UPGRADING EVERY COLD WAR GUN

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[@TimHansenYT]

someone try to upgrade every gun of each rarity to level 3, I dare you ;)

[@tristanluna3720]

That pretty imposible

[@valt3395]

Buy me the game than I’ll do it

[@oooggggaaboooogggaaa646]

You me round hundred

[@cheebyboi]

Bet

[@tommyalcroft4412]

surely thats a four man video idea with the boys?

[@Haneef_05]

Fun fact: grey rarity weapons exist, but only from the purple crystals in the dark aether, and they deal worse damage than your starting load out

[@abualasif]

Thank you for the fun fact. Take my like

[@rawrdino7046]

I have to try this out

[@onutube6392]

Grey quality. Only run

[@mustardsouls1005]

My starting shotgun also got this but it was when I spent the 250 salvage to get the rerolled attachments, I wonder why that happened.

[@gasterjr3533]

You can also get a grey weapon if you full die early on

[@Haneef_05]

Imagine having to upgrade every single gun with all of their rarities in one video

[@bigmac_trumpusa]

To max pack a punch

[@wh1sper250]

And going through all ammo mods

[@quintin1904]

30x4=120 different guns with rarities 50k to upgrade all the way 8k to use each of the aat’s 50+8=58k for each gun 120x58k=6,960,000 POINTS IN TOTAL quick mafs Edit: plus the amount of points hitting the box

[@rawrdino7046]

Would that even be possible considering you won't get green at like lvl 30+

[@samking9863]

@@quintin1904 sorry to ruin the math but it's only 8k for the aat

[@Aymannnnnnnn]

Watching Tim on a rainy day is the most relaxing thing ever.

[@nickyates6137]

Watching on any day is

[@isaacwilliams5487]

Watching him everyday relaxes me

[@kiwiscorner2228]

I mean yeah but I feel like crap right now but watching Tim's videos makes it better

[@isaacwilliams5487]

@@kiwiscorner2228 Ik he always makes me feel better

[@kiwiscorner2228]

@@isaacwilliams5487 yeah I know what you mean, I literally was sick for an entire day and I still feel like crap so I've just been watching his videos

[@rekidesu5876]

-ALL EASY SKIP TO PAP- 5:10 knife 6:46 AK-74u & Gallo (SPAS12) 9:07 Milano & QBZ 11:00 AUG & M16 12:06 Cigma & Bullfrog 13:17 FFAR & MAGNUM 14:20 Pelington & DMR 15:14 Krig & Raygun 16:15 Diamatti 16:28 Hauer 17:25 XM4 17:45 RPG 18:34 RPD 18:55 AK-47 19:01 MP5 19:42 M60 20:23 M1911 20:29 KSP 20:45 TYPE63 21:22 TUNDRA 21:47 M82 22:15 Stoner 23:00 M79

[@Rinkawaiii]

“Ingrained in your brain” for the mp5 is hilarious 😭😭

[@williamsmith-l.4201]

4:15 "This is a dead meme guys" Well... yes... They're zombies.

[@jakecameron5057]

Nice one

[@triofi6472]

He figures the wonderwepon

[@triofi6472]

He forgot the wonder wepon

[@TheAkrillion]

@@triofi6472 No he didn't. He pap'd it and used it at the end, but because it wasn't fully pap'd, he failed the exfil lmao.

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@TheAkrillion You can't pap'd it that is why he left it out!

[@Shmearrr]

I was waiting for this yay

[@ETthaKidd]

Thought the exact same thing 😂

[@kitsuneabe4557]

Fr

[@nicknunez-medina2609]

Same no cap

[@dylanzz2819]

This is epic

[@bigpenisparker9930]

i was waiting for all these challenges

[@pokethedead4403]

I love that his old habits take over and he reloads before grabbing max ammo even though you don’t need to

[@Shirohige4yonko]

2024 and it still happens to me sometimes 😂

[@mattz1lla]

7:02 As Tim would say in the past: “Goddamnit! My camo is Piss-Yellow!”

