Tom Scott but out of context

[@transcendentalanarchy]

"sometimes it's ok to cause a little bit of drama" "it caused the worst nuclear event in history" seems about right

[@DataExpungedNull]

Yep

[@caseys2698]

We cause a *little* bit of drama

[@iminyourfridge894]

So you brought a banana for scale

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@caseys2698 we do a little nuclear fallout

[@WhatHandlesAreAvailable]

cat

[@ObeyCamp]

My favorite one, by far, is "WE ARE ON...AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE." His face and tone are SO serious, like he's announcing the actual apocalypse and it kills me every time lmao

[@vermilisix]

Mine too.

[@theexitisthisway6082]

it's like something from a movie, i swear. he's being SOOOO serious. having a meryl streep moment

[@quinsutton7097]

Yeah that one got me.

[@quinn7894]

1:48

[@schrottiyhd6776]

i read this comment before i saw that clip... you have to see it to understand

[@tntisbased]

"if you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London, seriously!" OK, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL.

[@mikem9246]

I mean, obviously.

[@pandapops5428]

just another Wednesday evening in the Jedi temple

[@avemflamma]

the magnus archives

[@arkanon8661]

exactly what i thought XD

[@assesmus3992]

That's one of my favorite sentences now lmao

[@undecidedhandle]

him running around screaming "ONE TAKE!" was oddly wholesome

[@najrenchelf2751]

To be fair, I’d be really stoked too! :D

[@azadanzans5359]

We flew a kite, in a public place! We flew a kite in a PUUUBBBLIIIC PLACE!

[@DataExpungedNull]

Honestly, I need a full version of that ngl

[@NubNublet]

this is stuck in my head now

[@mola1.980]

@@DataExpungedNull some people did, but unfortunately with Rihanna voice in the missing parts

[@adamrezabek9469]

@@mola1.980 someone did it without it

[@willhendrix3140]

@Mola 1.9 The one you're talking about: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpe7l2Cfaseqe7M @Adam Řežábek the one you're talking about: soundcloud.com/songs_i_dont_put_on_yt/we-flew-a-kite-in-a-public-place (well, I assume that these are the ones. what do I know)

[@aeoifjapefijl]

"to make matters more complicated, I am British" absolutely reasonable complication

[@trk20.]

"Can this burn me?" "Yes" "OK" *continues to put hand in front of laser

[@daanielrebonen6353]

true

[@ASocialistTransGirl]

@@daanielrebonen6353 it wasn't A statement was quote

[@zzedixx]

@@ASocialistTransGirl It wasn't a statement, it wasn't a quote, it was a joke

[@howdoipickaname9815]

it wasn’t a statement, a quote, nor a joke, it was a sentence

[@mosesracal6758]

@@howdoipickaname9815 There is some debate on how accurate that really is and by some debate I mean THIS IS A REALLY CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT IN LINGUISTICS AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS

[@rocketgeek96]

The "little bit of drama" to "nuclear accident" cut is getting a lot of attention, and rightly so, but the "unfortunately I'm British" to "smash some art with a hammer" cut is absolutely sending me.

[@omega2194]

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" *gets run over by a train* "And I'm ok with that"

[@caltheuntitled8021]

It was the linguistic mafia’s descriptivist bus, actually

[@StrawberryCrush2000]

Tom Scott starring in A Trolley Problem

[@nottelling8129]

2:50

[@gabrielh0319]

Tentatively I put my fingers in the goo.

[@tob19]

a bus you mean you nincompoop

[@IsuCunei]

Tom is actually a comical genius we just haven't realised it yet

[@big_sea]

yes

[@danthemam]

Mmmm

[@redpheonix1000]

I don't think he knows it himself

[@janthecoo4964]

we have long realised it

[@niks660097]

@@redpheonix1000 best kind of geniuses..

