Jacob spends his time thinking about which superheroes could save the Titanic from sinking. Instead of that sweet, sweet... (4-19-18)
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@cannf Жыл бұрын
If ghost rider drives the ship, he could make the entire titanic into a giant flame-Skelton ship, I don’t know if it would float but it would look way cooler while it sinks
@RandyNachoManSandwich5 ай бұрын
😂
@puff41722 күн бұрын
Definitely looks alot cooler😂
@recentevil5 жыл бұрын
"What dries as it gets wetter?" Shut up Riddler. We're sinking here!
@ListenToBigFace4 жыл бұрын
AY AHM SINKIN’ HERE!
@PizzaJesus3 ай бұрын
A towel?
@thestrokes478920 күн бұрын
Women I talk to?
@tobydunn72404 жыл бұрын
If it's 1912 wolverine doesn't have an ademantium coated skeleton yet so he could swim to shore
@ListenToBigFace4 жыл бұрын
Awwwww shit
@arvesto4 жыл бұрын
Nerd!
@iTzDeyo2 жыл бұрын
(Pushes glasses up his nose)
@connorlehnert29942 жыл бұрын
He would still freeze and drown, no?
@puff41722 күн бұрын
@@connorlehnert2994no hugh jackman used to prepare for wolverine by taken cold showers. He’ll be ok lol
@MrTwon16106 жыл бұрын
Dan....BINGO!! I love when Jacob gets to shine!
@xcaluhbration6 жыл бұрын
Wolverine would survive, he would just get stuck in a drowning loop until James Cameron finds him.
@MrAdamloring19856 жыл бұрын
Cyclops couldn’t do it because his blast is only concusive, it doesn’t have any heat. It’s not a laser.
@MrAdamloring19856 жыл бұрын
sooperheep that’s true
@dikembebrown94646 жыл бұрын
Could he though? That ice Berg is pretty strong and his blast has no heat.... I think it would just chip it
@MasterChefNinjaForce6 жыл бұрын
Dikembe Brown Cyclops has blasted mountains down. I think he could take down an ice burg
@thepeoplesaffronttojudea52806 жыл бұрын
You should all cut off your genitals ..
@MasterChefNinjaForce6 жыл бұрын
Bobby Bass as long as I get to feed it to you
@AnneHathawayRules2 ай бұрын
6:34 imagine scolding someone for not being an adult about which superheroes could save the Titanic 😂😂
@chucktesta5186 Жыл бұрын
Doctor strange uses his eye of agamoto to reverse time. Or just any reality warper/ omega level mutant could easily just think the ship to safety
@murderc274 жыл бұрын
What if Feldog had been on the TITanic?
@edmundherrera6450 Жыл бұрын
Feldog would have performed what’s up with the youth as the titanic sank with the band 😂
@EscapeArtist027 Жыл бұрын
He would of threw the other Corey under it.
@gordonhill764 Жыл бұрын
He was on the Titanic. He's a shape shifter!
@jm339Ай бұрын
ha ha ha! WHAT Titanic.
@thestrokes478920 күн бұрын
He'd take the lifeboat by himself and his 12 suitcases of bedazzled clothing, while the angels are forced to stay onboard with the house band.
@marcusnelson70263 жыл бұрын
They did have a small window of time that they knew they were going to hit the iceberg before contact right? That narrow time frame could allow some of the super heroes to prevent the collision.
@williampoole1742 Жыл бұрын
I believe Jacob said that the scenario happens after the collision happens, otherwise yea that would be a big difference, Punisher could just whip out a bazooka and shoot the iceberg
@sca82173 жыл бұрын
Keep Frank Castle aboard. He'll make sure no one dies from drowning in freezing waters.
@ShinRyojin4 жыл бұрын
Hold on, a flaw with Jacob’s argument with Wolverine. If they’re going by the year 1912, Wolverine didn’t have his adamantium during that time so he won’t drown.
@oneskinnyhonky3 жыл бұрын
Yup, Wolverine can swim but the adamantium makes him sink so they need pre-Weapon X Logan.
@davfugivxx11 ай бұрын
Burn!!!! Got em
@savagesword6393Күн бұрын
I've been told that when I was a kid, I would call my G.I. Joes "little guys," as in: "wanna play little guys with me?"
