Opie & Anthony - Roasting Norton's Old Stand-up

[@TimeKillingFuel]

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[@tbewin1z143]

Jimmy is such a little girl. He can't take any criticism at all and I hate the way he "argues".

[@pepsitate8019]

“Jimmy is shaped like whatever container your poor him into” Forever a legendary line

[@Hughjaoses8766]

*pour

[@Humblemumble7]

Pour*

[@TuchNGoh]

What does this mean ?? It’s been killin me lol

[@4partmedia]

*you 🤦‍♂️

[@pepsitate8019]

@@4partmedia in my defense I was very drunk when I wrote this comment a year ago

[@MoDeegroes]

When someone lands a good line on Vos, nobody laughs harder than him 🤣. He really is an underappreciated comic

[@AdamThoba2]

i met jim norton one time and he told me to "tell vos" when i asked Jimmy ""i cannaa buy you mcdonnis"

[@AdamThoba2]

i love when Rich Vos laughed at jimmys birsday party, jims 40th Birsday bash was the best. They had Fats Domino and so many guests and Rich Vos laughed the whole time Jim made fun of him. it was great. Jim said vos was asking to mcdonnis questions to Chubby

[@Marty4Life]

And his stand up is actually really good

[@MoDeegroes]

@@Marty4Life he is a mf Road Dog. I've seen Rich about 4 or 5x in Jersey and once in the city. Guy is the real deal on stage. He is a genuinely good comic and quick off the top. His crowd work is amazing too.

[@MoDeegroes]

@@AdamThoba2 Yea, Vos is a perfect Roast type comic. He is really good at hosting those shows too

[@redmongrel9903]

“Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in” is one of the funniest things ever said about someone.

[@hrisab]

"There is a lot of electrical equipment here, stop talking before we all die" .... Patrice was a comedy genius !!

[@VonTaylan]

Hahahaha Yeah that was sooo funny to hear. 😂

[@goreds551]

Colin to Vos:"I can't call you washed up, you never made it."

[@BenjamminClark]

Vos is the funniest bomber of all time, I love how this was supposed to be about roasting Jim but Vos ends up making himself a target again

[@Citizen__X1]

“… nothing”

[@VonTaylan]

😂😂😂

[@johns9940]

Patrice is the meanest person I’ve ever heard. Everyone needs a friend like him

[@Hotsaucedeluxe]

"Jesus Vos, stop biting the hand that almost fed ya"

[@davspurs1]

I’ve listened to this so many times Patrice was on form what a solid gold Legend

[@golfdadontherampageiv4163]

Stories have been told about Patrice just holding court while tearing people apart; it's the thing of legends. If you haven't, go back and listen to the Remembering Patrice shows. They were absolutely brutal and hilarious.

[@Theycallmethek3]

@@golfdadontherampageiv4163 patrice didnt single handedly hold court

[@petershury7135]

Can someone tell me why the fuck opie would take a random call in the middle of everybody crushing it

[@bobloblaw989]

@@petershury7135 Hold on! Hold on! Because he’s been doing radio since he was 18.

[@theremnants6655]

@@bobloblaw989 Let's go to Cletus from Arkansas, Cletus what's up?

[@mawbts530]

29:00 for Patrice's "Norton is shaped like any container you pour him into" line

[@superdavelane4]

Youve done the lords work!

[@Xeno389]

Vos: I was gonna use it but I forgot it.

[@kevincorso7929]

I died laughing when I heard that. It’s one of those jokes that doesn’t really make sense when you think about it, but everyone gets it.

[@boyarvalishin9565]

@@kevincorso7929 it seemed pretty obvious he was describing Norton as a skinny fat mushy liquid person

[@ooolrait]

The Greatest Insult Ever Told

[@LembeckIsStaying]

"It's because your schrokes ain't schrunny!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bsklasika]

"Jesus Christ, there's a lot of electrical equipment around here, stop talking" aaahahahaha, Patrice to Vosh.