[@SeleneRoseRM]

"Im going to shut up for a bit" "AND THATS A LIE" me all the time

[@caseys2698]

That was my favorite combination in the video 😂

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

okay alexander hamilton calm down

[@lilster8968]

time stamp?

[@jonathonbaker4300]

@@lilster8968 2:33

[@Foxy_AR]

5:33 “mocking the government and then having the government not find that funny, that is a really good gag.” “THAT WAS LEGAL!!” 😂

[@ashleycrow8867]

If you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of london

[@meetaverma8372]

because that's how it sells XD

[@bigmaxporter]

@@meetaverma8372 I mean if there was a gay romance novel wherein they built a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of London I'd read it

[@discowizard681]

What just going to point this delightful bit of editing out lol

[@midnight_styx]

SERIOUSLY

[@sneezindoggo6528]

Wednesday evening in the Jedi temple

[@bigmamisvea3318]

This made me realize that you hold the ability to make anyone look like a total freak just by taking single words or sentences of them out of context in your bare hands.

[@DataExpungedNull]

:)

[@Ikxi]

"This made me [...] a total freak" - bigmamisvea3318

[@bigmamisvea3318]

@@Ikxi you got it haha

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

"Built for leisure, not for speed" Why do I feel called out

[@DataExpungedNull]

Same tho

[@arturdelima1230]

5:41 this is my favorite one, idk why but the way the camera pans up as he dramatically says "but this tree does have a wikipédia article" it's just comedy gold

[@RealGracefulGoose]

Love your PFP!

[@arturdelima1230]

@@RealGracefulGoose yooo! u a fellow cavetown fan?

[@RealGracefulGoose]

@@arturdelima1230 Yep! Top 0.5% of his listeners this year!

[@_Mark41]

"If you're writing a gay romance story BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR" Jesus i piss myself that was amazing lol

[@iiiivvvv9986]

I feel like you can make a science joke about that

[@kacperkukulski152]

Everytime i find these i want to comment but then i see other people did it first

[@PinguNSE]

@@kacperkukulski152 same

[@newgameld2512]

Well, that escalated quickly...

[@dotdankory]

IN THE BASEMENT OF A 17TH CENTURY BUILDING

[@qazzie5336]

This is what a '____ out of context' video should be It's like...actually funny because it's out of context

[@DataExpungedNull]

Much appreciated, thank you 😁

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[@Neymarinet]

The transition from Tom roasting KZbinrs taking sponsors from disguised gambling games to him saying "bruh" and immediately heading off to something else gave me whiplash

[@kantraa]

WE ARE ON AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE.

[@thefunkiestswag]

@@kantraa Wednesday evening in the Jedi Temple

[@LegoWormNoah101]

@@thefunkiestswag I'm not doing enough with my life >.

[@lost.oracle]

@@LegoWormNoah101 tentatively putting my fingers in goo

[@andrewzhang8512]

@@lost.oracle you've got a bomb

[@IsuCunei]

The fact that you linked every single clip is something that should be honoured forever

[@zackthewolf8898]

Tom choking on vape is the best thing I've seen

[@DataExpungedNull]

Truly

[@tigheb5412]

The best part is he looks more and more confused the longer he chokes

[@Dannymart_88445]

Pretty much

[@zechariahellis]

5:02 Damn Tom, who hurt you?

[@Mordecrox]

Probably the girl from the Chlamydia episode

[@olicutt]

reminds me of philomena cunk

[@Ba-nw3qz]

“sometimes its okay to cause a little bit of drama” then “well, it caused the worst nuclear accident in humanities history”

[@jonomoth2581]

Be fair, he was mortified and not thinking clearly; he had just been to slough

[@thesleepiesthead]

But he brought that banana for scale tho.

