Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man except it's just the memes

Tobey Maguire will forever be the best Spider-Man. He has so many quotable lines, and nobody can play the black-suit Spider-Man like he can
Contrary to popular believe, at no point in any of the three films did anyone say "Bring me pictures of Spider-Man". This was only said in the comics.
Shout out to @Tobey in the MCU: / @tobeyinthemcu
Spider-Man 1:
Don't ever be ashamed of who you are: 0:12
I'm something of a scientist myself: 0:20
Always a pleasure to have our board of directors visit: 0:32
Back to formula: 0:42
Blurry vision with glasses: 0:54
Catching tray: 1:06
Flash punching: 1:20
Go web: 1:27
The Human Spider: 1:48
That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you: 1:58
I missed the part where that's my problem: 2:08
Peter crying over Ben: 2:22
Did you give him a chance: 2:32
I missed him a lot today: 2:42
I respect that: 3:00
You know how much I sacrificed: 3:08
Out am I: 3:18
You know who I am: 3:26
Jameson you slime: 3:49
How strange, there's nobody here: 3:52
Mr. Osborn looking for Peter: 3:53
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries: 4:08
We are who we choose to be, now choose: 4:16
I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face: 4:42
Spider-Man 2:
Pizza Time: 4:51
That's outrageous, done: 4:57
Ah Rosie I love this boy: 5:12
Usher gesturing to sign: 5:25
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand: 5:40
I have nothing left except Spider-Man: 5:51
Could you pay me in advance: 6:03
Jameson's laugh: 6:06
I miscalculated: 6:19
Peter eating a hotdog: 6:32
Jameson as Spider-Man: 6:40
Peter falling: 7:14
My back: 7:18
Spider-Man was a hero, I just couldn't see it: 7:25
I want Spider-Man: 7:48
Spider-Man saving train: 7:52
Hold on, he's a hero: 8:03
Harry looking at tritium: 8:18
Spider-Man screaming: 8:26
I will not die a monster: 8:30
Avenge me: 8:44
Spider-Man 3:
Harry looking at Peter: 8:56
I know that face: 9:14
Oh, it's stuck again: 9:20
Jameson's desk buzzing: 9:36
I guess one person can make a difference: 9:55
They love me: 10:17
Where do all these guys come from: 10:29
How'd that get in there: 10:43
I've become something of an icon: 11:01
See ya chump: 11:12
Give me rent: 11:20
How's the pie: 11:36
Harry winking at Peter: 11:43
Stings doesn't it: 11:58
Spider-Man scared: 12:04
Look at little Goblin jr. gonna cry: 12:15
I'm gonna put some dirt in you're eye: 12:37
You're trash Brock: 12:49
You want forgiveness, get religion: 12:55
Peter dancing: 12:59
Peter on the piano: 13:17
You came. Looks like just in the nick of time: 13:35
Spider-Man killing Venom: 13:53
I forgive you: 14:13
Social Media:
Dank Memes Page: / savagecheesetrain
Meme Archive Page: / the_archive_of_memes
Personal Account: / hashtagwyatt

[@issacc2262]

I’ve only just realized this today. when peter said ‘I had to beat an old lady with a stick’ he was referring to when norman was disguised as an old lady screaming for help in the building

[@catdog568]

Thank you for helping me realize this also!! This has tripped me out haha

[@Tony-eo3jf]

And Norman says "work was murder"

[@Ryan-eu3kp]

Holy hell, I missed that!

[@thunder_heads]

Oh my god

[@sleepywalker87]

I don’t like how I’ve essentially been watching these movies since I was born (2004) and grew up with these movies, but I never thought to realize that.

[@hoodkid3683]

These aren't just memes, they are memories.

[@josh_the_alien]

memeories (Hello, this is an edit from future Josh, I am here to say: stfu no, you weren't going to say that, no I didn't beat you to it, stop trying to fit in, I literally just wanted to comment something funny and it became my personal Brazil, please stop replying to me, i will appreciate it)

[@Allgold912]

beautifully put.

[@Jeff79960]

Damn straight 👍

[@TsegyalBhutia]

Indeed my brother

[@day.jedi1]

@@josh_the_alien shit you stole my line 🤣

[@blacksifter4561]

"i give 150" "300" "That's outrageous. Done" Flawless bargain

[@davidhong1934]

Barter 100

[@Aiden_SpadeZ]

5:03

[@jxrr3n]

“Thank you, Bye Bye”

[@hazmatt3250]

n e g o s h a s h u n

[@goaty_horns153]

Speech 100

[@madsdaisie3675]

6:04 this scene never gets old 🤣🤣

[@originalsomecloud3349]

LMFAOAOAOOOOO THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY ASF💀💀💀💀💀

[@nosenseguy148]

PURE GOLD

[@jesuschristsaveseveryone4418]

Amen to that. 😂

[@beazrich2.017]

Nah at 6:47 😆😆😆

[@aryanc9457]

So true

[@JD-ju1is]

I just realised when Peter says to Eddie get religion he genuinely goes to church 😂😂

[@Curtsy208]

And people say Spider-Man 3 is bad.

[@NerdyNeutron]

Then again Eddie asks Jesus Christ to murder Peter so maybe he doesn’t get the whole idea of what Jesus meant when he said “Turn the other cheek”

[@Sahaib3005]

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[@reggiethemouse1453]

Time stamp?

