Tl;dr Of Every METAL Genre

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[@zeldamage001]

I find it unironically amazing how such an amazing musician can make such horrible, music related content. Keep it up!

[@hashbiasshate8904]

Rudy ayoub vibe check passed

[@RustingPeace]

@@hashbiasshate8904 rudy ayub is actually nothing compared to a certain german youtuber that basically makes videos like rudy but since multiple years 😅😅 while also looking himself for 10sec at the end of the videos

[@zakguitar2359]

@@RustingPeace farvann?

[@Cthulhu_Awaken]

@@RustingPeace WIR, SHOULD HAVE WON ZE WAR! 😈

[@user-fv9er3by5n]

I actually like it

[@CTDsbd]

Thrash: Drunken fast riffs Death: blast beats growls Trad: your dad’s playlist Doom: trad but high Power: fatguy on mountain Deathcore: chug and squeal Black: people onlytalkabout secondwave Prog: 20 minute solo Djent: just Downtuned prog Industrial: hasta Lavista baby Goth/alt: sex music sex Metalcore: tight jeans yes Groove: just redneck thrash Symphonic: opera over metal Melodeath: death but epic Nu: did it forthenookie Folk: stage role play Hair: trad but std Grindcore: I’m very impatient

[@eamonahern7495]

That is the best 3-word summary of all metal sub-genres I have ever seen‼️👌

[@reythin562]

TIGHT JEANS IS SOOOOOO FUCKING ACCURATE I HATE IT

[@yobrethren]

sex music sex though, legit

[@Ekii2]

I did it all for the nookie cmon

[@PlaceHolder994]

The trad one is so accurate lmao. Traditional metal is a good chunk of my dad's playlist. Also, as a metalcore fan I say: Tight jeans no

[@ST0NE_206]

I need more of Mr. Beanley shouting random things into his mic lmfao

[@zakthewack]

The groove metal one had me laughing for at least a solid 30 seconds

[@mgs1170]

"Soundtrack to wife beating" Also see; country music.

[@darkstar19]

Me too lad 😂

[@chaseywoot]

@@mgs1170 See also: John Lennon discography

[@squibblez2517]

My favorite part was that it's just straight Lamb of God

[@Threxer]

Ever since the LOTR video Beanley was never the same.

[@nescaudrummer]

Thrash: Speed Eminor Slayeeeeeeeeer Death: Gore Blast Beats Trad: Leather Epic Solos Doom: I Wanna Die Power: I Play D&D Deathcore: Thigh Pants Breakdowns Black: Satan Is Good Prog: 9/8 10 minutes+ Djent: 0 0 Meshuggah Industrial: Machines Factory Deutschland Goth/Alternative: Kill Me Please Metalcore: Clean Scream Breakups Groove: Chug Beer Riffs Symphonic: Classical Aggressive Orchestra Melodeath: Swedish Moody Metal Nu: I Play XboxLive Folk: Folklore Music Epic Hair: Girls Girls Girls Grindcore: Short Aggressive Diarrhea

[@kanvolu]

Short aggressive diarrhea is quite precise

[@manfredmar]

*Good Satan Lad* Yes, that is Black Metal

[@CooperAATE]

That might be the best one tbh

[@SuicidalGrind]

As a Swede I can confirm, I always use my juicy Swedish Meatballs when making Melodeath.

[@CM-cp6ce]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Derfla8888]

I also can confirm

[@karstenhammerhansen]

As a Dane in Norway I also use juicy Swedish Meatballs, and for most applications

[@_yakinthi_nightcrawler_947]

As a power metal fun I can relate :"(

[@jazzcat969]

why the sad face tho we're proud ey

[@txhellrazor4765]

As a groove metal fan, I can relate 😎

[@_yakinthi_nightcrawler_947]

@@jazzcat969 Hmm you are right

[@jonathasmarques5725]

It's never too late. Have you ever heard of "one-legged kangaroo"?