[@blackoutlol2857]

I love that instead of being completely random most of these line up perfectly to sound even funnier than they already were 🤣

[@KentuckyFriedChildren]

“Vandals dressed as Santa Claus and Gingerbread men shot a flaming arrow at the Goat and burned it down” *Tom grinning suspiciously in front of an explosion*

[@NinjaPickle]

He was the vandal and blamed the arson on Santa

[@mrmagot98]

Very nice name 😏

[@UwU-ok2jr]

I read this right after he said it

[@coolimen2928]

Your Name is so unsettling (1)

[@KeeganYF12]

@@NinjaPickle He was also the gingerbread men.

[@chimeragenesis361]

6:14 'In short it's usually about sex, or it's about asking God to damn someone.... the Irish contingent had some very strong opinions' Bit on the nose, putting those two together.

[@conifer27]

This is genuinely one of the best compilations I've ever seen. 0% context, 100% comedy. Well done!

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you very much!!! 😊

[@DemoniteBL]

Yeah, there was actual thought put into where each clip is in the video and what clips precede/follow it. Most compilations are just random dumps of clips.

[@talkalexis]

5% context

[@treacherous-doctor]

The comedic timing of some of these clips is absolutely spot-on.

[@kirstinmccarty8920]

Tom: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Tom: *Gets pancaked by a bus* Tom: “And you know what? I’m okay with that”

[@riptidev10]

I too, watched the same video

[@cye2310]

@@riptidev10.

[@riptidev10]

@@cye2310 .

[@wangsengsin2527]

Honestlt it kind of works with whats on screen, the needs of all the people in the bus to get to the place need to be is more important than Tom's need to have a functional body

[@goldilocks.goldilocks.]

First thing i thought of seeing that part was regina george getting hit by a bus--

[@wyzmeister5067]

amazing that the video is 11:46 minutes long, which is the exact timestamp that tom starts choking on the vape in the original video

[@ScientificallyImprobable]

I respect that you put the time into linking every single clip in the description. That is dedication.

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you! 😃

[@gerbil497]

same now i can watch all the videos whose clips I didnt recognize, genuinely thank you so much

[@chelnahtheegghead]

Just looked at the description, and, man, you were not kidding…

[@kazzoey2868]

exactly omg

[@gracie1397]

for real

[@soulsearch13]

Water world, low resolution world, wibbly-wobbly world, and Basingstoke has to be one of my favourite moments from this video among the many

[@f52_yeevy]

This is beautiful! You found some hidden gems and put them together in an amazing way

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you very much!! You helped me a ton with this btw :)

[@edwinhuang9244]

#Bruhify

[@ABM_GD]

Your pfp looks like sad bruhify

[@soapycanthandle]

Yay

[@smt4090]

the square root of a banana is Tom Scott squared

[@kaithewise8449]

2:37 you can access water world, wibbily wobbily world, and basingstoke.

[@thedoctordallin]

This just makes me realize the sheer amount of Tom Scott content I have yet to watch.

[@RealGracefulGoose]

Fezzes are cool.

[@matthewboire6843]

“So now I’m going to shut up for a bit, those are lies.”

[@ElonMusk-FanZone]

Respect to the subtitler

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you :)

[@kvl_777]

BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES

[@smt4090]

@@kvl_777 or just activate them by clicking on [CC]

[@santiagoorgeira9142]

wait this is a legit comment wtf

[@ElonMusk-FanZone]

@@santiagoorgeira9142 lol

[@Alica303]

4:13 the thee elements

[@12MyNameIs]

But that all changed when the Bacon Nation attacked

[@tntisbased]

this is perfect, just perfect, when you clip them like this it sounds like an actual Tom Scott video

[@DataExpungedNull]

Glad to hear it :D

[@blackjackrose605]

"So now I'm going to shut up for a bit... those are LIES!"

[@maxd.1757]

Tom Scott is just British VSauce in a red shirt, change my mind

[@PastelPiku]

Tom Scott has been posting on KZbin for 4 years before Vsauce started up, validating the inverse of this statement

[@dataroaming8518]

@@PastelPiku agreed

[@MrSoso1050]

@@PastelPiku agreed

[@HeyItsNovalee]

I cannot believe I never realized until now that he’s almost always wearing a red shirt

[@gr6e]

Michael Stevens has embraced the memes, while Tom loathes them.

