My man is making a magic drink that teleports you to the hospital after one sip.
@Gol.DRichOfficial3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@furyofoctane48263 жыл бұрын
XD
@genetlair59993 жыл бұрын
Oh no is there a doctor in this restaurant! No time! Hold my hand and drink this on the count of one…two…three (gulps down Purple Dragon) (Vibrates and instantly teleports to hospital)
@bangedyomama3 жыл бұрын
One of the best comment
@J3743383 жыл бұрын
Nah fam, I signed up for Hogwarts, so I’m getting my VIP ticket and pass through the brick wall, after I enjoyed one serving of this magic concoction(concussion)
@rigatonacercigani4043 жыл бұрын
Me: *sips the Purple Dragon Man in the Wagon: Ah, so you're finally awake.
@Nicky_Savage3 жыл бұрын
Funny
@lagxus74453 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@yannkam21273 жыл бұрын
Drink be sending you to skyrim after one sip
@gustavofring22463 жыл бұрын
Brah i love the internet
@Motivated-hk6cv3 жыл бұрын
*Starts playing Dragonborn by Jeremy Soule*
@ThatFlyPigeon3 жыл бұрын
I never knew death could look so pretty.
@BerenElendilAPGaming3 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea for a line in a noir film. I'd probably swap "pretty" for "alluring" or something like that, though.
@thehorde48683 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@leonelendruw69823 жыл бұрын
Is so red 😂
@richardgomez11513 жыл бұрын
Enough alcohol to get us 5 wasted for a week mate!
@boredhuman43 жыл бұрын
Well now u know it can look colorful
@diggernick012 жыл бұрын
So, uhm, I tried to replicate this shit as a cocktail. The ingredients are pretty much: 1 part rum 1 part vodka 1 part gin 1 part triple sec 1 part tequila 2 parts white grape juice 2 parts champagne A dragon fruit slice and some gummy worms idk. What I have to say is that I needed a beer litre glass to fit this nectar. As you may have noticed, it has more than double the volume of hard liquor than it has juice, plus a generous dash of sparkling wine. It tastes like absolute poison, and the only way of using it in a "party setting" I can envision is by further diluting it with soda in individual servings. People, please don't make punch this way, you'll just waste perfectly good alcohol.
@igorlach51202 жыл бұрын
And considering the fact that theres like about 12 liters (and that's my low estimate) he would need to invite a whole town, hell a whole city just to drink all that alcohol assuming it would bea further diluted
@riveness2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. And indeed did not use quality ingredients but cheap shit, especially the tequila
@anthonyj97872 жыл бұрын
This is essentially just a Long Island
@vincecruz84102 жыл бұрын
Yes he should have but half that amount of alcohol in
@noseboost2 жыл бұрын
Never swap first letters in this guy's name
@pondererofpointlessdreams50293 жыл бұрын
Took one sip and I woke up in the emergency room to find the doctors clapping. Drink was so full of alcohol that my liver couldn't decide what to do, so it decided to just grow another twin liver. Apparently I have the most effective digestive system in the world now thanks to Tipsy Bartender. 10/10
@Blueming_3453 жыл бұрын
Dang I also took a sip . Was traveling to another world,anime world to be exact . Too bad it was attack on titan , was about to get eaten but then I woke up to find myself in hospital. All my friends and some family members were there but they were 10 years older then I remember. Most of my friends were either married or have a job...and I am here replying to your comment 🙃
@fell52093 жыл бұрын
That pfp kinda scared me. Who is that?
@euhectorsalamanca3 жыл бұрын
Scary profile pic but also nice
@gerrysstruffle35353 жыл бұрын
Take another then you will have 4
@2kmichaeljordan4383 жыл бұрын
I took a smell of the drink and ended up getting blackout drunk instantly
@thecloverlord52943 жыл бұрын
You know how some RPGs have those potions that completely reset your skills and stats?
@50thdollar613 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@bangedyomama3 жыл бұрын
@@50thdollar61 ikr
@angelben243 жыл бұрын
So I'm famous now?
@pak3ton3 жыл бұрын
@Lis is more like you drink that and get banned from the life itself hahahah
@martk6473 жыл бұрын
Nah. This is the kind of potion that would kill you to distract the boss or something.
@sigh8243 жыл бұрын
I like how he says drink responsibly like he didn’t just pour 10 bottles of six different types of alcohol into one container
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
Well considering the abv of most of those liquors are the same while the champagne's abv would be lower it's not really that big of a deal. Not to mention the water content in the fruit and the grape juice would also lower the abv. Honestly the only dangerous part is really the sugar content in the drink. And I suppose the taste. Alcohol wise it's no different from a standard mixed drink. Combining differing alcohols does not increase the abv. If two liquors are 40% abv you are not going to get 80%a abv by mixing them.
@dtcarpediem3 жыл бұрын
@@clothar23 glad someone else understands how alcohol content works lol 👊🏾. I understand why some people think he’s trying to kill folks with this much alcohol and yea it probably is strong but no more strong that if someone made one glass of a cocktail with multiple liquors in it.
