3 things: 1. That kid was so ON POINT with his Taiwanese. Cutest shit ever! 2. You said 厚 for the 米苔目,I think you meant to say 粗 which is the same word "thick" in English. That had me LOL! 3. I grew up in the city but spend all vacations in the countryside. I would slide my way down the muddy hills at your kid's age. Maybe let them try that this time then you wife won't have to take care of them?