[@natasharomanoff1162]

he genuinely take the big man orders

[@wanderer_from_the_farlands]

10:00 the mythical character will never be forgotten

[@blupyro3098]

Not mythical, legendary

[@wanderer_from_the_farlands]

@@blupyro3098 mythical is more higher than legendary

[@MariusBoss11458]

Stan Lee? Damn. Glad he got to see MJ and Pete one last time together. I may not know much about Stan but I know that for many people he was special to ya. I can tell he was a nice guy. Just from the small conversation.

[@lorenzovieira1999]

Nuff said.

[@user-lx7vn5kf5v]

@@blupyro3098 He Can Be Both since myth is almostly not true and the legend is a godlike

[@Feelkkari]

I’m just saying Toby is the one who made the most realistic facial expressions when holding a train together or seeing his uncle die.

[@theneedforspeeder9575]

@Eren Özer what a loser

[@redpuggaming]

@@theneedforspeeder9575 yeah

[@theparrishshow9803]

I could literally feel this pain when I saw him cry, that face was the face of true sadness

[@Elysia_bed]

*Especially this **8:26*

[@VALENTINE-hf4zz]

idk man. Andres performance at the uncle Ben scene hits different

[@JB00GIE22]

2:10 I love how he's not even mad he's low key proud of him

[@bigyeet8856]

“Shit, you got me.”

[@sanjayraju988]

He gains a bit of respect from him.

[@thesusimposter5901]

That's my problem

[@jaime2992]

The fact that there’s 14 minutes of this speaks volumes

[@kevinperalta9555]

And they're still missing a couple memes

[@user-sv5kt8qz3v]

the mere length of a video cannot speak, let alone speak in "volumes"

[@betterthanyesterday3912]

The fact that there's 14 volumes of this speaks minutes

[@cdcs_edits]

@@betterthanyesterday3912 🤣🤣

[@cant_find_the_door2078]

@@betterthanyesterday3912 the volumes that there’s 14 facts of this minutes speaks

[@snoopymochi562]

When an entire trilogy becomes a meme

[@themarcraspajr]

*star wars prequels* “am i joke to you”

[@JackGiblenSinger]

Jarmoparmo L. Please don’t compare those trilogies. The Spider-Man trilogy is far better.

[@JackGiblenSinger]

KDStudios course you can! Heck, Spider-Man and Star Wars are my favourite franchises. But the Raimi trilogy (IMO) is actually great. The prequels not so much.

[@JackGiblenSinger]

KDStudios with the exception of revenge of the sith. They’re still enjoyable....but not really for that right reasons.

[@Satya._]

6:06

[@saltychickenfingers]

can we just appreciate goblin for a second. Willem Dafoe is SPECTACULAR at playing him and i love that he’s literally just insane.

[@dorkywarrior]

watch no way home then and then youll love him even more

[@chiaisannoying]

@@dorkywarrior exactly he was amazing

[@saltychickenfingers]

@@dorkywarrior he was great in nwh especially in the scene where peter was beating him up

[@MarkRowGaming]

@@saltychickenfingers the way this comment is a nonspoiler and a spoiler at the same time is an under appreciated art

[@TheCaptainjuicy]

Even after years, he could deliver incredible performances as a cartoony yet powerful villain. Truly an under appreciated comic book movie villain.

[@woop_woop]

There's just something about Toby as spiderman exuding pure raw chaotic and memeable energy

[@Foxymus]

These movies aren't just memes, they are perfection.

[@billsandiego3385]

They're so good. Would take them over any of the new marvel movies

[@chief5604]

Not really

[@aranighosh3945]

Spiderman 2 is perfection I agree. Spiderman 1 is a great origin story and spiderman 3 is average

[@unpatitoRU]

Ahhh time to watch the trilogy again :^)

[@cracked8349]

@@chief5604 cry

[@feminico2613]

Me: answered the math problem using logic* The math teacher: 0:44

[@KojoBailey]

Dio! I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@reikosta4861]

@@KojoBailey 6:23 u miscalculated smth, owa mou shindeiru

[@theaveragejoe7966]

'The formula'

[@sick_bartender]

@@reikosta4861 it is omae wa mou shindeiru 😆

[@Petah69420]

Underated as hell

[@crimson5010]

3:11 me after deleting all my favorite apps on my phone but it still says storage full

[@realjackbruhman]

3:11 funny meme btw

[@pokerface4]

6:23 Hyper Kid 1000 when he realized he put the wrong time stamp for the meme.

[@pokerface4]

@@crimson5010 What no, I wasnt bullying you i was trying to make a joke. Sorry if I came off as being rude.

[@crimson5010]

@@pokerface4 its fine

[@average_enjoyer]

@@pokerface4 it wasn't wrong

[@Keepitpushnn]

"That's cute outfit did your husband give it to you" never fails to make me laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sloanewalker42]

I’m planning on using it on someone one day

[@HOTD108_]

​@@sloanewalker42You'll probably get called homophobic lol.

[@sloanewalker42]

@@HOTD108_ it’ll be funny though

[@TandJgaming]

In all seriousness “you want forgiveness? Get religion.” Is a great line.

