Billie may be a Bad Guy, but I'm a Soft Boy. Featuring Julia Robertson, Michael Hing and Lewis Hobba.
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@aidee41862 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about Tom’s songs is that it seems like they all come from some sort of personal spite
@Chuckf662 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The subtle savagery is exquisite.
@Gambsmoore2 жыл бұрын
I think sometimes it is even self spite, which makes it even more incredible.
@eastsaexe2 жыл бұрын
Only a soy boy knows a soy boy.
@RickWilliamsPlus2 жыл бұрын
@@eastsaexe Only a soy boy can call another soy boy soy boy. Just like only a homeboy can get down with a homeboy's homeboy.
@rickjohnson17192 жыл бұрын
@@RickWilliamsPlus only a soyboy can call a soyboy a soyboy for calling someone else a soyboy because they called someone a soyboy... its soy all the way down!
@Ididathing2 жыл бұрын
Im glad that only 49% of these statements apply to me
@ohohoho2492 жыл бұрын
Any person who only have less than 50% of this song apples to them have won life honestly
@floatingtablestudios62872 жыл бұрын
the tarrantino shook me to my core
@jorn_hub93642 жыл бұрын
ah my favorite aussies
@sturg03532 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, exactly how I felt
@ruddbot1792 жыл бұрын
We've seen where you've walked barefoot, nothing soft about that haha
@FrogSkinner1012 жыл бұрын
A Bad Guy Parody is never late, nor is it ever early. It arrives precisely when Tom Cardy means to.
@JonVaz282 жыл бұрын
Just tossing around reminders of how geeky we all are? Well, we don't want any reminders here, thank you! You might try under the Tweets or across the Subreddits... Good morning!!
@sly50112 жыл бұрын
I love this Martin Luther King quote
@JonVaz282 жыл бұрын
@@sly5011 Martin Luther King JUNIOR***
@FrankHolub2 жыл бұрын
@@sly5011 I understood that reference 👆
@1actose2 жыл бұрын
Lotr reference lol
@ragdollrose26872 жыл бұрын
The "dont touch my beanie"' guy is the grown up "dont touch my monster twuck" kid that dropped out of college after 5 years of social studies and hitchhiking across the country
@amugglewatchingmugglething65852 жыл бұрын
and so is born the Tom Cardy Cinematic Universe
@fligglebobbin2 жыл бұрын
@@cedar4539 people afraid of getting murdered
@SkuzzyWuzzy2 жыл бұрын
@@fligglebobbin Would you say that hitching is a...red flag?
@fligglebobbin2 жыл бұрын
@@SkuzzyWuzzy I see what you did there....
@nikolaim58562 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t let you touch his beanie cause if you don’t wear a hat outside you get murdered
@thelethalmoo2 жыл бұрын
Oh man. I was about to send this to a mate then realised it might actually hurt him it's so accurate.
@martiraz2 жыл бұрын
Even more reason to show him, might give him some new perspective and help him rethink some of his choices.
@arthurdent58702 жыл бұрын
Send it you coward.
@twyxtr2 жыл бұрын
do it
@sheriffgaming65762 жыл бұрын
I swear youre a good friend if you send this to him. As a friend, youre a valid person to slap reality to your mate.
@Gsus2Retardado2 жыл бұрын
DO IT
@Ash007YT2 жыл бұрын
Nothing like an existential crisis with Tom again!
@kaih76472 жыл бұрын
I'll take any break from suffering in War Thunder at this point
@beefcake18762 жыл бұрын
@@kaih7647 feel
@TheRed_master2 жыл бұрын
Why is this existential crisis? Am I missing something?
@lineichen14182 жыл бұрын
@@TheRed_master make it two, maybe they resonated a little bit too much with the soft boy?
