Top 10 Most Armored Vehicles In GTA Online (2023)

Today I go over the top 14 most armored vehicles in GTA Online!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZbinr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZbinr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZbinrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[@HarmNone]

For the comments that are going to say “you’ve made this video already” Typically every time an update comes out, the meta changes, so I remake old videos with updated and current information.

[@akiyomer]

i only click on this video one time cause before you reupload i watched npc's video.

[@Xenc5]

People are big dumb

[@Spielername]

Fair enough... but didn't you forget to mention something?!? The Khanjali isn't upgradable without the damn Avanger (at least not on PS4). I bought it two weeks ago and tried everything. Read on Reddit that many people have the same problem, and the only way they could solve it was by buying the Avanger. The Facility didn't even give you the option to upgrade anything on the damn thing if you don't own the damn aircraft as well. You could say the Khanjali costs you more than 8 million GTA$...

[@felixdahousecat5331]

I think the majority isn't saying it to be a dick it's just constructive criticism. As a sub of many KZbinrs I noticed the same thing, it's just repeated content with a twist. Yea things change I know. I'd suggest watching other channels with GTA content, the ones with a million+ might get some inspiration.

[@serialkillahgaming]

Sort it out HarmNone at the moment many people/viewer's feel harmed 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Aurnith]

Never change the music list, gives me nostalgic memories from all of those games

[@HarmNone]

🤝🤝🤝

[@puchitoramirez3302]

For real tho one of the reasons I like his video's

[@ethan.fairfield]

I swear I’ve seen the exact same video from this guy and I keep on clicking on it 😂 every time

[@akiyomer]

the hellll

[@MultiMilTown]

Me too 🤣

[@wareagle970]

Me too😂

[@ethan.fairfield]

@@akiyomer what

[@akiyomer]

@@ethan.fairfield the hell

[@cruz25617]

Armored Karuma was free for awhile not too long ago. Along with the Duke of Death. I "purchased" two of each. The DOD is a better rammer and can tank one missle. The AK has better handling and acceleration, and is more protected from bullets through window's.

[@fisharefriends598]

For pve. Karumas the best cheap choice for bullet resistance. Explosions aren't an issue in pve

[@charlesrozell848]

The acid lab is one of my favorite vehicles in gta. It's a ton of fun to drive.

[@HarmNone]

1,000%

[@charlesrozell848]

@@HarmNone slam it into a tank at full speed. You'll send them to space.

[@thecricket1564]

Fr I love it

[@jaredjolivette5048]

It’s turn radius is ASS though

[@muhammadkhizer6415]

@@jaredjolivette5048 Well, what do you expect? ITS A TRUCK!

[@brianbarker2190]

I love my insurgent pick-up and the acid lab is surprisingly quick and agile. Good video

[@roarlisfang2860]

Kuruma can still be used in the Pacific Finale but it was patched to be de-spawned when the escape phase begins, preventing cheesing this phase. The Half-track gets completely bullet proof front and rear even with no armor upgrades. The side window offers no protection even with heavy plating, probably due to a bug.

[@FatherDinny]

nah same with nightshark it’s purely cosmetic

[@istvankovacs675]

I love armored vehicles in this game. Built a military themed garage a few days ago, I have a half track, menacer, dune fav, squaddie, patriot mil spec, barrage, nightshark, apc, insurgent and insurgent pickup custom.

[@pqxton1172]

ive always wanted to do that but i cant find how to get enough money to do it

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

@Pqxton bunker and cayo perico are your best bets (maybe the new drug wars dlc and some other stuff), I'm not sure if the cayo perico replay glitch was patched or not but look that up.

[@istvankovacs675]

@@pqxton1172 I had a supercar garage before and sold those cars to get the military vehicles and also ran some businesses to get money

[@pqxton1172]

@@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 yeah i'm doing cayo perico now but setup missions are too slow

[@disaffectedmale]

@@pqxton1172 Just play the game and be patient, Ive never bought a shark card in my life. Current balance 150million and all the update content vehicles businesses and properties plus about 250 fully upgraded cars bikes and aircraft. All special weaponised and armoured vehicles bought and paid for. Just about to pass level 750 online. No mods, no shark cards and just old fashioned hard work putting the work in. Done most of it solo too. Only play online with a few select friends and we help each other as needed and crew up for multiplayer content like heists.

[@Johnbaneedward]

Bro's always at it dig it respect it down right ballin keep up the good work boss looking forward to the the episode Catch you on the flip side brother peace

[@Wayne-Katsikaris]

Good list👍 Found 2 more for my IMANI List.. Thx 👍

[@brandon9689]

6:05 the way you smoked that guy on the mountain bike made me lol.

