Opie & Anthony - Patrice O'Neal & Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr and Patrice O'Neal are in studio. They goof around about promoting gigs and Jay talks about getting buff for Street Kings while Patrice busts his balls because it was a small part. Jay does a Forest Whitaker impression. Jay loves when black guys call him nigga. They talk about tough comedians, Jay does some more impressions, Patrice is trying to knock his girl up, Jay's Tracy Morgan impression, Jerry Seinfeld doesn't have to be funny and he'll still get laughs and talk about Rich Vos' career. Jay meets Intern David. Patrice asks if they think Jay looks like Eric Stoltz in "Mask". Rich Vos calls in. They talk about Jay's old show "Mohr Sports" and Jay does more impersonations. (3/16/09)

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

One of my favorite O&A shows of all time. I couldn't even count how many times I listen to this. The comedic chemistry Jay and Patrice had was unreal

[@bartholomeus1941]

My God , we are SO living on the past ! Lol

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

@@bartholomeus1941 Is that bad?

[@bartholomeus1941]

@@TRIIGGAVELLI Not in this case ! Lol

[@theman946]

The Beatles never had as much fan love and dedication as old school O&A.

[@HtH520]

Have you heard the interview he did on Jay's podcast?

[@JWalkerEnterprise]

💀😂 "I love Patrice he's my uncle," -Jay Mohr Tracy Morgan impression

[@c.t.7289]

Doodoo Pampa

[@EWheels]

Patrice never missed a chance to call out a fellow comic for doing their act during what is supposed to be normal convo. "Jay just had a big glass of his act!"

[@natwolf687]

Jay needs every advantage he can get, he's dicey, dicey.

[@broganjones6204]

@@natwolf687underwear lopez

[@dirkdiggler1895]

Ive never heard him do it before this

[@RubenRyb66]

It was from someone's act at least.

[@kauster]

"Is Jericho here? Are we gonna have a blink off" lol

[@SenorDonut]

I do not understand how jay Mohr's standup is so weak but is still this fucking hilarious just conversationally.

[@0omitcho0]

It's the same with Jimmy.

[@gleefulincent3115]

+0omitcho0 Jimmy's new special was great, but I agree on past ones.

[@-HustleUnion-]

didn't know he had a new one out I will have to watch it

[@gleefulincent3115]

I was surprised myself.

[@bkn4]

Craigs List its weird his stand up is terrible

[@randomBBL]

This is one of my favorites. What's great is Opie and Anthony let Patrice and Jay do their thing and not interrupt. Opie should have done that a lt more. Ant was always great at that.

[@saulsilver5753]

It's because dopie had this weird insecurity about not feeling involved so he would force it.

[@jjp4792]

😊

[@Omar_XIII]

man, i fucking miss patrice

[@Amp1771]

What you on about they love him.

[@bluefox9019]

Rip

[@poyb1830]

Man I feel you..

[@jcmoney11111]

We all do bro.

[@sweetpings]

I love me some Jay Mohrs.....Patrice and Jay with Anthony is the trifecta.

[@DoubleViking]

I can't believe how many times I've listened to this. Never gets old. "SAY THE GOD DAMN WORDS!!!"

[@yoopersen]

I think Jay telling Patrice “you earned it” is the funniest thing in this clip 😂

[@hot3168]

Jay Mohr kills on the radio

[@jeffreycherep8264]

Is it just me,or is Jay as Colin funnier than Colin as Colin? (with no deference to Colin whatsoever)

[@VerifiedFiveIron]

Most comedians on this show are funnier than Colin.

[@shutthefupdonny]

Booo. Colin is one of the best on the show.

[@jeffpetion6295]

he's not that funny, tbh

[@darklord220]

Colin is funny but a different kind of funny.

[@theboystevens]

1:10 to 1:45 [Mohr Passion] 3:20 to 4:30 [Street Kings] 7:10 to 8:15 [Leaving It In] 9:40 to 10:00 [Tony Rock Joke] 18:00 to 18:35 [Street Anger / Man Anger] 19:30 to 19:55 [Chappy Anger]

[@Slassh69x]

Jay is in rare form here. Unbelievably talented and quick witted to the core. Extremely underrated comic.

[@Weoutg]

qUicK wiTtEd tO tHe cOrE🤓🤓🤓

[@wolf7el356]

He was high out of his mind on pills

[@indo42O]

Jay Mohr's Tracy Morgan is SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best ever

[@mann953]

It's not his. The story is bert kreishner. He was with Tracy not Jay Mohr. Jay bought the story from Bert

[@uzah88]

his impression is amazing which is why he got away with stealing it from bert essentially

[@darklord220]

@@uzah88 he bought the bit from bert.

[@harrygreb3457]

His Colin is better

[@PeterTeal77]

@@mann953 no one gives a fuck about joe rogans butt-buddies. Jay Mohr does great impressions, thats the only point we're making.

