@landonic81
@landonic81 4 жыл бұрын
Sad!!!
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
Nick so tragic. I rely on comics for accurate government data as well. Shame on them.
@landonic81
@landonic81 4 жыл бұрын
@@skdewolf7606 Go make me a sandwich 🥪
@landonic81
@landonic81 4 жыл бұрын
@angrykulla Extra pickles please
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
Nick look on your porch 😉
@queefstroganoff2643
@queefstroganoff2643 4 жыл бұрын
Been a listener since you've had 30k subscribers. I even remortgaged my home to buy your high cost low quality products. Now I'm fighting cats for scraps of rotten fancy feast and pimping out my girlfriend to acquire jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon. It's a real knife fight out here, but that's life in the big city.
@ProudFilthyCasual
@ProudFilthyCasual 4 жыл бұрын
It is what it is.
@queefstroganoff2643
@queefstroganoff2643 4 жыл бұрын
@@ProudFilthyCasual im just in the alley drinking beer from a burger King cup.
@neilcampbell8499
@neilcampbell8499 4 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@mattmurray517
@mattmurray517 10 ай бұрын
@@queefstroganoff2643I wish you well
@detrockcity3
@detrockcity3 4 жыл бұрын
"Not only is the quality of the public school system horrendous, but its cost is extraordinary. America's public primary schools spent $5,246 per pupil on average during 1989.12 That is $130,000 for a classroom of 25 students.13 Furthermore this is above that of many private schools. Of the approximately $212 million spent on education through high school in 1989,14 only 40 percent went towards teachers' pay (West, 1983).15 Where did the other $100 billion plus go? Far too much goes to administrators and bureaucrats." - Andrew Young, Walter Block
@Matanumi
@Matanumi 4 жыл бұрын
America- falling apart
@fadedcharacter8481
@fadedcharacter8481 4 жыл бұрын
I taught for almost 15 years. The administration building was the same size as one of our high schools (400 students on average).
4 жыл бұрын
@@fadedcharacter8481 Yup administrators live high on the hog but that is nothing you should see all the goodies mayors, sheriffs, and DA's get in major metros. I went to an open meeting for a journalism class all my regions govt's participate in because it is a federal program. They're eating catered delivery gourmet sandwiches after their 15 min meeting that is open to the public by law but no one goes too. They were shocked I was there and didn't seem to want me there till I asked if this was an open meeting as by law and told them that I was a student journalist then all the sudden they were super gracious. Weird right? Then they sent me home with a bunch of free sandwiches since "we won't eat it all". Like wtf? The waste is astounding. The perks are obnoxious. Why do they get to eat on our dime? What fucking jobs feed you? That on top of the 6 figure salaries each of those fat balding bloated bodies collect for 15 min worth of fucking work. Holy shit we are so fucked.
@nattyrf511
@nattyrf511 4 жыл бұрын
That was 1989 Today, they spend $10,000 to $12,000 per child, per year. I've homeschooled my children for 10 years & including piano, weekly co-op classes, art classes, soccer, football, e.t.c.... I spend less than $1,200 per year, per kid. Some of their classes are taught by professionals, like when my 12 year old daughter wanted to learn CPR.
@detrockcity3
@detrockcity3 4 жыл бұрын
@@nattyrf511 yeah, it's absurd.
@swagman8990
@swagman8990 4 жыл бұрын
Real knife fight out here
@briang9386
@briang9386 4 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
Sue TBS for the 4 dollars they’re worth Tim.
@astuteandy
@astuteandy 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, for a pack of Marlboro Light's and a Beefeater Martini, he's the new CEO of syndicated Seth MacFarlane cartoons and the most abysmal original programming on Cable, slightly edging out TNT. I'll front the cigs to make it happen
@jasoninthehood9726
@jasoninthehood9726 4 жыл бұрын
Andy Spann is that better or worse than TruTV with 24/7 Impractical Jokers marathons and seven different tow truck reality shows?
