Paulie And Christopher Chase Valery | Pine Barrens - The Sopranos HD

Paulie And Christopher Chase Valery | Pine Barrens - The Sopranos HD
#TonySoprano #TheSopranos #NewJersey

[@SBGames8]

"That mouth of yours, you gotta learn when to shut the fuck up" All he asked was for Paulie to put the remote back lmao

[@sensesfail10792]

Genius dialogue. Just describing himself in almost every situation.

[@bigben9492]

They act like men but still get mad over petty things and kill you. Reminds me of street gangs. I like the mob n how they operate but it's not like they *just* kick ur ass. They kick ur ass then tie bricks to ya smh lmfao

[@95v37]

@@bigben9492 Also I think Paulie came in with that fuck-you attitude bc Tony made him do the collection and fucked with his plans that day. Needless to say, maybe Paulie Walnuts needs some anger mgmt.

[@KolchaksGhost]

Listen to this prick giving orders

[@dbodooley]

Paulie is the one who needs to shut his mouth.

[@alexanderb293]

They should have sheltered under Christopher’s natural canopy.

[@99flyinguppercuts]

lol you can't make that shit up

[@robin961000]

@@99flyinguppercuts the fck you talking about? He just did

[@lfkk4640]

Ohhhhhh. That's the man's nose! HEHE 🤣

[@cedenoanthony45]

@@robin961000 😂😂😂 Tony B: after this we’ll send him to beak’s kill. Tony S: If Beaks could kill that one certainly would!

[@rickrolledtruth5834]

Heeeyyyy let's leave crissy alone... I still think Pauly is a basturd for saying his unborn daughter would end up being a "Bing stripper" smfh... that was was too much.

[@VenerableBede2510]

01:25 he spits in the air then laughs. Because in Siberia it gets so cold that you spit and it freezes solid before it hits the ground. And where they were isn’t nearly that cold.

[@omnipotentpumpkin9755]

Nice spot!

[@tomservo5347]

Someone translated what Valery was raving about and it goes "You think this is cold!? I wash my balls with water colder than this!" Don't mess with Russians. They have a peasant mantra that they live by that goes 'Tomorrow will be better' and it gives them incredible ability to shrug off the worst that life can throw at them.

[@dr3754]

i take you spoke against putin and know about that

[@Aivottaja]

I don't think spit freezes in mid-air, no matter how cold it is.

[@mrdgg949]

Nice never noticed

[@johnlewisbrooks]

Paulie and Chris should have done a spinoff sitcom. Lol

[@anthonyhilton7471]

Yes! Before dumb and way before dumb

[@jas2867]

They would of made millions lol

[@StuPedassol]

Crowd every time Paulie Walnuts walks in: hehe heh

[@choochcoleman703]

We should have gone to Roy Rogers. Yeah, and I should have fu..ed Dale Evans but I didn't.

[@bobcostas5094]

I’ve often said that they should have done a dark comedy following the exploits of Paulie. That guy has true comedic talent.

[@aaronalvarado2481]

Valery has the makings of a varsity athlete

[@uglybetty8747]

Yes he’s not a hot head house flower

[@seann.7630]

100%

[@BelleEmoFuss]

1:00 - 1:15 I love the shots of the trees and then the cut to Valerie grinning. Maybe I'm looking to deep but i feel that sequence communicates a slightly nostalgic, naive infantile and sweet reminiscence of home. Like, Valerie, surrounded by the snow, felt like home again, some place that kinda resembled the one from his young years

[@GuyIncognito_]

It's likely also because he was trained as special Russian military, and almost certainly would been trained and primed exactly for this environment and he was realizing that if patient enough, he would gain the tactical advantage and have a form of homefield advantage (so-to-speak); which he sort of proved as it only took three seconds for him to incapacitate two armed men and make a run for it; and even after having part of his head blown off; he was able to escape, likely due to his knowledge and training for such areas as opposed to American criminals who you can safely guess aren't trained to withstand such areas in shitty circumstances. With it being implied that Valery climbed a tree to safety; he knew enough to cause his blood trail to end in a random location and then continue on to the tree and go up without leaving any noticeable proof of where he went, just that he vanished. I'd be smiling too if I realized that while I was being lead to my execution, it was being done in the environment I feel most comfortable in; especially as Valery would've known/assumed they're unskilled civilians (unless you count Paulies past in the army)

[@BelleEmoFuss]

@@GuyIncognito_ Yep, good take, bro. I agree.