[@ericanton7]

An often overlooked impressionist who doesn't just regurgitate movie lines and could improv as his characters- Gilbert Gottfried. Him and Jay together would be awesome.

[@NeuroHead]

32;17 "LETS TAKE A GODAMN BREEEEAK!" Laughed and spitted coffee all over my screen. :)

[@paypaychigurh7032]

This probably the GREATEST piece of radio. PERIOD!!!

[@jarnold3415]

I'm dead serious... this might be the best hour in the history of radio

[@nicholaswojton8258]

Patrice: Jay Mhor just had a big glass of his act. Brilliant. Miss that dude

[@PeterTeal77]

“I like how black guys get so upset when white guys wear tight pants” Jay’s Colin is fucking genius.

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

I never thought much of Jay Mohr from seeing him in movies. It was only after a Walken appearance on Conan where they showed clips of people doing impressions of him (Walken) from past shows. Clip of Kevin Pollack made me think, "Wow that's pretty damn good.", then Mohr's impression, "Holy fucking shit, that *IS* Walken!" I love how he explains how to properly do an impersonation in this recording, because it's exactly what I thought when I heard him do Colin on another show. He doesn't just mimic sound bytes like with some of the movie quotes he's doing here, he absolutely becomes Colin; saying things that were never said but you could completely see him saying it. I see that as a difference between an impression and an impersonation, and I could listen to him do either all damn day. Also, it's more than rare for anyone to upstage Patrice, especially on O&A. This was a great show.

[@jamesjet007]

Omg jay & Patrice together, comedy gold.. RIP Patrice, he's one of the funniest & most interesting people ever. Jay with Patrice obviously fuels Jay, & he loves it, & I live it. =]

[@thestrawhead]

Patrice and Jay Mohr were awesome. There was a time in the mid 2000's when I saw Jay Mohr and NOBODY gave me a headache from laughing so hard....not to this day. Mitch Hedberg was the closest. Patrice was unbelievable on O & A. He had some of the funniest views of men/women relationships....he was a lovable comedic genius.

[@Enthos2]

Jay Mohr one of a very few individuals on Earth that can compete with Patrice for taking over the room

[@thegiftedone]

Jay was on fire here! That Keith Robinson impression was perfect!

[@Doomreb]

"Jay just had a big glass of his act" RIP

[@johnfalkner8821]

Have you noticed that Anthony's face always looks different in every picture?

[@shutthefupdonny]

Him and Vos are Yemeni cousins.

[@souldry]

shutthefupdonny Back alley Tunisian knife fighters

[@lincoln8530]

Alcohol will do that

[@TedStickles84]

Corsican pimp

[@JOESTEF20]

hilarious

[@midwestmike613]

Jay Mohrs Tracy Morgan story might just be the best story ever told fucking hilarious. About 40 min in it's a must listen too!

[@midwestmike613]

Even if it's Bert's actual experience Jays impression is the best.

[@evansgate]

still laughing at one of Jay's lines where he said he looks like Ben Franklin

[@grasd2]

59:35 LMAO that caught me off guard and made me shit myself.

[@puremercury]

That "Dead air" comment is maybe Opie's funniest one-liner ever.

[@DangerMenace]

I've almost never laughed harder at anything than Jay Mohr's Seinfeld in this clip... My chest hurts really bad right now.

[@godbluffvdgg]

Jay would love to have an audience as joyous as the Opie laugh track...: ) Love Jay

[@BrendanDormanMMA]

jay is in the zone here........from 35:00 to 55:00 is some next level, very rare-air, comedic genius that I think is just so rare anywhere now. That Vos joke re: Neil Brennan thing is an example of "the why" hahahaha I never realized Bonnie had a little run until that room went perfect. God this is timeless gold. Mohr just wouldn't play the game. This is how far it;s come, Bonnie is a star and genius jay is somewhere being honest. All he did was make a reference to them.........c killer etc. That's how little talent and success are relative now. We better wake up........

[@lilzachytwotimeabihh]

All that dick riding you gon need a new butt

[@glideappsecho]

Don't follow you but feel the confidence

[@rhern44]

Was a newer listener when this went down and the the story Jay tells at 1:08:55 is one of my favs from O&A amongst many

[@sammacification]

Patrice is my favorite comedian ever and after listening to this I checked out Mitch Mullany and damn he’s a funny cat. Wish there was more of his standup around. Props to O&A without which we would’ve have the hours and hours of the genius of Patrice.

