TOP 10 WORST WILL WOOD SONGS!!!!! 😡😡😡

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chorus bangs. it makes me feel all icky inside. I have no idea why.
the live version does it SO much justice, thank you will
OH and here’s the video by Garfield Phone that inspired this: • will wood IS TRANSPHOI...
Used to talk to Garf phone in the late subreddit discord. Cool person.

[@HiroKuro]

I love WKJ live it's literally so good, the delivery on the heart bluer than my balls lyric is also peak

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

SO TRUE

[@awesome_possum297]

The fuvking what😭

[@cresilerebus]

wkj live is so so good it’s just that he moans at one part and i don’t know how to feel about that

[@raviolisgale7045]

@@cresilerebushe DOES??! I literally never noticed that

[@ALAST0RZ_L1PST1CK]

@@cresilerebusHUH

[@vannessaisapeckneck4618]

White knuckle jerk is the will wood equivalent of a fan service episode

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

LMAIAOAOAO

[@beefromashroom]

This song slaps absolute balls as long as you don't think too much about the lyrics

[@destroy2enjoy]

That is what I was trying to say but my brain wasn’t letting my mouth do words

[@traumatizedDumpster]

Oh i like thinking about the lyrics ok

[@NoOne-lc8qj]

now ill think about every letter in it

[@puppetrypuppet]

the where do you get off bit part thingy was good the rest kinda sucky

[@TheOneAndOnlyLobster]

Good thing I never think

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

this is my opinion on the internet. banging song, makes me feel Unclean and In Danger. live version good.

[@AdriLame]

Ahh! The betrayal! Nah, but seriously- I love WKJ, but I have to agree that its vibes are rancid. Like a particularly pungent parmesan.

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Ah but the live version!!! Now THAT does not have creep vibes that make my spine bristle

[@OrtonLongGaming]

please do a mashup of 2econd 2ight 2eer and hip to be square they fit too well

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

I might! I’ll check it out! If I don’t get to it though, I made a tutorial!

[@zivcaniustav2573]

i was thinking about making this but i lack the skills to do so. thank you for bringing it up, great minds really do think alike 🍷

[@C0ndensedMilk27]

ORTON YOU LISTEN TO WILL WOOD!?

[@carissaarias7596]

#WillWoodIsOverParty

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

we are NOT starting that here /lh

[@Dawsen2299]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver you weren't supposed to go through the gate

[@theheroickid9106]

#DanceMonkeyDance

[@Dawsen2299]

#ISmackedAKidWithThisMicrophoneWhileDoingTheBlackBoxWarriorBit

[@henrygrey7857]

Don’t fuckin test it arias

[@binxlinkk]

i love every will wood song ngl (theres something wrong with me)

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Me fr

[@P1ZZA_L0V3R]

Me too bro I can’t find a song I don’t like

[@talhochberg5062]

Where do you get off saying that??

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

On front street (doo doo doodoo dodododooo)

[@sysphony]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver but I’d probably just drink that too!

[@EvanBuckley-r9k]

@@sysphony you know what? i'm not afraid to die, i'm more afraid of what might happen first

[@maurkokus273]

Pretty neat that even the weakest Will Wood songs are still pretty good all things considered. Totally understandable that it makes you uncomfortable, but at least it gave us the banger line ‘HEART BLUER THAN MY BAAAAAALLS’ Ngl though, I would say You Liked This (Okay Computer!) is a worse song, if it counted as a song at all

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Oh I never said the song didn’t slam: I’m totally gonna do a family friendly cover of it one day like Duck street. Just the lyrics paired with the music in the verses makes me feel icky and bad

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

And You Liked This, while it’s a really cool video I enjoy a lot, isn’t really a SONG song.

[@Mikrokettu]

NOOO WHITE KNUCKLE JERK IS AMAZING😭👎💔

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

THE LIVE VERSION IS GOOD, BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL YUCKY EUGHHGHGHG

[@Mikrokettu]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver WELL YEAH UNDERSTANDABLE😋 I STILL LIKE IT

[@TCsings]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver oh but thermoelectric lawer is ok?🫤

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@TCsings it’s complex. I don’t wanna talk about past trauma, but WKJ captures the vibes of it MUCH more than Thermodynamic Lawyer. What this has taught me? Thermo and WKJ are the first on my list to replace the lyrics of and make a cover with. Like Duck Street.

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Plus “autism strapped to a ceiling fan”??? That’s me!!! He’s talking about me fr!!!!!