[@genericobjectshow3440]

"Sometimes it's okay to cause a little bit of drama... (excited) it caused the worst nuclear event in history!

[@drakebrown9622]

10:19 I love how Tom throws his arms up from his side from a distance like, “I hear you, but I’m still gonna do it.”

[@judahweesner2651]

2:02 damn thats a beat Tom Scott, upcoming rapper

[@dragonfury1565]

3:50 “ Your mental state is being temporarily altered to make you calm, please remain calm “ “ *This is a bottle of freeze dried urine* “

[@JJVids1234]

Also 983$ is alot 😂

[@jcfiggy]

7:47 perfect timing

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Tom, deadly serious, in some sort of wind tunnel: "We are on an exponential curve!" That one got me.

[@legendgames128]

4:55 people are obsessed with burning their hands.

[@debug8377]

idk why but i laughed very loud at that part

[@INNERLMNT]

The best installment of Tom Scott out of context I've ever seen. Jolly good work, stranger! "Unfortunately, I'm British"

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you!! :D

[@mr.husbandoeu7254]

That's very unfortunate indeed

[@FusionCyborg]

@@mr.husbandoeu7254 Still better than being from the U.S. States of Ohio, Georgia, & Alabama.

[@legendgames128]

@@FusionCyborg Don't forget Florida!

[@FusionCyborg]

@@legendgames128 Nah

[@TheNickness]

Can we appreciate this guy for not only linking every single video in this compilation but also linking the exact minute the clip was in? That's some damn impressive work, thanks man ❤

[@rugvedkulkarni1593]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that this madlad put ALL THE ORIGINAL SOURCES WITH TIMESTAMPS IN THE DESCRIPTION! It legit made me smile. Thank you. :)

[@DataExpungedNull]

Awwww well you’re welcome!!

[@rugvedkulkarni1593]

@@DataExpungedNull You should do this for your future videos as well. I know it is a lot of work but it really makes your video stand out. It is the mark of a professional creator.

[@DataExpungedNull]

I do agree! And I do plan on it, at least for videos that are viable for that

[@emmaw52]

“We’ve just won the lottery! -but YOU haven’t.” Damn you didn’t need to rub it in Tom

[@karaway2117]

"Well, sometimes it's OK to cause a little bit of drama" "It caused the worst nuclear accident in humanity's history" Good job Tom

[@kaylons]

Here's a banana for scale 🍌

[@kaylons]

@@marekkelin1181 Someone is wrong on the Internet and now you can correct them

[@gabrielh0319]

@@kaylons ONE TAKE! ONE TAKE! *runs around camera for a bit* Wait, did I go the right way there?

[@Bigmandan365]

Thank you Tom Scott for your content and teaching so many people. And some great out of context clips

[@koopert899]

Tom Scott: Oh, not this arsehole. *to Matt* Pillar: Oh, really? I'll show you! *teleports* Tom Scott: *b o n k*

[@ju2tunknown]

@@marekkelin1181 "If you was from, where I was from, you'd be freakin' dead!"

[@roberternest7289]

"If you are writing a gay romace story," "You build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London"

[@sodiboo]

1:50 If you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London. Seriously!

[@nikoappsmuggred7220]

good plot

[@atransidiot4692]

Basically the Magnus archives

[@gasagronnychannel950]

As a person writing a gay romance story, this is exactly what I do

[@simplysimple2057]

What a legend. What a decade we had with Tom. Thank you for the dedication and the laughs!

[@filipek5230]

This man actually bought some damn subtitles.

