51:40 Tomato greedily grabs at the coin, his greasy fingers barely holding a grip as he pulls that twenty-five measly cents from the dead woman's cold hand. Not even a meat golem summoned from hell could end his greed filled existence.
@EccentricWolven232 жыл бұрын
He showers with his clothes on, microwaves an entire quarter of a pizza for four minutes and eats it in three whole bites, and keeps his bananas in the fridge. The protagonist wasn't kidnapped, he just went home; he was clearly a cryptid before he ever went there.
@anthonybrown2781Ай бұрын
Not only does he shower with his clothes on, but he likes it cold. Either that, or… he just goes around his house naked. And dripping wet too, because I don’t think he dried off. Are the devs aliens?
@pugmeyer78042 жыл бұрын
Tomato “Constantly wastes ammo then complains about lack of ammo” Gaming
@nananamamana35912 жыл бұрын
Tomato "Never uses any ammo because he's paranoid about needing it for the end" Gaming
@RaeIsGaee2 жыл бұрын
Tomato "refuses to use the melee weapon he just got during a boss fight where using one would save the little ammo he has" Gaming
@editdotexe2 жыл бұрын
@@nananamamana3591 That is fair, people do that, sometimes people just never use the ammo, It's completely natural to go the whole game only using the sling (and the weapons that get taken from you after the boss fights and harpoon), I'm not coping.
@California_Doge2 жыл бұрын
38:50 Relatable. Showed interest in 24 hr fitness, went with a friend as a guest. Next thing you know, I start getting regular calls from reps trying to convince me to get a membership.
@depressedcheems99612 жыл бұрын
Him missing the magnum till the end was painful.
@burritoblaze38162 жыл бұрын
Espially, because you saw the guy shoot himself with it and thought "uuu a new gun", but tomato walks away.
@slyseal20912 жыл бұрын
@@burritoblaze3816 maybe it's a moral statement, maybe Tomato truly is the better man for not thinking of looting a man down on his luck.
@Vaguer_Weevil2 жыл бұрын
@@slyseal2091 He literally breaks off the fingers of a corpse without a second thought just to take a penny that was clutched in its hand, then killed the monster that was protecting his friends from him. Then goes back to that same corpse specifically to cut and remove the head with a very small knife because a hole in a wall told him to.
@slyseal20912 жыл бұрын
@@Vaguer_Weevil but thats just the point isn't it? When given the choice, Tomato chose to abstain from desecrating the corpse. Only because the hole in the wall demanded it he took the corpse's head. Only because _society_ demands it did he choose to amass wealth at all costs.
@dorkish56232 жыл бұрын
Oh man I should not have read the comments before finishing the vod, cuz now its driving me crazy as well knowing he missed it lol
@GunkGoober2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the first stream I was able to catch live in quite a while. Time to watch it again
@theone6147772 жыл бұрын
Tomato laming! Gottom! 🤡” i am the clown”
@mint54382 жыл бұрын
Bro u killed him
@troglodyte59912 жыл бұрын
Yes hello 911 I just witnessed an absolute SLAUGHTER
@jordanreyna87442 жыл бұрын
I’m scared that you exist now. ):
@LeudieBlues2 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, never eat microwaved pizza before you go to bed. Jokes aside, really neat game. Love Resident Evil and Silent Hill influence.
@Zappy_C2 жыл бұрын
11:40 Master of Unlocking
@frielux2 жыл бұрын
God ol locking picking lawyer to solve every masterwork masterlock
@jollythejackalope2 жыл бұрын
Tomato "Stabbing a Dead Body 40 Consecutive Times" Gaming
@DatCameraMON2 жыл бұрын
Wow, the player character is a monster! Did you see how they ate that pizza?
@KingNOOB-kj7vz2 жыл бұрын
“I Need More Head” I hear ya there buddy me too
@pickleinspector59482 жыл бұрын
The intro was removed. That means tamto has something he wants to hide!
@PipEnigma2 жыл бұрын
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@cosmiccomputer93802 жыл бұрын
@@PipEnigma ahh, weird they removed that, glad i watched it before it got deleted!
@pickleinspector59482 жыл бұрын
@@PipEnigma KZbin is such a piece of shit
@LPSgal102 жыл бұрын
@@PipEnigma wow, why did KZbin remove the Trolley Problem one?
@Trunkerunk2 жыл бұрын
Naked Man Covered in Rancid Pizza Grease Hallucinates Neighbors as Zombies, Shoots Them
@anthonybrown2781Ай бұрын
I had to look this one up, I can’t believe he actually did that
@Kingdok102 жыл бұрын
2:51:30 I always appreciate a Monty Python reference.
@forecastumbrella16262 жыл бұрын
And the holy grenade was the cherry on the cake!
@gavinjenkins8992 жыл бұрын
Tomato's true natural reaction to eating bad pizza is just saying in a 12 year old voice "CRINGE!"
@umdadvocate2 жыл бұрын
He gets his smarts from his grandpapa Walter, but he gets his Don’t Fuck With Me from gramma. ~ Gramma
@BakedBanana2 жыл бұрын
oh?
@OperativeLyn2 жыл бұрын
oh!
@soldierofgodrick28852 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@frielux2 жыл бұрын
Oh?
@aliakeel2 жыл бұрын
o
@azwulf62482 жыл бұрын
Wha- WHERE'S MY OPENING HOUR PODCAST?!
