Today was FRUSTRATING | Trying New Products

Oh, hi, pumpkins! Welcome to DEADMAS! In today's video, we have a good old-fashioned try-on of products I picked up recently! While I try these products, let me tell you a little bit about my annoying day. Sorry about everything! Enjoy!
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Kosas Brow Pop Nano Ultra-Fine Detailing + Feathering Eyebrow Pencil (Taupe) | howl.me/ck9fO3...
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Westman Atelier Mini Contour, Highlight & Blush Trio | howl.me/ck9fK7...
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NARS All That Glitters Light Reflecting™ Cheek Palette | howl.me/ck9fOa...
Dior Highligher (Discontinued)
Too Faced Maple Syrup Pancakes Eyeshadow Palette | howl.me/ck9fJH...
ColourPop BFF Crème Gel Liner (Crystal Crush) | howl.me/ck9fQN...
Benefit Cosmetics Fan Fest Fanning & Volumizing Mascara | howl.me/ck9fR4...
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[@saraconnolly2012]

Theresa, can we please talk about how every single time when I play a video of yours my husband loudly exclaims, “Theresa’s in the hooouuusseee!” And then he makes the air horn noise. 😅😂 He doesn’t even enjoy makeup, he just likes you. Bring on Deadmas lol 😆

[@seedylee]

this makes me so happy

[@maryeckel9682]

That's adorable

[@brunabodulica4245]

Love this!!! I love makeup but I love this girl ❤

[@hatecake23]

I know I'm responding 8 months later, but every time Theresa is on the screen, my boyfriend just says "BIIIIIIIITCH" in the deep voice she does when she likes things😂

[@kelsey5584]

That egg salad sandwich is the most Florida thing I’ve seen in a while

[@TheresaisDead]

Hahahhahahahahhaha

[@blushandsky]

okay that explains why i don‘t understand what‘s going on. one moment we talk about egg salad and then anticipating it to be in a sandwich? 🤡 but i guess i should ask no questions as i live in a country of fleischsalat (which literally means meat salad and it‘s pieces of cooked ham in mayo as far as i know, never tried it 🤣)

[@blushandsky]

just googled it, looks delicious and now i want an egg salad sandwich too

[@Teeeyt]

​@@blushandskyand Gürkchen! I love Fleischsalat

[@megandc]

I think we might need “We survived 2023 - Theresa is Cursed” merch with a broken mirror and a rip off of the Publix logo. A broken mirror ON a mirror? So meta - So timely… don’t forget the socks.

[@NoYeahNah]

Loved the way "Oooooh biscuit" turned into a guttural little exclamation. (For context, 'biscuit' means a cookie where I live - so, to me you were briefly channeling Cookie Monster).

[@dorothyg1276]

Theresa, I’m replying to your Viewer Mail video over here, since that was four days ago … so I’m late like you. No worries for your delayed Burberry opening. Just happy it brought you a smile! Wishing you and Alex and your visiting Mom a joyous Christmastime and a much better new year filled with peace and good health for you and yours. ❤

[@TheresaisDead]

Aww thank you, Dorothy!!!!!!

[@stephaniebarker472]

“Not that I haven’t done that for 15 minutes”… Can I just say, if I had been drinking anything at that moment, it would definitely have sprayed out my nose😂😂

[@ashleycox5316]

😂 I thought about the Shake Weight episode of South Park

[@YummyGummy77]

I know I laughed so hard because she said it like it was just a normal sentence 😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniebarker472]

Exactly! It's part of her charm :P@@ashleycox5316

[@maeganmchugh]

“Not that I haven’t done that for 15 minutes…” I freaking LOST IT😹😹😹😹

[@margomcgeough3610]

Omg, Theresa. I feel your day. Me: 1) forgot to get coffee. 2) ordered 2 coffees for delivery so Julian and I wouldn't murder each other before 8 am. 3) The delivery of TWO FUCKING COFFEES took an HOUR. 4) my jeans didn't dry, so back in the dryer they had to go- luckily i now had an hour to get them dry. That all happened before I even got to work. PS Julian makes a killer egg salad.

[@TheresaisDead]

Goddamn! I feel the pain!! Also, come to Florida you two, and bring egg salad.. thank you in advance! 😂🖤 Or better yet, we can have it at the next Thanksgiving 😂🥰

[@jack-alope]

That egg salad story was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@catherinelynnfraser2001]

Deadmas is a vibe 😎 It makes the whole lead up to the big day ironic enough to laugh at all the f*ups and f*ery that colour your day. Thank you for sharing your special moments and sense of humour with us 💀

[@holliehoward5484]

Too faced always gets me with their packaging and then it’s the same palette I’ve bought 10 times 😂😂. Your hair is so cute color and semi curl 😂🖤

[@jamiecovello2830]

I don’t know what I was thinking when I decided to paint my nails while watching your video. As I’m trying to paint a precise layer of polish upon my nail beds, a sentence is spoken by Theresa. Which results in my laughter, making my nail polish brush leave a streak across my fingers and then gracefully goes flying into the air, landing up on my carpet. Splat. Darn you Theresa for making me laugh so hard and screwing up my nail polishing process . But oh, it was so worth it!

