Tonight... Every Top Gear Opening

[@Fleyk1707]

Earlier seasons: * presenting the actual information on what's going on in the episode * Last seasons: *I M O V E M Y E Y E S*

[@rafafirdaus3675]

*J A M E S W E A R S A H A T*

[@narakun1942]

*R I C H A R D W E A R S A H A T*

[@thesmolpotat6974]

AND I WEAR A HAT

[@prodtj1189]

*I P O I N T A T A T H I N G*

[@gacha21x35]

*H O R T O N H E A R S A W H O*

[@far0145]

S1-S13 : Normal Intros S13- S22: 𝙰 𝚏𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍

[@dutesei]

lol

[@SylviusTheMad]

I was just thinking "a sheep falls over" was peak Top Gear, but then the very next episode was "a fat man gets murdered."

[@ArcturusOTE]

S1E2 I feel is where the madness truly began

[@ajemajh]

a d o n k e y g e t s o v e r t a k e n

[@kalepp9287]

25:02

[@grimm_plush]

24:09 I WEAR A HAT RICHARD WEARS A HAT AND JAMES WEARS A HAT

[@iliasszennati173]

YOU WEAR A HAT YOUR FAMILY WEARS A HAT A DOG WEARS A HAT

[@gas4153]

WE ALL WEAR A HAT

[@prodtj1189]

YOUR HOUSE WEARS A HAT

[@Pun1sher69]

Tonight a member of parliament in our reasonably priced car

[@fedora997]

I WEAR A HAT ONTOP OF MY FEDORA

[@territaylor7087]

Tonight on Bottom Gear, I drive a silent electric car, Richard uses a fookin toilet And James commits arson.

[@AramiMedia]

Terri Taylor I feel like that meme would be a lot better if it was a lot more discrete humour.

[@KaptainKommissar]

* uncontrollable laughter from narrator *

[@patoa3481]

Ery nice

[@MannyAntipov]

Tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume?

[@thatoneguy9582]

hammond you tiny man where is the lambo chevy

[@kieranhughes4090]

S1-S12 = sensible intros. S13-S22=LOL.

[@patrickmontgomery9579]

I agree!! Hahahahahahahahaha

[@Feramersi0]

Yeah! LOL

[@randolfducanes1028]

Tonight- Jeremy Clarkson gets Fired, Hammond gets fired, *_EVERYONE EVERYONE GETS FIRED, AND BBC HAS NO CHOICE._*

[@callumkenny5147]

Season 9 E3: "Tonight: We try to grow our own petrol!" #SensibleIntro

[@tomdunsmore2140]

its just so clear that after 12 seasons they really just could do whatever they wanted haha

[@Jacquobite]

Jeremy slowly descends into madness*

[@mmtot]

It was a great car show which appealed to car enthusiasts and it slowly became a circus to appeal the dumbed down masses.

[@Perifroog]

mmtot Fckin gatekeeping elitist

[@dogmanbitehurt8243]

mmtot it’s just natural that they were gonna increase in wackiness, there are only so much bicycles you can jump over, drifts to do, before the audience gets bored

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@mmtot haha car go vroom

[@mmtot]

@@dogmanbitehurt8243 they reviewed cars for decades and it was just fine, it was a car show, and then for about another 10 years it was still a car show with a small amount of petrolhead stupidity which was great, then eventually just descended into a clown show.

[@dannyb2815]

The scary thing is that I remember all of these....

[@TheDreamNoodle]

Same

[@RoverAddiction]

Same

[@MirrorMonolith]

Same

[@majimasclanpropagandachann4633]

How

[@mediumleftmediumleft5052]

Same

[@Greninjia]

Tonight James stays at home Richard stays at home And I stay at home

[@atlantic_31]

And Trump catches Covid 19 *Top Gear intro music

[@diamondsam]

and boris tries to have another go at the reasonably priced car, again. Instead of leading the country.

