TONS Of Loot! (Minecraft Starblight Desert)

Etho, Pause and I go on an adventure in this Minecraft "complete the monument" map by Mowse!
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[@NaturallyGreasy]

If only these guys had diamonds, tons of iron, enchantment table, tons of bottles o enchanting and tons of potions… if only.

[@farshnuke]

They're like if Batman never bothered to do prep. Or more accurately if Batman got his bat cave and gadgets set up then walked out to fight crime in his dressing gown.

[@NaturallyGreasy]

@@farshnuke Great Analogy.

[@whorlingwisteria]

Wow, that sure would be wild! Too bad they don't have any of that stuff

[@FarmandSMC]

6:15 Fun Fact! I saw a Dinnerbone stream and asked if KZbinrs influenced the way they make updates to Minecraft. “Not the way that you think. I saw Beef or Etho stream (can’t remember who). He threw his sword on the ground in panic when attacked by a zombie and I thought it would be funny if the zombie attacked the player with his own weapon.” That’s why mobs can pick up things.

[@KtheKing01]

Not Dinnerbone being the ultimate troll lmao

[@KathyClysm]

Def Beef then, he used to do that all the time hahaha ah the good old days

[@stevegift3720]

Wonder if dinnerbone had an idea that this mechanic would lead to us using this to exploit that game 😂

[@aligalad9907]

What a legacy 💕

[@nugenki]

Do you remember how long ago that stream was? Would definitely love to see this clip

[@jaynava9472]

When beef swapped his 2nd flint and steel RIGHT NEXT to the one he already had in his hot bar 😂

[@xXpro36Xx]

Yeah he brain dead I can name 500 things threw the video that funny as fuck ahah

[@azns]

crazy how pause and etho are out breaking spawners and fighting mobs while as beef loots, announces all the great gear he gets, and retreats

[@justintran2983]

Not a beef fan. Only here cuz etho isnt uploading. Serious question, does beef have some kind of disorder or something. For as long as he has been playing, it is hard to believe he is this bad at the game.

[@RaizenEx1]

Beef is a really nice guy, but he's always been bad at video games, like all of them, every one he plays, I've been watching him for at least a decade, and its still pains me to watch him play sometimes haha

[@divsood]

That's literally what happens every time. It's fun to watch Pause is the muscle, etho is all-rounder and beef is the brains

[@Seba-iz6wc]

@@divsood brains? I think you mean hoarder and burn all the gear after

[@divsood]

@@Seba-iz6wc well that too

[@jetzt4862]

food going quickly because beef likes eating when he’s only down a heart or two, or when he still has regen from his golden apple…

[@xXpro36Xx]

Yeah bro watching his vids makes me upset like bro pay attention to what ur doing I like etho and pause

[@jetzt4862]

@@xXpro36Xx that’s the fun in it though haha, although mildly infuriating, seeing the hiccups makes it a lot better

[@krystalmcknight1834]

It is a tough map though without regenerating health! It really does make you feel you need to play with near full hearts at all times. With a few hearts down, getting caught by a couple of skellie arrows ends your life so quick! I play this map, and the mushy stew is the way to go to make progress forwards without multiple deaths, but I think Team Canada are running low on them. Which is why we may look at it like - dude!!! Stop eating!!! If they get time to restock, we might not notice so much. They have bone blocks now - hopefully they farm for bread! It is less hearts, but doesn't take up space and TIME!!!

[@sthawk01]

A lot of negativity in comments, but It’s a vocal minority. I’m really enjoying the series Beef. You guys are having fun, and that experience is contagious. Thanks for the old school Team Canada content, I look forward to each episode.

[@astro_josh]

this!!!

[@Joker-fj8hg]

I think most people enjoy the series, but just are frustrated 😅

[@abyssalentity5397]

I like how at 6:27 beef 1000% goes for the chest on purpose then denies it when Etho calls him out.

[@RottenBen]

He was holding up his shield, which is the same button as opening up chests. So he might have been telling the truth about it being an accident.