[@sammacification]

Pat Fry Patrice is one of the GOATS. Miss me with them air quotes

[@WildBillJP]

Best Chris tucker impression ever

[@Molelyfe]

Bert has explained in on Jay Mohr's podcast and Joe Rogan's podcast saying that Jay told the story so much better than him because he does a great Tracy impression. Jay killed with the bit so Bert let him stick with it. Bert is a nice guy. Jay got alot of criticism from fans saying he stole it but Bert cleared the air on the podcast.

[@aminman15]

Sportsmanship among pros.

[@evansgate]

Bert is a fat drunk squealing girl. He's perhaps the most irritating person in existence.

[@diro91]

That colin quinn rant at the end though! Had me in stitches! P - "Not only is it the best colin quinn in the buisness, its the only colin quinn in the business" J in Quinn mode - "thats cos nobody knows who he is lets be honest"

[@littlea5111]

Yes ! That whole rant , I keep rewinding it , patrice cracking up and jay is going in amazing

[@TheBornnaked]

Patrice makes a great point about Dave chappelles white guy voice. It DOES sound pretty close to Neal Brennan

[@Sixstringman]

That would make sense as Neal is the white guy he spent the most time with.

[@tyronjasonhuff]

Jay does a 10/10 tracy. 🙏🏿

[@Timathos]

0:23:19 Jay Mohrs dig at Poughkeepsie made Patrice give the most genuine laugh to the point he farted. Moments like that keep me coming back to this clip

[@Blit-X-TVLive]

The funniest part to me is the speed at which he owned up to the fart when asked. It was instantaneous. He was that honest of a person.

[@BigPrimo33]

This has to be one of the best Radio spots ever!

[@dmxclay2393]

I was here for Patrice but Jay was hilarious the whole time.

[@CozyFabian]

Thank you for whoever posted this!

[@RichardT-D]

26:44 his Chris Tucker and Patrice’s laugh always gets me

[@Lamtitude]

Lol, I've never heard anybody rip on Chappelle. At about the 50:00 mark

[@coolboy5245]

@wildhorse891 Weight of the world? The guy's been a multi millionaire for like 15 years

[@Wolfspiritzero]

His critique of Seinfeld applies to Dave as well. After some comedians reach a level of fame they are considered untouchable. You can point out the flaws without being called a hater or their money being brought up. Every comic has a flaw and it should be a sin for another to joke about them.

[@12aR9]

@@Wolfspiritzero i'm pretty sure you meant to say "shouldn't" ??

[@tikocal]

can always expect opie and the laugh track

[@TheReviewSpace]

u got tight pants ONNNN! LMAOOOO

[@stanleyfranks9891]

Ant on Patrice and Tracy Morgan fight “The second someone got hurt it would End in gunfire” Lmao

[@djstarsign]

The best thing about this is that it was a time when Patrice was still alive (one of my favorites and a huge loss), and realizing from the conversation that both Zach Galifianakis and Kevin Hart weren't household names.

[@BillySotherden]

Honestly, I don't think Zach Galifinakis is a household name anymore.

[@AndrewBarsky]

“All of his punchlines are in a white guy voice.” Damn, I love Chappell but only a comic who really studies the craft would have picked up on that.

[@christopherwelby]

I love Jay Mohr

[@213byron]

Imagine walking down the street and you see Jay Mohr and Tracy Morgan high on PCP punching cars.

[@mrmagoozle]

You would have to imagine because that never happened.

[@gastonpiston]

1:08:01 that rich vos impression is brilliantly hilarious

[@evansgate]

it was mean and uncalled for but i laughed my ass off

[@Alejandro1313sixx]

Doesn't beat that one clip where they have a really off Imoression that says... "Hey it's Voss!"

[@markfryesthingslooks1360]

The breakdown of seinfeld's & chapelle's acts are fantastic. Good insight.

[@twyckoff87]

Jay Mohr's Netflix special funny for a girl was REALLY funny. His best standup ever.

[@jankinflames]

thas was such a fucking funny listen - Not often one gets to hear patrice complete awestruck like that. Jay Mohr u r out of this world funny.

[@MrHypermoto]

I just watched At Close Range, his Walken was dead on.

[@stanbutler90]

"Lookin' good!"

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

I can't remember this movie at all if I've seen it, but like Ant says I can just picture the scene from Jay's bit.

[@mikehoncho6489]

Yea crazy PA hillbillys

[@daxmiller35]

(Some wacky tobaccky....)

[@gowokeyoubecomebroke.4747]

Hey boiyzzz!! Luhhkin Good!!!

[@tikitimeproductions]

jay mohr's forrest whittaker is awesome

[@12aR9]

LOOKING GOOD 🤣🤣🤣 i totally pictured that. He does good job painting a picture

[@paydn202]

him calling out dave chappelle and noone talks about it lol

[@MrUrech]

Jay is friggin incredible

[@hisoka3ks]

26:40 Chris Tucker impression LOOL!

[@diabolic42090]

Tracy impression at 36:42

[@xcaluhbration]

diabolic42090 You're a gem.