[@mylesmacdonald9320]

You can hear the sadness in his voice when he's explaining what he's about to do😂

[@gabrielbolanosjr.4191]

You're comments are so good......

[@BambiTrout]

"Doesn't the Bullfrog look like the PP... from MW3?" Yes, Tim. That's because it IS the PP... (but from MW2019). PP90M1 is in MW3 and PP-Bizon is in MW2019

[@seymore1978]

was about to comment the same thing lmao

[@joeflemo64]

dont understand these confusing gun stuff, all i heard was pp

[@georgeheld1901]

oh I knew it from CS:GO

[@dbexodia10]

Funny how they can't use actual gun names anymore in their games.

[@toolskii]

Also from Ghosts

[@ethanhaug3265]

when tim realizes that quick revive no longer revives you. you have to craft/find self revive kits

[@littlebeanz3738]

self revive doesn’t revive you, but self revive revives you?

[@ethanhaug3265]

@@littlebeanz3738 I meant to say quick revive

[@littlebeanz3738]

@@ethanhaug3265 Yeah THATS what I thought

[@ethanhaug3265]

@ItsAlfieCrooks ya this comment was when Cold War just came out so it was prior to the update where they added that

[@inferiority6044]

@@ethanhaug3265 yes but quick revive allows you to heal faster

[@rickidelafuente4723]

4:30 "I really wish we had mule kick" Now: "Ok then, your wish is granted"

[@spacecowboy225]

*COD Zombies exist* Tim: Must pack all the guns.

[@abualasif]

Yes, of course. Its tradition, we all saw it coming lmao

[@moistmarsupial3528]

Behold, the most original comment on youtube

[@umbra.]

take a shot every time tim says “and it’s legendary”

[@loganplayz04duncan95]

Tim literally said crack open a sprite right as I took a drink out of my sprite

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Tim is grinding Black Ops Cold War zombies so much he’s going to start balding like Lex.

[@thesimp5925]

Lex lost his hair cuz of Black ops 4

[@threadychimp5565]

That explains why rabbit is bald

[@mylesmacdonald9320]

When Treyarch leaves Mule Kick in zombies: Treyarch take it out it's useless When Treyarch takes it out: Treyarch why'd you do that Mule Kick is so useful

[@brianc469]

Depends on the map like he said

[@Theycallmeninj]

It really do be like that

[@CaptainChrom]

@@brianc469 Mulekick was useless because it wasted a perk spot which could be used for more important perks like stamin up or speed cola but as there is no perk limit anymore it can be useful again.

[@MattS-cr8yp]

That’s actually insanely true

[@rawrdino7046]

And im sure if you upgrade it to tier 3 it'll give you back the gun you lost

[@user-cl2qy5zv6g]

Did anyone else watch him all the time during Covid

[@winniecaps1907]

tim one hitting a zombie: “i guess that was decent”

[@kirikizo]

"Who even likes three round burst" *sad rk5 noises*

[@thepeskyone]

Sad m8a1 noises

[@DunkaccinoThe3nd]

*sad b23r*

[@mrlonerstoner2211]

Am i the only one who would PAP the m8a7 in bo3??

[@TheProAtPUBG]

@@mrlonerstoner2211 most likely

[@thepeskyone]

@@mrlonerstoner2211 yes but m8a1 better

[@assassinonprozac]

Fun fact: AUG is an acronym standing for “Armee-Universal-Gewehr” originally named the STG 77 since it’s the successor to the STG 44 STG standing for “Sturmgewehr” the Sturmgewehr was the successor to the Gewehr 43 and was full auto hence the name “Assault rifle”. (rough German translation I barely speak the language) it also has a progressive trigger (on the military models used by the Austrians and the Australians) meaning that pulling the trigger back slightly is single shot pulling it back all the way being full-auto (while cool it sucks because if somebody doesn’t know about it they’ll probably think the trigger is really heavy and just rip it back all the way and probably hurt themselves select-fire is basically dummy proof and that’s the reason it’s the standard)

[@JW-pg8yd]

Man's big brain.

