“To Serve Man” Was A Cook Book (The Twilight Zone)

[@ellie-kc4kj]

"it's a cookbook!" Guy with clipboard - "aight imma head out"

[@Human6.0]

I too know the importance of carrying a clipboard!!

[@PaulMaudDib2677]

😂

[@rexx9496]

This is how cows feel when they are in line heading into the slaughterhouse. "Wait, you mean these hairless apes giving us food and water all this time weren't just being nice to us???"

[@chrisk5800]

Factory farms aren’t nice to cows at all

[@zenmaster8826]

Wagyu cows

[@Butterfly_wings45]

@@chrisk5800 it's so sad

[@jesse75]

Cows don't think they are in line to be killed.

[@kingcujo4207]

Yeah except cows aren't smart enough for any of that... Go eat a salad...

[@slackerman9758]

This shows one reason we may not want to contact extraterrestrials 👽

[@Thunda1986]

They might have the same shows and see us in the same way

[@sebastiang7394]

Realistically if we contact aliens they‘re probably thousands of light years away. So it would take them thousands of years just to respond to us let alone send a ship. This is why comparing first contact on earth between different tribed and intergalactic first contact is flawed. On earth everything is just a few weeks by boat apart. So for example why would an alien species invade earth when they‘re probably thousands of planets closer and easier to terraform than to go all the way to earth. The only real risk would be if an advanced alien civilisation would just happen to live on a very close star system like alpha centauri. Which is statistically very unlikely and if it would be the case we would have probably already picked up radio signals.

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

Why not? We can send them all of our fat angry women.

[@Unknown-bq9id]

"I don't think I'll want to come back if I do get there." Oh, you won't have to worry about that, sir...

[@michaelc9128]

Anyone notice right before getting to the ship there is a scale they have to weigh on first...

[@randomaxe662]

Good catch. I wonder if they would reject people who weighed too little, not too much.

[@zach415]

@@randomaxe662they might just fatten them up like they do with Mr. Chambers

[@Human6.0]

ha, lol... I had to take another look....CLASSIC!!!

[@felixmadison5736]

I was ten years old when the first "Twilight Zone" episode aired, ('Where is Everybody'), starring the great Earl Holliman in 1959. This show hit me like a ton of lead! I was hooked for life!! Even at that young age "The Twilight Zone" was what I had been waiting for! Absolutely the greatest show to ever grace t.v. screens. The next day after the latest TZ episode, it's all everyone talked about until the next episode played. It really grabbed everyone's imagination...the people who had an imagination that is. LOL!!

[@TheBlueboy7777]

*Then how old are you now?* Can you please tell me your impression of our technology today...i mean you experience the black and white tv screen, right? (I was born in 1991😊)

[@felixmadison5736]

@@TheBlueboy7777 Our family didn't get a color set until 1966 when I was 17 years-old. A 21 inch Zenith floor model. I pretty much love today's technology, but it comes at such a high price. The internet is used for too many bad things and they are starting to outweigh the good. I just turned 75 years of age on January 17, 2024 by the way.

[@howardmiller5381]

To be sure, some of the recipes were awesomely inspired.

[@3108frank1]

The main alien is Richard Kiel "Jaws" from the Bond movies.

[@tbob8212]

I loved him in Clint Eastwood's Pale Rider

[@steviegaga]

This is an excellent 5+ min synopsis of the original Rod Serling production. I’d give it 2 👍🏽👍🏽 if I could, as I just saw a horrible Zion Lutheran upload of the same play. This really got to the core of the story in an incredibly well-cropped version. Thanks!!

[@Jimmersaunt]

I wonder what would happen if a human said “No thanks-everything is so great here, I’ll just stay home.”

[@kateo8829]

One of the best twists ever

[@PaulFormentos]

The aliens voice always rubbed me the wrong way

[@Jimmersaunt]

“I have diplomatic privileges.”😂😂😂😂

[@JoeyArmstrong2800]

Somewhere everyone is on somebody else's menu. Nobody is ever safe.

[@Beatngu23]

Madagascar cartoon film referenced this episode. "To serve lemur" lol

[@nbuehster]

Two jokes they could have made: 1. He's a humanitarian! (I don't know if that word existed back then.) 2. Since it says "To Serve Man", I guess women are safe. (Alternately, he could have been a woman, who wanted to do away with men.)

[@abrahamlupis9354]

one should show this to the people that demands the renaming of "men" or "sons" on hymns and mottos

[@nbuehster]

@@abrahamlupis9354 "To Serve Humans" maybe? That would be a dead giveaway that it was a cookbook. At least he wasn't Prince, or it would have been "2 Serve Man".

