Time: The History & Future of Everything - Remastered

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Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell Omg I love your video soooooooo MUCH! ❤️

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Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell Thanks

[@coveym5902]

Cleo patra was born closer to the time pizza Hut was made than too the pyramids

[@kurzgesagt]

How did you like the remastered version? There are a few videos we would like to redo (Updating and expanding the script, redoing the illustrations and animations). Anything you would like to see?

[@TheDepressedTurtle]

Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell The evolution video would be great to be remastered!

[@Malwhere404]

You just uploaded the video a few seconds ago You posted this comment 31 minutes ago *HOW?*

[@zainech3150]

Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell HOW IS THIS 32 MINUTES AGO? i mean the video was posted 2 minutes ago.... WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS?

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Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell more space stuff

[@Alex-dw4iw]

"What is Evolution", maybe. Keep up the good work!

[@doapin7438]

"That cute boy or girl, ask them out!" Me: _i'll just wait for the heat death_

[@occasionalart7597]

*Casually waits 100 billion years* "Ah, finally"

[@zom_tyt7382]

"Wait a minute where did everyone go? Also who turned off the light!"

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Pedro why are we dead

[@amankeswani621]

Me too

[@tornado9419]

I hope we can all chill in the dark with everyone else who died in 100 billion years

[@lordfeish1927]

“You probably wasted a good chunk of yesterday on the internet” Most accurate thing I’ve heard in a while

[@EnvisionerWill]

Well don't feel bad; free will is an illusion, so you had no choice in the matter.

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@@EnvisionerWill Calm down

[@EnvisionerWill]

@@sosopwsi829Jjw9 I was perfectly calm when saying that. Less so now.

[@EHMM]

Before 2020 JuI 22: use 11 hours on sleep 8 housrs of internet 2 hours of other stuff After 2020 Jul 22: Use 11 hours sleep 5 hours On gaming 6 hourz on school 10 mins on other

[@Azakadune]

@@EnvisionerWill naw man, free will exists.

[@mairc9228]

The soundtrack is outstanding. You probably haven't noticed, but the ticking clock had been playing for nearly the entirety of the video. This is such an ingenious implementation; it works as a symbol referencing the topic of the video and really helps the viewer immerse further into the watching experience.

[@mwe8414]

The soundtrack in their videos are all made so well

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That was so well observed

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Nobody: English teachers

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ITS LIKE INTERESTELLAR

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yea i noticed i love these guys for putting so much effort into their videos

[@gracjmiao]

I like how the whole vid was basically a prompt to ask your crush out

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Ikr

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Grace Miao haha, yeah that was great.

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My biggest struggle right now LOL

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What is this profile picture. Look like AT's style.

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Reason not to - they probably don’t like you -you’ll get over them (eventually) - if you do end up together you’ll probably break up - it could be a giant waste of time - you could meet someone you actually really like while with them -you have a better chance of winning the lottery - you could win the lottery and have to split it with them You have a better chance at surviving the zombie horde -when the zombie apocalypse comes you’ll have to spit food with them - you’ll end up sleeping with their twin sister or brother - you made it this far down the list then you shouldn’t ask them out - if you made it past all of these then you should since I am a guy on the internet who you shouldn’t listen to

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After wasting my entire weekend doing nothing, this video came like a slap on my face making me realize how little time we are given in our life.

[@mkutkarsh]

same

[@quadrillion92]

well i finished deus ex hr so i guess thats not a wasted time

[@deepaknandi5021]

Mayank Chandra i have done that too I wasted my 1 month,i wanna slap myself too

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So stop watching KZbin video's and start living! *Clicks on the next video*

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I love his vedios it gives relaxiation

[@unimornnbr1]

Kurzgesagt, giving people an existential crisis since 2013

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I find them strangely calming now lol

[@unimornnbr1]

@@Ekkaisara true, im late for this

[@forssi1]

If you have a crisis because you get to know something new, maybe you should know more about stuff

[@Ekkaisara]

@@forssi1 big sigh

[@unimornnbr1]

@@forssi1 i dont have a crisis rn, i didnt get one when i watched this video, i had one but that was when i just learnt all this. This was nothing new. I made this comment long after watching the video and i recovered from my crisis long before i watched the video. At some point we dont know anything so we have to learn but i passed that point long before making this comment. That so true though, if you are afraid of new things then you should know more things. Not meaning to start an argument or something

[@matteooliverio5940]

I saw this video when it first came out and I can never forget it, just now I showed it to my 70yo dad, he loved it and is super impressed by how you made all these facts so tangible. Thanks for being such a cool gang, you work matters :)

[@MasterLapin]

Crazy to think that life on Earth is closer to its end than to its beginning

[@jungkookslonglostcookie7506]

Pierre Martin WOAH (mind blown). Realized it just now.

