Today Show Funny Bits Part 56. Naughty Forties!

[@scottweber6789]

I swear to god, I'm gonna find them online, just to watch them every morning. When she said 01:45 "I don't know what I would do with a sausage that big", I almost died. Lmao!

[@daniaussiepride9899]

He looked so stoked with that Logie Bottle Opener. almost looked as if his eyed watered. Hahahaha, he is so Aussie. Lol, I love it.

[@wilberforce95]

1:55 I love how she knows exactly what she's saying when she says that

[@patrickmurphy1535]

The US Media don t have nothing compared to the Aussie

[@Lambpika]

Lol "stuff the environment" Bahahahha

[@tonywalker8421]

US networks can learn something from our Aussie friends.

[@boredweegie553]

Wish our morning shows were like this 😢

[@shadowsbain1]

Happy Birthday Karl!

[@leslieballard8758]

This would be a fun place to work..lol

[@ernestoabstractjoy]

If Karl sang 'baby I got your money' at the start. I would have lost my sh** lol

[@slimi2239]

I swear to god I'm moving to Australia, even though I love Canada so much

[@tracilinn9932]

Can I ditch America and come be an Aussie cause it looks like way too much fun!!

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

They're playing Tom Cochrane there at 3:25

[@chrisp5095]

Dent! Made me think of Arthur Dent, main character in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Was that what you were thinking? Funny stuff! Love you all!

[@losnos79]

when i heard "Hey, Dirty!" I took off my headphones and thought somebody in my house was playing it

[@kalelwilson8337]

This show is so awesome.... KZbin gold..

[@deadfourever2374]

They should have there own comedy show for real I laugh till I cry every time.

[@HyperVectra]

Joke explanation: NZ talk with accent compared to AUS. They say 'sex' for 'six' etc. What the NZ was saying was "Hey Bro" which comes out like 'Hebrew'

[@kenadams3951]

I love this show.

[@microdesigns2000]

My car's nickname is princess, lol. My wife's minivan's nickname is Bertha, Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters. Princess got her name because of the premium high octane gas she loves to drink. Bertha drinks so much fuel that I got upset with my wife for feeding that buffalo all the time. At me calling it a buffalo, she snapped back, "FINE! Her name will be Bertha!". And it stuck. My mother once ordered a new 1976 Ford LTD Landau, fully loaded and fitted with the police package (to get the biggest motor). That car's name was Maurice.

[@tigobittesx]

LOL at 2:09. There is your GEICO nauseated caveman!

[@nickiiit7870]

Love this show

[@johnhoward9103]

I miss Georgie, the saucy minx! She can ride me like a Harley Davidson on a pice of dirt road. Grr

[@matshaverstad9819]

😂😂😂

[@crazykev6491]

She’s gorgeous. Yes but I want Sylvia Jeffries. Wow!

[@TheCarmen07]

Little old

[@lv999sozkyy4]

Fucking hellllllll hahahha

[@MySkydawg]

chuck a towel in the boot and name your car Arthur Dent :)

[@MySkydawg]

Rasta Fonz There’s a book (among other things) called The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams. One of the first rules of travelling the Universe is to always have a towel with you. Meanwhile, a main character’s name is Arthur Dent. ☺️

[@sebm3029]

Lisa reckons if she says "you can't say that" every time that they'll get away with it... seems to be working so far

[@leonisserlis5978]

Karl is such a handsome fella.

[@SHAWNEESKYWALKER]

Lol. Copped a feel

[@underwaterbubbles]

Racing lawnmowers are going back to grass roots level.

[@RoadCone411]

I find it to be a cut above other racing

[@SvenssonIwas]

Gracias

[@mauriceupton1474]

What do you call an Australian in a bushfire............ Bernie

[@peterlogan706]

I can’t remember if it was Australia or somewhere else about 10-15 years ago and the fire chief reporting the fires on the news was “Bernie woods” I shit you not.

[@maxhardcore2399]

How gorgeous is sylvia, that smile gets me everytime.

[@shutthelights]

2:25 funniest bit

[@microdesigns2000]

6:12 In America, we say "shut the front door", but I guess in the out back they say "shut the back door", lol.

[@RoadCone411]

Just like the bath water circles the drain in the opposite direction, it’s different Down Under.

[@EchoBravo370]

aussie slang is an exercise in creativity and constant evolution

[@lizlong8891]

Please bring the original team back!!! It's not like this anymore 😒

[@mauriceupton1474]

What do you call a heap of Australians standing in an empty section..........a vacant lot.

[@mauriceupton1474]

@Green Gecko If you give it, you got to take it!

[@roseslasher]

Car nickname; Dent! 🤣

[@markbanner6473]

Aussie women are fantastic. Be in no doubt though go too far and they'll knock you spark out! Be cool and you're be rewarded, get to spend time with arguably some of the very best Women on God's earth! They are soo funny!

[@eppi3150]

Wish that this was my morning program

[@SssagaBenches4U]

6:50 Whaaa...

[@johnmccarty7540]

U R D greatest.

[@flipper2392]

And here in UK we have BBC Breakfast, and Good Morning Britain!. No contest. 7:33....that arse........

