Top 10 Best David Rose Quotes on Schitt's Creek

[@MsMojo]

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[@bjbinmke]

You'll be back........

[@thelmajackson7814]

I have so many David quotes. "Whose Gwen?"

[@mackenzief4329]

@@thelmajackson7814 OMFG! I REMEMBER THAT ONE LOL!

[@asmith1420angie]

I hate the way you do these videos. No one needs to hear you explain the video . Please stop you are annoying!

[@wilmawilliams3518]

No!!! Say it's not so.

[@annmcvey4347]

One of my favorite lines that David says frequently is “ I don’t know what that means.”

[@RspbyLmn]

Mine too. I caught myself saying that for a while. Lol

[@106andie]

Yes! I thought that was gonna be there!

[@lisawilliams2567]

Me too.

[@vanessaraerae]

Me toooooo or when he acts surprised about sonething hahhaah.

[@braetoia6673]

I wish someone would make a video or gif about that one

[@zsuzsannaklein4905]

When John finds a positive pregnancy test and thinks it’s Alexis’ , he says to David: you should have taken better care of your sister. David answers: I am sorry I am not a condom. Laughed for hours.

[@milieg3309]

This honestly was one of the best! XD

[@sunshinelemons]

YES! I cried and cried. 😂 😂

[@janellehall2501]

That one KILLED me 😂😂

[@vogues8055]

"Why are you waving a thermometer in my face?" Lmao hes like on the opposite side of the room 🤣

[@misschanandlerbong753]

That one was pretty great

[@nehapai4465]

When Roland leaves his infant child in the store with David... And when the baby starts crying and he turns to it and says" No, I will not accept that" to a baby

[@twinklelight1362]

Hahahaha! Hilarious!

[@Qu33nMary444]

YES! I laugh so hard at that line every time I watch it or even think of it 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gettingoffthestrugglebus]

It’s not so much a quote that I love of David’s but the passive-aggressive, sarcastic delivery of, “Congratulations on your on going love for one another, you did it”...I love it

[@a_noelles]

Or when he says "& I said Take Care" when Moira accused them of not being encouraging enough to Johnny 😂.

[@frankiescott9007]

Love that and his look as he said it!!!

[@Hessed3712]

I forgot about that one 🤣!

[@omg_ew_erica]

If you want to know the best David quotes of the show... turn on S1E1 and continue through S6E14.

[@marinacoomes120]

And then do that again, forever!

[@erincarrier-davis8845]

I so agree with you!

[@vanessaraerae]

Amen to that

[@mandeehess3618]

Agree 💯

[@carlocontapay7780]

AMEN!!!!

[@taylormilano5613]

"my best to Bob Cratchit" sends me every time

[@angelc2343]

I know it's classic..😅😆

[@anitatramble5658]

I love this line; it is a personal favorite.

[@slstuart519]

“I have asked you THRICE now...”

[@emeraldeyes8688]

Ha!! Love that scene! I throw in “thrice” often in conversation because of that scene.

[@ilovetodance1lovetod]

Not sure if he meant it, but that’s a Golden Girls reference.

[@cameronfoster5838]

@@ilovetodance1lovetod thrice is a real word used if you wanna feel fancy. It is also used in Harry Potter.

[@353mdsameerrais2]

I forgot which episode was that

[@slstuart519]

@@353mdsameerrais2 The very first one

[@jenniferlewis6668]

When he shot the Turkey and said “I feel like one of the Manson girls” or when he had the rash on his face and said “I look like the phantom of the opera”. So dry. So quick you could miss it. Love him!

[@trendywipp3715]

The Manson girl's comment is also my favorite quote.

[@kimberlee440]

YOU STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE! Hahaha. That cracks me up every time.

[@deemkn]

The best is, “I will not go to the botanical gardens by myself like a pervert.”

[@carlocontapay7780]

As a gay man who knows a lot of gay seniors......this is hilarirous.

[@Chimera_Photography]

@@carlocontapay7780 I’m sorry, did, you just openly call gays, perverts? Like some kind of joke? Did we not have enough fun with the world calling us that for the last 100+ years? They dial it back, so now we call ourselves perverts? Fuck off.

[@FrightChan]

@@Chimera_Photography Was that a joke or where you actually mad at a gay person making a joke

[@lillycondra18]

This is an A B D U C T I O N

[@mauimarianne]

@@Chimera_Photography Doth thee protest too much???? 😄😄😄

[@taylorenicholl303]

In one of the last episodes, the Roses order a pizza. David comes in and says "One pizza? What is this? Les Mis?"