[@manneaux4404]

Yeah, I noticed that too. Just thinking of it is very depressing.

[@peebus497]

HOLY FUCK

[@swifty1893]

Time for an existential crisis

[@vivavaldez87]

Yes, but HUMAN life on Earth relative to the end of life on Earth might as well be the first 15 seconds of a 24 hour day. You're welcome :)

[@DrDrystal]

i love how in the german version the oldest living person was a Japanese born in 1903..since celino jaramillo died 10 days after this Video came out Now THAT is attention to DETAIL. Not just translating a Video but changing certain parts of it to reflect current actual Facts! AWESOME

[@moemuxhagi]

Damn that's being precise

[@danielwhyatt3278]

It’s insane how many new records on oldest man are broken almost every year now.😆

[@DrDrystal]

Really you pin me down on that part? You really want to paint me as a hearthless badguy here. What did i ever do to you? Is it because i am german? :(

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@@DrDrystal Gosh darnit you feel soo pure, while i can't say anything in his place, please don't bother yourself with that, you didn't mean that, so it shound't matter!

[@DrDrystal]

@@madebysalad7916 but it does bother me :( i never wanted to offend you by not naming that one person, and why shouldnt it matter? i am sorry again :(. I am deeply sorry

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Jeez. Even Kurzgesagt is pressuring me to get a girlfriend.

[@thiseternalmoment3192]

Is that the whole meaning of existence? 🤔

[@Graeko]

@@thiseternalmoment3192 in the eyes of our selfish genes it is.

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@@Graeko genes have no freedom of choice.

[@mikemcdonald2671]

Dont think too hard about it. Go get a girlfriend. Find a female to court and accompany her to things. Complete a few quests for her and offer her your best attempt at charm. If it doesnt work dont force it. Return home. Rest. Fap. Eat. Shower. Go find another female. Repeat. Shortcutting wont work. She has to feel like she knows you personally, and completing quests and your charm will show her who you are. If she says no, you probably dont want her either. If she says yes, youve won. Bang and crown your queen. Try not to squabble and stay honest. Recognize eachothers strengths and weaknesses and better one another. Dont leave fights unresolved and recognize your personal issues don't come before your lady-woman. Keep eachother honest and check in on eachothers feelings. If you dont ask they wont say untill its too late. Try not to kill eachother and see if your genes create reasonably normal humans. Raise those little motherfuckers and show them the shit you spent too long figuring it out. Keep trying--it worked for countless generations before you and youre likely not the mutant that finally ends your bloodline. Just talk to a girl. Not the one youre thinking about. Shes likely not interested and youve taken too long. Look where youre not looking. Just talk to some females knowing 9 of 10 will be a bad match. Thats fine. Number 10 is all you need. If you lack confidence, get experience with desperate milfs or thicc hunnies (thicc hunnies are actually the best anyway--wide breedin hips laddie!). Dont be a pussy. Go hunt or starve in your cave. You can. Its been done. You will do it. Youre lying if you say you cant. GO LADDIE

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Kurzgesagt: 'Ask them out!' Me: 'B-but i like them as a _friend-'_ Kurzgesagt: *'ASK THEM OUT.'*

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*DO IT N O W*

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what is it with the birds anyway?

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@@shreyanshsingh379 The depressing turtle

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Even tho sometimes makes you motivated

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From controlling fire to Eating bleach, humanity has come a long way...

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We used fire to make bleach to eat it! \(o_o)/

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...backwards

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The Controlling Fire Part of Humanity is carrying the Bleach Eating part of Humanity. it's been that way for a long time.

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one of my faves by far!

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Alan Parker hey Alan. Can i be your friend please

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ya *tear drops*

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What is our purpose? Imagine we are woken up from the train. the first thing is "why am i here" out nothing - big bang -then it will finished there must be creator

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To pass the butter! :(

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+Adam England I’ve never got this argument. Why must there be a creator? Where did the creator come from? I’m not saying that there cannot be one, I just don’t understand this argument. “A being of infinite wisdom and power must have existed forever because the idea that something else could have existed forever is ridiculous.”

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I asked that girl out saying “I’m worried about heat death.” She blocked me

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I feel that

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At least you did

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🤣

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She wasn’t right for you, mate

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"That cute boy or girl, ask them out" You literally stormed emotions inside me. I mean what the hell you are doing with your life if you are not living it.

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Lol😂 my best friend pranked on me today, I was like laughing aloud on me being fooled by him😂

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How can you literally storm emotions?

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"The internet was also invented, which lead to memes but also Facebook and Twitter. So all and all we're not sure if it was a GOOD development" Brutal, Kurz, Brutal

[@tomerz242]

but very true.