[@nyyanks4]

You ever think what a coincidence it is, that the episode called Pine Barrens takes place in the Pine Barrens?

[@johna.7235]

holy SHIT.

[@miguelangelperez3384]

It actually doesn’t take place in pine barrens. They were denied a filming permit so they film somewhere else…but wtf do I know.

[@angryanakin]

Can you imagine that? An episode called pine barrens taking place in the pine barrens?

[@5824car]

@@miguelangelperez3384 anyway 4 dollas a pound

[@nycommittee5859]

You gonna tell that same joke every time?

[@aamirkhan1654]

Valerie was a metaphor for how Paulie and Chris could never really get the job done properly and were always liabilities. Very allegorical.

[@gc99289]

They did Mike Palmice without any incidents.

[@DeathMountainDragonaut]

@@gc99289 Not technically true... Paulie contracted a rash from Poison Ivy. Lol

[@gc99289]

@@DeathMountainDragonaut And how did that affect anyone but Paulie? Shut the fuck up

[@gc99289]

@@DeathMountainDragonaut Paulie and the big guy landed a million dollar score with Columbians. Paulie could absolutely deliver.

[@DeathMountainDragonaut]

@@gc99289 Woah, no need to be rude just because someone challenges your opinion. Nobody said Paulie couldn't deliver, he just has not been able to at times; same goes for Christopher. Just facts.

[@elroysworldFR]

Sopranos should've ended with an after credits scene of Valery sitting on a beach talking about how he evaded two guys in the snow and got shot in the head and just him laughing looking at a universal remote!

[@Dontfearthereaper001]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but he didnt. Tony did not get whacked.

[@theinsaneshecklador6598]

@@Dontfearthereaper001 "In a recent discussion with The Hollywood Reporter's Scott Feinberg, after a screening of the "Sopranos" prequel, "The Many Saints of Newark," the show's creator, David Chase, finally revealed his intentions. And, yes, Tony gets whacked."

[@johnwayne7826]

@@Dontfearthereaper001 "sorry to burst your bubble"? Dude you sound like you're in serious pain. It's ok, of course he didn't, just breathe.

[@TheInfamousMrFox]

@@Dontfearthereaper001 It's been confirmed numerous times that the strange black shot at the end of the diner scene, is Tony dying. Several times during the show he's asked about death and he says thing along the line of "I dunno, it all goes black I guess".

[@jamaalalirichardson8392]

@@TheInfamousMrFox when Christopher died he went to an Irish pub. His first death

[@pockit5107]

I always lose it every time he starts pounding his chest all proudly at them and swearing in Russian lmao

[@ordinarymann47]

What he says can be roughly translated as "you motherfuckers think I'm cold?! no you're cold! I used to walk balls deep in cold water!"

[@ditocerto]

@@ordinarymann47 walk balls deep! 😂 Tough Russian!

[@ohitsthatguy1328]

What I don't understand is how did they not be able to track him down after it snowed and no matter where this guy goes he's going to leave tracks. Are they that dumb?

[@Mossy500A]

@@ohitsthatguy1328 Valery climbed a tree. Notice the overhead shot at the end?

[@flochforster22]

@@ohitsthatguy1328 Valery was an interior decorator. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Of course he'd know how to fool two clowns in the Jersey Mafia. Dudes Russian, the whole place is covered with snow. He probably learned tactics to avoid leaving footprints.

[@michael-jamescaroline9366]

Just finished this episode an hour ago. Sopranos is hands down the best comedy and drama series on TV

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

It's not on tv.

[@adamg6284]

@@skankhunt-wy9wy Its HBO

[@petrifiedtoaster8572]

The actor who played Valery would also be the voice of Bulgarin GTA 4.

[@skonafid]

Figured his voice was familiar

[@nashmartin8768]

Simply astonishing and remarkably fantastic!

[@matthewb9955]

Thumbs up for the forgotten GTA4.

[@adamwilliams8635]

Yes!

