Tom Leykis

[@tristanneumann5060]

I'm so happy for Scott and Kulap, that they were finally able to have a baby.

[@randman21]

No way! I've been out of the loop for many years, but often thought about their trying to have a baby for some reason. Thanks for sharing the great news

[@n16161]

Me too it was heartwarming news. And since then, seems like things have been good

[@Phished123]

I still think one of my favorite parts of this is when Tom says "we got bitches in chains" and Scott just casually, almost mumbles into the mic "we don't have anyone in chains"

[@DELINQ]

How about Scott mumbling about his and his ex-GF’s fifteen month ordeal trying to get pregnant? Ten whole years later they finally decide to try poking holes in those condoms AND NOW THEY HAVE A BABY AND HE IS HOOKED FOR LIFE!

[@eucaine]

You know what I'm talklblbl?!"

[@ICareBecauseYouDo]

1:22 lose my shit every time

[@CarryLarry]

@@ICareBecauseYouDo 2:42 same

[@totallystevemcqueen]

2:40

[@Aethem_Animist]

😂😂😂

[@stephenriley431]

whatever is happening at 5:45 with his voice is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@kme321]

I lost it, funniest part of the whole segment

[@infinityslump]

such a great segment, i've heard it at least 100 times

[@jmsmith1767]

Same. “You got it!”

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"Thank you, *son*

[@palazzo1113]

I DON'T CARE

[@LG-lp7cl]

“The balls go in real smooth” is an under appreciated classic

[@nicksievers]

Amy's cackling absolutely sells the absurdity.

[@JS-lo8hr]

"samsara IS nirvana, thats what it tell ALL my bitches" that one always gets me

[@Jerrythejerboa]

Because it’s so under the radar true hahaha

[@ToniLovesSkateboarding]

Leykis' episode in Lauren Lapkus' "With Special Guest" podcast should be in the Smithsonian Museum of Podcasting

[@j.b.595]

Where can I listen?

[@ToniLovesSkateboarding]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@j.b.595used to be in the Stitcher app but I don’t know where it’d be now. Maybe here on KZbin? Or google “with special guest Tom Leykis episode”

[@Jerrythejerboa]

The way she kind of agrees with him and likes his shtick is so intriguing

[@shane7850]

If you're still listening to this in 2021...YOUUU GOT IT!

[@charlesmurtaugh3771]

I DON’T CARE

[@sz5876]

@@charlesmurtaugh3771 🦃

[@hallowell1038]

2023 it’s still a stone cold classic SON.

[@jmsmith1767]

0:14

[@dandy_griffith]

You bet I am, DEAR.

[@JimJonesKoolaid]

I remember listening to this driving alone through Yosemite at 4am in 2016 and almost crashing from the laughter.

[@virtusetglorie]

I'VE GOT THE MICROPHONE, ABLBALBALA I'VE GOT A MICROSCOPE... hahahaha

[@LazyByName]

When he talked about unfolding like a Decepticon, I lost my shit so bad on a somewhat crowded train

[@soxrox6411]

Oh, you better believe we're the bad boys.

[@gigglesmcgee1996]

“I’m looking through the microscope ... down on the gelblblbic level the sublblbltomic level”

[@DasKomet]

One of the all time best episodes. Adomian and Poehler work so well together.

[@scottgreenberg1596]

I recommend this episode to people who want to start CBB.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

One-Tom-Hundred-Tom-Hundred-Tom!

[@DannyWilliamH]

Such a great Leykis impression. Dead on.

[@randman21]

God, so many years later and I remember exactly I was when I first heard this. Classic

[@scottheins]

It's such a shame this isn't online in full anymore, the later bits where he does commercial reads and then raps about exotic pets is unbelievable

[@rishabhpb]

Saw James Adomian live last night, Tom Leykis made a 2-minute appearance :D

[@Adrhodes442]

God I wish there was video of this

[@Jason1717171717]

"Marriage is for women to get their hooks intlblblman"

[@TheRealAdamT]

Everything I do is organic!

[@ender3360]

Hahaha

[@playitagainsam1031]

EASILY one of the funniest all time segments of CBB.