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

As someone who's parents are Power Metal fans, I can also relate. They can't though

[@dimi9746]

"Soundtrack to wife-beating" god that caught me off guard XD

[@TonyJuanPailos]

1:17 I almost had a heart attack

[@Sean-Ax]

Thrash: way too fast Death: way too angy Trad: too much leather Doom: way too slow Power: way too happy Deathcore: breakdown salad, whiny Black: too much makeup Prog: emotionally complex, compositionally masterful, virtuosic, thought provoking, mold-breaking pretentiousness... songs too long Djent: not enough djent Industrial: way too German Goth/Alternative: actually don't know Metalcore: whiny, angy, breakdown Groove: too much Anselmo Symphonic: see power metal Melodeath: mellow death lol Nu: juvenile, edgy, insipid Folk: not enough angy Hair: Sexual, intercourse, sexual-intercourse Grindcore: fst

[@NoNameUwUxX]

Industrial: Rammstein xdxd

[@dingleberryhandpump802]

Way too fast? Didn't know there was such a thing.

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

Melodeath is not mellow, it’s MELODIC Death Metal, which just means death metal with a stronger sense of melody- doesn’t make it any less heavy or intense

[@Sean-Ax]

@@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 I know, dude. I just love how "melodeath" spounds like "mellow death".

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

@@Sean-Ax it does sort of sound that way, yes.

[@descendinguniverse]

So apparently Traditional and Groove have more in common than I thought

[@gabrielbarblay8120]

Death: blasts/horrible lyrics Thrash: skank beats/mosh Classic heavy metal: galloping/E standard Djent: chugs/blegh/gear Glam: hairspray/spandex/sex Nu: edge/angst/bounce Black: tremolo/ambience/satan Industrial: synths/low tunning Prog: odd time signatures power: shred/speed/dragons Deathcore: breakdowns/frys/breeeeee Metalcore: screams/whines/riffs Folk: guitars/celtic shit Symphonic: token female singer Groove: no way punk Doom: slow/dark/boring Grindcore: chaos/pig squeals Goth: keyboard leads/makeup Alternative: ow ah-ah ah-ah Melodeath: at the gates

[@remtremb]

Black: sad blast beats Power: happy blast beats

[@johannesberger8641]

Trollhammaren is such a good song, thanks for reminding me that Finntroll exists.

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

Glad I'm not the only one who spotted it!

[@sarahkaroline1550]

Thrash: High-Speed, Political Disengagement Black: Misantropisme i skogene (Misanthropism in the forests) Folk: Elves play metal Metalcore: Breakdowns And Breakups Industrial: Vorsprung durch Sampling (Progress Through Sampling) Gothic/Alternative: Sullen Screams, Cemetaries Progressive: Maths For Musicians Doom: Sustain Beginners' Chords Hair: Maybelline, Mayhem, Music Power: Happiness, Heroicism, C5 ♪♪♪ Symphonic: Metal Meets Classical Djent: 8th-string, palm-muted 000000000s Melodeath: Gothenburg Harmonious Metal (Edit: typing error)

[@TomGalonska]

There are only 3 acceptable words for djent: "DOES IT DJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT?"

[@yzzO-vo4ux]

“Racist dads unite!” 😂😂😂

[@keiko431]

"Power metal: I'm proud virgin" Bruh LMFAO

[@Maniac618]

The symphonic keys had me

[@Lotastic_Films]

This is just brilliant. You're my all time favorite in terms of guitar comedy🤘🎸

[@karstenhammerhansen]

Comedy?

