LITERALLY EVERY MOM EVER

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Kurt Tocci

Kurt Tocci

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@KurtTocci
@KurtTocci 3 жыл бұрын
does your mom do any of these things?! 🤔
@flowery_dreamer
@flowery_dreamer 3 жыл бұрын
My mom does shout “YOU NEED A JACKET!!!!” Every time I try to leave the house And also always tells me “Stop playing video games, time to be productive” We both love watching your videos, btw
@nightegal4267
@nightegal4267 3 жыл бұрын
Get out of bed I can relate to that keep up the good work Kurt love your videos asking to many questions
@mrgarrett6414
@mrgarrett6414 3 жыл бұрын
I think so
@kimtaylor3515
@kimtaylor3515 3 жыл бұрын
The plastic bags, the spoon and if we heard our first and middle name we knew we were in more trouble than if we heard our full name.
@rachelrussell293
@rachelrussell293 3 жыл бұрын
No because my mom passed away last year 😢 She used to though
@SpevMoon
@SpevMoon 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt is such a convincing AND intimidating mother!!!
@BlessedBeyondCompare
@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The mom voice was painful, but I feel like it was intentional. LOL
@brooketollett1
@brooketollett1 3 жыл бұрын
It was the “ I brought you into this world I could take you out” for me 😂 so relatable!
@stacielzuniga
@stacielzuniga 2 жыл бұрын
And make another that looks just like you. I told my kids that and they laughed at me.
@isabellelahr9018
@isabellelahr9018 3 жыл бұрын
This is both hilarious and factually accurate it’s a little terrifying 😬🤣
@ashtonholliday1114
@ashtonholliday1114 3 жыл бұрын
I know
@pomskyhuskypups9269
@pomskyhuskypups9269 3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss!!!
@zariahcameron-el-mais1681
@zariahcameron-el-mais1681 3 жыл бұрын
I know right it true
@janawhite2326
@janawhite2326 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kaylamcdonald4406
@kaylamcdonald4406 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting this quote, "Are you friends with my son/daughter? Do you want to see his/her baby pictures?"
@God_of_menaces
@God_of_menaces 7 ай бұрын
I am so offended! What is this fascism? You don’t like peanut butter that’s so rude (real)
@meliussui
@meliussui 3 жыл бұрын
“Go ask your father” How is this so reliable?
@gurifiel
@gurifiel 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P people who read this with divorced parents
@priyushavallabhaneni8654
@priyushavallabhaneni8654 3 жыл бұрын
And when the father says " go ask mom, if she says ok then you're good to go "
@mrhappy-zd8np
@mrhappy-zd8np 3 жыл бұрын
when you ask for pocket moneyy
@drewaureangeronimo7816
@drewaureangeronimo7816 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I asked for permission for an overnight swimming with my friends, my mom said now, but I went behind her back and asked my dad, he said yes.
@AJTV_Editz
@AJTV_Editz 3 жыл бұрын
Ok literally every mum does that
@mishxllkhan
@mishxllkhan 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you wore a wig instead of a shirt ❤️ I hate it when ppl do that 😂
@ava-yj2xc
@ava-yj2xc 3 жыл бұрын
Same it’s so cringe when they use a shirt
@mishxllkhan
@mishxllkhan 3 жыл бұрын
@@ava-yj2xc yeah like our hair does not look like that🙄
@KurtTocci
@KurtTocci 3 жыл бұрын
yea I put actual effort into my content lol
@songbird-in-the-night
@songbird-in-the-night 3 жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci and we love you for it
@kennethguy249
@kennethguy249 3 жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
@tacocatgaming7542
@tacocatgaming7542 3 жыл бұрын
The 1 Dislike Is A Mom That Goes Like: “Hey I’m not like that”
@beesafternoontea8617
@beesafternoontea8617 3 жыл бұрын
The two are from the other mom's that think they aren't like that but actually are
@hesaidshesaid09180
@hesaidshesaid09180 3 жыл бұрын
3 now 😐
@princen1raj
@princen1raj 3 жыл бұрын
she must be a cold bitch then
@princessisabellasisterofat5113
@princessisabellasisterofat5113 3 жыл бұрын
@@princen1raj are you thinking that you’re being funny 😦
@princen1raj
@princen1raj 3 жыл бұрын
@@princessisabellasisterofat5113 nope thts a statement 👍
@atreyibhattacharjee8020
@atreyibhattacharjee8020 3 жыл бұрын
"If all your friends jump off the bridge, would you ?" Omg that was literally so true. 🤣. Keep up the good job man!👍💖
@NH-bg4lu
@NH-bg4lu 3 жыл бұрын
I would 😆
@elizaboland-white3391
@elizaboland-white3391 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Keldon1234
@Keldon1234 2 жыл бұрын
If my mom asks me that I’m gonna say Yea Sure As long as it’s not Fatal!