@Kaiser_Pug2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect to see you here Ash
@Witty_Jackson2 жыл бұрын
"a tiny bit unwashed boy" amazing song Tom, a hilarious banger as always
@tobynsaunders2 жыл бұрын
I'm having trouble processing the irony of a musical comedian KZbinr who paints his nails deriding other men for being soft. And what is with the soy-based insult? Soy is a healthy food and has been a staple of east Asian cuisine for centuries.
@queenfalcon_1012 жыл бұрын
@@tobynsaunders He's not tryna say that when you have these traits or do those things that you are not a "real man" Far from it actually. I thought this song was about those 'Nice guys' who go around and act like they are so 'with the times and woke' and that they'll 'treat you right' and then when they get rejected they're all like "well you were ugly anyway" Hence the whole soft boy thing. Cuz their self worth and ego is so fragile that they gotta try their best to seem badass and better than everyone, when they have nothing going for them and break down so easily. At least thats what I got from the song, sorry if my explanation made no sense . But I do not think that Tom cardy was trying to call these men feminine or not real men. (And I can't really explain the whole soy thing...its just like a joke, idk how to say it) Sorry if this comment came out as rude or a waste of time! Hope you have a good day!
@tobynsaunders2 жыл бұрын
@@queenfalcon_101 "I can't really explain the whole soy thing"? I can, pretty easily. That insult, along with "cuck", is common among Joe Rogan types. I disagree with both the Woke and the Joe Rogan types.
@tendreverveine25532 жыл бұрын
@@tobynsaunders i think he has a right to attack the hypocrysis of some "woke" dudes, and "soy" is really an excellent rhyme to "soft boy"
@queenfalcon_1012 жыл бұрын
@@tobynsaunders ...oh okay?? This got deeper than I thought it would get for a comedy song 😂 I thought the soy thing stemmed from the soy milk joke or stereotype that if you drink soy milk your a basic 'woke' bitch. Who thinks that not drinking dairy makes you a hero. Idk i guess I interpreted it wrong. I just thought the song was funny and had clever word play. 😂
@meimei65592 жыл бұрын
love how popular this song that Billie even covered it herself!
@foppish93932 жыл бұрын
Yea tho. I can't believe it.
@boasgerbscheid68922 жыл бұрын
Sauce?
@palantonio87642 жыл бұрын
@Trent Mage I'm honestly more of a sweet chili guy myself, I like the mix of sweet and spicy
@Yikeowsky2 жыл бұрын
@Trent Mage a fine choice, but I also enjoy curry sauce, it is really good
@xen07032 жыл бұрын
This comment section contains a lot of really good sauces respect to all of you cuz those are some really nice flavors, mine would most likely be a spicy Buffalo sauce, or just any hot sauce.
@stagnantfox30272 жыл бұрын
"Dont make fun of tame impala" made me audibly laugh out loud. I'm a fan of some of their songs but I've definitely met people who would be offended if you dare say some of their songs are bland or repetitive.
@Cutthroatman2 жыл бұрын
Thought the repetition was part of the point? Y'know like a kind of homage to minimalism like Philip Glass
@maple_fields2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy them, but my wife says it sounds like "fancy elevator music"
@lancebramsay2 жыл бұрын
Delete this comment
@2GoatsInATrenchCoat2 жыл бұрын
I think Tame Impala has some really great songs (though not consistently) but this just reminded me of when I was in theatre in high school, and the theatre kids all decided they liked Tame Impala at the same time. They played "The Less I Know The Better" on fucking repeat for a good month or two before discovering that the band made more than one goddamn song.
@stagnantfox30272 жыл бұрын
@@2GoatsInATrenchCoat That's exactly the meme. That specific song "The less I know the better" is Tame Impala's most meme'd on song.
@andronixbegayaf2 жыл бұрын
ok i love Julias part, like the whole song is awsome but that "of course you have your podcast, not that i think i ever asked" was just amazing
@peterstangl82952 жыл бұрын
not to mention she nails the voice
@chammy28122 жыл бұрын
“If you refuse my date, I’ll try it on your housemate” I know way too many people that have done this
@A_T2162 жыл бұрын
Lived in a share house; this guy pulled this on not two but *three* of our other housemates.