[@madisonweaver5198]

lol can’t believe you tried to make your day better with a too faced palette! you’re really crazy now

[@greedyelk9155]

That sandwich story is so funny, wtf did the dude think ahaha

[@laurieann2714]

Every time you said "biscuit", I thought of the memes with the woman singing "taste the biscuit". Lol And that is an AMAMZING egg salad! lol I laugh out loud always at your videos!

[@charlotte7268]

lol I’m watching this while waiting on my Subway door dash order 🤣.

[@lisalovesphotography]

I once ordered an egg salad sandwich in a town in England. What I got was a bowl of mayonnaise with sliced hard boiled eggs in it and some toast triangles. No lie. Weirdest lunch ever-until I heard Theresa’s story.

[@Who-en2vo]

My 30-something Libra self is leaving the tundra of Boston for the desert in California, I am thoroughly tickled every upload 😂 my inner Diane that is tempted by navy blue eyeliner and powder foundation is my makeup demon in my head. She’s a chain smoker that is kept in check and sees your inner Barbara 😂😂😂

[@JulieN01-01]

I always enjoy your videos but after eating gummies it's awesome beyond awesome. Love you!!!

[@susannadler9791]

Oooo, I’ve seen Death Cab but not Postal Service! I hope it’s everything you dreamed of! I’m jealous about Postal Service!

[@Lisaloo66]

“Not that I haven’t done this for 15 minutes” 😱 am I the only one who heard this, or did I imagine weird “stuff” in general?

[@BeantownMrs]

That egg salad sandwich story cracked me up. 😂

[@tamrasmith1744]

I ordered that Westman Atelier set from Sephora 15 minutes ago before your video went up. Thank you for letting me know I didn’t throw my money away. ❤️

[@shardunk1025]

Thank you so much for existing ❤️ I don’t know how I would have gotten thru this year if I didn’t have your channel to watch, I love your stories and personality…I’ve had a rough year myself and I’m grateful for you 🤗 sorry if this comes off as sad or weird lmao

[@PamelaH_HappyVibes]

I had to play the egg salad part of the video for my Husband. We were laughing so hard!

[@cathyamerine5140]

Here’s to better days🤗 But your Publix rendition was hilarious….

[@blackathena1565]

Omg the "egg salad" was hilarious!! It reminds me how much i miss you subway stories. I need you to hangout at Publix for more Florida stories 😅

[@barbarabanks3216]

Only people who have lived in Florida (and other swampy areas like Southern Louisiana) can fully appreciate how important air conditioning is to pulling humidity out of your house! Icky sticky air you can wear!

[@YummyGummy77]

Biscuit contour/bronzer is beautiful ❤️❤️

[@barbarabanks3216]

Once we started to emerge from our hobbit holes into the world again I started looking for makeup tips and dove headfirst into KZbin beauty. The Westman Atelier biscuit contour stick was one of my first new purchases. I had never contoured before and loved using it. While WA's biscuit was expensive I have repurchased it even after trying a few others. I haven't found a lower priced product that performs as well yet. Of course I will continue looking but until then WA biscuit is in!

[@AndrayaK119]

I saw PS and DCfC in Philly for this tour. Easily a top 10 show for me (I've been to A LOT). Got tickets for the town I actually live in for the new dates. ABSOLUTELY worth it! ❤

[@charlesalwyn3486]

This felt like an old school story time and I was fucking here for it!!!! 😘

[@valerievalois6263]

I love Deadmas 🥰

[@LeoGirl80]

Did Bob write that 4000 word document? The info not being there screams Bob 😂😂😂😂

[@erinld2005]

Awe hugs Theresa for your frustrations, thanks for sharing your humor with us though. I’m Enjoying deadmas!!! 😁😁

[@colleenjennifer-lynn]

8:33 😂😂😂😂 CAN. YOU. SEND. ME. THE. BREAD? Like fuck, really?! 😂

[@Darbsi]

I laughed so hard at this. You made me smile today. Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂

[@lyndawithay3135]

Me thinks you were drunk when you bought that TF palette, if remember correctly. Funny how I can remember stuff in your life but can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen. Luv ya, you look like a s’mores. 💕🐾💕🥤

[@cyndimiller216]

OMG 😂😂 the story about the egg salad sandwich... I am DYING. Thank you for cheering me up tonight!!