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yet the thing is We cant tell what hes thrashing because his opinion on shit is unknown probably facebook and twitter tho

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In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was widely as a bad move. - Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

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They are very low key savage their videos are worth re-watching

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This video should be $60 because it’s a remaster

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This ain't Konami bro

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When the vid ended, I just saw my reflection on the screen, with the most pensive look on my face. And hot cheeto crumbs all around my mouth.

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Good going human😅

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Making it count

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I gotta say, almost every single Kurzgesagt Video is among the best ever on KZbin - but even to this day, this Video is your Masterwork. A Video that deserves 8 Billion Views, not just 8 Million.

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Celino Jaramillo, the oldest man at the time of the video's making, died only 10 days after this video was uploaded to KZbin.

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Dang...

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lo re mufo

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@@joaquinrobledo2940 xd

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Rest in peace ❤️

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@@leoliu8436 umm he's literally dead

[@oacmd282]

“The universe is dead, *forever* .” Me: *sad existential crisis noise*

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Only if you buy into the idea of a universal heat death - I personally subscribe to the idea of a universe in which matter/energy is recycled via a process of big-bang/big-crunch cycles.

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@@FrankCastle-tq9bz That would still kill everything though

[@FrankCastle-tq9bz]

FrostBird347 For a time, at least - but then the universe is reborn with the distinct possibility of all that came before coming into existence once more.

[@uhhuh1291]

I don’t feel anything much, or at least I think so. Probably because I can’t comprehend how that would be like, so I (as a lazy person) do not bother with it.

[@oacmd282]

It just creeps me that even if you managed to “live forever”, you can not. Every place you’ve been through, every person you’ve met and everything will be completely gone. Even the history of Earth will be never be seen ever again.

[@TobiAnimados]

7:02 "The universe is dead forever" ...maybe by then there will be some kind of cosmic Hard Reset of the universe, and everything will start all over again.

[@lukas4866]

That‘s what many people believe, but sadly, we will never know.

[@MJofLakelandX]

My exact thought. I do believe the amount of time it took for "existence" to exist is the amount the universe will enter the dark era only to reset with alternate timelines of what we're experiencing right now, infinitely.

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You stole my words!

[@neemoholmes]

Imagine if there were Humans like us from the last universe....

[@elliebright8679]

So the world is just Undertale...im ok with that, i wanna meet sans. How far do we have to space travel to meet him?

[@tuomas_]

The 1-second ticking noise goes on through the entire video. Amazing detail.

[@TheBestJBC]

Whenever I feel down, I see this video. It's a masterpiece. Thank you, guys.

[@Azakadune]

same, gives me hope I suppose. still not gonna ask her out tho.

[@giapata]

Space and time are always comforting when we think of our small miserable problems in comparison.

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Now I can have the same existential crisis but remastered

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Jonah LOL

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And in 60 fps

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Jonah Yeah, to think I just recovered from the last one.

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Epic!

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hahaha nice one XD

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I remember watching this and thinking quality cannot be any better. I was wrong...

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wayyyyyyyyy wrong

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LUUUL

[@coreexplore6793]

Merc If u want to know more about what happened and what would happen, we two did an animated video from the big bang to the death of the universe ! You can Check it out in our channel !!

[@MrSneakyGunz]

One of the very best pieces on the internet. Very nicely done!

[@ferouihamza]

and as always thanks for the existential crisis

[@jaronfeld123]

I had a fucking panic attack lmao

[@BryanbuiFromepicgamingfuntk]

As always, it evokes questions about our existence but we have to remember: Is this a world and universe that we are going to let intimidate us or are we going to dominate it and use it as our playing field. Evolution of life has given us so much to work with, we may as well go explore it and see what it has to offer. Never be content with where you are or be stagnant in thought. Move, do something, go out there, experience pain, experience happiness, experience love - all these together allow for our sense of fulfilment to come into play and this is what is the meaning of life for me. Whatever you think will play out true in your perception of reality. Use the axioms that you are presupposed to and create something wonderful. Your reality in the past has gone, but this can be the substrate for a beautiful story that you can create for the future with your consciousness and awareness for what is now. You only have now, not when the universe was born, not when the universe will end. Make life beautiful, we're all in this together.

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Julian A Same lmao

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feroui hamza it's make me feel so special tho lol

[@rakshas1340]

Now, I feel bad for wasting my time on stupid things which is a good thing

[@edwardseverinsen5598]

My crush said when hell freezes over. Little does she know the heat death of the universe is coming, I don't mean to brag but I'm getting a girlfriend here in a few billion years guys.

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XD

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Congrats mate

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if she believes in god fuck her

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Lmaaoo this is gold

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Luckyyyy

[@mrcomp1971]

Remastered? Well it's about time.

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mrcomp is that a starcraft reference😂

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not mw2 remastered

[@nihilistnick5094]

Its also a pun on the video

[@neerajnandan3519]

There was another version of this video

[@mrcomp1971]

No starcraft reference, just a pun.