[@johnk.7523]

That's a cool fact actually

[@socallawrence]

They are about kill the guy and Paulie says “the mouth of yours, you need to learn to shut it” 🤣🤣

[@jesusorosco2696]

No he says "that mouth of yours you gotta learn to Stfu" lmao

[@rickrolledtruth5834]

Yea and the funny shiiiit is Pauly STARTED THE WHOLE THING OVER THAT REMOTE CONTROL... "PUT REMOTE IN DOCKING STATION" LOL

[@Zaxamaphone]

@@jesusorosco2696 I think the point OP was trying to make was, what's the use of learning that if he's gonna be killed anyway lol

[@lostcause5042]

🤣😂

[@socallawrence]

@@Zaxamaphone Haha right ! 🤣🤣

[@yemalad1.]

One of the greatest episodes of any TV show any genre, just amazing from start to finish

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Everything in this chase was so bizarre but shit like this really happens

[@theseattlegreen1871]

2:22 I love how Christopher is acting so nonchalant. There's a guy trying to dig through the Frozen ground two feet in front of him that is about to die because there's two guys with guns pointed at him while he is digging his own grave. Christopher thinks it's a good idea to have a casual conversation with his killer friend during this time. As if killing someone is as common as breathing air

[@davidcox3076]

"As if killing someone is as common as breathing air". Well, for mobsters it kind of is.

[@theseattlegreen1871]

@@davidcox3076 Look how well that worked out for them

[@williamwright4678]

Chris is a cold blooded killer he Dosent give af lol

[@hanslanda58]

@@williamwright4678no hee not lmao

[@hansolo631]

You probably talk to break up the morbid nature of the scene. They are still people, even if they are worked up into hardened monsters. They still feel anxiety and contentment and annoyance and pleasure and shit. Paulie trying to rationalize to the guy tells us he knows on some level how fucked up this all is, even if his "training" tells him he has to do this. And the guys that can't get weeded out much earlier than Christopher's age, let alone Paulie's. @@hanslanda58

[@stillcovalent]

1:49 Valery says - I have the makings of a varsity interior decorator!

[@aggimajera]

Christopher and Paulie were the most dynamic duo in the entire show.

[@amyzonkers7568]

3:56 Valery's point of view. The trail stops because he's hiding in the trees.

[@alainprostbis]

na, they would obviously have seen him up there. the shot is just to show the footprints ending there. he went back on his steps and jumped aside to bury himself in the snow.

[@ArtVandelay-he3sz]

Notice the clip ends with an aerial view? Blood trail goes cold means Val either went into the earth or up a tree....2 dumb asses run off. He climbs down and takes the car....

[@ugaznur7269]

Showing the Camera above chriss and paulie is a hint the decorator is up the trees

[@GuerreroDelInfo]

They've would've seen him climbing it. He definitely fell into the snow

[@doubtingthomas6146]

It looks like there’s two trails of blood. He double-backed on his prints, and yep, scaled a tree.

[@joejohn.]

Look at the skinny tree. It's snapped in half. He definitely climbed it.

[@tomservo5347]

Hearing Spetznaz veterans talk about the purely random beatings and interrogations during just the first week 'selection' process this was probably not the most hopeless situation Valery has been in. He was almost through the tape-probably went through something similar during training and first thing takes a look around; what we called 'situational awareness' in the Army that was preached to us constantly. He's in full terminator/survival mode regardless of how out of shape he's become. Adrenaline and the brutal training has kicked in 100 percent and if not for Paulie's lucky grazing headshot Valery was going to draw them deeper into the woods and Chrissy with Paulie would be MIA-permanently. I've read Chase toyed with the idea of giving random interior vehicle shots of 'someone' stalking Chrissy and Paulie but temperamentally threw it out with the non-stop question of 'What happened to the Russian?' from fans.

[@EricA-xd9fn]

But, you must admit that in a real-life situation Valery would have subdued both Paulie and Chrissie with two or three more bashes from the shovel. The only thing that saved them was "plot armor".

[@tomservo5347]

@@EricA-xd9fn True. I always laughed at the incredulous look Valery gives when these two wannabes put a perfectly good weapon (shovel) in his hands like 'Are you kidding!?'