[@KtheKing01]

@@RottenBen I'd be more inclined to believe him if he didn't turn directly towards it despite the skeleton being in a completely different direction and stay in it for several seconds before leaving as he gets caught on fire

[@abyssalentity5397]

@@RottenBen Nah he does a whole 90° turn to open that chest, you can see when his brain chooses loot over fighting

[@farshnuke]

I missed the moment so believed beef. Upon rewatching, nope.

[@marieleelee]

18:41 Pause: "Do you guys hear that?" Me: THE END OF THE EPISODE? Etho: "I hear ghasts." Me: Oh.....

[@krystalmcknight1834]

LOL he had me quickly checking how much time passed... It would have been a perfect segway into the outro!

[@TheDyscontinuum]

Deaths: Beef: 35 Pause: 41 (+1) Etho: 39 Sanity: -82

[@Protofall]

What's the +1 on Pause?

[@TheDyscontinuum]

​@@Protofall15:25 death by husk

[@Protofall]

@@TheDyscontinuum Oh right, I thought the +1 was just for some kind of pseudo death sometime in the series (Eg lag spike causing unfair death)

[@Respectable_Username]

Such a relief after last episode!

[@TheDyscontinuum]

@@Protofall ooh gotcha. That is basically what the sanity is. They don't always announce flowers and honey, so I just have to do my best

[@fav-chuck9207]

I love the series Beef, but for the mothers love you have for Etho and Pause spam some torches all around your temporary base and not just towards the fortress! Mobs keep spawning behind you as well! Lol

[@_t_f_]

Lmaooo! I was like why … is he putting torches against the lit up outer wall.. but not in all the dark spots near the temp base?? Coulda lit up the entire temp base and never seen another mob with 20-30 seconds of torching…

[@bizniskitty5138]

I'm always yelling at them to build a little walled area to protect their stuff, it's not that hard!

[@kjkaratejason]

Every time they face a situation that could be resolved with a water bucket, take a drink

[@_t_f_]

You trying to kill people bro?

[@justcallmeness]

​@@_t_f_a drink out of the water bucket, silly!

[@_t_f_]

@@justcallmeness nah @justcallmeness really said “in Minecraft” 💀💀😂😂

[@shaunacall4685]

These are so fun! I’ll be sad when they’re over.

[@justcallmeness]

@@_t_f_ I...didn't specify...though drinking from a bucket IRL might be a little weird, lol

[@iwishuponstars1]

I love Beef being a little loot goblin. Can’t wait even one more moment to get his grimy paws on a few more arrows.

[@xXpro36Xx]

He doesn't use them anyways he too busy looking into chest then killing stuff

[@victornoname7269]

I think his intent is to share them with the others. Then he just forgets to. XD

[@jaydielj1256]

I somehow doubt that intent lol!

[@cjwardill]

Beef leaving the shulker and only grabbing the mushrooms and dirt 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@-sturmfalke-]

07:15 The patience of these guys are off the scale. I mean, I would have been more cautios, but very mad after the explosion.

[@JakeWolven]

I can't believe they still haven't made a water bucket for when they're on fire

[@dansteiner75]

Maybe put your temp base inside one of the cleared buildings at the gate, instead of creeper-baiting in the desert? Thanks for the fun series that I look forward to every day.

[@lamarckleland5731]

I still don't understand why they didn't do that. It looks like the mapmaker created that Dragon's Rest build just for that purpose.

[@clickmexd]

Who else gets excited when VintageBeef uploads? Not just me right?

[@xXpro36Xx]

I do not I'm only here bc of etho and pause beef doesn't pay attention and not a team player leaving his team to die

[@TheUCruz]

@@xXpro36Xx I'd be more excited if it was one of the other two uploading

[@sparky2387]

@@xXpro36Xx Well that a bit mean :/

[@noahunderberg]

Love this series so much. I started watching beef on December 31st 2012 after I had gotten Minecraft for my 12th birthday. I'm now 22 years old and still watch his videos every couple days

[@farshnuke]

I was defending Beef so hard last episode and this one? Yeah, you folks might have a point. I love him and the series but the gang might want to have a talk about tactics

[@farshnuke]

Not even a moment of hesitation about breaking that skeleton spawner, huh? Not a single moment of 'maybe save that for later when we run out of arrows'

[@bizniskitty5138]

Beef is always talking about what he's doing and suggesting strategy while the other 2 are silent and we don't know where they are

[@farshnuke]

@@bizniskitty5138 Fair point

[@TheMrNike1996]

Thats what i pointed out in our last convo from last episode 😂 His game awareness on a game he has played so much for over a decade is somehow just not there. Atleast not in this series

[@farshnuke]

@@TheMrNike1996 Yeah. My bad.

