Top 10 Coolest Muscle Cars In GTA Online (2022)

Today I go over my picks for the Top 10 Coolest Muscle Cars in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZbinr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZbinr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZbinrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[@iiTzblnK]

This video is “Tell me you love bumblebee without telling me you love bumblebee “ 😂😂

[@ALWAREED_]

🤓🤓🤓

[@xsammy6644]

@@ALWAREED_ 🪞🪞🪞🪞🪞

[@AlexTheOilersFan]

“Hey boys, it’s harm none” As there is a dead NPC in a puddle of blood behind him lol

[@dhruv7483]

Heyyyyyyyy harmnone it’s booooooois

[@zanteriia]

Comment something original 😂

[@guy3641]

Ok bro ngl it was funny af the first 69 times but at this point you just reaching for comments

[@_Sanjay_xo]

Cringe

[@1974GolfGTI]

Try something like iiiiiiiiiiiit's hey bois harmnooooooone

[@domtorretto9225]

@@guy3641 he found his purpose in life lol

[@richardmann651]

0:01 RIP Bob. He might be gone but he’ll never be forgotten

[@569C]

"harm none"

[@kingjk769]

@@569C nah, harm 'done' 🤣

[@BahdMemes]

Kapitan, we deserve El Rubio another visit yes??

[@y_ffordd]

Good to see your favourites, shame you go into broughys lap times it’s unavoidable to acknowledge the STX as best for all reasons, I prefer to drive the ASP though. You could do a video on your favourite customisations next, show us which yellow/back combo is best and why

[@markwhitehead1658]

Great video. 👍 I really like the Greenwood it feels nice and heavy to drive.

[@yellowboy0754]

I've been watching you for some time now and I finally decided to subscribe I don't know why I didn't sooner but keep up with the good content ⚡😌

[@KingLasershark2451]

You’re the best! Your videos are really useful

[@AgentManic]

I need more muscles cars in my muscle garage, Very useful Video Harm!

[@joeyferrugio8562]

Bro. Now your my favorite YT again. This is a great video.

[@RetroRaptor_]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MUSCLE CAR VIDEO!!!

[@Hypertronix_LIVE]

hey HN. keep up the vids bro! also on a side note if you happen to see this, there’s something i want you to test for yourself. get yourself a veto classic specifically, fully max it, and take it off-road. you are gonna have to handbrake and max rev it where possible, and just look at how steeply it’ll climb. think of the seminole, but a go kart version… it’s nuts

[@TheBachelorPad]

Awesome video! love the color on the cars

[@jochem420]

the Coquette Blackfin is a really cool car too! (for some reason its in the muscle car class) it drives like a dream and you look baller doing it

[@418_im_a_teapot]

my calico gtf has the same color scheme as the first 50 cars on your list, nice to know that you too are a man of culture!

[@HarmNone]

Hahahaha

[@papichulochad19]

Imagine the Buffalo STX with HSW 😮🔥 100k soon bro!!

[@dharmeshmistry342]

Woah, you weren’t kidding when you said you’d make it! Thanks Harm!

[@godlymonkey]

The GTT is such a fun car because it looks and feels like a old muscle car but still handles great

[@sunny-bb5oh]

great video man and good choice of music

[@HarmNone]

Thank you sir!

[@wolfprince74]

The Buffalo STX and Dominator ASP look wicked in the customizations you put on them

[@realmustangboy6437]

i agree, i like Dominator the most

[@robertthomas9152]

Love the muscle cars. It don't matter which one it is. Handles bad but the customization on them especially bennys customs 🔥🔥🔥💯

[@jakjones8680]

The Dominator Asp is my favorite muscle car. Absolute joy to drive in GTA!!!

[@bartlovescodiene6410]

Lmao it took me 12 mins and 27 seconds to realize this guy had halo theme songs playing in the background as he spoke😂. Best car review video out in the public hands down

[@1000Symptoms]

Love the Greenwood lol, yeah it's a boat but it handles surprisingly well for one plus it sounds good and it's pretty cool to have a car like that in game

[@caiuscosades1791]

Shame it was never given a chance to really shine. It's such a cool car.

[@DownUnderCuber]

Nice video man, can you do a best super cars 2022 video?

[@karansahil2697]

Hey ! Harmnone love your colour choices 🔥

[@Philipp_Gonzales]

"if not dislike"...who the hell would do that? The content is way too good for a dislike! Love it!