[@ubelmensch]

@@EricA-xd9fn They still got their handguns and staying even two seconds longer that close would have been beneficial to Chris (who was also a good marksman from awkward positions). Valery did well by using his time window to break line of sight and get away from their most effective range. Sure, Paulie got a lucky shot, but they could have also discharged and entire mag on Valery's gut had he tried a second strike on then

[@anonanon8794]

He would have kept the shovel if his plan was purely to draw them deeper into the woods to kill them. Makes no sense to deprive himself of a weapon/tool if that was the case. He was primarily just trying to get away from them. Stop trying to make it deeper than it actually was lol. Regardless with no weapon and two of them armed staying together, Valery still more than likely still would have died. There's a reason the buddy system is used. Btw situational awareness isnt exclusive to the army, you dont need to label it like its some super high level term lmao

[@jimreily7538]

​@@anonanon8794Oh you use it with your Call of Duty buddies ? What's your clan called, The Vipers? "We're from da Vipers!"

[@legend3061]

"We'll finish him up and cover him with snow." Yeah, and you won't get caught until Spring.

[@Haighty123]

In reality, being the ultimate badass he was, and considering they have guns and intend to kill him, he would have finished off Chris and Paulie immediately after they were both stunned. But of course, they can't kill off two of the main characters of the show. Still, I'm not buying that he runs off in the deep snow like that when he has that shovel in his hands and Chris and Paulie were momentarily down. He could have killed them - or at least severely disabled them - in a matter of seconds.

[@drewwagner4802]

AGREED

[@jamiewilson5679]

In reality, Paulie would've shot him as soon as he hit Chris in the nuts.

[@emansnas]

There was a British spy series once where main characters got killed every few months. One was never sure how any given set piece would actually turn out. Realism wasn't confined to the back seat.

[@jamiewilson5679]

@@emansnas I'm English btw.though I Don't watch alot of TV anymore. Which series were you on about?

[@sonnenshiro6045]

@@jamiewilson5679 I'd like to know too.

[@tennisblood]

That Russian dude killed 16 Czechoslovakians and was an Interior Decorator. Yet, his place looked like shit. The best joke of the series. But the actor who played the Russian dude is authentic Russian and his cursing was authentic....

[@geraintjones1886]

Vitali Baganov, is the actor who portrayed Valeri, he was born in St.Petersburg and he emigrated to the USA in 1991.

[@thesenceofmorality]

Looked alright to me. Also consider the difference in decorum between the turn of the millennium and now.

[@alcohol-freebeer3642]

Paulie asking if Valery is stunned after a clear head shot always cracks me up.

[@e1ite265]

Im convinced he survived by climbing a tree. As they were walking, he looks up at the trees like hes trying to come up with a plan. Then theres a perspective coming from the trees in the last part of this scene, like hes looking down at them.

[@orfeo793]

and also explains why the blood trails stops there

[@rickrolledtruth5834]

Definitely top 10 on best EPISODE of drama series. It's has everything and humor lol

[@frankywilliam8073]

Top 1

[@PolishGod1234]

@@frankywilliam8073 definitely not. It's entertaining, but that's about it

[@urnotjustin]

the "WTF" from Paulie after he shoots him in the head and he just keeps running gets me every single time

[@BobABooey.]

I alway liked how these guys were always out in the snow in casual business attire. Nothing like shlepping through the snow in penny loafers.

[@sbhopper8511]

I loved this scene, but I think a person with his training would have kept going with the shovel, taken the keys, and drove off.

[@CIintB3ASTW0oD]

100%

[@drewbanker9531]

Yeah, I remember watching this and being shocked that he just ran off. Keep beating them with the shovel, grab their guns, take them out, and then go get that universal remote fixed.

[@GamingIntelCoreM-y]

Special forces may be durable and able to resist ambient stressors, but they are no superhumans

[@arcsaber1127]

For real people think they are some kind of terminator robots

[@hoenircanute]

I love the fact that his dissaparance was never solved, its up for theories .. But logically he died since the russians never mentioned it. Their car with Sils money in it was even stolen, but didnt need to be the russian who took it .. Very good writing, one of the best scenes in tv and movie making of all time, its even up there with Deer Hunter scenes!