[@AnthroFiend]

As someone who predominantly listens to power and symphonic…”I’m proud virgin” is actually 100% accurate…

[@dancegregorydance6933]

Thrash: We’re Christians, Actually Death: World of Warcraft Trad: Uh… Okay Boomer Doom: Slowmo Black Sabbath Power: Dungeons And Dragons! Deathcore: The Pig Says… Black: Recorded in Shed Prog: Music Major Metal Djent: Messugah Cover Bands Industrial: Kinky German Machines Goth/Alternative: Goth Girl Titties Metalcore: An Architects Riff Groove: Thrash but Slower Symphonic: Classical With Distortion Melodeath: Death With Hooks Nu: Edgy White Teenagers Folk: We’re Actually Pirates

[@mr.echo24]

😂😂😂

[@QuasiRus]

1:55 "Sexualintercourse with goats 👀" - this should have been the thumbnail for the video lmao

[@terretetetito]

Thrash: WE LIVE SOCIETY Death: BRUTAL GORE C*M Trad: LEATHER HIGH VOICE Doom: WE GONNA DIE Power: FIGHT THE DRAGON Deathcore: POSING HAIRCUT WHINY Black: BURN CHURCH DOWN Prog: TECHNICAL WANKERY RULES Djent: ZERO ZERO ONE Induistrial: TOUGH TECHNO ATHEISM Goth/Alternative: SEXY VAMPIRES GLOOMY Metalcore: BREAKDOWN VOCAL CHORDS Groove: RACIST MACHO BIKER Symphonic: OPERA EPIC AHHHHHHHHHH Melodeath: BRUTAL BUT SENSITIVE Nu: HATE MY FAMILY Folk: TRADITION BEER LAD Hair: ANDROGYNOUS PARTY ANIMAL Grindcore: ALL COPS BASTARDS

[@mitochondriaman4798]

I'm only doing my favorites: Death: angry gore noises Black: ALL HAIL SATAN Thrash: only blackened thrash Heavy: not heavy enough Folk: violins go brrr Power: dragons swords knights

[@mgrocki]

DRINKING THE BEER 🤣

[@paranormal_0410]

Alternative: Depression, Pain, Drop C

[@manocornuta]

It's time for your medication, Mr. Hall Muahahahaha! It's a madhouse Or so they claim It's a madhouse Oh, am I insane?

[@gazsharpe3871]

MOAR ANTHRAX

[@manocornuta]

@@gazsharpe3871 😎🤘💪🤘

[@keeper0ffire]

Industrial: Nanomachines, son

[@markdemars7648]

Death: In your face Thrash: Into the pit Traditional: Bang your head Djent: Brown note anyone? Hair: Glam and girls Nu: One for rappers Black: Welcome to Hell Industrial: You push it (Because of Static X. In other words, for Wayne Static.) Prog: Petrucci and Rush Power: Three hammers high Deathcore: Growls and bangers Metalcore: Cleans and harshes Folk: Metal with violin Symphonic: Chorus and symphony Groove: Texas metal baby! Doom: Slow and steady Grindcore: A Napalm Death Gothic: A woman's spotlight Alternative: Simple but effective Melodic death: Children Of Bodom (Because to honor Alexi Laiho or more commonly known to me as the Jimi Hendrix of melodic death metal.)

[@gazsharpe3871]

"SEXUALINTERCOURSE" as one word has absolutely ended me. I don't know why.

[@Devbystereo]

0:26 I did not see that coming at all

[@TTWackyDog]

Treebeard's soothing voice followed by that grindcore shredding just made my day.

[@Behemoth138]

Dude your content has been so good lately

[@deanc5871]

Next you should do this with specific bands. Keep up the good work! 🤘

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Thrash: Thrash or Die Death: Horror Movie Soundtrack Trad: Air Raid Sirens Doom: Time To Sleep Power: Tingle of Metal* Deathcore: Pig Noises Intensifies Black: Sacrificed Satan's Balls Prog: No Short Songs Djent: Groovy Jazz Core Industrial: Neu Deutsche Harte Goth/Alternative: Not A Phase Metalcore: Breakdowns, Beatdowns, Moshing Groove: What Djent Worships Symphonic: Actually A Keyboard Melodeath: What Metalcore Worshipped Nu: Avant-Garde Metal's Brother Folk: Local Mythology Bards Hair: Sex, Drugs, Shred Grindcore: Fuck Your Ears * For clarification: By this I mean it's like Tingle from the Zelda series where everyone but North America likes it.