[@TheOneAndOnlyLuckyBee]

WHITE KNUCKLED JERK IS GOOD BUT IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE ALSO OK COMPUTER, IT MAKES MY PARANOIA AND ANXIETY GO THROUGH THE ROOF

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

I like ok computer as analog horror but FACTS

[@KpJoeMatchstyx]

Destroy to Enjoy:

[@jaydenwark]

GENUINELY THO!!!! White Knuckle Jerk does in fact do the least for me out of many will wood songs. Overall still really good, but definitely the most meh for me on the album

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Common Jayden W The song slams, but the lyrics make me feel all yucky

[@ratnoises8539]

The fucking cut off to WKJ LOLLLL I love it but i can see why some don't

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

The glass breaking effect makes me laugh

[@argh7435]

I went through a phase where I listened to white knuckled jerk 20 times a day. WKJ was my religion and Spotify was my church. Respectfully disagree

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Respect your opinion!! Ik some people like the song and some don’t.

[@phrog8138]

I love the passion in this comment

[@terracota1698]

me rn

[@saulvyolka]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICED THE BALLS LINE BEFORE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@hollyfaunas]

wkj goes so hard but the balls line makes me low key uncomfortable 🥹

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

nah it's the whole icky like "how dare you make me like you" type vibe the song gives off, when the girl's just existing

[@wtfjackaboy]

Absolute betrayal towards me personally but I respect your opinion

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

No but I respect you so

[@wailordzp6363]

Nah, let me tell you there are no “self” fans none, all the good parts are in “ish”

[@Jroobelucios]

:(( *stops existing

[@gvnlessktchn]

i’m actually the complete opposite lmao, ish is like ok ig but self is really fuckin good i love it

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

nooooooo but it acts as part of a sandwich :((((((( symbolismmmmmmm WKJ symbolism is "hey hot mama goddamn"

[@mapleshadeeatscats]

Imo “self” is more relatable to me so i prefer it.

[@wailordzp6363]

But also neither are good, but to be honest “you liked this” shouldn’t have been on the album since it breaks up the flow of the other real songs and just sound pretentious or at least annoying

[@jar_of_jay]

I was very scared. But the way I burst out laughing when I saw this.

[@ccfffvbbbbbffg1774]

Red moon and a little bit mine be like

[@thehiddennook392]

consume the frito-lays, fried-end, and gain unlimited power

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Funny, just watched an old racist Fritos commercial earlier today. Wild

[@gvnlessktchn]

ok so as much as i love white knuckle jerk i kinda get this, HOWEVER. consider: falling up. i have no idea why but falling up like genuinely boils my blood

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

real talk? forgot that song existed 💀 don't think I've actually listened to it yet, will get back when I do

[@elchorict]

the "clouds of spilt milk" line fills me with the most visceral rage i turn down my headphones whenever it plays no line in a song has ever made me so irrationally angry before

[@gvnlessktchn]

@@elchorict SAME OH MY GOD. and i feel like the “yes yes yes no no no no no” and “why why why why not why not why not” are just- awkward to listen to? such well written and moving lyrics /sar

[@prism7961]

REAL! I honestly like white knuckle jerk, but falling up makes me so mad because it sounds like a goofy country-pop song

[@mr.pancake7480]

@@prism7961 Falling Up is good idk what you little gay people in my phone are saying

[@personoftheworld5364]

This is the opposite of scrimblo

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

tragic

[@argh7435]

Olbmircs

[@bankrobber6993]

i know nothing about this man but this was recommended to me and i love it

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

I’m so sorry you had to experience this raw

[@theMyRadiowasTaken]

​@@MilkintheMicrowaverdont say it like that

[@cookie7112]

The amount enjoyment of me about to close the video and seeing white knuckle jerk as number 1 could not be topped off

[@tomatoleefrog1083]

forgot you liked this (okay computer)

[@cathacker13]

The one that goes like " " is worse tbh

[@phrog8138]

white noise?

[@cicadadays420]

WKJ IS LITERAL ONE OF THE BEST

[@MiloMortimer]

y’all im cooked i love that one (it’s hilarious i laugh every time.)

[@liz_poltergeist]

I get the lyrics being all slimy but the melody just scratches an itch in my brain lmao. Is there an alternate lyrics version????

[@Qwonkyxtra]

Idk front street will be more creepier imo but i still like them both

[@mapleshadeeatscats]

i will never understand why people don’t like white knuckle jerk wtf 😨 (no hate to you btw)

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

it makes me feel Icky :(

[@mapleshadeeatscats]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver i feel like that’s why some other people don’t like it either and it’s just something i don’t understand i guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Jroobelucios]

Yet front street doesn't?...