@deadgrandma94076 жыл бұрын
Airwolf could NOT save the Titanic
@gsped92016 жыл бұрын
its a big metal boat. magneto. solved.
@vanessacruz30095 жыл бұрын
^this
@Alex92Ps4 жыл бұрын
Well knowing Magneto he would probably float 50ft above the wreck and laugh maniacly as he pushes the homo sapiens filled Titanic further into the ocean
@collegerebel3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex92Ps Like they pointed out, if it were full of jews, maybe he would. But it was 1912, so I'm guessing no. What was the social status of jews back then?
@vincenttrejo97063 жыл бұрын
Well youve got my vote for President in 2024
@scoobymcboobie29073 жыл бұрын
@@collegerebel NOT GOOD
@doomdoomerson65246 жыл бұрын
Ghost Rider can touch the ship and turn it into a "GHOST SHIP?" and it'll go fast as hell ta boot
@jordondavis33925 жыл бұрын
DooM DooMerson thought about the same thing
@joro80064 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Cage?
@da1king0fwakanda562 жыл бұрын
The Flash could just run everybody to The Californian (it was only a few miles away from Titanic).
@Hallucinato4444 жыл бұрын
Didnt the hulk keep two halves of a planet together by holding them. Jacob knows nothing about comics
@devon89774 жыл бұрын
Remember different authors bucko
@tobe12072 ай бұрын
Superman could lift it, spiderman could plug it up with webs, magneto could steer, human torch or ice guy could melt or move the ice berg. What tf could aqua man really do? How bout Hawkeye, he could've looked and been like "hey there's an iceberg over there,maybe steer away?"
@cmsmith10316 жыл бұрын
Jacob thinks the fish would just decide not to save the humans? That would destroy the oldest stereotype about Aquaman, that all he does is control(talk to) fish. Not to mention that he is strong enough to just let the bottom balance on his back and swim it to shore. They also say Wonder Woman can't but I'll give them that cause she can't fly in most mediums outside comics.
@collegerebel3 жыл бұрын
She can fly in Justice League/JLU. That's pretty mainstream IMO.
@jonnyhollywood5143 жыл бұрын
Nightcrawler usually hasta be able to see where he's transporting....not a chance he lives
@AnneHathawayRules2 ай бұрын
So he teleports on the horizon over and over again until he gets to land
@brettbarton19116 ай бұрын
Wiki says wolverine is 325 lbs, but his super strength and stamina allows him to swim.
@lllorez4 жыл бұрын
Nightcrawler can only teleport to a place he can see for the most part
@AnneHathawayRules2 ай бұрын
So he teleports over and over again until he gets to land
@retsofsivartnetloc90123 жыл бұрын
Super man has heat vision. Cyclops has optic force blasts. He wouldn't save shit. He'd just punch more holes in the ship
@stepheng8876 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of intern David :(
@xcaluhbration6 жыл бұрын
Stephen G right?
@russellkgettys245 жыл бұрын
No way.
@boosh903 жыл бұрын
Only he's unironically entertaining
@John_Notmylastname5 жыл бұрын
Jacob is a god damn treasure.
@mitchtiz6 жыл бұрын
Iceman becomes an omega level Mutant when he is around that much ice and/or water, Infact he usually does when around less. So he would absolutely be even more powered up plus Big Jay's super bowl speech would fire him up even more kid. And Reed Richards {also invented the suit made of unstable molecules which protect him from heat cold everything under the sun just about that's how it doesnt burn up on johnny storm} would prevent it from happening or wouldn't be on the damn ship hence batman etc, etc, Bruce is a detective and would see the signs of the icebergs and yes he would have a contingency plan for even this and hit a button problem fixed. But Robin and Batgirl are fucked. Man i feel dumb for taking this as serious as i have sorry.
@allenvaldez27476 жыл бұрын
Mitch Tiz this is the kind of commentary i was looking for
@kingdedede9336 жыл бұрын
8:55 I'm sorry Dan...but the Juggernaut doesn't need to breath
@johnnieriot133 жыл бұрын
Yeah he does. The fantastic four has beaten him like that.
@lukesears48895 жыл бұрын
This one is golden
@sixburgh64ss6 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Jacob has a basement full of young women being held against their will dressed in superhero costumes and being forced to fight one another to the death? He doesn't touch them sexually but does brush all of their hair and also make them spoon him occasionally.