@unchartedraider75472 жыл бұрын
@@A_T216 Bruh
@gokuxsephiroth45052 жыл бұрын
I once knew a boy who asked out every girl in class, clearly going from his most preferable to his least. Unfortunately for this daring tactic, we figured it out by the literal second girl and only let him ask so we could figure out the ranking system. It almost became an in-joke amongst us and no, none of us went out with him because who wants to be someone's second choice, let alone very obviously their fifteen? It may sound cruel, but girls aren't idiots and we *do* talk. When you show your hand that you're not looking for a gf because of how much you like her as a person and instead how much you want someone - literally *ANYONE* -to be your gf, that's going to be a shitty relationship. Good relationships are built on people who want to be with each other lol
@David-sj4fk2 жыл бұрын
@@A_T216 Bruh
@Oatmilllk2 жыл бұрын
Yes lmao
@xpirate162 жыл бұрын
He's not a bad guy, see how he doesn't have one dilated eye?
@darkdeifan2 жыл бұрын
the "type that I avoid, boy" line was probably my favorite, but loved the whole thing
@shramo2 жыл бұрын
"I'm so fucking depressed, Yet somehow still the best."
@shramo2 жыл бұрын
It should be the slogan of Melbourne.
@thedolcetto812 жыл бұрын
@@shramo This is so true 🤣🤣(live in Melbourne for context)
@leojohn16154 ай бұрын
@@shramo sometimes i wonder if it'd be possible to kick melborne specifically out of the federation.
@WizardConfidential2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how when he referenced Tarantino, a flood of feet fell down the screen. Also, the next line was about doing coke. Appropriate.
@Alex-fc8xn2 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate to any man who calls himself a soft boy tbh. Like, there's being genuinely soft and not afraid of femininity and caring about others, and then there's dudes who pretend to be those things just so that girls will sleep with them. "I was nice to you, you owe me your time and affection and sex pls" boys instead of being genuinely soft and nice and not expecting anything in return aside from respect
@himmelektronik2 жыл бұрын
exactly man
@Shilpa_Kujur2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying this. Some people misinterpret this and think being feminine as a guy is wrong. You know, the kind of people who endorse the Alpha-beta bulls**t. But it's fine as long as you're actually feminine. If you are just acting to be sweet to look humble, or a nice guy or to get women or all of these, then you are just a creepy piece of s**t. It's just the same as if you are acting to be masculine to look cool, feel superior or to get women like "Alpha males".
@neim45652 жыл бұрын
I’d like this comment as I wholeheartedly agree, but it’s at 69 likes.
@Direblade112 жыл бұрын
Does anyone actually describe themselves as "soft"?
@Alex-fc8xn2 жыл бұрын
@@Direblade11 yes, because not everyone thinks being emotional, compassionate, and approachable is a negative thing.
@yeshayaamichai15122 жыл бұрын
So accurate. Reminds me of my mother telling me about all the guys in the 60s who grew their hair long because they thought "hippie chicks are easy". All things change and all things stay the same. Ha!
@fillosof666892 жыл бұрын
Well, according to the demographics, the women in the 60s were easy, including your mom, mate. ;)
@TtheRbt2 жыл бұрын
My new favorite version, so cool billie made a alt version of "bad guy"
@Myslexia2 жыл бұрын
This song is amazing! 10/10 banger and so, so accurate. I love that the woman in the song is having none of his nonsense. Parody covers are always so hit or miss, but this one has me laughing so hard I have to keep rewinding the video so I can catch all the lyrics!
@elijahevans11912 жыл бұрын
Besides being a comedic genius with a solid grasp on timing, and massive musical talent, Tom has an amazing voice.
@clockworkkirlia74752 жыл бұрын
Sonic Sez: Genuinely soft men can be lovely, but if you are putting on a show just to get women to sleep with you then that's No Good! We're _all_ people, and we _all_ deserve honesty and respect, especially from ourselves!
