Top 10 Times Homer Simpson Said What We Were All Thinking

[@WatchMojo]

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[@geeshep4836]

YOU KNOW A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE TAKE THE NUMBER 2 SPOT VERY VERY SERIOUSLY.

[@newgameaaaa]

When Marge caught Homer lying he said, "I lied because I didn't think you would find out."

[@Thalis023]

my personal favorite is "son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"

[@ComradeRagdoll]

When he quoted “ don’t blame yourself, blame yourself for once, then move on”, It is actually quite helpful and necessary, for once Homer Simpson is correct!

[@messinalyle4030]

It's also remarkably similar to some advice I heard from someone at my church: "If you feel guilty for more than fifteen minutes, you're doing it wrong." I think they were quoting from someone, but I can't remember who. And my response was, "Boy, have I ever screwed up!"

[@zoidboy1569]

Even he has his moments once a few blue moons

[@ComradeRagdoll]

@@zoidboy1569 yeah!

[@EdnaK728]

Well,a broken clock is right twice a day

[@BuzzRanking]

Every time Homer Simpson opens his mouth, it's like he's tapped into the collective consciousness of the masses. He says exactly what we're all thinking, and we can't help but laugh and nod in agreement

[@yourlocalentertainmentchan9153]

4:48 “I was using my whole ass” That one actually made sense, because sometimes people say that they have been working their asses off.

[@neutroniumranger9036]

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand" "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

[@chillallthekildren]

That first quote takes goddess/god levels of comprehension to understand

[@ceu160193]

@@chillallthekildren It's not that deep - you can understand stuff, but simply don't give a fuck about it.

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

The top 2 spots: "To alcohol. The cause of & solution to all of life's problems." & "Stupid risks are what make life worth living." are my favorite Homer Simpson quotes.

[@Spider20022]

I couldn't agree more. I can say Homer can make some pretty good advice from time to time. He just has talent for giving statements and speeches.

[@stone1andonly]

Homer is a perfect example of the concept of unconcious profundity - he has moments of genius that he is entirely unaware of.

[@chillallthekildren]

😂 Like when that lady said everything has a vibration A moron that's actually smart but to stupid to comprehend it

[@kalterverwalter4516]

And No one had heard the smartest thing he has ever said 😂

[@trinaq]

Haha, even if Homer is a lovable doof 90% of the time, the other 10% shows him to be actually quite profound.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

70% lovable doof 10% bumbling drunk 15% self-centered obnoxious jagoff 5% genuinely caring & attentive parent The profoundness is sprinkled in throughout I binged the first 5 1/2 seasons not too long ago and damn… the stories were good but now that I’m older watching them in order, Homer isn’t a very good person a lot of the time and the marriage is regularly on the verge of crumbling. I know they hit their true stride right around where I’m at for a few seasons, but yeah… Richard Watterson comes out looking like father of the year compared to Homer, and he’s somehow dumber most of the time but actually shows that he loves his kids regularly; now if he could only get & keep a job… 🐰

[@hubertcashisking]

S😊ð

[@bradstephens4268]

The funny thing is that for the first 4 seasons he was a good man who wasn't an idiot. I actually miss that Homer

[@samoramashel2692]

Homer is secretly a genius and probably a God

[@TheBroncosguy]

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. Fofty percent of people know that."

[@BigFella117]

I find it interesting Homer can actually be relatable sometimes

[@TSierra]

I love Homer, he’s one of those characters that’s a goof and dumb but can also be smart and do great things lol

[@KJ-of6lf]

Bart: this is the worst day of my life! Homer: this is the worst day of your life, so far. Pure genius.

[@shadowdragonlord2295]

The Mr. X episode where he says the flu conspiracy was needlessly complicated is what I think about certain issues, which to me people have made more complicated that they need to be.

[@Koleyl]

The one thing we all loved about Homer is that despite his many flaws we can relate with but he is the one kind of Dad we all wished we have

[@wojtek1765]

This just proves that he is way better than Peter Griffin and at least He’s also a better parent than Peter

[@zoidboy1569]

Peter is the worst

[@KJ-of6lf]

Shut up Meg!

[@chillallthekildren]

Yeah WatchMojo couldn't have made this list about Peter

[@SMToonAsia]

To everyone reading this... It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of, and if you find that you're not, I pray you’ll find the courage to start over. Stay blessed guys!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@cooperbourke7717]

Homer Simpson one liners are the best!

[@LegoPostPresidency]

During the episode where the teachers went on strike he said “If you don’t like you job you don’t quit, you go in everyday and do it really half-assed, That’s The American Way!” He said what I was thinking during the pandemic when there was people quitting the workforce

[@dietotaku]

related to #8 is one of my favorites: "well kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is: never try."