[@caro_santamaria]

🤣 Now that one is brilliant lol

[@canyoubelieve2167]

Yes I love this one!

[@carlocontapay7780]

very relatable specially after we filed for bankruptcy due to COVID.

[@BearHawks]

@@carlocontapay7780 🙏🙏

[@tobiakanamoya4671]

That’ my all time fave 🤣😂

[@rachelgonzalez3268]

I dont feel like being a victim of a hate crime tonight.

[@sinontherocks]

😂😂😂😂

[@angelc2343]

🤣😅

[@rescued1103]

Loved this one, my son has said the same thing and has never seen the show.

[@nutellacastle]

i actually say that on a regular basis now because of him lol

[@moniquebrown18]

I literally peed a little when he said that!

[@shelffish5169]

“Ok, there are certain lies I tell myself and if you are any kind of friend you will let me cling to those lies. “ ~David Rose

[@Remy_theRat_]

“Is it an either or thing? Can I let you cling to the lies and not drive you?” ~Stevie Budd

[@l.r.mckenzie4832]

David: Best wishes to you. Stevie: Warmest regards.

[@daisycate]

Yeeeeeeeesssssss!

[@RandomFandomDragon]

This. Now whenever someone is irritating me, I just say "warmest regards", whether they get it or not.

[@jingles20000]

THIS. 😂

[@km610724]

How was FOLD IN THE CHEESE left out of this list?!?!?!?

[@NoHuddleHawkeyes]

Couldn’t stop laughing when he said “broken cheese”. I now write it that way on my grocery list.

[@jennifertrotter1088]

Kathleen, I can’t tell you everything.

[@PhillysOkayestDad]

I don’t know; you just... fold it in!!

[@victorianowlin9359]

🤣

[@grirl007]

@@jennifertrotter1088 Can you tell me ONE thing?

[@deandambrosia1201]

A real classic one is when David and Stevie are sitting outside the house that Patrick was hoping to buy. In an effort to comfort David, Stevie wraps her arm around David as he weeps. It’s such a touching moment that really grabs you, and then while still crying, David asks Stevie if she used deodorant. OMG, true talent to take the viewer from crying to rolling on the floor laughing in a matter of seconds.

[@deniseleoramadre7898]

I cried so hard... then laughed... then cried again. Dan Levy is BEYOND brilliant.

[@skylord58]

Nailed it. Acted and delivered to perfection. Thank you for remembering this one, it was my favorite scene.

[@tupecktherappingparrot4345]

He’s a brilliant writer.

[@klstadt]

Lol that was so messed up of David. Who is the most endearing character ever, on the best show I've ever seen.

[@angelc2343]

My favorite is when David walks in on his parents being intimate..Moria says shame on you ..David replied Same on you for attempting that position at 8am ..

[@jenniferzackschewski2189]

Hearing that line on a Watch Mojo video is what got me to start watching this show. I laughed so hard when I heard it.

[@LuluMedly]

As a Pansexual, trying to explain it to my family didn't go well. But because of David, one of like the only Pansexual reps in media, I was able to explain it through the wine analogy and they got it. I love Daniel Levy for creating such a wonderful show and characters

[@RaymondHng]

Nobody in my family drinks. Sigh.

[@danielabowes3465]

How is it confusing? What's not to get?

[@andrewthezeppo]

Gay myself but I am so happy you got to have that experience!!!

[@brunopaolucci6594]

Is pansexual a real word?

[@LuluMedly]

@@brunopaolucci6594 yes.

[@chevychase]

I'm pretty sure that 40 years from now I will still be obsessively rewatching all six seasons of Schitt's Creek!

[@marinacoomes120]

Um, yes. I keep thinking I'll get bored, but I don't know if that's possible. I love everything about this show!!

[@suemcgorlick1950]

I have watched all 6 seasons 6 times......and I still cry. I’m in my 70s. Is there a cure?

[@Star_drifter]

I just watched it for the first time like a month and a half ago, and have already watched it through twice... and then watched my fave moments again :P

[@aprilwilson102]

Omg yes I know I will

[@barbaradolan4053]

I haven’t stopped watching since I started Christmas Eve 2019.

[@melissanurczynski5920]

"Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending."

[@wordeeone4996]

Don’t make me cry

[@debrahuff4014]

Aww I sincerely love this one!!