[@BFDIDavidFan69]

Tonight James gose to the shops Richard trys to get total wipeout uk back And i watch Da Boy David

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Producing vomit and sputum and other bodily secretions?

[@loco4loco]

Because we stupidly drunk

[@dannylagangonzalez6832]

In the very first episode he says at the end of the series no one will have a recording contract. He proved to be very right 13 years and 21 seasons later.

[@Feramersi0]

Mhm.

[@pondfood]

@RELOAD Official top gear of the pops?

[@dalewasson5919]

He predicted his suspension

[@diverseuniverseyt320]

Series 1 - Series 12 : Sensible intros. Series 13 - 22 : *I wear a hat*

[@nicholaslokos7949]

*James wears a hat*

[@Edward2400]

And james wears a hat

[@MirrorMonolith]

Richard wears a hat

[@dalewasson5919]

*And Richard is behind a low wall*

[@thelegendformula6695]

And a fat man gets murdered

[@_ulick]

you know its a big episode when the intro is half an hour long

[@BristolRoversFan]

That's because it's not an episode it's a compilation

[@RedJLP]

With this big an intro, you can expect the massive episode to be hugely action packed

[@_ulick]

@@BristolRoversFan do you understand jokes?

[@ridhosamudro2199]

This is going to be a long night, isn't it?

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@ridhosamudro2199 A long week rather

[@MattChaffe]

It was pretty depressing to hear Hammond do the intro to the last episode.

[@TheRobSka]

It doesn't sound as right

[@linechaos731]

how come hammond was doing it

[@UltraHylia]

LineChaos Because Clarkson had already been fired

[@henriquepaladino3779]

At least we still have The Grand Tour. I know , isn't the same thing

[@2nd100k]

And oh dear-

[@nikoslats2551]

29:37 : I move my eyes Richard vandalizes a road And James says “cow”

[@jeremyfong5684]

“COW”

[@wiffishere2861]

Cow!🐮

[@Michael-p3h5y]

*top gear theme*

[@literallasagna7864]

If I had a nickel for every intro where it was just Jeremy talking about their hats, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@rosetintedtankergoggles897]

So close to three! Although I love Hammond's bit

[@RedJLP]

Outside of the two that were just about the hats, there's also the one Clarkson wore in an Aston Martin and the two before Hammond was behind a low wall

[@khoco88]

HATS

[@lexuslfa4739]

It happened thrice actually

[@jeffreytenthije]

Actually, if I'm correct, that's get mentioned 3 times, 3 hats, 3 hats with things and 3 hats.

[@rwall514]

3:15 the first appearance of James May. 6:08 the Indestructible Hilux. 11:16 Jezza in an Ariel Atom. 15:21 Radio Station.

[@itISafakechannel]

tHE esPEEd is alot mate!

[@dalewasson5919]

weed

[@misfire88]

The radio show episode was fantastic. I found the entire audio to that radio program and, yes, listened to all of it

[@azh698]

​@@dalewasson5919Karr.

[@medimedestf234]

I love how blunt these are. We save the entire world, James throws a chair over a hedge, And a F A T M A N G E T S M U R D E R E D

[@Nox_Desiree]

*Tonight on top gear I commit warcrimes in the middle east* *Richard Hammond crashes another expensive car and is in intensive care* *And James breaks into an old womans home*

[@KaptainKommissar]

Bot 'm gee r

[@2AMinLosAngeles]

i drive a silent electric car hammond uses a fucking toilet and james commits arson

[@Sandbar3D]

*James is put in an old womans home.

[@scsutton1]

'Ery noice.

[@mrcrowdonotsteal]

I miss me wife

[@rashmiprakash3613]

I see three people slowly built a British television cultural masterpiece, and presented it gloriously to the whole world. We are ever more greatful to them

[@Altern8One]

Yeah, though in Season 1 instead of James May there was some bloke called Jason Dawe who was almost always busy with used cars...

[@JiminyClarkson]

30:51 TONIGHT I get fired Richard quits And James also quits

[@olivergille8305]

*While wearing a hat.