[@Scot913319]

I am so happy this exists.

[@stock3jacob]

I'm a Hollywood Handbook and I4H guy.....but this is pretty much the pinnacle of comedy. James Adomian absolutely destroyed this. It should be enshrined somewhere.

[@inhubygvt]

Always worth a re-listen. 1-TOM-100-TOM

[@crumbb_m]

*BLOW ME UP TOM!!!!*

[@felicity4711]

It’s hard to believe it’s 15 minutes long! It just flies by, that’s how entertaining it is! (Blblblb.)

[@Y2Jason99]

James Adomian is so great.

[@Scupple]

I love how much Amy loves it.

[@alan.smitheeee]

I think this may is my favorite CBB bit ever.

[@sz5876]

I remember hearing Leykis when I moved to LA in 2005, this is dead on lol. So hysterical

[@steeedotcom8023]

“We don’t have anyone in chains”

[@frankbeltran1412]

This has vanished from the internet. I need this episode!!1!

[@Jeremo-FD]

all eps are on cbb world

[@EpicChocolateSauce]

Amy's laugh

[@alan.smitheeee]

I've never laughed so hard at an impersonation.

[@THEBYGONE]

it's A+++++ I had the fortune of seeing it live

[@countryboyred]

“I’M DOING GREAT!”

[@apropervillain]

"I have my feet wrapped around your buttocks"...James is the Best! Blow me up, Tom!!!

[@billbilly8420]

Adomian is a genius

[@raykahn455]

Can some please tell me what's being said at5:45 the transcript isn't enough

[@roisinska]

Everything I DO IS ORGANICLBLBL

[@MordecaiKart64]

best CBB episode I've ever heard, Adomian kills it

[@DannyWilliamH]

...and if you're gllonna slob it slimmi in slla inlla belllingin thle couch!

[@Efro1632]

My favorite moment out of all of this. 😂

[@brandonmendonca5575]

@6:20 Congrats to Scotty D and the widow Howl App on the kid! So crazy to hear him talking about them trying for a kid a decade before it happened.

[@LMC_CD]

2019, still a highlight episode!

[@storky1]

This is just SO GOOD.

[@chiefs816kc]

Great impression of Tom Leykis

[@GourmetPez]

Amy Poehler's cackle is adorable

[@annerako]

DEADBEAT DADS DOT COM!! If your son is gonna grow up to be a man he better have an example, log him in at deadbeatdads.com and get 50% off next time you push a woman

[@GUITARTIME2024]

lol

[@kylesteinhauser2535]

He's so good everytime he goes on Sklarbro Country as well.

[@rextyrannos4517]

truly 11/10.

[@IntrudersForever]

This is just great comedy!

[@jmsmith1767]

15 minutes and not a bad second 900 seconds of hilarity.

[@BennyGaberMusic]

WEVE GOT BITCHES IN CHAINS LMFAO

[@kingofcharisma]

Really Happy Scotty Auks finally got his kid

[@future62]

This was phenomenal

[@puggytheseacow1927]

Only reason I've shown up is to sign racks and porg butts

[@directorA05]

James also does a good Leykis on The Todd Glass Show, another great podcast, i highly recommend it.

[@SuperNewfie1976]

I DON'T CARE!

[@inspectorx]

and if you're gonna slob it right you better glblalbalbla be a real slalblblblb like a blblblblbl coin on a couch

[@CardboardObsession]

Coil in a couch

[@daveseebacher8631]

I'm still listening in 2023...if you don't get the joke then leave. 🙏

[@qwertyman129]

Didn't this episode come out right when Amy Poehler was getting separated? This was probably cathartic for her!

[@danguiano11]

😂🤣😂🤣😂 It hit home.

[@manuelmoreno8374]

This was funny af

[@iknowwhatyouplayed]

Adomian does the greatest impersonation of Leykis I've ever heard.

[@sejemandhaha]

of anyone

[@phoogoo]

Check out Phil Hendrie's Leykis

[@harrydubois5951]

5:45 so many times.