@Parable_One3 жыл бұрын
All the candy he added probably helped to sweeten it up
@alcoholically42803 жыл бұрын
@Cooker00 1 hour ago yes, but you also don’t have to be a scientist to know that that’s not how it works
@treystu3 жыл бұрын
I almost just passed out this made me laugh so hard
@ViewtifulGene2 жыл бұрын
"Drink responsibly. If you drink this, definitely take the day off." Love the honesty.
@josephjed2008 Жыл бұрын
Take the rest of eternity off, you are gonna die.
@owl5093 жыл бұрын
Drink almost killed the tipsy bartender after just a sip
@henrikmygren3 жыл бұрын
@Capricorn Goat Same😅
@spookyreaper17023 жыл бұрын
This drink is gonna be amazing to drink 🤣
@henrikmygren3 жыл бұрын
@@spookyreaper1702 It better be amazing because it also looks lethal🤣
@lancevigil22793 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!
@josesantiago50553 жыл бұрын
yeah because you're not supposed to mix all those different alcohol drinks together. Plus the alcohol content is still high compared to being a regular drink
@jcb42323 жыл бұрын
I like how he throws one bottle of juice like if it’s going to balance the amount of alcohol he threw in lol
@nath87793 жыл бұрын
It’s just for taste so you’re fooled into going for the second, third etc glass. 😂😂😂
@everyone_is_ur1hater4913 жыл бұрын
@@nath8779 2 Glasses bro 1 sip and your taking the express ticket to the E.R 😂
@martingonzalez36293 жыл бұрын
@@nath8779 that's literally what he just said there's no way you can taste any juice in there. He should have just used some form of concentrate.
@matthewscottshea3 жыл бұрын
When I was younger the magic fix for terrible mixed drinks was Crystal Light Flavor Packs. Those things could make the most alchoholic of drinks dangerously tasty.
@andyphilbeck28683 жыл бұрын
Right
@erd.n3 жыл бұрын
Dragon potion -100 defense -100 attack -100 speed Special effects -fast travel to hospital
i dont know if the "-" was supposed to be minuses or dashes but honestly considering that this is alcohol it doesnt make a difference
@brandonmonaghan30503 жыл бұрын
I think defense should be at 0 cause that grape juice and champagne ain’t doing shit against all that alcohol 🤣🤣🤣
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah2 жыл бұрын
Feel like a single glass of this would probably knock someone out cold
@joshc5613 Жыл бұрын
you feed this to a medieval peasant and they evaporate into dust
@CarolinaSportz8 ай бұрын
The first sip almost knocked him out cold
@fghjkl1053 жыл бұрын
Here, in Russia, we have a similar cocktail. It's called "Well..." (in russian "Штош") The recipe: -30 ml of vodka -30 ml of tequila -30 ml of whiskey -30 ml of absinthe -30 ml of white rum -30 ml of lemon juice Pour it all in highball and stir gently. Then you must take it all in one gulp, say "Well..." and drop down dead.
@invisibilius19783 жыл бұрын
authentic with that russian name huh
@seronymus3 жыл бұрын
I presume this is an Orthodox Christmas feast drink lol
@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.3 жыл бұрын
You have the balls to add lemon juice to a drink that's more than likely a war crime?
@nejkajaryba17103 жыл бұрын
Штош, не только я смотрю видосы с мутными американскими коктейлями
@kyrios03073 жыл бұрын
Well...?
@BarryBruh3 жыл бұрын
at what point does drinking hand sanitizer become healthier than this
@michaellemmons47593 жыл бұрын
a little after the crushed dragonfruit.
@mastersonogashira17963 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to add the dragonfruit for colouring
@Ii-vr1gj3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: alcohol causes more deaths then opiods Alcohol kills far more people then any one drug
@Ii-vr1gj3 жыл бұрын
Other fun facts Alcohol is nerotoxic Alcohol can cause various mental disorders. From phycosis to delirium 1/4 of all suicides in the United States are committed under the influence of alcohol
@luciocenturion66443 жыл бұрын
@@Ii-vr1gj Because its the most consumed drug lol
@jwizdum21033 жыл бұрын
Man puts literally 1 bottle of juice to the 12 bottles of Liquor and has the guts to call it a mixer 😂
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
I mean grammar wise he isn't wrong. Though technically you can call anything that is not the original liquor a mixer...even other liquor.