[@DataExpungedNull]

Made, actually :)

[@thefudgecake1626]

(Intense music plays)

[@benjamindesjarlais5713]

He bought subtitles so hard he got KZbin to support dubbed and described audio tracks too

[@crazyrobak3966]

"If you are writing a gay romance story...you build a nuclear reactor in a 1700th century building"

[@Kaimax_]

“This is a 3000 year old piece of art and now I’m going to smash some of it with this hammer.” *cuts to Tom slicing a pineapple”

[@Sacroooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

"I'm going to shut up for a bit" "THOSE ARE LIES"

[@allanlank]

The only problem I have with this video is: "Why did it take THREE WEEKS so show up in my recommended list?" Great work folks. fantastic video.

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you so much!!!

[@Sacroooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

"Bruh" "It's a lot of nasty diseases and unpleasant concepts"

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

"I'm not doing enough with my life" and "I made a big mistake... I went to slough" That's some relatable shit right there.

[@2ndhendrix631]

It's hard to put into words how much I appreciate Tom and his videos. He truly makes KZbin and the world a better place. Thanks Tom

[@malia811]

“Just, shut up.” Is one of the most inspiring quotes I’ve heard...ever.

[@T.Tagges]

I’m gonna miss him

[@bortziedent1993]

He is not leaving he just isn't uploading weekly

[@jw5386]

Okay "gay pirate assassins" really got me 😂

[@tristenarctician6910]

What is a gay pirate assassins? a. Assassin that's a gay pirate b. Assassin that kills gay pirates c. a gay Assassin that kills pirates

[@amnesiaclover2001]

@@tristenarctician6910 d. all of the above

[@tristenarctician6910]

e. none of the above

[@skoovee]

I identify with a and c

[@emmahealy4863]

1:50 "If you are writing a gay romance story, then you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from London" 🤣🤣 I'm crying this is my favourite sentence of all time, thank you

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank my friend Nat tbh, he came up with that line when I was wondering what to do with that gay romance story clip :)

[@nn_eptun8602]

same

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I'm honored, I didn't realize people liked that quote THIS much

[@fibsh546]

I can confirm as a writer that is what you do when writing a gay romance story

[@flammatic5286]

If you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London.

[@darth4arth]

"this microphone isn't even plugged in" that killed me, I am dead

[@legendgames128]

7:13 collapses from laughing attack

[@sashimiroll5055]

Your channel literally does the lord’s work by making “[Youruber] Out Of Context” for us. Thank you for this.

[@DataExpungedNull]

You’re welcome :)

[@digilici951]

youruber

[@kilogram9559]

youruber

[@Darthybuddy]

Youruber

[@IGNITOHD]

*youruber*

[@arthurpendragon8192]

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" - bus hits tom - "and you know what? I'm okay with that"

[@g00dbyemisterA]

I love how at 11:42 he coughs at the smell and there is a photo of someone else in red shirt smelling the flower behind him

[@VGoncalves16]

7:30 to do what now mister scott?

[@ronaneverett8202]

4:02 my dog trying to explain why he deserves more food

[@neobob7557]

i'm in actual love with this man

[@zednotdead]

"So now I'm going to shut up for a bit. THOSE ARE LIES."

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Alternate Jerma who actually knows things

[@limlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlim]

When someone in the cartoon eats spicy food: 3:02

[@smittersiscoolALT]

😯 ✋🤚

[@HammMann]

