To Be A Man - Holy Musical B@tman - Starkid

Lyrics:
Superman:
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might
Batman:
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night
You're such a sycophantic suck up.
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man.
Superman:
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Behind the cape and the cowl.
Batman and Superman:
Fuck you!
I'm gonna kick your ass
Fuck you!
I'm taking you down
Fuck you!
You want to be the man,
You've got to beat the man.
I'm gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.
Batman:
I've learned a lot about life
Since I got me a bro.
Superman:
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable.
Batman:
You're only jealous man,
It's so obvious, so clear.
Superman:
Me with a sidekick, come on!
Batman:
I've got one for you right here.
Batman and Superman:
Fuck you!
I'm gonna kick your ass
Fuck you!
I'm taking you down
Fuck you!
You want to be the man,
You've got to beat the man.
I'm gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.
Superman:
All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the Batmobile, the bike, the plane.
But you can't grappling hook me
Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw!
Batman:
You look cool in your tights
For an alien dick
I got some kryptonite tonight
I'm onto your shtick.
Fuck you!
Batman and Superman:
Fuck you!
I'm gonna kick your ass
Fuck you!
I'm taking you down
Fuck you!
You want to be the man,
You've got to beat the man.
I'm gonna show you what it means to be a man, man.
I own nothing in this video!

[@leakinbrolly2379]

Batman vs Superman- Mean Girls Edition

[@porge_tbw3641]

LeakinBrolly thank you

[@jakeflemming]

I am a man of justice I am a man of might I am a man of vengeance I'm talking into your mic.

[@lisettegold7040]

it's 5am and i'm actually crying

[@Swimsalot123MC]

I don't get it.

[@chrisharrison5505]

@@Swimsalot123MC neither do I

[@pharmannie]

@@chrisharrison5505 During the musical Batman was so close to Superman that he was singing the part to Superman's mic

[@chrisharrison5505]

@@pharmannie ohhhhhhhh

[@riverpark4400]

I won't be able to watch Superman vs Batman with a straight face

[@mayfinn5496]

Same

[@tictac4063]

Bella Park this was better that that movie let’s be real

[@localcthulhu3081]

tic tac Yup it was you’re not wrong

[@mayfinn5496]

you guys realize they actually predicted batman vs superman (but this one is sooo much better than the movie)

[@turtle5578]

I think this part is based on the comic: The dark knight returns where the president ordered superman to take down batman for political reason and bat ended up winning.

[@blue_jayde7069]

Then you could also argue they predicted that one Lego Batman movie

[@elijahedwards5140]

My friend you have it all mixed up The writers saw this musical and was like this is mine now

[@pixelraid5742]

weirdly enough there's a Tin Can Bros mini movie about that movie called Flop Stoppers

[@Croissantsss]

Captain Shang be like: Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? YOU WANNA BE THE MAN? YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THE MAN. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN, MAN!

[@KingArthurFan]

Can anyone else imagine them singing this in the studio? How did they do it without cracking up?

[@tricksters1997]

gotta love Brian's intense hip thrusting at 1:34

[@JewelBurns2000]

I can sense the sexual tension lol

[@leadingladynicole1959]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate the way Brian says "what" at 2:25? 😂

[@WhiteTiger950]

How about the pretty legitimate sounding fear in the *uck you at 2:30?!

[@susanaalmeida593]

This. This is what Batman v Superman was missing.

[@Iamokaywithmimes]

I think we all know what the real title of this song is.

[@winterelton2442]

ikr I didn't know what it's name was so I had to listen to listen to all the songs to find it

[@ghughes14]

alternate title: “Lupin CAN Sing”

[@onlinesolitaire7899]

​@Echomist13 oh, my head? all right then let's see it, KICK MY HEAD

[@localcthulhu3081]

James Roberts COME ON KARATE CAMP I WANT TO SEE YOU KICK ABOVE YOUR HEAD

[@cyrinmanning6797]

*waist

[@gingercat66]

the way Brian says 'you guys are so... adorable' is so cute

[@camelotcontentviewer306]

Whenever Batsy says "man, man" I hear it as mail man. So "I say you're working for the man, man" sounds like "I say you're working for the mail man."