@knockedkane123 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@selenagamya16123 жыл бұрын
It was more like a rinse
@FecalMatador3 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s okay, he used 4 bottles of champagne as a mixer too 😂
@MarkanVaran73 жыл бұрын
@@FecalMatador tbh champagne isn't an alcohol
@maheshimaheshi3072 жыл бұрын
If this guy drink the whole thing he'd be able to run around the whole country 😂
@jacobwaters96752 жыл бұрын
As a ghost cuz he would b dead 💀
@luiztikei2 жыл бұрын
Inside of an ambulancy
@Imdyinginsideplzhelpme2 жыл бұрын
More like a 10yr coma
@ThatOneMalaysianGuy2 жыл бұрын
Meh,he's gonna be teleported into the realm 7 feets underground
@josephjed2008 Жыл бұрын
Maybe in heaven
@EVERBLACKNYC3 жыл бұрын
That looks like a delicious trip to the emergency room. 😂
@ashleyb22863 жыл бұрын
😆🤣😆🤣I swear! Headaches from hell!
@jamesm77213 жыл бұрын
Looks more like a trip to horizontal land for atleast 48 hours
@kionaofoldstones42633 жыл бұрын
OMG I was thinking this exact thing..
@TheBlackEagleProductions3 жыл бұрын
Then drink it then.😂
@savingpyro3 жыл бұрын
You might as well just go ahead and make a reservation at the hospital.
@wilgrad3 жыл бұрын
Tbh , none of these concoctions seem like something I would remotely enjoy, it’s just fun to watch him make them lol
@gulfcitynd3 жыл бұрын
From a mixing stance yes but not a drinking standpoint
@lt.branwulfram47943 жыл бұрын
Give me a good beer like Pilsner Urquell or Erdinger. That’s all I need. Or maybe even a good stout like Guinness.
@evanulven82493 жыл бұрын
This is something I'd grab one cup of at the start of the party, a sip on for the duration. Especially with all the candy and juice, since I'm not much of a sweet drinker.
@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle3 жыл бұрын
@@evanulven8249 Dude it has so much booze that you wouldn't even notice the sweet. This here is a party killer
@rashoietolan30473 жыл бұрын
@@evanulven8249 easy call
@mcchungles33772 жыл бұрын
The way he shook after he took one sip like he realised what he had created
@frostitheproto86442 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he drank a whole cup lol, his liver won't fail it would melt.
@DinsRune2 жыл бұрын
"You think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created"
@aryapanangsang24972 жыл бұрын
@@DinsRune ?
@KingMurese2 жыл бұрын
@@DinsRune 😦
@ClaudeMagicbox2 жыл бұрын
He shook like that because like any heavy drinker (like myself) when you are off of it for 8-12 hours if you gulp down a gobble of alcohol you do those cahotic head movements (I do them too).
@Ep43682 жыл бұрын
Purple dragon fruit is really good. It’s a little bit more expensive than the regular one you find at grocery stores.
@fernosan2 жыл бұрын
We cultivate it in the backyard (tropical country). The best part is remembering the day after: -why my pee is purple?
@kid_girl_lover2 жыл бұрын
@@fernosan bro feed your pee to the poors 💀
@printezstroman2 жыл бұрын
I thought so. I remember having dragon fruit before but the flesh wasn’t purple.
@SCAR1773 жыл бұрын
2 Sips of The Purple Dragon Cop: Please Step Out Of The Car! Me: I’m Too Drunk, You Get In
@Official_Meshay3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Arri97073 жыл бұрын
Ayo nah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fiesty2153 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@ladyofdistinction223 жыл бұрын
Winning comment 😂
@tltalbot20013 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@GeorgeNordstrom3 жыл бұрын
Tipsy Bartender: creates alcoholic drinks so strong they could kill a horse Also Tipsy Bartender: "drink responsibly"
@scottpeltier39773 жыл бұрын
One dip of your tongue a week is the only way your surviving this whole bin
@wowfreak103 жыл бұрын
it translates to a legal disclaimer
@-thanawat-82962 жыл бұрын
drink 1 drop then boom
@cmunee89353 жыл бұрын
For a lower proof (and in my opinion more drinkable) version, switch the gin out with one more white grape and one purple grape juice, then switch the champagne with elderflower soda. Still potent, still purple, way less liver damage. -edit- we made the purple dragon version at a homie's Halloween party and had to cut it with sprite because it wasn't very good. Next party we did the above version and it turned out way better, hence the post.
@mystic56253 жыл бұрын
thank you 🙏
@piffe3 жыл бұрын
@Grey Knight no, ethanol is ethanol
@c0rpster4623 жыл бұрын
@Grey Knight no dude it's all alcohol
@arielmatiauda51103 жыл бұрын
@Grey Knight ever drank a long island iced tea? has almost the same with coke, mixing is ok, mixing correctly is the tricky part
@DoctorMagoo1113 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say - by the time he opened the gin, I felt my liver crying and I love my alcohol. Although, with that said, I'd probably keep the gin and cut one of the other alcohols (maybe the vodka. I love gin).
@PotatoMcoc2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a kid at a party seeing that and drinking it thinking its koolaid with fruit in it 💀
@unabhangigenachrichtensh72962 жыл бұрын
Whats the problem with it?
@Flarizel2 жыл бұрын
@@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 Kid will be knocked out cold in one sip.
