Top 10 Heckler Fails - Steve Hofstetter

[@stevehofstetter]

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[@matthewbrooks5470]

Quick question: do most of the heckles occur during the beginning, middle, or end of your sets? Regardless of your answer, thanks for your great content

[@ryancarthen2198]

You suck

[@samwalkerlondon87]

'Thank you for incorrecting me' is my fav comeback. Well, after the infamous response to being called a douch 😆

[@619WWEFAN]

I wonder if Steve ever made a T-shirt “thank you for in-correcting me” 😂

[@rosin_eater]

If he hasn’t he needs to.

[@owie4070]

@@rosin_eater Agreed. I'd buy one.

[@rosin_eater]

Owie40 Yup.

[@rosin_eater]

Zenmasterme ?

[@suppacoo7268]

Just released it 4 hours ago.

[@levanielmidoriya5701]

" No, you leave before I finish, *I don't want you to hear the end of this joke* " Love you Steve

[@Zeverish]

FYI, the editor that saved Star Wars was not a man, but actually Marcia Lucas. Many editors at that time were women, in fact.

[@smaakjeks]

Neat!

[@excrubulent]

Yup, his wife, largely forgotten in the course of history. We remembered George and gave him all the credit and money and fame.

[@DarkfireTV]

@@excrubulent What an attempt at trying to cause outrage where there is none lmao We know more of George because he was the one who fucking invented Star Wars and other world renowned franchises, can you name a single other editor, male or female in the entire film/tv industry off the top of your head? bet you can't because it's not that she's a women, it's that she does a background role therefore gets less limelight, that's like asking why is the cleaner at the BBC known less than the lead stars of TV shows

[@mythologystar1365]

⁠@@DarkfireTVI think the person you were responding to might have been referencing how many remember the first (according to year) released Star Wars film as a movie saved by the editing. I’m told that the previous drafts weren’t nearly as good before it was fixed in post. I mean, I get that George Lucas was involved in future films that also saw commercial success, but you can still praise the editor that saved the first film without trying to accuse the person saying it of deliberately attempting to bury George Lucas’ reputation and deserved commercial success.

[@markdenio4537]

⁠Thelma Schoonmaker worked on many of Martin Scorsese’s films.

[@HikaruKun20]

I like how he separates the hecklers from the crowd as one other being(s) and shuts them down, or encourages them to leave because they aren't in control of the flow.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

His career relies on Hecklers.

[@stockdogg]

You spelled plants wrong.

[@statikskynl]

"you're like the person who rear-ends someone and then complains that they stopped" this happened to me... and the guy even tried to blame me. thank you legal team of my insurance company.

[@Jason-vn5xj]

"WHY DID YOU STOP AT A LEGAL RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80?!?!?!"

[@Jason-vn5xj]

Full disclosure: I did actually get pissed at someone I rear-ended. I was looking over to merge onto the highway and when I looked back she had come to a dead stop in the acceleration lane. It was March and icy and there was no stopping in time -- I was accelerating and looking to merge. I was doomed. So yeah, I got pissed.

[@statikskynl]

@@Jason-vn5xj in all fairness you should always keep enough distance to ensure you can make an emergency stop but i do understand how frustrating it can be when people do unexpected things. i had a similar thing, we have these huge roundabouts, even on the higways, some of them have trafficlight for going onto the roundabout and have a free just drive lane for going to the right (of the first exit) but sometimes they put traffic lights on the right lane as well. i was in a rush and saw to late that this was one of the very few that had trafficlights on the right lane, almost totaled my car (like 1-200 euro's from being totaled). no one got hurt thankfully

[@statikskynl]

@@Jason-vn5xj btw that incident i described in my first comment totaled my car, i just had it for 3 weeks and was my first real car, the one before that was basically a practice car that i totally trashed in a year, so i bought a new one and in the 3rd week a small truck/trailer combo decided my new car needed to be totalled. i was not a happy camper.

[@cannabliss6908]

@@statikskynl reminds me of a friend that rear ended an elderly couple, because he was not able to see properly due to spraying window cleaner. He called multiple people because he was so pissed at what happened. We all yelled at him lol.

[@hhogue8120]

“We’re filing a complaint” lol that’s the Karen who asks to see the manager lmaooooo

[@tafua_a]

And the manager is watching and goes "hu-huh."