[@coffeeandsugar20]

Not only did you have most every humorous intro ever, but you even listed which series and episode it is from. Two very massive hat tips to you sir!

[@GR8SALAD]

Thank you! However, this morning I just noticed that s11e4 and s11e5 are switched, I gotta put an annotation on there to fix that.

[@MirrorMonolith]

What kind of hats? A blue hat? A different hat? A hat with some things on it?

[@casual_boredom7195]

@@MirrorMonolith My god! It's- It's a dude with a hat on a hat in a reasonably priced car! Has he gone mad?

[@r2dc108]

Yeah, I didn't saw all episodes, so very nice to see what to see.

[@straw-hat94]

28:51 the best introduction for may ever

[@stumpy5467]

25:01 this is by far the best one

[@vexonmebob4420]

It’s when James drives off the cliff

[@dalewasson5919]

A fat man gets murdered A donkey gets overtaken And James wears ladies' underwear on his head

[@farhansnugroho3677]

@@vexonmebob4420 "I'll see you in Spain, Lads."

[@qtrainprod]

**A FAT MAN GETS MURDERED**

[@lettuce984]

@@vexonmebob4420 “you’ll never take me alive copper!”

[@sonyviva308]

at 21:00 ( s12e6 ) Jeremy lost his voice during the studio shoot and in the next episode you can hear Jeremy's voice is still recovering.

[@firstnamelastname4221]

but it's hammond talking, isn't it?

[@petehutchings]

@Firstname Lastname he means the episode after Hammonds one his voice is still recovering

[@GufilinOrDie]

24:10 Tonight I wear a hat Richard wears a hat And James wears a hat Now that's some good old quality content

[@KonKarPinguin]

I randomly skipped and landed at 13:42 and just heard Clarkson say: I developed a sudden urge to marry my cousin

[@felipebulac]

*Looking at the comments* "These intros can't be that insane right?" *Gets to mid-season 12 and there's still 10 minutes left* "Yeah I'm concerned now..."

[@Scottyy788]

i move my eyes

[@dalewasson5919]

Richard vandalizes a road

[@JV-the-Tossh]

I love how even the more factual ones of the early seasons are more than occasionally just described in the most absurd way possible. Or just in the most literal way possible.

[@aheccingdegenerate3859]

S1-S12: Something Decent S13-S22: *James Says ow ow ow ow*

[@isaacpugno3388]

26:44 you can nearly hear him laugh 😂

[@patrickmontgomery9579]

Tonight! I point at a thing Richard walks through a shop And James has some bananas HILARIOUSEST INTRO EVER!!!

[@Feramersi0]

Yep I agree! XD

[@randolfducanes1028]

Lol

[@theoddball7]

Timestamp 27:38

[@KaiDiesAgain]

It's not just hilarious, it's hilarious *est*

[@sonicszuetomyt5448]

28:57

[@retrosteamknight5038]

Season One: How fast can the new Zonda go around our track? Season Eighteen: I breathe oxygen

[@TheHutchy01]

Season One: A man more boring than May explains used cars Season 22: Richard marries a dog.

[@TommyBKWL]

0:11 "And at the end of the series no-one will have a recording licence". He half guessed what would happened to him

[@lenatama]

It had a different meaning than we expect these days During Top Gear's revival in 2002, BBC didn't own the license and rights to the show apart from censorship and dictating the show's length, which means they didn't have the rights for anything else in the show: No corporate interference during the production and no rights for Top Gear employees' contracts at all. If anything, the Top Gear team had all the power to switch to other broadcaster like Bedder 6 in case the BBC started some unnecessary things that the team would deem jeopardizing their show. It took the BBC until the early 2010s when they finally owned Top Gear entirely and things started to go south from there

[@BradTheThird]

10:20 I met that blind man. He came to my primary school to do some talk about being blind. I think his name was Billy Baxter. He said he lost his sight while riding a motorbike while in the army (can't remember if it was during a military operation or something). And yes, when it came to the questions, he must've been asked "What can you see?" and "Do you just see black?" about five times.