@abeearoundapomegranate53332 жыл бұрын
There's a huge different between being a gentle man and a soft boi.
@d.d.d.a.a.a.n.n.n2 жыл бұрын
@@abeearoundapomegranate5333 It doesn't help that soft boy is a term with a whole different meaning than this song uses, though
@roboticjanitor33322 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your input, Mr. The Hedgehog.
@SylverScourge2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought these were hipsters not soft boys.
@PredaConvoy2 жыл бұрын
This is good, as always. Now I wanna hear Billie Eilish cover Mixed Messages as a retort!
@sausagebap37192 жыл бұрын
my favourite part about it is the little face expressions he makes for seemingly no reason. He's just staring at the floor and makes a face like he just saw a slug.
@leviofastora60812 жыл бұрын
"I watched all of Tarantino" and all the feet emojis in the background haha, brilliant mate
@natecrandall31302 жыл бұрын
Band name idea, “Flaccid Phil and the Softies”. Genius I know
@mariomaniac5812 жыл бұрын
The production value suddently went trough the roof, and i'm HERE for it!
@KaimArgonarEyyyy2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. Never heard the original. This is the original now.
@docpossum24602 жыл бұрын
That's actually kinda surprising, it was everywhere.
@alexsdemkin2 жыл бұрын
What kind of rock do you live under?
@KaimArgonarEyyyy2 жыл бұрын
I don't listen to radio like some normie, that should cover it.
@RANDOMEVERYTHINGish2 жыл бұрын
@@KaimArgonarEyyyy sounds abit alternative not listening to the radio and using the word Normie. Ya might be abit of a soft boy there
@nchomestead78602 жыл бұрын
@@RANDOMEVERYTHINGish yea he just outed himself hard and doesn't know it.
@jonesy2792 жыл бұрын
“Ciggies and Donnie Darko” fucking love your work mate!
@charliesilver45362 жыл бұрын
This deeply insulted the entirety of my personage yet I still found it hilarious.
@madmorgo62332 жыл бұрын
High five 🖐️😂
@luke__b2 жыл бұрын
the passive aggression in her face when she mentions his podcast is just on fire! 1:28
@caugm2 жыл бұрын
I feel like we are all sure tom wrote this thinking about this one specific soft boy that pissed him off recently
@CHANDLERTRON2 жыл бұрын
Julia Robertson just killing it as always.
@K3NnY_G2 жыл бұрын
This, this is what I really wanna be early for in life. You're killing it mateeeee.
@bedroombunny95292 жыл бұрын
Tom is becoming more petty with every single song and I appreciate that.
@PredaConvoy2 жыл бұрын
Tom, petty? Bet he's a heartbreaker. 😅
@DrakeBarrow2 жыл бұрын
@@PredaConvoy that makes sense, especially as he's been running down a dream.
@PredaConvoy2 жыл бұрын
@@DrakeBarrow You Got Lucky with that comment, but Don't Come Around Here No More with clever replies, because I Won't Back Down 😜
@toxicmelon68362 жыл бұрын
@@PredaConvoy I’m not a cop
@couscousmaster44682 жыл бұрын
I think i'm not ready for the day when Tom will do a song that will make me sad or melancholic, at least touched. For now, i can't quit being in joy with each songs. Wonderfull work bro, just so you know, even if every song is a total banger, i hope that you'll never feel overwhelmed by our expectations. We know that you're a superb content creator, and even if one of your song isn't as good as the other ones, i'm sure it will totally be a great one in our fan eyes. Take care of you !
@TerminallyOnlineLeftist2 жыл бұрын
the jeans with no belt and a tucked in shirt really sell this
@thelesserkey75832 жыл бұрын
I know it’s Tom singing but I really feel this was meant to encapsulate Hing
@JacobKarr2 жыл бұрын
The vibe, yes. Lyrics, not so much. Maybe Rasta-Hing, but Present Day Hing is more chaos incarnate
@Unotuchable2 жыл бұрын
Bullying Hing is good and cool.