[@lklobs]

"So I'm guessing you've had a really good life?" "Yeah" "That's why you're not funny." 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@giulianamaria5194]

It’s funny how defensive they get when they’re wrong

[@richbarton5248]

FYI - There are brakes on a plane and I was on a flight where the pilot used them to good advantage. As we were taxiing into the terminal you could hear seat belts popping open all over the plane. The stewardess reminded people to stay seated until the pilot had extinguished the fasten seat belt light. As we neared the extendable ramp several people actually stood up and stewardess again reminded folks to stay seated for their safety. No one listened and as we came close to the terminal the pilot stepped down hard on the brake and everyone standing went toppling forward. I can only imagine the smiles on the pilot's and stewardess' faces.

[@kebekbutcher]

I didn't read all your comment, but of course there are brakes on a plane! What did you think? 🧐😉

[@Qui-9]

He thought everything he said, obviously lol. He was pointing it out to whoever else reading it who might not have known.

[@richbarton5248]

@@kebekbutcher Apparently you did NOT read the first seven words of my comment. Steve Hofstetter, help!

[@uber2uber]

Mykel Dumas-Demers u dont know what FYI means do u?

[@maburg713]

@RichBarton - Yes, it always makes me chuckle when people do this (my brother-in-law is a pilot, and that's a pet peeve of his). Where do they think they're going in such a hurry?? Into the aisles? Maybe it's because I hate flying so much, but I'm not moving an inch until that plane is parked and brakes fully engaged. And just a petty thing: why do people bother to ^comment^ on your comment if they didn't bother to READ your comment in the first place?? Inquiring minds, and all that. (I loved your comment) Stay safe!!

[@smaakjeks]

#8 is soo satisfying. Calling them out at every turn for their behaviour and rationalisations. Chef's kiss

[@bupdragon4694]

Hahaha omg "dont put that voodoo on all these other blondes". You are so quick with that Steve you are one of my all time favorite comedians now and i only discovered you like a month ago. Seriously, youre in my top 3 with Paul Mooney and George Carlin. 💜

[@Jason-vn5xj]

I LOVE watching you wield "Thank you for incorrecting me" like a goddamn lightsaber. Cuts them in half cleanly every time. An elegant weapon from a different time...

[@dverygrateful1]

Ty for your clips, I'm old have copd and on disability. Your clips make my day I wish I could help support you for the joy you bring. I hope you appreciate a smile and a grateful thank you.

[@ShermThursby]

Hi JOD, I'm old too. It's depressing. A lot. So I'm grateful for a reason to smile. I can Patreon for both of us.

[@statikskynl]

i'm not that old but also on disability due to depressions and some traumas. it sucks but you're not alone out there. fuck i'm even getting a bit emo from the generosity of BeQuick. it's people like that that give me hope for humanity

[@dverygrateful1]

@@statikskynl I've been disabled since I was 27 now 59. Its amazing how some people go out of their way to bring not to others. And even .more amazing how people go out of their way to be unkind. Bottom line accept the good and don't even give a thought to the shit we all go thru mentally. Physical stuff sucks. But mental terror is the worst. I just found a new hobby lock picking it brings such joy to hear the lock open. And fairly cheap to learn and participate. Check out Bosnian bill lock picking lawyer and lock noob. On you tube. Their are many more ppl check it out

[@dverygrateful1]

@@ShermThursby Ty for your kindness.

[@dverygrateful1]

I wrecked my back in 87 I was 27 also. Hope we all feel a tad better.

[@michellebolen3892]

When the crowd goes Ooooohhhh you KNOW to duck under a table and be ready to laugh so hard you almost piss your pants. I SERIOUSLY hope to be able to see you one day in person and I promise will NOT bring any of my idiot or chatty friends!

[@donkink3114]

I saw was blast even though no hecklers

[@srsgoblin]

I'm cracking up at the Nevada part. I'm from there, we locals pronounce it the way the heckler did but the funniest part to me is *we are wrong.* It's closer to how you said it in its native Spanish.

[@johnsimpson7607]

How can the locals be wrong?

[@srsgoblin]

@johnsimpson7607 well, wrong if you consider the root language as being right, I guess.

[@johnsimpson7607]

@@srsgoblin well that is silly, root languages change into regional dialects all the time. It’s embarrassing to mispronounce a place, get corrected by the locals, then fight with them about it.

[@WarpigA23]

It's silly to get worked up about it. We all knew which state he meant, right?

[@notsure1969]

"Thank you for incorrecring me" has to be one of the best catchphrases ever.

[@lillibugg9960]

Just found out you can buy a "Thank you for incorrecting me" shirt. I'm so happy!