[@mrcrowdonotsteal]

25:11 Tonight, our tracks are a bit foggy, a man eats a snack and we move about in a caravan. Welcome back to Bottom Gear m8s

[@DrewSavo]

Watching over 30 minutes of intros like this makes you realize something profound: They wear a lot of hats. And some with things on them.

[@MirrorMonolith]

Relatively speaking, they actually very rarely wear hats

[@TehRuiAlv3z]

TONIGHT JAMES ASKS A GIRL FOR A FAVOUR ... "No..."

[@Masterchief0181]

Man this is one action-packed Episode of Top Gear

[@WhipLashJimmyFrank]

Tonight: I breathe in, Richard closes his eyes and James presses a button. I don't think you can get any vaguer.

[@Bluefire397]

I like how in the later seasons they occasionally attempt to do a serious, factual intro and then decide to go back to insanity the next episode

[@bundell470]

Tonight on Bo'om Gear: I drive an Electric Car™ Hammond using a *fokin'* toilet And James commits *arson*

[@D0Samp]

11:15 k I'll have a whiff

[@dalewasson5919]

warning show budget does not exceed 23¥

[@lettuce984]

@@D0Samp Ery noice

[@etw30]

Season 1: 0:01 Season 2: 3:08 Season 3: 5:15 Season 4: 7:12 Season 5: 9:13 Season 6: 11:19 Season 7: 13:45 Season 8: 15:00 Season 9 : 16:34 Season 10: 17:41 Season 11: 19:12 Season 12: 20:07 Season 13: 21:27 Season 14: 22:43 Season 15: 23:41 Season 16: 24:43 Season 17: 25:43 Season 18: 26:39 Season 19: 27:37 Season 20: 28:15 Season 21: 28:56 Season 22: 29:37

[@tudorbrancuturcu5996]

My Favourite seasons are Season 8, 10 and 14. Season 8 cause it started the Tonight intros and it has the radio episode. One of my favourites. And Season 10 because the episodes just sound good, especially Ep 6, it gives me The stories of Sodor: Munitions vibes Season 14 because it has the romania episode, my country!

[@CaptainJoey63]

27:00 is the best one hands down

[@Foxttellio]

His face tho haha

[@sebobie]

25:20 Tonight Richards wears a blue hat James wears a different hat And I wear a hat with things on it

[@dalewasson5919]

"Oh no, I've hit the building!"

[@stuff31]

It's surreal seeing all these old cars being talked about as new cars and classics being seen as average second-handers

[@uss_04]

“I managed to get this used 90s car at a reasonable price” Meanwhile in 2022

[@matttondr9282]

IKR!

[@Jedi_Spartan]

17:50 James May: "And now the news. And I'm afraid we start with an apology... we are unable to bring you Jeremy's road test of a Ferrari on the moon."

[@TheNaomeister]

I decided to throw ChatGPT at one of these intros and this is what it came up with: [Opening credits roll with energetic music playing] Clarkson (with his signature enthusiasm): "TONIGHT! I attempt to parallel park a double-decker bus!" [Cut to a scene of Clarkson nervously maneuvering a massive bus between two cars, narrowly avoiding disaster] Clarkson: "Richard competes in a lawn mower drag race!" [Cut to Hammond in a racing helmet, revving up a souped-up lawn mower on a grassy track] Clarkson: "And James attempts to set the world record for the slowest lap in a supercar!" [Cut to James May cautiously navigating a sleek supercar at a snail's pace on a racetrack, with tire squeals and engine roars in the background] [The Top Gear logo appears on the screen, and the crowd erupts with laughter and cheers as the episode begins.]