[@boacona]

Great 15+ min vídeo! You are a true professional kapitan 😜 i mean it, great vídeo. Thanks

[@y_ffordd]

You got the Zhaba on a list, well done. Also you got TGG saying dislike at the end of his videos.

[@Dr-Jan-itor]

Thought I would see some Arena Wars vehicles on here. MK ll don't destroy some of them too easily and if you can time it right, if it MK ll comes from the front you can jump up and take them out in Mid air collision.

[@GolfieButterbro]

W💣W!!! With this information, you literally changed my entire world view.😵 At least in terms of GTAO😅 Thank you!!✊🏻

[@uutsii]

Omni -E GT is my go to, I have it parked in n my nightclub. It is a quick, silent electronic vehicle with Imani Tech. My daily go to car in free roam

[@allenleroy9109]

The Annis 300r is probably the best, it’s fast enough to get away from trouble and the slick mines are a +

[@tjizzle2993]

I purchased the APC and I have to say it's a "little" underrated from what been said about it.

[@TheArtofFugue]

It’s ridiculous lmao. Love it.

[@rafaelrod6109]

Btw guys, these vehicles should be the priority for new players.. most of them will help alot doing some missions and others to counter attacks in public lobbys lol

[@user-eh4wg2ex6j]

none of these really an early priority besides acid lab and nightshark/insurgent tbh

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

​@@user-eh4wg2ex6jNightshark and insurgent should be after kuruma. The explosive resistance is nothing for early farmers and doesn't need Pegasus or a long list of requirements to make a personal vehicle.

[@user-eh4wg2ex6j]

@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames shits ass just get a nightshark bruh its not even that much more expensive and u can just get a duke o death for free if u care abt that it’s basically a better kuruma😂

[@jessejames2914]

I didn't realize how much more damage a rpg did over homeing

[@HarmNone]

It’s crazy tbh

[@crooklyn673]

C'mon, I know we're jealous because we can't fish, that NPC at the beginning didn't deserve that 🤣 I'm a solo roller, the Armored Karuma is mainly what I use for protection in mission's.

[@jamessheehy4895]

Made so much money this week with payphone hits and stunt races inbetween, 4 million from casual playing ain’t bad! Might finally get kanjai next week

[@ALWAREED_]

Another Banger dropped

[@Quran-Clips1445]

Could you do an in depth guide on the arena war vehicles please?

[@puchitoramirez3302]

I'm pretty sure he has check his channel

[@themetalheadguy_666]

Babe wake up. New HarmNone upload

[@Mr_Yow]

I have a DMO'd Duke O' Death that can take multiple explosions from griefers. Love it.

[@pawvarkila2034]

I really wish that we could use the MOC cap to pull the longfin trailer, during the cayo perico prep

[@ATypicalDayHere]

if you didnt know you can attach the anti-aircraft trailer on the half track essentially making it a gun platform

[@felixdahousecat5331]

How do you do that? When I jump in my half-track call the anti Air craft cannon the half track disappears when I try to link them together

[@dajmos6969]

@@felixdahousecat5331 trailer work as a personal vehicle so you need a friend actually to make this combo works

[@thorodinsson9505]

Lmao I love that you use Skyrim music

[@HarmNone]

It’s so good lol

[@CaliDraco]

Duke o death always takes 4 missiles for me. But I have it fully updated.

[@Ace1973ish]

Thx

[@anciukas5323]

my guy casually dropping bloons btd5 music

[@rxhulgaming]

Hey HarmNone it's boiiiissssss

[@gonzalocobian2518]

Question: I have an Itali GTO. If y add the armor and mines on, can I still play races with it?

[@reesenye20]

Is the phantom or hauler the better cab for the MOC?

[@gamingguy8595]

Armored Kuruma isn’t bulletproof anymore bcoz of armor piercing round introduced in bunker update in 2017 but it is still good pve car.

[@thecricket1564]

I don't think people use armor piercing rounds. The assault shotgun counters bullet proof cars tho

[@drowzyyb]

I want to get insurgent pick up custom cuz I usually play with a group of people, so everyone can hop on, but so many upgrades need bunker research

[@bayoak]

Buy supplies and AFK if you really wanna unlock all that crap.

[@MikiTime]

What is the best one for npcs shooting? Cuz the kuruma is cheap and im wondering if there’s something better for which you can use your own weapons

[@HarmNone]

Kuruma is probably best against npc’s

[@MikiTime]

@@HarmNone thank you so much! Nice video by the way!