[@Gamedayinteractive]

It's absolutely fantastic lol

[@sanjayraju988]

Funny thing is, he actually does go church after that.

[@Gamedayinteractive]

@@sanjayraju988 Right!!! This movie is actually damn good in tons of areas.

[@mr.iiconic]

@@Gamedayinteractive yeah cause he told him to do it and he did it!

[@cruc1fye]

Amazing that this comment has 777 likes too

[@marcioeduardogenez50]

4:57 I love how Jonah is almost proud of Peter in this scene

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

He's like: You're getting the hang of this business, Parker.

[@bradenr867]

Well also in the comics (which can kinda be irrelevant) Jonah feels bad for Peter because he found out that his uncle died and that’s why he buys the pictures because at first they’re not supposed to that great

[@StarkSpider24]

I just love how quickly he makes he switch! 😆 “That’s outrageous! Done.”

[@liambrier5353]

6:06

[@jonatan_1325]

@@StarkSpider24 yeah haha😂😂

[@yngvie659]

The part where Norman Osborn is like “You can’t do this to me. I started this company. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!” It is so damn good really hits hard.

[@asiajervis1379]

FR THO. Gotta feel for him

[@deejay2003]

The fact that I saw this comment right as I gif to that part is amazing… no pun intended

[@nahtesalinas1917]

I remember my late Dad seeing that scene and even he was like "WHOA" 😲

[@DrooledOn]

@@deejay2003 same he carried that movie. Him and JJJ

[@Amber_Valentine]

yeah it was like getting NTRed by your own son

[@mattbair2002]

9:37 always makes me die laughing

[@jessicablueheart9772]

Same this is the funniest

[@davidnikkielinc]

That phone is off the Richter scale

[@dankelz]

0:20 only 20 seconds in and one of the best memes in the whole franchise

[@lunchtray4388]

6:06

[@mrflag250]

8:26

[@laizey3189]

11:29

[@mrflag250]

@@laizey3189 11:48

[@ML-u6d]

15:32

[@executiveo5868]

I love how Parker crying over his uncles death and being one of the most tragic things to happen to Spider-Man is considered a meme.

[@NathanTheCasualGamer]

Eh those are memes for ya

[@TrelliessRose]

Not all memes are supposed to be funny, I guess.

[@idiotnoob751]

When you take it out of context it looks funny

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@SorcererOne nah it's hilarious

[@hotcookies4sale]

Crying toby was used as a meme, thats why its in there

[@domhasabomb]

10:00 is just wholesome

[@game_clips7627]

Nuff said😭

[@rbmedia8798]

I miss that man

[@giraffeman326]

That’s his best quote

[@dalink2388]

*ad*

[@danielleajijedidun3711]

He’s remembered

[@stopanimation12]

8:26 This is honestly one of the most unintentionally funniest moments in a movie for me. Cannot watch this film without cracking up at this moment.

[@thunderchunky5650]

Ik same I laugh every single time

[@smiley1722]

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

[@sheehan3204]

It doesn't even sound real anymore it sounds like it was edited in

[@maddie-line]

Back in like 2010 during the old days of Skype chats, I would send this scene to people randomly as a greeting. Rediscovered the movie back then and this scene was so ridiculous. 😂

[@alectro2505]

Thanos: Give me stones Tobey: You'll get your stones, WHEN YOU FIX THIS *DAMN* DOOR!

[@therealfran1149]

* fixes door *

[@pumpkinpizza0036]

@@therealfran1149 you forgot the snap

[@therealfran1149]

@@pumpkinpizza0036 S N A P

[@ajh25]

Reality is often disappointing

[@danielleajijedidun3711]

@@DeMunCEPHUS :O

[@kaazal_]

12:59 Me leaving math class lowering the class average on the test by 21%

[@jaywardhanraghu4822]

😎😎😎

[@dhilipans5412]

Nice

[@zed9496]

😈

[@J_meel_the_Goat]

You monster!

[@ethan7252]

8:26

[@tetsushatarii2108]

6:06 And a legend was born.

[@sonnyfox8407]

The eternal meme

[@lorenzovieira1999]

You serious?

[@PakalamYT]

Underrated comment bro lmaooooooo

[@ariesatrioramadhandimitrib4830]

@@lorenzovieira1999 pay you for what?, commenting here?

[@l.tamayovillacampa3426]

@@ariesatrioramadhandimitrib4830 killed it dude😂😂

[@weirdchamp4601]

10:46 the “how’d that get in there” gets me everytime 😭😂

[@McMerlin11]

Same 😂

[@davec3651]

He should save that line for the honeymoon.

[@AndrewTateOfficial]

10:30 the most real line ever spoken in a superhero movie

[@shocktrooperstudios659]

Seriously. Most times Spider-Man doesn’t even learn his villains origins cause he has so many.

[@AnonymousApexio]

Underated comment.

[@bickdig511]

@Demopublic Ball guys not dirt

[@fsociety6905]

True that...