[@TheAirBudd]

@@carlstovermusic He's saying Vos slobers and spits when he talks.

[@KerkinWayno]

carlstovermusic he saying that Vos spits and slobbers so much (water) which is conductor to Electricity... so he saying if he keeps talking there is a major threat of them electrocuting... Patrice is very intelligent humor. You have to be very sharp with his humor.

[@goreds551]

And later on when Vos gets uncomfortable and starts putting and empty soda can to his mouth Patrice says: "He quenched his thirst with his own tongue.

[@BigStevie]

Comedic Genius!

[@ahazybellcord]

"...or we _all_ die" is the best part of the joke :)

[@BoogieBoyMetalMouth]

“Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in.” - Patrice hahahahaha

[@22allwanted]

46:20 The tape was so bad that the camera quit the business

[@mattmurray517]

22allwanted vos actually had a great line

[@maxxdoutt3585]

51:48 “Somebody laughed somewhere” is my favorite defense ever

[@juniornac1]

56:30 "How do we put pigs and fluid together?" "Give him a drink" Norton fast as hell

[@newtoy7791]

01:16:15 Norton: "It was just slobber, but it sounded like he was drinking." Patrice: "He was drinkin' his own spit. (laughs) Jesus, Vos. He quenched his thirst with his own tongue."

[@VonTaylan]

We all wanted the Norton roast but we all ended with Vos at the End. 😂😂😂

[@aliciaanne]

27:47 Patrice's laugh sounds like some tropical bird, LOL.

[@PickleJar251]

Oh shit I need a animation of that

[@mturker100]

That laugh fucking gets me every single time.

[@stevejohns74]

14:15-14:45-Opie the Destroyer. Colin is busting Jimmy’s balls and Ant and Patrice are dying laughing, but let’s interrupt that to go to “Steve” who has the insightful “Jimmy sounds like Lou Costello” to tell us. The transition from howling laughter to utter silence was jarring.

[@napukapu]

Stupid autistic got uncomfortable he can't keep up with their wits. Had to jam on the breaks.

[@jonnydaly239]

Vos is a savage. "those jokes are so bad even Jay Mohr wouldn't steal them". "that was all set up, who are you Janeane Garrafalo"

[@MJAce85]

Jonny Daly he doesn’t get the respect he deserves. He throws so much shit out so he bombs occasionally but he’s definitely funny, especially when he’s defending himself.

[@goreds551]

If he had more convidence he would have been bigger. Too bad he did not always have the same energy he had when he performed at the Apollo.

[@Boygonebad]

Vos is a tremendous comedian and he has great sense of humor. He can take it as much as he dishes it out.

[@joelabacherli1310]

@@goreds551 Convidence? Are you Voss?

[@velvetpilot2008]

Yeah, Vos is dangerous when backed into a corner!

[@TheWardog6650]

51:00 Keep in mind, Colin barely said anything in the past 10+ mins. By NOT EVEN TALKING he was next on the chopping block. I love Roast sessions🔥🔥

[@franzsperginand113]

OnA completely destroyed my ability to enjoy stand-up. These guys just talking into microphones is just so enjoyable.

[@tenorandrewowens]

That Springsteen-esque Vos and Patrice song by Ant in the very beginning kills me every damn time.

[@michealballspen1s93]

I think of it every few days

[@MariaP-yu2nt]

How, in the fuck, could radio have been this good. God Dammit !!

[@matthewsierra3404]

Here’s a fun drinking game: Everytime they say the word “stupid” take a shot. Patrice: Whisky Jimmy: Vodka Colin: Gin Rich: Tequila Go nuts😂

[@thewebchronicles]

Tryna get people killed man LMAO

[@jimkelly7908]

They’d be dead before the tape even starts 😆

[@philthedrill2244]

14:37 another great call orchestrated by Opie! Totally worth interrupting the in room riffing.

[@Sixstringman]

Thats why he's the Destroyer.