[@Andreeee75]

21:45 A whole shulker box and the guy just takes 3 items 💀

[@foxymacadoo]

Don’t they realize the skulked boxes keep everything in them when you mine them?

[@lamarckleland5731]

Another really fun episode! I actually placed a torch on top of the towers before figuring out the netherrack puzzle.

[@biaazalmeida]

the endings of the episodes always remind me of "welcome to nightvale", the way beef always says "and remember" followed by something weird and random

[@Protofall]

Gotta admit, I think Ethos right that totally wasn't a shield click XD Also wow, not sure what caused the explosion, but that's super bad luck. Etho placed the shulker basically the second the fuse went off.

[@samc9516]

It was definitely breaking the spawner, I'd guess an observer looking at it aimed at TNT. Shame about the shulker!

[@RossProbertComposition]

Beef vs Baby Zombie - if there isn’t an ultimate showdown between them this series may not be complete!! For real though, this is one of the best series that I’m watching atm. Brilliant work Beef, Etho and Pause!

[@jackadams8606]

Been in hospital for over two weeks now these episodes are an absolute sanity saver love Team Canada keep em coming 🇨🇦❤️

[@jasonlast7091]

To be completely honest I think they're having the exact opposite effect on my sanity but I'm still having fun. Get well soon :)

[@TheUCruz]

6:10 I've never seen cobweb make a player just panic and freeze like that.... no effort to break the cobweb, no effort to wiggle out of it just wow lol

[@tomtexas4897]

Threw a pick, forgot he had a bow, and then lit himself on fire when he was free

[@samc9516]

To be fair, Beef is not carrying a sword so had no good way to break the cobweb. But yeah he did panic though lol. Shielding and wiggling out was the best course of action but when he right clicked he accidentally opened the crafting table GUI which caused his mini panic as he was being attacked too. Also he didn't start trying to get out until he had scrolled to his weapon so I guess lack of hotkeys and multitasking is an issue in this instance too. @tomtexas4897 It was the zombie that lit him on fire as Etho was attacking it with a fire aspect sword but I do blame Beef for that happening because he can't help himself opening chests in the middle of a battle haha.

[@CrimsonYork]

16:06 there's a barrel you missed in the wall

[@lamarckleland5731]

at 20:005 there is a bed with a chest next to that spawner.

[@deonteadams1855]

They literally had the same tier of gear since episode 2-3 I feel like they should have known they missed a place like this😂

[@Respectable_Username]

Y'all sound so much happier this episode. That makes me so happy too 😄❤️

[@3420undertaker]

You can't teach an old beef new tricks.

[@DerickRawrZ]

I recently played through Vechs newest Super Hostile maps, Spellbound Caves II and Vexelvania Both of them were great and use a custom mod pack Vechs put together as well. I’d love to see Team Canada play one of those. They’d be absolutely rife with shenanigans.

[@Lightning_Lance]

that would be awesome

[@marniejane11]

I wish the episodes were longer! Love this series!

[@USBCABLEGUY]

DUDE BEEF deal with the threats before looting lol this is why Etho was getting annoyed.

[@Tut708]

Beef is definitely the loot monster of the group. Lol

[@harshithn5992]

We didn't get to know what Pause or Etho thinks this episode.

[@Protofall]

Ethos loves your bubblewrap!

[@duntemdraws310]

More trials and tribulations with Team Canada!