[@assassinonprozac]

Forgot to mention the Australian version is called the “Austeyr” it also comes with an M203 grenade launcher and a different standard sight

[@aidenjoe4533]

Nah the AUG means Ay U Gonna be one-tapped

[@assassinonprozac]

@@MrWeekendCQ You think I don’t know about guns? Fun fact I own an AUG

[@assassinonprozac]

@@MrWeekendCQ That is one of the dumbest replies I’ve ever seen to a comment. I was using the fact that I own an AUG to show you that I do know how it works and the rest of the original comment is basic firearms manufacturer history that any H&K fan should know.

[@The_Renegade939]

“The magnum is easily one of the worst guns in this game” meanwhile I get to round 30 without downing once only using a magnum, then later I reached round 40 only using the magnum the same game

[@lukecommentary6152]

Dead shot with it is fkn broken

[@glassofwater281]

@@lukecommentary6152 a lot of people despise Deadshot but I truly love it when I'm using anything that isn't a wonder weapon

[@marcjameswhelan]

Sure

[@ruhroh369]

It’s very good for the critical kills challenge

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

@@glassofwater281 Fr it’s so hated on, but even without the critical damage bonus it’s still the best perk in the game besides jugg.

[@gigamoe1287]

Tim: "Treyark doesn't want us to fully be happy, like here is a cool game but no mulekick, even tho there are a lot of cool guns" Treyark: "Hold my beer"

[@ScorpionNova]

tim: **gets raygun** yes! me: **wating for tim to get the Box Jumpscare** damn it!

[@douglasthequilava]

box jumpscare?

[@silver-sage81]

@@douglasthequilava when you get the raygun, there's a chance for a fire zombie to jumpscare you as you grab it

[@douglasthequilava]

@@silver-sage81 ah. I never got the jumpscare.

[@Tyler-zj2no]

he should’ve said “open a sprite cranberry.” dude i would be laughing my ass off

[@ybn5296]

How is that funny 😐

[@rippedrichardwaterson]

Nigga all I be drinking us caprisun

[@Vito_Caligiuri]

@@ybn5296 it’s a Christmas commercial featuring LeBron

[@ybn5296]

@@Vito_Caligiuri Yeah I know

[@IGotCankles]

no wtf?

[@manylildane]

8:33 I almost spit out my drink when he said this

[@TheAnkleBreaker-kp6re]

I’m surprised no one else mentioned it

[@juggertr0ll]

19:05 *spends tens of thousands of points on the box across 34 rounds* "got it cheaper"

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

The MP5 costs 1500 off the wall, so yes he got it cheaper by spinning the box for 950. He was still spinning for box exclusive weapons, so he didn’t “waste” all those points specifically going for the MP5. That’s why you hit the box until you get all the box-only guns and THEN go for wall guns. If you happen to get a few wall guns while spinning for the other guns, you save money on those wall guns

[@lilaboodivevo5732]

@@brendonbuffaloe8830 no

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

@@lilaboodivevo5732 Okay you win

[@dru4105]

Timmy when is last man standing on Cold War

[@Haneef_05]

he doesn’t work at treyarch

[@amtired9776]

@@Haneef_05 he meant the series but on an actual map

[@GoldyGoldmembers]

Does ActivisionBlizzard service even have modding tools to make custom maps?

[@mylesmacdonald9320]

When custom maps come into CW

[@Rtt001]

There’s is no work shop in cw yet so he can’t do it

[@mxtty5633]

Imagine having to level 3 PaP every gun, upgrade them to tier b v and getting every ammo mod for this challenge

[@joshuasuess8883]

2:20 looks to left* Says out loud “little hug fruit barrels”

[@arithesnowboardingjunkie9683]

Tim: " I don't think trearch wants us to be happy" *reffering to mulekick* Trearch: *gives us mulekick and PHD*

[@apex1757]

"The Bullfrog looks like the PP19 from MW3" Couldn't be because the PP19, Bizon, and Bullfrog are all the same gun, could it? (Bullfrog is probably experimental though since it was made like ten years after when Cold War takes place)

[@chaddcrowl1392]

He’s a no gunz he’s made that clear before forgive him.