[@Thunda1986]

Man as in man kind, it's non gendered in this case

[@azubliss]

Back then, people weren't so offended like today. "Man" is supposed to mean "mankind" which is to say "humans". But that is an interesting thought you mentioned. Because if the aliens wanted to continue eating humans they would need more of them. So perhaps some females and males would be reserved for breeding purposes before being eaten perhaps.

[@nbuehster]

@@azubliss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

One of the best things ever put on film.

[@2tell99]

Take away tonight dear What would you like! Indian Chinese or Mexican?

[@jesse75]

Aliens like white meat.

[@siuman1124]

No.. blacks...

[@n0msg4u]

1:34 I'm not saying Michael Shannon looks like an alien... but doesn't this alien look like Michael Shannon?

[@curtyeomans8446]

Funny thing is the Kanamits are all played by the guy who went on to play Jaws (the guy with metal teeth) in two James Bond movies in the 70’s

[@Norbingel]

The alien's name in my language means "so delicious". I wonder if someone from here was on the production :D

[@ChuckGarcia-p1j]

Moral of story. If assigned as a flight attendant, always have a clipboard in your possession. That way if a lady screams out it’s a cookbook and “Jaws” is going to stop people from escaping, taking a quick exit with a handy clipboard min hand could save you from being a meal for aliens…

[@WadeJenkins-zm8tq]

To serve man. Katy Perry. In The twilight zone. Copywriter 1990. Jordan or Forest Whitaker. The limits of the imagination..

[@Pavia1525]

They made Sarek the Preparer cry. He slaved in the kitchen to offer a sumptuous banquet.

[@jacqualineq8951]

Jupiter Ascending, human harvest times, are resets? They're telling us earths a farm. Lucky us..

[@Thunda1986]

At least the gave him a nice room

[@queunlimited4779]

Heeey! That's Vincent Price's voice on "Boarding" loudspeaker , isn't it?

[@mudylafeet]

I thought the same

[@lukacunningham342]

I thought that voice was familiar

[@Mr12Relic]

Apparently it's Joseph Ruskin

[@msmith7795]

Notice that NO children are going on the ship...they weren't "meaty" enough👽

[@21stcenturyscots]

Serve man. For me with garlic and onions please.

[@Nostradamus_Order33]

Many of the people around me have earned a ticket as a meal on that flying saucer. 😂

[@marcusmossuto]

Never heard of this episode until a reference by economist Peter Schiff equating the feds role of serving the public to this episode. Hilarious……

[@robmetaldeth1889]

The voice played the evil Genie granting wishes to a shop owner and his wife in another episode.

[@wesleycook7687]

That was a good one. Be careful what you wish for.. What does the " voice"have to do with anything ?

[@SomeDirtInYaEye]

Why is it that one of the worst eras in human history created such a thought prevoking show like w h a t

[@stevegoldstein3402]

I think it was probably the best era in human history.

[@DeadManSinging1]

@@stevegoldstein3402 That's because you're an idiot

[@ellemjay]

not perfect by any means but far from the worst

[@carmacattack3712]

Black Death left the chat.

[@freakyskelebone8572]

Reminds me of my wife

[@catsundre2904]

The aliens?

[@Donathon-f6f]

Doesn't matter the outcome...I'd fly with them anytime... just the voyage would be worth it

[@huebertagapay2869]

Smart Beavis and smart Butthead

[@christopherbako]

Love It!!😊

[@rickmays8868]

It sounds like Vincent Price as flight announcer

[@claywest9528]

Susan Cummings was HOT though!!

[@christopherbako]

Non filter. Pall Mall😊

[@emitlevart7155]

The sheeple will always go first.

[@kevinkinnu341]

Cannibal Aliens This was a type of disclosure

[@DivisiveSnoo]

but if they were cannibals then they would be eating each other

[@andresvasquez7535]

They arent cannibals, they are maneaters

[@nachuelas]

Thanks for the spoiler in the title of the video

[@christophercox8966]

Don’t blame me. I voted for Dr Oz.

[@Beatngu23]

Vincent price?

[@bossedup957]

My favorite episode

[@irish89055]

It's come to our attention that earthlings are tasty

[@jesse75]

I thought it was canibis.

[@saskoilersfan]

This is the way nightmares begin... With truth .. To serve man is the communion of Catholics.

[@oddhouseproduction]

Spicy.. loosh and adrenochrome. 👌

[@emitlevart7155]

yup...3d prison farm full of mindless walking buffets of energy.

[@vidda2000]

I wonder if we could read one of the recipes.

[@randytruthful1790]

They eat humans

[@zerosister9374]

And you think that's not happening ? Only difference , the aliens look just like us . Look up ''Missing 411''.

[@QdogsTruth]

Weren't the victims being abducted and killed by Cryptids like Dogmen Bigfoot ?

