1000+ Horsepower Will Kill You

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Tom Segura

Tom Segura

23 күн бұрын

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@MPrint67
@MPrint67 21 күн бұрын
God I hate being poor
@adriansmajlaj86
@adriansmajlaj86 21 күн бұрын
Tom hates you too for being poor
@MPrint67
@MPrint67 21 күн бұрын
@@adriansmajlaj86 I think you mean “us”
@rogermoreno1152
@rogermoreno1152 21 күн бұрын
Lmao I was just about to say, Tom also hates the poors so we’re in good company 😅
@plunger110
@plunger110 21 күн бұрын
Maybe you learn to code. Hahaha
@markgriz
@markgriz 21 күн бұрын
I totally forgot I was subscribed to this douche. I think I subscribed way back when he was poor and funny.
@De1taP
@De1taP 21 күн бұрын
Thanks Tom, you've inspired me to just stop being a poor and bootstrap my way to a multi-million dollar net worth. Now I drive a Porsche and throw my starbucks at homeless people like the wealthy chad I am.
@kyleblaze8368
@kyleblaze8368 19 күн бұрын
About time
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 21 күн бұрын
Very kind of Tom to give us poors a brief look into the average outing of a rich man... We will never deserve such things, but thanks to this kind man, we can experience it on a much, much, much lower and poorer level. Thanks Tom!
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 19 күн бұрын
That is cool of him. It makes nonlosers want to end their loser like behavior and start kicking ass in life instead of blaming rich people for you being poor!! Thanks Tom 7:04
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 19 күн бұрын
@@WKRP187 Washcloth be damned... That's the spunk, champ!
@Chris-hw4mq
@Chris-hw4mq 18 күн бұрын
You go do comedy for 15 years and probably will be able to afford such cars but dont complain when you earn minimum wage the first 10 years.Big sacrifice = big win
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 18 күн бұрын
@@Chris-hw4mq Good advice... Watch out for those Nigerian princes!
@Chris-hw4mq
@Chris-hw4mq 18 күн бұрын
@@chadjazeera9960 or those influencers who teach financing either way enjoy life its not about having stuff its about creating memories
@Eric__B
@Eric__B 21 күн бұрын
Didn't even yell "Kobe!" while crashing the helicopter sim...
@winstonsmith11
@winstonsmith11 21 күн бұрын
Too soon... 😔
@seansanchez7291
@seansanchez7291 21 күн бұрын
LMAOOOOO!!!!🤣💀⚰️🪦
@meteda1070
@meteda1070 21 күн бұрын
What a tremendous waste of a golden opportunity. Ari would be ashamed.
@plunger110
@plunger110 21 күн бұрын
This made me laugh way too hard!!!
@I_love_burnt_toast
@I_love_burnt_toast 21 күн бұрын
Why would he? Kobe wasn't responsible for the crash? Your joke is dumber than your parents were for having you.
@ChichiNaka
@ChichiNaka 21 күн бұрын
This is disneyworld for midlife crisis ozempies
@RoryODonnellIsSoAwesome
@RoryODonnellIsSoAwesome 21 күн бұрын
Tom: *Crashes literally everything he drives in the simulator.* Podium 1 Racing Guys :"LOL sick ANYWAY here's the keys to my 1000HP McLaren."
@podium1racing
@podium1racing 20 күн бұрын
🏎️ 💨
@podium1racing
@podium1racing 18 күн бұрын
@@Zamix69 actually it doesn’t. Racing on a sim and racing on track however different story.
@EthanSchaner
@EthanSchaner 21 күн бұрын
As one of the poors experiencing this made me change my mindset to someone's who grew up with generational wealth. Thank you for this revalation.
@mydude74
@mydude74 21 күн бұрын
As a relatively poor poor... Douchebaggery has never been so funny
@KodiMathews
@KodiMathews 16 күн бұрын
He grew up rich and he makes fun of y'all for working ur ass off y'all are pathetic asf
@eateat8609
@eateat8609 10 күн бұрын
He's funny again but for all the wrong reasons
@ish474
@ish474 21 күн бұрын
If they had a real Nashville simulator a bunch of drunk bachelorettes would cross the track in front of you
@cloutcudi2703
@cloutcudi2703 21 күн бұрын
very cool of Tim to include a poor at the end of his video, wholesome!
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 21 күн бұрын
You?