[@tommybakes5972]

ChatGPT somehow makes a funnier intro than the BBC

[@SgtStevePH]

When even the machine learning app is a big Clarkson, Hammond and May fan

[@aidanmentz9733]

"Welcome back to Bottom Gear, mates"

[@sillygoose2878]

ery’ noice

[@mrcrowdonotsteal]

Ham on now I really made

[@dalewasson5919]

tonight on, gear *C A R S*

[@elisnyder863]

Car gad bas for helf

[@PrinceT-RexSpinoMasterStudios]

I steal my schupid neighbor's ford focus. Hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Cambodia. And James gives into the voices.

[@wildsurfer12]

20:51 Probably my favourite line!

[@fclp67]

James asks girl for a favor Girl: noooooooo

[@rohan6983]

I like how they went from giving actual info about the show to just absolutely meaning less things in the intro. That's what made it the best motoring show in the world, quite literally. It was more entertaining then informative yet it was still fundamentally a car show.

[@AlphaRKA]

25:02

[@solidgent7870]

Exactly 😂 I'm infinitely more interested in "I EAT A SHOE" than about what's coming up about the actual cars

[@michaelramsey82]

I love how these get progressively more insane as the series goes on

[@zaky.r560]

Tonight, James falls out of a boat I have a fight with a gear lever And.. HELLO! Oh dear this is a bit embarrassing

[@dalewasson5919]

The end of an era of Top Gear

[@matthewchen9438]

for me one of the most memorable is "a dog looks over a wall, we drive some chairs, and the stig does a skid in a supercharged jag."

[@lettuce984]

You mean Jaaaaaaag surely?

[@toonaconsooma5941]

This show went from slightly odd to just insane

[@Harkeilla]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[@wildaviation5528]

S13 e6 22:24 is where it finally loses all sensible meaning and becomes completely abstract I wear some goggles Richard falls down a small slope And james says hello to a man

[@themnuggets5264]

"Tonight, we save the entire world" *Shows a clip of a land rover towing a green house*

[@dalewasson5919]

We test a fat spaniel from Jaguar

[@hamisharnold8745]

23:18 was when they gave up lol

[@sonyviva308]

13:41 Holy shit he's way ahead of the time with that joke

[@yeshnavale]

No he aint

[@lancia-037]

the joke is from like 30 years ago lol

[@iwillwatchyourbacknooneels7850]

Yeah he basically invented it or at least he said jokes about incest in america so much that its normal

[@untipicostormtrooper2098]

WELCOME BACK TO BOTTOM GEAR MATES...

[@delanoketelings9323]

I like the part when Jeremey says “Tonight”

[@juanfoster7972]

Lol

[@king_crimson1708]

I've never seen this show, only the memes, but I think that the reasonably priced car is a key component in the ultimate plot

[@topmandog1]

id say no, i often skip the star in the car section, its often boring

[@kristerrs]

Episode 1: i put two supercars head to head, hammond tries to beat a speed camera Episode 3: GRANNY'S DOING DONUTS

[@ArcturusOTE]

Ep. 2: How many buses can we jump over with a bus?

[@DanielEhlmann]

9:27 by God these were some good times to be a car enthusiast

[@lavielavie]

I wana go to bed but the night will not end.

[@narakun1942]

Sorry for being extremely late but...*TONIGHT!: KHRAMI WANTS TO GO TO BED BUT THE NIGHT WILL NOT END*

[@sillygoose2878]

@@narakun1942 TONIGHT, KHRAMI WANTS TO GO TO BED, NAKURAN APOLOGISES FOR BEING LATE, AND I AM EVEN LATER

[@Unix_0]

24:10 has to be the best one of them all

[@brynjones2708]

earlier season intro: * relatively normal * later season intro: I commit tax fraud. Hammond blows up a hospital. And James has a heart-attack and fucking dies.

[@CrazyPanda688]

Crazy, we won’t see a show like this ever again. If you experienced it from the start then you were lucky! I watched from the beginning of season 2 all the way to the end of the classic trio

[@aidanphillips9337]

22:06 The slowest man in the world falls asleep. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UltraHylia]

21:01 Well that didn't age well

[@mahiru20ten]

Well, he got a raise from being a mayor to a prime minister, so it aged better

[@pedinhuh16]

That was so wrong not even Ckarkson could be the one saying that.