[@anyal1987]

THE DOG TREAT! "Looks like a real treat. WHATAMIGONNADONOW" *mouth full

[@kimberlee440]

HYSTERICAL!

[@alittleclareity]

I genuinely had tears in my eyes from that one. He's so accusing!

[@rop888]

Then he went and kissed Patrick with his doggie treat breath

[@TheLauren800]

"I didn't carry you up a mountain not to eat chesses"

[@aircastles1013]

My personal favourite

[@phoebebouffay2902]

Yes! I love that line 😄

[@angelac2684]

I just finished my binge watch of Schitt's Creek today. When I first heard people talking about it, I thought what is the big deal? But from episode one I was hooked. I am so thankful that Daniel and Eugene Levy used their brilliant minds to create this world for us. I have honestly never cried (happy and sad) tears so much through a series finally. But I felt like I was saying goodbye to my family. In a real world that is so full of troubling times, I'm thankful for this world and this family to get me through. Looks like I will be rewatching time and time again. As for my favorite David quote.....I just love the whole package....how can you pick just one? Daniel Levy and the Schitt's Creek crew....You're simply the best!

[@traciechakraborty3829]

"it's a general store, but also a very specific store." always cracks me up.

[@yvonneh9487]

When they needed a player for softball. "We just need a body." David: "Then go to the morgue."

[@zenandengcawini2591]

"if you say fold it in one more time" That will for ever be iconic

[@mdawg7049]

My favorite was when David and Stevie were at the spa and he told Stevie that he thinks she’s his best friend. She responds with “you think?” And he says “ I’m not sure because I never had one!” And the happy ending when Stevie asked him if he tried to stop it and he said”ok Marcia Clark, court is adjourned “

[@RspbyLmn]

The Marcia Clark comment made we wail with laughter.

[@vinfalcone1215]

When his parents pull up having just bought a very used Old Lincoln..." were all the other cars on fire?"

[@BearHawks]

No, no, no! It's David's reaction when he 1st hears then sees his mom!!🤣🤣

[@Twillhead]

These are great, but I need to add one of my favorite David lines: Patrick: "You would make such a great Dad." David: "Have we met?!" Simply the best...

[@laurenbauer670]

Hey I see what you did there...

[@masmith8308]

Better than all the rest! ☺️😆

[@larsedik]

My favorite also, and David used that line more than once, although I cannot remember the other situation.

[@mamajana12]

@@larsedik when he was talking to Ted

[@Brecken22]

Better than all the rest.

[@jmcee6122]

EVERYTHING he says makes me laugh. In fact, he could read the phone book in that character and I would laugh. It's the face, the eyes, the body movements.... everything is funny. I can't get enough of this adorable guy!!

[@sooziecue3349]

I love David and Alexis fighting over the beds with Johnny and Moira in the next room listening quietly: "YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!" "NO! YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!" "YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!" "NO! YOU GET MURDERED FIRST!"

[@reginaphalange8879]

Okay, I have never heard someone say so.many.wrong.things, ONE AFTER THE OTHER, consecutively, *in a row*

[@marinacoomes120]

Yes!!

[@jvr6967]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES TO QUOTE!! ❤

[@valv4008]

In a row

[@BearHawks]

I've NEVER heard anyone use sooo many words that have the EXACT meaning!!🤣🤣

[@JENNIFERBEAUMONTWHYTE]

my fave - its the pace at which he drops it :)

[@amandakimmal8250]

Patrick: we just need a body David: then go to the morgue

[@Junebug_InTheHizzy]

One of my favs

[@Comptonisa]

lol

[@RonHeartsMe]

“That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard” and “Where do I put this fucking thing” both always make me laugh. Schitt’s Creek really knew how to drop the f-bombs at perfect comedic moments.

[@alittleclareity]

IT'S A SPRINKLE

[@mattieleffew5467]

Yes! And "Umm, Alexis, do you mind telling your phone to fuck off?"