[@rancidprince3133]

“I’m gonna show you what it means to be a mail man!”

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Haha now I can't unhear it.

[@Kristigirl039]

i love this part in the show. especially when Jim is carrying Brian! lmao

[@ghughes14]

Kristi Lloyd i never knew it was jim! his face was hidden in the recorded version

[@Marie1fyi]

4 dislikes now... Looks like two face made a SECOND set of DOUBLE accounts.

[@mayfinn5496]

LMFAO

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Marie1fyi oh man I love Chris

[@annaliesekunst7181]

okay, but am i the only one who heard batman (i think ???) say something along the lines of "i'll teach you what it means to be a man" in one of the batman vs superhero trailers?? pLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT

[@LadyJuse]

+Annaliese Kunst I heard it too. Coincidence? I think NOT!

[@MoonyFBM]

Batman says in one trailer "It's time you learn what it means to be a man" So yeah.

[@lucywalker4545]

I love at the start when it has a sort of Western theme to symbolise it's going to be war between them both. I love this scene!

[@hero9079]

I suggested this musical to my drama teacher for something to put on next year but i forgot entirely about this song,,,,

[@imsoofreakintired]

I thought I was the only one. I actually searched 'F**k You' and then realized it was called 'To Be A Man'

[@TheEmzBemz]

This is the song that we all want to sing out loud, all the time. But we know we never can!

[@LifeUniverseEveryone]

Batman v Superman sounds great

[@pirategirl102]

this version sounds so much more sensual whats happening

[@chasingmars]

My little brother and I listened to this before playing lawn bowling with my other siblings... Every time we were up, he'd sing "You look good in your tights, for an alien dick!" I would say "Thanks," and "What?" and then he'd throw the ball. If he missed, I'd get up and sing "How bout some kyrptonite tonight?" and I'd throw, and just before it hit, we would scream together, "I'M ONTO YOUR SCHTICK!!!" We got a strike every time. No lie. Thought I'd share that.... :D

[@IndyFilmProductions]

A better Batman v Superman than the actual Batman v Superman

[@allthemakenzie]

You don't have the right to call other people dicks, Joe! XD

[@jenniferd2696]

Parts of this song sound like an acid trip

[@TheChrisManChan]

Better fight than Batman v Superman...

[@butwhyok5715]

probs my favourite song tbh, this scene was just awesome

[@itsabbyjennings1]

this is like my favorite song, but i can't blast it, sing it, or even know it exsists at home :( with my other friends, however, loud singing of this song, sometimes even stage fighting

[@NikoNoniDK]

I love how Batman just say Ow randomly... (it's not random, I know, but you can't see that Superman pwns Batman in the song :P )

[@ameliajames4265]

Did the 'Pow' freak anyone else out when they first heard it? Or just me?

[@MusicInMyMindAndSoul]

I have never heard "Fuck You" in harmony before...

[@slashfilledmind]

It's a shame all the live versions are a lot better. But still, thank you for uploading

[@KittensGoRawr918]

i really wish i wouldn't get in trouble for belting this... because i want to all the time!!!

[@mysticgreg1056]

IMO sounds better in the play

[@ukegirlzoe13]

Lets be honest here: Who else thought the song was called F**k you?

[@elizabethdankert1]

This song is still the best after so many years!

[@dangalvan2484]

Their voices are fucking hot, DAMN!

[@rachelthornton4442]

I'm the only one who envisioned Elphaba and Glinda singing this song?

[@lill1tha525]

Rachie And The Waves well not anymore

[@thewillof.c]

I need to listen to this now

[@aurawarrior1367]

Superman’s panicked “Fuck you!” Makes the whole thing for me

[@kittyhawk3831]

Behind the funny lyrics is a song that actually bops!

[@cass8167]

How bout some KRYPTONITE TONIGHT

[@courtneylachance481]

I'm sooo glad that I got to meet these two after A4B. They are amazing!!!!

[@artemis5151]

so Lupin can sing :)

[@TheBluemist97]

Yeah I do too but the harmonies on the "Fuck yous" on this are really awesome lol

[@jeromerg4]

It's the harmonies on the "fuck you's" that make this song so catchy.

[@GleekCow13]

Best song from Holy Musical B@tman!!

