The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge

Cutting Edge from the Brave Little Toaster.

[@dragonbenjimon]

the fact that this song hasn't aged well feels intentional. like, they knew this stuff was on it's way out, and the appliances didn't know they would be trash soon too.

[@thebighurt2495]

Personally, the older appliances are the kind you keep until they break (and can't be fixed), most of the "cutting edge" pieces would get chucked in a few years. A chrome toaster? Dibs. A weird, pole-lamp-light thingy? No thanks.

[@bandombeviews6035]

TheBigHurt 80s appliances were still pretty solid?

[@thebighurt2495]

The old-school appliances here (Toaster, Radio, etc) were more like 50s/60s generation. Computers get outdated and replaced REALLY fast, but a toaster keeps for 20 years. Mind you, that Toaster Oven would be cool, too.

[@rtfly193]

It's ironic, at the very least the toaster, lamp, and Kirby vacuum would likely still be used or passed on to another owner. A computer from the 80's would be in a museum or scrapped

[@kauske]

@Ryan Those old vacs are pretty dusty, so unless you're using it as a garage/shop vac, a modern one would be preferable. But toaster, desk lamp and clock radio are basically beyond obsolescence. The most exiting new development for toasters was adding a setting for bagels. clock radios are basically all the same too, if it has an FM tuner, it would even be good now. Desk lamp is a desk lamp, slap a CLF or LED in it and it's good to go. The computer would be trash in a year or two in the 80's, the Hifi when CD's become mainstream, same for mr boom-box. The early touch-tone phone would be done in favour of cordless and phones with caller ID. Toaster ovens tend to expire fast, same with cheap "As seen on TV" mixers. Blanket though, that little guy is definitely a fire-hazard, probably stuffed with asbestos, and also likely pretty smelly and gross. Electric blankets have a very limited life span due to being hard to launder. That and they used to be very, very un-safely built.

[@Omnywrench]

The older this song gets the more hilariously ironic it becomes.

[@Cole-xq2tl]

Omnywrench now each of these appliances has their own line in "Worthless".

[@SailorJenova]

Lol....yes! Some of those electronics I dont think anyone born after the mid 80s even know what they are anymore! XD

[@Cole-xq2tl]

I was having my little cousin watch this movie and he wanted to know why that piano had a screen (trs80)!

[@13Kr4zYAzN13]

Mmhmm lol

[@Overhazard]

Well, except for the kitchen ones. Electric mixers, food processors, and toaster ovens are still very much still popular.

[@ShadowSonic2]

For those saying this song doesn't work because of how quickly the "new" appliances became obsolete while the older ones are just as good now as they were decades ago... ...That's deliberate.

[@nerdneh132]

it is pretty ironic. The machines from years ago were ment to last... and do. The "modern" machines from this song were actually built to wear out so that you had to go buy more.

[@ElFreakinCid]

Additionally, out of all the "new" appliances, the only one with any value nowadays is probably the computer. Imagine how many retro collectors and techie nerds would want that thing. MAYBE the lamp too, that could still be of value--hell, he's not even really much of a replacement, Lampy's a desk lamp and Purple Guy there is the type of lamp you put on an end table, both are perfectly useable at the same time.

[@Tails92Halcmm]

nerdneh132 Well, things made in the 30s to the 50s were made with the great depression mind set. People wanted things to last. Not now

[@mdudegamer]

+ShadowSonic2 Except maybe Radio. I gotta say I much prefer that stereo. Also, the food processor's pretty neat. Still, for the most part it's true... the new guys keep getting replaced. +nerdneh132 It's actually kinda neat they addressed that theme in the third movie. My least favorite, personally, but it makes a good point about modern tech. Incidentally, I'm leaving this comment with a computer from the 2000's running XP. It's slow, but I've already had to get my laptop fixed within 2 years as many times as this one's needed over its whole lifespan!

[@glennzircalt2254]

why is absolite i have one of those

[@dedriansanchez8409]

The funny thing is that the more complex a machine is, the easier it is to replace. Would you throw out a toaster just because it was old? If it fried your circuit breaker each time you used it sure, but if it was just old? No, you throw it out when it doesn't work anymore A computer on the other hand, they become outdated so quickly, because we're constantly finding new ways to to improve them.

[@internaut9820]

The cutting edge always finds innovation, hence its name, simple things like toasters however can’t really get much better

[@Ty-yt3lj]

@@internaut9820 I mean it should speak volumes that my toaster looks like the titular Brave Little Toaster, despite being fairly new. It just has a dial to select time over a second lever. Meanwhile the computer is outclassed in power by a Nintendo DS

[@kylehill3643]

@@Ty-yt3lj You must have an old Dell Optiplex. Those are BAAAAAAAAD! 🤣🤣🤣👎👎👎👎 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃Beam me up!

[@timcollum5015]

@@Ty-yt3lj Actually my 4-popper is digital, with individual controls and multiple choices. Only thing really the same is the shape.

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

“I was the top of the line; Out of sight, out of mind so much for fortune and fame”

[@bepisboy291]

"Cutting edge" bruh you a lamp

[@pokeaust7800]

bepis boy Ikr

[@thechucknorrisarchives892]

😂

[@kaleidoscope5054]

hmm they should LAMPSHADE that.... but this song sheds some LIGHT on like consumerism or whatevar

[@Nic_2751]

If anything Lampy is actually more modern with his bendable neck and pose ability

[@Barbie46]

A purple lamp 💡

[@rochestas]

The fact that these "cutting edge" technologies are now outdated only adds a new layer. Who would have thought that a movie called "The Brave Little Toaster" would have aged like fine wine?

[@manuelorozco7760]

Not one of my favorite movies from my childhood. But I deeply remember watching it one time while renting from Blockbuster and a few times on Toon Disney

[@amajorweeaboo2008]

rochestas That was the original writers intent.

[@Dimensioneer88]

Mia Wait A lot of Pixar people worked on this, including the late Joe Ranft. So, in a way, this movie can be considered the unofficial "first" Pixar movie.

[@kingalex105x4]

funny you say that as they made 3 movies of the brave little toaster

[@jcrowley1985]

They are now " worthless"

[@billyweed835]

i love how real-life kinda vindicated this. Like, most of the "cutting edge" tech, especially that computer, looks entirely outmoded. The average person replaces their computer every 4 years. Their phone? Every 2. But, stuff like the Toaster himself or the vacuum? You could see stuff like that TODAY, in all likelihood. I know people who use 50-year old toasters or vacuums, but stuff like TVs are replaced constantly.

[@TheInkPitOx]

My mom has used the same hair dryer for 50 years.

[@mymyrrah]

Well, people used to keep stuff forever. Before planned obsolescence.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@mymyrrah We used to have an Electrolux canister vacuum from the 70s before it became a shock hazard. Just recently got rid of it. We'd had it at least 35 years.