@jrreogreugerugregreger74866 жыл бұрын
Is he giving tours of this erotic super hero battleground? Because I'm interested.
@ghostoftheblueteletubby77903 жыл бұрын
What if some Hero's team up? The Hulk could have thrown people from the deck of the ship all the way to land & spider man could make a giant web to catch them all as they reached land after reentering the atmosphere🤷♂️😅
@undeniablyfunk54976 ай бұрын
Magneto wasn’t born when the titanic sailed
@gordonhill7645 ай бұрын
Cyclops optic blast is not heat based. Its like getting punched by a dumptruck at 100 miles an hour. Hed do more damage.
@williampoole1742 Жыл бұрын
12:23 that laugh lol
@rgaud86 жыл бұрын
They're not thinking laterally. The hulk could jump on that ice burg and smash it to pieces. No need to tow the boat.
@ChiTownOriginator4 жыл бұрын
Being a comic book nerd, this is hilarious how uneducated Jacob is about this topic and how well versed Jay is
@blixx89313 жыл бұрын
So if they are talking about saving the ship I'm assuming after the ship hits the iceberg. So that rules out a lot of people / superheroes. Magneto could do it easily
@nickdesroches895 жыл бұрын
Dr Strange!
@BryceChillis Жыл бұрын
cyclops' beam isn't hot, it's a concussion beam
@Ironclad176 жыл бұрын
Juggernaut can't actually drown.
@TheKitchenerLeslie4 жыл бұрын
Sounds stupid, but this is actually fascinating!
@guesswho23602 жыл бұрын
Give The Flash a shot glass and let him be a one man Bucket Brigade. Everyone else is upstairs partying and none the wiser.
@da1king0fwakanda562 жыл бұрын
Magneto would’ve saved the ship in 1912, pre-Holocaust. Dr. Strange could just open a portal & teleport everyone. Thor COULD use the Bifrost to teleport the entire ship elsewhere. Spider-Man might’ve been able to cover up all the holes with his webs.
@nolanduarte5 жыл бұрын
Spider man has spider senses, and parker being a nerd has to know where the steering wheel is and could over power his way to turn away from the iceburg
@MSUParker2 ай бұрын
Juggernaut doesn't need air, water, or food when power by the gem of Cyttrak. Geez Dan you dork
@cwhit2575 Жыл бұрын
Them saying storm could freeze a large circle of the ocean surrounding the ship. How cold would it have to be to do that? Every human would die so fast
@ShaneKelley2074 жыл бұрын
Jacob is forgetting about Spider-Man’s spider senses
@scoobymcboobie29073 жыл бұрын
Yea he could spider die with the rest of em
@anxioussamurai90175 жыл бұрын
Cyborg would save the ship by creating Boom Tubes, thereby transporting all the passengers to dry land.
@rhydianbanner35906 жыл бұрын
batman carries freeze grenades which he nicked from Dr.Freeze. A couple of them in the right place would stop the boat filling with too much water. Shit, he could just use his modern communication devices and call for help from that ship that was nearby. Give Flash a bucket and he could bail out the ship
@spunkybrewster19725 жыл бұрын
Thing would bend the fucking hull back into place. Done. Hulk would pull the ship by the anchor over and up onto the iceberg. They can all chill until the Lusitania arrives.
@hpwonders1234567894 жыл бұрын
Somebody tell Jacob that Spider-Man made a net boat in an episode of one of the cartoons
@tommyapples84902 жыл бұрын
Magneto probably would save them. I mean, there were many wealthy people on board/ bankers/ wink wink!
@916mw6 жыл бұрын
Jacob has a bill burr type of laugh
@Smoof29 Жыл бұрын
wonder woman can fly so therefore she can fly to the nearest boat to have them radio for help
@Brad925103 жыл бұрын
Why don’t they bring up the superhero’s breaking or melting the iceberg before the crash happened?!
@KTF04 жыл бұрын
1. The Thing survives. Just because he's made of rocks and is heavy that doesn't mean he can't swim. Same thing with Wolverine. That's like saying the Hulk can't swim because he's too heavy. If you have the strength to accompany the weight, it shouldn't hamper swimming skills. Now if the Thing doesn't know how to swim, then he dies easily. 2. Apache Chief, Giant Man, Ant Man saves the Titanic, 100%, even if there's a limit to their size. You can swim and lift/move things at the same time. Just turn giant, swim under and lift or guide the ship the right way. 3. Human Torch - melt iceberg, done. Even before it comes close to the iceberg.