@astuteandy
@astuteandy 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasoninthehood9726 TBS is better, but only because of brand recognition and absurd longevity in a saturated market. I'd personally rather watch scripted shows about fictitious Repossession companies, or even the frighteningly cruel mockery of comedians careers that never were, than one more fucking episode from season 1-4 of Family Guy. That shit should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
@keevancrawford6708
@keevancrawford6708 4 жыл бұрын
The good teachers are silent. Lol
@maffef4089
@maffef4089 4 жыл бұрын
He's currently in my HUMBLE OPINION one of the most interesting controversial modern comedian!
@alexmendoza9645
@alexmendoza9645 3 жыл бұрын
That's interesting I think of him as an older generation style more than anything, maybe 80's ish. am I right? Yes or Yes!?
@jimmybacas8003
@jimmybacas8003 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Tim is the last living Jerky Boy
@mikedavis3634
@mikedavis3634 4 жыл бұрын
The Boys are dead?
@brettweir9050
@brettweir9050 4 жыл бұрын
Brett Weir here, the boys unfortunately are still here and doing well.
@kylelaughinghouse1893
@kylelaughinghouse1893 4 жыл бұрын
@@brettweir9050 still working at super across the way
@BurntToast422
@BurntToast422 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Brennan is on cameo.
@kylelaughinghouse1893
@kylelaughinghouse1893 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff B old enough fire to fire my old lady off roof onto the roof of my truck I'm silly like that,cupcake
@lil_tistic
@lil_tistic 4 жыл бұрын
only podcast where the ads are just as good as the dialogue
@shupashark
@shupashark 4 жыл бұрын
Ben killed it with the auto-tune! Do you agree, yes or yes?
@aw5537
@aw5537 3 жыл бұрын
my new ringtone
@YoJohnnyYT
@YoJohnnyYT 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing “ladies & gentleman welcome to the Time Dillon show” just makes me happy.
@karnliberated
@karnliberated 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Tim, I saw on JRE where you were talking about doing comedy on stage and there was nothing like it. I hope you know, it might not be the same fulfillment on your end doing comedy via podcast, but you literally put me in tears, if I was in a club I would be beside myself. I never got the chance to see you before the pandemic, I've become a diehard fan during this shitshow. You're my favorite comedian besides Patrice O'Neil which means I literally think you're the funniest person alive. I don't know if you'll read this, but you're fucking great and make every week better, and keep up the great work!
@treshampton9822
@treshampton9822 5 ай бұрын
Rip Patrice O’Niel . This was well said
@treshampton9822
@treshampton9822 5 ай бұрын
Tim and Patrice on a podcast would be a fucking powerhouse
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon 2024
@cameronbost7100
@cameronbost7100 4 жыл бұрын
oh damn daddy got the slick back hair
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad/weird that the Tim Dillon show is the only thing that seems to make sense to me anymore?
@Tomdawg89
@Tomdawg89 4 жыл бұрын
Wet Hair Tim Dillon has more of that manic Chris Farley coke energy.
@ljcomments886
@ljcomments886 3 жыл бұрын
He should go wet hair next time he is on JRE and do some proper rants!
@APR944
@APR944 4 жыл бұрын
“And then I make dolls of hair and their faces are nail clippings... and then the red lips I get like blood to make like kissy face lips”.
@darkoverllord
@darkoverllord 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MichaelWorley
@MichaelWorley 4 жыл бұрын
YES OR YES?!?
@tomk37
@tomk37 4 жыл бұрын
That reporter was AUSTRALIAN Tim Dillon is cancelled
@sohrabbehbahani9469
@sohrabbehbahani9469 4 жыл бұрын
CANCELLED.
@Matanumi
@Matanumi 4 жыл бұрын
PUT THEM IN JAIL
@theotherkangaroo
@theotherkangaroo 4 жыл бұрын
Yes & yes
@WitzyZed
@WitzyZed 4 жыл бұрын
You know my stance.
@garymericano
@garymericano 4 жыл бұрын
You've got Fredo's brother's name wrong.... It's Governor Covidmountain Nipplerings Jr
@drewstaples9648
@drewstaples9648 4 жыл бұрын
Tim with the good hair!!!
