Tomboy Harpy Has a Crush on You [ASMR RP] [Wholesome] [Monster Girl] [Confession] [Neurotic]

You have a secret admirer, the cute harpy from one of your old classes! And you catch her in the act of dropping a love note at your door! Not that she'll admit it. After all, you don't have a crush on her! ...do you?
[F4A] [Very Slight Tsundere to Start] [But Mostly a Deredere Disaster Girl] [Nervous] [Shy] [Sort of Low Self Esteem?] [Light Angst] [Mutual confession] [Friends to lovers] [Kisses] [Wholesome] [Cute] [Holding Hands]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Scripts by: Succubusslayer69 on reddit
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
Thumbnail Art: made with a P2U DesireeU base
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[@Galimeer5]

"Neurotic Tomboy" is one of those magical combinations of words, like "free pizza" and "snow day"

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

This comment is neurotic tomboy approved. 👍

[@gregwunderlich4253]

Yes, I am in accord with this statement of fact.

[@Catinasuit233]

Nigga what

[@TheCEOMrGrizz]

Or “Leviathan Axe”

[@JixxarEntropy]

Yeah, Like: "Hank Wimbleton"

[@Echo2-2]

The awkwardness was so adorable! Amazing job!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! I'm so glad you think so. A lot of that was adlibs because I recorded at the end of the day and when I'm tired I gotta throw everything at the wall just to hope something sticks. ^^

[@marybdrake1472]

I love how "flighty" she is, that cute and funny. I love both. 🥰

[@jonathankozenko]

Girls never had crushes on me, but I really like how you had her talk exactly like I always did when talking to a crush - it was so real I feel like I sorta experienced it by proxy

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

Ah, a total dork. Reminds me of myself way back when I tried courting Padmé. It's a good thing she was already into me too, or it wouldn't have gone over very well!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Saaaaaaaaaand. (Sorry, bud. I'm running on three hours of sleep; it's all I got!)

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudiolmao, that's alright! Hope you can squeeze a nap in!

[@BirdieSenpai]

This birdbrain absolutely adores her bird brain! Definitely one of my favorite performances you've done so far, Vel, and glad I got to catch a premiere for once! Hope your day is going super groovy!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, maybe together you can become a couple of...eggheads? Ack. I'm running out of bird puns! I hope your day is going well too, my friend. 💖

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio That pun just made my day even better. 😎

[@JLocke0113]

​@VanillaVelvetAudio I think you could take another crack at it.

[@v0n640]

I don't know how to describe well, but I love how in character her audios sound. It feels so natural, so free. Some channels have the same voice for every situation, while here I really feel like I am listening to a real character come alive, a person, and not a scripted scenario. Anyway great content as always, keep the good work!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you so much! I definitely try to make the characters I play as three dimensional as possible; I'm so happy to learn you feel I do!

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Birds of a feather flock together!

[@anthonyramirez9925]

Till a cat comes by

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

@@anthonyramirez9925 *_agitated reptile noises grow in number_*

[@oliverbox731]

The birds from Rio are extinct now kinda sad

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@oliverbox731 no they aren't! They're bred in captivity and slowly released into the wild.

[@oliverbox731]

@@artemefimov8215 oh shit they being brought back thought they died out cool their being bred in captivity

[@thisisyourbannedaccount9882]

This was so precious i wanna see more of this bird girl! All the awkward little moments and bird puns really added to the charm she gave, even the little moments where she talks about anatomy just immersed the listener into the story just that much more. I think a first date audio would be awesome while the bird girl still struggles coping when around the listener because the end was just so adorable

[@zackihen4905]

A Tomboy confession?! I absolutely have to say yes! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

As always, much love from my side of the pond! 💖

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

I very much appreciate the listener accidentally calling the harpy overweight. Rolled a natural one on that comment!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Dangerous stuff with a monster girl in the mix! Listener takes 1d6 psychic damage from cringe.

[@joshuafriday9748]

Omg, I love her so much! And your acting and SD is god tier! Thank you so much for blessing us!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, thank you for being here to hear it!

[@mariesyvian8187]

I love harpies!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Me too! It's a shame they're a fairly rare monster girl in ASMR scripts.

[@Sansinagi]

I'm sending my love to you ❤️ from Japan 🗾 for two reasons. 1. You're quite the adorable one, just the little things that you do can make all the difference in the world. 2. The fact that you can see something like this in your head and deliver it in a way as to where it can convey emotions is just amazing to me.

[@carsonhowell3100]

When she has a low self esteem she just needs somone harping on and on about her good qualities, hopefully we can be that

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm sure the listener can lift her up.

[@typicaluser697]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudioso wholesome

[@boof994]

Ngl I would have found it hilarious if on their walk, the sound of her flapping her wings was way too loud

[@holopilot2241]

This was so sweet to listen to! Incredible work!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you!

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Hopefully we can be the wind beneath her wings

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🎵Did you ever know that you're my haaaaarpy🎵

[@mastadonking3816]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Flappy Bird."