[@midwestmike613]

Quite possibly one of the best stories ever told!

[@daxmiller35]

1:28:37 best Patrice reaction...hahaha

[@SidLaw500]

This is gold!

[@blkplaguelmc]

This is such an all time bit and the only thing that hurts it is opie of course

[@jeremygunther9403]

Jay is in the top 5 O&A guests for me.

[@derekjay.s]

Yea him and penn jillette are my new go to's after wearing out all the others

[@brandonb3174]

Otto is very underrated, listen to Otto vs Jay Mohr

[@Tony_Cardoza]

​@@brandonb3174I love Otto. I think Jay is better than Patrice.

[@Mangaboy69]

Vos phone call was hilarious

[@paulcadwallader3000]

crying laughing at this one....

[@Mrgrimmz99]

19:30 Keith Robinson impersonation is perfect

[@timmni]

that vitamin b12 shot story killed me

[@agauvain1236]

The do do pamper killed me

[@biln3]

Jay Mohr even outshines Ant every time he was on

[@snakerman2612]

Fuck, I miss him...

[@elilevine2410]

Patrice was a god among insects!

[@908lion]

at 45:00 it sounds like hes saying a story that bert kreisher said

[@davejackson2766]

I Know wtf the exact same

[@rem299]

he was, he's admitted it happend to bert but he said that bert told him he could tell the story as if it was him on stage. here he did it on the radio though. bert then later said that he was not happy with him telling the story. jay explains on one of his podcasts.

[@rem299]

listen to marc marons ''wtf'' podcast with jay mohr i just remembered that's where he explains i think, its interesting.

[@cocoknut5004]

ummm you might want to listen to the latest tigerbelly podcast. Bert Kreisher retells the story and its a little different. Also him and Bobby Lee rehash the whole Rogan/Mencia incident and how Bobby bitched out.

[@leorickt.9604]

Its similar, except better because bert kreisher had no part in it.

[@godbluffvdgg]

Jay's Buddy Hackett is amazing...

[@MrFatPallasCat]

He looks like the manager from spinal tap

[@maynardferguson9599]

Love me some Mohrs

[@novelaego2404]

jay mohrs

[@tedsheckler1495]

Completely forgot he was in Small Soldiers too.

[@AirBuddDwyer]

Not to be confused with the Joe "What Am I Gonna Say To My Black Friends" Derosa's movie: Small Shoulders

[@bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327]

@@AirBuddDwyer Nice!

[@Blaze4291]

Patrice nailed it on tha head Eric stoltz from mask !

[@sonicfuker]

Jay is awesome

[@geraldalbone7]

Never heard an episode where Patrice wasn't at the helm, or not getting the majority of the laughs.

[@Dandan-qm4xb]

Fucking love Jay Mohr

[@crishaunthedon]

Jay Mohr is the only guy that could get Patrice to be on the defensive..I don't really like JM but goddamn he is funny!

[@leiposuctie]

i fucking hate jay as a person, but he's one of the most insightful, talented and he's actually fucking funny. i hate him because he's bitter a lot, but it's no wonder with him being in the business so long, and still being on that level of "that one guy from that one movie with the other more famous guy".

[@bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327]

Stop hating.

[@catchbooker7257]

Jay Mohr must of pissed someone off because he is very entertaining. But his Laurence Tierney is definitely not raspy enough.

[@Johnny1.0]

Jay told the story for a few years but Bert eventually came out and claimed it was his story that he kinda let Jay take it which matters none since Tracy said it never happened anyway. Lol

[@iokimednesking1197]

Hi could someone pls enlighten me to whom tze Tracy PCP story originally belongs? Kreischer tells it almost exactly the same way

[@zackklein2225]

8:05 joke was hardcore.

[@chgohaushead]

Fucking Jay is a beast!

[@Woodzo]

the lady who patrice is talking about and is one of the most wanted from New Jersey at 21:46 is Assata Shakur.. (tupacs god mother and step aunt as her brother was Mutulu who was pacs step father, surprised he never mentioned the connection)

[@BillySotherden]

51:14 Love this dissertation on Chappelle's delivery.

[@anon86]

Thank you my bro was hoping somebody stamped this

[@anon86]

50:20

[@tyrone2nice359]

44:25 you didn’t smell it lmfaoooo

[@drunkensenseiii]

53:23 😂😂😂

[@jamesbell6706]

The Secret Formula 😂😂😂

[@DoubleDDaily]

Aww poor jay. He stepped on the web and got tangled.

[@Blaze4291]

Fred Gwynn I love it !

[@ghostryder94]

I am not an impressionist but I recognized that barkley and ali are the same voice years ago.

[@russBwright]

1:13:35 *Jay DESTROYS Vos & makes him hang up* 😂