[@sorakuzunoha108]

@Demopublic Ball Guys

[@Locadel2003]

Spiderman 1: WILLEM DAFOE MEMES Spiderman 2: J.K. SIMMONS MEMES Spiderman 3: TOBEY MAGUIRE MEMES

[@thekodex1186]

There is too many memes in spider man 2 to down it to one person

[@googleuser471]

*Bully Maguire 😂

[@Hmmm777]

Nobel prize Tobey, nobel prize

[@Joe-rq5cv]

See ya chump

[@NvanRoblox]

If you want to see savage here 12:16

[@proposterousproductions]

10:45 The guy who leaked the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer

[@laurencreed967]

Lmao my fave comment

[@blackairforce1663]

💀💀💀💀

[@miloplaysthings1820]

2:56 When you couldn't accept it

[@mrflag250]

Sony: 3:03

[@comicprime406]

So good lmao

[@emilyriley6029]

That character development when he says “I forgive you.” To sandman vs “looking for forgiveness? Seek religion.” To Eddie Brock is just top tier. We love a forgiving person!

[@bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368]

No Tobey was confirming his ascension as a higher being, and offers forgiveness though raimism

[@Bristol_Lively]

You gotta remember he had Venom latched onto him when he said that to Eddie so I don't think he would've said that normally.

[@Aybeece]

Spider-Man 3 is one of the most unintentionally Christian movies of all time. Even before I started following Jesus, it was my favorite of the trilogy. Now I know why.

[@Necromancer0225]

11:48 pretty Harry just plopped down to the floor, which would explain why that guy in the back turned around

[@anthonytorrissi6511]

That would make sense

[@infamousgames7621]

Holy shit

@@ernestlicop3974 Are you dumb? Peter can sense physical dangers ... his sense doesn't help him find where people are hiding. Where did u even get this stupid theory?

@@ernestlicop3974 look at little 'stupid' Jr, gonna cry?

[@-Lola.]

@@ernestlicop3974 You want forgiveness, get religion

[@AdCrazyy]

6:23 when you miscalculated

[@frostbitepokin9520]

No shit

[@fatyoshi2102]

Anti-meme

[@luvuyosojini6430]

No, YOU miscalculated!

[@mr.perfect6572]

Wow

[@randomturkyt]

anti-meme

[@leillah]

“you know i’m something of a scientist myself” i def wasn’t the only one who laughed at that in the cinema

[@commandonate9618]

I absolutely love how memeable Tobey is

[@billsandiego3385]

For sure. He'll always be spiderman to me

[@Moviephil-ri9zw]

When the video claims to have every Rami meme but is missing several notable memes: "40 thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential."

[@broccolinyu911]

and don't forget. *Peter jumps over Green Goblin's hoverboard* Osborne: Oh

[@juocyjay5732]

The only reason im not liking is because of the reason that it has 69 likes

[@Cappaj2]

Dude they even missed “I Wouldn’t wanna fight me neither”

[@7evenproductions271]

"YOU AND I AREN'T SO DIFFERENT"

[@frostyicy5481]

You'll get your full Human potential when you fix this damn door!

[@mrmcecheese1456]

4:42 when you send someone a friend request and they reject it

[@grammarnazi3876]

This is actually painful in the best way

[@snooppp8873]

Stings doesn't it?

[@Eyeofthetiger69]

LMAO. Do people actually do that? I just assume some just ignore it to be polite.

[@WheresMyRent]

11:17

[@m.a.c.thecatogen8639]

I like how Tobey just always has a permanent smile, like even when he was crying he had a little smirky grin LMAO

[@JBQ_YT]

3:03 When your console says not enough storage after deleting every game on it to install warzone

[@gamingislife8262]

I swear Warzone takes up a lot of space. That's why its good to have an external hard drive.

[@dr-johnnysins]

@@gamingislife8262 it takes up all the space. not just storage space either, literal space. warzone is essentially what our universe is made of. its size is inconceivable to the human mind. warzone is everything, we are warzone.

[@angeloj3139]

@@dr-johnnysins Big brain Time. You know I'm somewhat of a philosopher myself :D

[@deluxodex1846]

@@angeloj3139 i deleted so much for war zone. You know how much I sacrificed?!

[@eyeofminati2653]

Me who plays DOOM '93 on calculator : Gonna cry?

[@Quackest]

4:33 Great transition

[@ItsRedhood]

When u impressed a girl with a dive 4:34

[@hakimibnasri3224]

My backk

[@Aiden_SpadeZ]

😂

[@sheeaatt]

Catch your dreams Fail Get punched by green goblin

[@valentino0343]

Misery misery misery…

[@TheBrickLord]

10:27 that part is just hilarious. It is so true. And it's just hilarious to hear a superhero say that line. I couldn't agree more lol.

[@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.]

Lol

[@haihai9022]

8:26 would be Anakin’s reaction

[@Bagofbones-18]

@@haihai9022 at what the dudes or the sand

[@haihai9022]

@@Bagofbones-18 The sand, obviously

[@bbp2930]

🤣🤣

[@leillah]

6:32 this sequence always gets me

[@emmanuelestrada23]

Stress eating

[@mrflag250]

10:46

[@realkaytlinidk4712]

average new yorker

[@trizzbot]

6:40 i love that the blinds were put on the outside of his office just so they could make this joke 🤣

[@BeretBay]

I noticed that too.

[@MariusBoss11458]

I swear. He looks so skinny in the suit and the head is just some big Balloon.

[@vuo7ng]

@@MariusBoss11458 The suit must have been really tight

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@vuo7ng Definitely.