I FOUND THE CONTEXT! So basically... Tom Scott is supposed to be ready for something, but doesn't prepare himself in time. He is then thrust into a body of water before he can even react. The second he comes out, he has a revelation after his near death experience, on the most efficient method of gaining money possible, regardless of reputation. He then gets that money, starts trying to discredit the people giving him drama for his actions, gets called out, has to apologise to his mother, and reflects thinking about how sometimes, it's okay to cause a little bit of drama. After the fact after finding some new passions, he goes on a journey to the birth place of humanity's worst nuclear accident, bringing a banana for the sake of measuring. After studying the wreck, he learns everything about physical violence, mental competition, deliberate disruption of thought processes, and even how people place themselves into peril. With that info, he goes on a crusade to correct all the incorrect people browsing on the internet, and clears out a massive field of people who were just flat out wrong, regaining his once destroyed fame, and giving him time to celebrate, albeit going in the completely incorrect direction. However, this brings the attention of an evil squadron of killer Tesco Medium Sliced Stay Fresh Wholemeal Bread, who vow to kill him with lasers, causing the nearby wildlife to set alight. Tom gets so scared that he runs off and tries to hide his identity by starting a reaction channel where nobody will even know who he is. Naturally, bruh. This cycle gives him a selection of nasty diseases and unpleasant concepts, with one of the twilight movies shipping to his door to add insult to injury. He tries to visit a friend and plays speed jenga to distract him from all of this, but that only mounts onto the already over the top pressure. So naturally, as an attempt to distract it from him once again, he blasts himself with hurricane force air, bringing him on an "exponential curve", and letting him free his mind from the diseases. Afterwards, for the sake of his desires to make a gay romance story, he sneaks into a 17th century building and crafts a nuclear reactor, seemingly ignoring the advice from the wreck he witnessed beforehand. What makes this is even worse is that it was just miles from the center of london, and that caused for some weird things to happen in the temple itself. After intaking so much radiation, it causes him to string multiple rhymes together for the sake of entertainment through all the pain, reflecting on how has not done enough with his life in the process. So he tries to explain the story of tim burner, only to get pestered with ads so much that he has to leave the building. You may think it's because of the ads, but remember, he's still radioactive. He then gets a message from someone. He then vocally proclaims how he has a distaste for them, as his phone then proceeds to send it. In his own distraction, he then runs straight into a lamp post. This causes him to quit speaking for the next week. Or at least he would have, but he lied about it, only speaking again a day later. He then goes on a journey to visit water world low resolution world wibbly wobbly world, and basingstoke. The magnitude of these events causes pans and tins to fall from the sky, making a "bad dum, tss." sound. Tom then reflects on how his methods of giving to the few with his investigations isn't so handy for the many, and contemplates stopping doing things alltogether. Coming to grips with how he is okay with all of it, and accepts it. Right after getting hit by a bus. After doing this he puts his hands in some goo to heal this of, and to celebrate he goes to a bridge and vapes for the first time, only to realise he hates vaping with a burning passion. After being woken up by this, he then realises that he has a bomb. What does he do? He shoots a laser, uses the force like kylo ren, and shocks the bomb using it for the sake of disarming it, which worked. To celebrate, he flew a kite in a public place. After realising this was illegal, he opened his swear jar and went nuts, filling it in seconds. After doing this, he then takes all of the info he has learned so far, brings it all back to cremation, and learns how to control people's emotions to keep them calm and not stress over the state of the world. After acrewing so much money from these ridiculous journeys, he then buys a bottle of frozen urine, bought fresh off the gouverment for $983. The wackiniess of this makes him go "avuh aruh, avuh aruh", which he then realises is essentially baby talk, and stops. even repeating "woah" over and and over in his shock. He then gets an idea. Bread. Bacon. And a blowtorch. What will they allow him to do? Fund his trip to asbestos land, where he has a blast! After such an amazing stay, he then turns on his over and cooks his hand in joy, and then buys a leaf blower with the excess money for the sake of showing off. He then create as comprehensive list on the best things ever made, being in shock over gravity DESTROYING hugs in the vote. After that, he then starts having another burst of exponential dread, seeing entire persona as fictonal, unconsitutional, worse than a burning lamp and worst of all, forbidden from human speech. In his depression, he then breaks down over the passage of time. Then going on another journey to quell his mind becoming a commentator. While this job was short lived, it did still help in assisting in mental health, even learning anglo saxon swearing in the process, which is actually forbidden by the british government. He then uses it anyway to make fun of them, revelling on how they don't find it funny. he then yells "THAT WAS LEGAL!", and they all forget about it, even the server. He then discovers a tree, being perplexed on it's lack of a wikipedia article. In rage, he joins a sand mafia hoping to get some answers, but the force him into making an animation channel with sponsors for demonic creatures instead. Naturally, this job didn't last long. He then reflects on sex and smiting's, and from this info learns about the crazy opinions of the irish (somehow), which even spread a little bit to the welsh. To make matters even more complicated, he is british, so he just forgets about it. He then thinks he hasn't done enough crimes, vising a 3000 year old piece of art, smashing it with a hammer. After tetting a scale of how good it is, he then goes home to cut a pineapple, reflecting on how much of a bloody terrible knife it is. Seems that sending bread loaves to kill him wasn't the only devious deed that tesco had done to our protagonist. He is then so shocked at the idea of tesco doing something bad that it melts his face. He is no stranger to this however, thanks in part to the radiation.