[@benjaminthomas4227]

the skyrim music 🤞🏼🙏🏼

[@kgb_active]

the acid lab is crazy strong 😂

[@karolkaszubowski]

14:55 I tested it, RPGs 48 is it don’t matter where got hurt

[@FordMustangfan4life]

I love these cool vehicles but my most fav is Kuruma

[@cruz25617]

The top 3 are easily stoppable by just simply shooting out the driver. I can't stress this enough how many times i thought i was unstoppable, only to get quickly shot with ease by any try hard out there who go in front and shoot me down. That whole 16 bullets before the window breaks things is useless against strong ammo. Or overall, how fast the bullets come flying at you. Making those vehicles useless against protection from bullets. Also, i forget the names of some of the land sports cars that have missiles, but those car's can easily and quickly take out the top 3 trucks in this game. I'm talking from experience here. I have all 3 fully modified, and while I'm protected from missiles, they can still be overwhelmed by certain enemy vehicles. Whether player's or NPC's. I'd say the most threatening are player's on foot who can take you down effortlessly, or NPC's like Mayweather, Police, and Biker's etc. Who seem to lock onto you with pinpoint accuracy, no matter the distance. Rendering it almost useless. And then for the game to spawn you nearby, or at an awkward location. Leaving your truck right next to the person who killed you. So now you can't even get back in it. If only a truck had lots of bulletproof window protection, as well as protection from missiles also. While also having both offensive and defensive weaponry to fight back with. And not at the cost of being super slow an whatever. Maybe it doesn't have to have upwards of being able to tank 48 missiles like the acid lab. Maybe 25, but have completely invincible windows from all ends. Not as fast as the night shark, but not as slow as a damn chernobog either. Front or rear grenades, missiles or 50 Cal's. But the player controller them at the same time. Off to load capable. Something along those lines. To balance everything out, you know. The last three are almost strictly defensive vehicles. With little in the way of protecting yourself. The Terrobyte has it's rear locking missiles at least. The MOC, you will need it's trailer and upgrade it to have it's weaponry, because with just the truck, it has nothing offensively to help you with. And the acid lab has absolutely nothing but rear mines. No way of helping with any vehicle from an offensive position from the front other then ramming. But you'll get shot down extremely quick by anyone from the front before even getting to them. Which having a front firearm weapon would of helped out with that hugely. Also, i feel the APC should of been on this list. And a bonus to a bonus, or, at least a mention, even though it isn't armored, i feel the Chernobog should be armored definitely. It's almost criminal that it isn't. Yet, you have all of these other vehicles that are far smaller that are armored. I understand balance an all. But that just doesn't make any sense. Even from a GTA game standpoint.

[@D4mien420]

Now we need the best weaponized armoured vehicles for solo grinders lol

[@Euro.Patriot]

Omnis, buffalo stx or nightshark, speed and armor. Only the 2nd I listed has bullet protection but it also has a blip so people will know you're in one.

[@robertfrazier4904]

Harmnone what is your rank

[@X1noZhitop]

the Duke o'death can resist just 2 explosives now? D'': Miss the old days when it could take 4 explosives and 8 if you are inside :'c

[@adityakaustavs8198]

what are the wheels for obey omni EGT?? it's soo good man

[@rafaelrod6109]

RIP the NPC that was fishing 😆😂💀☠️

[@Jesse-vc2xo]

12:37 the car takes more damage with people inside. I just recouping out the having occupants makes a difference on how fast the car explodes lol

[@etouch5]

I love your videos❤😊

[@NebirosVT]

Is the Seminole not as armored anymore or what? Also, bulletproof vehicles list when?

[@macca9320]

Even when the electric cars dont start, they will in the Vehicle menu. Unless its totally destroyed and you need to call insurance.

[@scottsines2438]

That's the car on the wheel this week I won it haven't tried it out yet the aicd lab is awesome

[@Aster-Asher]

Though i prefer the death then kuruma No offence though Edit : after watching the whole vid My go to vehicle for pvp is the audi Its soo fast , that you could take out people on the ground And if u miss Just back out and they'll fall😂

[@mirhado6614]

This poor NPC behind him was only trying to catch a fish but then he went missing

[@salmopr]

You forgot to say that you can get shot in the acid lab truck through the side window, it happened to me

[@dyloniusofsparta]

Can't go wrong with insurgents, one time purchase, get it delivered by Pegasus, then its just upgrade costs, I own like 8 of them to safely get from and to all my stops.

[@cryptogaming9935]

What about the window protection/bullet resistance of Brickade/Cab?

[@blaccfeather5803]

Crazy the normal armor cost 500k compared to the dam 150k armor shell

[@Devast8r34]

Thanks Harm. Heyyyyyy boooooiiiss

[@HarmNone]

W

[@Devast8r34]

@@HarmNone it sounds crazy but the entity xf is awesome at racing up Mt chilliad lol and you can take the jetskis up thr streams and boats up some of the small waterfalls by the river rafting building that sits off the hwy south of the big lake

[@serialkillahgaming]

Fun content buddy keep it up just messing, some constructive laughable criticism for you to work on and hopefully improve your content

[@sedrickdemondlewis2048]

Cool

[@bababoey6532]

I survived 3 opressor mk.II homing missiles with the duke, i survived and my duke also didnt die cuz i got out of it and ran away

[@Jeptheplay]

i remember when i bought my own xbox one, i right away in story mode went and found the duke o death cause it was only for the new gen consoles. lol, still have it in online cause its the muscle car version of kuruma.