[@juannaym8488]

I always had this weird theory that this event was like a revelation to Valery. His friend mentioned that he was in poor shape due to his alcoholism and drug use, I think getting into Pine Barrens and the predicament with Paulie and Chrissy somehow showed him that he needed to start anew. I think he took the car and drove to starting new, letting Chris and Paulie die in the cold

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Most of the storylines that seemed signifigant went nowhere. Some of the minor ones had the most impact just like real life

[@rohunsaigal2576]

I think he 100% survived, the reason the trail of blood stops is that he climbed a tree. The two idiots never thought to look up. The reason it never comes up again is that even if he makes it back to Slava, Slava doesn't know the details of what happened. He just knows, like Tony, his idiot friend turned a simple task into an insanely stupid life or death situation. So he sends Slava away, and he and Tony never bring it up for mutually beneficial reasons. Why rock the boat?

[@enthiegavoir5955]

​@rohunsaigal2576 I like to think he's the one that stole the car and the only reason he didn't cause problems later was that he decided to rethink his life.

[@BookshelfQBattler]

Vasily might have survived, stolen the car and left Jersey rather than stay where two mobsters wanted him dead. I mean how many random hoodlums hang out in the woods looking to steal cars?

[@chandlerrose4545]

No soldier would have thrown that shovel. It’s a weapon.

[@epstone]

My exact thought. But as someone else mentioned here in the comments, they had to make him do that otherwise he would have killed both of them.

[@EricA-xd9fn]

Paulie and Chrissie were shielded by some extra-thick "plot armor".

[@ronyeahright9536]

he knows its a weapon, he just brained both of them with it didn't he? The script called for him running away, and he could do that best without carrying a shovel.

[@chandlerrose4545]

@@ronyeahright9536 I never understood comments like that. We all know that’s what the script called for. We are saying realistically that soldier wouldn’t ever throw away a perfectly good weapon. A good blow to the head and the other person isn’t going to be pursuing anytime soon.

[@EricA-xd9fn]

@@ronyeahright9536 ha-ha..." The script called for..." You're a Calvinist, I gather.

[@melifter8897]

Ah when this aired on Sunday night after football. Great times! He’s an interior decorator!

[@maxpower2511]

Ohhh there he is! The king of bread sticks!

[@bhoumik4]

Your breadstick up your asking me.

[@writerthefucking9626]

Only sopranos managed to have a lower deck episode be the best in the whole show 🤯

[@daver2725]

RIP Tony Sirico - thanks for one of the all time great series

[@InuitInua]

He spit into the air when Paulie mentioned the pajamas and cold to show it wasn't cold to him, not even cold enough to freeze spit

[@philly8462]

My dad & I watched this episode together. We laughed so friggin hard. Couldn't stop laughing at them 2 lost in the woods.

[@drewb427]

An interior decorator? I thought his apartment looked like shit

[@batgurrl]

This episode is so chock full of great lines

[@tipy959]

Best episode of The Sopranos!

[@rickrolledtruth5834]

Definitely top 5

[@Mirau361]

Whitecaps is well above

[@bigdogrecords4993]

Which episode was it and season

[@pattyoneill6724]

@@tipy959 First season.

[@tipy959]

@@bigdogrecords4993 season 3 episode 11

[@McNitals]

I always thought Paulie shot Christopher by mistake at 2:42 that would've been funny as hell too, probably not as funny as the original episode tho

[@el34glo59]

Same

[@hunterdude113]

I recognize this spot, silvermine lake, actually up in harriman state park in new york, i’ve gone fishing in those lakes more times than i could count. To answer chrissy’s question, about a three hour drive to atlantic city.

[@Livinqend]

2:59 "What The Fuck!?" Ahhh... Never gets old...

[@GHOST91141]

Paulie losing his shoe whatever happened there

[@Paul-ty1bv]

All right, then.

[@Dominick_Calvitto.]

whatever happened there ??

[@ThomasShelby6213]

@@Dominick_Calvitto. the shoe...

[@oldjoe182]

this is no joke tho

[@fuzzymalone4949]

It died on the vine

[@JohnB00007]

My favorite episode. This was the one that got me hooked on watching The Sopranos.