[@closendestroy9103]

I relate to this harpy way too much, she just like me fr fr

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I guess two neurotic disasters are always better than one; there might be a whole functional person between the two of ya!

[@slayerofsuccubi6055]

Exams are fleeting, but love is forever! Loving all the bird puns here! 😂

[@anomanderrake654]

She's so cute! I love her!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad! This one has a lot of adlibs and stutters in it because I was *exhausted* and a more polished performance was just not in the cards.

[@anomanderrake654]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio first I love your adlibs. Second I couldn't tell this was unpolished, I assumed it was intentional and I loved the result. I feel obligated to say that you should remeber to rest and be nice to yourself. Take care you marvelous creampuff.

[@Antonio-is2cn]

Such a sweetheart!

[@heatedchill6632]

You have a cute voice Vanilla ❤ you do these sorts of audios really well (the flighty, “want to avoid this” voice)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

It's because I'm a disaster IRL; it comes naturally to me!

[@mr.vesper5659]

Gotta love Monster Girl Mayhem

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I definitely hope so!

[@grimdarkAngel]

She's a tomboy and a harpy? Two of my favorite things.

[@ICMASMR]

I hope you continue to enjoy voice acting roleplays. Your voice acting is no less than professional grade.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I really appreciate you saying so! As a perfectionist with literal OCD, all I hear is the flaws, but I will take the compliment nonetheless. 💖

[@shynosaurasmr7736]

Was trying to figure out which parts were your ad-libs. Maybe gotta read the script, because it all felt so fluid and consistent. Very well done, Vee-Vee!

[@AnInvisibleMan]

13:02-13:10; the most perfect reaction to a confession that any highschool/college boy/girl could ever have dreamt of hearing.

[@eatingpancakesrightnow2786]

Occasionally revisit this audio and it always feels fresh!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm happy to hear that!

[@nerida6952]

That moment of realization was adorable

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! It was an adlib and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[@lucky-jb1vi]

Well on one hand I got the harpy love confession but it is not the harpy helper 🤗🤗🤗

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, sorry I couldn't deliver a sequel to that! A script for it doesn't exist, I'm afraid, so it's a one-off. But I hope you like this audio anyway!

[@JLocke0113]

"Why? Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you stop me from babbling like an idiot this entire time and just say something?" Would you be upset if I told you that the babbling was adorable and incredibly entertaining?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

(Squawky, embarrassed harpy noises)

[@samj8058]

Yeah, she's adorable. Everyone's already made the best bird puns. So, I'l just say loved this!! Love tomboy's. Harpy's are underrated and I your having a nice day.

[@lol-2247]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😀

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 😜

[@ArceusZer035]

💚 A green heart for the cute Harpy.

[@battlebrother5594]

She is infact built different

[@ProblematicHuman]

This is so adorable. I would totally date her. Great audio

[@Cross70]

Just gonna say, your voice sounds like a tomboy, a very sweet one at that, wish I actually knew someone like you.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, well, since I'm an IRL tomboy: now ya do! Hi!

[@Cross70]

Heh lol

[@Cross70]

Assuming you’re a gamer, what all do you play

[@Xiuhticuhtli1995]

SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT

[@bingusreal]

I love harpy girls! I'll die on the harpy girl hill happily.

[@ShiningSilvally]

I....don't know how to take this anywhere. My brain is bouncing in my skull like a billiard ball. Can say this, though: I love it! Well done, VV.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

The billiard ball brain bounce is real, I get it. I'm glad you enjoyed the audio though!

[@ShiningSilvally]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Nice alliteration! My wordplay specialty!

[@Quittestio]

That's so wholesome!

[@madarauchiha919]

I vould fly when i had the power of the sage of six paths.

[@TacoGod-vp8sf]

Criminally underrated KZbinr right here

[@LordSkizzik]

very sweet audio :3 thank you

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks for being here to hear it!

[@MidnightSmoke]

You: is your memory really that bad? Me: could be, I don't remember. And the reason I didn't stop you from babbling is that I like listening to you babble. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That dialogue exchange is such an ADHD feel.

[@katsumaaji]

Thanks I love her

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks for listening!

[@maxter3529]

Look at these lovebirds

[@yuunanami]

She's so cute!!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks! I think so too! But of course I'm biased in her favor.

[@katsumaaji]

Lmao the sudden realization at 13:05 is too perfect

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! That was an adlib so I'm glad it hit as I hoped it would!

[@ZayZenBlaze]

Why would I say no to a Tomboy Harpy? First, Tomboy. Second, Harpie. Need I say more?

[@Veil_Music]

This is really interesting and new and I absolutely love it. Great audio once again Velvet!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you!

[@yandereneko5523]

So I assume the first date will not be at a wing place?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ha! Also, this comment makes me realize that someone needs to write a script about an owl girl who works at Hooters.

[@sassydispatch8934]

This got so cute

[@RyougiVector]

This is really cute ❤

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you think so!

