Top 10 Ugliest Rollerblades Ever - Inline Skates

[@coreyenglish8706]

I think the Realms were originally the FILA boot. Looked terrible but apparently skated well. Can’t believe the psirus didn’t make the list. That thing looked like what a 9 year old would draw up as part of his space suit. Not to mention the soul plates being made of porcelain.

[@TomMoyse]

Yes defo the Fila boot. Haha Pairus was on my bigger lists. A few of my pals used to have them, heard they were an awkward skate…?

[@rdgblading1813]

Out used the fila boot also

[@CosmykTheDolfyn]

So, I live in Ecuador, and getting new skates down here is almost impossible. I had those same Razors SL Yuri pros that I kept riding and held together with baling wire because they were quite literally the ONLY skates available to me. I rode them for like 4 years. If you thought the leather bits looked like Leatherface, wait until you had a pair where 90% of the leather had been ripped off except random patches after years of abuse. That is truly scary.

[@TomMoyse]

Haha damn that’s does sound scary! Hope you’ve had bette luck with the skates. Thanks for the comment. 🙌🏻

[@eddyeffendy_]

this was so much fun to watch. it's hilarious that your section for roces graal was longer than others. i don't know why i like ugly ones - had the rb canvas and always liked roces graal and bauer sanctity. would also love to see your top prettiest looking skates ever made too!

[@TomMoyse]

Thanks man! No problem with liking ugly skates!

[@alank1220]

@@TomMoyse I had two of the skates on this list: OG Grycon and Deshi Zamoras. Also had Rollerblade Alphas (Mk I) which some would argue are ugly but I loved them.

[@edwardlewis6352]

I can't believe you didn't mention the Broskow bandaid TRS. LOL I agree about the Enin's, but the improvements they made are huge.

[@TomMoyse]

Yea I’m sure Eugen’s skates are highly functional, but aesthetically not the one

[@thekamikaze789]

@@TomMoyse for me, they look like normal shadows, just in a cleaner, dark colour .On product pictures they look huge tho... But hey, at the end they skate like a dream. Super flexy, huge soulpate. I love them.

[@leesoutheast]

@@thekamikaze789 normal shadows look pretty butters too, sure they skate well though

[@Stoitism]

I was going to mention the Broskows. The skate looked good and skated great, it was just that weird fuckin flesh colour. I just bought some Eugen shadows too hahah.

[@LeSkateWA]

I skated Broskows, everyone loved how they looked, and I loved how they skated with a different liner. But yeh they always had a weird bandaid look about them.

[@jermainejbrown2891]

Mate you had me laughing all the way🤣 definitely need a part two 👏

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻 yea I’ve got a fair few left on the list!

[@jermainejbrown2891]

@@TomMoyse can't wait 🖤❤️

[@cubarocs7016]

@@TomMoyse Bring it 😁😁😁

[@TomMoyse]

@@jermainejbrown2891 part two is on my patreon 🙌🏻

[@TomMoyse]

@@cubarocs7016 you can see the second part on my patreon! 🤝🏻

[@tomcakebread]

Brilliant Tom - the hiking boots with jaundice comment at 8:10 killed me

[@TomMoyse]

Not good looking are they?! 🙌🏻

[@adamblackburnblacky6493]

I love how you show the salomon st9s at the beginning, when your talking about nice skates. They were my first proper skates I owned, November 1999. Proper sick again Tom killed it 👌

[@TomMoyse]

My 3rd skate but my first proper brand aggressive skate. Thanks for the kind words

[@adamblackburnblacky6493]

@@TomMoyse my first aggressive skate. I tried a friends oxygens before that haha they were shit. Nah but I've been skating since I was 6-7 so I've had bare pairs altogether haha ✌️

[@shootdangnj]

“Hiking boots with jaundice” 😂🤣😂

[@TomMoyse]

😁😁 they are gross

[@rerollinginline]

“These ones look like hiking boots with jaundice” 😂 😂 😂 I love your videos

[@TomMoyse]

Thank you 🙏🏻

[@Stoitism]

I mean he wasnt wrong assets.trailspace.com/assets/8/4/e/9357390/RAVSPI.jpg

[@mrravehat5563]

Thank you Lord for bringing up the Graals, was about to bash on how the legacies are a breath of fresh air compared to those abominations xD

[@dustythedavis]

I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED!!! But seriously, another excellent video.