@TehBigMoose2 жыл бұрын
Titanic was only 400 miles from land....
@cal50005 жыл бұрын
Why are you forgetting the giant iceberg in these equations?
@scoobymcboobie29073 жыл бұрын
People would die if the flash grabbed them at the speed of light
@brandonmcmullen63624 ай бұрын
Spider-Man CAN save the Titanic b/c he can not only save people on the ship, he can also web up the hole/tear in the ship from the iceberg. Love Jacob, but didn’t agree w/ majority of his answers
@brandonmcmullen63624 ай бұрын
I do hate that they got Cyclops’ power wrong since it’s a concussive blast, not a laser, but he still could blow apart the iceberg before they hit it
@kskull5764 Жыл бұрын
im late as fuck but the hulk could definitely smash the iceberg to pieces well before the ship collides with it.
@blixx89313 жыл бұрын
Talking about saving the ship..so this means after the iceberg crash..
@andrewjacksonbr6 жыл бұрын
Iceman, boom done.
@blixx89313 жыл бұрын
Iceman can't melt ice
@Ffeoli10392 жыл бұрын
@@blixx8931 he freezer the water around the boat.
@blixx89312 жыл бұрын
@@Ffeoli1039 oh yeah. 🙄
@eclipsewrecker4 жыл бұрын
The ship would break apart with such a small point of contact with Superman. Great I just out dorked everyone. Lose/lose
@_Schwartz3 жыл бұрын
Unless he used his ice breath and froze the water.
@nolanduarte5 жыл бұрын
Hownhasnt comedy central not animated this?
@ourword31126 жыл бұрын
The Sentry could save those yachtsmen no problemo. He is Marvel's Superman.
@zackburton882 Жыл бұрын
Jacob is flat wrong and is a disappointment to nerds everywhere for arguing that superheroes couldn’t save the titanic or at least the passengers
@Women_Rock3 жыл бұрын
Iron man, Super Man, (any super hero that can fly over freezing water faster than 30MPH) to deliver the distress message in person to the Captain of the nearby SS Californian. They sail over to the Titanic and load it’s passengers onto their ship. Boom problem solved.
@tankhankeress17393 жыл бұрын
Jesus that’s logical and brilliant!! Erock take us to break!! ..... comment erock
@mitchtiz6 жыл бұрын
Quickest fix any magic user like DR Strange or Dr Fate from dc. They could teleport everyone with one command or spell or it takes a few tries. In all the Xmen universe i feel like any of the omega level or less mutants could save them till help arrives. Plus the Marvel Universe has like ten or more superman level of strength characters. Carol Danvers, kree Captain Marvel/Quasar could use his quantum bands to teleport them away, Gladiator from shiar royal guard, Sentry, Hyperion, basically if the supes could then theres like 20ish if not more that could lift it or pull/tug. And Juggernaut doesn't need to breathe oxygen, eat food, drink water, even can live in the vacuum of space since his cytorak gem gives him a magical like barrier that exists around his body which makes him invulnerable except when they hafta beat him by taking off his helmet ? not sure how that works with his supposedly magic bubble ? and how does he not need to go to the bathroom ? I'm sorry this subject was fun to inspect and flex my nerd muscle i believe there are many many heroes and villains that would get it done.
@xcaluhbration6 жыл бұрын
Mitch Tiz Professor X couldn't save them but he could make them go reaaaaaaaal peaceful like 😭
@jackosnmh3 жыл бұрын
Dr Strange, sling ring my ass to Miami.
@UltimateJaburg536 жыл бұрын
Aquaman could have a shitload of starfish cover the holes in hull.
@xcaluhbration6 жыл бұрын
Jake Burgess OOOOHHHHHH FACTS!!!
@RJDough13135 жыл бұрын
Not from movie but just watch the KZbin of thors hammer could really do in comics and it's insane. He's comparable to Superman with it
@nednimbus23615 жыл бұрын
Jean grey could
@johnq.37045 жыл бұрын
Hulk can definitely save the Titanic, Jacob doesn't know what he's talking about.