[@kellyth3man]

What? No God mode Speedo on the list?! 😳 😂

[@matthewramey1934]

Number 5 is actually really cool vehicle but it doesn't make no sense me for it to be armored in the game because in real life it's like a it's like a quad they're made just to go off and have fun in but they were made to be one of the most capable ATVs out there but extremely hard is because it steers like a tank one side slows down as the other two stays the same speed like a tank or a Skid-Steer

[@ItsHughMungus]

Can’t tell if the ending is another Canis Seminole moment

[@aaronrodrigues3272]

W Video 🎉

[@kuruupt4763]

Idk but I feel like there’s way to much armored vehicles now becomes worse to deal with griefers

[@anantgupta7606]

Ayoo, Where the Canis Seminole at Man!? I takes about 200 rpgs n homing missiles with the armor upgrade n with it about 500 of the same, all these are pissweak in front of the Ungodly Seminole🗿🗿

[@tiagotaylor9815]

W video

[@dontatippss-qe8rp]

How do you bullet proof the Obey Omni EGT

[@roguezen9616]

I got the e GT and it blew up after 6 RPG’s

[@gorillatagking8913]

But can you make a video for the best armor and bulletproof cars

[@ozrencupac]

There really isn't a point to that as the armored kuruma is the best bulletproof vehicle, most other vehicles have bullet resistant windows which break after 15 ar/smg/pistol bullets and thats not very useful since NPCs can break them in very little time and players can instantly break them with a minigun

[@ghw5197]

That’s what this is wtf

[@pyrodx6623]

top 10 yes

[@Wolfir_eczzz]

I keep getting shot even through the kuruma

[@G396]

3:18 id say the goes for roughly %50 of stuff in the game.

[@chunter1707]

Dewbauchee champion is by far the best armoured vehicle imo

[@1187titanium]

Hold A while driving and he ducks down in the seat, extra bullet resistance

[@zDrucys]

I have the e-gt but it can’t resist a c4

[@jamessheehy4895]

Is it only the phantom cab? I prefer the other cab but whats the armour?

[@Euro.Patriot]

Same thing but the other doesn't allow stickybombs as a throwable.

[@harrybaulsach]

Where is this guy getting these missle numbers from

[@kurisu7885]

Probably should have also mentioned that the Zhaba is also amphibious.

[@uunguung1899]

He did. Lol.

[@nightelf2004]

You can use the MOC cab in the haulage mission for the SecuoServ work. Its funny seeing griefers trying to take you out.

[@samblack5313]

One of my favourite activities. If you drive from first person, it's basically impossible for people to detach the cab from trailer.

[@sigma20xx]

I don't know if you guys noticed. But harmnone harms all. Just saying.😆

[@IAintNoRookie]

Can you make your vehicle armored in the night club for the the omnis e gt

[@poglant]

hey why is APC not on list but the dabba is

[@OhioSigmaCuh]

I cannot find the Omnis e-GT in the shop, do I need to buy something to unlock it?

[@dajmos6969]

agency

[@ark-we4gv]

Bro forgot virtue the legendary vehicle of gta 😂

[@jakemumm8431]

I've survived 14 rockets in my duke of death

[@JasonSimmons-fu7kp]

I got almost every vehicles in this video

[@patricklocklear4352]

KEEP PUSHING BOYS

[@HT_MG42]

Bruh last time my MOC cab got blown up in about 19 homing missiles

[@bayoak]

You have a 100% armor upgrade?

[@ThePassionOfTheMarc]

Question for anyone listening! Is anyone else having a problem with the van used to deliver booze to the MC Clubhouse? My van keeps losing its grounding and one tire refuses to grip the pavement until I crash into something. Should I uninstall and then reinstall or will Rockstar fix it eventually? It's not a big deal but it started to happen with the Christmas DLC. Just wondering! Thanks in advance!

[@T0YCHEST]

U dont even need a ram bar on the acid lab to push 20 cars

[@GarryC107]

I heard the Docktug has bulletproof windows. Can anyone confirm? It's also hard to find from what I hear.

[@user-dy5bj3qj4g]

What car has the most bulletproof windows

[@thelostandthedamned3710]

Well shit am I glad I bought the acid lab, the moc, and the terrabyte then

[@JFAMcleanings]

The acid lab is number one armored vehicle now.

[@dajmos6969]

Moc cab is