[@debraberetta7596]

Mate, before you said about the server, I was thinking, "I bet that server WAS AS HIGH AS FUUUUCK" lmao! Also, you saying "SHE IS LIKE, SO CAKED" made me think of a powder with a giant ass. I've been cackling the whole time since, ahaha

[@shannymac484]

Re: Westman Atelier Highlight sticks…try the shade “Lit.” It also has a transparent base but the shift is blue/pink. I think Sephora has it in a mini size.

[@barbarag7211]

Omg , im sorry. We have definitely all been there. I was cracking too. At least it made for a good story to tell.

[@tastycar]

Postal Service - one word... AMAZING! One of my favorites for sure

[@cherylseagraves3884]

You with the unblended blush made me say “Theresa” in my teacher voice 😂

[@weirdbeardization]

Yay so excited for you to see death cab/postal service! It was the best show I saw this year

[@caitlinwitters6272]

The other westman holiday kit with the powder blush is bomb too

[@shendisackett]

I got a mini of the Westman Atelier Nectar highlighter in a cult beauty Christmas cracker and I am in love. When it was described as peach I didn't think I'd like it but OMG it's stunning. I also love that it's like a glass skin one.

[@miss_tanababy_]

"Thy face we have hoooles!" Idk why this tickled me so much. Lmao.

[@nataliaknights]

Thank you for finally talking me out of the too faced palette 🙌🙌 they always get me with their packaging but you're so right I Don't need it especially if it's nothing special. I want makeup to excite me!! You're a pleasure to watch as always

[@toko_ribbon]

Ahh Pubsubs are lyfe 💖💖💖 I ate so many Italian Pubsubs when I was home earlier this year. Miss it dearly 😩 and dare I say, I even miss the random ricers zooming by blaring reggaeton 😂😂😂😂

[@xDyxe]

Death cab and postal service!!! I couldn't go either but i will live through you going instead 😂 Also what's in the water my week has been hell lol

[@Babymuexlue]

I love deadmas!!!

[@sinswept]

I have been looking forward to coming home and watching your video all day and now I will be rating things x out of 5 giblets 😂

[@airypersiflage]

I love how you have a Veruca Salt side but it's just you yelling at your past self for your choices 😆😆

[@Silvain943]

görl, stop dem toxic self talk. You're a beautiful Alien Princess born to reign supreme❤

[@kirsteno8526]

I’ve got the Ravie beauty lip trio on the way to me! Very excited to try it! They all look beautiful on you 😍

[@ElleEmm]

This is the first time I've seen it, and it looks so pretty! I didn't even realize Allie had created lipsticks, but now I'm trying to work them into my budget 😅

[@teammeowgi6885]

I can really relate to not finding that 1 thing you wanna read in 4000 pages lmfao. Maybe not 4000 yet idk what you do (just discovered your channel in the last few months), but at work when I read research papers I’m like - it’s either I’m fucking illiterate or you can’t write human communications well my dear authors. 😂😂😂 The egg salad story was cherry on top funny. Sorry for your experience but really can’t help laughing how much it entertained my gloomy day. Also that foundation / tint looks awesome on you I wanna try it too now.

[@moriganna67ify]

The blush once applied and not blended yet gave me serious Annabelle the movies. Love them and own a ton of James Wan a producer because he is a brilliant creator. I still want an Annabelle doll. 😂😂😂❤😊

[@sarahahne4949]

I literally had to pause this video to turn and tell my husband about your "egg salad" story because HOLY SHIT that's wild 😂dude had to have been on something. Also, I'm so jealous you're seeing DCFC!!!! They came up to Beak and Skiff (apple orchard near me) and I didn't go to their concert because I'm a loser. I still regret it lol. Snag those tickets and get in those feels!

[@Emseeaye]

Every Dead-mas I get so spoiled with your content and then I miss your videos so much once it’s over 😭😭😭it’s such a dixk tease! Lol

[@hauntedhouse1996]

The egg salad sandwich story made me giggle so hard my husband thought something was wrong and came to check on me 😂😂😂

[@Winnie_Bago]

Hope you get to see DCFC/Postal Service - saw them this year and they were amazing!🎉🎉

[@rapunzel2357]

Never been happier to be a tapioca pudding. I feel so loved haha you are hilarious

[@ellemarr7234]

Theresa I am losing my mind at the egg salad 😂

[@michelleisabel]

Egg salad sandwich: some assembly required 😅

[@sherylfenner1983]

Ikea version of egg salad sandwich.