[@HammMann]

He then realises, even after all of these journeys of his, the microphone isn't even plugged in. Such knowledge of this fact gets him contact with Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon. He is then so delighted by this that he nicks a toaster from next door to test how long it takes to toast compared to his home toasters. And after this mind opening experience, he learns that there is someone out there who can't STAND pipe organs. He then after so many reflective experiences, looks back at everything he has done, thinking about how he may have potentially influenced so many, but in reality all he did was add to the radioactivity that history already had planned, but postponed. He then trips over after realising this blasphemous act of his, crying in the fact he made the world a worse place, and takes his sunglasses off in reflection once more. He then thinks to himself, after remembering what they did to the giant goat, that he is more so fit for explosives and destruction rather than having civil conversations with people, damaging the same land that the Tesco Medium Sliced Stay Fresh Wholemeal Bread already set alight, seemingly joining forces with a common enemy. After this, to fuel his evil schemes even more, he then enters the lottery and wins it. what does this mean for the world? well, the evil mastemrind tom is now a master at 4D Chess, being unchallenged even by the greatest masters of the british museum, pushing scott's ego even more... but then something goes terribly wrong, and crashes. Now, tom thinks this is a good thing, even initially celebrating that he his free from this extraterrestrial grasp, but in reality... he was never free, as he then repeats some of the insane ramlbings he did when he was under radiation, this time emphasising the L rather than the V. Fitting for where his character was going. In his defeat, he then showcases a piece of salmon he purchased to his friend, instructing him to "handle it". Afterwards, rats. rats everwhere. the shock of this downtreads the already bloody and beaten down tom, reflecting on how controversial rats are in the first place while being downtrodden by them, even considering how a human once at a flying machine in the middle of all of this, asphxiating himself from just the mere thought. This causes so much discourse in the already destroyed tom's brain, that it creates a robotic copy of him, which splits out and walks away. It took tom quite a while to realise, but he eventually found out that it was a splitting of both the forces of good and bad within him, the id and the superego splitting to form one person who was pure at heart. After such a revelation, and scott finally being free from everything, he blasts himself with air to get any excess demon juice off him, just incase. He even gets a job at apple, putting jackson seepage in his place. He then looks back at how he defused the bomb with that laser so long ago, before realising that the ability to do that was taken by that robotic splitting, rather unfortunately. He then repeats to himself the sentence "Round and round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran." And you should too. After this side quest, he then returns back to the stolen toasters from ages ago, guessing that they all won't come up at the same time, only to be proven very wrong. Then, after logging back onto the internet for the first time in so long, he apologises to everyone who once doubted him. Albeit in a bit of a money hungry way that doesn't sit well with everyone. After this interaction makes him think about his west foot and east foot, as you do, he then returned to an old friend for a rematch at speed jenga now that he was no longer... radiated. and he still hasn't improved that much. He then briefly considers returning back to his old dark side, almost blowing his friends house up with a cannon, but then he realises that this is exactly what the old tom would have done, stopping himself before he goes through with it. He then goes to sleep, installs windows in his dreams, and the screen projects his right hand winning the general election becoming the president. His silly side does still sometimes get the better of him after all.