[@vanroyal244]

The only reason people replace their phones every year is because of Iphones and the race to get trendy. It's really pathetic. You're willing to pay over $1000 dollars for a phone that isn't that different from your old phone? Weak.

[@EskimoCanadian44]

@@vanroyal244 I think the song is a message about rampant consumerism and the insatiable thirst for MORE technology.

[@Scarredgraymouse]

For having such a cutesy name and set up, The Brave Little Toaster is actually rather cynical at times.

[@ShadowSonic2]

It's a rather dark and depressing story, if you think about it.

[@ScionStorm1]

The movie is very up front about what it is really. You get a happy musical sequence and then BAM! The air conditioner has a stroke.

[@ChaoticNarrative]

TheCreationist1 More of a Rage Incited Heart Attack, but yeah, the scary part is those can happen via anger too, a perfectly healthy person can lose their shit and BAM! Heart Attack, mind you... "children"'s movies are far darker than we all think before re watching them as adults, full of dark and dirty things, they're really as adult as adult stuff, just a little more subtle than direct.

[@onenerd9573]

Gray Mousemouse There's a reason it's one of my favorite films. It doesn't hold it's punches and I respect it for that.

[@CaptainCretaceous91]

+One Nerd95 When I start making my own stories and characters, I think I'll do the same thing!

[@HorrorMetal]

Ironically enough, all those "cutting edge" 80's technology appliances are outdated now and probably in the junkyard being chased around by the giant magnet. Meanwhile, older model toasters, lamps, and vacuums like the ones seen here actually still hold up today and can still be functional. Old but not obsolete.

[@reflexindex267]

The computer would be one of the more valuable items though, being those old computers are kind of collectors items now. Rest might be thrift store shelf stuff. Maybe the lamps, because people are into 80's stuff all the sudden.

[@ElFreakinCid]

I could see the lamp still getting use, that type of lamp is still pretty common. But yeah, basically the only one who'd be truly valuable now would be the computer--even after being long outclassed, I could easily see it selling for a good price to some nerd on ebay or enjoying a spot of its own in a technology museum or something.

[@emilyrobinson6080]

the toaster oven, food processor, sewing machine and lamp all seem pretty common even today, like you could walk into a target or walmart and get items virtually identical to them today. now some may be found in thrift stores but you could still buy them new today.

[@ElFreakinCid]

Emily Harper True, but they're still hugely outclassed by now, aside from the lamp.

[@amajorweeaboo2008]

HorrorMetal The funny thing is the writers knew that people would be saying that so they decided to make this song

[@thegreatcarraway]

Cutting edge... Purple lamp.

[@richieosborn2639]

The purple lamp is THICC

[@thebighurt2495]

He doesn't quite fit in, does he? For the record, that Toaster Oven would be bomb, too.

[@kauske]

Cheap toaster ovens tend to break rather fast, same for cheap mixers. Aside from vacuum and blanket, the rest of the old guys were more or less set. How foes a toaster become obsolete? A desk lamp? Even a clock radio is fine as long as it has an FM tuner. Vacuum isn't so lucky, since upright bag vacs tend to be very dusty, maybe a second life as a shop/garage vac, since he's robust, but having a rug-beater built in, I doubt that. And electric blankets just get really gross over time, because you can't easily launder them. All the new ones are doomed, except the ugly purple lamp, but it's an ugly purple lamp that will get tossed when it's no longer fissionable.

[@chesiregirl]

@@kauske Not exactly. That sewing machine pretty much looks the same as any sewing machine you'd find today. As for the stereo and phone, my family has appliances that are around the same age as this movie and still work just fine. Can't really go wrong with that several-bulb lamp either.

[@kauske]

It depends on its features, I'm guessing it was supposed to be a "deluxe" sewing machine with "Advanced" features. A lot of those break down or are crappy. A nice machine, that does stich patterning based on metal cogs and a metal follower will last forever. That one looks like it might use cheap electronics to control the stitch pattern. Those ones went out of style and we went back to cogs, though shitty plastic ones that will break down with use. I always thought the tall post thing was some kind of party strobe light, basically just a part of the HiFi that would get trashed along with it when it's obsolete.

[@soggysalami9120]

Something I think is interesting is that despite the fact that these "cutting edge" appliances are completely outdated by now, many of them would still be in working condition today. Technology simply evolved faster than these machines could break.

[@Overhazard]

A lot of it comes from planned obsolescence. Most of the biggest electronics and tech companies today design or market their stuff to make you want to buy (or have to buy) new ones all the time. Its a concept from at least as far back as Henry Ford in the 1920s, but it has been key to the rise of companies like Apple (which, incidentally, was around during the time of this movie; that computer may be based on an Apple II) and Samsung (which was also around back then but was limited in what they sold outside of Korea). For instance, software updates render some apps unusable after just two years. Samsung in particular will not update Android after about 12 months after the device's release, giving you no choice but to but a new one to keep up.

[@ianfinrir8724]

That was the point of the song.

[@101Volts]

I still remember that small article about some car repair shop in Poland, I think, that was still using a Commodore 64. No joke.

[@Alabaster335]

My grandmother still uses her frypan and microwave she bought in the 80's, it's outlived ours at least three-fold.

[@wildfire9280]

@@Alabaster335 The economy is evolving, just backwards.

[@nocturnalnikkole3448]

Yep That computer's voice still freaks me out after all these years. Imagine yourself asleep then you wake up seeing him on top of you saying "Everything you wanted and MOOooore!" That would be beyond unsettling.

[@nocturnalnikkole3448]

Yamé Iraavatee Lol his voice is creepy.

[@nverted-dynamo]

+Nocturnal Nikkole I would probably have a heart attack.

[@warehog3000]

+Nocturnal Nikkole i would go back to sleep and tell my self its just a bad dream. Or a bad add for computers.

[@emaniakingery5029]

I'd take a hammer to it lol

[@nocturnalnikkole3448]

Glittering Roses of Princess Luna Lol!

[@DarkBangle]

When I was a kid, we had an old toaster that looked like the one in this movie. Then my mom got a brand new toaster that was modern and white with a big dial on it for changing the heat setting, and she tried to toss out our old toaster. I bawled my eyes out. lol Happy ending though: the new toaster kept overheating and never made a good piece of toast. She returned it, and we kept using our old toaster (that I had save from the trash and hid under my bed). My parents are still it today. :)

[@imacg5658]

A lot of older toasters used a bimetallic strip and temperature sensor while later toasters used a timer which was more unreliable/unpredictable. So not only was the older toaster better, it was also SMARTER.

[@DarkBangle]

@@imacg5658 huh, I did not know that. I also didn't expect to receive a response to an 11 year old comment. lol. Thanks for the info!

[@g.e131]

Are they still using it by chance?

[@101Volts]

You did a good job, saving the toaster from the trash. Silly "new stuff" when it's badly made. I still remember a stove that my parents had in the 90s - early 2000s, which had some sort of "touch controls." My parents had so many problems with it.