[@kharris2393]

Somehow I can listen to this song many times and still be startled when someone yell-sings "FuCK yOU!!" at me

[@aan0409]

I've been singing this all week xD

[@voldemere11]

I love the "Pow!" xD

[@utterlyminnie]

This is great but I think that Superman's verse goes: the booby traps, the boat, the bike, the plane... after all of your toys amuse me. Anyway, awesome :D

[@LouiseHong]

My Ringtone!!!!

[@Lunablack98]

I bought this album on iTunes and I forgot about this song, my parents don't allow me to say the word crap so I really hope they don't find this song.... Love it anywayXD

[@jackrichardson9663]

4 dislikes? Thanks, Hermione...

[@mayfinn5496]

YESSS

[@omarsalem1219]

17 dislikes now this is all jafar's fault

[@Voldemort489]

Thank Holy Rowling for headphones!!! xD

[@mali-ze5ob]

this is so underrated but its like my favorite starkid musical💔💔💔

[@misanthrobot]

oddly sensual

[@katoutboy]

i prefer the live version its so much better i mean i love it better when its brian and joe doing the harmonies the others just take away from it although i love the pows its hilarious and brians to be a man, man is good too

[@NoahTopper]

Yeah, that's exactly what I searched for, lol.

[@CinziaTwut]

Thank you sosososososo much, I'm going abroad tomorrow and I've been searching for these songs for days... THank you sososoososo much!!!!

[@therandomsiblings1]

I cant wait till they put their new one on youtube

[@ballisticnerd2097]

14 dislikes. Its all your fault, Jafar

[@leximarie1751]

Way better than Batman V Superman

[@LikeaTimeLady]

Yes, i can upload the rest... i'm going to do it now ^^

[@laxbellexmort]

You're right. The lyrics there are a little different in the show, though. They've got the lyrics from the performance listed, it looks like.

[@Kairi767]

Same!

[@weeloveJelena]

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS UP! and the video highlight of the entire musical.

[@ILiveForMusicals]

yeah, mine also. too bad i can't show it to my family 'cause of all the cursing...but, it's still a great song!

[@Meriscolonoscopy]

I've never been so jealous.

[@ratatoskclarke4534]

they are literally in love. boys, lets roll

[@zombieslayer527]

I really wish that i could sing this in front of my parents...

[@jackumonkey]

to be a man is also pretty obvious...they repeat it enough.

[@Sillmanya]

Thank you so much for these!! Can you upload the rest?? I absolutely love them!

[@pink111pinky]

I accidently sung this at school....

[@jmacappy12]

pow.

[@Dak_Artz]

Thought this song was called Fu#@ you for the longest time

[@cristydt89]

True :)

[@annemarieroberts1449]

Lmao 😂🤣

[@cristydt89]

Am I the only one who prefers the live version?

[@tangilu]

2 dislikes? thanks, two face....

[@ShayMcSudonim]

Well, at least they didn't go for the obvious title...

[@LikeaTimeLady]

Thanks, you're so sweet :3

[@Gracehasyoutube]

this is the reason I do that click step down the hallway of my house

[@ASJstar9]

I like your username.

[@LikeaTimeLady]

Mine too

[@triforceofawesome3]

My dad sings this song with me haha (:

[@bananas379]

is this from bandcamp??

[@Rawrilyutube]

who is gonna see this live!

[@ivanasoto7830]

ahahah me too XDD

[@GoGreenCo]

I sing this with my mom.

[@CaitlinAlvarez]

omfg joe i can barely hear you

[@LibertinoGirl]

hehe

[@artemis5151]

i've never seen starship

[@BoBnfishy]

I like the live version better. The inflections were funnier

[@Kenzisa1Blazestone]

Wait...Superman is going around punching people and claiming that he is a man. *giggles* Wonder if they are Linkara fans X3

[@KatieKaitlynz]

Mulan is Kidz Bop compared to this.

[@supersuperstarkidfan]

akward...

[@doglover299]

It's so awkward to sing along to this with your mom nearby xD Can I just..have them both? I'm too attracted to these men who are too old for me that i haven't a chance with because they're just... Gahhhh.

[@pantheraviva]

Me tho