[@TacticalSouljah808]

Beef is the ultimate loot goblin, while Etho is strategically planning the next steps and Pause is full sending it into any abyss he sees. Wish i had Ethos and pauses pov

[@grammy1620]

There were 3 diamonds in the shulker that got blown up :/

[@DasVERMiT]

2, but yeah. :(

[@berkelium0]

Now I dont have to start studying for another 23 minutes, yay!

[@georgiaar7563]

Oh thank god new post. These keep me going...

[@peta5254]

Loving the series! As long as you guys are enjoying yourselves, I’m happy to watch whatever, and it’s always a delight to return home to a new episode of Team Canada! Greatly appreciate it :D

[@poisonouspotato1623]

The day beef uses an axe correctly is the day they beat the map😂

[@simsationsgold7177]

You should use that first building on the -- left for a shelter. Just block off the top. There is plenty of space. It is covered, and you don't need to worry of mobs blowing it up. Then, take all your stuff and move in. If you can't find that place again. Start taking over. Then use the rooms as you go for storage. Become vikings.

[@paxtonb.8437]

Beef, when you eat a golden apple, it has regen for a few seconds. The map maker might’ve changed it so you regen instead of getting two hearts so stop eating until it’s done to save food

[@georgecracknell2004]

Loving the series still, you guys are hilarious. Please do another after 😢

[@mrfoodarama]

Crit the zombirds Beef! You'll use half the durability

[@samc9516]

This, but also timing the attacks when using an axe would save durability as well

[@nugenki]

Finally got to watch it. Another great episode!

[@Nana2PandA]

I am loving this series! You guys are so fun!

[@sandrachic13]

Did he ever notice the barrel up the stairs in the wall of the first building?

[@u-iriamu.z6863]

"my axe is almost dead", spam clicks the hell out of it

[@blokfluitknaap9874]

love doing speed (potions) with the boys😎

[@seanmcnally6658]

Ohhhh, that new area is looking tough … and fun.

[@the_mcscientist]

Beef sure likes that pair of gold pants

[@vilhjamursigurgeirson4342]

I'm really enjoying these videos!

[@austinfletcher387]

I love your videos man iv been watching for years man huge inspiration and helped me thru hard times when my parents use to fight and I was alone your videos helped me thru them man ❤❤ I’m 19 now and still love you videos brother keep it up

[@paxtonb.8437]

I think it would be funny if ergo did a compilation of the deaths for his video 😂

[@ToSapnas]

Dudes, place torches as you go! “There’s so many mobs! where the spawner is???” It’s night and you don’t light up anything as you go

[@kailansoanes7613]

If I was with them I would save a Skeleton spawner and make a farm out of it

[@foxymacadoo]

I would use one of the first rooms as a temp base. Just a idea 😂

[@EzekielHateable]

Great video as always.

[@Mystixor]

The shulker box was empty, pretty much. Mhm sure Etho, except for the 2 diamonds in there 😂

[@jennymay9793]

Yep food is a thing as its used to heal loving the series😁.

[@flarethorn7833]

Beef, complains about needing arrows and destroys every Skelly spawner he sees. 😞

[@tazeru9010]

Beef did amazing this episode 👏

[@MrPeepa]

I guess beef reads comments! Thanks for being a team player!

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

No, No... please don't repair the axe...

[@skatergamer1.0]

Let's gooo! New episode!

[@tomtexas4897]

Beef has got to be the most un-curious man i have ever seen

[@Protofall]

Etho has several disagreements from the events of last episode

[@7h3F33d3r]

@4:48 Did Pause or Etho grab those iron blocks? Seemed like everyone overlooked them.

[@nuke211]

Is bread crafting disabled ? since they have a lot of bones & bone blocks and some dirts, would eating bread more efficient and saving more space compared to mushroom soup ?

[@LunaMizer]

BEEF!! @16:07 there's a sneaky barrel in the wall!!!

[@cavity1010]

next episode will be 🔥

[@MasterCakeX5]

I really really hope they dont let that mending villager die

[@Starhunter1975]

T hanks for the episode Beef.