@Yute012 жыл бұрын
@@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 There's tequila in there 😅
@omkarshendge54382 жыл бұрын
@@Yute01 there's more than that in it 😂
@Yute012 жыл бұрын
@@omkarshendge5438 Well ofc, you get the point though...
@TCG97773 жыл бұрын
"My whole life flashed before my eyes. I saw the future." Does this legend live in the past?
@andreamarotta6053 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh so hard AHAHAAH
@1LuvMLPFiM3 жыл бұрын
He never lived in the present.
@Linkolite3 жыл бұрын
Seriously though this channel hasn’t changed since the 2010s; the man’’s a dangerous hyper dimensional time warp, clearly on the drink, too powerful
@senpaiasmr38893 жыл бұрын
Schroedingers Fruit Dragon
@MrDarklord9653 жыл бұрын
He's not dead yet, so if be saw his whole life he would also see the future
@ObiJohnKenobi673 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is so helpful in cutting back on return trips from vacations. For example I was drinking this at a party in London and woke up in a clinic in New York with an IV tube in my arm. 10/10 would drink again
@xfrenzerx33072 жыл бұрын
wait fr
@awakenone67162 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no way boy 🤣🤣
@xfrenzerx33072 жыл бұрын
@@awakenone6716 lmao
@GreenEyedPsycho2 жыл бұрын
Now that’s what I like to call fast travel
@XBlade.2 жыл бұрын
Pog
@luliu45723 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! We actually see him taste testing his mix on camera.
@dismalrealms35873 жыл бұрын
Ya straight from the bin, looked like it tasted like crap too haha
@ItsJared___3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he used to always taste test but I think KZbin has been demonetizing/flagging videos that show alcohol consumption unfortunately.
@youcenon3 жыл бұрын
I was suppose to say 😂
@timbalandj3 жыл бұрын
he used to taste all the creations it seems like over the last year or so he stopped tasting the drinks which defeats the purpose of knowing how strong something really is or if the taste or flavors will meld correctly...
@Bricksgaming7103 жыл бұрын
Just go back to the video just before this one and he tasted the nuclear Whitney that I made in submitted
@Danielson18182 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna pretend that one little bottle of grape juice changed anything?
@The-NightHawk7072 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@raydromeda37772 жыл бұрын
Subtlety is everything 🤣
@soxpeewee Жыл бұрын
Added some sweetness lol
@MaxGaming-gp6ij Жыл бұрын
I mean, it did to some degree. Instead of putting you in a coma in 10 seconds, it puts you in a coma in 10.5.
@CarolinaSportz8 ай бұрын
He did...
@casperrabbit72542 жыл бұрын
This feels like the adult version of mixing all the soap and shampoo as a kid to make a magic potion 🤣
@collinterry7022 жыл бұрын
Fax
@SAINTxSZN2 жыл бұрын
I've never done that
@Enisss2 жыл бұрын
@@SAINTxSZN i did.
@abigbutterstick17802 жыл бұрын
This is a magic potion alright
@ARTinDECAY2 жыл бұрын
At least I know I’m not the only one
@tuck09283 жыл бұрын
This is the sort of thing you use to disinfect a wound at a rave so that you still match the color scheme.
@bobbysworld2819953 жыл бұрын
Beautifully put
@Austin_Soares2 жыл бұрын
That's a brilliant idea, I heard raves can get outta hand on occasion.
@jdavis115762 жыл бұрын
🤣
@IO-ng7ye2 жыл бұрын
The dragon potion (Useable) -sugar rush -heart beats at 100bps -quickly become crippled When using the dragon potion, there is a 2/3 chance you will immediately die
@ginga-chad55562 жыл бұрын
Well at least it gave you +120% agility +20% speed +chaos mode enable let you used ur mana and stamina infinitely And +50% chance to grow a tumor in your liver 💀
@noahhenderson31642 жыл бұрын
I was about to say 100bpm isn't that fast when I realized you wrote bps omlawd 💀💀💀
@RumblingStarter2 жыл бұрын
Dragon Potion -------- + 100% Strength + 100% Speed + 100% Stamina regen - 50% Health - 25% Defense All for 1 minute After 1 minute, - 50% Speed for 10 seconds + 25% Defense for 10 seconds After 10 seconds, Stats go back to normal --------------------- 2/3 Chance to die when consumed.
@merzarino2 жыл бұрын
I like that he added “drink responsibly” after he took the first sip, as if the subtext being “don’t try this at home”
@Mater_Lachrymarum3 жыл бұрын
So we’re just out here straight killing people now? 😆
@christophercurtis93923 жыл бұрын
Bruh...
@marg6263 жыл бұрын
FR 😂😂😂😄
@mythydamashii99783 жыл бұрын
I can feel these killing people other than "diabetes" food
@Normaldude4443 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO FR
@marg6263 жыл бұрын
Dude he mixed all of that with only one little thing of grape juice 🤣😂😂
@alexsawyer603 жыл бұрын
thank god, he's actually tasting the alcohol this time. Now he has no excuse to make nuclear molotov juice and just let the masses find out if their liver will shut down after a swig.