[@TheInkPitOx]

For years I never noticed they were fifties/sixties appliances. Toaster has the rounded rectangle and chrome style popular at that time. Radio is especially resemblant of that time period, with an art deco style popular during the prewar era and revived in the fifties but passe by the seventies. Blanky uses a dial while the modern appliances use buttons. The segment seems to imply that canister vacuums were in fashion at the time, while Kirby is an upright. Lampy's situation is confusing. He is a desk lamp while his "replacement" is a table lamp. Certainly both would be perfectly fine at the time.

[@Wasmachineman]

Kirby is a '69 Sanitronic 80. Oh, and ever seen To the Rescue? Wittgenstein the Supercomputer is based on a 50's room-filling supercomputer.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I have seen it, and I'm aware of those room-size supercomputers that made the room 200 degrees.

[@mirrorpieceofshadowclan3497]

do you have a link to the image of it? i really want to see it...

[@TheInkPitOx]

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[@nickelassault]

Yeah I think the mom's appliances are just evil

[@TheRBuck4ever]

My family still has a vacuum like Kirby, it's heavy, but it works fine. Besides, those lamps like lampy are way better because you can move them around how you want. Sometimes the added technology just added headache, the old crap works fine.

[@HeirofGojira91]

***** Well said! Not that I'm being a Trollinator and whilst the cynical message of reality and how 'change will always happen - and adapt or die' is in the film - THEN AGAIN - one time in a class on ICT - well blogging - we were asked about 'whether blogging would be obsolete in the future'...and I mean like REAL REAL LONG FUTURE AND I replied 'even if one thing is obsolete - IT DOES NOT MEAN IT IS USELESS OR STILL CANNOT BE USED...' AND should something happen in the future - I mean looking at Independence Day - where the Aliens shut down most technology - YET the good ol' Morse Code was applied Internationally AND it still proved it could be used ... AND the saying 'As Long as a Piece of it is Alive ... there is a chance it can come back in the future' ... well in a sense ... and sometimes if modern is not available - good ol' crap and stuff is better than nothing eh? I mean that is suppose we get iPhones vs. some 1970s mobile phone or just a plain old phone; I mean if one needs to make an emergency call - putting apps aside and pricing - as long as it works fine and you can use it to its purpose ...

[@TheRBuck4ever]

***** We fixed up a broken one my dad brought home that has the pop out dirt collector so we been using that now.

[@TheAlmightyAsser]

You'd have to be pretty stupid to replace a Kirby vacuum. Those are high dollar machines. Typically ranging from $500-$1000. Which is probably more expensive than that green canister vacuum.

[@caitlyncrull953]

I know this comment is three years old, but i just wanted to say, my family still has a kirby too!

[@okamijubei]

TheRBuck4ever As well with Toaster, Blanky and Lampy. For they still have a purpose and still desirable and likely always still have a purpose, no matter how advanced technology gets around them for people always wanted toasted or heated slab bread and pastries and wanted to stay warm during winter and always need a light on a desk (of course Lampy will get the latest light bulbs available). But sadly Radio might be consider obsolete for radio signals are becoming digital as smart devices could pick up those signals or podcasts. Sorry Radio.

[@Garl_Vinland]

The irony that ALL of those new appliances are obsolete, yet I still use that same Vacuum, Toaster and Lamp

[@Aries_Luck]

Respect ✊🏻

[@m.p.2534]

Same. In my family, we'd rather pay more for stuff that will last decades than accumulate cheap stuff that breaks after 2 years. For instance, I still got in my room the good old reading metallic lamp my mom had as a child, a model similar to Lampy's.

[@wildfire9280]

⁠@@m.p.2534 It pays off in the long run, especially with clothes and shoes. People who can’t afford the upfront cost of products that last lifetimes end up paying more for buying cheaper.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

What's ironic is that soon all these "cutting edge" appliances will be out moded. Hell the computer will be out of date by next year

[@metazoxan2]

What I found funny was all the "cutting edge" stuff they mention by name that's completely out of date now like CRT.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

@@metazoxan2 vertical race Theory?

[@DeathlyDrained]

That was sort of the point of the movie

[@nikosp3156]

TV can last for couple years more...

[@notapplicable6985]

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Cathode ray tube. Its a type of tv

[@itsus8172]

This song is so 80's.

[@marcoyankovich]

@Punmaster Are you high?

[@SpongeSebastian]

​@marcoyankovich yes. *waits 4 more years for next reply*

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

@@SpongeSebastian XD

[@ericdevries3974]

But got stale like 🍞

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

This cutting edge can now be bought for $10 at a Goodwill near you!

[@thechucknorrisarchives892]

hahahhah

[@rtfly193]

And the tube radio: $300 on eBay. "Vintage"

[@corporaliron6820]

Well this tech was in what the 80's and 90's

[@metarcee2483]

I've seen the lamps for $6 at Saver's.

[@macrabill7396]

Worthless is about dying and death, Cutting Egde about souless consumerism. Geez quite deep for a kids film.

[@daniellemusleve1034]

B Movie Is About How It Feels To Be Changed Drastically

[@chaosmastermind]

Did you see that air conditioner literally rage-quit life? It was terrifying.

[@thetruebloodchannel6194]

Fun fact: the creator said that this film isn't really for kids, it's just something they wanted to make

[@corjonbett]

Actually this song is about that stage in life where the younger generation considers you to be uncool.

[@ericsperry2481]

Then when he tears up after the Master repairs him. Right in the feels.....

[@gabe_s_videos]

One of the best satires of the "Greed Is Good" culture of the 80s.

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

Let's be honest. Everyone of every decade thinks, "Greed is good". It just they omit "*My* Greed is Good, *everyone else's that gets in my way or gives me the short end of the stick is bad* ". As Milton Friedman observed, "All human activity is motivated by self-interest." Even those saying they're doing it out of selflessness are still doing it for selfish reasons because helping other people makes them feel good about themselves. "Einstein didn't develop his Theory of Relativity because the Swiss Postal Office he worked for at the time decreed he do so. Ford didn't revolutionize mass production through systematic application of the assembly line out of love of mankind." You can complain it is Cynical, I would point out it is Realist and No Less True just cause you slapped a negative label on it.

[@gabe_s_videos]

@@GreyWolfLeaderTW Someone's got a lot of time on their hands.

[@hacksmerian2879]

@@gabe_s_videos *Clone JFK Pointing* Acknowledge the point.

[@steamboatwill3.367]

there's a difference between self-care/motivation/worth/intress and just greed. like when more people are "benefited" ( when they need it ) by something.

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

I prefer gluttony. Experiences and knowledge are more valuable pursuits than objects, except to the extent that they can generate good experiences or knowledge, preferably shared, but always MORE.