[@Mrsteisag2]

Imagine telling these guys that Norton would one day be in a movie with De Niro, Pesci, Pacino, and directed by Scorsese

[@JesseD3232]

Patrice would still say “IT STINKSSSS!”

[@justindchaney]

Take it easy. He had a 2 min scene in the Irishman where he played himself playing Don Rickles.

[@MentLeee]

@@justindchaney That’s a big accomplishment for any actor/comedian

[@mattwallace2221]

True but who else famous looks like don rickles

[@rayscard2477]

Some have the audacity to claim that Norton can't do acting. But he can. Whenever I see him in any scene, playing any role, I immediately feel acutely aware that he is doing his acting.

[@fio77777]

Colin, Vos and Patrice, hard to name a better combo

[@richardsagrit7153]

Especially when the theme is trashing your friend

[@dvda9725]

Maybe just me but I feel like throwing Bob Kelly into the mix as well would have made this the most legendary bit ever.

[@michealballspen1s93]

19:27 is easily the best shutdown I've ever heard from anyone including patrice

[@michaelreyes1474]

5:17 That might be my favorite line of all time. I try and use it whenever I can.

[@romannomad4332]

Opie was a lucky fly on the wall

[@Guillermosanchezing]

You could say he was a ‘rockstar’ at psychology. A true genius.

[@romannomad4332]

As Ant would say “mic stand””

[@raulvega6883]

It’s 2020 and I’m laughing at the “guest appearance on Alf joke” RIP Patrice!

[@stustu9717]

“Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in" haha great Patrice line

[@mcj2967]

51:48 lol that Patrice bomb proceeded with some of the funniest shit I've heard on radio.

[@franzsperginand113]

Colin's "I don't think anyone enjoyed that one" really got me. That silence was amazing.

[@CDbiggen]

​@@franzsperginand113, and that "oof" 😂

[@The_Macho_Man]

1:09:42 for the BEST Vos impersonation ever! I gotta hear this at least once a month lmfao!!!

[@PenguinAmbassador]

God damnit I miss the dynamic here

[@Boygonebad]

These guys are the few stand up comics who actually don’t get hurt or mad when they get roasted.

[@GenericScreenName808]

In fairness JRE + the pandemic created a once in a lifetime windfall payday era for comedians so there’s that… it’s not just about the threat of violence lol despite being a bomb expert

[@nemoh21]

4 killer comics just saying some of the funniest lines ever, and you got Mr radio going to the phones. Hahahaha

[@grilledlettuce1845]

My favorite Jimmy joke is during a Hoaders viewing when the screen says the hoader is given an ultimatum and he says "Yes it was either die or be killed"

[@sirloin7633]

...you give me 10 minutes with her and i'll either fix her wagon or smash her face in cat shhhh.......

[@fio77777]

Lol same

[@NG-cf7zh]

@41:07 Patrice riffing about Jim's fascination with aids always gets me

[@chandraray7798]

Vos' counter on when aids came from was killer too 😂

[@Reidbit]

1:01:47 “4.6 hundred dollars” lmfao

[@fallenabr7654]

Wow Jim Nortons standup blows? I would've never guessed

[@wunkid47]

11:38 one of Anthony's funniest impersonations

[@253jacksonrhoads1]

😂😂😂😂

[@dumpchangepants]

Always thought that was Norton being self depreciating

[@mlchronister72]

Norton to Patrice .... "You're gonna lose toes later in life." Ouch!

[@chriswilletts3621]

Hey it's Voshh

[@wubanga10154]

22:58 I have no idea why but the way Colin says "... No!" just puts me in stitches every time.

[@Lynaugh1211]

this hour and a half is truly time well spent

[@vincentbierman3115]

I could listen to them ripping on Norton all day holy shit this is funny

[@leolopez3088]

17:46 "Number 2, what's 2 plus 2? Diarrhea, mwrahEh" LMAO

[@TurbodanNM]

I still remember that line about Norton being shaped like any container you pour him into. That is peak humor.

[@timothycormier3494]

This stuff was so great! Still great! Great comics beating on each other! Timeless!