[@Cosmic86x]

Definitely one of the best episodes of the series 😁

[@M4PAT]

I can't believe it's 2022 and i never saw the Sopranos, this show is funny AF man lol!

[@madisonlitteral1083]

Absolutely the funniest scene in the series 🤣 😂 😆

[@GURU714_OC]

Thanks for this.!

[@Average_K]

I love how the reason he got away was because they were too lazy to just clip him before and dig the hole themselves.

[@mrfanta7841]

I love that it looks like the russian is smiling while running

[@mmnnpp21]

1:12 look at the smile of his face when he just saw the snow its probably reminded him of his mother Russia

[@308_Negra_Arroyo_Lane]

He should've kept on hitting them with the shovel.

[@alejandrogonzalez9840]

0:50 I love that one 😅😂

[@stephenfricke9298]

I have been to the Pine Barrens. It is remote, it is a long way from everyone and this episode was BY A MILE the best ever

[@Tommy.461]

I remember the first time I went to New Jersey. I never would have thought that it was so rural. Lots of woods there.

[@campbellz_soup6071]

0:46 🤣🤣😂

[@leonardbolen3712]

If you have a gun on a person, why do you stand close enough for him to wack you with a shovel?

[@ecgameplayer]

Or try to tackle him while having a gun in your hand

[@westham118]

Looks so beautiful in HD! Sidenote: I always thought that last angle of this scene looking down at Chris and Paulie was Valkyrie up a tree looking at them, also why the blood trail stopped.. But wtf do I know, I got half a semester of Seeton Hall under my belt

[@vasvas8914]

Valkyrie lol

[@YUWHACK]

It is, same way that kid is looking down at Tony when he throws the gun into the snow after Johnny Sacks arrest

[@DadsOnBass]

That's a great assessment G L. I always figured David Chase and the writers would bring Valery back in some capacity for revenge. Or a plot twist with the Russians vs the Sopranos crew. Paul and Chris know they fucked up. Love the subtlety of the shortest cinematography angles this show inferred.

[@TommyCeltic]

Took an academic leave anyway.

[@westham118]

@@vasvas8914 I’ve been playing a lot of Apex lately chill 😂

[@aleiterful]

I didn’t appreciate this when I first saw it now it’s my favorite episode lol

[@andystevenson5067]

This dude looking around in the blizzard forest. Just made him feel at home.

[@batgurrl]

Christopher saying I think we should have ate made me think of Paulie and the Tic Tac and them eating frozen Ketchup packs later in the episode😂

[@robjj5373]

Mix it with the relish

[@MsBricktop80]

@@robjj5373 You got mayonnaise on your chin.. MAYONNAISE, MAYONNAISE

[@boot2themoon]

Fun fact: they closed the Roy Rogers he wanted to eat at on the parkway about 3 years ago. RIP Roy’s.

[@codycooper5768]

​@@MsBricktop80 🤣🤣🤣

[@lucienvandegaart3611]

Great series. Makes the old days look so good compared to the 2020s

[@hoenircanute]

Kids today are trash..

[@davidsummer8631]

The Sopranos have had many different actors appear in just one or two episode it just happened that this actor appeared in the episode which is seen by many as the best episode of the whole show

[@ryis4812]

These two together, should have had their own TV show..

[@Abdessamad20]

"Fuuckin PIEECE SHIIIT "

[@contvwa]

2:22 the hit makes me laugh every time it was so hard and loud at the same time 😂

[@JC-km5xw]

Decorators are crazy man

[@dbodooley]

The Russian guy going on a rant yelling in Russian and Chris asks Paulie what he’s saying hahahahaha

[@gregorylibra5114]

The best episode of the whole series!

[@nopenope3512]

the weather at the beginning and end of this clip is sunny, the middle is completely cloudy lol

[@mstov8490]

Some say he's still running to this day!

[@Guwaposteven]

He gave THEM some of that Siberian Action!