@flowroll777
@flowroll777 21 күн бұрын
"F**king move" ahhhh the motto of every supercar owner. lol
@curtisw831
@curtisw831 19 күн бұрын
Motto of me driving my 97mph limited Tahoe
@kaeserd
@kaeserd 15 күн бұрын
Whatever. I did that exact same thing in my civic when I was young and reckless.
@ReyHolliday
@ReyHolliday 21 күн бұрын
Lets go full trottle.
@ssenssel
@ssenssel 21 күн бұрын
*Ceiling fan spins in the background
@winstonsmith11
@winstonsmith11 21 күн бұрын
Poor Julia
@DylanLukeLosasso
@DylanLukeLosasso 18 күн бұрын
love these long ads Tom! funniest thing youve done since convincing people that your millionaire father didnt bankroll your entire career!
@Steve0272.
@Steve0272. 21 күн бұрын
I suspect Tom's concentrate face looks scarily similar to his kill face 🙈😂🤣 .... whers the bodies T 😉👍
@Uchoobdood
@Uchoobdood 21 күн бұрын
hey guys I have been awake since 3:45 am Pacific standard time and have not pooped yet. This is very unusual for me.
@fugginrambo
@fugginrambo 21 күн бұрын
Eat half of a box of Raisin bran and $15 worth of Taco Bell
@pseudopseudonym2500
@pseudopseudonym2500 21 күн бұрын
You'll get through this. Hate from Australia ❤.
@probablynotwearingpants6228
@probablynotwearingpants6228 21 күн бұрын
Been up since 530 am EST on Sunday, pooped plenty, pooping now, but only caught 15mins of zzzzs all week
@Datboy0
@Datboy0 20 күн бұрын
Appreciate you reporting back to us Poors 🤣🤣🥴
@t7489
@t7489 21 күн бұрын
Poor here; happy you’re spending my money well, Tom.
@podium1racing
@podium1racing 21 күн бұрын
Thanks for coming out Tom and ripping on the cars. Your show was hilarious, and cant wait to get the rig delivered to Texas
@CarbonfiberYeti
@CarbonfiberYeti 21 күн бұрын
Josh Potter will need one as well. 🏁
@peanutsthebard
@peanutsthebard 18 күн бұрын
Which show? The Tom Brady roast?
@podium1racing
@podium1racing 18 күн бұрын
@@peanutsthebard​​⁠ nah he had a comedy show here in Nashville the day he filmed this last month and brought us to it.
@Nick-ih5em
@Nick-ih5em 21 күн бұрын
Did everyone see how bad him and Bert bombed at the roast of Tom B!
@Teeveepicksures
@Teeveepicksures 5 күн бұрын
Rolling around a couch with your hand over your mouth isn't funny to you?
@BorisBidjanSaberi11
@BorisBidjanSaberi11 21 күн бұрын
More Tom car reviews
@royalvisionlive
@royalvisionlive 21 күн бұрын
Why loose all that weight to become a tree ornament? ha
@billymac5481
@billymac5481 21 күн бұрын
To fit into his super car duh
@I_love_burnt_toast
@I_love_burnt_toast 21 күн бұрын
How did Tom loose the wait?
@kidsontheblock2680
@kidsontheblock2680 17 күн бұрын
Was this supposed to be funny cuz holy crap that was the worst joke I’ve heard.. ha
@xelldincht4251
@xelldincht4251 13 күн бұрын
It's very rich (no pun intended) that a guy who was the son of an investment banker tried to lecture poor people about being poor.
@TLKdavid
@TLKdavid 20 күн бұрын
"Washcloths are for poor people" - Tom Segura
@SingularitySessions
@SingularitySessions 20 күн бұрын
Not only am I a Tom fan.. I got to visit this company a couple years ago when it was a 1K square foot tiny industrial space. Shout to Chandler & team!! Go Podium1🔥
@nesbittnick
@nesbittnick 19 күн бұрын
Tom is turning into Jerry Seinfeld.
@Teeveepicksures
@Teeveepicksures 5 күн бұрын
Seinfeld is self aware.
@Torquematterz
@Torquematterz 18 күн бұрын
Love seeing Tom do car stuff, this was a sweet video
@keatonclark3017
@keatonclark3017 21 күн бұрын
Was not on board until I heard million dollar baby play
@GoofyToony
@GoofyToony 21 күн бұрын
Editor hangs out on tiktok
@johng.4711
@johng.4711 21 күн бұрын
+1 because no Bart
@departedgardens9262
@departedgardens9262 19 күн бұрын
Sim life is legit. Glad Tom gets to experience it.