[@lioil204]

Ohh, 📢📢📢📢 What is that I hear, hmm hmm it's "Yandere siren". Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, hey, hey, I'm sure this monster girl stalked the listener the normal, socially acceptable amount! ...mostly.

[@unique-handle]

[Clever bird pun]

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

[Slightly less clever bird pun]

[@ElysianKnight]

Harpy girl delivery service sounds fun

[@wocathoden]

(What goes through my mind hearing Bird Girl) *Peck peck PECK* {Her} "Sorry... Thought that was a piece of corn... Where was I ???"

[@teyanuputorti7927]

Vanilla velvet you smart

[@t-r-e-x452]

Aerodynamics class? Oh in that case, I got something to show you, my fine feathered friend! Behold, my Pteranodon-inator! *Basically a motorcycle in the shape of a pterosaur that allows one to fly*

[@gojifanpat]

Ohhh, you got caught lacking yet again, my friend. Im impressed you went more old-school this time though. However.... *It Would Be A Shame If That Giant Flaming Turkey Simply Turned Into Sparkling Dust And Embers Whilst His Half-Brother's Father Lays Unresponsive and Immobile while a giant silver lookalike towers over him seemingly unscathed...*

[@shaferhilke1193]

I hope you’re having a good week vel ☺️

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!

[@gibbypeen5826]

Day 112 of commenting every day until part 2 of the clone wife mad scientist audio is uploaded

[@louisrobitaille5810]

0:30 I thought the mail was handled by storks and owls 🤔.

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

I am not sitting on the egg

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, here! She's still in college; that's a little young to leave the nest and make one of her own!

[@mistamali0752]

Nice 👍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks!

[@lululand8464]

6:01 she sead it

[@gojifanpat]

1:03 Well, Now I'm getting ideas/inspiration on a story piece that im trying to set the setting for. *And I Think I Might Have Just Found The Perfect Beginning....*

[@johnturner7952]

Vanilla, how long does it take for you to complete an audio?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

That depends on many different factors. Script length, complexity, if there are multiple characters, whether there are sound directions in the script or if I have to do all the sound design myself, how much time I have to record, if I have to spread editing across many different days due to my irl schedule, etc. If there are a lot of adlibs in a recording or line flubs, it becomes a much longer process too. ETA: and of course if it's a collab that requires coordination behind the scenes as well. Any particular reason you ask?

[@johnturner7952]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio just curious.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I’m afraid I don’t have a solid answer for you. The different elements involved in audio production vary so widely across videos and life circumstances it’s difficult to estimate an average. It just depends. 🤷‍♀️

[@johnturner7952]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio ok. Keep up the amazing work that you do.

[@anomanderrake654]

I kinda picture her hitting a window somewhat frequently. No offense VV, you just sound like that type of bird.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

None taken! I have definitely accidentally banged my head into glass I didn't see at least once in my life.

[@checoyt2792]

Hoy se duerme chabales

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Kiss the damn Harpy

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🎶There you see her Flapping there across the way She has way too much to say But there's something about her And you don't know why But you're dying to try You wanna kiss the bird🎶

[@lemonlimeeee]

Man, I am so fucking lonely, what am I doing with my life

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Consuming fiction as a form of catharsis and enjoyment, which is both a very human and healthy activity. Don't get down on yourself for it, friend. 💖

[@ThatsMox]

Premiere crew

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🙌

[@alkv7604]

Man... If she thinks human anatomy are cool, i can't think of all the questions i (and other listernes) will probably have for our beautiful harpy girl! Just out of curiosity really! I dont mean any harm by asking her things

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I think so long as you steer clear of terrible bird jokes and are respectful about your curiosity, you'll do okay!

[@ballsgaming3392]

Part 2 when?

[@gibbypeen5826]

Day 113 of commenting every day until part 2 of the clone wife mad scientist audio is uploaded

[@thelegoyousteppedon]

Dude lets get something to drink here come in

[@pearcheese455]

You are super amazing 😱🫶🫶

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, much appreciated!

[@pearcheese455]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio 😃😃😄

[@icantkeepdefendingkanye]

i’m at the lowest point of my life right now 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Then there's nowhere to go but up.

[@icantkeepdefendingkanye]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio i can always use a shovel

[@Catinasuit233]

Why a harpy

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Why not?

[@Catinasuit233]

ITS A FUCKING HARPY, THINGS KNOWN FOR BEING FUCKING BIRDS OF HELL@@VanillaVelvetAudio

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Well, monster girls, especially sweeter twists on them, are my bread and butter! Harpies are just the ancient Greco-Roman personification of storm winds; the association with hell only dates to the middle ages. Mythology changes and shifts with society; there's no law that says Dante is canon forever. ^^

[@Catinasuit233]

@@VanillaVelvetAudioman fuck this shit i'mma go jump off a cliff

[@RyuKaguya]

if a girl tried that hard to get my attention it would be a really easy way to get me to feel stuff lol