[@TomMoyse]

Haha thank you. Never personal 🧡

[@vbesley46]

I'm not gonna lie I kind of like the legacy's primarily for that suspension frame

[@calvinvanvliet9938]

When I was a kid my first 'real' skates were anarchy chaos 2, 3 sizes too big. Just rolling around with them was a proper leg day with how heavy they were.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha

[@gcroller93]

I haven't watched the video yet but arlos pink signature ones have to be on here 🤣🤣

[@TomMoyse]

Haha

[@moshbeardfpv9428]

You forgot THE K2 Pat Lennon and Nemisis 🤣👌

[@jeremydunbar7502]

Thank you! I was trying to find the name of the red and white ones.

[@TomMoyse]

Very true!

[@elpapas1372]

I own Enin´s shadows, absolutely love them, but I have to agree they're not the most appealing looking skate

[@TomMoyse]

I bet they are really good skates

[@nephimcknight5832]

Best skates ever and I love the way they look. I feel like the Enin Shadows have made me a better skater too, learning new tricks at 39 years old

[@Siegefya]

the new ones with the orange sht,...way worse looking. I'd take the ones you had if they were still available...these new ones, the colorway is just terrible.

[@TudorNeve]

Surprised Psirus didn't get mentioned. Other mentions: any later SALOMON ST with that horrid wide body soulplate, ROXA Magnum, OXYGEN AR, OUT Skates, many Razors Cults/SLs/Genesis with stitched textile on the lace area.

[@TomMoyse]

I did a part 2 and the Psirus got a shout haha

[@TomDryjanski]

Never forget the LA Lakers Grycons!!!

[@TomMoyse]

Haha yep 🙌🏻

[@austinpaz2174]

you forgot the OUTS! but i always thought the realms had potential, but not with those weird ass materials they used on the cuff part.

[@TomMoyse]

Haha they were on the list but got pushed out my top 10 stinkers - defo in part 2 if I make it. 🙌🏻 Or do I secretly like them?!

[@austinpaz2174]

@@TomMoyse i can picture you in some daisys or poppys 😂

[@TomMoyse]

@@austinpaz2174 haha those and some of them massive harbinger knee pads!

[@kevincollins8620]

@@TomMoyse this is great. I personally used to laugh at outs as a kid. The poppys. I love em and the idea now.

[@kevincollins8620]

@@austinpaz2174 I had been thinking about em at work this week and skating without laces.

[@Stu108]

It's impossible to watch this without having a massive smile on your face. Infectious! Good stuff mang OUT Daisies for me. Had a pair in a size 12 as a kid. Like a set of busses under my feet. I wear a Size 9 these days 🤣

[@TomMoyse]

hahaah yea i think my first skates were the biggest size ive ever worn

[@vokess]

Back in the day, when I started skating I was wearing Bauer roller hockey skates with the middle wheels removed . I couldn't afford a pair of aggressive skates and I seriously considered buying the Corr ATS because of the price. I don't know how but twelve-year-old me thought they were sick! Ahah man what a trip.

[@TomMoyse]

hahah my cousin and sister had Bauer FX1s i had some no brand rec skates and destroyed them trying to learn grinds. Then my cousins got some Roces Street and i had vert-x because the looked like m12 but my parents couldn't afford them

[@austerberrys101]

One of my mates had a pair of those bauers back in the day, they were gross lol. Another quality vid man had me chuckling and brought back some good memories. Idea for a video Skatepark Etiquette or too skateparks maybe

[@TomMoyse]

Thank you - might be some legs in the skatepark etiquette one, cheers

[@austerberrys101]

@@TomMoyse glad to can help, il be looking forward to it 👍

[@seamlessdread]

Alright now 10 prettiest skates

[@TomMoyse]

Could be a shout - I think people get more activated for the ugly ones haha

[@allymalcolm6769]

excellent choices! i had the bauer respects, mainly because I wanted to skate like Rich Taylor, it didn't work. I did enjoy skating them though, although they genuinely did melt next to the radiator! I had Roadhouse's deshis in that style of deshi too, I could barely skate them they were so heavy

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 amazing! Thanks for sharing dude

[@fumurph]

RIP Rich. Dude was talented.