@Gol.DRichOfficial3 жыл бұрын
I’m dead asf 🤣🤣
@herrforehead37453 жыл бұрын
I mean if you this shit nad decide it's a good idea, how fucked are your survival instincts
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
@@herrforehead3745 Dude humans invented alcohol , opiates , and sky diving as a past time...our race's survival instincts are already questionable.
@OneHunnitNoCapStannitOnBidnisz3 жыл бұрын
Comments about liver are dumb, liver can take way more than u idiots think
@JokersRWildStudios3 жыл бұрын
The dragon fruit is like 1% of the actual drink.
@deathmatch6923 жыл бұрын
Nah 😂 The fruits in the drink are now alcohol. Hey
@deeznutz27172 жыл бұрын
Its probably 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 percent dragon fruit and juice
@NiksGMD2 жыл бұрын
The fruit is used to dye this contraption
@joselazo68402 жыл бұрын
But 100% of the color
@norasyikinali62832 жыл бұрын
It's natural food colouring
@cnxlee_694202 жыл бұрын
"when you drink this,you need a day off..." Somehow I have a feeling he's right.
@susiesan2 жыл бұрын
"when you need the rest of your life off"
@jayantsudhakar4600 Жыл бұрын
I doubt after one round he can even reach her phone :-)
@TasharaMay3 жыл бұрын
I can feel the hangover just from watching this 😂
@yuri014153 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know your best friend who's getting married tomorrow is missing, there's a tiger in the bathroom, and high chance a Chinese mob boss is naked in the trunk of a car 🤣
@woozy32243 жыл бұрын
Fr🤣
@krimezofkolor46833 жыл бұрын
Like fr it’s the throwing up for me 🤮
@woozy32243 жыл бұрын
@@krimezofkolor4683 trueeee
@revan_mr89843 жыл бұрын
@@krimezofkolor4683 after drinking that concoction, throwing up is the least of your worries 🤣😂
@Chh09102 жыл бұрын
This probably isn't good for your health just like the other comments are saying, but it's really fun to watch. Like when as kid pretending making deadly potions out of soap or something
@dodo28292 жыл бұрын
Yh lol, i used to do that stuff just to see what happens lol.
@LegXacy2 жыл бұрын
Woah i used to do that too, i remember making a bug spray out of dissolved vitamin pills, alcohol and muscle rub lmao
@pritampatil46692 жыл бұрын
Yoo😂😭
@ZaMuncher642 жыл бұрын
Soap? I wasn’t aloud to use soap so I used baking soda🥲
@austinperry5452 жыл бұрын
Jungle juice has never been good for the health and almost always results in people blacking out lmao. I think being so strong and sugary from the fruit is kinda the concept
@Dragosprite3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't kidding when he said the dragon fruit was for the color, because that is literally all it is contributing to this hard liquor bath
@ThatOneMalaysianGuy2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title:how to make a drink that destroy your liver in 3 minutes and 54 seconds
@elizabethlee21363 жыл бұрын
You know you in trouble when "CHAMPAGNE IS THE OTHER MIXER"
@kurtpunchesthings24113 жыл бұрын
Frankly you know how crazy this drink is when champagne is considered a mixer
@stevehodgkins88013 жыл бұрын
The drink that your liver literally jumps out of your body saying, "Oh, hell NO!!!".
@ritabuggthomas26963 жыл бұрын
SCREAMIN FOTFRLMAO ‼️ ‼️
@imhuemankeepURcolorsforcrayons3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hugojaime95653 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment
@wahyurimawan45763 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yash22853 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gitbig3333 жыл бұрын
This guy brings the term "Drinking Problem" to a whole new level
@MostLikelyMortal3 жыл бұрын
As in if you drink this, you’re gonna have a problem
@unknownguyindo43563 жыл бұрын
@@MostLikelyMortal Oh, definitely and literally.
@thomasfisher763 Жыл бұрын
This is amazing! I recently made tub the size of a cooler so I can take to work with me. It's delicious and helps me through the day. As a truck driver you know I'm driving long hours, up and down the interstates and. This right here hits the spot. It might take alot of ingredients but it gets the job done in just one serving, it just takes up alot of space so you have to store it somewhere like on the floor with a long straw connecting to your mouth. That's how I try to be responsible with my drinking and driving , you can't have it sitting in plain view want a cop pulls you over!
@Mr1520083 жыл бұрын
3:14 - Tipsy Bartender: "My whole life just flashed before me eyes" Me: "You're insane. Pour me a glass."