[@platinumpatience5307]

Timestamps for myself: • 5:17 • 34:56 • 46:27

[@DoncoEntAgain]

I've listened to this bit 20 times and I still have no idea who that Mike DiNicola guy is.

[@sionKatana]

@45:44 I wish that caller mentioned the popcorn 10 more times, that would've been hilarious

[@Woodzo]

"Norton is shaped like any container you put him in" haha .. when it comes down to spontaneous beatdowns patrice is the GOAT

[@d.jparer5184]

It wasnt spontaneous, norton said he tried the line out a few nights prior and it killed

[@KOSVENDETTA]

“I’ll dub it like a Chinese movie” one of my biggest regrets is not knowing about Patrice before he died.

[@KOSVENDETTA]

Gloth Sang you are 100% right man, I just wish he could’ve known how many people he was getting through to, even if it was later than he thought.

[@jaredfalk7701]

To be fair it was kind of Patrice’s fault. He would burn bridges for fun, which is why we all love him.

[@Jooseloose]

Bruh!! Me too!!

[@somethingorother3742]

53:54 this just made me want to take the poor fella home. dont worry pops, a bowl of soup and some rest and youll be right as rain

[@georgekazanjian6061]

59:14 Why does Opie always lump Ant in how he's thinking? Ope was the only one with the day off. 5 comedic minds and Ope

[@palookaland]

"P.U. University"🤣🤣🤣

[@jtp1389]

Bernie Big Mac sure is giving Bugsy Bugeye a hard time here

[@UkraineJames2000]

33:06 "But it moves onto you because you're so bad" Absolute perfection 😂

[@asheriko26]

1:06:57 - WHEN NORTON SAYS "THE DUMBEST" - YOU CAN HEAR HE TRULY BELIEVE THIS ABOUT VOS !!! 🤣

[@BigStevie]

R.I.P Patrice O'Neal "Comedy Genius". Thank you for sharing this!

[@kwabenaekubanjr.712]

This is the evil fun that I come back to listen to everynow and then

[@EWheels]

Norton sounds like the mono-rail salesman from the Simpsons🤣😂😆

[@zachk5249]

43:26 The perfect example of Opie bringing the momentum to a complete halt with a stupid ass phone call

[@warshipsatin8764]

has there ever been a genuinely funny caller?

[@petershury7135]

@@warshipsatin8764 a couple at best 🤦🏻

[@jackjohnson1128]

@@warshipsatin8764 What about 1:09:40?

[@charlest5604]

26:26 was a funny joke from a caller.

[@onionhat745]

This is therapy for comedians.

[@DrugAddictBird]

Opie going to callers on the best moments UGH

[@braiden1996]

Have you notice sam and opie are one of the same. Both arent funny and they both do the same" because im not funny, im gonna ruin other actually legitimate comics bits by going to the phone

[@rem299]

it's cus he knows he's not contributing and he want's to get in on the best parts of the show like he's part of it. you'r right it's terrible.

[@マシュードーラン]

nonya doesntmatter The callers are what make some of the dopey fans feel like they’re part of the show. It’s a necessary evil

[@jmack3411]

Snowy!!!!!!

[@thespiciestboi1989]

13:11 now there actually is a Helium Comedy Club. Vosh's alright joke turned into reality 😂

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

And Fat Bob Kelly got a low turn out there because he didn't give out the address

[@morty4815162342]

Has Opie ever experienced a moment of joy that didn't involve hurting some street urchin. Every one of his laughs in this clip are phoney.

[@mawbts530]

Once they talked about fans like Bobo and Stalker Patti, who listen religiously...and yet don't seem to understand why it's funny. Opie himself is in that category of fan. He's learned to laugh at the right places, but he really doesn't seem to "get" any of the jokes. It's the weirdest thing.

[@BareBandSubscription]

@@mawbts530 Eh, I think he “gets” it. He’s just not at all capable of creating it.