[@climbtheskyspine5748]

I'm all out of tears ..... I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. Jesus. Hahahahahaha!! I love you man!

[@TomMoyse]

Thanks

[@i_before_e]

This one shit me up differently! That was too funny man, some unbelievable comparisons! Beg you do one of random skaters custom jobs lol

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha been thinking about that for a while - I’m not sure the community is ready for it

[@BladeSkate]

Never have I laughed so much at skates, thank you for brightening my day!

[@TomMoyse]

Haha glad you enjoyed it! 🙌🏻

[@DeltaCressida]

i cant even top this list except that alex broskow's rollerblade bandaid lookin TRS skates should be in place of Eugin Enin's new shadows

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha

[@Avedisdrummer09]

The grycon comes with an already broken buckle - nice touch.

[@TomMoyse]

Haha

[@GeneticallyModifiedSkeptic]

Oh my god dude this had me in stitches! Jokes were so solid lmao

[@TomMoyse]

Thank you. Glad you liked it

[@paulcargill]

Man you absolutely let Brooke off the hook with his first Rollerblade model. BOAK

[@TomMoyse]

Lol

[@joonatourunen6937]

Warps with weird logos was my first pair of skates and Eugens Shadow are my current pair. Huge difference in performance 😂. I had three blisters on each other with warps...

[@TomMoyse]

😁🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@bengundry8149]

How is it not a list of every Xjado model?

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha

[@jeffpunz5337]

Hilarious! I knew you'd come for the Civilities, it's only right. Hahaha, "hiking boots with Jaundice." Love it! Haha

[@TomMoyse]

Got to be done

[@kevincollins8620]

Glad my Cult Allstars didn't make the list. Love em!! Hate razors as a company.

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@KevLarGaming]

Amazing, had me in stitches 😂 "mingers" lol

[@TomMoyse]

Proper mingers

[@Wizaris84]

How did you not mention the K2 Style Point Bob ???!! I had them and I HATED their design.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha stinkers

[@kevincollins8620]

I actually used to hate how they looked. Aged well in my opinion. But the k2 Lennen and the stuff from that Era. Yuck.

[@DashDrones]

Priceless 😂 I bet USD Legacy owners are finally realizing what they have..🤣

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha I’m sure the Pros didn’t even like them

[@DashDrones]

@@TomMoyse 💯

[@TudorNeve]

Ah and also, later USD Thrones with two soulplates: tumor plus front plate. Was a big fan of Thrones....until then.

[@williamholsey]

I owned the deshi skates. They were great. Super light and flexible

[@TomMoyse]

good to hear

[@VrLCg]

The graal’s were munters, but ngl the fit was 👌👌

[@TomMoyse]

Totally stinkers but have heard they were nice to skate

[@valprem6401]

Oh so ugly oh so comfortable

[@richskater]

I see everyone is trying to defend the Realms. I thought they were trash. Wheels exploded within a week. The stitching in the cuff came undone after about a year. I get they're cheap introductory skates, but I didn't care for them. I suggest the Anarchy Revos to people who are interested in trying aggressive. The stitched cuff still baffles me, every skate has a cuff bolt, seems there's a reason.

[@TomMoyse]

Haha they sound awful - never tried em

[@JGRylands]

Pretty sure that the USD Realm was the Fila aggressive skate. It at least seems to be the same mold.