[@preciouszliberia]

I watch this ENDLESSLY because I am literally in love with this soundtrack. The background music is so calming and I love this video so much. Helps with my anxiety as well. Thank you so much!

[@69yourmom96]

why don't you just listen to the soundtrack on it's on its own?

[@kunzhang7659]

“All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us” - J.R.R Tolkien

[@MagusMarquillin]

Dude, Tolkien didn't come up with that, Gandalf did! Tolkien just translated it. ...Though for some reason Kurzgesagt didn't have that age in the timeline.

[@MrHistory269]

@Magus Marquillin lmao

[@domicioannioulpiano6845]

F: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance G: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death and some that died deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal on death and judgment, even the very wise can't see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play for good or evil.... before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate o many. F: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. G: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not from them to decide. All we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in the world Frodo besides all the evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

[@reimei84]

I asked that cute girl out again. This time she called the cops

[@maciejmatusik635]

Walsh I'm dying hahahah

[@ratlinggull2223]

Probably she hated anime

[@Hdkmx]

Walsh if it makes you feel any better it won’t matter in about 100 billion years

[@jasonroberts9691]

yeah Nathan it won't matter, but we'll all be dead

[@lsh3505]

Probably she's IN anime

[@JustinY.]

Thanks for giving me an existential crisis

[@TheWholesaleHow]

Justin Y. I loved getting a panic attack about how we're all gonna die no mater what

[@kaspervercruysse5710]

Boy you should check out exurb1a then, i bet you'll like him...

[@Eliewan]

here we go again

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[@AT7outof10]

Don't worry, they have a video on that! ;)

[@LilacLapis]

I have watched Kurzgesagt for years, on various channels, through various stages in my life. Each of these videos has given me hope, knowledge, and peace. Thank you, Kurzgesagt, from educating and inspiring the masses.

[@joetaylor8602]

Genuinely one of the best videos on KZbin.. it should be mandatory in all schools. On a real though this is the only vid that makes me truly realise how old everything is. Billions of years man like wtf...

[@nepsyasudra3262]

Real food for thought isn't it, causes one to stop and think a while about the unimaginably vast time span leading to where we are today. Than compare that to the future and you see the universe isn't even a percent of a percent of the way through it's lifespan. And this is without even touching on the physical vastness of our universe which will continue to grow vastly larger itself...

[@joetaylor8602]

Nepsy adult init

[@ryhanzfx1641]

You'll giving kids a massive existensial crisis lol

[@jilliansmith7123]

I had my massive existential crisis in 1972. I already knew all this stuff...so no crisis today. Not from this. Not from, um, ahem, certain other things being shoved at us as a crisis. I know a crisis when I see one. And I don't see one. But enjoy your existential crisis! You really only get the one. After that, my children, you are adults.

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@@jilliansmith7123 what are you talking about panda?

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Thanks Kurzgesagt, I asked that cute girl out and now my wife wants a divorce.

[@2ndPigeon]

Yeah fuck this channel! Is what my wife said ;)

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@@2ndPigeon If your wife said that, you might want to re-consider your marriage

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​@@johnrubensaragi4125​ deleted his reply and my reply no longer made sense.

[@artypyrec4186]

Hahahaha the last parts of thia thread is great

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My vote made this comment to get 1k likes. 😁

[@JoGyatto]

7:23 I listend she said yes so thanks :)

[@rainglow4481]

Aww congrats man!

[@JoGyatto]

da yo boi and then we broke up On my birthday and all of this exactly a month after she had said yes

[@josephoutram]

@@JoGyatto dude don't worry none of this will matter when the universe inevitably dies taking all life with it

[@JoGyatto]

Sabatallica its ok i found someone else i have been crushing on for a while

[@JoGyatto]

Sabatallica but dont remind me lol

[@raphaelrico1584]

I like how coming to this channel makes all my problems seem like nothing.

[@SoullessCast]

Goddamn, nothing can both inspire and depress me at the same time quite like Kurzgesagt

[@aidsfades28]

Same bro

[@mohammadrashed3218]

What depressing about this video???

[@snuuwy]

@@mohammadrashed3218 everything willl die one day

[@erayx8726]

This is knowledge.

[@gera_eb2588]

Indeed

[@alanparker9608]

One of the best educational channels out there.

[@coreexplore6793]

Alan Parker If u want to know more about what happened and what would happen, we two did an animated video from the big bang to the death of the universe ! You can Check it out in our channel !!

[@AbzannIsCute]

Core Explore I did yours is as good as kuzergt

[@Tom-ju2ny]

I was saying literally the exact same thing in my head as I was scrolling down and saw this.

[@ethnicleanserberg7975]

You should delete 'one of'.