[@GKfromNJ]

Came here to say that lol, but also theres only the two, its the bullfrog and PP19 Bizon, they took off the first half in MW just called it the Bizon

[@aceskeletonne7446]

They have to rename real guns to have made up names due to licensing

[@GKfromNJ]

@@aceskeletonne7446 this ^^^

[@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin]

@@aceskeletonne7446 I'm fine when the guns have names like, "Oscillator, Commando or Bullfrog", but making up some random letters and numbers just make it feel like bootleg trash, worse when they bubba up guns with also bootleg attachments.

[@chris9242]

you should go through every single zombies game and pack a punch every single gun in one sitting

[@DaDucko12]

Tim Hansen's description on every challenge: "If you watched this video, you're probably awesome. Subscribe so you don't miss one in the future, and click the bell notification to make sure of that!"

[@Sir_Slimbread]

Why does everyone think the Magnum is the worst weapon? It really isn't at all.

[@camdengrant2948]

Not even close I thought it was a good gun😭

[@a1ope.1]

True

[@qamzatmedvedov]

in older games the magnum fell off fast like it was a beast until like 19/20ish then its two shots and if you dont have it packed its only 6 shots idk its preference mostly

[@543caleb7]

dual wield spammers are shit

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

It’s top 10 best. It’s always a 1 shot to the head when max upgraded, so if you have deadshot it’s broken. It also wrecks the Megaton, especially with the new tier 5 pistol class upgrade and tier 5 deadshot

[@boy_of_war]

Take a shot every time he says: "And it's legendary"

[@ruhroh369]

Are you trying to kill people?

[@boy_of_war]

@@ruhroh369 no'nt

[@potatodeluna9678]

Tim as like a less autistic and dyslexic Lex. His voice is more soothing but Lex is just a ball of the *FUNNY*

[@alfiewilson5482]

The fucks wrong with autism

[@omgemojixd9739]

@@alfiewilson5482 he wasn’t talking bad about autism, stop thinking that. Not everybody is an asshole.

[@zerodaepix6839]

@@alfiewilson5482 you,your the problem,chill out man

[@alfiewilson5482]

@@omgemojixd9739 Im not thinking anyone's an asshole, just it sometimes people bash on people for being genetically different

[@alfiewilson5482]

@@zerodaepix6839 I am chill dude

[@caribou8243]

tim with other people is intense and there is so much screaming, by himself its the most chill shit on youtube

[@cringerack4502]

Tim: you are probably watching on a Friday. Me 6 months later: I am watching on a Friday.

[@Jredy-]

They should make a map that has every single wonder weapon just for the memories

[@jakegianino5762]

“I don’t think Treyarch likes us to be fully happy” Truer words have never been spoken.

[@Dr34mC4tch3r]

It’s funny now because mule kick and phd are in the game now

[@deven-williamslabrecque8527]

Mob of the dead with mule kick could've been the best thing ever, but at the same time so OP. Imagine having the Tommy gun, the blundergat and a ray gun

[@seanowheels]

I'd love to see a remake of this now with all the weapons in this. Edit: I would, of course, gladly help with this.

[@uvealsum]

mans said i don't want mule kick in other games yet now he wants it since he's packing every gun in a game without the perk

[@Browhy766]

Mule kick doesn't work with a perk limit however here in cold War with as many perks as you want it's a very welcome addition.

[@kitchen5203]

I wish I could chill with Tim. Or just give him a fist bump for being a great zombies youtuber.

[@demitriswiger128]

tim : we will be pack a punching all the weapons in cold war me : does he mean PAPing

[@lilundoubled1273]

Thanks for making this video man! Im getting Cold War on Christmas and i would like to see all the weapons!