[@TomMoyse]

Yea it’s identical I think

[@islamicsalami7208]

​@@TomMoyse yes! FILA had the "Krusty" and the "Smoothie"

[@Tomp4ul]

I remember my mate getting a pair of those anarchies.. even small sizes looked like absolute boats, and not even with a nice angle on the front like a canoe, more like some blunt rhomboid of a coal freight tug or something.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha

[@sqwat90-06-now]

Loving this and then you threw SLs under the bus at number 4... HOWEVERRRR - you are absolutely right in that the Yuri's were rank. As for the Aragon 6s, they actually looked nice in the aged-minced flesh but were so poorly built, you'd have been as well wrapping them in rancid mince. Might have been something to do with them being hastily released *after* Aragon retired... Naughty, naughty Razors...!

[@TomMoyse]

Haha 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@LeslieJones_RSTRCTD]

Quasimodo at a fetish party with USB connectors... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TomMoyse]

Haha

[@rafaelsalazar2728]

How about a top 10 of the most visually appealing skates?

[@kevincollins8620]

Razors Cult Allstars for sure.

[@TomMoyse]

Yea maybe - it’s would defo cause some uproar

[@SerialWheeler]

🤣🤣 very fitting choices! Roces had some real fuglies... my addition would be some skates I saw some kid riding, the USD Transformer (not a Changer 😅). Peace!

[@TomMoyse]

Haha awww poor kid. Better kids skates for the future!

[@j4nk3n]

Mate I remember the poppys/daisies Holy shit those things were proper frankensteins boots!

[@TomMoyse]

Hahahah

[@slugstory]

The Enins are even more monstrous in person its beautiful

[@TomMoyse]

Hahah amazing

[@PresidentoftheManosquare]

Just found your channel and I'm crying laughing. Dude those green ninja turtle ones! We had a pair of those. I used to think that were cool! Man oh man

[@TomMoyse]

Haha glad you enjoyed it. I defo wanted a pair when I was a kid

[@jonastronaut2942]

I had both bauers this one and the one before it that looked like a hockey skate. The frames were so hard i had trouble getting a starter groove using a hacksaw. Super flex and one of the most comfortable skates I had. If they came with a bigger groove from the get go, those skates would've sold much better.

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Andrew_DC5]

This was absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@TomMoyse]

😁🙌🏻 thanks mate

[@LaLa4iZ]

I had some USD Realms, I agree not the best looking skate, how ver there where great to skate. Out performed a lotof the skaters I use to ride with, and some lovely liners

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻 Yea I was going off looks

[@LaLa4iZ]

@@TomMoyse ❤ Keep you the great work, love the channel FAF

[@mscott3962]

Dude ur like the king of analogies!

[@TomMoyse]

This one makes me smile! Thank you 🙏🏻

[@rachardjohnson]

Lmao your undefeated 😂😂🫠🔥

[@TomMoyse]

😁🙌🏻 I’m glad they gave you some Thrones! Much better looking.

[@rachardjohnson]

@@TomMoyse amen to that

[@bladingisdad]

A laugh a minute. At least. Spotty Dog🐶🙌

[@TomMoyse]

Thank you

[@ondrautk]

look for "Tempish Extrem 2" yeah....2! one of my mates had them and I felt so sorry for him...they were way too big and heavy in addition to that they're utterly heinous...and yeah he stopped skatin after a while and you cant really blame him ..good point on that matter

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha there are some incredibly disgusting off brand rollerblades about

[@dudescence]

Haha good stuff! Was a massive RB fanboy back in the day. Went from Boxcars to Ci-5's (another candidate for ugliest skate) and then on to the Deluxe's which were the same design as the Paw. Deluxe were boxy and in hindsight ugly as all hell but they skated well and slid like a dream.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahah often the case - looked hideous but skated well

[@White_Court_Barbershop]

Yo Tom! Commented on a video awhile back about getting some skates....wanted to let you know I ordered THEM 909's. Should be in the mail this week. Who's in their 30's still skating? Peace all.

[@TomMoyse]

Yes man! Good stuff. Enjoy. I’m over 30! 🙌🏻🙌🏻😁

[@hello_there-z9c]

The majority of Rollerbladers are literally 30 or older. Welcome to the senior senate kill team.