[@JW666]

Nr. 3 is scarily relatable! This was a really good list! And what makes this one even better is that they didn't use any episode clips from the newer seasons! But I guess that just shows that the newer seasons doesn't have any great moments like these on the list and that the show itself should get cancelled now because it stopped being funny 16-17 years ago!

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

Homer Simpson is a legend he was seen a idiot but he definitely had his moments of brilliance one of favourite characters ever ❤ great list

[@Spider20022]

You know, Homer has said some understandable things over the years. 10: What he said about doing the jobs for us can sometimes be easier said then done. 9: When situations like this happen, don't overthink it, just go with it. 8: Experience is the best teacher, weither it ends in good or bad, there is no shame in it. 7: Somethings, relationships can be difficult between one generation and other. 6: Information can sometimes mislead things down the wrong way. 5: Opinions on new things can be a good thing or bad, just like changes. 4: When things happen outside our control, just take Homer's advice and move on. 3: Expanding your overall knowledge can be a good thing. 2: Homer said it best, no other words were needed. 1: Taking risks does make life more living, if we didn't, we would have no idea how far we can go.

[@jwanie366]

9:52 I remember going to the thank-you/happy birthday card section of a store and hearing that exact quote coming out from one of them lol. That was the very first time I heard it

[@Gor85]

When I saw Homer I had to watch😁 Homer really says what I think sometimes :) Alcohol is cause and solution for life problems. Without stupid risks life is not worth living. So true. Great video :)

[@mcdl1450]

the Party at the end of the Larry Burns episode is of course a nod to some films from his voice Actor Rodney Dangerfield such as CaddyShack and Back to School

[@kendrickoyola4290]

"Homer my face is up here" Homer looking at boobs "I made my choice" Lol classic

[@MultusSopio]

I always agreed with "alcohol. The cause and solution to all of life's problems"

[@foreverprime6255]

Rest in peace, Rodney Dangerfield.

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

RIP Rodney Dangerfield! 🙌 1:51

[@GamerFunOriginallyAarush]

I love this guy!

[@restionSerpentine]

"Marge it Takes Two to Lie, One to Lie, and one to Listen"

[@raymondmather6981]

there is homer simpson quote I liked and agreed with, was this: "Why should I waste half of Sunday listening how I am going to hell!"

[@jaamz567]

"He who is tired of 'Weird Al' is tired of life."

[@Melissa0774]

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to all of life's problems!" When I was in seventh grade, a boy in my class actually wrote an essay for English about why that's technically true in a way. No joke.

[@PrincessofPower84]

"Coin collecting is a lot like life: it stopped being fun a long time ago."

[@RustyShackleford101]

No, but Homer did think what I was thinking. "I know you can read MY thoughts boy...meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow..."

[@CloneScavengerVulpin8389]

People will never tire of homer's phrases.

[@BlenderStudy]

Thank you for the update, WatchMojo..!! I wonder how The Simpsons predicted future events. (Intriguing..) 🤣

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

It's a party marge it doesn't have to make sense love that one hehe

[@wootentottle6570]

"Will you stop saying things that'll make me have to do something?" is a personal favorite

[@nathanlewis2681]

'Homer I think that's a bad idea' 'Marge, you say that so much those words have lost all meaning'. Very applicable to many things my Wife or boss says.

[@phantomrequim]

Homer may be a lovable goof, but he does have his rational moments.

[@zoidboy1569]

Every few blue moons

[@briandoss9232]

Good ol Homer!

[@dragonforce627]

Number 3 is one of the most relatable feelings ever.

[@rj2409]

Come on, what about "You don't win friends with Salad!" 😂😂

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

Tbh lots of people got sleep predictions whenever who sleeps and a person who gains that power sometimes i usually forget to actually tell people that prediction like that happens to me in my dreams :0

[@Mattnova_116]

10:25 I think Number 2. on this list is the most well known in my opinion, because it's printed on a t-shirt.

[@TheElementsAreWithMe]

These are all great but the one that stuck out for me is when he told off the casino about counting cards. It was the perfect balnace for love of his wife and decent logic.

[@christopherblue2004]

I fill em with the beer I found at the dump🤣

[@jacobholly2096]

I love the last one

[@alenamalloy7188]

you missed the best one of all "you don't win friends with salad"

[@jerrittoknight129]

Larry burns? I never seen this part. Could this be a reference to some other kind of constrict? Help people find homes is marked duty? What a first step towards failure as Homer would say.

[@BlastBoyX]

"Oh what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

Homer is the best! 👍

[@carleakins2153]

"Everybody is stupid except me." "Everything looks bad if you remember it."