[@douglasmurphy3266]

Valery clearly notes his surroundings so he would know where Paulie's car was parked

[@TheGeorgevt]

"Maybe he's stunned?" I died at that moment

[@SlamDunk514]

"Maybe he's stunned" LMAO

[@theseattlegreen1871]

2:22 Hey Paulie, that thing in your hand is called a gun! When you pull the trigger these deadly things called bullets come flying out into whatever you're pointing that gun at, injuring or even killing your target! No point of holding a gun at someone if you're not going to use it when needed

[@Gianluca0000]

3:00 I guess this is the most hilarious moment from episode, they shot him on the head and then say WTF😂

[@annmariefrank8803]

Paulie gets me every time....he's hilarious

[@pterojacktylus2475]

I love the idea chase had for the russian’s conclusion, still unsure if I prefer that he kept it out of the story or not

[@glue6865]

RIP PAULIE !!!!!!

[@mykalbizu906]

We shoulda stopped at Roy Roger's

[@robjj5373]

And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't

[@hawkinatorgamer9725]

"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator"

[@cjbay26]

I wish they would have continued with this story line.

[@1vicjustice]

Universal REMOTE, put it DOOOOWWN on DOCKING STATION!!

[@user-vb2bt9kh1p]

Listen to this prick giving orders

[@jessefortini4851]

@@user-vb2bt9kh1p u got some balls my friend

[@1vicjustice]

Fucking Silvio!

[@jessefortini4851]

@@1vicjustice watch it komrad

[@1vicjustice]

@@jessefortini4851 money is on n entertaaaainment centre...

[@fullyawakeloyah8844]

This scene was hilarious 😂

[@romariovillarreal1455]

If anything that last pov from a tree looking down at Chrissy and Paulie was probly valerys pov 😂

[@KYLEnSTITCH]

2:10 This Russian is so tough that he was accepting his destiny until Paulie slipped up and told him it wasn’t supposed to be his day… *Pinkch* on Chris’s forehead and booked for it! Wise and Tough! Why do ‘Mercian’s keep fckin with them. That cuba missile crisis wasn’t a movie Chris 🥴😂 Gosh I love analyzing sopranos.

[@fasiapulekaufusi6632]

He spat upwards because in siberia if you spat upwards it’s so cold the spit would freeze before it hit the ground

[@boot2themoon]

As someone who grew up in the pine barrens, it’s about 45 minutes to AC.

[@tylertilwick6852]

3:05 “WUT DA F**K?!!”😂😂

[@MrBrown36706]

Only just realised that what I assume is Vallery’s POV at 1:01 and the shot of him at 1:13 Vallery is looking up at the trees, probably plotting his escape. Thing about The Sopranos is, the answers are always there in plain sight.

[@kieferclarkf1674]

Paulie hitting a headshot one handed at 50 yards after running in the snow and your heartbeat and hand would be racing, ya right.

[@ec6511]

after like 10 attempts, and he did serve in the military before

[@kieferclarkf1674]

@@ec6511 lol you civilians really think everyone who joins the military is like a master pistol marksman. Even for a professional competition shooter that would have been extremely difficult after running and adrenaline to make that shot, let alone for a 60 year old.

[@cherchil]

@@kieferclarkf1674 my guy sopranos aint documentary its a show, ofc old man cant hit jack shit but hey its tv

[@alberttwangle893]

@@kieferclarkf1674 for a virgin like you it’d be hard for me an expert marksman it’s fucking easy dude

[@hmosesmamulu6491]

dude it was a lucky shot...NOBODY not even Paulie thought he was aiming for its head but shit happens

[@missladyanonymity]

He was an interior decorator. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!🤣😂🤣 Valery should have zigzagged as he ran

[@TheEuphoricsloth]

You can see the moment the guy's training kicks in

[@Ryu-qk1kx]

in that over the head shot you see some footprints heading to the right sight of the camera, im pretty sure he climbed the tree and that camera shot was his pov

[@MM-vv8mt]

I remember when it used to snow in South Jersey...

[@Mr00000111]

The parrot is not dead: it's stunned!!

[@flawaii-pines6858]

UP IN DA CLUB!

[@socallawrence]

Give me 1000 upvotes

[@JacobC479]

This episode alone without the backstory could have been a 2 hour movie and I would watch it.

[@RuiLuz]

Looks almost something out of the Cohen brothers, love it.

[@jcpnlz]

I wonder if Valery ever lived. Never heard back from him throughout the series.