[@maryeckel9682]

😅😅

[@Kimbyroseh]

Egg salad, oh my gosh that’s hilarious

[@tdsollog]

The Zika “dead lights” have gotten me too.

[@domoniquecoetzee5515]

OMG PUBLIX what are you doing wow!!! Look I guess the egg salad thing could confuse but we can looks stuff up as well right?!

[@TheRaukomir]

Im not sure what it is about both Too Faced and Tarte palettes, but neither of those brands really inspire me. I see their releases and I'm just like "Meh, it's fine."

[@airypersiflage]

That egg salad.....is very unique. I'm so sorry you had a crummy day! But this video makes the most of it, LOL. Enjoy the concert! I missed out on the tickets for that one 😭

[@gretelc7157]

Thanks for the review of the Westman Atelier, thinking it is time to try this brand.

[@notaninfluencer4882]

I make the best egg salad sandwiches everrr! 🐣

[@LoveMyGSDs]

I can’t stop laughing at the egg salad story! 😂😂 First, I have actually been craving egg salad for about a week now! Second, WTAF at what you received?

[@R.L.Maverick]

Don’t try to get a Philly style cheesesteak in FL either. You get a piece of actual steak with a slice of American cheese on it between two pieces of bread. Ugh 😣

[@maryeckel9682]

Oh jeez! Or oh cheese! I suppose I don't want to try ordering a hot dog (Chicago area person).

[@meee4217]

I’ll think of you every time I see egg salad and (mashed potatoes) now…

[@prettynsleepy1073]

32:54 giblets hahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@aspendewco70]

Next time you do an Asian beauty haul, try Pure Block Tone-up sun base. I love it!! It is made by A'pieu.

[@loweylisa]

This was the funniest try on I’ve ever seen. 😂 Why did I buy this? Because I’m an idiot. I forgot about that. I feel you. I’ve made many idiotic purchases for that same reason.

[@Joyful2320]

You had me at « thy face » 😅 snorted way too loud 😂

[@believeinhope86]

I saw death cab and postal this year at MSG, great show!

[@shortcake66]

Don’t worry about the seven years bad luck- if you were already having a spell of bad luck you can serve the sentences concurrently

[@TheresaisDead]

HAHAHAHAHA YAY!

[@birubay]

Oh Honey, I am so sorry that you had to assemble your egg salad sandwich. 😂 However, I believe that the 'curse' is not because of the mirror. Alex is 100% right that's it is due to not opening up your viewer mail. Please add a mail opening segment to some videos. Your followers are so awesome!

[@mymagicemily]

Have you seen the Vogue lie detector interview with Jonathan Groff recently, where he's like, "I get wet when I..."? That's all I thought about when you mentioned the AC issues. 😂

[@TheresaisDead]

Lmao!!! No! Now I need to find it haha

[@JessicaCEP]

Me too!

[@carriesimmons5271]

Anytime you mention basic b and Anne I have to laugh😂

[@WendyandBradPitt]

I heard about that Kulfi concealer from The Lipstick Lesbians. It looked good so I bought it. I love it and I don't love any concealers.

[@OpenOurHearts]

I’m so excited for dcfc and tps!! They’re announcing a London date too, hoping to get tickets 🙏🏻

[@bertkesurf]

Guess now you're gonna have to sage the house & do an offering to the universe to lift the curse. 😱

[@Blendandbeyond]

Would the TF palette be worth it at $27?? Im so tempted still

[@hilariesurrena308]

I love egg salad!!!!

[@Silvain943]

maybe it is the pressure of deadmas😮

[@kathleenkaffeine8696]

the look turned out great!

[@jodiekelly1355]

I love you Theresa but I can not condone you buying the 'Too Faced Chocolate Bar pallette but in different packing' round 2547 😂 can we just stop enabling them now please? 😬

[@sarahangell5418]

Aww MAN!!! I got so excited when i heard “If you’re not into that, or weird shhhh..” then it turned out to be shtuff. BOOOOO, bring back the naughty words

[@TheresaisDead]

LOL Tell that to KZbin. :-)

[@happybeautytoyou]

Oh no, if a Florida Publix doesn’t even know they sell egg salad in a deli container and can scoop it onto bread, we are all doomed! 😅

[@JessicaCEP]

I thought you would love Ravie Beauty!

[@lilarceo2251]

Cialis ! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@clairekookoo]

That wasn't an egg salad, that was a lettuce-egg

[@kathybrou1340]

I got the TF pallete for 15$. I actually like it. But not worth full price!

[@maryeckel9682]

I was having trouble speaking English this morning. Turned out I was a little dehydrated.