@jamiejunkjournals93163 жыл бұрын
You probably shouldn't even walk when you drink that lol
@imanibradshaw3 жыл бұрын
Best comment hands down
@Outlaw72633 жыл бұрын
Yall act like alchohol tolerance doesn't exist
@revan_mr89843 жыл бұрын
@@Outlaw7263 even the booze God can't tolerate that dragon
@victoryawesomenessgaming58063 жыл бұрын
@@revan_mr8984 🤣😂 he thinks some people have the tolerance to withstand that bastard drink
@revan_mr89843 жыл бұрын
@@victoryawesomenessgaming5806 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
@wat64403 жыл бұрын
"A man presented to the emergency room, high as hell, while constantly shouting *"Yes sir! Yes sir!"* "
@shane_142 жыл бұрын
“ my whole life just flashed before me “😂😂😂😂
@NintendodogsDream3 жыл бұрын
The way he spasms after taking a sip 😂
@kip-ci6lz3 жыл бұрын
its way to strong thats why
@animo21603 жыл бұрын
With confidence. Everything sounds like a moderately good idea
@mielyt1253 жыл бұрын
That probably tastes like gasoline 😭
@TheBlackEagleProductions3 жыл бұрын
Then put it in your car gas tank and tell me if it fills it up.
@Nick2103 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlackEagleProductions why wouldn’t it fill up
@marcusgorfer3863 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlackEagleProductions if vegetable oil works why not this?
@beaver_squeezer42263 жыл бұрын
I died reading ur comment 😂🤣😂🤣 @mielyt because I actually pictured it! 💀
@marcusgorfer3863 жыл бұрын
@Sketcho Fink hell nah
@4islandbeauty2 жыл бұрын
Would never drink his recipes but I love watching people's creativity
@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф2 жыл бұрын
you should watch sincitybartender his recipes are actually good
@StanleyMOV2 жыл бұрын
We call this The Hospital Trip™
@nkosinathingema43702 жыл бұрын
Dude, nice👌
@mohvmmvd.v2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cheefpoker2 жыл бұрын
His reaction when he tries it is exactly what I was expecting. Good lawd. 10 bottles of liquor, 4 bottles of champagne, and 1 bottle of white grape juice. Just wow. 🤣
@Morganaplays2 жыл бұрын
Why does alcohol looks water like
@ryanm21482 жыл бұрын
Hey heartburn I love you
@sandmanlopez99202 жыл бұрын
Ya kinda like Delia 😭
@dannybloom2 жыл бұрын
He used 4 bottles of Champagne as a mixer, legend
@NameName2.02 жыл бұрын
A real reaction - "My body has no control, oh dear god, why am I vibrating"
@tasteless_sandwiches3 жыл бұрын
"wyd after drinking this?" "there is no after once you drink this"
@pocketinfinity67333 жыл бұрын
"The only "after" is the here after"
@__seeker__2 жыл бұрын
3:16 man you’re awesome haha 😂 Keep spreading the love!
@kisamehoshigake9803 жыл бұрын
It's been so long since i've watched tipsy bartender. I'm glad he's back to doing videos live instead of voice over!
@gjoraya3 жыл бұрын
I got everything to make a single serving or two. This should be called "Dragon Unleashed" 😉
@ronishagardner22553 жыл бұрын
😂
@revan_mr89843 жыл бұрын
Or they should just straight up call it the widow maker 😂🤣
@scottpeltier39773 жыл бұрын
@@revan_mr8984 no it’s called “ “ cuz it probs killed you before you could think of a name
@Mystrohan3 жыл бұрын
Can’t help but love how crisp and efficient he is with his movements. Never misses a beat.
@tenishastairpraisegod76482 жыл бұрын
The dragon fruit is vibrant purple color is amazing!💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜
@dw.imaging3 жыл бұрын
@1:00 Skyy John has the power and skill to twist open all the bottles at once.. but he does them 1 at a time on camera to avoid making people feel insecure. So humble. Keep up the great work man!
@Cogstok3 жыл бұрын
2 shots of vodka
@anatoliyatrilvik76603 жыл бұрын
*violent pouring noises*
@Johnof1000Suns3 жыл бұрын
Well, I didn’t know potion of instant harming was a thing in real life. And yet…
@TipsyBartender3 жыл бұрын
This is obviously the potion of night vision, if you know what I mean🤣
@OneEdgyAngerSniper3 жыл бұрын
@@TipsyBartender You sure that ain’t a Potion of Nausea cause I’m pretty sure your vision will be spinning after one drink…
@xyu6102 жыл бұрын
@@TipsyBartender more like potion of double vision
@FreezeNext2 жыл бұрын
I'd say that u gonna need not a simple day off, u gonna need a day of at hospital, and when doctors ask you:"How's that even possible to fall down after a small shot?", u tell 'em a beautiful story about this channel and the whole idea of this cocktail;)
@spesialek2 жыл бұрын
Everything this man makes is a crime against humanity, but I can’t stop watching.