@Thatdudewiththedogs
@Thatdudewiththedogs 19 күн бұрын
Wow Tom, getting more and more relatable every video! Awesome!
@numberlover8181
@numberlover8181 18 күн бұрын
I know that some people will give you shit about this, but I absolutely love it. Just do what makes you happy, fuck their opinions of it. That's the only way to be truly happy. Thanks for sharing.
@poopmachine71
@poopmachine71 14 күн бұрын
You're giving nice messages to a guy that would spit in your face if you met him lol
@TotallyNoCat
@TotallyNoCat 10 күн бұрын
Ok poor
@poopmachine71
@poopmachine71 3 күн бұрын
Brokie
@TheSixStringGuy
@TheSixStringGuy 19 күн бұрын
"Alright, how do we get this one"? 😂😂😂😂
@creativeprop540
@creativeprop540 18 күн бұрын
The amount of people that are pissed off at Tom for making fun of poor people is hilarious to me. Did y’all forget that he’s a comedian? I’m poor as fuck (probably one of his poorest fans) and that shit was funny as hell.
@difficent1501
@difficent1501 20 күн бұрын
Must be nice, having money. I currently am living in a box, having to capture fumes from cars like this to meet ends meet.
@johnnykicks7706
@johnnykicks7706 21 күн бұрын
Despising 1000+ poor people will kill your career
@angelacarlton1550
@angelacarlton1550 21 күн бұрын
😂
@chiefkeith5641
@chiefkeith5641 21 күн бұрын
You can’t spell
@billymac5481
@billymac5481 21 күн бұрын
Doubt it
@BaileyEmerson-oi9cd
@BaileyEmerson-oi9cd 21 күн бұрын
Or not
@baldcupcake3354
@baldcupcake3354 21 күн бұрын
Clearly it didn’t
@Booster_Golden_Cobra
@Booster_Golden_Cobra 21 күн бұрын
Hooning to punk tactics. Editor made a banger choice for the music. 👍
@taylorstephens
@taylorstephens 21 күн бұрын
🤌
@Squiggerzz
@Squiggerzz 21 күн бұрын
Do you happen to know the track at the very end "runnin' it"?
@taylorstephens
@taylorstephens 20 күн бұрын
@@Squiggerzz it's a repeat of the 1st song i used in the vid. little bookend action. "HOOLIGANG" - Joey Valence & Brae
@Squiggerzz
@Squiggerzz 20 күн бұрын
@@taylorstephens thank you kindly 😁
@allenlord3679
@allenlord3679 21 күн бұрын
Tom thinks he's DDE now.😂😂
@Bob_Smith19
@Bob_Smith19 21 күн бұрын
Nope, those guys are even bigger douches.
@tbaby1317
@tbaby1317 16 күн бұрын
Somehow.. my wife and I managed to keep our dog.. throughout my sons entire first year of life. 70lbs doodle.. doesn’t know how good he’s got it 😂
@MrGMT1992
@MrGMT1992 17 күн бұрын
We need Bill Burr to do this. Him and Tom would be a great combo on this
@swayde5226
@swayde5226 18 күн бұрын
It’s not the horsepower that will kill you. It’s suddenly coming to an abrupt stop
@podium1racing
@podium1racing 18 күн бұрын
True 😂
@trackstarr82
@trackstarr82 20 күн бұрын
I forgot how much I miss these car videos! More please!
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 21 күн бұрын
Lol, barrel rolls in a helo...and not having to go to the hospital afterward, that's a good day
@asphaltannihilator157
@asphaltannihilator157 19 күн бұрын
Remember like 15 years ago when this dude was a comedian
@user-fx5if5bq7z
@user-fx5if5bq7z 18 күн бұрын
That's a absolutely beautiful setup, big congrats to you brotha!!!
@mhlockyer709
@mhlockyer709 20 күн бұрын
Mommies 👖 are drying up watching this lol.
@DJJ81
@DJJ81 21 күн бұрын
Best piece of car wisdom I ever got…. “You can’t necessarily HAVE too much horsepower. You can USE too much horsepower”. The problem rest between the seat and the pedals.