[@isaacwells4330]

You know what, I’m just gonna say it... I want the fridge back

[@kittykatiee_]

wasnt the fridge only on TranZit

[@SB07170G]

It’s so annoying he doesn’t jump over the rails

[@shrimpshot1581]

instinct from all the previous games having invisible walls on the railings

[@NoName_WasTaken]

Wait you could do that god damn

[@MasttaGamma]

I like how Tim usually doesn’t like Mule Kick, but he really wants it in Cold War.

[@brensterrr]

“Wish there was mule kick in Cold War” if only he did this now 🤣

[@alexrobleromolinari688]

“Ou and it’s legendary”

[@dbexodia10]

I miss when guns got weird effects/attachments from PaP.

[@alfythetrap6746]

@17:15 To answer your question Tim, its yes. The harder rounds get, the better chance that you get a better rarity of a weapon. if you watched noahj456's video on when information was first given out about this he explains it a little bit or at least what he thinks and eventually it became the exact case. Better weapon rarities begin to appear more often during higher rounds.

[@jaryncovell2538]

I love the length of the video, I’m glad it wasn’t just a montage of them all and almost no talking

[@bryarhudson3754]

Tim Hansen be playing cod when he is 80. He also is the best, watch every day.

[@pixelandyuvery8558]

Imagine trying to do this with every gun from every zombies

[@carlosthetaco7858]

He already did tho ?

[@pixelandyuvery8558]

@@carlosthetaco7858 no he didn’t

[@Palmoleify]

@@pixelandyuvery8558 yes he did. He made a video like this for every zombies (excluding world at war)

[@encyt4759]

@@Palmoleify he did waw tho

[@Palmoleify]

@@encyt4759 it’s not in his playlist so I haven’t seen it. Sorry! Edit: just double checked, it is in his playlist. Completely missed it

[@dlara18x]

Forgot about this series, nice little throwback!

[@Freak21056]

4:30 No need to worry my dude, it's coming out very soon.

[@itinyasian7269]

Tim: I can't imagine 50,000 points across 30 weapons, that seems mathematically improbable. Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

It’s 1.5 Million points which is totally possible with how easy the high rounds are in CW. Plus every gun remains effective on late rounds if you’re triple packing it

[@sologamer4432]

I’m here daddy

[@astroxx_jackxx4625]

Sus by the way

[@screamingdillpickle224]

Yes sir

[@wjh2554]

You are first. Congratulations 🎊🎈🍾🎉

[@borpa.]

He really was here.

[@ZyroVfx]

W o a h

[@shrimpo10all10]

When Tim gets the ray gun He sings to himself oh say can you see

[@Lil-voidle]

Him saying black ops 1 2 3 4 just made me say “cod 1 2 3 4 and then I do some Cold War” in the thumb war tune

[@bruh-pb8fk]

When you go into the aether on the plane wing there is a ghost monkey

[@pinchepoor5461]

Nobody: Tim: aNd iTsS lEgEnNdArYyY

[@fart1203]

@Warner Esquivel thanks bro this needs to die it’s horrible

[@pinchepoor5461]

@@fart1203 ikr

[@brendenanderson1876]

4:47 Tim, you can pick up your knife, it doesn’t disappear

[@loganratliff4162]

I never thought about how genius it was to use the building from Nacht as the layout for the first dark aether map, a good call back to the original storyline

[@kookster2208]

"This is exactly what I've been waiting for"

[@breakingchaos2173]

6:31 Did my dude REALLY reload THEN grab max ammo?!?!?!?!

[@LazarouDave]

Old habits die hard

[@abualasif]

its muscle memory

[@Xanarchist7777]

He's too used to old zombies

[@qinjiwei5058]

what do you mean, otherwise he wouldn't have a full clip and reserve

[@Xanarchist7777]

@@qinjiwei5058 in cold war, it reloads both instantly

[@tech_of_steel20official]

I love how he got two triple burst weapons at the same time XD

[@h3r3tic66]

Tim: Surprised with 30 guns to upgrade Tim was surprised during this but wasn’t during black ops 1, which has the same number, maybe more.