[@zucottimanicotti7112]

Watching this on my iPhone in 2024 was a surreal experience. The Brave Little Toaster movies were my childhood.

[@AtillaTheFun1337]

The blanket drinking a drink raises so many questions

[@rangefromtblt4047]

I never thought of it, but...

[@rangefromtblt4047]

... yes, it does now. 😂😂😂😂

[@rodneydangerman9616]

Lol....huh...good point

[@Water_meter_enthusiast]

He’s coping with unhealthy attachment issues.

[@DanielJ]

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty damn impressed at the compositional writing of this song. Love it

[@Fr4ncM]

_I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me._ *It'll happen to you...*

[@TheMugHoarder]

Man this song is old but it does discuss our obsession of being always updated and current.

[@ericasherman3357]

If this scene was updated, I bet there would be a singing smartphone, tablet, smart speaker, air fryer, laptop, flatscreen TV with Roku, Roomba vacuum, and a Ring doorbell camera. That would be interesting.

[@indigothecat]

You forgot the Keurig Coffee Maker, Smart-Fridge, Nintendo Switch which can be a handheld or big TV gaming device (it also has Hulu+ and KZbin), and the Smart Watch which is designed to make you feel bad about not walking enough and also give you sort of accurate readings for your blood pressure and heart rate. 😜

[@rcampbell3001]

FR😂😂

[@hunterneitzel3012]

​@@rcampbell3001and the og appliances would be a 1990s toaster, a desk lamp similar to lampy, an old cassette stereo, a 1970s vacuum cleaner, a 1990s electric blanket, and really any 80s or 90s computer

[@RexWort]

Funny in the end those "cutting edge" stuff gets outdated and thrown out Meanwhile the old stuff is still around 😅 Can't beat the classic

[@Sombody123]

What you call "classic" was once cutting edge, congrats for checkmating yourself in argumentation.

[@AvanSami-bs2re]

🤓

[@circleinforthecube5170]

nah there are many people who restore 80s-90s era computers

[@tangangsta]

Except that funky purple lamp. Everyone has one of those

[@RexWort]

@@tangangsta In the end It just a regular lamp with a nice look 😅

[@dragonheart81vids]

from plasma screens to PS3s, and Xbox, iPods, Nintendo Wiis...

[@jhonnymark7581]

Now that you mention it, make up a song with the technology we have today. I will be surprised. XD

[@JoyStar]

Make a full version! :D

[@thechucknorrisarchives892]

hahahaha good point

[@lucasart328]

@@thechucknorrisarchives892 lol ps3 sorry even ps4 is obsolete

[@ryancosmia]

All obsolete, we want more more more!

[@orbison]

You could say there is a karma punishment in the fact that later, we see how sad the lamp is when the Master turns down the idea of taking the "Cutting Edge" stuff with him. Even with how cruel they are to the Toaster and the friends, you have to have empathy for them for before they know it, they will become the "old" appliances, and before they know it they will end up, to quote the next song we hear in the movie, "Worthless"

[@SRP3572]

These appliances became outdated themselves, so they might've been cutting edge for a while, but they soon were in the position of our main heroes. This whole scene is a metaphor of "you may be hot shit now but just wait, because your replacement is coming soon".

[@badreality2]

It reminds me of Cars 3.

[@LackaJudgment]

In the end, the magnet and crusher are still the most useful of all appliances. Always loved how Worthless came shortly after this song.

[@dustinhatfield22]

When you consider the song Worthless this takes on a crazy meaning. By now all those appliances have made their last confession and gone through the crusher.

[@dottyContrarian]

i don't think so. the song worthless shows that appliances don't die when they're broken, they die when they are completely destroyed. unlike cars, the appliances can be thrown away with regular garbage and unless they get crushed (i'd imagine the lamp would get this if he doesn't just go to a secondhand store) they'd just sit in piles of garbage for eternity.

[@TopCat0601]

This video was uploaded in 2006, but all the comments are from the last two weeks. That's cutting edge.

[@graphitetailgrace3870]

It's because parents forgot how to parent and KZbin uploaders are babysitters now.

[@balls8013]

A E S T H E T I C S

[@WillScarlet16]

This pretty much sums up animation now vs. then. All the subtle, poetic animation from the past is being shouted down and smothered under all the loud, in-your-face overblown movies that are out now with all their buzzlines - 'Super hi-def 3D!' 'More real!' 'Bigger!' 'Louder!' More more more indeed.

[@CaptainCretaceous91]

+William Craig "Bigger. Scarier. Cooler, I believe is what you said in your memo." (Dr. Henry Wu, Jurassic World)

[@WillScarlet16]

I don't know what cartoons you're referring to, but you can't say that when there were movies in the 80s and 90s like this one. And even the bad ones had moments of subtlety. The emphasis in most animated movies now is all on noise, action and bangs.

[@austinreed7343]

Yes, the Shrek era. Even today you have your mindless formless gormless hollow clones and the occasional giant turd bomb.

[@austinreed7343]

In fact, I think the Despicable Me era is even worse than the Shrek era. At least the Shrek era stuff wore adult humor and satire on its sleeve.

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

@@WillScarlet16 Anything to add, mister?

[@vacuumlover1]

So at 2:28 they show Kirby’s “modern successor” when really it’s just a different style of machine. Kirby is a fan first upright vacuum cleaner where as the “new” one is a clean air canister. Kirby’s set up is more serviceable and cleans carpet better, where the canisters more versatile it cleans carpet okay and is more difficult to service as the brush roll motor and suction motor are in two separate pieces.

[@justinmurray6792]

When the plane says they're all full of hot air, hinting that they're all delusional. Lol.

[@bay1036]

Maybe Toaster And Her Pals Should Go To The Airport

[@D8W2P4]

Actual simulation

[@bucketsdoesstuff2824]

Everyone is talking about the symbolism and irony of this song, and I'm just wondering why the computer has such a calming ASMR voice...

[@Overhazard]

His voice is based on the HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Its voice was calm to make it unsettling when it kills the astronauts.

[@joseruasulca8792]

If the Brave little toaster was released i'm 1987 and space Odyssey was released in 2001 HOW CAN IT BE BASED

[@aryabloodborn8160]

@@joseruasulca8792 2001: A Space Odyssey is a 1968 film. lol

[@LongIslandNYsailorgirl]

@@joseruasulca87922001: A Space Odyssey was actually released in 1968.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

A Spacey odessey: 2001 was released in 1968, despite the title​@@joseruasulca8792

[@commiedeer]

Somehow ended up revisiting this part of my childhood... damn did I completely miss how anti-consumerism this movie was when I was a kid and it's somehow darker now that I can read the lyrics to the songs.