[@HammMann]

He then catches up with the old version of himself, now learning that it's a dead man. or at least most of a dead man. Quite the shocking turn of events indeed. This is so shocking to him that it even slightly influences the pure scott, causing him to brielfy become sexist while talking about bottles of water, but like the cannon, he quickly calms down once more. And as a safety precaution, he checks around his house for old salmon based explosives he planted around his house. Thankfully as he was great at disarming bombs from before, this was no trouble for tom. Although he did brielfy become a missile. we don't talk about that. But then, the bad tom comes back, as he then start providing an advertisment for a legal vpn, but as he was realising this was out of character, he then returned to look for the original robot corpse, seeing it was gone. He then very quickly realised something, by acknowledging how the robot was dead, it then became a part of his conscience, bringing him back to the same scott hewas such a long time ago. In "celebration", he goes to someone's house at 8PM, and flaps a sign in front of someone's wall. He then tries to go back to how he was before he started being evil, but it very obviously came off as fake, so he soon came to grips with all of this, and stopped. Not even isaac god damn newton could help him here. After so many mood swings, after so many shifts in personality, he then reflects one final time, apologising to his parents for getting this far, grappling with his influence in the "conspiracy", and after all of this ends FAR past his worst. But in the end, after all of this, and even reflecting on what he was "ready" for in the process. he learns... that everyone would quite like to go home. *_At least that's what i'm getting so far... come back to me on this._*

[@UltraViolentLight]

If you’re writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London.

[@laultimarebanada]

Damn, maybe I should stop doing all these fanfics then

[@goose6112]

*wensday evening in the Jedi temple*

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

It's just... what you do

[@CaptainParallax]

8:44 Ah, I see Tom's familiar with the masterpiece that is Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure

[@Petrolien]

i think this is genius 'cause it's not just out of context clips but also they are put together so perfect

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you :D

[@najrenchelf2751]

Tom’s channel works really well for this type of Video!

[@cerjmedia]

Someone needs to give an incredible amount of credit to how much work was put into the description. Seriously, I can't imagine how tedious it was to actually make it, and I'm glad it was made because I've used it multiple times

[@DataExpungedNull]

I'm so glad to hear that it was useful for you!

[@gamerguy9533]

I thought it was an ad for a second… 8:06

[@NinjaPickle]

Me trying to sneak into the kitchen at night for a drink: "I'm going to shut up for a bit" The cup I accidentally dropped: "Those are lies"

[@wolf2403]

My first though about a quarter of the way through was "I wonder if someone put sources in the comments or something. Checked and there's nothing. Now, halfway through I got curious about the description text, checked, and probably broke into one of the largest smiles in my life. Thank you good sir.

[@FalB27]

The fact that at 8:58 the plane reads "G-AYCF" makes me laugh more than I should

[@chanhoonbb3271]

tom choking on vape smoke is obligatory in every tom meme vids

[@kmickCSX]

1:15 literally all slot games are like this. Candy crush was the first big game IMO that did this. I can’t believe people spend that much money on games.

[@sirincompetent758]

ea: im in danger

[@neosrc]

The clip right after describes how everyone feels when seeing these type of ads.

[@metra90railfan]

“if you’re writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London, seriously!

[@JJ-tp2lc]

11:18 "Gay pirate assassins" 3 words I didn't expect to hear today

[@TylerTMG]

i love pirating gay ass

[@samueldubik4418]

He's basically Vsauce but... 6:25

[@leSingeMajestueux]

00:09 And I'm glad you bought some damn subtitles @Silas Laspada

[@DataExpungedNull]

Thank you, I actually made them though 😃

[@harpy67]

I love how this video shows that even if he's british, he is still a person with character

[@oliverspiler9101]

2:51 I like trains

[@kovy6447]

Thats a bus, so he likes buses