Today Show Funny Bits Part 50. The Very Best of Today Show!

Its video 50! so here is the very best of the show! There are tiny little errors in there but im not re uploading it took hours to upload it in first place. Enjoy!
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[@keikuru1]

They are like Anchorman in real life. The silliest news channel ever. I love that they're honest and don't bullshit their audience like all the other news channels in the world do.

[@conniethompson6976]

"Whacking him off at a distance"..😒😏Those damn Australians are freakin' hilarious😂🤣😂

[@cakeman58]

Karl's "can you make me one with everything" has to be the all-time best lost in translation joke. And his how good are the cookies there gag was second to none. Best host ever!

[@davidwilliams4837]

Epic. I wish we had news teams like this in the States.

[@SailorCookieMafia]

Omg they're so fucking unprofessional and I love it!

[@JessT23]

0:56 "Is that why they call it 'Butt-cheese-mite', Stevie? You been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soteriaess610]

Jess Turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bighuge1060]

I thought he said "Butt-cheese monster". I'm guessing it all conjures up the same sick but funny thought.

[@JessT23]

@@bighuge1060 They are taste-testing Cheesy-mite 😂

[@SeanKL107]

You Aussies know how to do morning news

[@Rezinstance]

As long as it pertains to anything but the news itself, yes. lol

[@aussieaussieaussie9438]

It was all Carl! We loved him but the politically correct losers got rid of him. Carl, if you see this; you're a legend mate.

[@MrBiggiefuckinsmalls]

@@aussieaussieaussie9438 karl still presents the show?

[@AbiNomac]

Aussie Aussie Aussie - Karl is back on the show now. It wouldn’t be The Today Show without him and Ch 9 knew it. Welcome back Karl!

[@zombiehunter1152]

Abi Nor-Mac ratings dropped without him that’s why he’s back.

[@aaronshruby2915]

"Better him than me!" That was his son 😲🤣😲🤣

[@brownskiddyundies]

"He's chasing after seagulls" *no seagull in sight*

[@ourbackyarddownunder5041]

In the full clip Karl is 100% chasing seagulls. It shows him running into flocks of them while you hear hysterics in the background, it's funny as hell.

[@doesntmatter9809]

Georgie has the best facial expressions.

[@mosabhijazi671]

Australian today show is incredible i wish we have something like this in Canada , Love you Aussies !

[@footballgeorgiebest]

That’s looks like the best breakfast show in the world. Wish we had you guys in the UK.

[@mrk.dilkington]

Agreed, be so much better than the humourless, frightened to say anything bullshit we have now.

[@mdshadmanwasifkhan4482]

Karl Stefanovic's laugh is so contagious 🤣. Man is a national tressure

[@katym573]

3:06 I almost fell off my bed I was laughing so hard. The today show is just a show full of sexual innuendos and I love it, they're banter is unmatched.

[@addos999]

karl and stevie are so consistently funny in this show, it really makes the show worth watching!

[@taco8895]

“ I’d wanna be standing back and wracking them off from a distance” 💀 😂

[@petesmith9472]

Whacking them....

[@HelloMyNamesNino]

Maturity is over-rated 😂

[@fatheroffab]

Extremely overrated

[@EchoBravo370]

....and silliness is underrated

[@barbaraj7859]

This looks so much better than America's Today show.

[@barbarabrown1567]

What a fun show

[@wannabedal-adx458]

That's a pretty low bar you set there!! 🤣

[@doingflipsandshit]

They're all so funny, Georgie and Lisa make me laugh so much too.

[@dabooda49]

Its just terrible that Georgie is leaving

[@robert1340]

dabooda49 No, it’s terrible she came back.

[@ongie9736]

Georgie got Carl sacked 4years ago. She's a buzzkill

[@WeComeFromALandDownUnder]

We Aussies have an awesome sense of humour that many from around the world once found hard to understand. It's great to see the world now laughing along with us. I wouldn't change being an Aussie for anything'!🇦🇺💖

[@Stevenoutofthebox]

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this whole thing. Gosh, I am in love with this morning show.

[@JakeRoot]

I love a tug...boat.

[@EarlJohn61]

@Sweetie No, butter her buns...

[@ra-ku3hn]

I am ashamed of my country. ...we have zero sense of humor here. I'm moving to Australia! !!!

[@WeComeFromALandDownUnder]

Come to my place mate I'll put you up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholashazell3277]

You can just watch em online but don’t worry anymore cause the to best hosts left the show witch is Karl stefonovic and Lisa couple other og’s as well whyyyyyyy a

[@davidschwartz6380]

Don't slam the door on your way out.

