TINY TICKET TYRANT

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

Twinkle toes gets a free hotline to the police . yet the public have to pay a premium for a burly policeman to talk to them on a hotline .

[@gazzertrn]

Twinkle Toes 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant .

[@telme1632]

Should have then gone to the top wall 🧱 😊

[@tankthelord1178]

Yup.

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

That guy reminds me of the little old women that used to shout at kids for playing football on the street when we were kids. Exactly the same mannerisms!

[@Toffeeman17]

😂 brilliant Mark. Your channel is fast becoming my favourite, comedy gold pal

[@cjhards]

See his face light up when the mention of young men, Lol. Immediately went into GASLIGHTING MODE!! Was shut down instantly. ✌️😇

[@biggdogg99848]

That burds built like giant haystacks

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Don't think haystacks was ever that big. Was the little Guy Wayne sleep?

[@paulmcgeoch2603]

He’s not a traffic warden,he’s an Uphill Gardener 😂

[@ItsmeAndygNUFC]

🌭🏇

[@andrewturner8755]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulbrew7022]

I like uphill gardening!

[@LukeGuerin-de6td]

The young boys in police uniform comment was absolutely classic 😂😂 proper triggered the puff

[@karloliver5904]

Got to be one of the best this video Mark mate absolutely hilarious 😂mate can't wait to watch more of your videos I'm a member too mate well done keep it up my friend hahahha brilliant mate 👏

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Glad you enjoyed

[@oisajdfposid]

I wish more auditor's were more forceful like you are

[@Talboy-d7g]

Has to be the best so far Really made me laugh 😂😂😂😅 Great videos You have a great sense of humour ❤ Keep up the good work Pure comedy 😂

[@benji.B-side]

Haha Up there with the best of auditors. I love your banter, so funny haha. Subscribed.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Thanks for the sub!

[@DEEDUBZ]

UKMTT is number 1 Auditor. Anyone that speaks their mind and exposes authority at the expense of getting their Channel clipped is doing something right in my eyes

[@MikeBarron-m1s]

He's got the hots for you mark especially when you got GORDON THE GOPHER out squeaking he got all excited pet shop boy 😂😂

[@sprinkz6187]

That little dude was as bent as a bed spring, that's why he took offence over the "young boys in police uniforms" comment, seems you might have hit a nerve there 🥴😅

[@johnross8555]

defo. a shirt lifter!!!

[@philipnapier3585]

100%

[@billyjoequit1031]

😂 bent as a bed spring 😂

[@bubbacalling]

bet he smirks to himself with self importance every morning when he looks in the mirror and puts that 'CEO' hat on lmao.

[@Keepinitreal61]

Can you imagine lady in red hair dealing with the public. The inner rage she projects is frightening.

[@markgardner8240]

Little fella used to patrol preston😂😂😂😂

[@martingoubart5839]

He must be very important with all them keys 🔑 😂

[@hypnotoad1933]

Why the fuck have I only just discovered this channel !!! 😂

[@martinhollings]

New hobby since Mrs got bored of you I guess?

[@rick66649]

Me to ..going through the videos..the morrisons manager one 😂😂😂

[@JGmedia18]

Touched a raw nerve there when you mentioned young boys ! He made it so obvious and gave himself away in case you had any doubts!which I didn’t 😂

[@personalcheeses8073]

He’s not gay but his boyfriend is

[@mickhasthefacts8632]

Redhead next to him seemed quite amused about it.

[@patrickhawkins9087]

That Mucky Voice Said It All.

[@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE]

You found Blackpool's new campsite.

[@nickyhicky]

"I'm not a grass at all" I'm calling the police on you but "I'm not a grass at all". HA, what a NOB low life ticket warden.

[@stuartwallace7157]

When people think they have authority, the state of society is unbelievable, no knowledge of anything accept self importance, good video

[@leataylor9277]

💯 I was beaten up, kicked in the ribs by 4 police officers in November. They kneeled on me too like it’s a joke for a false traffic stop, lying I was speeding, then said they had a call I was taking drugs and alcohol, and i had my disabled non verbal 14 year old in the car, and they laughed at him and arrested me. They now taking me to court for assaulting an officer, when they assaulted me, and i had broken ribs and sprained arm for weeks, and couldn’t care for my son. They are a joke, and hide bodycam evidence. I hate them, so corrupt and evil.