@tpalden753
@tpalden753 2 жыл бұрын
Wow his flow around 40:00 reminds me of Bull Hicks so much. Love you tim ❤️
@johnv3788
@johnv3788 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Tim gave Jeffrey Dahmer a job as his producer/computer guy.
@ProudFilthyCasual
@ProudFilthyCasual 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you rearrange the letters of Ben you get Jeffrey Dahmer. He’s not even trying to hide it.
@Sallyandash
@Sallyandash 4 жыл бұрын
As a teacher who couldn’t take more than two years of teaching I wholeheartedly agree with you. Teaching is a dead profession it should all be online especially after elementary school. No student can pay attention in class after smart phones were invented.
@dogzer
@dogzer 4 жыл бұрын
Kids learn more watching Tim Dillon show than what they’ll ever learn at school
@phoenixtempleeviltruth8074
@phoenixtempleeviltruth8074 3 жыл бұрын
this truly is the radio for the end of the world. i love it. play some queens of the stone age in between episodes.
@21acidqueen
@21acidqueen 3 жыл бұрын
Left the podcast playing and went to have a shower. Come out of the shower to Tim screaming "the kids can't read out there" and it cracked me up so much. Tim is a genius!
@DecentWorksMedia
@DecentWorksMedia 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a sexy and competent podcast engineer to rival young Jamie.
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 4 жыл бұрын
Slow down, Ben is one episode from being thrown in a tent on Skid Row.
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
It took him ten minutes to find phony education statistics lmfao
@dogzer
@dogzer 4 жыл бұрын
And that’s why we love him We never hear Jamie’s laughter booming hard in the background
@bgillett72
@bgillett72 4 жыл бұрын
Competent?
@ronhitler-barassi2624
@ronhitler-barassi2624 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogzer Because Rogan's never said anything funny
@markluccketti8636
@markluccketti8636 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing better then the Tim Dillon Show
@neilcampbell8499
@neilcampbell8499 4 жыл бұрын
Best podcast online, best comic in la
@Funkadelic3
@Funkadelic3 4 жыл бұрын
This Podcast is going to blow up, calling it now.
@LasVegasPromoterguy
@LasVegasPromoterguy 4 жыл бұрын
Tims fired up. The type of episode I live for and I don't have much to live for.
@luisrivera2304
@luisrivera2304 4 жыл бұрын
The slick back hair makes you look a lot like Chris Farley.
@gp2860
@gp2860 4 жыл бұрын
Except you also mean Rush Limbaugh
@Phernaldo
@Phernaldo 4 жыл бұрын
@@gp2860 El Rushbo
@BornAHawkEye
@BornAHawkEye 4 жыл бұрын
That auto-tune part had me busting out laughing at 5 in the morning "I'm sad we're sad" 😂🤣
@missmagui8135
@missmagui8135 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jmedlin81
@jmedlin81 4 жыл бұрын
Tim I hate it when you interrupt your two advertisements with segments of show. Otherwise, I find your program acceptable.
@jon1039
@jon1039 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr & Tim Dillon #1 ad reads. I'll always support!
@kevinhaun1
@kevinhaun1 4 жыл бұрын
I love to watch just to see the producer chuckle lol
@pipicacadanslepot
@pipicacadanslepot 4 жыл бұрын
The way he says "meatball" 😍
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon over here lookin like Chris Farley trying to sell me brake pads
@anesthetized7053
@anesthetized7053 3 жыл бұрын
man that closer was unbelievably deft. truly remarkable words that have deep truth to them. Thank you tim for riding the fine line between absurd comedy and real talk.
@loganbadgley4045
@loganbadgley4045 4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching Tim’s podcast and I can’t believe how funny this is.
@guccimane623
@guccimane623 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Loved this one. First one I’ve watched all year way through. Subscribed
@DREWSLENS
@DREWSLENS 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who buys with Tim's promo codes just to picture the marketing departments question life?!? 😌😅
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@Gaggerlotion
@Gaggerlotion 2 жыл бұрын
Probably
@TheDiervek
@TheDiervek 4 жыл бұрын
"meatball" is now my favorite family friendly ethnic pejorative
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 4 жыл бұрын
He also calls Trump meatball so I'm not sure it's ethnic based. Trump is German so maybe he accidentally calls Trump meatball and instead should be Bratwurst?