@thejusmar3 жыл бұрын
Dragonfruit -sweet Tequila - grassy/ agave Vodka - nothing Rum - sweet Gin- herbal Triple sec - citrus sugar Grape juice - sweet/tart Champagne - dry Bruh wtf is this thing
@vyvisabastard3 жыл бұрын
something to get you as drunk as possible as quick as possible
@abhaybhatt42863 жыл бұрын
Tbf dragon fruit is not really sweet, it's tasteless as hell. Only has a pretty color
@clothar233 жыл бұрын
@@abhaybhatt4286 Something is seriously wrong with your tongue. Because even a casual glance at Dragon fruit's nutritional information shows a fairly high glucose content , especially in the purple variety. You might want to get a Doc to look at that.
@realAfrican3 жыл бұрын
The Purple Dragon Don't try this at home 💪🏾
@Devin_1273 жыл бұрын
Just got drunk and blacked out watching this 2 months ago just letting you know I just woke up
@soulkeeper35883 жыл бұрын
the face he makes after pouring the champagne is the face I made through the whole video
@berserkxeptron49402 жыл бұрын
🤣
@connerscott3562 жыл бұрын
Fr dude his face like "wtf..is this?!"
@DrAvEn1990 Жыл бұрын
almost made me a dragon started spitting fire when i held a match to my breath
@mattmurphy89423 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: alcohol, a little splash of juice and some gummies. Good luck with that shit lol
@benyseus63252 жыл бұрын
Once we created pure ethanol in chemistry class, it had the most pungent alcoholic smell being 60% more pure than vodka. I just felt to mention this as I don’t even think it compared to this “punch”.
@-thanawat-82962 жыл бұрын
holy
@J0riS2 жыл бұрын
I once tasted absolute ethanol in chem class. My mouth started producing saliva at an insane rate and of course it burned my tongue lmao
@ZoeyTheGSP2 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares about your hs days
@sohummohare63642 жыл бұрын
Pure ethanol is more like a disinfectant, as in, it will literally kill your cells lol. Tastes spicy tho
@marktheshark57332 жыл бұрын
My made jet fuel with dragon fruit
@Lumirayz3 жыл бұрын
Some random friend: Hey Sky! We need a good party Punch! Sky (TipsyBartender): A'ight homeboy, how strong do you want it to be? Friend: Yes. Sky: Say no'more!
@buryat03_rus32 жыл бұрын
Hi! Pls make a cocktail on a Christmas day, i with my friends think about a nice cocktail. Thanks. From Syberian with love:)
@pedropaiva35393 жыл бұрын
Liver: Finnaly a worth opponent
@Nicky_Savage3 жыл бұрын
Our fight will be legendary.
@Poodleinacan3 жыл бұрын
This message is for those who are either too young to drink alcohol, aren't much experienced with alcohol or don't drink alcohol. Those hard alcohols he used are probably low quality, which would mean that they taste VERY harsh and bitter (not the pleasant kind of bitter)... The end product with the juice and carbonated wine would make it a bit more bearable, but not by much. Keep in mind that when you make gin & juice, you don't dilute the juice in the gin, you dilute the gin in the juice. With all this in mind, the tequila would probably be ghastly. The gin might be similar to Beefeater gin and taste a bit diluted (lets hope it's not just mainly juniper berries that flavours it, because it's not gonna help it). The white rum, since it's not aged (and even less aged in wooden barrels) would be quite herbal (not in the sense of herbs, but more like it would have the flavour of greeneries... Eat a handfull of lawn grass and you'll get what I mean) and bitter. The vodka... probably the undrinkable type of vodka. As a comparison, lets say you buy a hamburger but get something with old dry buns and a questionable and tasteless patty. Sure it's edible but it's not gonna taste good or be enjoyable. It'll get the job done of feeding you, though.
@iwantmyfriescrispynotburnt39812 жыл бұрын
Basically the Nasty Patty from SpongeBob
@vergil22 жыл бұрын
Hey chug that shit
@mikedavis1863 жыл бұрын
"You see the colors homeboy?" After one sip... "Yeah, I'm seeing colors alright, is this normal?" 👌 😂😅
@Crowbar12252 жыл бұрын
"I can also smell, hear, taste, and touch colors too."
@latriciamoore8020 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂. Is this normal lol😂
@mikedavis186 Жыл бұрын
@@latriciamoore8020 🤣🤣😭💀
@iamapotato.8525 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that a shot of this and I'm good for half a day.
@Excapepath3 жыл бұрын
When he went to taste it I was gonna call bs on whatever he said it taste like, expecting him to say something good about it, but he was definitely accurate with reaction lmao 😂
@Gol.DRichOfficial3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@grahamyodude3 жыл бұрын
YES. MORE BIG CONTAINER JUNGLE JUICE MIXES JUST LIKE I WANTED. YOURE THE BEST BRO.
@emanionasile50182 жыл бұрын
*Takes a tiny sip of The Purple Dragon* *Vibrates* “My whole life just flashed before my eyes.”
@deep75442 жыл бұрын
the only way to drink that responsibly is in your pajamas on the couch. you serve that at a party and you might end up in jail
@sammyderrick86582 жыл бұрын
I don't drink but this is just fantastic to watch.