[@trevortm3304]

Heckler: heckles Steve: im boutta end this man's career *thank you for incorrecting me*

[@vodomer359]

I've gotten nothing done all day because I can't stop watching your videos. Stumbled on your KZbin a while back and absolutely fell in love with your style and material. Thank you for all the laughs, esp. as we venture through these dire straights that we call 2020

[@MoikeOI]

“I imagine you had a really good life?” “Yeah” “yeah that’s why you’re not fuckin funny” 😂

[@zackv3957]

"thank you for incorrecting me" is such a great catch phrase. Steve is great

[@Cherrycrush_]

I like when hecklers realize they’re wrong and apologize

[@seapappy9183]

I’ve always wondered if comedians actually write material to demolish hecklers... I will say some of your comebacks to hecklers and other drunk assholes is beyond hilarious. Keep up the good work!

[@2lilangelwingz]

I die hysterical laughing at all his content. He's one if the funniest comedians. The hecklers are just a bonus lol

[@deandrepowell7115]

when did you have the operation?

[@Honkers716]

Assault = If I threw a rock at you and missed. Battery = If I threw a rock at you and it hit you

[@cmw12]

Or a battery

[@thetowerstillstands]

"If you must, go out after and release them into the wild." Let those words be free!😂

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

"Do you always have that stupid look on your face?" "Only when I look at you"

[@travislankford9254]

I would definitely watch Brakes on a Plane.

[@TomatrontheOne]

“Thank you for incorrecting me” I need this on a shirt

[@chippyl3331]

"Thanks for incorrecting me" has got to be the funniest quote ever!

[@ANGRYCABBAGE21]

“Oh shit” “here we go” Someone knew as soon as that man said “and the Judaism” that it was go time

[@RedBud315]

And then he said Sammy Davis was a Black Jew however, he had converted to Judaism after his near death accident.

[@MickeyHuerta]

Bruh when you said “Ooo Brakes on a Plane; Scary movie!” I laughed out loud, couldn’t breathe and woke my lady up. 😂 🤣 GET THESE MOTHERFUCKIN BRAKES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!

[@approachingcalamity9403]

Friendly neighborhood criminal Justice major here. In some states the term battery isn't used in statute. Utah, for example, uses the term "assault" for both physical acts of violence and threats of violence. Your joke is completely valid. And I love that the dude actually apologized.

[@zakrizakri3129]

Him dealing with hecklers is kinda funnier then his actual stand up

[@kylestubbs8867]

Maybe that’s why so many of them do it.

[@bobhook336]

That is his stand up. It’s not funny. Neither is repetive use of “thanks for incorrecting me”

[@anneboban2002]

@@bobhook336 Then why are you here? Just to be a jerk?

[@tauceti8341]

These never get old. Thanks for uploading Steve. These give me such a laugh.

[@michaelpiper8198]

I'd love to see some "heckler" wins. to clarify I mean moments like 9:16 the "would you like a bump" guy that heckled the heckler. these wins where call outs make even steve laugh are simply priceless

[@flatmike1680]

6:31 The fact that he loudly repeated this brain fart because he thought its funny and everyone should know... holy cringe.

[@universalninja3163]

I love how half of his hecklers are just people that are correcting him.... and getting it wrong somehow 🤣

[@KasbashPlays]

9:12 - that the crowd got even livelier after Steve said “cocaine” sent me. 😂

[@theuntamedleo]

"So I guess you've had a good life?" "YEAH." "Yeah? That's why you're not fucking funny!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ironfistgaming8945]

"file a MAJOR complaint" - BIG karen energy LMAOOOO and I love ittttt 😂😂😂😂

[@mitchconn]

"Thank you for incorrecting me" Great line!

[@kathyspiers8438]

That was fantastic!! Even a couple I hadn't seen yet so loved this one!

[@bronsoncarder2491]