[@Knighttt662]

I really enjoy how all 3 are holding the blinds in a different manner

[@NoNamex1412]

0:20 I'm starting to think Norman just greets everyone who's a scientist like that

[@elliott9306]

12:19 when you spill your little brother’s drink on purpose.

[@demogorgon2142]

12:19 My older sister to me

[@ejalderman]

"Aww look at little goblin junior"

[@demogorgon2142]

@@ejalderman yes

[@arlokraft]

I don’t have a little brother

[@burningwolf_9679]

“Gonna cry?”

[@lizcedie]

​6:45 probably one of the funniest moments in the entire franchise for me

[@HOTD108_]

It's interesting you say that considering that scene isn't even in the main version of the movie. It's a deleted scene.

[@autismspeakz]

@@HOTD108_EvDoe it’s not

[@pikebasss]

“I have a 9 year old daughter who looks up to Spiderman. Who is she supposed to look up to now?” Unintentionally hilarious

[@MrEvldreamr]

LMAOOOOO

[@originalsomecloud3349]

It’s not even fucking funny, why TF AM I LAUGHING LMFAOOOO

[@MrBraddles3128]

@@originalsomecloud3349 It IS funny, though. How about looking up to her father?

[@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII]

There's no way it wasn't intentional 😭

[@lizaanual9166]

Most of the scripts are hilarious.. Reminds me of stupid conversations between me and my friends

[@RC-Upsilon]

11:01 "I guess I've become something of an icon" is my favorite

[@Mr.Spanglish_94]

“You know, I’m something of an icon myself.”

[@grantlynn1659]

@@Mr.Spanglish_94 this comment, it wins

[@Blobbyo25]

Ugh Spiderman 3 is honestly hard to watch 😅😭😂 Peter is such an awful person for the whole film, kisses a girl who isn't his gf, then thinks it would be acceptable to propose to her like the next day. Soooo oblivious, self-centred and arrogant.

[@masterman13]

@@Blobbyo25 You know that could be considered an acceptable opinion but Bully Maguire ... He exists

[@tobsonasanya4765]

@@Blobbyo25 Not the whole fil

[@redbool1115]

10:17 my science teacher when he shouts at the entire class and they are silent dead with hatred

[@jacobkoelle-pittel4816]

Not 0:20?

[@redbool1115]

@@jacobkoelle-pittel4816 both work perfectly

[@andersonii4478]

your teacher right before: 8:26

[@SandyIRL]

7:49 I must say though, that delivery was just amazing.

[@nobody-yk2hu]

It's like when you claim to miss your student but then you realise how bad they were or this could apply to your cousin or siblings

[@rosalinamacarita01]

8:25 the scream that defined an entire era.

[@g3tshotheett]

😂

[@1Latettaja1]

Even though that's such a good scene, I always laugh during that shot. Idk why Peter would just stand there and scream in absolute terror for three seconds when he should be saving MJ from the wall that's about to crush her lol

[@roxlod6636]

I missed the part where thats my problem

[@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

Especially Spiderman YTPS.

[@youraveragegamer21]

8:26

[@sircart1er]

The raimi trilogy is 11:38

[@boxingbull523]

Yup

[@PolishGod1234]

True

[@ルクミ-w8m]

I don't think I have watched Spider-Man 1 from start to end more than twice in my 20+ years of life (what a sin) but damn, is it lowkey one of the best super hero movies ever?

[@PolishGod1234]

@@ルクミ-w8m Spiderman 2 is even better. Amazing movie

[@boxingbull523]

@@ルクミ-w8m Spiderman 1 and 2 are both amazing movies. Definitely best superhero movies out there.

[@mynameiscarnival7764]

3:03 sam raimi when Sony told him that they're rebooting his spiderman franchise

[@Namchha1]

Sam Raimi when Marvel tells him to make another movie: " I am back! I am back!" When he realises it isn't spider-man: "My back... My back!!"

[@gungeonmaster3720]

@@Namchha1 😂😂😂😂

[@Alpha_Gaming015]

More like 2:23

[@Pointman11111]

@@Namchha1 he should have thought of that earlier

[@tinycat]

12:59 Sam Raimi when Kevin Feige called him to direct Dr. Strange

[@sgtgarryroachsanderson1351]

6:45 greatest spiderman of all time.

[@Nan1s3]

6:22 when she say: I love you like a friend.

[@Nan1s3]

@Hudson Prince_of_Crime or 2:33 :DDD

[@richieonyt5815]

@@Nan1s3 what about my uncle!

[@game_clips7627]

3:10 is more like it 🤣

[@gamingislife8262]

these comments are too good lol

[@ominousvirus5278]

Nah more like 11:14

[@hannag4768]

2:23 When you stub your toe hard but your parents are sleeping

[@christian.xavier.villagran]

😭😂 we’ve all been there

[@aseem2985]

Oh god man I love these comments 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀

[@kirito_online97]

This remindee of that doujin are not included meme 😂😂😂

[@genericidiot8091]

8:26 When you stub your toe hard and you’re home alone

[@shocktrooperstudios659]

@@genericidiot8091 fax

[@ihrbeast6245]

Spider-Man was a hero, I just couldn’t see it… he was … A THIEF, A CRIMINAL 😭😭🤣 7:26

[@idktbh92929]

HE STOLE MY SUIT, HE'S A MENACE TO THE ENTIRE CITY! I WANT THAT WALL-CRAWLING ARACHNID PROSECUTED! I WANT HIM STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB! I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAN!