[@zerosister9374]

@@QdogsTruth I'm sure they were but who knows how many types of Cryptids there are. Every time I go into the woods, I have an encounter with the Unknown. I do know they are getting here by UFOs and have the ability to disappear. Also, the human-looking Shape-shifting Reptilians are another creature I had encounter with. He's a surgeon and I can prove he is one. His practice is in Lancaster , Pa. "They" are the ones that took over the world! Since 2009, I have not went to the doctors because I was shown they took over the medical field and now look what happened. I try my best to warn people but no one listens to me. There is a nest of them in the surrounding towns. All involved with Freemasonry at the Grand Lodge in Elizabethtown, PA. I am a witness artist and draw everything I see strange and unknown. So far, I've been contacted by 16 different beings from different dimensions. There's a lot to my story but my life is in danger so I have to keep a low profile. The really scary thought about this Twilight Zone Program is how "THEY" are keeping people from moving around and feeding them so they become FAT. Everyone I know is putting on weight. Are we The New Meat?

[@QdogsTruth]

@@zerosister9374 why are these people or reptilians coming after you ?

[@zerosister9374]

@@QdogsTruth "They" are after all of us. I just happen to be a witness put on this earth to tell what I see.

[@QdogsTruth]

@@zerosister9374 oh so I guess God sent you here for a reason.

[@acidpunk7423]

With the ratio of super earths have you ever wondered in our history have we ever been in relay with advanced civilization ?

[@dantrang4198]

pharmaceutical soup !

[@diamondking3421]

Why's the alien take the cookbook to the UN?

[@saskoilersfan]

The holy Bible recipe for communion , is to serve man.

[@timdaugherty4014]

TALKING DOG: Brian Griffin, don't go to the Obama's for dinner. The rest of his new book: "To Serve Dog." It's, ...It's a cook book.🤣

[@saskoilersfan]

So is the Catholics cookbook on communion ..to eat man.

[@timdaugherty4014]

@@saskoilersfan We prefer to call it Soylent Green. Don't tell anyone... LMAO!

[@saskoilersfan]

@@timdaugherty4014 hahaha. The bread and wine are Soylent green instead of human..lol .

[@saskoilersfan]

@@timdaugherty4014 to serve Christians...Catholics.

[@saskoilersfan]

@@timdaugherty4014 the aliens are metaphors for Catholics . The humans are themselves . The wolves in sheep's clothing cookbook. Is the Bible as it explains how to slow cook and smoke human beings. The cross is carried by evil with a good human on the cross dead . Long ago...the cannibals were almost all wiped out . Catholics / cannibals/ euchrests../ those who dine on human flesh. Others saw them as zombies. Those who ate human flesh and hunted , not warred. This world is a dream that's a nightmare you try to get used to. Humans want to eat you. Insects want to eat you. Fish want to eat you . Animals want to eat you. Birds want to eat you. Everything wants to eat you. It's like walking down a street and you can see all the crazies on the streets. This world is mental sick and media's society of lies isn't helping.

[@garyclothier9914]

TRI LIGHT 3'RD EYE YYYY XY Z

[@ashman187]

Keil .

[@justinemv5]

WoaH

[@wesleycook7687]

Duh. You gave the whole thing away with your post title. But I ve seen this so many times, it doesn't matter.. People who haven't won't appreciate it..

[@michaelc9128]

Canamit...aka cannibal

[@gonhunter3994]

No, as they are not humans

[@voornaamachternaam6159]

Can o' meat. What's on the man ewe.

[@eugene-bright]

The Bible is the best cook book ever

[@brianawhittaker8152]

What?

[@mydogsbutler]

I wonder how many that find the idea of a more advanced species eating humans horrific... but then eat steak and bacon.

[@saskoilersfan]

The Catholics holy book is about serving man for communion.

[@larrysmith2123]

Caucasian Delicacy or Sweet Mongol Hairless legs?

[@victoriankambe3070]

In the 60s, it was a Caucasian-only diet 😢 What would happen when word got around that we were mere cattle?

[@jesse75]

Modern man are pacified. I saw a regular fit built man. But his wife was way over weight. I said, " Are you too afraid to tell your wife to eat healthy and lose weight ? ". " Well, when the economy crashes and there's no food around, you can host a block party and barbecue your wife. "

[@saskoilersfan]

Cruxafiction to communion is " to serve man ".

[@saskoilersfan]

In reality , it's about Catholics communion of dining on human.

[@zairnermuller4960]

You are so obsessed with catholics

[@voornaamachternaam6159]

What's on the man ewe.

[@Nostradamus_Order33]

Many of the people around me have earned a ticket as a meal on that flying saucer. 😂

[@Dannysoutherner]

My favorite episode

[@Nostradamus_Order33]

Many of the people around me have earned a ticket as a meal on that flying saucer. 😂