@DecimeCuba
@DecimeCuba 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tim. Life is kinda weird right now. Im waking up at 4 am in the morning everyday , not really knowing what to do. Thanks to your podcast , now i can feel a little less braindead. Cheers from SouthAmerica!
@FTWinnick
@FTWinnick 4 жыл бұрын
Tim's patreon is seriously the best $5 i've spent in a long time. Just hours and hours of fantastic content.
@raymondjames57
@raymondjames57 4 жыл бұрын
As education spending has rapidly increased, the average intelligence at graduating has fallen. I'm 14yrs out of HS and the average classroom has over two per room and the scores are down and "medication" is up. They've turned it into a growing bureaucracy revolved around pushing college at all costs while pushing further social agendas. Sad and growing dystopian.
@rg5312
@rg5312 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely not a demographic issue
@JCResDoc94
@JCResDoc94 4 жыл бұрын
*☼ chest exercises are the cure? we have to get the word out!*
@herbdelarge
@herbdelarge 4 жыл бұрын
Tim. Your song about depression hit me on an emotional level 🙏
@TylerBoone
@TylerBoone 4 жыл бұрын
Dude you have a voice for radio man, it's amazing
@mattyrat4958
@mattyrat4958 4 жыл бұрын
The Tampa Bay Comedy Society stands against your vicious attack on teachers.
@00maharum00ma
@00maharum00ma 4 жыл бұрын
We're in deep trouble as a nation.
@24749ersrock
@24749ersrock 4 жыл бұрын
The best cure for a hangover is to listen to Tim Dillon yell at you
@UFBear15
@UFBear15 4 жыл бұрын
His ads are the best ones iv'e ever seen and I actually listen to them..
@swagman8990
@swagman8990 4 жыл бұрын
As a teacher this episode hit different
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder teachers like vacationing in the Caribbean...
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
No one likes being criticized. But thick skins ppl.
@swagman8990
@swagman8990 4 жыл бұрын
I'm on the side of us teachers should be able to laugh at ourselves, he's making solid points here
@Tdcsparingtea1995
@Tdcsparingtea1995 4 жыл бұрын
Using the left’s logic on cops apply it to teachers and it fits perfectly. Lol Tim Dillon has an ability to make solid uncomfortable points.
@AngstyAsHell
@AngstyAsHell 4 жыл бұрын
The cultural appropriation stuff never made sense to me. Within reason and if someone is celebrating that culture with respect then why do people get offended? Oh well thats life in the big city i guess
@mgainer068
@mgainer068 4 жыл бұрын
That hydrant ad literally killed me!!!!! Tim Dillon u r the goat of this comedy stuff
@disconnected22
@disconnected22 3 жыл бұрын
I got chills at the end. He rarely says goodbye, especially like that
@kolodge1994
@kolodge1994 4 жыл бұрын
Just joined the patreon. officially a skull & bones member!
@longliveELK
@longliveELK 4 жыл бұрын
Got the fro all slicked back now? -- I see u baby boi
@matthewtilly6513
@matthewtilly6513 4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable episode. Getting better every week
@jamalmiad1188
@jamalmiad1188 4 жыл бұрын
I’m black somali dude.,!.,!.,! And shed tears when I hear all the Ego’s leaving Cali, and YOU.,being.so awesome gets left behind. I’m with you in spirit straight out of Mogadishu!.,!.,! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
@zd829
@zd829 4 жыл бұрын
This intro was the most honest thing I heard in months, from a cynical comedian! #patreon
@YoungSantasGroupie
@YoungSantasGroupie Жыл бұрын
haha exactly, the podcast that so many "educators" need to hear because it's only gotten worse since this was recorded. Where I live they are trying to go on strike! And you know what, the kids do deserve a break from them, summer is never enough.
@jordanescorcio2802
@jordanescorcio2802 4 жыл бұрын
pulling up in brand new Camry's, getting out with a latte😂
@jessarhodes6196
@jessarhodes6196 4 жыл бұрын
Thats the best "Old Man River" Ive ever heard.
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