[@zuboy4272]

Soldiers who died for you country be like : - _ -

[@j.c3629]

@@WeComeFromALandDownUnder Fr!Omw

[@GameSpyDarkAge]

1:00 "You been with the boss again?" I lost it

[@caseydykes117]

Hearing the producers start loosing their minds before the presenters loose their shit absolutely sends me hahahahaha

[@robinanderson6431]

Hello Casey, how are you doing ??

[@matshaverstad3790]

“the catnappers shaved my pussy. “ hahaha 😂😂😂 I'm literally crying of laughter

[@cakesboo6554]

I love Karl but Stevie with the rooster omg lol

[@robinanderson6431]

Hello cakesboo, how are you doing?

[@Phriendship]

The laughter is contagious

[@normturner4849]

1:36 you can hear Karl say "you love it!"😂 3:24 "Balls had to be scratched!" 5:29 Karl planking😆 6:54 enquiring minds want to know😇 8:34 telling a Deli Lama joke to the Deli Lama🙈😳 11:00 Karl in his usual state- broadcast this way! 12:15 Grumpy cat as Jabba the Hutt😂😂😂

[@N.California]

That's what a fun show is all about, on both sides of the screen.

[@Vaporvice84]

@7:47- Best joke in the entire video. Oh man, American news programs aren't even 1/100th as funny as this show, lol.

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

Honestly the best job i've seen.

[@chasematthew1757]

The mocking of Miley Cyrus had me dead

[@lynnetrathen4587]

Omg this is all about us being Australian 😂😂😂😂

[@tetrulz]

They got such filthy minds lmao i love it

[@sxyqt3.14]

dallilamma bit was amazing

[@MillennialRevolt]

"you've been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saltysouthernmomma9354]

Karl is my absolute favorite!!! He has the best sense of humor & he's pretty cute too!

[@soteriaess610]

Karl: "well Georgie, what's your long stabby thing" Georgie: "well Tim's my long stabby thing. I used to have a long torch, but Tim's my stabby thing now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@susanelder7192]

The last one with Karl laughing at the cat !!!! I totally lost it 😂😂😂

[@markclinton8681]

Hi

[@susanelder7192]

Hi Mark, how are you?

[@markclinton8681]

@@susanelder7192 You are welcome

[@markclinton8681]

@@susanelder7192 my name is Mark I'm from Houston Texas captain in US army presently in Kabul Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission?

[@susanelder7192]

@@markclinton8681 I live in Texas too. Thank you for your service, have a blessed day 🤗

[@alexx3914]

The anchor man in real life. Pure gold

[@BilltheFifth]

They know how to have fun down under. This feels like the kind of fun that can be had we people aren't terrified of offending snowflakes and cancel culture.

[@Rambler1995]

I wish you were allowed to be funny in America.

[@heru-deshet359]

@Seth Ellison America used to be funny. Now anything you say funny is considered racist or bigoted.

[@tonyedwards2693]

Heru- deshet what a stupid thing to say

[@heru-deshet359]

@@tonyedwards2693 Not one damn bit. It's completely true. There is always some snowflake sjw or activist that whines.

[@heru-deshet359]

@Seth Ellison Bull shit! The media and the left have done that. Show me an actual comment that Trump has ever made with a racist word or sentence. He's never attacked or made a derogatory remark to race or ethnicity. But the media loves to twist everything around which has been proven to do and those like you who believe it without doing research for the truth. You can blame Obama, Sharpton and his cronies for the severe deepening of the racial divide in this country that happened with Fergusen and BLM.

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

Tony Edwards ...well...he’s not wrong about that....you really have to watch your mouth these days...

[@9Hurricane1]

here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!

[@theneck5157]

Holy shit !! Peking duck anyone !! Wow that was great

[@bryngriffith]

Need an update every week! Best thing on KZbin!

[@bettygitzke4131]

I’m in LOVE with everyone of these people....nothing BETTER THAN LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrwin8]

I wish everyday was like this. Really. Don't pay attention to the left. Be happy. Keep your humor. Lets bring it back here , now!!!!!!

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

It's ok when it's a fish but not a bird. ? Hahah

[@bernardhargreaves9009]

LMFAO fucking up with the dalalama 8.57 haha

[@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211]

The guy running from the chicken. . . What a freakin riot.

[@jonathanleverdesigner]

The pizza joke classic, right over curtain boys head

[@jrut003]

😁😁😁 funniest bit for me was when he asked what color does a smurf go if you choke it? lol

[@kane4013]

These clips are throbbing with innuendos!

[@drumdude46]

So much Fun. they don't screw around with being uptight or PC...like here. everything's 'Game'. Love it!