[@sheilablub]

Alan Parker , the very best educational channel

[@heartbeatzgirl4075]

Best dating advice video ever.

[@livedandletdie]

Not really, they miss out on one most important step, you need to have a crush on someone beforehand, otherwise you can't ask out your crush...

[@heartbeatzgirl4075]

Nah, any cute boy or girl will do. "That cute girl or boy you like, ask them out." Best dating advice ever haha

[@KatieTracy]

The time of the month... to be mindblown🙌🏼

[@onewa712]

Katie Tracy saw what you did there 😆🤙

[@SoldererOfFortune]

Is math related to science? *kabooom*

[@malignor9035]

Best kind of humor. Don't say that shit in Scotland though, or you'll be called a sexist and be imprisoned.

[@yas4814]

columbus “discovers” america i see you kurzgesagt, quietly throwing shade back there

[@the_legendary_yeeter]

@Donald J Trump You're the President so it must be true

[@hhberg4920]

Donald J Trump we all know America doesn’t exist

[@grantsmith8603]

The Vikings got there first

[@slendergaming8171]

I see you're people of culture

[@epic312archive7]

@@grantsmith8603 Nah the native americans did. The Vikings were the first ones from Europe, then came Columbus who really popularized the existence of the Americas.

[@chillsahoy2640]

This whole video is awe-inspiring but the music always gives me shivers, especially once the Egyptian/Pyramids theme comes in.

[@deathbycognitivedissonance5036]

Tick tock everyone. Regret is a powerful emotion, but it can be avoided.

[@fungus1005]

medexamtoolsdotcom oh

[@Sea_Star]

medexamtoolsdotcom Oof

[@JayyBlaze216]

Rip

[@OutSideTheBoxFormat]

Your parents have been saying that for years.

[@pierre6372]

It turns out that we tend to regret the things we haven’t done than the things we have done.

[@CronicGaming94]

This is one of my favorite subjects. Good shit.

[@Evengusy]

Don't swear!

[@livinthatlife]

Hahah yah this ish is mind blowing , I’ve been sayin it for years : it’s impossible to wrap our heads around 1 million years let along a billion ... Thus wrap our heads around life is similarly unfathomable 😸🤙

[@CronicGaming94]

Livin That Life I agree!

[@rikrikmsangma5627]

Yup, good shit.

[@lpgone9678]

Kerry Cronic Vlogs DON'T CUSS Stupid kid

[@briantran3530]

“Time is precious, make it count”

[@o_tout0]

Joe Dick NO. UH HE'S CURRENTLY A GERMAN NARRATOR

[@o_tout0]

Joe Dick MY APOLOGIES YOU'RE RIGHT

[@Saiross619]

2:28 "discovery" ha! I love the way he said it

[@conteudooriginal4600]

4:57 *looks at my chicken* Do the roar

[@SuperDrobny]

That reference made me laugh like maniac :)

[@maccheese4435]

ROAR FOR ME CHICKEN

[@simopelle]

why do you have a chicken?

[@conteudooriginal4600]

@@simopelle I live in Brazil on a city people are going out mid lockdown because the police is out too and there are explosive bank robs at the morning. Don't question

[@Anyo92]

Let me set you straight butterpants, a chicken only roars when they’re angry

[@Cormac_YT]

*_your animations are amazing! The details are phenomenal_*

[@frederiksd]

The background stars fading away was a nice touch.

[@shikhanshu]

i read this in his voice

[@yxor]

He got cancer, hope he gets well..

[@festethephule7553]

Friedrich Nietzsche Wait, what?

[@rajarshinath5866]

How does he make it.

[@arucanarishortfilms5986]

This is such a good channel. Your videos have such a high quality. You are the best, please keep doing what you are doing!! :)

[@yxor]

Poor guy got cancer..

[@Default0102]

Was there an AMA or something? This is horrible.

[@fawzanfawzi9993]

There will be a war over a complementary comment. Wasn't youtube amazing?

[@udaysom3244]

this was and is the best nutshell kurzgesagt ever made, the music, the clock ticking and the narration is so relaxing.

[@Funkycat2006]

MIGHTY CHICKENS

[@wyattb3138]

Funkycat 20062006, I have *MIGHTY BACKYARD CHICKENS!*

[@pratikmaurya7394]

Funkycat 20062006 MIGHTY EAGLE!!!

[@FifaSportsMexico]

Funkycat 20062006 Top Chicken.

[@BertGrink]

Bow, You Infidels, to Our Mighty Chicken Overlords!

[@apalahartisebuahnama7684]

My chicken get mighty when i look at hot things xDDDDDDDDDD

[@redsign9965]

I've never felt connected mentally to any channels other than this Especially when you said whether we are having some kinda weird feelings, I laughed it out cos its too relatable

[@maserklex1648]

this is the channel where i learned 90% of the useful things i know

[@blaisekern]

@@maserklex1648 Yeah, this is where I got pretty much all of my actually useful life skills, history, science and motivation. I wish it was more popular than the junk that makes trending.