[@vysethegallant638]

While the song takes a few jabs at consumerism, I see its theme revolving more around obsoletism. It's a real issue that a lot of older people face with each new generation. The prospect of being replaced and forgotten is a terrifying one that hits harder with each passing year. Using such a theme in a movie about sentient appliances is brilliant. The movie itself dives further, showing how people can desire something that is more sentimental and personal over another thing that is newer or functionally superior. It demonstrates that, even if you feel inferior to those that are better than you, to those you are close to, you are irreplaceable. One day, these new appliances will be in the same boat, and will be sung the same song by laptops, smart phones and LED lighting. One can only hope that they leave a positive impression on Robert "The Master" McGroarty and develop a sentimental bond with him so that they won't be forgotten either.

[@MrJr1976]

@@vysethegallant638 I have a smartphone, the newest consoles, a "cutting edge" PC, new VR headset, mountains of storage, etc. But But I still have every old MS and Sony console, an old wheel to go with them, old disc games, DVDs, VHS tapes, a VCR, etc. I have a sentimental bond with the technology I grew up with and even some I didn't. There s just something about feeling the click and humm of a VHS, the myriad of menus on DVDs, among other things. It just feels...right. Mechanical. They have worth to me because they are built to last a long time if you care for them.

[@lugbzurg8987]

@@MrJr1976 I still have my old Windows 98 computer tucked away in my closet. It doesn't turn on properly (won't display anything and just SCREAMS a loud, continuous beep when you activate it), but I hope to extract its files when I can find a computer repair guy. There should still be some improv "radio dramas" I made with my sister with Sound-Recorder on that thing.

[@MrJr1976]

@@lugbzurg8987 That's really awesome. Might I ask what model it is?

[@MsAnimeFan88]

It would be interesting if Pixar remade this movie. Can you imagine all the appliances from the early 2000s meeting all the technology from today and getting this song sung to them? Most of the new stuff would point out that they don't need cords anymore. Only difference is that they would meet the fictional movie version of Siri who would be called the 'The Queen'.

[@reflexindex267]

The newer ones would be much more condescending too.

[@waluigitime1780]

+Alice OfSherwood Not even close

[@mantasour]

+Chris Slater Well, a lot of the creators of this worked on toy story. this was more or less its precursor. compare the dark scenes, messages about how ppl interact with their materials, and especially the junkyard scene and the incinerator scene in toy story 3

[@mantasour]

+Alice OfSherwood yea exactly.

[@KVIA01]

I wonder if the new stuff would be frustrated at the lack of cords, since it would mean less mobility. Then again, they probably just sit around and browse the internet while working their second job as forum spambots.

[@nickhall5766]

2:30 oh God that light green vacuum is like some sort of human centipede contraption 🤢 with kerby AS THE MIDDLE PIECE !!!!

[@robertlupa8273]

0:01 I don't know what's worse, the creepy smiles of the lamp and computer (or whatever that is), or the snake eyes of the vacuum cleaner.

[@SomaCoreaix]

No offense to these "cutting edge" appliances but i would much rather have Lampy than that cheeky ass purple one...

[@1Thunderfire]

Personally, that purple one is pretty creepy. That grin...

[@kingofichigo]

1Thunderfire I'll see it in my nightmares. . .

[@kylestubbs8867]

I think that's an undertone of the song. Cutting edge technology might look cool, but better fashion doesn't always equate to better function.

[@cecebuggington2007]

Same here.

[@silveryote1]

This song...heck, this whole MOVIE was a warning about the high influx of consumerism. The mindset of the 1980s has never really changed.

[@falondonahue8457]

A message to Disney... DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT TURNING THIS FILM INTO A LIVE ACTION REBOOT!

[@Nytemare2all]

Considering that Disney+ has only the sequels of this movie, I'm more afraid that they want to forget it exists

[@timcollum5015]

@@Nytemare2all I have Disney+. Yeah I cant find the original anywhere. To me its the only good one out of the 3

[@Brand-pn5yz]

Why not?

[@TheSantyClawsChannel]

@@timcollum5015 there's a few versions on here ripped from the VHS. The DVD is available but there's a couple subtle edits oddly enough during "worthless". Not noticeable just the verse "there were bikinis and buns, there were weenies" was changed to "there were bikinis and hotdogs, there were weenies" and the photo of the topless woman that TV pulled out had a top added. Like I said subtle and pretty much unnoticeable but still I hate when that stuff happens.

[@bryantbarth9051]

couldn't anyway, they don't have the right anymore SHOCKER

[@jeiku5041]

Karma sometimes takes years to take effect. The "new" electronics would be in the same place the older electronics were.

[@doctoronoodle9455]

+Jeiku Furame I was just thinking that. The rotary phone, the old Tandy computer, the boombox (or ghetto box) were state of the art in the 80s.... now you only find them in thrift shops and garage sales.... or they're food for the giant crusher.

[@jeiku5041]

Esteban Babaganoosh Whoa, the Tandy.

[@daniellemusleve1034]

And Then The Brave Little Computer Happens A Parody Of This Movie With Computer And Lamp And 3 More

[@austinreed7343]

Admittedly, an even worse place, actually. They likely won't even be useful.

[@corjonbett]

The message of this song is "We're young and useful, and you are NEITHER! Basically old age.

[@Nic_2751]

And the next and final song pretty much destroys the delusion as it reveals that death comes for us all

[@jtroopa]

Considering the era in which this was released, this is a pretty scathing satire of the times.

[@MrChris-zb2bs]

"From LEDs to CRTs Woofers, tweeters, antenna trees" all of those were decades old in the 80s and certainly not cutting edge. I love the irony of this song by the villains. It is like they are so arrogant and ignorant of there place in life.

[@desireemontalvo-dobao3411]

Theyre just standing there, menacingly 0:21

[@jcrowley1985]

We need a remake where these guys are sung to by iPads, dyson purifiers , and led lights

[@fivertherabbit7]

Yassd

[@TheInkPitOx]

The canister vacuum has to be sung to by a Roomba

[@seajay632]

Well done for entirely missing the point. EVERYTHING new will be outdated someday. Kids seem to think that their Ipads will last forever even though companies literally put updates in them to make them run slower in just a couple of years. Same with any tablet and phone.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@seajay632 The remake would be the same message as the original, just with more modern appliances

[@davidochoa774]

Also OLED Computers with powerful graphics

[@TrueSavage555]

The brave little Xbox will destroy the cutting edge aplliances

[@jupiter9099]

I just laughed out loud at the thought of that.

[@TrueSavage555]

Jupiter9099 yeah

[@aeyenthelobster4858]

10/10

[@bikes4992]

the brave little switch....

[@kagevista3375]

oml I'm fucking dying

[@mienechooraceon9401]

I'd love to see an updated version where the "new" appliances get shit from todays technology.

[@MsAnimeFan88]

You mean all the appliances from the 90s and early 2000s?

[@Dnariobeats1289]

from LCD to 1080ps big woreless screens and meme Ts

[@justinus64]

4k's*

[@cecebuggington2007]

Me too

[@kagevista3375]

Lmao same

[@agentkracko]

I would pay good money for someone to make an updated version where today’s appliances are singing this song to the cutting-edge appliances with new lyrics

[@rwdplz1]

It would pretty much just be an iPhone singing.