[@55fivefive]

Took me years to realise 14:05 is Enter Sandman

[@YamashitaTsubasa]

When Scott mentions his having-a-baby troubles and it's hard to tell whether it was true or not, is exquisite

[@YamashitaTsubasa]

Idk where you came from but please go back

[@jeredgranatir6219]

Daniel Anguiano Clearly a real life fan of that talentless jerkoff hack Lykus. Fat loser catering to even bigger losers that have trouble talking to women at the most basic level.

[@scottgreenberg1596]

It's true.

[@BillFirecox]

@Ted Wilson now he has a baby

[@natewilliams1062]

Hablibbledeeblah dibbledee DEAR!!! 1-800-TOM-TOMM!!!!!

[@bigshaka05]

What I wouldn’t give to see this on video.

[@legodude666]

I could barely hear from laughing so hard, sweet christ that was accurate.

[@JS-lo8hr]

i cant believe i heard this live(or the monday it came out)

[@sejemandhaha]

i can

[@Melissa-tw2gp]

When I found out Tom Leykis was a real dude, I absolutely lost my mind.

[@KlxGreenhornet]

Know what I'm talkingbloot?

[@missalboogie]

I'm curious as to why James doesn't appear on CBB anymore.

[@itsalongbeachthing]

EVERYTHING I DO IS ORGANIC!

[@nicenewpants]

Anyone else disappointed they didn't include the part where Tom asks Amy if she's "beefing" anyone?

[@ZanderEzekial77]

Going to his website is like staring into the mouth of madness.

[@MrEScience]

My friends I actually want to talk to and interact with text tones say "you know what I'm talking aboutlble!" Work people and any random numbers are set to "I don't care!"

[@jackoshea1810]

Blow me up Tom!

[@dorian4404]

I UNFOLD MYSELF

[@GentlemanJack11]

Dear God, this is hilarious.

[@kylesteinhauser2535]

so awesome that it's a real person. it makes you appreciate the impression that much more awesome and ridiculous.

[@jjointer]

Everything I do is organic!!

[@danguiano11]

Long live Tom Leykis!

[@ThorogoodFan1]

HILARIOUS!! Thanks!!

[@vilujidiot]

Best character ever

[@Dontrel3030]

This bit is extra funny now because people nowadays take people like this seriously in the 'manosphere'.

[@TaylorGWyatt]

...you better believe we’re the bad boyz

[@mr_bigbux]

5:59 You got married!

[@ty22guy]

This is hilarious. I'm so embarrassed I used to listen to Tom Leykis back in the day. I was young and impressionable! Gimme a break!

[@davidlee4903]

Hey, at least you grew out of it.

[@sirfartyfartsalot9896]

Why are you embarrassed?

[@ty22guy]

@@sirfartyfartsalot9896 because he was a misogynist douche bag.

[@sirfartyfartsalot9896]

@@ty22guy Did Leykis 101 work for you? And answer the damn question this time.

[@ty22guy]

@@sirfartyfartsalot9896 Hell no it didn't. And I did answer your first question.

[@laynenadon8630]

I loved this guy🤘🤣🤘

[@TheBestFace]

5:44. Um, wow.

[@KauaiboyRayce]

IN TEARS OF CONVULSIVE JOY

[@TheInfoBlast]

You know what I’m talking about

[@jboudon11]

☸️ “you know, sweetheart, samsara is nirvana, that’s what i tell all my bitches” ☸️

[@jqyhlmnp]

Be sure to sign racks and pork butts

[@samplisticsam4678]

I didn't know who tom leykis was when I first heard this but I laughed so hard listening that I looked up the real Tom leykis (who also turns out to be a genius) and went down that rabbit hole. This impression is incredible and I never would have discovered leykis 101 without it

[@sz5876]

Lucky enough to have heard Tom when I moved to LA in 2005. This is incredible, thankfully it was Jason and Amy and not Tig Nota(lent)ro who sucks the air out of anything funny.

[@doublaich5990]

Why do you think he's a genius?

[@v.b9139]

He’s a genius the way Joe Rogan, and Tucker Carlson is a genius. Do better.

[@kinglouis69420]

Best CBB ever

[@mp3098]

love for amy x infinity.

[@yellowjacket8324]

James Adomian : is funny. The hosts : have to explain why they’re funny to other people.