@thelesserkey75832 жыл бұрын
@@Unotuchable well ofc that’s a given
@Unotuchable2 жыл бұрын
@@thelesserkey7583 It's just like bullying Dave Harmon.
@JacobKarr2 жыл бұрын
You boys heard about the time Hing met Billie Eilish?
@jacobbendixen28322 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece as always Tom
@suzannemoseleyfineart82712 жыл бұрын
Perfection as usually. This will be stuck in my head at least for the rest of the day.
@Stratocaster422 жыл бұрын
My brother showed me some of your shorts a couple of months ago and I'm so glad. Your music always puts a smile on my face and this parody is phenomenal!
@kippin21522 жыл бұрын
Very soft, very beautiful
@joannerogers9922 жыл бұрын
Absolute masterpiece
@charlesroberts-moses60742 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing. As always the rhymes and humour are just..perfection
@rebeccadadork58512 жыл бұрын
Absolutely on point. Amazing. Chefs kiss.
@axcolleen2 жыл бұрын
I'm here, speeeeeeed
@detroitstowers18362 жыл бұрын
Beat me by 4 seconds
@usagichanp2 жыл бұрын
A Bad Guy parody in 2021. What a world. Love it.
@andrzejsugier2 жыл бұрын
It's about tenth comment in the same vein I see under this video, when did people start having an attention span of a goldfish? Bad Guy came TWO YEARS AGO. What's the cut off point for things to become too old to be referenced? A week?
@andrzejsugier2 жыл бұрын
Parodies that are not low-effort memes take time
@SPArtofNoise2 жыл бұрын
This definition of soft boi fits incredibly perfectly fit a guy I dated (down to the exact looks and podcast, of course) - may the Lord send this over to him as a token of enlightenment and spare me from further soft bois on my path.
@FlyingScott2 жыл бұрын
The man sums up an entire class of Twitter bio and still makes his point come off as reasonable. Godspeed.
@RainRaiderX2 жыл бұрын
This is an amazing cover, Tom Cardy's content are always the best
@electronegative66172 жыл бұрын
"I'm the human version of soy" That just works so well, true poetry.
@marchuetter88192 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making my Monday bearable
@gizzlembos2 жыл бұрын
Nice, another banger! Love Julia's part, she always complement your videos so well
@jaffa42422 жыл бұрын
Julia Robertson is a ridic talent - is there anyone whose voice and singing style she can't imitate?
@KismetLizard2 жыл бұрын
Ok, so he's been to art school.
@valleyard86742 жыл бұрын
Oh no! It's another banger. Good stuff as always
@th3chef_2 жыл бұрын
Once again, another banger. I was listening to one of your songs and clicked your channel and boom, 1 minute ago, never been this early to such a good song before. Keep it up!
@skua6752 жыл бұрын
In such dark times, the world needs a Tom Cardy + Jazz Emu collaboration
@FalloutKlingon2 жыл бұрын
The fucking triple J logo at the end, i'm dead.
@ASHWOODY2 жыл бұрын
Incredible as always Tom!!
@christiancarlock75702 жыл бұрын
Lol I don't even know where to begin with this one XD Great work and effort went into this parody and it works, amazing work to you all!
@lilrhia2 жыл бұрын
Julia's vocals are always *chefs kiss*
@tonynewton99722 жыл бұрын
Seriously dude, you are the new Weird Al... f**king GOLD! Keep em up!
@aylac59712 жыл бұрын
awesome as always, my sister and I always have fun singing your other songs, so catchy.
@milktea66762 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed thank u 😂
@joesandy19992 жыл бұрын
Tom, I was just wondering when you'd upload. This is amazing.
@t_a_j96592 жыл бұрын
The "I'm the human version of soy" is probably the funniest line in the song.
@t_a_j96592 жыл бұрын
@Chris Evans Somehow I've never heard of people thinking soy is feminising.