[@rangefromtblt4047]

I would pay EVERY CENT I HAVE (which is not that much, but okay 😂😂😂😂).

[@rangefromtblt4047]

@@rwdplz1 And then one of the appliances crush the smartphone. The end. 😐😐😐😐

[@gravijiga]

Which would bumped out of the way by a newer one half way through the song 🤣

[@CrimsonSteelMoonTheWolf64]

Man this takes me back to when I was little. So much nostalgia

[@Overhazard]

All in all, I don't think the idea that the then-cutting edge machines would become outdated quickly was intentional, since, looking through the past 30 years, only some of them have actually become obsolete. One by one, I'll go over each of them: The computer: This is the one most commonly said to be obsolete, and while it is, they've had something of a resurgence with retro being the trendy stuff nowadays...but I would still deem it as obsolete, as people are getting these computers for their obsolescence. (YES) The table lamp: Definitely not obsolete--table lamps are still produced with this design, as it's highly practical (heavy so it doesn't budge so easily, round so it can be easily carried if needed, and a fabric/paper/plastic lampshade), though ones in this shade of purple have become less common. (NO) The boom box: This one would get replaced quickly, and the retro fans seem to be going for vinyl record players over cassette players like this. In addition, magnetic data storage degrades pretty rapidly if not maintained well. Currently, a few organizations have switched back to magnetic data storage due to the INSANE amount of memory that can be kept in one (I'm talking dozens of terabytes per tape), though it's not used for audio the way this boom box would be used. (YES) The TV: Though he's on the side of the Master's cabin appliances, this guy has since been pushed to the margins, though he hasn't completely gone out of date. They mostly fill up space in thrift shops now (trust me on that, as I worked in one and saw it happen with my own two eyes), but there is still demand for them from videophiles (because they have no lag the way flatscreen TVs do) and from filmmakers as props due to their iconic look. (YES, MOSTLY) The push-button phone: Landlines are on their last legs currently when cell phones became more popular. And now we have smartphones. (YES) The entertainment center: Some parts of this have become obsolete, while others haven't. The lights, speakers, and projector are still in heavy use today, but the other parts have had much better, smaller models come out since. (YES and NO, but as a whole, YES) The colored lights: A product of the 80s. I don't know anyone who has one of these things anymore. (YES) The sewing machine: The OPPOSITE of obsolete, this design of sewing machines is among the most popular today. Anyone who is into sewing in any capacity has a sewing machine that looks like this, though rarely are they pink. Ask any serous cosplayer, and they'll tell you all about their sewing machine. (NO) The electric mixer: Anyone who cooks food and uses an electric mixer will not give it up without a fight (or if it stops working). This thing streamlined cooking like nothing else, and some foods would be impossible or incredibly labor-intensive without one, such as frosting and icing. So far, there have been better electric mixers, but nothing has truly replaced them. (NO) The canister vacuum: For the record, Kirby is an upright vacuum, and this one is a canister vacuum. Both are still popular today and coexist due to their different strengths: Uprights are less expensive and more powerful, while canisters are more flexible and versatile. Upright vacuum cleaners last a lot longer than most canister vacuum cleaners, but take good care of a canister vacuum and it can last you the 30 years. (NO) The ceiling spotlights: Did anyone catch them? Definitely still in use, but I don't think it was that popular to begin with. This specific kind is threatened by LED-powered ones, but it is possible that the one in this was already using LEDs, albeit unlikely as white LEDs were rare in 1987. Still, if someone has one, they're not likely to get rid of it. (YES and NO depending on the owner) The food processor: Still a staple of kitchens today, to where cooking shows, and web videos of cooking, assume you have one. I live in a household without one and I feel it every time I see someone explain how to cook something and a food processor comes up, and I should eventually go pick one up. Definitely beats using a mortar and pestle for these things. (NO) The toaster oven: Groceries today still have instructions for toaster ovens, with some of them designed with toaster ovens in mind. They coexist with traditional toasters too, as one will work better than the other depending on the shape of the food being heated. Toaster ovens also remain useful for being faster than traditional gas-powered ovens while not making your food soggy and flavorless the way microwave ovens do (though good food CAN come out of a microwave oven, but only if it's meant to go into one). (NO) All in all, I think the intention was not to point out that these machines will become obsolete before the main characters (it's half-and-half to me), but it's simpler than that: All of them are more advanced counterparts of the main characters, with the exception of Blanky (as electric blankets have remained largely the same since they were invented). The food processor, electric mixer, and toaster oven are newer cooking tools than Toaster; the canister vacuum and sewing machine are newer maintenance appliances than Kirby; the table lamp, ceiling spotlight lamps, and the colored lights are newer lamps than Lampy; and the TV, the entertainment center, the boom box, the push-button phone, and the computer are newer entertainment and communication devices than Radio.

[@Teknanam]

4 years later, but still. The plane that crashes through the building is literally called "Hot Air". "empty talk that is intended to impress." There is no way that was unintentional.

[@imacg5658]

@@Teknanam This was likely supposed to be a satire of 80's consumerist culture, so the hot air part probably refers to the fact that these devices are not NECESSARY and the old stuff still does it's job, while these new appliances are trying their hardest to boast about how much greater they are which is nothing more than hot air.

[@metarcee2483]

I was born in 2001, and don't recognize half of these thing. It took me until halfway through the video to realize the deep-voiced appliance was a desktop computer. Older people, feel free to tell me if I called it the wrong name.

[@alalahoward1299]

You're 20 years old?

[@christopherk8835]

all that stuff is Retro now. As a Retro Junkie I would love to get my hands on those

[@manuelorozco7760]

I'm a bit of a Retro Junkie too

[@emmagottlieb9379]

Which would be the first to go?

[@enarhk]

I know the computer's voice is supposed to be low/smooth for temptation, but it still freaks me out lol. 1:06

[@X0.LA_BRAVA.X0]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Reserve.s]

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

[@galaxycraft2454]

MOOoOoOoOOORE

[@Tamarashadow]

The irony of this song... Who's watching in 2017?

[@naran3337]

Tamara Knight me

[@lisettegarcia7013]

So Toaster and his friends are showing that we should be hipsters?

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

2024 👍

[@Intrepid151]

I replaced almost every single one of those "cutting edge" appliances with my Samsung Galaxy.

[@snakebbite]

i hate this

[@stormgirl09]

Yea,heck even the kitchen appliances could be replaced with the Gubhub or Uber Eats app! The only thing a smartphone cant be is the vacuum cleaner and the sewing machine! But even with the sewing machine you can argue you can just Amazon or Wish to buy a new shirt that can be cheap!

