Why is Mark Wahlberg’s Social Media So Weird? | TMG - Episode 291

[@underconceivable]

noel talking about a hypothetical restaurant where waitresses kick guys' nuts and then going "i need an advil" is the best way to describe this show

[@wydneonn2247]

the love i have for this podcast is insane. since 16 i’ve tuned in every single week, im 19 now and keep doing so. things around me keep changing constantly but this is the only constant. it gives me stability. a ritual.

[@isha4985]

same. 14 to 18. they've been around for some of my most developmental years, one of the most consistent things in my life. crazy.

[@benauxo]

sameeeee

[@arsey1833]

same been watching since 15-16 except im 21 now 💀💀

[@connorruggles8740]

I started watching them both on vine when i was 16, and I'm 27 now... insane

[@patkanycsatorna]

i started watching them as i was 2 years old and pissed and shitted everywhere and now i am 28 years old.

[@reedmcrae]

WE NEED 8BALL SPECIAL

[@viagraREAL]

ben is on the run from the us government

[@ExtendedRelease]

Amazin

[@MadManBovary]

LETSgOooOoo

[@jz9417]

WE HAVENT EARNED IT SHUT UP

[@cyanoic]

WooOoOO,o

[@kasraraffi2909]

From podcasting in an apartment living room to international comedy tour and iron man/DJ…crazy

[@ExtendedRelease]

Brazy, i’d even say amazin.

[@marinaradic6297]

But the journey wasnt frictionless

[@sickgurl138]

Filming in space

[@irlufy]

Iron Man is crazy

[@jf8188]

@@irlufy wym

[@believeinmatter]

I feel represented as a Canadian, Cody naming all these awesome chain restaurants we have lol 🤦‍♂️

[@gageoutkast4030]

Shoutout Mark Wahlberg for being so loving towards the Vietnamese!!! Don’t believe me? Look up “mark wahlberg 80’s Vietnamese men”

[@msmadmama]

And didnt apologize for a long time cuz "he forgave himself"

[@aus-li]

@@msmadmama But the great news is that he didn’t blind the poor man, he was already blinded from the war :/

[@topotondo828]

The girl in the "emerging from the darkness" bit sounds EXACTLY like Claire Michelle (the "You" girl) in both her voice and the way she speaks.

[@CarrickWebb]

I thought it was wtf

[@mattsherack]

Someone go check Noel’s house for copious amounts of cream cheese. That cold open put me on edge

[@natsuccubus]

heard he microwaves it and then ladles it into his open maw

[@youyeedyourlasthaw]

@@natsuccubus maw is crazy

[@Douglas.kong33]

Idk why but the frutista freeze bit is killing me

[@nothintoseehere4912]

ive been going back and listening to old episodes and all i can find is episodes with noel and cody talking about gambling😂it’s a never ending loop

[@scuffedgravyboat]

that and crypto and wrestling

[@tiredtobio]

whenever noel isn't feeling well, he ages 50 years and gets eyebags like the grand canyon

[@Xx_BruhDog_xX]

8:20 my buddy and I used to see if we could get away with mumbling "Cinnacum Delights" when we would order those. Like, "Can I get a 6-piece of the cinnacumdelightsand uh, do you guys have any coffee made right now?"

[@ウッキー-m2f]

Noel, a starcraft player pretending he doesnt know what it's like to discover the sunlight after 4 days without seeing the sun light

[@Negative_NBG]

I have never seen Noel genuinely anxious until he saw that skiing video XD

[@diegoipg98]

Get sponsored by McDonald's. Spend 10 mins of the podcast on a taco bell product-placement bit lmao

[@ManicMama.]

As a single mom of 3 kids under the age of 7, the idea of 4 days in total darkness doesn't sound too bad lol I would literally just sleep the entire time

[@jordylovesUuuuuu]

I love these two small business owners trying to promote their merch, it warms my heart🥰

[@frosty_teacup]

That darkness retreat segment was the perfect combination of the That's Cringe "You." and "Energy O's" episodes. With the weird spiritual comments and the orgasmic sounds and all. I was getting déjà vu during that whole bit, seeing those people's reactions and hearing Cody and Noel make similar observations 😭

[@elaineberdahl9527]

Seeing a lot of comments ab Noel’s eyebags y’all😭 just had to say he was so funny and sharp in this pod. Sometimes the eyebags are eyebagging, happens to the best of us, but not many people could still be this on it while touring and doing all he does 🙌 They both have crazy commitment and work ethic

[@than217]

Noel's Mark Wahlberg impression is underrated.