[@thedrewllah5429]

wow its like you read my mind, wanted to get one just didnt know which

[@Smilodon_ex]

I definitely got both of the top 2 definitely vouch 😂💯

[@the_jtek5142]

The weevil custom is the new fastest muscle car but don't expect anything out of the handling.

[@Supercarrotwiththe50letters]

Noice my favourite declass vigero ZX

[@MaryDPlays]

Your cars have a Stryper vibe going on!

[@thiagoguimaraes3464]

In private session i use my Vigero ZX(love it), but in public session i use de Buffalo STX to my protection from Opressors and Jets and all hostile players 👍

[@brandonluna6502]

like the Skyrim music in background

[@user-ls7ip2pk2c]

You are the true talker 👍♥🌹

[@karansahil2697]

Collection added 👍🏻

[@fooliecoolie5284]

How about a list of the best mixed surface vehicles? For those times when you're trying to run from the cops and can't just stay on the road.

[@DEDETheMenace]

Achievement Unlocked: Best GTA KZbinr Guide.

[@NonExistence2507]

Omg yes the beater dukes is so worth it. I didn’t get it customized but it’s still really fast

[@marcellnatanielvizi121]

Ik im a bit late to this one but is it a returning thing that theres a dead body in the background always?😂 btw loved this vid

[@unr_embers8820]

The Skyrim music in the background 🙏

[@adama3938]

Decent vid 💥

[@mikeklassic78]

Made my greenwood look like "Gator McCluskys" Ford special 😂 moonshine runner!

[@SirNobody9765]

I am noticing two themes. Yellow and black cars and cars with good handling. And i agree, having a fast muscle car is good, but having a car that can go around a corner at more than 2 kmh is kinda nice.

[@broomstick5192]

This guy is a walking W

[@viejos1000]

0:33 don’t you just love it when you get video-bombed by an NPC who thinks his van is more better looking

[@yuranoob5056]

Can you please make ultimate Vapid and Ubermacht vehicle tier lists?

[@Dano_EightyEight]

Definitely wanna see how well I can trick out my hot pink Coquette Classic.

[@d-jams]

Despite loving the Muscle cars, I don't use enough of them. I always use the MK1 and when I'm grinding money the Deluxo/Akula. I have so many cars that I barely use. The most common Muscle cars I use is the Buffalo STX, and the Greenwood, I haven't used the Vigero since I bought it. :( I should start using it more.

[@ronniepowell3136]

I’m stealing this color combo 😅🤷🏽‍♂️👍🏾

[@LordVidro]

yo, what do you think about the dominator that's in arena shop?

[@patricklocklear4352]

Boyyyyyssss MY Fav list

[@ardadogan2326]

theme op all hail the algorithm

[@user-xr8eq1ol5s]

Itsss booooooooois, heyyy harmnone

[@yonal101]

do a top 10 coolest 4 door cars

[@larissamckinney]

I love harmnone

[@whiskers4439]

Did u already make cayo perico heist guide yet? I know u hate heists but that is a great way to make money solo especially if u know how to do it idk it would just be helpful but obviously up 2 u

[@siemenvanderkamp897]

Great list, can I make two honorable mentions: Vapid Ellie and Bravado Gauntlet Custom.

[@slatt2402]

100K COMING SOON MY BOY

[@pyramidion5911]

Nothings better than a perfectly feathered wheelie

[@akimitsukage1583]

I like how almost all the cars are Bumblebee themed

[@jakecraft4878]

I have the Gauntlet Classic made to mimic the Challenger from Driver: San Francisco

[@dustind3960]

My faviourate mussel cars in gta 5 is dominator asp, runer asp, dukes of death, greenwood saber turbo virgeo and vigeo zx

[@andresaraiza6548]

Hey harmnone its boiiii

[@boacona]

I love the zz and the dominators, specialy the handling. About the new vigero, anyone else feels like it s more fun to drive without the hsw upgrade? Hsw provides with to much power making it a little harder to handle..

[@silviodante6792]

I don't have the next Gen so I'm stuck with the regular Vigero, but it's one of my favorites to drive in the game.

[@GGvex]

The HSW and handling are supreme🤤

[@mcchicken4098]

@@GGvex i be wetting across the skeets

[@JEassassin61]

You just need to drive it more. When we first got the HSW cars with the PS5 update I absolutely hated the S95 HSW. It felt like it was too much power and uncontrollable. Nowadays they all feel pretty tame and manageable. Just takes time to get used to them all.