[@eimhearodalaigh3677]

I’ve never liked a show as much as Schitt’s Creek. I’ve never felt as safe as when I’m in its world. I’ve never known love as free to grow as when I’m watching it. It’s not been an easy few months for any of us, but knowing that it will always be there for us makes everything ok. Thanks to Dan, Eugene and all the cast, crew and writers for creating this perfect gem of a show that has shown us how beautiful the world could be. We will forever be indebted to them for the joy they have given us in 22 minute segments and I wish them nothing but the best of luck with all future endeavours. The decision to make Schitt’s Creek a homophobia and bigotry free zone was a huge paradigm shift. It modelled how beautiful it would be to live in a place where David’s Pansexuality, Patrick being Gay, Ronnie being a Lesbian and Jake being Bi/Poly/Hedonistic are what they are and didn’t need an anxiety ridden episode where it was discussed and then accepted. Dan will never truly understand what he has given us or how much this beautiful creation has meant to us. I have never laughed or loved harder than when I have been watching Schitt’s Creek, the characters are hilarious but heartfelt, they learn and grow throughout the 6 seasons and we grew and learned to be a family as well as love with them.

[@monkeybeak2056]

I have never happy cried more. This series is perfection. I really hope families watch this together and learn about acceptance and love.

[@angelajohnsonkeys4199]

Try Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ! It's pretty wonderful too!! I love it so!

[@suemcgorlick1950]

I wish I had said all that

[@dlwhitty62]

I was/am obsessed with David and Patrick! Never before have I invested so much emotion and happy tears into a couple’s fictional love story - just stellar writing and performances.

[@monkeybeak2056]

@@dlwhitty62 I cried every time I watched them singing to each other so beautiful. The way Patrick helps David manage his anxiety/quirks with humor was amazing.

[@movieaddictsanonymous5955]

My favorite and most relatable to me “I’m sorry that I know when things are correct”

[@fireinateacup89]

Same! It's an artist thing.

[@christinewarren9316]

@@fireinateacup89 td

[@RspbyLmn]

I loved when Alexis replied with "lick rust".

[@4skyebird]

Yes!!!!! She said it so offhand.

[@Comptonisa]

lol

[@julzstar928]

Hands down my favorite. It's part of my communication device now.

[@valv4008]

Or: “Eat Glass”!

[@jakebutler291]

“Is there anything I can do?” “Well you can babysit my stepdaughter” “Yeah so if there’s anything I can do”

[@mamajana12]

“You’re a woman now!”

[@L5593]

“This glove is brown, my shoes are black.”

[@rooster.friendsforever1921]

2 faves. “Your body your problem.”-Pregnancy Test “Are these 24 karat?”-The hike

[@Krissy19986]

David is the hero we didn't know we needed! Love him!

[@Knolly1416]

One of my favorites: “First let it be known that supporting JULIA STILES is never overboard!” 😂 I relate to that so hard!

[@noobmaster-nq6fk]

Top 10 Favorite Alexis quotes: Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David Ew David

[@shishinonaito]

Ew David ew is also up there

[@jendaza]

BURN David!

[@peacelovingredheadbekind7149]

Although I too love Ew David, FYI, she actually only said it 3 times throughout the show. It sure seemed like more! LOL! 😂

[@valeriee9481]

Lick rust!!

[@mvikas1995]

You mean "Ew day-ved"

[@katiecan7404]

“ I don’t know what that means” (and the adorable way he says it) has become one of my all-time favourite pop culture quotes... Not just a quote, but an attitude -- I'm not going to pretend to understand your (pretentious) comment. Always be real, David!

[@marandax]

Just to add in a Patrick quote, “unlike the birthday clown, I’ll be back.”

[@frosty0867]

“I’m sorry I’m not a condom.”

[@trancedoutkid]

OMG i forgot about this line and just choked on my soda

[@Mangoo-o]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PMow-gm4hz]

This my favorite show! The characters are hilarious and the writing is amazing. Not to mention the amazing acting and unique premise.

[@twinklelight1362]

It's a perfection.

[@MIHYLLC]

Just caught on to it about a week ago. Binge watching it to season 5 so far. Was the Office favorite, now Schitt$ Creek. Alexis telling David as he eats her yogurt, "David!, I was saving that for after my run". David, "Well, I guess I was saving it for DURING your run". Lovin the Snark.

[@StephanieMarie]

One of my fave scenes of the show. The deliveries are fantastic!

[@mommykathy32]

With Dan Levy...sometimes it'not what he says, it's how he delivers the line and his facial expressions. I just love his facial expressions! I freaking love this show and David was my favorite character!

[@AzurillStreep]

"You look like a stick of gum" is so subtle, but so so good

[@lillycondra18]

My FAVORITE David moment is when he tells his family, "I don't think I'm finished here." Because he and Patrick get that sweet little cottage that reminds him of a Kate Winslet film. And the way Patrick proposed was just. The rings. Ugh. I've seen the series no joke 20 times and I always choke up at 'those' moments because they are so real and raw and human.