[@yaboibigslime6789]

I fr thought they messed up the bleeps and I was like oh shit they doxxes themselves lol

[@magdaleaba]

I was watching this and feel asleep, I dreamt I was at a theme park and echoes of Cody and Noel talking about ball slammers ruined my experience

[@secret99826]

i’m going feral over the girl seeing the light and doing a speech 😭😭😭

[@stephenh4177]

They should totally do the darkness thing but have somebody mooning them when they take off the blindfold😂

[@kellys3514]

LETS GO MCDONALDS APP!! 🤣🤣🤣 I do love skipping the line and sitting parked on my phone 😚

[@premiumreviews142]

They are already out of touch as it gets. Didn't even know the components to the most basic poor person's champagne, Baja blast.

[@notatallbroe]

28:30 cody sipping frutista is the funniest shit ever 😂😂

[@notatallbroe]

29:30

[@tess3000]

Cody eating the freeze thing was killing me

[@abmnueve]

Mark is what Cody will be in 20 years.

[@Howard_T_Duck]

I’m positive that Noel has over fed someone cream cheese and then threw them in a walk in freezer.

[@CervineEyes]

Human foie gras.

[@dr.peppersepper7259]

Thank you for talking abt mark whalburg because no one is and his Instagram is fucking hilarious

[@S0LACE222]

I’m excited for every wendesday to watch this podcast. One of the only things as of recent media wise I’ve ever felt that way for

[@Z3R0BEAMIN]

Started listening and then realized I was eating. I’ll come back in a little bit.

[@graciewebbcooks]

25:18 I ate at a total darkness restaurant one time and it was the most stressful dizzying experience ever. Can not imagine 4 days….

[@TheBromie]

16:36 If you mix blue raspberry slushie and mountain dew, it tastes just like baja blast

[@chandrasekharlimit4547]

I got it. Noel is Yugoslavian

[@selenaaa3757]

As a Canadian I'm so happy Cody brought up Canadian things 😭

[@daisushki]

cody n noel do darkness retreat PLS!!!

[@havenpriest]

4:10 watching Noel getting the gears turning lol

[@nivlAlvin]

Yall seen the video of that woman driving her van with a missing tire? Thats what came to mind when Cody said molly driving 🤣

[@ezrashove6660]

That gulp at 29:45 is wild

[@robbiegraham5271]

How is cosplaying being blind a spiritual experience hahahahaha

[@jackfinn8446]

I can’t even watch these in public anymore coz I’ll just bust out laughing and mfs will think I’m insane💀

[@iitstre_4550]

All those Taco Bell icees making me so jealous lmao

[@evs2614]

I predicted that they were going to talk about Mark Whalberg

[@ethanwagner]

McDonalds didn’t know wtf they were signing up for with this one, they have historically dropped flagrant podcasts out of nowhere😂

[@brookemorgan5085]

okay but MONTANAS LETTING YOU DRAW ON THE TABLECLOTHS GAVE ME NOSTALGIA

[@llux]

no way a mcdonalds sponsorship but you’re eating taco bell

[@futurescholar25]

How are the boys gonna tempt me with taco bell then do a mcdonalds ad, id so use a taco bell promo code

[@believeinmatter]

Of course you would big guy.

[@superbaal]

0:27 yo how u do the carrot in pufferfish sound tho?

[@yuioyup]

Cody looks like Mark Wahlberg and Jason Sidakus

[@xoodrmoox9633]

Bruh when noel said there's no salsa in my burrito I was dying laughing 😂. Replayed it over and over just out loud laughing each time.

[@gliitch777]

Cody forgetting blind people exist lmaooo

[@alexmac7103]

I was thinking the same thing

[@mattymae7044]

The voice over sounds exactly like “You.” girl! 😅 19:20

[@FilthyDagger7]

Need a damn ad blocker for this podcast this is insane

[@jorgeskuf]

noel is always eating, also he opens a bag like a maniac

[@WONDERfulPhases]

New viewer here and I'm binging these videos, I'm kind of all over the place, I didn't start at 1 but I'm really having fun here 😂😂😅

[@relentlessjpg]

The one time they talk about Sacramento positively is about the sketchiest Taco Bell I’ve ever been to

[@asantepauwels]

The best thing about Montanas is on you birthday you get to wear a moose helmet

[@Orochi45]

All this designer got me drip drip 💧💧that part🗣️🗣️

[@TheMeteorcase]