@716tg3
@716tg3 18 күн бұрын
Toms son - now can we pls get a TOYOTA ?!
@brianjackson9971
@brianjackson9971 10 күн бұрын
Hell yeah driving fast in a lambo the racing sim was cool as hell too 🤘🥃😎
@neatdriftclub8822
@neatdriftclub8822 18 күн бұрын
tommy using joey valance in the intro and in the video is epic
@jjayyy94
@jjayyy94 21 күн бұрын
Love seeing this back !
@GP_Frog
@GP_Frog 18 күн бұрын
Cristina is going to be pumped 😂
@ernestoescobedo4908
@ernestoescobedo4908 21 күн бұрын
Thought you hated lambos
@ImShmizzed
@ImShmizzed 21 күн бұрын
What’s he going to do? Not drive it? It’s a free toy. Ya play with the free toy
@AstralTranzient
@AstralTranzient 21 күн бұрын
Christina's meow is gonna be as dry as the frikken Sahara when Tom gets in that VR sim for the first time at home! Shit's rad if you ask me but you know how the broads get. Keep featherin' it, brother!
@pint_size_crawler
@pint_size_crawler 18 күн бұрын
Jesus Christ podium killed it!! So sick!!
@orlandocarsandcoffee
@orlandocarsandcoffee 16 күн бұрын
It’s always spicy in a Lamborghini
@dylanherron3963
@dylanherron3963 19 күн бұрын
We gather here today, poors, in remembrance of our lives before having been changed by this video. Alpha Grindset activated, thank you so much Tom for serving our country and getting me out of poverty.
@kristoferfc6525
@kristoferfc6525 17 күн бұрын
I love that you're not poor, nice edits jeans
@jasons1148
@jasons1148 19 күн бұрын
So Tom , when is the new computer rig being delivered to your house ?
@CocaLaRock
@CocaLaRock 20 күн бұрын
Beyond excited to see you when you come to Bangor June 14th!
@ThomasTk30
@ThomasTk30 18 күн бұрын
Congratulations Tom. You win at life brother , well earned .
@xDPx-zh7vr
@xDPx-zh7vr 20 күн бұрын
You kill it so much in comedy that ppl hand you 1000hp McLaren's. Now that's baller status. Just checked the tour dates and you need to come closer to L.A.! Coachella is 2 1/2hrs away bro!!!
@ivankaseljanka
@ivankaseljanka 19 күн бұрын
Faith no more song "Midlife crisis" comes to mind while watching this 😅 😂
@rlm4471
@rlm4471 16 күн бұрын
Tom has always been into cars, so not really a midlife thing.
@ivankaseljanka
@ivankaseljanka 15 күн бұрын
@@rlm4471 It's not the cars, it's the attitude.. listen to that song lyrics
@allanjim3
@allanjim3 21 күн бұрын
These are awesome! They let me know just how hard I’m gonna be balling if I ever win Powerball!! 🔥💀🔥
@michaelrattray2564
@michaelrattray2564 19 күн бұрын
I have my pilots license but am a poor with no plane. Tom living his best life for me.
@NeRdJaHsUdEd
@NeRdJaHsUdEd 20 күн бұрын
Ngl Tom should do American Top Gear
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 21 күн бұрын
I need a longer vid damn it
@stuwest3653
@stuwest3653 18 күн бұрын
He is the typical supercar owner.
@SurlySX
@SurlySX 16 күн бұрын
any sim racing content is appreciated!
@MiloDebuque
@MiloDebuque 21 күн бұрын
Opening track is Hooligang by Joey Valence and Brea FYI. Punk Tactics is a bangin' album! New one out next month.
@JColeJ97
@JColeJ97 19 күн бұрын
Wow this guy must be loaded with cash
@mattmeidl2996
@mattmeidl2996 18 күн бұрын
I feel like a wash rag person watching this
@zebulon182
@zebulon182 18 күн бұрын
Tom is morphing into Schaub
@weseeyoualexander
@weseeyoualexander 18 күн бұрын
Happy to see Tom climb to the top, then flex. Please, keep sharing your hobbies and drowning out the salty poors with more HP. There's plenty of other poors who are enjoying the shine.
@rlm4471
@rlm4471 16 күн бұрын
The flexing part isn't really necessary.
@weseeyoualexander
@weseeyoualexander 16 күн бұрын
@@rlm4471 to that I question where's the harm, other than your feelings?