[@kristinmoran7075]

Episode where he shoots a turkey and Moira gets her hair done "Jocelyn Style"... He wants to know what happened to Moira and she explains about the hair and asks, "What's your excuse?" as he's sitting on the bed wearing head to toe camo and leaves. His reply: "Oh, I shot a bird in the neck today. It was an indelible image I had scarred in my mind until I saw what was happening up there with you... thank you." It's not even just the quote but all his facial expressions and gestures during the scene that make me die laughing every time.

[@MrJeffcondit]

Dan Levy trying not to laugh in that scene is hilarious. I think he was genuinely trying to hold it together.

[@flaminpanda1108]

Schitt's Creek is actually my favorite show of all time and I was upset when it ended, but I love the videos that this channel has been making about it. Thanks Mrs Mojo.

[@andrewthezeppo]

I can never betray Buffy but Schitt's Creek is definitely second for me

[@shawnamarie2382]

"It wasn't a WHOLE year and I will NOT feel shame about the mall pretzels!" It's my favorite

[@roboatway9182]

“My best to Bob Cratchit” and “They were Mennonites” (when Alexis refers to the women as farm witches) are my favourite David quotes...

[@laurennelson5498]

Yes! “My best to Bob Cratchit” making fun of his Dads nightgown got me 🤣🤣

[@CarlyEAdams]

I could watch this show over and over again, and never get bored. I’ve watched the entire series at least 6 times. And it’ll always be AMAZING! ❤️❤️❤️

[@laurynvelez5896]

IM REORGANIZING MY KNITS!!!!

[@tsubialdea]

yesss! I love this one! Do you remember what episode that was? I'm trying to show my husband, but I can't find it! 🙄🙄🙄

[@whodatwitch]

@@tsubialdea Season 3, Episode 6 - "Murder Mystery"

[@antonysimpson3201]

I love the one on the opening night of Rose Apothecary where an old woman in the line accuses him of cutting and says who the fuck are you and he “My God” in such a David way 😂😂

[@RameyRocks]

I know I cracked up and I had to rewind it and watch that part again! His facial expressions always got me!

[@revmd621]

I love every quote, it’s the facial expressions and hand movements for me that takes me out! Cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dplw11]

I'm glad #1 was David's wine monologue. I couldn't agree with MojoRebecca more! Dan Levy's writing on this show is PERFECT! The show was heavily underrated, but I'm glad it FINALLY got the recognition it deserves in the last 2 seasons. Congrats to the cast and team on FINALLY winning multiple Emmys! Well deserved!!! 👏🏽

[@maxwellparkinson3877]

when the store gets robbed and david says “small problem um our money isn’t for sale”

[@robinraymond2484]

The love and respect between mr and mrs rose are incredible !!

[@bmcd4]

"Were all the other cars on fire?" 😂😂😂

[@sspaz1000]

Anything David says is gold. But Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending is up there.

[@amarcus2455]

“I once dated someone who broke up with me for a stuffed animal.” Awesome.

[@mamajana12]

“the last time I heard that I was dating a birthday clown who painted my face in the night and was literally never seen from again”

[@Erika-ox3tq]

u forgot about the folding cheese scene between David and Moria

[@letticiadelgado9865]

Yes OMG

[@erincarrier-davis8845]

Yess!! Too, too funny, but I loved EVERYTHING about David: his quotes his mannerisms and PLEASE don't forget his facial expressions!

[@valv4008]

You mean the “Broken 🧀 ”.

[@paddingtonelmarmalade1786]

Offended that the tamagotchi argument isn't on the list

[@madelinemitchell5102]

I agree! Loved it!!

[@valv4008]

“They were adults Dayviid!”

[@michaelthweatt5476]

My favorite is when Patrick tells him about the baby “sprinkle” and he responds with “that is the stupidest f*cking thing I’ve ever heard.” Gets me every. Single. Time.

[@rachelreichert1966]

"Yea that's gonna be a hard pass!" Lol 🤣

[@hamiltonbrown9424]

Can Schitt’s Creek Week be every week on Ms Mojo? Pleaseee 😂

[@raven9117]

Yaaasssssss

[@charlenenovak931]

"my best to Bob Cratchet".....I am still chuckling. I LOVE the character of Daniel. I may rewatch this whole series at some point again, and I have yet to watch something twice.

[@watchtyme]

"UMMMMM, I don't know what that means soooooooo, I'm, just like, gonna....go....somewhere."