[@darryllavalley7073]

@N- 2R now i know where all the 12 year olds are

[@darryllavalley7073]

@N- 2R its not, im simply stating that you and all the 12 year olds keep repeating the same timestamp throughout all of the comments. I just think its funny how I've noticed the trend lol, but at least you used another meme instead of the same one over and over again so you have some braincells, good for you 👍

[@darryllavalley7073]

@N- 2R you proved exactly my point about what i was saying. That's all i needed to get a great laugh lmao have a good day.

[@darryllavalley7073]

@N- 2R 12:19

[@v2actingsus]

9:36 [ beep ] “Time to take your pills.” [ beep ] “Not that one.” [ beep ] “Not that one.” ( this one? ) ( yes ) [ bottle- [ beep ] *“Drink plenty of water.”*

[@ilunet]

1:33 & 1:37 every DC fan ever : *CONFUSED SCREAMING* also a cool thing is. aunt may once said to Peter. " you’re not Superman "

[@sadsworth4605]

Reference oooii

[@ghl1sh]

Also 1:33 is a Superman reference

[@WuchtaArt]

8:26

[@hiedemariebalundo5832]

And in one of the spider man tv spots aunt may says "your not superman"

[@demonwizard2162]

I THINK that shazam(from dc) original name was captain marvel before they changed it to shazam.

[@alans.9970]

3:52 Whenever John Cena speaks

[@joegoldberg3481]

Lmao

[@RFBZ-ih4bv]

Most underrated comment in this comment section

[@kingjayXIII]

Lmfaoo nice

[@Iron_Arnie]

lmao

[@LeumazDnazor]

Whenever who speaks? You litterally wrote "whenever speaks"

[@u1timatepotato930]

6:40 im literally shedding tears it’s so beautiful

[@applepopapplerancher3211]

The Spider-Man we want and need.

[@DngrDan]

I thought his face was superimposed over Tobey's. Nope. This is an actual scene from the movie.

[@Gazanol]

This is the guy who humiliated an entire band and killed a whole league of superheroes who were in his way of world domination.

[@theneverfoundnowchannel2048]

He is the best spiderman to me

[@navenesneros5226]

@@applepopapplerancher3211 it’s in the extended cut

[@morphosoftware]

3:24 Bro really took 💀 to a whole new level

[@densereaper]

You forgot about the meme in Spider-Man 3 where Harry hits his head on that dumpster lol.

[@officerdante2578]

He hits his head on the webline , the pipe , and then falls on the dumpster. Dunno what drug you're on to think he hit his head on the dumpster

[@densereaper]

Officer Dante No, he hit his head on all 3 of them lol. If you pay close attention, you’ll notice it.

[@Oujix]

Bop on the head, and I’m as free as a bird!

[@densereaper]

Oujix Will you bop me on the head?

[@Oujix]

@Raven Mulcahey _bop!_

[@will3pr]

12:16 will ALWAYS be my favorite lol. I still remember the theater rolling at that moment.

[@zacharyoliver-davis3502]

Gonna cry? Me: nooooooooooo…. maybe

[@KirbyLinkACW]

I saw this film in theaters when I was, like, 9 or 10. It's weird, because some of these scenes I don't remember seeing some of these Emo Peter scenes on the big screen. Not that they weren't there, but I feel like my mind filtered them out.

[@jrozlie2280]

I was just at that moment when I read this

[@islergaming9292]

Greatest meme of all time! Im so dead watching this at 2 am😂im gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@claudioestrada6965]

13:18 sick solo i can’t lie

[@verdiernoyama9681]

Now dig on this

[@prakharpandey5204]

This is for you 💜

[@taco8077]

Even MJ liked it just look at her smile

[@DavidAlvarez-gw5zc]

@@prakharpandey5204 I read your comment as he said it lol

[@mrflag250]

@M This is for you

[@jacob8949]

I've gone from loving it as a kid, to scoffing at it as a teenager, to ironising it in early adulthood and now I just love it again. Funny how that happens.

[@hiimgamerspruzzino5804]

9:59 when i was younger, i didn't know who Stan Lee was, so i always refeered to him and my friend as "that old guy". Then i have understood that he really is the creator of Spiderman, OG Stan Lee! I miss you

[@mr.iiconic]

Ditko.

[@DRIDK-qb2rt]

mr IIconic *Steve Ditko and Stanlee

[@mr.iiconic]

@@DRIDK-qb2rt i never excluded Stan, i just added Ditko

[@Pointman11111]

Thank you Stan and Steve

[@TheDankNootTF2]

1:20 First, distract target. Then, block his blind jab. Confused, will attempt wild haymaker. Discombobulate.

[@ishpatel3262]

Lol

[@МихаилПенев-ф6с]

Discombobulate

[@LackedBetterName]

Dank Sherlock reference.