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter832 3 жыл бұрын
Can you do a similar video called, "Every Embarrassing Parent Ever"?
@princessisabellasisterofat5113
@princessisabellasisterofat5113 3 жыл бұрын
That’s really a cool idea 😎🆒
@christinastokes6319
@christinastokes6319 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he is yelling the whole time.😂 so accurate lol
@stoneshannon2502
@stoneshannon2502 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: aRe YOu TAlkINk bAcK tO mE Me: Isnt that how a conversation works
@konodollie
@konodollie 3 жыл бұрын
✌️🏼✌️🏼✌️🏼
@yungblud2186
@yungblud2186 3 жыл бұрын
The other day I saw a sleeping mask for moms and it said “Go Ask Dad…..” I showed it to my mom and she laughed
@BlessedBeyondCompare
@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT
@lifechangingmusic9407
@lifechangingmusic9407 3 жыл бұрын
Omg this is LITERALLY my mom every day.😂 this is so terrifyingly accurate 🤣🤣🤣
@menacingmax2597
@menacingmax2597 3 жыл бұрын
Request: Literally EVERY DAD Ever
@SaekoSeow4252
@SaekoSeow4252 3 жыл бұрын
I died at 1:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mum always said that to my bro when he was younger. Always. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RainbowSauceGames
@RainbowSauceGames 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt makes a really good mum lol 😂 Also that tiny bit of milk left in the fridge, my brother does that all the time and I’m like what the heck is wrong with you?!?!
@katherinekoch1229
@katherinekoch1229 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 "I can take you out..." WHAT! LOL LOL
@phoebezhang1190
@phoebezhang1190 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this so relatable? My mom always takes at least 30 seconds to get off a car, but if I stay for longer than 15 seconds on one, she's like "We need to go! Can't sit here all day!".
@daniellemilligan6307
@daniellemilligan6307 3 жыл бұрын
I have heard every single one of these plus some 😂😂 I love it!!! You forgot we're not paying to heat the whole city shut the window!
@elluh2
@elluh2 3 жыл бұрын
are everyone's plastic bags just under the sink? Because mine are.
@detitheyeti5882
@detitheyeti5882 3 жыл бұрын
Nope they also in the drawer and in the pantry
@BlessedBeyondCompare
@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 жыл бұрын
@@detitheyeti5882 Those are literally all my hiding places. Under sink, in drawer, in pantry.
@karaigrayson8198
@karaigrayson8198 3 жыл бұрын
Between the fridge
@light8697
@light8697 3 жыл бұрын
At the window, just behind the sink, and yeah, most at the rack
@AC-xu1tp
@AC-xu1tp 3 жыл бұрын
3:15 Ya’ll know when your mom says that, she’s not joking around.
@Wolfdette
@Wolfdette 3 жыл бұрын
Haha I expected the counting to continue like this: “one... two... two and a half... two and three quarters... two and five sixth...” etc 😂 But maybe that was just my parents
@savannaliss4803
@savannaliss4803 5 ай бұрын
Mine 2
@lilyyy3170
@lilyyy3170 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 the scream got me 😂
@Peachessssss13
@Peachessssss13 3 жыл бұрын
My parents said the food thing was hard because they would say eat this or starve and I would just sit there and stave myself so they ended up just having to make the the food I wanted
@duskmagicalsister
@duskmagicalsister 3 жыл бұрын
Smart
@emaliecaley9229
@emaliecaley9229 3 жыл бұрын
1:49 is me to my parents, LOL.
@ellieee3753
@ellieee3753 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is literally the most true-est thing ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love your channel!!!!
@TomasGO85
@TomasGO85 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 😹😹😹 my mom used to grab the broom 😭😭😭
@ellalesnever
@ellalesnever 3 жыл бұрын
Working on school homework, but I need to watch this video. Also Kurt, show us your “dad” please. We only ever see your mom
@clearlyakitkat5851
@clearlyakitkat5851 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 that scream tho 🤣🤣🤣
@aliopa8516
@aliopa8516 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, parents are the biggest stalkers
@PamelaJLamon
@PamelaJLamon 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guilty as charged! 🤣🤪 But, it's for your own good! LMAO
@kyliev.3198
@kyliev.3198 3 жыл бұрын
I love the "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it" my mom always said this lol
@Peachessssss13
@Peachessssss13 3 жыл бұрын
Can*
@kyliev.3198
@kyliev.3198 3 жыл бұрын
@@Peachessssss13 thanks! I will fix that :)
@warrennishathompson
@warrennishathompson Жыл бұрын
1:59🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
@SmolShorkess
@SmolShorkess 3 жыл бұрын
I relate to all of these expect the ones about friends because I don’t have any
@helenhanson1001
@helenhanson1001 3 жыл бұрын
When you’re trying to say the salad dressing. My mom get words mixed up just like that! Lol
@jacobward8829
@jacobward8829 3 жыл бұрын
“ I brought you into this world and I can take you out “ - every mom to ever exist on planet earth
@Whereseverybodygoingbingo
@Whereseverybodygoingbingo 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 so good that "aHh" 🤣
@waheedabdullah6371
@waheedabdullah6371 3 жыл бұрын
The first one would've been 100% accurate if he didn't knock and walked in and open the curtains/open the blinds to let the sunshine hurt your eyes on purpose
@nickankhazali2995
@nickankhazali2995 2 жыл бұрын
This is an inctricate painting of Kurt’s deep-seated childhood trauma.