[@LunizIsGlacey]

History of the Entire World I Guess: Kurzgesagt Edition

[@snuuwy]

The sun is a deadly lazer

[@Monochrome2004]

and in reverse chronological order

[@iliketreesilikenature1325]

Nah, its history of the entire universe I guess

[@wcfan623]

NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT

[@Hi_5111]

Yes

[@EakiTurtle]

Lets all take a moment to be grateful that we are alive, that we are in an era of innovation with technology, that we have the internet. And memes. Just be happy, thats all that matters. *Hugs everyone*

[@elgato9o]

*smacks you in the face*

[@Es-bf2my]

that was wholesome af

[@iliannortega6693]

We are in the golden era

[@alienated8113]

i dont know you, but i love you buddy

[@makeupbyushna3085]

EakiTurtle *hugs you back*

[@DominickvdHoff]

Time is precious, make it count... continues to watch more kurzgesagt.

[@makeupbyushna3085]

Dominick NL same! But I don't think watching these awesome videos is equivalent of wasting time.

[@Master_Therion]

I've been waiting for this video... it's about time.

[@riyazuo]

Enderdragon Slayer 1212 🙄

[@riyazuo]

Master Therion nice one

[@maxburkhardt4890]

Enderdragon Slayer 1212 haha don’t we all love it when someone explains a joke

[@hanhan9123]

Max Burkhardt "I GET THE JOKE, I GOTTA TELL EVETYBODY"

[@hanhan9123]

Max Burkhardt and no, we don't

[@kevindavid732]

It's truely rare when I say this. "This video made me smile" Thanks

[@Omar-uk1dq]

1:30 I like how they subtly diss Twitter and Facebook

[@ems7623]

Would not call it subtle ... But yes. And it's well deserved.

[@moved.6963]

@@ems7623 "we're not sure"

[@andriod5160]

Sometimes i think the internet was an amazing invention. Then I remember Twitter and take back my statement

[@mucicafrajer]

@@andriod5160 Facebook is even worse imo

[@mizzrizzy]

Celino died only 11 days after this video was published

[@vicentediaz1394]

Izzy Romero Tay weando?

[@aseelanza]

ناكوه بالعين

[@epicwolfrun7000]

I hope he already has!

[@graydonprice6035]

Do u go to central middle

[@StealthCoder967]

😢😭😢😭

[@cristinejoydeguzmatitin4563]

Kuzgesagt:time is precious Me:*watches more KZbin* Kuzgesagt:am I a joke to you?

[@uhhhhhh6919]

dog lovers will save lives so imposter

[@spunchbobby]

cristine joy deguzma titin Kuzgesagt: Time is precious School: *assigns mounds and mounds of homework*

[@yoyoman_blue6485]

Kuzgesagt: "time is precious" Me: writing a comment Kuzgesagt: "am i a Fu¢king joke to you?!

[@wethetrolls3929]

yes and no

[@lightyagami2978]

Actually it was more like time doesn't matter, nothing does, but if you think it matters you give it value you make time precious so if you watch more KZbin and that makes you happy, do it!

[@bluedotcanal8095]

My father is one of the best samba guitar player i have ever seen. Dealing with myself, failures and parental approval was always a dogma. After this video i am encouraged to spend some time with ny dad without the regards of being approved. None of this matters exept our love and tender experiences

[@tennisball2012]

Everytime I watch these kind of videos, it gives me chills. Plain Awesome. 👍

[@JanetStarChild]

You don't like anything on your hotdog?

[@blazingblizzard2014]

Man I like how calm he is while the universe is ending

[@FutureNow]

Damn this video covers the future of everything in under 9 minutes ... there goes my channel.

[@skaterboi65]

FutureNow lmmaoo

[@diogosilva6084]

This one xD

[@IBassGaming]

I mean this was kinda still an self promotion, but a smart and funny one at that. Checked out your latest vide, liked the content, subscribed. As long as it's entertaining I really don't mind this kind of self promotion. You made me laugh, good job!

[@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349]

Funny self promotion! The only one I like! I'll check out some of your vids!

[@TheFortniteChannel]

FutureNow o

[@GoodfellaZeta4873]

7:21 i'm having trouble describing how much good hearing this from your voice is for my mental state. Thank you!

[@advance5844]

Damn, Kurzgesagt reminding to ask a girl out. The best wingman you could have.

[@Hairyniggaballs-g8i]

Don’t listen to this guy. He probably got his heart broken and couldn’t deal with it. Ask her out. Go for it, you won’t regret it.