@FOVoid2 жыл бұрын
Your music, rhythm, instruments and lyrics are amazing. I absolutly love it.
@MagdaLenaS2312 Жыл бұрын
I love how she's dancing with the face of disgust xD
@nocturnaldjo2 жыл бұрын
We love the subtle mention of Tame Impala
@alu29013 ай бұрын
"""subtle"""
@makiroll58272 жыл бұрын
Best parody I’ve heard so far (:
@Mune_3334 ай бұрын
As a fan of Billie, I. LOVE. THIS. Always a pleasure to listen to your songs!!
@Neffectual2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, wonderful. And so happy to see Julia again, too
@maskatron97882 жыл бұрын
"Romantics are not constantly stoned" Ouch, felt that one.
@willjenkin10232 жыл бұрын
Back to your equally talented roots, another banger from Thomas
@violetskies142 жыл бұрын
Well I was just crying my eyes out because I have coronavirus which has caused a chronic pain flair and I probably won't get to see my grandma who helped raise me and has terminal brain cancer at Christmas but then the notification came for this and made me laugh a bit so thanks. Genuinely thanks. I really needed something funny.
@fredweasley71122 жыл бұрын
this is literally incredible
@thegreattoost72602 жыл бұрын
hey, loved this track and i've been wondering if you were going to upload more of your songs to spotify keep on doing stuff like this, loving it!
@Burnz-de9of2 жыл бұрын
Beautifully done Tom. Was itching to hear what kind of vocal distortion you would do for the chorus, and you fucking nailed it! 👌
@joshualynch2922 жыл бұрын
Lol that was a great video Tom I enjoyed this to the fullest I will definitely be adding this to my playlist of songs for your album I have.
@aiu9412 жыл бұрын
love the feet shower in the background for the tarantino part lmao
@SomeRageHard2 жыл бұрын
How did Cardy get triplej to sponsor this very personal attack on their listeners?
@audiocrow26322 жыл бұрын
Her voice is so nice!
@who.what.when.where.1012 жыл бұрын
Bro all his stuff is great. It’s hilarious yet still sounds good.
@phishbrah2 жыл бұрын
Your brilliance is breathtaking..another home run my friend
@JurgenWindcaller2 жыл бұрын
The noises at the start sound like what i imagine a mosquito sounds if you put a mic next to it
@AugustBostick2 жыл бұрын
Let's go I'm ready!!
@lenaevess2 жыл бұрын
Solid gold, as always :D
@yurinohana90292 жыл бұрын
That's so funny and I really like your voices! I love the "not that I think I ever asked" part
@noxamillion45142 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, Amazing, Keep up the Good Work Son
@reecemunro57422 жыл бұрын
Sus
@anaconda60162 жыл бұрын
I remember calling a person "human tofu" to call them bland, but human version of soy works too
@kickthejetengine2 жыл бұрын
Great production as always
@jezabellecrowley5102 жыл бұрын
U sir have out done yourself with this one!!! I'm always so stoked wen I get a notification of content from u bcuz I Kno I'ma laff my ass off!! Lol keep up the good work!!
@danogr38152 жыл бұрын
The moment when you want to share every video of this man to laugh with your friends...but they don't speak English so you just vibe by yourself and they call you weird
@jeniferjoseph92002 жыл бұрын
Friends shouldn’t call you weird
@xretrox49232 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think something happens to tom in his real life when out in public to come up with these songs 😂😂
@Chuckf662 жыл бұрын
That'd explain his fear of not wearing a hat outside in public.
@firieflame80532 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius. As usual!!!
@AstrelVT2 жыл бұрын
so happy to see you getting the attention you deserve
@manuelurak37342 жыл бұрын
"Almost unempoyed boy" How to offend 99.9% of all musicians lol
@wobber.2 жыл бұрын
this is gonna be good
@modtang2 жыл бұрын
Really impressed you got Julia Roberts in on this. She looks amazing too.