[@AreUBeastLikeMe]

BRUH I JUST WAS WATCHING U AND U UPLOAD

[@dontknowlol2062]

“I don’t play games” *is playing a game*

[@rileydelaughter6563]

I love listening back to this now and hearing him say “wish we had mule kick” and now we have mule kick

[@maxcruz423]

I’m so glad the recommendation algorithm recommended Tim to me

[@ppmanlb0719]

I called it when he was going to do this

[@blackpeople8030]

Clam your “before 100k views” ticket here

[@Xanarchist7777]

Claim your "shut the fuck up" ticket here

[@thepeskyone]

@@Xanarchist7777 claimed

[@FN_Krynthesis]

@@Xanarchist7777 😂😂😂

[@blackpeople8030]

@@Xanarchist7777 how about you claim your “ I was the reason plastic surgery exist” ticket

[@butthead5641]

He says “can’t pack the die machine” even though I have double packed befor

[@Phantom-zt9ve]

Tim should make a playlist titled "Upgrading all guns in the Black Ops Series" with all Black Ops videos.

[@roostr7607]

''I was just trying to be cool and i shot them in the head.'' -Tim Hansen 2020

[@marleymelon2889]

4:29 accidental foreshadowing

[@TheWorstBrainstorm]

12:20 the bizon some how has gotten many many many name changes

[@masterchief4842]

Watching tim on a rainy night is just the one thing to cure stress and anxiety

[@IsaacLightning]

Bullfrog is literally the PP bizon, that's why it reminds you of it.

[@dommann2278]

Tim: legendarys don't matter to me. Also Tim: oh FUCK YEAH A LEGENDARY

[@secretlyaslug2325]

Tim saying the magnum is the worst gun in the game is proof he hasn't used it. 4x headshot multiplier is nutty on it. It has higher headshot damage than the M82 or Pellington that also get 4x on headshot. With a higher fire rate, better handling, and near infinite ammo. Put the right attachments on it and it's a contender for top 5 weapon. As good as the Gallo or QBZ. Other top teir guns.

[@MonsieurExist]

Tim: “I don’t really care about the tiers Also Tim: “OoO a LeGeNdArY”

[@jackcullers8604]

Just did my first round 100 with the Hauer almost exclusively. Used the ray gun a touch but the Hauer slaps.

[@lord_bok_bok]

2:54 Tim: I've got to... Me(thinking of cold war trailer song): "bum bum get away ive got to bum bum run away"(for those who dont know what the song is called its tainted love)

[@beardeddawg8509]

Him: enjoy your beverage, whatever that is Me: *Pure AIR*

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

Fun fact: the Ray gun actually has a headshot multiplier (plus the bonus crit damage from deadshot) and gives you the full 115 points for a kill

[@Ads_Snaps]

watching him walk up and down the stairs to PAP kind of triggers me knowing that you can just jump over the rail lmao

[@tannerschmitt8246]

Tim needs to continue this series on non-treyarch games😂

[@Karrlito]

14:54 is when he gets the ray gun ;)

[@pcbphantom4336]

You sir are the best

[@efletch2010]

tim hansen is the chill zombies youtuber sometimes i don't wanna watch some stick a tentacle in the boss zombie for the ee

[@mitchella1532]

I like how Tim called mule kick coming

[@Spiderman3891]

17:16 Yes, the higher the round, the better the chance for higher rarities from the box. 😁👍

[@Spiderman3891]

2:26 I don't normally get Sprite, I'm primarily a Dew drinker, but I ACTUALLY have Sprite. Lol 🤣👍

[@joshcantrell8397]

So much for you actually showing what the weapons shoot like

[@aidanwhite2894]

The same but with more damage 😮