[@craigmooney3744]

This is why we need to remove soy products as soon as possable

[@darrenleejones3516]

Waste of tax , who on earth pays council tax

[@davegravy1842]

You should be on TV 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂in this class mate 👍👍👍👍👍

[@AnnaH74]

To be honest, I would have just told you to fu** off because I wouldn't have been able to help myself, that's why I don't work with the public anymore. Lol

[@jean-paulvanmeerbeek2271]

The two benders 😂 Toodletoot 🎉

[@leataylor9277]

I just noticed you’re new and haven’t been doing this for long. I not long subscribed, and thought you was doing this for years. You’re so brave, and thanks standing up for our rights, and not backing down to these bullies. Well done, you deserve this, shows in your subscribers in a couple months. Keep it up 👏

[@axiomcurbcommunity]

Don’t notice much then 😂

[@TheSadButMadLad]

He's been doing it years. He stopped for a while. And has now started up again.

[@andrewfrench4219]

@@axiomcurbcommunityhahahahh think he’s noticed that he has noticed that he doesn’t notice much hahah 😂😂

[@Chrissy-boy]

You should have said to the grass, "oooooh chase me"

[@mcintoshglenn]

I’m a parking supervisor……..damn …..imagine reaching such dizzy heights in life…….

[@DavidTaylor-qo2xe]

Such an underrated comment 😂

[@bobwallacejnr6852]

"Blackpool Plumbing" ...for all you're plumbing needs!!

[@neilhatton6018]

"Bugger off back to work" well said 😂🙏🏻

[@andyscouse4090]

I have worn a uniform on several occasions during my working life, and I have witnessed so many Colleges acting like this towards the public. The problem is this the back up from the Employer will always favour the one in the uniform over any complaints about there attitude when being a gobshite to the public. Keep up the good work in highlighting these fools.🇬🇧

[@karloliver5904]

Can't stop laughing mate you tell them tyrants straight hahah love it 😂mate

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@GeneralJackRipper]

I love it how you tell them to get back to work.

[@coastdweller69]

if you had two different tones for squeaky toys - like one for nice public servants and a rubber chicken for the worst

[@rick66649]

The little chap is pissed off because he can never get on the big rides at funfairs 😊 the teacups are waiting

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Handles & spouts.

[@skipperbentdk]

Look like one of those trolls u got at the dentist as a kid lol

[@howardelder4411]

He's got the camera covered by his arm the grass 🤣🤣👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@australianjackaroo6660]

Some mothers do have 'em😂😂😂

[@markbaldwin5394]

the bender loved you lol.

[@iansmith5211]

Another classic well done mark.

[@garygary100]

Her reaction at 5.11 ..priceless ...hahahhahahahahahahah

[@resist.]

That hi-vis makes em feel important

[@patmccaffery1543]

You can tell how many pairs of handcuffs he has by tbe amount of keys he's got 😮😮

[@marcushawkes392]

Another one of my favourite video’s features Little Hitler 😂

[@biggdogg99848]

Tip toe through the tulips 🌷 😂😂😂

[@TheSadButMadLad]

5:15 I was thinking the same thing about the boys in police uniform! I don't know why. 🤣🤣🤣

[@roncartwright958]

I love it....some great content mate 😂😂😂

[@scotsboy4957]

You need a high vis vest as it gives you special powers other vests can’t teach 😂🎉

[@sambobrooklyn316]

Thanks for the videos everyday, always look forward to watching them as they put me in a good mood and you always make me laugh. It's a 9 then a 9 then a 9.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Glad you like them!

[@royalanethridge333]

It would save a lot of problems in the future if they dyed your hair hi vis when born

[@JacobExploresTheuk]

Laughing so hard on the train right now

[@skipperbentdk]

Police should take a look at that guys pc when u mentioned kids he reacted like he got caught lol

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Exactly

[@topcat1358]

"Stay in charge of your own brain - that's a task and a half for you"......What a brilliant and unusual insult! I've never heard that one before - Where do you get them from?