[@sillygoose2878]

21:03

[@burntpato9760]

@@pedinhuh16 Wrong how?

[@brandonm8901]

22:30 - my absolute favourite

[@greatbritannialine]

That is one action-packed episode of Top Gear!

[@epicarcher999]

Me: I can listen to music while I study, I’ll be fine! My brain: 30:11

[@Faith01841]

I fucking love Richard narrating the last one and when Jeremy is all like ELLO he just says oh dear...

[@bicyclist2]

I love Top Gear. This is so great. I just wish I'd lived in England when these aired. Thanks.

[@Daniel41689]

I love the slow descent into madness as the episodes go by

[@ramonalvarez8559]

4:39 the birth of 3 legends and history takes off.

[@tyler.e7581]

22:42 when james and jeremy exit the toilet is it concerning that james is wiping his mouth

[@onlinefriend3889]

Him and Jeremy are rubbing their nose

[@WTC1996]

18:35 They even made Richard crashing cars jokes back then

[@Jakeman90210]

My favorite is: Hammond forgets the abbreviation for America. Rich: USB!

[@Darko_Milosevski03]

Series 1-13:normal intros Series 14-22:i wear a hat

[@brianhebert6152]

S1-S13: Here's what's happening in today's episode. S13-S22: *I POINT AT A THING*

[@riotshieldmanpk3992]

27:28 R a i k k o n e n

[@MothDax]

o o p s

[@revs7837]

Evans

[@fawwazrafif5160]

@@revs7837 Can't belive it

[@revs7837]

@Hotwheels Stunt track driver and bash

[@MrJedroi258]

@@revs7837 as we do proper motor racing

[@nathanJordannath89]

Seems like a very packed episode

[@TheExplodingBacon]

27:31 when you realise Chris Evans is replacing you

[@iceboy1053]

26:59 *Tonight!* I wear a hat, James wears a hat, and Richard is behind the low wall.

[@statingtheobvious8119]

You can start to hear when Clarkson's health start deteriorating.

[@historytank5673]

You mean get older

[@Sh4dowgale]

23:07 That Gallardo is one of my favorite cars.

[@optecio]

Mildly disappointed that you didn’t include the bottom gear intros.

[@siposmarton8324]

Tonoight on Bottom Gear: I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a fucken' toilet and James commits arson

[@ike_uwu]

this video was posted 4 years ago sir

[@optecio]

PlacekTheCat I know it’s just a joke...

[@ashcannotwatch]

@@siposmarton8324 tonight on gear, cars I steal my schupid neighbors Ford focus. Hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Cambodia. And James gives into the voices.

[@Gobbbbb]

@@ashcannotwatch Ery Nice.

[@ordotectonicus8585]

And now they're about to release their final grand tour special on the 13th of September 2024 😢 22 years of greatness.

[@scorcher59]

Oh man wanna rewatch pretty much all of them...

[@historytank5673]

Amazon prime has them all and grand tour and all the other shows

[@GrantMitchVideos]

“Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles?” BEST LINE EVER!

[@fed6096]

Last seasons intros are as accurate as Meme review ratings.

[@rotary_7812]

12:45 RIP Queen of the 'Ring, Sabine Schmitz!

[@Profile__1]

At around season 14, the intros start becoming a "Top Gear Moments without Context" compilation.

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

watching this with my dad on Sunday night at 8pm on bbc with beans on toast was one of the happiest moments of my life

[@jamie8037]

Top Gear traditions: Tonight,.. And on that bombshell,... Reasonably priced car Pissing each other off *talking about hats in the intro*

[@jasonadams5971]

27:38 Tonight... I point at a thing Richard walks through a shop And James has some bananas. That was so hilarious!

[@TwinkleNZ]

"Tonight! I wear a hat! James wears a hat! And Richard is behind a low wall."

[@rdammara]

27:31 oh god..

[@pilotomarcos610]

22:15 t´noight *we save the entire world*