[@kaleidoscope5054]

@@stormgirl09 Yeah most of these either got replaced or fell out of use. Computers, radios, and telephones aren't used much anymore. Most people don't sew or even use lamps that often, since screens glow on their own and we do most of our reading there now. Even the vacuum could be replaced by a Roomba.

[@timcollum5015]

@@kaleidoscope5054 I understand what ur saying and agree with most of it, as a society of throw-away consumers. And yes, I use my smart phone a lot, but I will NEVER prefer it over a pc. I am on it now. I guess Im just old. was in my young 20s when the internet got popular.

[@EarlFaulk]

And the pc design they used in this scene was outdated in 85. The first movie in this series came out in 97

[@terribletanner805]

Ironically, ten years later you couldn't give this "cutting edge technology" away.

[@Notanothercrayon]

I'd give my left nut for that sexy purple lamp

[@SomaCoreaix]

Love the Vaccum's pissed-off expression towards the song's end, on the bed, before the other appliances come down and finish things XD

[@mikewalker678]

The computer: "Once added a couple of fractions, I must confess I died from the stress And they bought an Apple the following year." _Worthless_ The lamp: "Once lit up the couch-side table, But then Grandma died And I realized Everyone else thought I was ugly as sin." _Worthless, worthless_

[@galaxycraft2454]

Nice lyrics, gonna get the song instrumental and start making this for you (adding more things in the future)

[@mikewalker678]

@@galaxycraft2454 Go for it

[@galaxycraft2454]

@@mikewalker678 Realize my mic sucks so do not be angry if I sound like a child.

[@christinejorgens6577]

@@mikewalker678 My Phone: *just snickers at the former cutting edge fellows from a distance even though it himself is gracing along with the years!*

[@indigothecat]

The Telephone: "I connected friends and family who were miles apart, sending the sound of their voices to start, but eventually one of me per home was not enough, and my lack of games wasn't up to snuff, I was forgotten once my skills could live in everyone's pocket." w o r t h l e s s

[@velouriawaterstone456]

That computer always creeped me out when I was little.

[@TheAlmightyAsser]

And the lamp didn't?

[@velouriawaterstone456]

yeah him too

[@doctoronoodle9455]

In the 1980's they sing the cutting edge song. In the 2010's they would be singing the Worthless song. Hey, can somebody put the Worthless song over this video?

[@grandmasterpanda8006]

Planned obsolescence is also on the cutting edge of technology.

[@kaleidoscope5054]

Yup. They're insisting that they're so much newer and better to distract themselves from their short life spans. They may be doomed, but at least they're not as old as those other appliances. Whereas really they're in more or less the same boat, and they could work together.

[@Kittymouth]

Ok, but are we not going to talk about the boombox menacing the little radio at 1:41? I paused there because the radio was always my favorite character. But holy shit, that stereo looks like the siamese cats from Lady And The Tramp! Then I realized that it's probably a Sony, or at least made in Japan. That's not cool, guys.

[@louche2388]

lol i literally never noticed the asian stereotype till now

[@SuperZez]

I guess you could say he’s a STEREOtype.

[@robertgaines-tulsa]

Oh, my God! They made a Japanese radio look Japanese! That's so wrong! Seriously though. Would you prefer a radio from Japan to look African? Reality shouldn't be classified as racism. Now, if you have a black person being arrested for trying to dine at a "whites only" cafe, that is racism! Okay, well, I'll grant you that the radio looked like a 1940s, WWII stereo type of the Japanese, and THAT is racist, but if it looked more realistic I way say not. That wouldn't stop people with their heads up their ass from yelling that it is racist.

[@devonmolina5200]

@@robertgaines-tulsa It's literally got the buck teeth, it's pretty much intentionally racist. Dunno what your crusade comment is about here, but that machine is definetly looking a bit too racy to me.

[@mikewalker678]

I didn't notice until someone pointed it out to me. I did however notice the Mexican accent lamp in the Frankenstein lab and the black accent and giant lips on the purple lamp.

[@ReaganSWTOR]

Irony is, that years will pass, and one day Plugsy, accompained by new Computer, Phone and Stereo, will sing something similar to the old ones

[@SomaCoreaix]

For those interested: "Since you came here uninvited, we all know you'd be delighted, this is not the time or place to hedge! No one here would be so bold to, but since you asked and no one's told you, let us take you to the cutting edge! I can process words, accounting too, and my pixel screen displays for you, computer graphics locked into your memory (echo). With fiber-optics cast in plastic, for nights with sights and sounds fantastic, just reach out and talk to your dear old Uncle Emery! More, more more! Everything you wanted and more! More, more, more! Let me tell you what it's for, here's the print-out, here's the score, get yourself together on the...edge! Oowaoo... You wanna go to the Rio de Janeiro, my dear? You want to join any club paradise? You wanna get it all where the picture is clear? You get it on the stereo, you don't even have to go! More, more, more! Anything you wanted and more! More, more more! Anytime or place you wish, you might meet up with some dish, pull yourself together on the...edge! If you want a lean machine that can whip you up some mean cuisine, I'm on the scene, totally automatic! Hey, I can bake your biscuits too, pop some doughboy out for you, I'm micro-solid state and that's no static! More, more, more! Anything you wanted and more! More, more, more! We're the bytes and chips to call, you just have yourself a ball, it's all hyperactive on the ...edge! From LEDs to CRTs, woofers, tweeters, antenna trees, an ultra-nylon life of ease, everything you dreamed of on the ...edge! And more!

[@corjonbett]

YOu'd really rather stay at home, where the picture is clear

[@corjonbett]

Everything you wanted and MORE!

[@obryanburnett2845]

That new vacuum was extra mad 😡😂

[@alucardthespy5539]

Anyone else notice that the "Cutting Edge" Vacuum is basically an appliance version of the human centipede?

[@retrorobbyreviews]

This song was my favorite from this movie when I was a kid. Still is to this day!!!

[@Ionic0]

And then smart phones came and replaced them all

[@Z2Wolf]

Toaster Oven and Vacuum Cleaner are some of my favorite apps!

[@aeyenthelobster4858]

Not yet, we still need a cellphone that cooks food, cleans floors, and keeps people warm

[@Sammie1053]

Two things. First off, you can now buy wifi-connected ovens, stoves, vacuums, and thermostats that you can control from your phone. Those features aren't _everywhere_ quite yet, but they're ubiquitous enough that when my parents recently remodeled their kitchen, they managed to buy an oven, a stove, a refrigerator, and a *kitchen fan hood* with WiFi connectivity completely by accident. They were all mid- to low-range models. Hell, a family friend has a WiFi-connected barbecue grill. Second, I kind of found that line in the vacuum's dialogue hilarious. "I've never seen contraptions with so many buttons and dials!" Ever since the iPhone hit the scene, an electronic gadget is seen as more advanced the _fewer_ buttons it has. Manufacturers are now in constant competition to get rid of all buttons and cram touch/gesture control into everything from phones to appliances to cars to lamps.