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love your videos guys🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤

[@marcjameswhelan]

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[@Cowboyvr2837]

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[@Reaperguy67]

@@Cowboyvr2837 nope . He doesn't spam and someone who Spams is some one who copy and paste the same comment.

[@jordanflores5687]

That hurled some bacon line was fk'n great

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

4:10 HAHA HE SAID A ASS 😂

[@justinnelson9787]

Top 10 best Lionel Hutz moments!!!!

[@axels3188]

I think that Stupid Risks are what make life worth living is the number 1 time Homer said what we were all thinking.

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

9:54 DAMN STRAIGHT

[@junkestofmalwares]

"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals FLAMING!"

[@sokagofferenginar8669]

Might be enough of these for you to do a sequel list

[@maxalmonte14]

My favorite ones: - good things happen to bad people - lousy traumatic childhood

[@ethanquiel231]

Man's wiser than my own dad

[@krisfrederick5001]

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to, all of life's problems!" 🍻 -Homer J. Simpson P.S. I didn't know they were going to use this one...

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

He has say alot of things people were thinking we probably won't admit is tho 😅

[@OH_MY_DOGGG]

I like how the milestone episodes of the Simpsons tend to be pretty good like that 100th episode. I hope everyone can forgive the ending. Its like the final episode of Home Improvement except they move the whole town except one house.

[@tweetygirl818]

I agree with no. 10 i'm always saying i need a personal asst. every time i don't want to do something. Truth be told if u have enough money u can pay someone else to do it.

[@darthvigilante]

WatchMojo should do a Top 10 Times Light Yagami Said What We Were All Thinking List.

[@aldenprowell6684]

My favorite was a salesman saying "surely you can't put a price on your family protection"? Then Homer replied "I thought so too but yet here we are".

[@trexadvent4726]

Can you do top 10 worst things that Marge and Lisa Simpsons have ever done?

[@marcjameswhelan]

Nope bot

[@haven_lady675]

Yeah. I hate how people think they are flawless

[@darkball31]

*too much of your love can be scary*

[@DarthKilaj85]

The one thing about Homer that the other animated TV dad's have is he does try for his kids and cares about them

[@Willforcedmetomakethis]

"Mmmmmm Sacri-lishous (sacrilegious and delicious combine) * hunger sounds *" -Homer Simpson

[@trinahouseman698]

When Lisa became a vegan? (I think) Homer calls her a "know-nothing know-it-all"!!! Classic Homer!

[@lp-xl9ld]

"To alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" Sounds like you could say the same about social medial...

[@icefire2104]

I was surprised that Homer say what we were thinking.

[@aislingrvr]

You forgot 'If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing'😅😅😅

[@NediSafa]

What about floor pie?

[@aaronleverton4221]

"Before, before..." You're livin' in the past, Marge! I'm not normally a praying men, but please save me Superman!

[@TashiroSato]

my g/f Ruth Powers 2:49(dancing in the backround),homer garage 6:04,6:24

[@saraierace1643]

"I like being thanked" - Homer Simpson

[@downeastboy84]

, "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t….I mean s-m-A-r-t!"

[@AHFAN11]

"you can't keep blaming yourself, just blame yourself once and move on" is pretty much what most guys do.

[@doctorinsomnia5410]

Add a comment? Can't someone else do it?

[@eMewy76]

Preach it Homer! Preach!!!

[@Dontblamethemonkey]

Homer is a genius

[@stevengrvp]

Homer is great

[@gavinkerslake]

"Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform."

[@characatoonist4730]

The first half of this video is all positivity and the second half goes down hill from there.

[@FoxFangFistssj21k]

Unlike peter when homer is in the wrong he's completely aware of it and actually learns from his mistakes when they are drastic consequences yes he does strangle bart at a daily basis and he does takes his family for granted but a lot of people do that from time to time again but in reality he loves more than anything without them he would be miserable

[@jasminejohnston6393]

None of these can beat D’oh!

[@mtmadigan82]

Someday your going to look back and wish you spent more time with the kids Thats a problem for future homer, man I dont envy that guy -prooceeds to pour vodka into a mayo jar, slam it and passes out😂

[@tails230]

Homer is one of those characters whos dumb and smart at the same time!

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

Whether Homer is an idiot savant or an idiot outright is up for debate.

[@MTTT19]

Suggestion: Top 10 Times Homer Simpson was Right!

[@Piitaa_Pain]

"Well, it's always in the last place you look"

[@woody2shoes64]

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

[@jorgeadairramos7469]

I'm posible que no te preocupes por el momento no sé si

[@Ken9284]

I’m a baaaad wittle boy

[@Hawk199031]

"Oh, look at me. I'm making people happy. I'm the Magical Man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane. Oh by the way, I was being sarcastic." Not making the list is a shame