[@fred-br1qq]

Says he is recording then covers his own camera with his arm

[@tatsnneeps341]

You sure that's a lady? I know that male is a cupcake 😂

[@Chrissy-boy]

Julian Clary's gone downhill.

[@nickjames3049]

He should be wearing a hi-vis rainbow tabard. 🏳️‍🌈

[@fallenzeon]

The land of gays and strays

[@JonnyPyscho]

Outstanding work once again Sir. They don’t like it up ‘em!

[@jonny2162]

Little wimp that Nancy 😂

[@haydoncooper3744]

I wonder if the number of keys represents his stupidity.

[@thewansbeckwanderer6343]

You are a legend mate

[@Fizzled608]

Unbelievable..... Great video as always! 😂

[@Lincolnshirefromtheair]

he deffo likes young men in uniform.........little flower

[@nathanwilson3737]

I'd remind them that the public pay their wages.

[@MickJ666]

9.36 was that that smoker's cigarette dimp i see fly past?? Bit naughty from a council street cleaners 😬

[@takeapictureitlllastlonger5768]

That gay chappy and grotbags really feel the power from that costume. She had more chains jangling than jacob marley......POWEEERRRRRRRRRRR! :) Traffic warden knob said "we have radios connected to the police". Thats nice to know a business gets preferential treatment when the people get given a helpline or call number.

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

Wow, they revived the robot from Lost in space and shoved a mop on its head.

[@dontgohere3359]

I think the only reason he took offence / got touchy when you mentioned 'young boys in uniform' is because he's gay.. he seems like he's homosexual (I'm not homophobic before anybody pulls that card) just think that's why he got touchy when he said that 😂

[@philwoollin6470]

GOOD AUDIT FELLA WELL DONE

[@manmohansingh9464]

This was pretty funny 😂

[@tonyyork46]

They were a nice couple ! What a relief that the guy pushing the dust cart avoided colliding with you, as you weren't wearing hi-vis. 🤣

[@neilhatton6018]

The Hi-Vis gives you special powers 😂🙄

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

Best auditor ❤❤

[@trustnoone9931]

New subscriber..... Comedy gold

[@marcoxlong2655]

You hit a nerve by upsetting Lilly Savage when you mentioned (people in uniform) PMSL

[@gazzertrn]

Victor meldrew in a CEO hat .

[@blankpage555]

Is he sporting a CEO cap?

[@graememackay1152]

Gay traffic warden who grasses.......could his life get any worse?

[@fallenzeon]

He’s a bit light in the timberlands

[@stuartb4525]

Imagine that open gate? Wow what an invite.

[@neilhatton6018]

C.E.O Crappy Excuse Officer?! 😂

[@stevespink3517]

Asking someone "am I a grass" is reinforcing the stereotype that that it is the worst thing possible. More people should tell what they know rather than let scum get away horrendous criminal activities.

[@meeruisland]

What is it with these mutants that they need to talk down to members of the public, just because they work for the council wonder which one pushes the barrow and picks up shite...

[@neilodockery9256]

Am I going to be in trouble 😂

[@blahblahblah742]

Oooh! Shut that door!

[@RandomnessTube.]

I love this auditor if only we all took a stance against nosey bastards in life.

[@DjNikGnashers]

Wow, camp lad got offended quickly when you made a joke about young policemen in uniform lol, something to hide perhaps !

[@personalcheeses8073]

He’s not gay but his boyfriend is

[@resist.]

Where do that get em from

[@sdfsdghhjjf3880]

Another Government official....(Council worker)

[@yagetmi5428]

ruthless barstool, but damn its funny 😂 😂 p*ss funny

[@OhRjDtV]

You're amazing.

[@rhwoodwork119]

Nice shoes

[@garyfry3795]

Do you think he’ll come out of the yard 🤷‍♂️

[@Emilyblessings007]

That’s how it’s done uk meet the tyrants..get back to work 😂😂great work 👍👍

[@jimwatson6833]

Don't do much at that yard do they

[@modgirl7242]

Little man syndrome

[@DEEDUBZ]

LOOOOOL I remember this one

[@smokejaguar67]

Brutal and beautiful