@PipEnigma2 жыл бұрын
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@GamerGodJones2 жыл бұрын
@@PipEnigma wait why? What's wrong with it
@Kandall051612 жыл бұрын
@@GamerGodJones I haven't watched the intro so I could be wrong, but the game was a pretty heavy political philosophy (not sure that's the right term but I'm gonna go with that) type thing so youtube probably censored it because he read something out loud that they don't agree with. Some of the 'trolley problems' in the game are thinly veiled critiques of political standpoints on abortion for example. Probably got taken down for that.
@azwulf62482 жыл бұрын
@@GamerGodJones Watched the intro, he said KZbin got mad at him for his vaccine jokes despite him making it very fucking obvious that it was a joke... which sounds about right tbh
@NevaranUniverse2 жыл бұрын
This is actually a pretty good little game
@Skrubs2 жыл бұрын
Amnesia combined with Resident Evil? Count me in
@KingNOOB-kj7vz2 жыл бұрын
Tomato 4:00 isn’t that bad if the microwave has a low wattage set, thus less power and heat making it take longer.
@ghostram79002 жыл бұрын
ah yes. garry's mod
@DRNGDGMR2 жыл бұрын
I sleep at 10:30am in the morning just like this guy here. Maybe I'm cursed too.
@dabmanson5242 жыл бұрын
2:54:14 tomato go dex build
@MeIoTheYellow2 жыл бұрын
1:32:45 They yell what? "Context Clue?"
@Joe-pi9bx2 жыл бұрын
Good one boss.
@paulfry32212 жыл бұрын
Why didn't he at least see if he could pry that revolver out of that guy's hands, It seems to do a lot of headshot damage.
@FelixCatboi2 жыл бұрын
Tamto has very bad goldfish memory and perception
@blu-gu9qi2 жыл бұрын
ah yes another gmod stream :)
@Robert-jq8wr2 жыл бұрын
cant belive you didnt just pillage that dead mans body when he fucking shot himself, really could of used his revolver during the chainsaw boss.
@spacemanlrs3332 жыл бұрын
Nothing bad had better happen to the kitty.
@shaunholt2 жыл бұрын
Someone clip this for Sane. 1:09:15
@Felnier2 жыл бұрын
I like extra wide slices of pizza so I can eat straight down the center, the warm greasy 'za sliding against my cheeks, coating my crustache with its juices as I turn 1 slice of pizza into 2 more smaller slices.
@xXRickTrolledXx2 жыл бұрын
Vile
@Vaguer_Weevil2 жыл бұрын
Never, EVER, use the word "crustache" ever again
@ethanwhitehead20852 жыл бұрын
See this why you eat the pizza cold.
@ZinTyPhoon2 жыл бұрын
Never before have I been so reviled at something so harmless.
@drpepper25192 жыл бұрын
Ah so this is Garry's mod I see.
@Zeep_goblin2 жыл бұрын
Amnesia and resident evil style game
@TheLordMarduke2 жыл бұрын
my stream folds bro
@ZinTyPhoon2 жыл бұрын
My "local pizza place" is ridiculously expensive, and also not very good. I just go to Papa Murphey's if I want enough to feed a group of people, or MOD pizza if it's just me or I'm in a hurry.
@bdavis78012 жыл бұрын
I'm one of those people who eat pizza cold. Although, I will say that depending on the toppings I prefer some hot. 🤔 I do like anchovy and durian so maybe my taste is questionable at best.
@re--dacted2 жыл бұрын
Since when do tomatos not go in the fridge? Who tf like warm tomatos? Freaks.
@anthonybrown2781Ай бұрын
I thought you HAD to put tomatoes in the fridge???
@IronStaff72 жыл бұрын
2:42:53
@Ashtranza2 жыл бұрын
Wait, do onions and potatoes not go in the fridge??
@SahiPie2 жыл бұрын
They don’t lmao
@poyaispanic52692 жыл бұрын
I keep my potatoes and onions in the fridge and I will NOT be answering replies, thank you.
@bohza392 жыл бұрын
fly - 2, tomato - 0
@dragonsontv44122 жыл бұрын
Ok... Learning some foods don't need to be in the fridge. I won't budge on the cold showers though. They're amazing!
@jordanreyna87442 жыл бұрын
Said the sicko
@fawkespryde91832 жыл бұрын
MY INTRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@PipEnigma2 жыл бұрын
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@lastnightlight2 жыл бұрын
Game inspirations I'm seeing in this: Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Cry of Fear Curious if there are any others? Maybe's: Elder Scrolls/Skyrim? (Spider room where he gets a silver disk)
@GlitcHRat902 жыл бұрын
spooki
@mrblah1972 жыл бұрын
no podcast? D:
@PipEnigma2 жыл бұрын
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@stickflux2 жыл бұрын
the is nah?
@crowsparrow71692 жыл бұрын
woah no opening procrastination today? who are you and where is tomato >.>
@PipEnigma2 жыл бұрын
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@PipEnigma2 жыл бұрын
@@FreePalestine1491 the intros aren’t “nothing” it’s literally a podcast.
@numnutsforever41152 жыл бұрын
Molonoch!
@anthonybrainwood80152 жыл бұрын
🤫
@guns4thepatriots4662 жыл бұрын
cold pizza out of the fridge is good and folding pizza when you eat it is cringe
@Dietrich_Kaufmann2 жыл бұрын
Pp sneeze
@NathtouLightbringer2 жыл бұрын
You only reheat pizza in the oven. Who the fuck reheats pizza in the microwave?
@Vaguer_Weevil2 жыл бұрын
Why don't you just put it in the toaster? Crust first of course
@anthonybrown2781Ай бұрын
Who the fuck reheats a single piece of pizza with an oven?