[@maribelgiroux-arita3164]

Why does he remind me of Michael Scott

[@dabooda49]

3:22, I still don't get it

[@gweens8797]

Women are most likely to personalise their ride. What do women usually ride...

[@SDLRob]

Dunno if there's anything you can do, but as a friendly heads up... The audio is out of sync during the dancing scene.

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

oh well, took me ages to upload and ive deleted the original file.

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

its probably because I was splicing in reaction shots.

[@SHAWNEESKYWALKER]

Awww. They’re all jealous of Karl so they have to make fun of him.

[@kenadams3951]

having a good time in life we all can. love you all MERRYCHRISTMAS.l

[@jimadams8272]

Are you still having a good time ..... sitting in your house, thanks to the virus? Lol.

[@kenadams3951]

@@jimadams8272 plenty of work to do.

[@louielambretta389]

Dent? i dont get it

[@MrAbezter]

Dent in the car. furthermore implying that she would crash the car cause she is a women.

[@nottelling998]

+Abraham Sunny There's also a woman named Judy Dench. From 007'. That's what I clicked onto first.

[@petesmith9472]

He was having a dig at poor female drivers..therefore dent as in Lisa's car would be covered with them

[@billarcand4128]

where's Georgie??

[@SC-yw5ve]

That Hollywood queen was so cliche Hollywood queen.

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

[@aritragupta4182]

What do you call a Jewish person from NZ...didn't get the joke

[@lilolaus]

Aritra Gupta newzealanders call each other 'Bro' but with the accent is sounds like 'Brew' so 'hey bro' sounds like Hebrew.

[@aritragupta4182]

EZM Thanks

[@princehassaniii530]

I’m surprised 😱 that dude who told the Jewish joke wasn’t fired for being anti-Semitic

[@SvenssonIwas]

More like anti-Kiwi

[@clmauser]

That's because the left in the U.S. has no sense of humor anymore, everything has to be politically correct. You could not make a movie like "Blazing Saddles" anymore.

[@Kara-lp1cj]

@@SvenssonIwas It's like a sibling rivalry but we still love them and if any other country was to make jokes about them we'd be the first to stand up for them.

[@johnjiaojhu]

PEEEEEEEEEETE!

[@septemberdan6540]

That male anchor is HOT!

[@cocobot90]

Why are there no new funny bits?

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

working on a new one this week!

[@dwrobotics2180]

I know it’s gonna be an unpopular opinion here but Today show ‘bloopers’ annoy the bejesus out of me. The presenters are so self aware it’s painful. They seize on every possible opportunity to grab the lowest hanging comedy fruit and flog it mercilessly till it dies, like a 00’s Facebook mum reposting Jeff Dunham clips and then repeatedly commenting to explain the ‘joke’. The forced ‘kookiness’ is something that appears in a lot of Aussie media and betrays the complex nuance of real Aussie culture and comedic awareness.

[@rene13lat]

Then don't watch it if it annoys you, simple.

[@dwrobotics2180]

Rene It’s not watching it that annoys me, it’s that so many people are happy to think this state sanctioned and well rehearsed ‘non-pc’ kookiness is the pinnacle of Aussie culture when in fact it’s the cultural dregs, the fetid corpse of entertainment at the feet of corporate mediocrity.

[@rodprops]

Them 2 people dancing to Reunited, was cringeworthy. 😑😨

[@EchoBravo370]

comedy

[@ddt99]

What is the name of the dark-haired female host? Thank you.

[@mattcullen6109]

Lisa Wilkinson

[@TheCarmen07]

Old hag

[@stevegibbons809]

Name her car “ fixadent”

[@Emotionz223]

the USA news sucks i never see a show so entertaining

[@dave_yeg8596]

Yeah, no kiddin, same as in Canada, you can't say anything without offending someone. This is just good natured fun.

[@Beefeater911]

8:45: Richard Reid? Dick Reid? Richard = Dick. A reed is a piece of wood (shaved bamboo) you put on the mouthpiece of a clarinet/sax/oboe, and blow on really hard! How much gay can one person possess? I have gay friends and family members, but they don’t use it to get likes online.

[@canyoncarbon]

The hollywood correspondent 'thing' is one of the creepiest beings alive

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

ikr

[@DannyBaby1512]

The celeb buzz guy seems so fake.

[@DannyBaby1512]

@Golf One-2 what's the relevance of that?

[@Jakobi26]

Are this many whites allowed on TV at the same time in current year?

[@slowmo9642]

Tokenism

[@vlfavourites]

Boring without Geordie

[@THAT.RANDOM.GUY_]

T-That's not even her name...

[@bellestar5960]

I maybe bias because I live in America but America is definitely funnier.

[@paulwilfridhunt]

Karlos I like you very much brother but I wish you wouldn’t take the Lord’s name in vain, like you did when they said you were 40 and you said Jesus!! Do you think you could work on that Karl.

[@V3NDETTA1997]

I agree with you

[@WelshmanSudios]

i liked Karl, but the red band shows he’s into the occult, Kabbala. sad to see. right un-subbing now.

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

It was actually a gift from his daughter. Stop believing bullshit

[@deanwinchester2613]

Buh-bye.