[@goofygoober3427]

Φίλιππος Κ I mean, in the US, marriages end in divorce almost as often as they do in happiness. He might have gotten his heart broken (and turned slightly misogynistic) but he’s not wrong about love.

[@advance5844]

From my point of view, it's more about the human connection rather than sex and list. To me it's about being there with the other person loving each and caring. And sure you can be mad at women for not being whatever, but their still human just like how we all have short comings. This is just my take on it and I respect what you say but I disagree

[@advance5844]

*lust

[@KappaClaus]

The best channel on KZbin there is simply no competition

[@monkeydetonation]

You never heard of Report of the week?

[@dairypope]

KappaTTT *cough* LEMMiNO *cough*

[@limodo]

Um, bill wurtz?

[@spiguy]

Vsauce? PBS Spacetime?

[@Kennot_B]

VSauce

[@ciaranhenderson9464]

I've been watching this channel for the 4 ish years it's existed and this is nostalgia explosion. Thank you so much

[@genericname6685]

Same

[@lakabimo]

me

[@lordgavothe69th62]

And in 2 years demonetize will kill it in a Big Bang

[@the_real_skateboard]

*and it’s getting closer together*

[@fortune3911]

ol

[@plazmikpond]

ol

[@brunamary7999]

IT’S A STAAAR!!

[@yeoldetoast6198]

Not anymore there's a blanket :D

[@sora5127]

We can make a religion out of this

[@way9883]

"....eating bleach, you know the usual stuff" LMAO

[@angthixuanquynh8105]

tide pod challenge

[@angthixuanquynh8105]

@Cutelittlefox ur right, humans are dumb

[@starch_1]

*"super smart idea"*

[@CristianMartinez-cr1eo]

Did anyone else notice pickle rick?? Lmao

[@blankblank5409]

Cutelittlefox Less than stupid

[@jacksonreid4824]

The production quality on this version is astronomically better than the original. Excellent job!

[@AndersJytzler]

Was just about to say "I've seen this before", or I'm having a major dejavu.. :-D

[@MrWeedoz]

I dunno why but this piano music on the background makes me emotional almost every time I listen it on the background with these videos

[@StretchReality]

“That cute boy or girl ask them out” you make sound so freakin easy Edit: Let me add some context. Its hard when shes one of your best friends.... and she happens to be a lesbian. Alright back to the nonstop notifications.

[@calebr7199]

Star Gaming ikr

[@tilbe7655]

Lol I already got rejected twice but it’s all good we’re friends now

[@jcsuperkoks]

Star Gaming, it actually is... if you think about it. Just do it! Don't be afraid. When are you going to? You will never feel that this is the best time for me. So you will never ask that cute girl out and you will have wasted months of your life thinking about how and when only to her move or just ignore u. Take the chances you get to be with her/him. Just do it. Good luck mate

[@onman14]

I like how they changed it from "that cute girl you like"

[@noname-dj7vj]

In principle it shouuulllddf be easy But it’s fucking bot

[@dougnulton]

Great, really needed that existential crisis before Monday morning.

[@KalkuehlGaming]

The animator could have done a chicken with a dinosaur shadow, scaring itself. Would have been perfect.

[@manuelbonet]

Hildebert 👏👏👏

[@eatingpringles]

Nope. This just got remastered.

[@quentingastaldi9253]

let's redo it again

[@boggy6082]

Hildebert I agree I did not think about that before but that’s actually a really good idea

[@ToddHowar.d]

Eating Pringles this didn’t get remastered, I’ve seen their first version from two years or so ago, this one has new things said and new animations.

[@dogmeat1]

I keep comming back to this video.. It always gives me hope for a better future.

[@LemonHunter]

I see a sudden lack of *B I R D*

[@sihark]

nha there were the chickens for example

[@MysterCannabis]

sihark MIGHTY chickens!

[@hisuye]

WE NEED TO FIRE THE ANIMATORS

[@darkneoryn9751]

That cheeky little product placement with that 12,018 in the beginning. I'd buy a calendar each year if they weren't sold out so fast.

[@MrVauxs]

they advertised it though

[@maxstenson4923]

Same, I checked like two weeks after they were released and they were out of stock already.

[@TampaTec]

i wished he was my history teacher in HS, i might have Not fallen asleep during class but still enjoyed that Siesta.

[@shotsfiredandmissed9068]

if this guys was my history teacher, every class wouldn't be boring AF

[@JTS-Games]

In a nutshell is a really good channel

[@infernowo7093]

He'd have one lesson every month.

[@maulikpatel6424]

Its time for a new Video already! I have been rewatching both of these videos since forever already. Big fan of your work!

[@Shetty404]

After the death of the universe, Only the mighty chicken will remain 🐔.