@scoobymcboobie29073 жыл бұрын
Be nice to Jacob ok
@thawkereynolds5 жыл бұрын
Did they say Pete Maravich as somebody who was too handsome
@andybroberg70845 жыл бұрын
Why would they mention pistol Pete? He is a pretty sexi dude though to be honest especially considering his accolades
@alx420133 жыл бұрын
Hulk could totally save the titanic. Easily. Hulk can walk on the ocean floor . he doesn't need to breath. And like Jay said... Hulk can jump to another state....in one leap. Jacob is wrong on that one.
@da1king0fwakanda562 жыл бұрын
How would that help save the ship tho? 🤔
@JeffRB5 жыл бұрын
Actually I Think Ghost Rider could Save the ship because whatever and whenever he takes control of a vehicle im pretty sure that it transforms in to a badass looking thing!!!!!!!
@mikehink40625 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize I was such a nerd until I listened to this and found myself arguing 😂. Just a couple examples that could save the day: Franklin Richards, Scarlett Witch, Silver Surfer, War Machine, Jean Grey, molecule Man, Cable, the Beyonder, Dr Doom, Darwin, and before I get into cosmic beings I’m going to kill myself.
@jackrush87525 жыл бұрын
Mike Hink I'm calling BS on Cable
@collegerebel3 жыл бұрын
What, no DC characters?
@johnnieriot133 жыл бұрын
Is the invisible man a super hero?
@elaburridodpr85253 жыл бұрын
Flash would kill every single person. No human can go at that speed.
@paulelroy66506 жыл бұрын
Doctor strange all day. Send everyone through his magic circles!
@jdk40634 жыл бұрын
Paul Elroy or he can just reverse the time and before the Titanic hits the ice burg, he blasts it and BOOM problem solved
@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle6 жыл бұрын
Jacob sounds like a lesbian Bill Burr
@misoguapo29465 жыл бұрын
The hulk could just hold the boat and tread water to New York 🤷🏽♂️
@laxlax5102 жыл бұрын
Tasmian devil could save the ship.
@Smoof29 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Aquaman can have 3 blue whales hold the boat up what are we even discussing here He could summon a whale for every single person to sit on and carry them to safety
@tobe12072 ай бұрын
Batman alwags is prepared
@GUrR4S2 жыл бұрын
I might be late bit hulk could save titanic, by destroying the iceberg
@zackburton882 Жыл бұрын
How’s Jacob put this much thought into this topic without knowing anything about superheroes read a comic book and be less wrong my guy
@djxeroic14362 жыл бұрын
dr. manhatttan
@BillyNunez25 жыл бұрын
30:30 Mr. Fantastic fills up the hole or turns into giant boat. Jacob shut up.
@michaelbatt96804 жыл бұрын
Superheros who could save the titanic: Superman Magneto Hulk Aquaman Iron Man Doctor Strange Storm Cmon Jacob, get a fucking clue, PLENTY of superheroes can make sure the titanic gets to NY.
@cammoore98826 жыл бұрын
What about Rogue??..
@kylepedersen34023 жыл бұрын
Total nerd mistake. CYCLOPS DOESNT SHOOT LASERS. They are optic blasts and don't produce heat. They are a kinetic force. Come at me bro!!
@MattttG34 жыл бұрын
K99
@cloudcorby4203 жыл бұрын
Are you telling me we missed the boat on a captain life raft no pun intended. Call me marvel. Let's make history.
@tankhankeress17393 жыл бұрын
Is Godzilla the correct answer??
@kt89713 Жыл бұрын
This kid knows nothing about superheroes
@rostikskobkariov51365 жыл бұрын
Aqua man lifts a submarine in the movie pretty easy, sorry Jacob
@blueberrymcphuckerson98216 жыл бұрын
Jacob doesn't know shit about superheros cause a lot of the heros he thinks can't save the boat can. Batman is fucking batman. How can you know about Batman and even think he'd get on a boat while not being prepared for the number one thing everyone worries about (the boat sinking)? Flash, he can quickly find spare metal on the ship and use it to weld the giant gash in real time.
@tankhankeress17393 жыл бұрын
Black panther would save everyone with his recent found wakandan angel powers!!