Goddamnit! Almost spat out my food hearing them make those fart noises in the beginning 😂😂😂

[@basementbanter6091]

There’s literally an ad every 6 seconds 😊

[@golds9967]

We have a Montanas in Victoria, BC. Montana themed restaurant, they have a car hanging from the ceiling and when it's someone's birthday the car horn honks some elaborate and obnoxious honk. Basically just a ribs joint haha

[@matildapalombo4926]

that pink taco part will forever kill me

[@jaylin2415]

what does cody think blind people do…

[@sigmapopsical272]

I sleep to these podcasts every night 🌙 cured my insomnia, I laugh at the jokes mid falling asleep And I get the craziest dreams haha

[@hasmothe5th]

holy shit i wasnt fucking prepared for the first 60 seconds of the pod, I haven't even settled in yet. those noises 😭

[@heyzg1139]

Emerging from the darkness bit had gasping lol

[@clairegar3]

one time, i was casually walking the 'walk of fame' and ran into mark wahlberg. we talked for a while and i ended up being in a commercial for 'la la land' with him.... so random

[@winoma9867]

Gentrifying the prison hole is insane

[@memes_r_underrated]

Bruh 59:48 is literally what my mind was thinking when I saw the “all this designer got me drip drip” vid 💀

[@josuehernandez9530]

For the darkness retreat, they want that Shawshank experience

[@holycrowley93]

Cody and Noel forgetting that blind people exist

[@whoyoufightin1442]

This just kept getting more unhinged by the minute and I needed that omg. Did not think I'd be seeing Noel sip a frutista freeze off of the table with a straw today, but I did and will take that as a win Edit: near the end and I'm crying from laughing

[@JimmyBeamerBear]

Using a FleshLight while bungee jumping on molly. While attached to an IV of morphine in a backpack

[@JimmyBeamerBear]

You finish on the up swing

[@ksj_uk]

I am DYING to see Cody jet skiing on Molly

[@sickgurl138]

Y'all both stoned on this episode 😂

[@tesa10100]

the girl in the first blackout video sounds exactly like the girl from thats cringe: you

[@jayy4735]

why have they been eating every episode ? 😹

[@deannaj3309]

when you think about it coming out of the darkness retreat is really just the same as finishing a sem of uni after putting in 12+ hour days studying for finals or writing papers💀

[@Stinkychicken93]

I mean people that are blind manage okay 😂 I think it's ok, the isolation is probably the worst part

[@LocozillaYT]

@TMG Studios we need "Dikfookers" restaurant! The slogan can be "Drink a lil' bit, Smoke a lil' bit!" Hehe

[@chelseavirtanen-murphy394]

The Canadians are absolutely fucking loving the restaurant references in the beginning btw

[@oliviadejager]

No I know Montanas, it was also in Nova Scotia, WILDDDD haven’t heard that in so love

[@jcat3293]

Buffalo, NY here we also have Montanas and Jack astors from our Canadian neighbors !

[@weijunior]

Marky Mark sure is a funky bunch. I wonder if he still knows how to use the stick like he used back in April 8, 1988

[@gd2261]

That girl sounds like the girl from the “you” video haha

[@charmainevillamin4658]

That's what I was thinking too! I did a double take and thought, 'wait, is that her? '

[@oscarvillarreal8446]

37:23 that bite was so racially ambiguous I swear to god

[@metalsoup6950]

Noel spot on as usual 28:58

[@miskits1175]

Bro WHAT is that face Cody makes at 13:40 💀💀

[@vinnyll]

noel's eye bags are deeper than usual, is he good? lol guessing that's what an tour does to you and still making banger videos and multiple podcasts

[@nickobot1235]

Bro has surpassed parasocial.

[@Rivarya]

Jet skiing on molly sounds so fuckin fire.

[@djentlover]

Lmao I love Noel's face here 35:08

[@antonigrifo1589]

its safe to say that Cody is a fan of Mark Wahlberg, but its not the owner of Wahlburgers burgers

[@RatKingN7]

WHY ARE THERE 1000 ADDS IN THIS VIDEO

[@beanyoda]

use to be a line cook at montannas haha. dont trust the spinichas dip

[@rajnavukov111]

Cody not remembering blind people exist

[@kranticarmin]

Cody & Noel Do: Mental Breakdown Simulator (please)

[@nickb2300]

As Montanan I’d say we’d be equivalent to a waiter who works at the most rundown Applebees

[@musicbyoakly]

24:30 What about blind people, Cody? haha