@salmon1290
@salmon1290 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt's mom probably regrets buying him that wig
@nikidamage4179
@nikidamage4179 3 жыл бұрын
srsly so funny! i loled
@Cooking_With_Adam
@Cooking_With_Adam 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when Kurt said I brought u into this world 🌎 and I can take u out lol 😝
@waheedabdullah6371
@waheedabdullah6371 3 жыл бұрын
How can you forget, "Did you put on clean underwear?!" in the video?
@ava_vada
@ava_vada 3 жыл бұрын
ok but why does kurt play such a great mom…?
@araber50
@araber50 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 is the most relatable thing ever
@jenniferhaggerty3609
@jenniferhaggerty3609 3 жыл бұрын
That's me.....especially with the bajillion bags!! 🤣
@lady_yumi8135
@lady_yumi8135 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 Yup I do a few of these things with my son ( he's 7). And btw Kurt you look great in a blonde wing 😁😁
@emmanunuellaefuankrumah7319
@emmanunuellaefuankrumah7319 3 жыл бұрын
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out", classic😅😅
@bencatalogna7735
@bencatalogna7735 3 жыл бұрын
This man is amazing
@draxy6470
@draxy6470 3 жыл бұрын
3:13 jaxon right now: mom did you just threatened to me over a hit.
@sofibishop2579
@sofibishop2579 3 жыл бұрын
1:16 ok but anyone who doesn’t want lasagna is crazy
@angelicariddle-malfoy
@angelicariddle-malfoy 3 жыл бұрын
Loll when Kurt said "feet off the couch" my feet actually were on the couch...I couldn't tell if I should be worried or laugh 😂👏🏻
@sunflowergamergirl109
@sunflowergamergirl109 3 жыл бұрын
0:09 my mom literly has a trash bags full of plastic bags from the groccery stores
@astrociousgaming6232
@astrociousgaming6232 3 жыл бұрын
3:12 that make me brust into laughter. No regret subscribing this man pal
@basicchannel3234
@basicchannel3234 3 жыл бұрын
I know it's more like a Mom/Husband thing, but you forgot one where you go on the phone and talk loud and your husband/kid is having trouble listening to the TV
@naamagoldberg6743
@naamagoldberg6743 3 жыл бұрын
Kurt is one of the best actors ever!!🤪
@runaalienneptune1614
@runaalienneptune1614 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s appreciate that he took a dirty dish out of the sink with his bare hands
@lmzimm
@lmzimm 3 жыл бұрын
the "I'm not feeding the entire neighborhood" got me the "shoes go on the shoe rack" got me the "if anyone needs a plastic bag, they're under the sink" got me the "my kitchen is not a restaurant" got me too
@troublemakertime2.036
@troublemakertime2.036 3 жыл бұрын
Lol for my mom it’s either “Don’t burn the house down” Or “Don’t kill each other” (I have siblings and we always fight. That’s why she tells us not to kill each other.)
@naamagoldberg6743
@naamagoldberg6743 3 жыл бұрын
This is more my dad then my mom. Lol😂🤙🏻💙
@haydenhill6654
@haydenhill6654 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: your always on your phone get off Also them: level 10000 in candy crush
@whit.p2984
@whit.p2984 3 жыл бұрын
2:36 this is my mom she like “iF yOu HaVe A hEaDaChE tHeN gEt Of YoUr IpAd”
@alicenf1987
@alicenf1987 3 жыл бұрын
The smack tho 😂 1:52
@doughnutandcoffeeedits9961
@doughnutandcoffeeedits9961 3 жыл бұрын
Because I’m not feeding the hole neighborhood is so realistic 😂 This is not a restaurant too😆
@gracieortega8611
@gracieortega8611 3 жыл бұрын
1:52 The little *AAAA-* killed me
@underyourbreath331
@underyourbreath331 3 жыл бұрын
This mom has had it up to >here< with your bullsh!t - learn to pick up after yourself! Lmao
@E-Motion32
@E-Motion32 3 жыл бұрын
The first one is so true. I asked my mom to stop waking me up in the morning and she still does it!!! I just wanna sleeeeeeeeep. Aaaand u need to bring a jackeeeeeeeeet
@doodles_05
@doodles_05 3 жыл бұрын
*THE MAID IS ON VACATION!* My mom just said this today! 😂🤣
@oakyyumi
@oakyyumi 2 жыл бұрын
U forgot " Pause the game " 😂
@DrippyOisdrippy
@DrippyOisdrippy 2 жыл бұрын
the one when she says "do you have a headache properly because your on the phone yo much "is so relateble
@jamesiscool486
@jamesiscool486 3 жыл бұрын
0:30 lil billy be like "thats ur stuff"
@robloxlxver7013
@robloxlxver7013 2 жыл бұрын
Legend says kurt is still counting waiting for the kid to get their feet of the couch...