[@jessica-lee9618]

When David tries to announce his engagement to Patrick but keeps getting interrupted and Alexis says “oh my God David just spit it out” and he goes “oh my God fine!” It’s not so much the line as how it’s delivered 😆

[@nicoleoreilly600]

My favorite is the morning after the proposal when Patrick brings David champagne in bed. David “Ooo, is this what marriage is?” Patrick “No…” David “You could have lied.”

[@jrebecca0195]

I love David Rose! I think I laughed out loud at his lines the most! 🤣

[@laureensandoval5010]

David saying it's his turn to pull "a selfish", resulting in an argument with Alexis as to whose turn it is to pull a selfish. LOL!

[@ratittle3550]

One of my favorite quotes is when David is referring to Patrick. “He’s a business major who where’s straight-legged mid range denim, he’s not into me” I quote that every time I rewatch the episode

[@TheWowseb]

David leaving a voicemail to Patrick :"Hi David, it's Patrick" *FUCK*

[@jasminejanisch4566]

One of my favorite quotes is him just yelling “I know what is correct and THAT is INCORRECT” 😂😂

[@traciebretz5666]

“I’m going to change into my funeral blacks and meet you back here.”

[@rachelreichert1966]

😂

[@usdfgh]

“Can you drive better please?” Or “Your body, your problem.”

[@thomasbeebe7293]

"I'm not going to the botanical gardens by myself?! What am I suppose to do? Enjoy the cherry blossoms by myself like some sort of pervert?!"

[@sharimason3557]

I love when David says " never say num num again."

[@valv4008]

Nom, nom!

[@AnneCompanion]

“Hey Alexis, find a stick...”

[@aimanhalim3740]

One of my fav scenes 😂

[@kathyannhicks8982]

Anne I missed this. What season and episode? I’ve been watching all seasons over and over. Can’t help it 🙂

[@AnneCompanion]

@@kathyannhicks8982 I had to do a search! It's Season 5, Episode 6, "Rock On." The one with KEN. The scene with this line was on KZbin but it's been taken down now, boo. It cracks me up every time!

[@surbhigupta6389]

When David said this to his dad at the Rose Apothecary: what! I just went all Gordon Ramsey over my best supplier! I basically told her that her product was a jar of Ebola! .....and in the end When Johnny enquires whether its a good time to discuss about extending the contract or something and David responds with: We will be cancelling your account.😂😂

[@urciell]

Anytime David said, “OH MY GOD” or, “Thrice” ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Asapcornchip]

How is "Oh my god!" not on this list?

[@giannamesler2197]

David and Stevie are trying to sort David's designer clothes into categories and one of them is "nationality". Watching the series for the 3rd time. What a gift

[@Bropro-zr9uh]

One of my favorites are Stevie: I’ll give u 20 bucks if u go in the back with Patrick. David: I’ll give you 50 cents to leave my store and never come back lol 😂

[@rubyczeban372]

ok wait. in the #1 scene where david comes out to stevie as pan, THERE'S A PANSEXUAL FLAG IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE SPONGES (right by stevies shoulder). omg i love dan levy.

[@bjbinmke]

Where (and I don't know what a pansexual flag looks like)?

[@CamilaSaurus]

I loved “I ran out of eye cream” 😄

[@soumeebanerjee8331]

I love it when Moira walks into rose apothecary live streaming with her phone and David says 'you look like the downfall of society'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 such great writing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jayshreeusedtomakevidoes]

This one is my fav

[@timothylorinwinning2758]

I’ve been so happy with Schitt’s Creek week. Think I’m gonna rewatch the series now

[@MsMojo]

We're so happy to hear that! And definitely do it ;)

[@regina_filange2.0]

What makes David so relatable to is that he says things I have exactly thought in my head, but never dared to say out loud lol

[@k.popper2620]

"you strike me as someone who had a hard time in High School." "Thank you" replies David! LOVE IT!!!!

[@GurpreetSingh-my1lf]

I really feel the wine analogy is just the best way to define sexuality I have ever heard

[@rosesmith6925]

Speaking of the bug episode, after Stevie lifted the cup "it's fleeing!!!" And " oh, it's just sunless bronzer" 😂😂

[@Mia-rj8iy]

"UHH eat glass" is one of my favorites

[@katiesaine5054]

Love when David says "It's fleeing!!" Lol

[@milieg3309]

"Are these 24 carat? " should have made it to honourable mentions for sure