[@o3tomas]

No way to prove you wrong so it may as well be true

[@lowenergyvideos4658]

Just the one though. Floating in the endless noting, thinking to itself "Yes....it all went just to plan....now what?" So she lays a egg, it cracks open and a new universe is formed. Copy and Paste just like before!

[@Shetty404]

@@lowenergyvideos4658 😂

[@captainfartface]

Rishit Shetty no the duck not the chicken

[@ariesxmusic9409]

LOL

[@Uberkatze-]

"The internet was also invented, which led to memes, but also to Facebook and Twitter so all in all we're not sure if this was good development" SAVAGE AF

[@JunJun..]

Plague Doctor He also talked about ur era, congrats on living for so long :D

[@tacticalchunder1207]

I liked that they called that cancer out.

[@zetharic1610]

They had the facebook page long before the cambridge analytica scandal emerged

[@ERROR_-_404]

it also led to youtube and the pressure on german media to create online shows. ZDF is a german tv channel wich owns funk, a sub-network wich created smaller shows include Kurzgesagt (eng: shortly speaking)

[@kristoffer2250]

Usui Takumi it's called sarcasm lad

[@LH62579]

"That cute boy or girl you like, ask them out! Time is precious" .....I...I feel personally attacked...

[@peebus497]

WHY they might think you're precious too

[@sepehrrezaee5505]

is that like a personal attack or something

[@Xandropolis]

Same

[@bigmike956]

Life is better alone. You aren’t destined to be hurt and can easily find a hooker or one night stand. Much better than a relationship.

[@kestanecihasanpubg]

Make it count boi

[@audreyhopkin700]

you guys are so kind. what you do is incredible! I hope you have lovely warm lives

[@JuanAlvarez-hw9fs]

Wow at 1:55 you can see when celino jaramillo Was born And if you look at the day this was posted April 8th 2018 And look at the date of celinos death He died April 18 2018 10 days after this video was posted Wow!!!!

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

The chances were pretty low, but not absurd. A man this old can die at any moment. Honestly.

[@endangeredpuff-shroom6191]

Did you mean she? Today is 💩 year

[@aMiyafuji]

Here's a new one: "As of 9 May 2019, the oldest known living person is Kane Tanaka of Japan, aged 116 years, 127 days." There's no longer a person living through 3 centuries ;~;

[@isaacthemathdog]

CONSPIRACY TIME

[@Azakadune]

@Why does Google have to ask for my last name ._. I believe with advances in health care (assuming we aren't all starving due to global warming by then) we'll be able to live to 100 like its normal.

[@kurzgesagt]

Our second tutorial is online on Skillshare! The first 1000 people to use this link will get their first 2 months of skillshare for free: skl.sh/kurzgesagt2 - Thanks a lot to Skillshare for supporting this channel.

[@JaveLester]

1st one to comment😂😆

[@maverick5669]

One of the best video..

[@anonpowers3841]

Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell hey kurzgesagt do you think in the far future we will have to technology to create our own stars effectively surviving the natural death of the universe?

[@onurcanisler]

*Make more video about blackholes:'D*

[@thelegendaryt]

Didnt you guys make a video just like this a few years ago?

[@charliecox-voyle4628]

the reason these videos are so much better than sitting in a class room is because it gives you a visual representation of what is going on

[@koala8777]

Charlie Cox-Voyle just like a classroom.

[@flutterbree]

I both love and hate how meaningful you make these videos. They make me have feelings I don't feel unless I really think about them. Props to you to be able to make content that stirs something so strong in your audience..! ♥

[@jdvenegas7996]

Actually I stopped feeling weird and empty a few Kurzgesagt videos ago.

[@space24049]

ikr after awhile you just accept it

[@marrcxrp6866]

JD Venegas I stopped a couple weeks ago

[@linkified0471]

Its The Cambrian Explosion Wow, that’s fish and stuff

[@Rakandios]

I get that reference ;3 Nice one

[@johnather]

NO the sun is a deadly lazer

[@Petitmoi74]

Not anymore, there's a blanket.

[@vedvod]

hey can we go on land? NO why not? the sun is a deadly lazer

[@swifty1893]

Oh and it can do that It has secret instructions inside itself to tell it how ro make another one of itself So that's pretty nifty I would say

[@Crescent-IV]

I like it when ‘us’ is used, rather than ‘them’. “It was *us* that killed them” “We are the reason they are extinct” Really brings us together, you know?

[@wethetrolls3929]

no we didn’t kill them

[@yotsubairl]

It was *them* that killed them Them are the reason they are extinct

[@themangleberry8772]

You killed them.

[@IrKeNoVa]

@@Kjrov the egg was first. The mutation that gave birth to the first chicken had to come from an embryo, ergo, the egg was first.

[@IrKeNoVa]

@@Kjrov Yep, I just realized that, haha. Nevertheless, I made a good argument.