@Maryam_Sheikh07
@Maryam_Sheikh07 3 жыл бұрын
3:29 I love 💕 this scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paigestafford843
@paigestafford843 Жыл бұрын
4:05 is more me than my mom lol😂
@kissyrajan5595
@kissyrajan5595 3 жыл бұрын
This is sooooooo relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love your videos
@aashitasundavadra2752
@aashitasundavadra2752 3 жыл бұрын
I bought you into this world I can take you out 😂😂😂😂
@theropeofallah9341
@theropeofallah9341 3 жыл бұрын
Dude literally you are full package of our mother 😂😂😂😂😂
@bumblelop4942
@bumblelop4942 3 жыл бұрын
'I brought you in this world, I can take you out!'😁😄🤣
@daniellehanson3137
@daniellehanson3137 3 жыл бұрын
ok the end got me with the multiple bags.... that was too close to home LOL but so true.
@bridgetgates496
@bridgetgates496 3 жыл бұрын
Plastic bags, junk drawer, Diet Pepsi and the tornado room is so relatable.
@Hellothere-ky4jr
@Hellothere-ky4jr 3 жыл бұрын
When it’s to accurate: oh nah we gotta go 💃
@pujitha276
@pujitha276 2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious😂 when he said "don't talk back to me". That is My mom's dialogue.
@prettygia5178
@prettygia5178 3 жыл бұрын
"Who did this" the milk part is funny 🤣🤣
@vviviann
@vviviann 3 жыл бұрын
im scared for how accurate this is 😨😭😂😂
@מגןשכטר-ז6פ
@מגןשכטר-ז6פ 3 жыл бұрын
Everything here is so true and 1:59 made me laugh super loud please keep going to make more videos
@Poorvahh
@Poorvahh 2 жыл бұрын
Please this is my mom! 😂😭
@JERDN
@JERDN 3 жыл бұрын
"eat what I made or starve" 😂 I heard that SO much growing up...
@joeyalonzo948
@joeyalonzo948 2 жыл бұрын
its always the counting when we dont do the thing they asked them😂😂
@ava-yj2xc
@ava-yj2xc 3 жыл бұрын
Not the Diet Coke 😂😂
@fsfornemo
@fsfornemo 2 жыл бұрын
at 1:39 the milk went bad anyway
@patriciajones6430
@patriciajones6430 3 жыл бұрын
This is so good. You nailed it Kurt. Definitely going to share this.
@alexandraguerra427
@alexandraguerra427 3 жыл бұрын
I love mother kurt, and do hope to see more😆
@canadianreaper7443
@canadianreaper7443 3 жыл бұрын
When my mom says don’t talk back to me I am like isn’t that how a conversation works and this video is so relatable!?
@henrywalters2903
@henrywalters2903 3 жыл бұрын
The we’res my Diet Coke is so true lol 😂
@Jillian-e8m
@Jillian-e8m 3 жыл бұрын
What did I say about leaving toothpaste in the sink lol that’s literally me😂😂
@jinan170
@jinan170 3 жыл бұрын
the "anything on the floor is getting thrown away" brought back MEMORIESSSSS
@MsAnjoli
@MsAnjoli 3 жыл бұрын
This is too accurate. But I don’t feeling like my life is this funny. Is it? LOL
@triciagerbino9989
@triciagerbino9989 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can't even!!!! Seen it on Instagram, THE MAID IS ON VACATION!!!! IM DYING!!!!
@TurtleNinjaFan
@TurtleNinjaFan 3 жыл бұрын
"What happened to your room, it looks like a Tornado came through here!" Me: Wait, are you calling me out I clean my room! like once every year or two
@NeonBlazeBoy64
@NeonBlazeBoy64 Жыл бұрын
Most of the stuff my mom says all the time! 😂😂😂 EDIT:and she still does! 😂😂😂
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