[@e_n_t_i_t_y_8_6]

0:47 is my fav riff

[@RustInPeace1990]

For me, thrash metal is “YEAHHH”

[@Branana_manrama]

God you broke me with the symphonic and groove. That shit was too funny!

[@pureviolet2742]

1:28 this is my new ringtone

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Beautiful* *Bradley* *Hall* 😉

[@geod6338]

Oh next time I'll listen to groove metal as well thank you

[@atanatokosmiki216]

Black metal: "misanthropic" trendy boy.

[@viniciustsugi8007]

I am trying not to wake up my neighbours as I'm literally screaming, not just laughing.

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

Djent: Speak binary code? Death: GIMME DA COOKIE!!!! Black: Meme energy videos Trad: Everything starts here Deathcore: Pig squeals intensify Metalcore: What? Guitar solos? Prog: Math teacher band Grindcore: Slow? What's that? Groove: Dance all night Thrash: Bullet belts cool Goth/Alternative: Selene from Underworld Nu: Rollin' rollin' rollin' Symphonic: Female vocalists rise Industrial: Volkswagen gut, ja? Doom: Speed? What's that? Hair: Metal for clubbing Folk: Hurdy gurdy madness Melodic death: My personal drug

[@pma832]

"Don't be hasty" got me not gonna lie

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

“Soundtrack to wife-beating” 😂omg dead!

[@haleyw5677]

i was waiting the whole time for melodeath and you did not disappoint

[@ddawg3230]

Doom = Different versions of Black Sabbath

[@onerandombruh]

I'm pretty sure Bradley did a lot of planning before this video.

[@irishjoe9195]

If it’s ever possible it’s The great Bradley the Wise to do it!

[@voronOsphere]

2:18 Doom "Don't Be Hasty...."

[@mattchu9236]

Very accurate

[@dragroch5536]

"Good Satan Lad" We really need a british black metal band.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

I like how you took the time to animate that little dude on the screen to jam in time!

[@scrbchrm0]

i didn't notice that until i read your comment!!

[@Jugs.in.persev]

The riffs were tight asf

[@JustKeener]

Steamed Hams! That's what I call hamburgers.

[@martijnkooiman3282]

I died of laughter when I heard the power metal one

[@jacobmadaffari5420]

That melodeath one was so At The Gates it hurts, absolutely nailed it

[@swaggygangp]

As a comedian and a not-so-good guitarist I've gotta say it... I love you man

[@antonfriberg4964]

Bradley always seems so happy when playing folk metal😂

[@themanonguitar3398]

Is anyone else getting the Varg reference at 0:07

[@AlexKpp]

I laughed too hard on this one hahahaha, LOVE IT!

[@weeoth8380]

i feel like he's most funny when its unintentional which is great

[@çağlarboyusavaşmüziği]

you really made me laugh man you got humor skillzZz

[@the404error7]

Alternative to Grindcore: LITERALLY. JUST. NOISE.

[@weeoth8380]

you're making me wanna get into metal

[@dvmpld9103]

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[@48schecter]

Doom: Don’t Be Hasty Grind: *DO* Be Hasty

[@tjhunter9787]

Power Metal: RAISE MY SWOOOOOORD

[@juansohn6761]

2:33 *nerd emoji activated* Goth is not a subgenre of metal but of rock. It is, so to speak, the spiritual successor of post punk. The gothic in gothic metal is not goth but refers to gothic in the literary sense.

[@damir5581]

Hurray! This format again! I love and look forward to new nutshells!

[@Markimations2008]

Love your videos man, keep ‘em coming! 🇬🇧 🔥 🎸

[@cobrasys]

The Symphonic Metal one made me have to pause for a solid minute. When I tell you I was WHEEZING. 😂😂😆😆

[@doum89]

Symphony totally killed me

[@fueledbypaintwater]

I know right. I was half expecting badly done operatic vocals, but the dying noises got me.