[@dariointhecorner]

@@LackedBetterName I thought it was amazing world of gumball

[@rey.blaire20]

Discombobulate

[@d2heartless595]

12:02 what happens when your little brother finally learns to fight

[@Robert-Cinque777]

"Oooooh"

[@therealfran1149]

B*tch didn’t protect me in high school

[@crimsix909]

@@Robert-Cinque777 I protected you in highschool now I'm gonna kick your little ass

[@roxiego09]

@@crimsix909 Ooooooh

[@Void32137]

@@Robert-Cinque777 it’s woooooh

[@gobthegreat7797]

6:36 The way he just suddenly scarfs that thing down will never fail to make me laugh

[@kaejuka6249]

Tobey us actually a vegetarian so when they filmed this there was no hot dog there. Just the bun.

[@guts1830]

@@kaejuka6249 ohhhh lol nice to know

[@IrvingIV]

@@kaejuka6249 I think they used veggie dogs, or tofu dogs?

[@IrvingIV]

6:26 You can see the hot dog in the bun, the take is continuous.

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

@@IrvingIV It's when he takes a bite that the meat disapers

[@GomiSimpington]

7:18 What carrying the whole team feels like.

[@user-lx7vn5kf5v]

Solo Queues Relates This

[@KENSHIROez3260]

Me playing League Of Legends

[@sanjayraju988]

John Favreau with Star Wars franchise

[@Noname-gh4jb]

Me watching this scene after no way home

[@calzoneyed]

How tf did he survive that

[@somedavidoguy_5629]

The fact that this exists means that this spider man movie was 10% memes

[@James817lol]

It's for all 3 movies, not just part 1

[@iGPK1987]

11:39 the way he says "so good" with that look makes me lmfao every time!

[@alqaadi9858]

That and the winking in the next scene “Just so good”

[@badtimebadtime8410]

@ren bao it’s you

[@liavhanegbi2729]

@ren bao lmao’s brother

[@davidetheseiderdupre314]

11:07 Eddie be like: Give me the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

[@Reze000]

Lmao

[@gamingmaster6377]

see ya chump

[@420likeazombie8]

racist. but ok

[@hero5406]

Best comment lol

[@protomanzero8647]

@@420likeazombie8 it’s a quote from another guys review of the Miles Morales game

[@2008dzl]

That transition from 4:33 to 4:34 is perfect!

[@g3tshotheett]

😂

[@Jesus-qv5sw]

I agree.

[@justinepaul5473]

😂😂

[@aniketkumarsahil4976]

Misery XD

[@thomasraines1396]

It looks like he just straight up face plants.

[@themaster22dude39]

I love how Tobey delivers some of these lines with such deadpan expressions

[@cheemschandani5982]

5:48 The way Harry says "I'm ruined" cracks me up everytime 😂

[@McMerlin11]

I have nothing left…except Spider-Man

[@KeyblademasterDovahkiin]

makes me think he really was the perfect person to play Tommy Wiseau

[@WheresMyRent]

@@McMerlin11 He saved your life sir

[@Mustard-FUTNO77]

@@WheresMyRenthe humiliated me by touching me

[@ImagineNotLie]

​@@McMerlin11, that's Sony now, haha

[@mayankrai7127]

When a random teacher is absent and you're about to get a free period Le maths teacher entering: 12:59

[@TupocalypseShakur]

Thank God my maths teachers were fun people

[@westonreeves3202]

12:48 When you gotta get back to work.

[@sanjayraju988]

Why was that funny? 😂

[@mamba2019]

@@sanjayraju988 idk 😂😂😂

[@grammarnazi3876]

My sense of humour has officially died.

[@Dhruv-yu2jo]

r/antimeme

[@Yugue_]

bro HAHAHA

[@ANI-lv7lf]

6:07 That laugh still haunts me to this day 💀💀💀

[@wistfulgraph]

When you want to put dirt in someone’s eye: 12:37

[@FriesenGetsNoSleep]

Why is this unironically funny?

[@redbool1115]

Anti jokes are funny

[@gabrielgaming1102]

Actually 12:38

[@sarmukranghanse264]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@joelsanjay9506]

@@sarmukranghanse264 I am gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@ronankeith8779]

Anyone here after no way home? "You know, I'm something of a scientist myself" was a personal highlight.

[@greekmethemuscle5768]

Yes me. What an amazing movie. Holy shit

[@billyjoel5189]

Fr

[@bobbysumarso5965]

No way home is trash. Change my mind

[@waitthatsillegal.7552]

What a great movie 🍿 They even referenced the back problem

[@VergilDMC]

@@bobbysumarso5965 ratio

[@austin5801]

10:00 this is the embodiment of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics all wrapped up in one quote. Consider Tobey one of the luckiest people on earth to have had this said to his face by a legend.

[@rahulsathyakumar1306]

Raimi Trilogy is so iconic that even Uncle Ben's death is a meme...☠️

[@monaeckhard4424]

Seeing Tobeys cry gives me and all the ugly criers out there hope. Everyone always looks so perfect in movies and he's just so realistic. Same with the train scene

[@erenjaeger6125]

I was legit just thinking this. I love how his expressions don't look flawless; they look REAL.

[@shukrantpatil]

Try Korean movies or any Asian movies in general , people cry like crazy in those movies , too realistic

[@paulschiltz112]

@@shukrantpatil still got the moves

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

You can be good movie, BUT Can you be good movie and a meme at same time.

[@ghostgoji4184]

Infinity war thanos?

[@EliteFreeman]

@@ghostgoji4184 thats only a character.