@chafimohamed91892 жыл бұрын
im muslim drunking not allowed and our relegion ita for that i dont drink
@vgmaster9 Жыл бұрын
I'll just drink one bottle of beer for the day, whether it's lager or ale.
@DaeceJ2 жыл бұрын
Ok, so the recipe is: "Everything + purple" Got it.
@the_real_swiper2 жыл бұрын
The student: "Give me the biggest, cheapest, alcoholic drink you have!" The bartender: "Here we go!"
@1991DodgeShadow2 жыл бұрын
Calm down bender
@pepitogrillo9353 жыл бұрын
Awesome!!, im a school bus driver and a couple cups of this every morning before work help me get through the day. :)
@youngfella752 жыл бұрын
What do you do with all that when you're done making it? Do y'all drink or does it get tossed??
@dontecooper64792 жыл бұрын
Gives it out to the homeless.
@kevintakeda28293 жыл бұрын
"My whole life just flashes before me" got me laughing! That concoction must be really good in person. Gonna try it one of these days when I host party.
@dragonfruit88303 жыл бұрын
Please don’t like actually don’t do this
@bamboozledbamboozler3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I hope this is a joke. That shit probably tastes like hand sanitizer and like..... jfc that's too much
@EckRD2 жыл бұрын
It won't be a party when everyone is down n out. 🤣
@andrewdreasler4283 жыл бұрын
"That'll pick you up." "And lay you down." Dood, I was feeling tipsy just LISTENING to the ingredients.
@nobodyknowsforsure3 жыл бұрын
*me takes sip* *Wakes up out of the matrix* "Wha-what happened??" Morpheus: "The only way to break people out of the matrix is for them to drink a drink so powerful that it overloads the system..."
@m-a9212 жыл бұрын
I saw his eyes change right after he drank a bit. I feel how it makes him feel right there.
@MrMickmenPL3 жыл бұрын
In Poland we have a drink called "kociołek Panoramixa" which means "Panoramix's cauldron" and u make it basically mixing every liquor or alcoholic drink you can find. And you don't put any juice or candy or fruit in it. After one glass you have a real dragon breath
@jont25763 жыл бұрын
U know that's how they brew magic potions back in the 13th century.
@JrRanger253 жыл бұрын
That looks strong AF 🤪
@ronishagardner22553 жыл бұрын
Looks? Lol it is I promise 😂
@Jani283 жыл бұрын
@@ronishagardner2255 it is super powerful, especially with the champagne!
@brainlopez44643 жыл бұрын
2 bottles of gin 😂
@FreddieMercurytheSharkWrestler3 жыл бұрын
Dude forget looks, it is. Mans made a Long Island with the whole ass bottles but with added champagne essentially. One sippy cup of that and you’re drunk I guarantee.
@ronishagardner22553 жыл бұрын
@@FreddieMercurytheSharkWrestler not a zippy cup 😂
@pizzapanretta1517 Жыл бұрын
i know bro felt hell fire when he took a sip
@seshjuan420693 жыл бұрын
I love his accent, and the way he keeps saying 'yessir' lol
@Andre-im7eq3 жыл бұрын
He’s trini …from Trinidad
@kaiso20023 жыл бұрын
@@Andre-im7eq Hes bahamian
@TheRebellefleur273 жыл бұрын
@@Andre-im7eq He's from The Bahamas boo
@arielrodriguez31292 жыл бұрын
This will have a whole house leaning sideways! Purple Dragon going be the last name you remember 😂😂😂
@kitteekittee40102 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@latriciamoore8020 Жыл бұрын
Lmao😂
@kodakflaps82673 жыл бұрын
I don’t even like drinking but I can’t stop watching every concoction this man makes! It’s mesmerizing 😅
@diamondcowart10003 жыл бұрын
Literally me 😭 the drinks looks sooo good
@julijapaulauskaite5055 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I remember when I saw this one on tumblr, was fascinated ever since. Mister, you are crazy and I love that for you.
@lymb39142 жыл бұрын
Look, I'm in recovery, so I wouldn't ever drink this, but I really want to make it for a group of friends and just watch them drink cup after cup, not realizing they're basically slurping down straight spirits, and just see what comes up! :D PS - "My whole life just flashed before me!" made me laugh out loud, for real! You're such a great personality, Tipsy, don't ever stop being you! ^o^
@waffale80862 жыл бұрын
So you basically just want to see your friends kill themselves?
@Crowbar12252 жыл бұрын
After they're done slurping straight spirits, you just may see their spirits rise up to the heavens above.
@kenneeh15133 жыл бұрын
i had a laugh attack at his reaction. my guy was going through immediate liver failure
@xxD1ABL03 жыл бұрын
“i saw the future ok” at that very moment i died laughing.
@dahhmlife2 жыл бұрын
They should call it "A Tour of the Bottom Shelf." I can feel the headache.