[@TheDyscontinuum]

This is so painful to watch 💀

[@pandasarecute4737]

Y’all are ruthless with the comments like it’s just Minecraft 😂😂😂😂

[@poppinoff9329]

Cant wait for the single brain cell they share to activate!!! TEAM 🇨🇦

[@farshnuke]

I think currently Etho has it and he's using it to (fairly) judge Beef

[@poppinoff9329]

@@farshnuke the sass from etho in the last episode was the brain cell activating

[@joeycmf2058]

Light the perimeter with torches not flint and steal

[@dugganpersyn9653]

EPIC

[@Ryan_Carder]

06:53 Beef punching a craftingtable while he has an axe he's been using as a weapon

[@rinran1755]

Lets go team Canada

[@aaasports9898]

I just bought a signed Beef TCG card 😊

[@andreii2020]

Why axe and no sword???

[@Foxeyify]

Missed a barrel at 16:07

[@cannaJan]

theres so much loot in the city, hope they find the arrow seller, hes a big help, and hidden sewer dungeon if they spot the ladder ?

[@PattyASMR]

Lets Gooooo

[@Bitter_One]

Beef's the kinda guy that has to relearn how to walk everytime he stands up

[@jeffjohnson9581]

uhhhh.....guys....there are 9 iron blocks under the bonus treasure in the desert temple.

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

Is Beef gonna stand around for the entire video again?

[@dennisgibsonii6316]

Lol this how I have felt for the last 3 episodes. Standing or retreating.

[@farshnuke]

When Etho said "Beef, can you go get the food from the other base?" I was like "Sure send the guy recording to be a courier."

[@samc9516]

@@farshnuke Apparently Etho is recording as well, but is planning on releasing edited videos at a later date.

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

@@samc9516 NICE!!! Then we'll actually get a better gameplay experience... Thank you! I swear, this single sentence, literally took weeks of frustration off my shoulders. * Even if it turns out to be a lie... Thank you.

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

Know when ETHO just lost it? I could so feel his frustration. I mean, yeah, if it's IRL... Dude, don't risk it... Otherwise, what's holding him back? At least spam torches around, take out the wayward spawners... I swear, it felt like I was watching a KZbinr, trying to film a vlog or something... "Let's see what's gonna happen, if I don't help around" That was the entire feeling...

[@JoshuaCasey]

argh. they keep destroying skeleton spawners that they could have used to make arrow farms!

[@matthewmcgowan7288]

Beef still doesn’t know how to shift click

[@stabhammer7870]

hey sorry that this isnt super related but i wanted to know if youre still in touch with sl1pg8r, i used to watch him all the time but stopped when i started working and i just checked back and saw that it seems like he just abruptly stopped making videos. if you are still in touch and read this could you let me know if hes okay, i know i dont know him personally but he was a huge contributor to what games i play today and i just want to know if hes doing alright

[@BlueLuck373]

its like im watching someone else watch two other people play the map

[@duck9874]

🦆

[@chromasinfinite5604]

Beef man, please clear your inventory!

[@jebinite]

Please tell me someone noticed the 8 iron blocks.

[@LadyMarch]

My feed is all politics. Then BLAM! Team Canada. Much needed.

[@LadyMarch]

@@tiktalyk I am Canadian. Our Dear Leader tells me what news is safe to watch.

[@alyssa_j99]

I love this series. Never mind the critics in the comments, Beef! I love all the shenanigans and Team Canada's struggle is always very enjoyable so you keep doing what you do! :D

[@Jakedaniels3914]

I love all three equally but Beef is absolutely terrible at all things combat lol. Beef may be the washed up one… not Etho 😂

[@kct1610]

😎

[@mrmadmanmark222]

6:58 Etho closes the chest at the same time Beef breaks the spawner. Etho... that chest was trapped. Had a random redstone torch above it too. Sus.

[@AwesomePowerCat]

I think that's the same chest beef opened briefly earlier (right after he was stuck in the cobweb), so part of me still thinks it's the spawner, unless the trap only tiggers when it's empty, which is very likely.

[@locovanezuela469]

​@@AwesomePowerCatyeah plus even pause open the chest and nothing happen its most definitely the spawner..