[@mpiviv2699]

Wassup harmnone

[@clumzyoshi302]

The Ellie has amazing customisation

[@marchanarch1728]

The Comaro out of all the cars you have isnt black and yellow. Bumblebee would be disapointed

[@anthonygregory6797]

Really glad to see the vapid blade made it on this list I myself have had mine since the game started and it's one of the most underrated muscle cars for the price tag. To this day it's still one of the faster better handling muscle cars you can get if you don't have a lot of money. And it's really nice looking too

[@joeyferrugio8562]

It's one of the worst performing and speed muscle. But she's pretty 😍 mine is just a garage token

[@tacootuuesday]

I never actually noticed the vapid blade until I actually took a really close look at all the 2 doors in southernsanandeassuperautos

[@Dickowski]

Immma fan of all the black and yellow but how do you not have the most famous black and yellow car?? Awesome list tho I’m with you on most

[@wolfhors3_660]

I misunderstood the Benny upgrade. You can't just "Benny" any gauntlet, it has to be the $600k one you buy from him.

[@saketnaik509]

You missed a point on Vigero and buffalostx that while turning the buffalostx feels it will slide but doesn't but Vigero slides on the same turn

[@Martinlegend]

i Drive my Gauntlet Classic since the release in 2019 i own 5 of them all unique

[@justredmist9812]

Bro eating and beating, that’s a tortoise dream

[@gretzkyz]

I'm the guy in the Duke of Death firing flares at everyone, lol.

[@gingerben9310]

Theres 3 dukes in game pal. Duke O'death aswell my favourite car on game tbh drifts like a dream.

[@itzxjose]

Wassup new here

[@JEassassin61]

Id personally switch the Hellfire and GTT, but im probably being biased lol

[@mathewhyland8925]

Vin Diesel should a twin turbo chargers on one of he's Dodge Chargers . the paint looks as Bumble bee from the transformers

[@deplorableokie]

Someone at rockstar is a mustang fan bc the npc dominator is by far the best car in the game to start out with

[@diegoacosta2641]

I could've swore HarmNone was listening to Wiz Khalifa-Black and Yellow on the first half of this list

[@gaugemogle0779]

Everyone else In GTA Drives Sports cars opressers and Armored cars and griefs people Me: drives Classic muscle cars and motorcycles and Mainly drives around l.s and Helps Players

[@tro_1147]

Boissss harmnone it's heyyyyyyyy

[@specialplace5548]

is akula support a homming missile? (Lock A Target?

[@dhruv7483]

Heyyyyyyyy booooooois it’s harmnone

[@rickykeim2005]

I find that GTA has a weird sense of Speed. I noticed that when your playing without listening to the Sound of the Engine everything seems slower

[@B-11A1RFORCEGUY]

And thank u for the flags on the dukes like Canada Russia usa Argentina and more

[@warchild1673]

I laugh every time you blink and there's a dead npc. But what would put it over the top is if you acted like they were bothering you while making the video and act pissed and you could invite new ways to kill them or say excuse me then the shot blinks and shows them dead. But I do like your vids.

[@thescrapmetal2810]

I have all of these except for the gtt

[@danepaulsen367]

I Love my panther pink Beater Dukes😎

[@pastelcrowd]

Man the camero reminds me of bumblebee

[@jerzeydolphins]

lol whos the dude behind you taking a nap in a pool of blood 🤣🤣🤣

[@wezerby]

isnt duke o' death also a muscle car ? great video btw

[@skido3089]

I was in my stx the other day being chased by a toreador and he gave up in the end cuz I was smoking him so bad on the corners it was embarrassing for him lmaooo he tried his best tho 😂😂😂😂

[@HarmNone]

Aye that’s amazing I love to hear that

[@busiestnebula5186]

For some reason Im alot better at driving with muscle cars than I am with sports cars in this game idk why but I can whip tf out of the dukes and other muscle cars I think Im just good at handling heavy cars with alot of oversteer

[@MrJemarlon]

No such thing as a coolest muscle car list without the Blackfin.

[@marshestmellow9524]

Somebody likes bumblebee

[@Mohg_Lord_of_Blood_666]

Its bhhhooooooooiiiiss!!!🤠

[@alaska3390]

Arbiter GT is too 🔥

[@alaska3390]

Handling sucks ass though

[@SGHWRT24]

Most Fun muscle with the HSW upgrade. Wheelies for miles