[@kauske]

Smartphones make pretty shitty desk-lamps, just saying. Also, they take forever to toast my bread and do a lousy job cleaning the floor... Good alarm clock though, sorry radio, you'll just have to go back to being a fat, dumpy film critic.

[@Skyte100]

No one tell the computer about 4k and 8k. He was so proud of his CRT too.

[@ashleejohnson8478]

Is noone going to talk about the fact that Blanky is actually able to drink? xD

[@predator5775]

They're talking appliances. That should have given you a suspension for disbelief.

[@craglabrake6802]

I am always amazed with how advanced appliances seemed to be back at that time! While most of those appliances are considered outdated, some are still around with newer features.

[@BrenTenkage]

man I love the irony of this song

[@ItsJustaMeNow]

Someone needs to be introduced to Mr. iPod and Mrs. iPhone lol

[@georgemiser]

and Tabby the Tablet.

[@Melissa0774]

georgemiser with an actual picture of a cat on it, too :-)

[@trafficracer124]

And android the phone

[@larryswild1]

That lamp's smile I can see it in the back of my nightmares

[@hypno-scream5652]

I like how they made Kirby's face, so it usually looks like this : l

[@abraveastronaut]

Okay, but how is the *lamp* more advanced?

[@emel6423]

I dunno. Maybe it's clap-activated, like a Clap On?

[@Ty-yt3lj]

maybe he uses neon or LED lights or something idk, it's pretty hard to improve a light machine

[@TheInkPitOx]

We're talking a table lamp vs a desk lamp, so not exactly a technological upgrade.

[@joshuasmith2486]

More deco I guess?

[@venomclown1134]

@@emel6423 He better leave my boy Lampy alone before he gets clapped on 😤

[@chetvalmont3983]

Lol toasters are timeless. They'll never go out of fashion.

[@AdvocateOfJamaica]

You know, I don't think the purple lamp should be tooting his horn. Even for an 80s cartoon, he looked pretty outdated to me; I'm surprised the other appliances didn't kick him out sooner. I'd take Lampy over him any day. I mean, sh*t, if I had a purple lamp in my dorm, people would probably think I'm queer.

[@noahb.2352]

Lol, I would take Radio over that stereo in the apartment.

[@AdvocateOfJamaica]

Noah B. I know, right. I mean can you imagine lugging that huge thing around when it's time to change dorm rooms? The only thing I'd get rid of is the blanket--it pissed me off as a kid and it pisses me off now.

[@AMcGrath82]

Kirby vacuums also last WAY longer than those stupid two-piece models. That's probably an intentional point in the song.

[@esowaych]

Yeah and I think I would rather have nothing than that 80's box computer LOL

[@kojikondo3350]

i got a joke about that fat ass purple lamp it's mother was so fat that the junkyard's crane tower magnet from ernie's disposal couldn't pick her up no matter how hard it tried

[@Kev95682]

Aaaand here's another Disney acid trip.

[@nathanielrincon7907]

+BeefyLevinson That pretty much sums up the whole movie and it's sequels.

[@nathanielrincon7907]

Yamé Iraavatee wow.

[@sandraj45617]

Mααrʈεn it was funded by Disney

[@KiddBloo86]

Disney didn't make this movie. They bought the rights to it. Please look it up.

[@von1trice]

Funnily enough, the throwback computer, stereo, telephone, and lamp are in for a rude awakening in 2018. 😂😂😂

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

They all are. They intended that.

[@von1trice]

Ethanotor Oculus Yeah, I know that.

[@ElNingyou]

A modernized version of this scene would suck ass because it’d just be a smartphone singing Bart Simpson’s “I AM SO GREAT” song.

[@kennethgibson288]

Sure will!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keepithunnidcj7549]

Electronic Stores in a nutshell.

[@taberah9081]

For a video that was uploaded 17 years ago from a movie made even years before, this is still a catchy tune. Yet, consider how many “cutting edge” appliances have been outdated since then only to be replaced only a year or two from now by a new, more “advanced” piece of hardware.

[@spencerbowden2979]

The lamps are kind of doing the same job lampy is. The kitchen appliances criticizing toaster should realize they still can’t make toast. The vacuum criticizing Kirby only has one thing on him he can reach high places however Kirby’s model lasts hell of a lot longer then his making him more valuable. And last I checked blanket did a different job then all of them. Idk where they got the idea a blanket was obsolete.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

The wonderful irony of this is that we still use toasters, vacuums, electric blankets, desk lamps and radios, whereas all the cutting edge appliances are long since outdated and forgotten.

[@mimikumew7327]

This song is the personification of consumerism. Such an amazing classic movie

[@dieserr_]

I know I’m just another part of the crowd saying this, but it’s funny to me how the old appliances still hold up today, but the “cutting edge” is advancing so fast there’s been 15 iphones since 2006. Toasters, Baby Blankets, Lamps and even Radios can’t really be improved past what these guys were doing. I don’t remember the last time we replaced our toaster, but I’ve had 3 different iPhones since 2017. This song is cool.

[@everythingilikerules]

Would be funny if Radio, right after the song asks them, "So it means techno rave?" and the "modern" appliances facepalm.

[@adiraiju9336]

It's interesting how the more complex and cutting-edge and "modern" the devices are, the worse they've aged over the years. The lamp is probably the simplest device, and the one that aged best - the only flaw today is a bit of an outdated aesthetic, but that's not really an issue. Similarly, the microwave oven has a pretty simple function, and probably aged fine. The boombox and computer, on the other hand, are far more complex and state-of-the-art, but the only reason someone would use them today is for their retro aesthetic - if they still worked at all. Everything else seems to be somewhere in the middle. On another note, I remember bagging groceries as a teenager and hearing this song in my head as I tried to keep up. "More-more-MORE! Everything you wanted and MORE!"

[@Wonka0111]

Yep, I'm sitting here typing this on my 2010-era laptop, by the light of a desk lamp I've had for over a decade, and tomorrow morning I'll probably turn on my radio and make some toast using my toaster, and probably get around to vacuuming the floor with a floor vacuum like Kirby. You just gotta love the irony in this song. Flash forward twenty years, and Toaster and his friends will say: "Who's cutting edge NOW?"

[@daandiks8747]

Your comment is 12 years old now, I think you replaced your laptop by now …

[@Nitrinoxus]

Such is the paradox that is the Cutting Edge: Once you're on it, your replacement is already on the drawing board. Right from the start, every cutting edge device is obsolete in concept, and presently, in practice as well.

[@Envy1359]

I wish the words "more" were replaced by "moar".

[@finland4ever55]

MOAR KRABS

[@robertlupa8273]

MOAR = BETTER

[@vp21ct]

I think that the Greatest irony is that the Toaster,Lamp, Vacum Cleaner, and even the old Radio, would still be useful today. Hell i have an electric blanket older than the movie.