[@MrDolphinDiver]

Vos lines either bomb or level the room

[@DerekG35]

Man… I miss Patrice. Still love seeing him pop up on The Office.

[@sirloin7633]

tell us again how you wish he didn't die....please.

[@solidflow86]

every time Jim calls Vos stupid it reminds me of Ren & Stimpy

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

He looks like him too.

[@VonTaylan]

😅😂😂

[@VonTaylan]

STOE..PID!!

[@tuanjim799]

Funniest shit ever hahaha amazing how these guys can just sit around and bust each other's balls and it's so effortlessly funny

[@bigollie006]

Even better that they're all friends. This is how real men talk to each other. We bust each other's balls. In some nations in 2021, it's literally illegal. Appreciate this while it's still available and legal to listen to

[@dvda9725]

​@@bigollie006 This is a prime example of why being a man is fun, how women can live their lives spewing phony compliments at each other is beyond me.

[@tolloromassi99]

1:00 one's a fat black guy, one's a midget je....w.. *woah woah woah!!!* - Anthony 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@253jacksonrhoads1]

Vos was that guy in WWII who manned the Flamethrower.

[@olliefoxx7165]

No, he's to small. He'd end up smoking their bootlaces.

[@rls0123]

The Opester had some real zingers in this one 🔥 comedy gold

[@willw.1466]

You can hear Opie go from excited and happy, to paranoid that hes not included, and then resigned and depressed.

[@colintimp1372]

"Jim looks like whatever container he was poured into." Brutal!

[@jasonnadeau6556]

Damn Opie ruining momentum taking calls was legendary. Ant , Jim, plus the comics made him millions.

[@InfiniteZombies777]

Watching that tape I feel the way black people feel watching Al Jolson tap dance 😂

[@olliefoxx7165]

Jim's old tape sounds like like a wise cracking dame from the 1940's or Curly from The Three Stooges.

[@austinhayes3200]

"Picture this, you can't make this stuff up folks"

[@goreds551]

"Staple the kitchen." Hahaha.

[@vinforti3151]

I never thought of that..... thought he said, "stay from a kitchen"

[@TacticalHistory]

so Jim Norton is actually a character Chip plays?

[@TheDrewgutterz]

colin saying rich get the crowd back....i love you you love me lol that might have been one of the wittiest funniest things i have heard its sknewhere in between 35 and 39 mins

[@mattprout6441]

The phones! THE FUCKING PHONES!

[@codychapman7342]

"If you drop one more end of the word t, I'm going to belt you in the jaw" Jim Norton

[@Nappa-q5x]

lol I love it when vos tries to dig on the guys, and it goes silent afterwards, then vos saying “that wasn’t that bad”

[@McLovinMcFlurry]

17:28 did he actually tell the crowd picture this? His next joke was, you can’t make this stuff up folks

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

hall of fame o&a clip

[@carloscjr23]

Vos would take and even laugh at their friends brutal jokes about how he talks and pretty much all about him lmao but he won't take no shit from any kind of lie

[@randomBBL]

7:37 - One of Vos' best lines!

[@austinhayes3200]

Vos is the guy I'd most like to hang out and have a beer with. What a hilarious Jew

[@chuckcelano5605]

I love the beginning the constant moans and wails from Patrice and the guys after watching the tape like they were all in direct physical pain and utter shock from what they witnessed

[@mikehoncho5764]

I dont believe someone told norton to be more likable i think it was his decision from the start to be this kind of act. He thought it was great and sweet.

[@HiroshiTakeda]

36:30 "you stink then and you stink now" LOL

[@spazz4143]

11:41, 19:20

[@hotdog-brennar]

who was making the voice? was it jimmy? thats so hialrious

[@spazz4143]

@hotdog-brennar nah it was Anthony😂😂

[@hotdog-brennar]

@@spazz4143 LOL, that makes it even funnier

[@bthoblank8285]

Opie almost cut in on the Vos impression with his infuriating “WAIT WAIT WAIT” I was about to throw my phone