[@stygian-hollow1573]

Thrash: SPEEDY ANGRY ALCOHOLICS Death: low-end without bass Trad: that-one-friend who doesn't-explore-any-further Doom: nice production quality! Power: music for D&D Deathcore: BREEEEEEE REEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEE Black: murder & chill Prog: no touching grass Djent: meshuggah fucking rules Induistrial: JUICY GERMAN MEATBALLS Goth/Alternative: WAKE ME UP Metalcore: duplantier vocals miitosis Groove: PANTERA FUCK YES Symphonic: less complex neoclassical Melodeath: LOVE IT MUCH Nu: Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma GO Folk: shouldn't work, but... Hair: groovy1980s exclusive! Grindcore: (start) RAH (end)

[@BrOdY...]

Good Satan lad had me rolling 😂😂

[@lukebramer3283]

Here’s mine, but I’ll do them in sentences Death: if you don’t use blast beats you’re a sellout Thrash: what do you mean you can’t trem pick? Traditional: If you don’t listen to Judas Priest you can’t call yourself a “real metalhead” Djent: yeah, I can read binary Hair: your description was adequate beanley Nu: what if we rapped the lyrics? Black: goat is for me? *blushes* Industrial: your description was adequate beanley Prog: dude I love calculus! Power: you wanna play Elden Ring later? Deathcore: DICKIE ALLEN IS KING!!!!! Metalcore: Bass? Why? Folk: your description was adequate beanley Symphonic: what if we were power metal but less fun? Groove: yours was adequate beanley Doom: no, I don’t have anything to do today Grindcore: what if our album cover looked like SPAGHET Goth/Alternative: your description was adequate beanley Melodeath: SVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEDENNNNNNNNN!!!!

[@JubaDeMetalAlumínio]

1:27 Accurate.

[@jussi-pekkalaakko8768]

Damn bro you crazy, love it. You got a sub.

[@HorseloverFat1984]

I completely lost it at "I'm proud virgin"

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

Prog:big Brain Time

[@JimmyS.25]

"I did a video recently which went well and I didn't have a nervous breakdown at all." You're a genius mate 😂

[@emperordraygon]

Missed perfect opportunity for hair metal: Girls Girls Girls

[@Zelemetal]

Best video yet

[@evanmadginmusic4477]

Howling with laughter at this, what a video

[@theconqueror12]

The uncut guitar string really adds to the video. 10/10.

[@intrinzikritik]

Pure Freaking Genius

[@polibix]

Every metal genre but its your non-metalhead aunt: Thrash: Is that metallica? Death: Is that metallica? Trad: Is that metallica? Doom: Is that metallica? Power Is that metallica? Deathcore: Is that metallica? Black: Is that metallica? Prog: Is that metallica? Djent: Is that metallica? Industrial: Is that metallica? Goth/Alternative: Is that metallica? Metalcore: Is that metallica? Groove: Is that metallica? Symphonic: Is that metallica? Melodeath: Is that metallica? Nu: Is that metallica? Folk: Is that metallica? Hair: Is that metallica? Grindcore: Is that metallica?

[@eumesmo71]

Wake me up part was so accurate lol

[@titanic21]

I miss tech death and avantgarde metal but I must say that I believed during every single example you were absolutely nailing it spontaneously. Who TF needs a script if they can improvise like that?

[@alexandrbatora9674]

1:00 "Stop Watching Porn"

[@Angelus_mortuus]

Will he? Let’s find out 🧌🧙🏻‍♂️

[@Mobula2001]

Industrial - rip and tear black - nokia speaker quality death - gore speed growl

[@LesterMitchell]

Drinking the beer 😂

[@vincentbondeezy7165]

Death-blasting, tremolo, grrr Prog- 20 minute songs

[@anttikettunen8601]

Finntroll - Trollhammaren Cannot unhear

[@Adamadam-ku9iq]

2:33 Eyo this kinda slapped ngl

[@Lucasclaeyssens]

NWOBHM: E.. C... D... E...

[@bbussey1967]

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