Top 10 Chance Wilkins Songs (Vol 1-9) [Watchmojo Parody]

Cyrax, aka Chance Wilkins, is a notable lolcow in the youtubing scene similar to that of Chris Chan. But how bad is his music? Today we do a Top 10 on some of his songs.
Criticism Acknowledgment: "Sound of Silence" was not a Disturbed original. Thats my bad. But I did felt it was necessary to use footage of that version though. Bad brain fart lol

[@asterzerodog8971]

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[@chrisfromsouthaus2735]

Sound of Silence should have absolutely been number one. It's one of the funniest things of all time.

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

Not even King Cobra can reach his level 😂

[@Dante-cv3ts]

When I heard it, being new to the raxverse, I laughed and rocked on my chair like a crazy person 😂😂

[@0ne0nlyLarry]

Hes gonna think this is a real countdown list

[@crispycritter7022]

Cyraxx became a woman at the age of 9!! 😂🎉

[@lucassmith1886]

11 albums... you reviewed 9..... 9/11?!?! Coincidence i think not. Raxx was obviously involved in some major way

[@theguybehindyou4762]

He has the beard and inbred genes. Now he just needs a turban.

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

If *ANY* Woman has given this creature "Kitty" there is literally no hope for our society.

[@lanceszydlek179]

Supposedly he has hit… so gross.. but these over weight low self esteem “ladies” let it happen 🤢🤮 any father would be horrified

[@oeheaven]

There is no hope they have and continue too.

[@patientlywatching7775]

There has been a hambeast or 2 that did that. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 The report back to the community later was hysterical though. "His junk don't work." -Heather Kraut 😅

[@MrRusty-fm4gb]

I hope cyraxx is givin lots of kitty just so we can have more lolcows in the future to laugh at... 😊 J/k

[@Halfstep2024]

@@patientlywatching7775 which is especially hilarious that Chance doesn’t even realize your body has to produce semen to get someone pregnant and he just doesn’t. He went all fuckin stupid about “his kid” heather was pregnant with after she left.

[@massterbeef]

Great video my dude! just one thing the disturbed version of sound of silence is a cover Paul Simon wrote the original. It probably doesn't matter but I thought i'd mention it I am sure the Disturbed cover is the only version of the song Cyrax has heard lol

[@patientlywatching7775]

Wow, the Top 10 list I never wanted (but thoroughly enjoyed). Great job dude!!!! No quarter for PDF goblins!!! #TEAMPEENCREAM 💪

[@SlimevilleKultureClub]

I commend you for listening to enough Raxx-Traxx to make a top 10. Great commentary.

[@patrickrichardson2518]

Nearly all his songs have the same vocal rhythm, whether he's "rapping" or "singing" - the whole, "here - are - some - words - said - slowly followedbyabunchoffastshitmuthafucka - and - he - thinks - lyrics - are - like - a - conversation anddoesn'tunderstandthatyoudon'twritelyricsthesameway that - you - would - talk."

[@5milemacc737]

his idea of what is "cool" is fucking insane lol

[@nylonpython]

I may be a basic Chance enjoyer but I love Kindness. It actually has decent progressions even if by accident.

[@jonathancairy8300]

" THE HILL'S HAVE EYES"

[@Dante-cv3ts]

The hills have lazy eyes

[@danieldixon7660]

Cyrax sounds like sloth from Goonies trying to sing sound of silence

[@Summerslide0978]

Considering that Cyraxx is in the closet, I would love for him do to a Goodbye Horses cover to cement his horrorcow status.

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

Cyrax and the slayer logo cracks me up hard 😂

[@LuxAeterna22878]

Why do all of his lyrics have basically the same monotonous rhythmic structures regardless of what he's singing or rapping about? Why are all lolcow "musicians" tone deaf? Why do his lyrics never rhyme?

[@spleenforsoul]

Drift King is by Wance Chilkins 😄

[@Summerslide0978]

Hey, how about instead of calling Cyraxx Wance Chilkins, we call him Wanker Chilkins.

[@Iblameyouu]

The fact that he thinks he will have millions of fans off this music is astounding to me. He is a literal joke. This is the musical genius. 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lost innocence is so cringe the stolen poem. Sounds of silence IS FLIPPING HILARIOUS !!!! 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@mattias969]

I dont kiss and tell... Man what a child he is he is like an edgy 12 year old

[@OffTheRailGaming]

Wait did you say he has 9 albums?!

[@asterzerodog8971]

I believe theres atleast 11 or more.

[@Crodmog83]

Those goblin teeth tho

[@DChatc]

Oh def Marty Diss Track.

[@750FAT]

LMFAOOO PLEASE NOTICE ME BRUHHH

[@aaronpoulson4903]

Thank you for losing brain cells to listen to this , and like other people said, Disturbed had nothing to do with the sound of silence ,it was Simon and Garfunkel, amazing talent!!! Disturbed are barely better than Cyraxx, especially after trying to bad mouth Slayer for they’re stage dress. Nice job bro, subscribed !

[@asterzerodog8971]

Yeah, I admit it was a mistake on my part. I guess listening to all of Cyrax's music really messed me up lol. Thank you for the comment.

[@lobodesade6780]

Disturbed are amazing man, one of the best metal bands of the early 00s. At least to me, they were just a massive part of my teenage years.