[@kevinkev1530]

39 just started back after 22 years, be 40 the 15th of may

[@hello_there-z9c]

@@kevinkev1530 why did you wait 22 years to come back?

[@kevinkev1530]

@@hello_there-z9c one of my friends I use to skate with back thn was hitting me up on Instagram trying to invite me out an I was like yeah right lol 😂🤣, but u finally got the nerve this year an went to the park like a old man lol, now I watch vids everyday an try to get my legs back

[@overhill6822]

Deshi dk3 was the best boot I ever used. 20 years ago lol I'm old

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@lukasrostas9644]

Hilarious episode, mate! I totally agree with all of those skates and plus I have one more pair - Tempish aggressive skates Extreme 2! :D :D :D :D YUCK :D It's like HORSE HOOF :D

[@TomMoyse]

Haha they sound hilarious

[@skatesam_gh]

I'm halfway though this but whaaaaaat...??? How do you come up with those lines... Really interesting episode...

[@TomMoyse]

Haha thanks Sam

[@brooksswenson8705]

“hiking boots with jaundice” 😂 😂

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻😁

[@pseudonymjim]

Oh, and great upload by the way. Spotty Dog

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻😁 thank you

[@yumadapaka]

I think most skates in small sizes look good.

[@dannytwitch3276]

Not even a Transformer but a Changer? XD OMG TOM STOP I can’t even breathe 😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TomMoyse]

haha cheers dude

[@LeeMacfarlane]

That usd pianowski looked like a sports direct special

[@LeeMacfarlane]

And you mentioned sports direct right after I posted this LOL

[@TomMoyse]

Sports direct is often on my mind

[@LeeMacfarlane]

@@TomMoyse them karrimor compression socks though! Ultimate skate hack them

[@koffeebeanz]

enjoyed this one, those Shadows at the end actually made me piss 😂

[@TomMoyse]

Haha thanks 🙏🏻

[@iRollerboot]

“ITS NOT A TRANFORMER ITS JUST A CHANGER” 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@TomMoyse]

😁😁

[@manuel.arriola]

I had the grycons with a leather skin in white and were the most badass mid 2000's skates ever made. Gryconclan I think they were named.

[@TomMoyse]

😁

[@bboydreaded]

I have been skating those usd legacy boots for the last 3 months lol. I decided to start skating again after 15 years and pulled them out the cupboard.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahah on no. If you like them, rock em

[@bboydreaded]

@@TomMoyse I won’t lie. I have rocked up to the park and thought theses things are a little outlandish.

[@TomMoyse]

@@bboydreaded haha 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@WomF06]

I nearly bought those grey and white Grycons... my god I'm glad I didn't 😂

[@TomMoyse]

Good choice

[@ReaperDaddy]

what about the OUT Poppies ? those deserve also a podium....

[@TomMoyse]

Haha

[@radio-controlledcouk]

I skate The sl coz they fit.... I agree I don't love the look... but they so easy to skate

[@OhHeyItsChowder]

I skated both the Bauer Civility and zipper Graals 🤣🤣🤣

[@TomMoyse]

Hahah oh no

[@OhHeyItsChowder]

@@TomMoyse the bauers were 2nd hand from my friend who got me into skating and the Graals were like 100 USD when I got them because we were so poor that's what we could afford and they weren't even UFS 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mattkea]

Blake Dennis killed it in graals

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@deanmsc2002]

And Ian Brown!

[@august_blader2458]

Erik bailey seeing the title and already commenting the roces grall

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha he’s the champ!!

[@sterlingpratt4901]

The Josh Petty LA Lakers colors Grycon was the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen, barely beating out the Band-Aid Broskow TRS.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha

[@maliqemanuel8273]

I think we should bring back cool skate design ideas in general like gawds & deshi had. Most skate brands are pumping out the same basic boot designs every year with minor color variations. While it is great that the quality of skate these days overall has improved We need more innovation in style.