@rlm4471
@rlm4471 16 күн бұрын
@@weseeyoualexander It contributes to a culture of materialism that keeps people chasing after things that don't actually make them happy.
@weseeyoualexander
@weseeyoualexander 16 күн бұрын
@@rlm4471 you don't have to like everything that makes certain people happy. He's sharing his joys of success and networking. I think that's rad. 👋
@jerryrivera2712
@jerryrivera2712 19 күн бұрын
Joey V and Brae on the music is absolutely nuts! They on their way up!
@iSmoker57
@iSmoker57 18 күн бұрын
You should do the Gunball3000 Rally
@doobieblaze1628
@doobieblaze1628 21 күн бұрын
That sim is unreal! Congrats sir✌️❤️
@brycemooreguitar
@brycemooreguitar 18 күн бұрын
Im starting to think tom needs to tell us where he hid the bodys
@codyhendricks5825
@codyhendricks5825 17 күн бұрын
love the joey and brae background music
@HawksNestYT
@HawksNestYT 6 сағат бұрын
Tom got a cool opportunity offered to him because of his hard work and successes and took us along for the ride. Literally. If you’ll want relatability. Relate to how you would feel offered this and you’ll enjoy the video more.
@jimboslice5693
@jimboslice5693 21 күн бұрын
FULL TROTTLE!!!!!
@chipchipperson4002
@chipchipperson4002 17 күн бұрын
It makes my day knowing Tom is the new age Brendan Schaub lol
@yazroque
@yazroque 15 күн бұрын
I love that we are seeing more of Tommy on KZbin 😍
@dillonchamberlain
@dillonchamberlain 21 күн бұрын
Podium 1 gave him a lease and a key
@mikonnn
@mikonnn 20 күн бұрын
hate from michigan
@joshdavis2711
@joshdavis2711 18 күн бұрын
started from the suburbs now we here
@travisantcliff458
@travisantcliff458 14 күн бұрын
Your happy and it's awesome! Keep it up!
@Cmart50
@Cmart50 19 күн бұрын
i would race F1 all day on that sim, awesome.
@yucaprieta7990
@yucaprieta7990 19 күн бұрын
this is what work hard to achieve dreams, then play hard looks like ! amazing, muchas bendiciones para ti y tu familia !!! video muy epico, ese setup del juego super epico and the cars ufff even better !
@mattlars89
@mattlars89 21 күн бұрын
Very cool stuff Tom :) That McLaren sounded wild
@podium1racing
@podium1racing 21 күн бұрын
It’s incredible. The titanium exhaust, catless down pipes and the tune (among other things) makes it sound so good. The flames that clap out are amazing lol.
@50yroldgrom
@50yroldgrom 21 күн бұрын
Pretty sick, you can get your Bill Burr on in the chopper
@ultimateshinedetail
@ultimateshinedetail 21 күн бұрын
Podium killed it again
@TheMarine015
@TheMarine015 21 күн бұрын
Test drive a Civic! Lol
@TMichelle555
@TMichelle555 15 күн бұрын
I don’t get how he’s in his 40s and he legit looks like he’s in his late 50s, boggles my mind
@Driven-Productions
@Driven-Productions 17 күн бұрын
Awesome. P1 is doing big things
@nettenzx739
@nettenzx739 20 күн бұрын
tbh idfc whatever the f people are saying about his relationship with Bert and how he has handled the podcasts, he is one of the few good comedians out here
@tylerwildman7119
@tylerwildman7119 18 күн бұрын
Tom is the man! Love this guy! Also like to see all the people crying because there too lazy to get off the ass and go make something of themselves. It's just easy to cry about other people doing well for themselves. I love seeing everyone around me doing good. You can learn from them. Absorb the knowledge and apply it to your own life!
@owenhasty3482
@owenhasty3482 21 күн бұрын
hope i see tom in iracing now
@iwlhin3737
@iwlhin3737 21 күн бұрын
Tom should hang out with Cleetus Mcfarland. A day with Cleetus is probably more fun than this...
@telecasteroil
@telecasteroil 21 күн бұрын
That first turn at Laguna Seca. Am I right ,lol
@theelmagoo
@theelmagoo 21 күн бұрын
Tom tom tom tom..... couldn't even make the first corner at Laguna Seca on the sim..... ;) That thing is rad!!
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