GIGANTIC Star wars nerd here, probably know more about Star Wars history than Earth history... And yeah, you're spot on here. Though there is a bit more to it than just that editor. Before filming, Lucas showed his script to his good friend Stephen Spielberg, who... had a LOT of thoughts. A great example is the title. Lucas originally wanted it to be called, "Adventures of the Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga 1: The Star Wars." Stephen was like, "How about we shorten that a little?" Stephen Spielberg is credited as Executive Producer, but it's not really a stretch to say that he has more to do with the success of the franchise than Lucas ever did. All that said... We genuinely would not have Star Wars without George Lucas, and that is a sadder world that I don't want to see. Yes, he's a terrible director. Yes, his entire story structure was beat-for-beat based on Joseph Campbell's Monomyth (Campbell was ALSO Lucas' good friend). And, yes, he seemingly did his best to run that story into the ground as hard as he could. But, he did come up with the basic premise of a moisture farmer on a desert planet who has a destiny given to him by the Force. Lucas realized that his Hero would need a sword, and came up with the most iconic weapon in human history, the lightsaber. He realized that this Hero would need a mentor, and gave the world Obi-Wan Kenobi memes. He realized that his Hero would need a villain, and gave us the iconic eternal death rattle that is Darth Vader. Han Solo, Chewbacca, the Millenium Falcon, the Death Star. Almost entirely Lucas inventions (though, of course, ILM created the iconic designs). So, I think, while there's a lot of bad shit you can say about Lucas, his effect on the film industry is a net positive. lol

[@CatyBee]

"incorrecting me" is now in my lexicon.

[@wdtcctr100]

Your material is way better uninterrupted! Just listened to secret optimist on pandora and recognized some of the jokes from the video, great stuff. Yes, these videos are also funny, but i just wanted to say great work!

[@jakejonas7366]

Steve is the king of this shit. Been watching Steve destroy hecklers for what seems like a decade or close to it now.

[@jesuschrist5846]

I'd hate to think how many hours you practice on comebacks,but it's worth it. Damn your good at it.

[@xbloodkiss.]

"thank you for incorrecting me" has become a staple in my daily use, Thanks for this one steve

[@VidGirl88]

I have used his 'thank you for in-correcting me' a few times. Simple yet effective!

[@HeatherBrooks-v2i]

I love the line "Thank you for incorrecting me"

[@Quantum_GirlE]

Is this a reupload? Doesn't matter anyway, everything Steve does is great. Love these!

[@TheHighSpaceWizard]

He does reupload the best ones every so often. Probably how he got to 117 million views with only 660 thousand followers.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Brakes on a plane - I'm dying! And my shirt arrives in 2 weeks 😁

[@healeynewson6493]

Steve _ i love you man! I could watch you deal with Hecklers, all day!

[@Mattteus]

I love that backhanded compliment at the end.

[@marielpare8290]

The people at 4:00, are they thinking about license renewal? Because that’s not the same thing as a drivers test 😂 You’d have to fill out paperwork to get an updated license and picture but that’s not a drivers test

[@AR-pb2zh]

OMG you are freakin hillarious!! Thanks for making my night! LOL!!!!!

[@captainbeaver_man903]

I want to interrupt you in one of your shows just because your replies and comebacks are gold. I would feel bad for interrupting your set but would also feel that the ends justify the means. You have a great talent.

[@kylestubbs8867]

I think that’s what some of these people had in mind.

[@DeathByBaconHawk]

Hear me out: Steve Hofstetter's best internet clapbacks

[@Maderyne]

As well as his "Wait, I got this." Then the carnage begins.

[@raulpelaez-prada8433]

STEVE! You are one of my favorite comics. I'm subscribed and can't wait to see you in Austin, TX or anywhere. TAKE THIS AND GO WITH IT. YOU'RE BRILLIANT. I totally get the point of why Heckler Fail 10 is in here and the guy was a dick for speaking in your performance. I'm a JD, but I don't practice, but your assault scenario evoked the "it's battery," because its a classic TORTS trick question, a scenario we were presented with in law school and later in our bar exams. In order for there to be assault you need to have perceived the danger. An element of assault is for the person to feel "apprehension" of offensive or harmful contact. If you can't see it or aren't aware of the contact that's coming, it can't be assault. Your pulling a mask over your eyes before it cancels out the element of that awareness. MAKE FUN OF THIS EXPLANATION TOO. I'M SURE YOU CAN. Hope to catch one of your live shows soon.

[@WavesofJava]

dude, how did i not know about you before?! instant sub

[@Mack2244]

You’re an incredible man Steve ♥️

[@oookaypal3046]

I laughed so hard I woke up my neighbors.

[@loj74]

I'm going to the Wichita KS show in May. I can't wait, you're awesome 😎.

[@shadowprince4482]

To the first guy I'm glad that that admitted he was incorrect and moved on. I do feel his struggle when it comes to people calling animals "poisonous". Drives me nuts!

[@pacfdaworld]

At 11:38 seconds was the moment must live my life awe of this man. 🙅🏻

[@brothaman007]

There is no way steve does not delete comments. No way everyone is complimenting this guy.