[@petesmith9472]

Yep. I've become a fan of Georgie. Sultry. Sophisticated.

[@anmolsingh1926]

"How good are the cookies there"😂😂😂😂

[@Alex-hu4yf]

Pelicans are the cheekiest little buggers 🤣

[@effemf.m.5093]

Stevies so innocently sweet lol

[@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603]

The Bee attack lmao Gary: Better him than me

[@Velunira]

ayeee haha I lost it when Karl was chasing seagulls lmao.

[@holdencaulfied7492]

The Dalhi Lama walks into a pizza place and asks, can you make me one with everything?

[@jauntyhatsociety6922]

I was dying

[@ikerdelpalacio5160]

I don't get it :-(

[@whatthe3131]

@@ikerdelpalacio5160 one with everything for the Dalai Lama probably means at one with the Universe. One with everything in a pizza shop means a pizza with the lot.

[@delivrex]

10:20 had me in laughing to tears

[@danamuller554]

Why cant America's morning shows be this funny. I would watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂

[@VS9050909]

I need this type of comedy and news too get me ready for work every morning in America... it’s better then all of the evil going on that’s for sure!

[@Chuckles2109]

Still miss them all in 2023.

[@fatheroffab]

It’s obvious that Karl is deathly afraid of spiders.

[@jocsanabdala9456]

4:15 he knew EXACTLY what he was saying

[@thefingerofgod69]

They are so out of control and I approve!

[@truthnaction7657]

This team has so much fun together, great chemistry makes for great T.V. and if it wasn't for the fact that everything in Australia, from the flora to the fauna, is poisonous and will kill you instantly- it's almost worth considering a move there. fireman comment +pause+ "what?"=priceless! 9:54

[@georgewheeler193]

Sister of that picture< #50 is my favorite episode...watched it dozens of times, especially the part when they make fun of Miley Cyrus...gets me every time!!😂😂😂

[@chrisyancey3428]

First time I seen Karl and Lisa on the morning news in Australia I realized just how bad America was heading and it’s only gonna get worse, but if you realize what America was really started for then he wouldn’t be in America haha

[@sharontaylor2567]

This was when the Today show was entertaining and fun to watch. Oh bugger Karl... come back

[@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211]

They have the wonder and joy of 4 year olds. Some nights I just watch these all night.

[@dmkappa62]

Georgie is a gorgeous lady, lovely smile

[@08wolfeyes]

The women on the show look stunning and i love the humour. I wish more shows would be like that and not be so serious as they always seem to be.

[@russdy1982]

... And in the end, balls had to be scratched! lmao

[@Dr.Phoenix]

Karl has the best laughter !

[@Neonusrat]

Man you gotta love Karl!

[@ginasrog794]

0:39 is hilarious 😂

[@junkman12345ful]

that last one needs to be a gif

[@MrMrremmington]

What a great way to begin your day.

[@Silentstorm_AU]

I really wish I was up at 5:30am every morning to watch this :(

[@taralgasarah]

Georgie and Karl their relationship has me in tears

[@oldbirdwing9114]

they should make a show about this

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

they should ;)

[@huntress2538]

With the seagulls then the camera in the full version pans back to confirm that Karl is indeed chasing multiple flocks of seagulls. Naturally. Oh, and yes, they love scaring the daylights out of him because it always results in him pelting stuff 😂

[@Ez1DD]

Damn I want to move to Australia now 🤣

[@idrinkpisswater2245]

This is y I love Australia 🤧😂

[@fiveohfivethree]

MORE! Must have more!

[@WilliamYemm-jk8ry]

Kyle is a legend wish British TV news was this entertaining 😅😂❤

[@coachguy123]

Long time viewer of today show and I love your videos. Get to relive all the funny bits. Keep up the great work mate. Love it!

[@woodbrettm]

0:46 all the other chickens were laughing their asses off

[@selvjas1172]

Now that's funny right there I don't care what you say and if you don't think so you'd better just get the heck outta here.

[@quagmire1130]

1:22 Imagine being a seagull and you see this man running at you

[@zanducktv2398]

This show is so much fun. Our This Morning has its moments here in the UK, but can't compete with you guys for full on laughs and nice totty!

[@gaston8512]

Infinitely better than American Today Show. They actually have personality, tease each other and don't push their political agendas

[@markdiemidio7747]

These ladies are too cool 😎!

[@Mr1in1000000]

Playing that game and saying here it comes is very dangerous

[@raphaelsartori]

the juices to the chest one was borderline awful ... still funny tho

[@bartschlief2574]

Haha the cookies are great here🇦🇺❤🇳🇱

[@freddiem8801]

So funny, and entertaining ❤❤❤😊