[@boxingbull523]

Classic movies

[@Wolf_3125]

The Star Wars Prequels have entered the chat.

[@boxingbull523]

@@Wolf_3125 The prequels weren't as good as the spiderman trilogy.

[@annmslgd3360]

12:29 "My son told the world that he's gay" I still can't get over that one dude that write this in another video

[@looopsthejanitor5788]

Oh god now I can't unhear it please help me I want to be free of this pain

[@Ziroidex]

@Isabella Zemetres “My son thought the world of this guy.”

[@beelzebub469]

Wait wtf how I just found this now lmao

[@mohawho8251]

i genuinely cannot hear anything other than this now

[@1nf1n1tenoob8]

😂 lmao

[@bigcheezesupreme2377]

These aren’t just memes, they are our childhood.

[@ghost_joker_5047]

10:28 "I don't like sand, its course and rough, and irritating.... And It gets everywhere"

[@narendrasharma8568]

12:38

[@KENSHIROez3260]

What make your comment even funnier is both Sam Raimi Spider-Man and Star Wars prequel trilogy is a memes goldmine

[@the_infinexos]

"I like you because you're not like sand"

[@haihai9022]

Anakin when he sees sand: 8:26

[@haihai9022]

@M V 12:37

[@briangarciahernandez3150]

Me: Can you turn my 64 to a 65? My high school teacher: 6:06

[@tomarezrankins8846]

😂

[@game_clips7627]

2:21

[@190mohammedyasin6]

@@game_clips7627 😂😂

[@TotallyNotMaiko]

I love this coment section

[@sickfitz4256]

U have 420 likes

[@nspring06]

"I missed the part where that's my problem" *Walks outside and sees the part where it's his problem*

[@nada6991]

10:43 I can’t stop laughing. The way he says it

[@Eyeofthetiger69]

ROFL. It sounded like it's from a blooper reel.

[@dropthealbummike8713]

I remember I was watching bloopers and they couldn't stop laughing at this scene, you can even tell he's about to lose it again 😂

[@Mal-4639]

10:43 me when my mom finds a girls bra in my room that isnt hers

[@BrandonSuess]

Imagine this question meanwhile he have sex

[@noelle3929]

9:00

[@burnt_fuze2281]

5:40 when you have a child that's at the age where you can make them do stuff you just don't want to do

[@idontknowyet2875]

"The power of the SON, in the palm of my hand"

[@ImZhald]

@@idontknowyet2875 LOL NICE

[@paullhrangchal4516]

@BlazeTrail 1269 cursed comment

[@jakeplayz666]

When you discover how the boiling of the water process works in the chemistry class 0:20

[@gamerindia4772]

12:37 The iconic Line Every OG knows

[@4sythdude549]

Tobey's meme lines: 1:26 Webs 1:50 Human Spider 1:57 Peter gets canceled on Twitter 2:07 Missed the part where that's my problem 3:28 You know who I am 4:10 Peter abuses an old lady 4:52 PIZZA TIME 4:57 Bargaining 6:04 Could you pay me in advance? 7:05 I'm back! ... Ow my back! 7:52 Train scene (its just grunting, but its iconic) 8:25 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 10:17 They love me! 10:30 -Why did Sony put this many villains in this movie?- Where do these guys keep coming from? 10:40 Nat 0 roll for Proposal 11:13 See ya, chump! 11:28 You'll get your rent... 11:59 Stings, doesn't it? 12:04 Ooh! 12:15 Look at little goblin junior! Gonna cry? 12:37 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye. (Just a Regular Gamer found this one) 12:54 You want forgiveness? Seek religion. 12:58 Nat 20 roll for memeage 13:15 piano Norman's meme lines: 0:19 I'm something of a scientist myself 0:42 the goblin emerges "Back to formula?" 3:00 I respect that 3:02 You can't do this to me! 3:18 Out, am I? 4:37 Misery, misery, misery! Jameson's meme lines: 4:57 bargaining 6:04 Could you pay me in advance? 6:40 SPIDER JAMESON 7:25 Jameson likes Spidey better dead 9:35 Pills scene (I used to love this one as a kid lol) Basically every line this guy says is memeable, these are just the ones in the video 9:55 Stan Lee cameo

[@mrm9570]

Quality

[@theoneandonly7019]

I love these meme lines.

[@justaregulargamer69]

For forgot one 12:37

[@4sythdude549]

@@justaregulargamer69 oh shoot, that's a good one!

[@justaregulargamer69]

@@4sythdude549 thanks

[@Reddblue]

5:40 When you read that one page in "To Kill a Mockingbird" in class

[@davidcampbell3050]

Underrated comment lol

[@locasaly563]

What page?

[@apolloselene5482]

@@locasaly563 Nxgga page

[@marshidden4352]

I thought you were going to put 0:20

[@Godsecution]

@@locasaly563 420 page

[@hookedj7184]

Me trying to get asleep at 3 A.M. My neighbours from the above floor: 13:52

[@crimson5010]

Too relatable

[@AgariBeast]

Lol

[@demogorgon2142]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brixnotbricks]

Damn your neighbor is Spider-Man pog

[@AgariBeast]

@@brixnotbricks lol

[@MrWhangdoodles]

Tobey's fall hurt his back so much that he feels it in other dimensions.

[@originalsomecloud3349]

LMAOOOOO