[@billheuber5884]

Absolutely hilarious!! 👍🏼❤️

[@danieldunlap4077]

I was an Aviation Structural Mechanic in the Navy, so yes, airplanes have brakes. Most of them at least, I don't know about some of those really old ones. F/A-18's were not exactly around in 1943.

[@VannApragal]

You are the man!

[@paulmoore4344]

Excellent!

[@Lawlessstate]

With the concession stand Lady. It’s like saying there are chefs in food trucks.

[@ukaszstepien419]

Last one cracks me up everytime.

[@SuperMrHiggins]

It's ridiculous the amount of people who realize they fucked up, and instead of apologizing just dig themselves deeper.

[@jimbojenkins350]

At the Reno laugh factory you were accurate with meth.😂

[@huntarioussmudatoms5821]

When you’re able to tour and the virus dies down, I’m hoping you’ll be making it to Vegas for a show so I can catch it

[@TheHighSpaceWizard]

He just released the cities and dates for his 2021 tour.

[@huntarioussmudatoms5821]

@@TheHighSpaceWizard I just saw that. I’m just hesitant to buy tickets in case it gets canceled

[@TheHighSpaceWizard]

@@huntarioussmudatoms5821 that have a full refund policy. Steve's not trying to cheat anyone.

[@huntarioussmudatoms5821]

@@TheHighSpaceWizard true. I’d really like to go. Thank you

[@stevehofstetter]

Heads up, my Las Vegas tickets are on sale now if you haven’t gotten them yet. Grab tickets at SteveHofstetter.com and see you there!

[@zenfrodo]

11:16 heh -- that brought back a weird memory. My husband used to work at a restaurant where they called them "waitrons". This was back in the '80s, when adding the "ess" ending to a word to denote "woman" was getting considered demeaning, since the original suffix meant "little". Why they didn't just use waiter or server, I don't know, but "waitron' has always bbeen stuck in my head.

[@joehung1552]

Stay safe on your trip Steve.

[@Rednova08]

Man I love comedians, I used to want to be one but I suffer with crippling anxiety.😔

[@thegrimmretails3777]

So do some of them.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

I used to want to be a comedian... but then I remembered I'm not funny. So I became a musician, instead. All kidding aside, one of the best ways to deal with that kind of anxiety is to just do it a few times. It'll never fully go away (and that's a good thing, if you're not at least a little nervous before going onstage, then you're overconfident and probably going to screw up), but it gets easier with time. Also, working a service industry job helps, too. It kinda forces you to experience being onstage without actually requiring you to get onstage.

[@theemberboss7776]

i love how Steve says incorrecting to hecklers

[@TheAntiburglar]

Fun fact about the editing team of the original Star Wars movie: Marcia Lucas, George's then-wife, was a major part of it and is usually lauded as the one who fixed the film :D

[@pol0tergeist368]

The last one got me 😂

[@tylery6352]

The elusive dalhuahua

[@MickeyHuerta]

Bruh the dog joke 🤣

[@doody4335]

The Nevada thing is true with people here. Idk what the deal is but it triggers so many people in this state if you say it wrong hahaha I’m so happy how you responded to that

[@LuisGarcia-tz7md]

You make me laugh so much🤣

[@r0e_the_v0te]

That last one was 🔥

[@GhostBusters-wb4un]

You heckle? You get verbally slapped back. Don’t fight with comics. Especially if they’re the magazine kind.

[@J.fromMI1277]

I'm going to a concession stand and calling them bar tender just for this.

[@wbball15]

Great set. Go Mets.

[@Mall-Nutrition]

Number 8 was so good haha

[@Jake-qk5ex]

14:19 That’s my favorite part!🤣

[@jonesytime8438]

Omg I love this. Holy shit this brings me joy

[@matorix003]

In Germany you have to renew the written test every 15 years We don’t know how yet tho bc the law isn’t 15 years old yet 😂

[@heatherjackson2520]

In the US we have to re-do written test in some situations but never the physical driving test. That's what he was referring to. How people answer questions has nothing to do with their driving quality. LOL

[@matorix003]

@@heatherjackson2520 yeah true

[@mikehand5881]

Hope someday u join us steve and the world will be as one

[@JoeCnNd]

Can you do the top 10 worthy adversaries, hecklers who did a good job?

[@Honeybaggsss]

No such thing, anyone who interrupts a show isnt doing a “good job”

[@LucidityCubed]

These ads are heckling the video

[@user-tu5un8jc9v]

Didn't Spielberg direct Indiana Jones? I want to check on that but I don't want to stop the video. 😊