[@TomMoyse]

Seen the simplistic designs are the trends and when you need to seek every skates you can’t that is the safe bet. I’d rather brands focused on better fit a comfort than loud styles

[@LeSkateWA]

I agree with all of these. Ive always disliked Them Skates, now I know why. They remind me of the Gryons. But I guess they aren't too bad in comparison. My mate when he first started skating bought M12s also, and he forever hated them. Saying they look like goth boots, which I agree, they do. And they havnt changed a bit in 30 years. Same old basic plastic design.

[@kingrando]

Matt Salerno made Fila’s (USD) look good.

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@tylerzegil365]

Lol i Still ride the original usd Shadow from back when it was Xjsado made by Salomon! Loooooooove them

[@forthecardio3286]

🤣😂 another great one! Highly entertaining the whole way through! The only skates on the list that I ever owned where the Bauer Civilities and only because they were given to me for xmas as my first "aggressive skate" ...I was pissed, I'd asked for all black Oxygens.

[@TomMoyse]

Hahah oh no you got stitched up!

[@traviztraviz7076]

Realm are not only ugly, they're super uncomfortable to me 😢

[@TomMoyse]

Never tried them - they looked too stinky

[@brianbochette3144]

“These ones look like hiking boots with jaundice.” 😂😂😂☠️

[@TomMoyse]

😁😁😁

[@thecount5559]

Brilliant!

[@TomMoyse]

Thank you

[@grinpiece3432]

No mention of Oxygen AR or Poppy skates, come on !!

[@TomMoyse]

On the list but pushed out the top 10

[@ThatShaunBoy]

I see what you mean about the Enin's but I still really like them. Always had a big soft spot for Xsjado's, they're like home to me. Anarchy had a worse skate than that called the Chaos! It was fucking massive. Loads of people had it at the local too. Nauseating. And also someone online had described the skinned Them 908 as an orthopaedic shoe and unfortunately I think they got it spot on. Wasn't Them's finest hour, that.

[@TomMoyse]

haha so funny about Anarchy skates.

[@causticvision]

Well, I actually fancy USD shadow. Any skate actually looks bulky, it could never look as a slim fancy ice skate anyways. This middle strap grants some charisma!))

[@TomMoyse]

Cults, M12s, Sways, BLANKS, THEM are all slimmer than the Shadows. Each to there own but they look over engineered

[@dye182]

I love the razor sl I’m kinda surprised them skates didn’t make the list. I’ve always thought they were ugly

[@TomMoyse]

I like how cleans THEMs are. I find a lot of the ugly skates seem over engineered

[@pseudonymjim]

Those bogey green Bauer's man, absolute stinkers. RB had a few train wrecks over the years. But yeah, some of those off brand shits you can buy are absolutely of their chops!

[@TomMoyse]

Hahaha

[@RolandAshcroft]

What about the Poppy / Daisy skates ? (please, don't tell me you like those)

[@TomMoyse]

A lot of people do not like those skates - they were on my bigger list but there is others I thought were worse 🙌🏻

[@evancervantes6370]

absolutely "grilled " razors

[@TomMoyse]

😁😁

[@DjKRuZe81]

Mate how you don't have over 100k subs blows my mind! Absolutely Stella content #respect ✊

[@TomMoyse]

Thanks man - would be lovely to have 100k subs 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@askroller]

15:18 Razors Skates Pay Your Team Riders 🙏

[@TomMoyse]

Haha

[@Axle_grinds]

I absolutely loved my Deshi CH1 Vinny Mintons. They're chunky buggers, but you adjust. First skates I ever had were Anarchy Revolutions cos they were all we could afford. Absolutely hangin' skates, properly rubbish and totally grotesque.

[@TomMoyse]

hahaha i had inliner vert x - defo not lookers

[@icouldntthinkofaname4227]

This was perfect. Every roast was on point

[@TomMoyse]

Cheers - I appreciate that

[@DashDrones]

3:31 🤣🤣🤣

[@TomMoyse]

🙌🏻😁

[@Horstveratu]

xsjados and graals are basically the same thing. A sneaker in a shell just the graals sneaker was bolted to the front of the baseplate, anyway once you skated them you cant go back to hardboots anymore because they feel like casts

[@TomMoyse]

I’ve gone from soft boots back to hard boots because of preference