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@mapleshadeeatscats also no hate taken!! 'tis my unexplainable opinion

[@cathacker13]

I didn't even realize it was in the video until I read this comment

[@dolphidelaware]

Aikido (Live) is the only song I genuinely choose to skip every time - it sounds so uncoordinated and off rhythm

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

haven’t actually listened to that one yet tbh

[@Theuserwithfivenames]

for me it’s red moon. i cant stand that one😭

[@laplacesidiot]

NO I LOVE THAT SONG 😭😭

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Sorry for my L take

[@t0w3ll3tt3]

so many of yall are talking about how the songs lyrics feel ick and thats okay!! but i think that might be the point lol!! dont take it from me maybe because i love his more icky feeling songs lol

[@lastcupofsorr0w]

I know that this song makes so many people feel icky but I actually love it Fuck the meaning and the lyrics which I don't know and I don't plan on finding out, I'm just here for the vibe

[@charlievee8603]

i love this song, but i never understood the "heart bluer than my balls" part

[@LucaTheStar]

If your heart is blue it means you are sad. If your balls are blue it means you want to make children.

[@sol.christine333]

NOOO THATS MY FAVORITE SONG

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Heart bluer than my baaalllllsssss

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

That’s a weird way to spell Jimmy Mushroom’s

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Consider: Jimmy mushrooms is above mid, but will wood’s music is so good as a whole it lacks in comparison

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver that’s pretty much how I’d describe white knuckle jerk

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@baristascallmewolfgang no WKJ reminds me of a traumatic event in my past 👍👍

[@baristascallmewolfgang]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver ok fair

[@OneSmallJellyfish]

I will not take this Jimmy Mushrooms slander

[@blairebelarus]

No 😊

[@asageadayart]

yooooo its qwêrtyûīœp no way??!

[@asageadayart]

based qwêrtyûīœp

[@Emily-ex5hq]

At first, this was the most based Will Wood fan video so far, then you said White Knuckle Jerk, and my opinion didn’t change. Five stars.

[@miacheezytoon8758]

poggers seriously how hasn't anyone commented poggers yet smh

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

poggers!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you mia!!!!

[@miacheezytoon8758]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver you're welcome!!!! poggers!!!!!!

[@reversebeartrapped]

i will not take this slander i am a wkj best song truther

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

The live version bangs, and I’d love the song if it didn’t feel like the “creepy uncle” stereotype to my brain

[@lino985]

I respectfully disagree. ¡Aikido! makes me want to put my cat in a microwave (I dislike it).

[@zivcaniustav2573]

i highly dislike ¡Aikido! but i love your lego joker profile picture. can we kiss?

[@RandomPerson-ex8lx]

¡Akido! Studio version is so good though

[@gvnlessktchn]

oh i don’t really like aikido either, but the live at levels in scranton version is really good

[@lino985]

@@zivcaniustav2573 sure we can 😘

[@lino985]

@@RandomPerson-ex8lx oh cool! I'll have a listen to that one

[@THEUGLYONE777]

Fun fact: The ultimate pick up line i always use to flirt with someone is "where do you get off being so goddamn beautiful?" So... IM OFFENDED.

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

how in the fuck is that actual functioning rizz

[@Jroobelucios]

I respect that the lyrics make you feel icky, but I find it funny that Front street wouldn't be equally bad if not worse?

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

ah, front street's different: it doesn't line up with my particular trauma as much. Plus-- and this is VERY important-- I was unaware of Front Street's true meaning until recently. Will screams too much for me to be able to understand him.

[@Jroobelucios]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver I'm sorry to hear about that, I hope you're doing ok. I completely understand and was just a bit curious about that. And, yes, he does scream... a lot. 😂

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@Jroobelucios dw about it!!!! I’m all good /gen /lh He screams a ton in half of his music, ask me will wood lyrics and I just don’t 😭

[@dubiouskazoo1873]

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF, BEING SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL- suffer.

[@Aweegi]

There is literally BFB and you gun down WKJ i'm weeping in the streets

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@Aweegi YOU DID NOT JUST SAY BFB

[@excelentcreativedisplayname23]

you aint a real will wood fan if you absolutely despise bfb 😾😾😾😾😾 /j

[@unworthyzeus]

TRUER THAN MY BBBBBBALLS

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Heart bluer than my balls will always slam

[@bootlegms8348]

Ok hear me out. Lysergigedskfnod daydream edit You know what it’s not that bad

[@gvnlessktchn]

WHAT. lysergide daydream is so good though???? i love the description in the lyrics, something about it just feeds me, i love it

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

I’m…. Listening. Half listening. It’s a floaty little tune and CERTAINLY not his worst, but I like the Fast Ones

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

But now you got it stuck in my head… it’s pwetty………

[@bootlegms8348]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver it’s just too repetitive for me 🦖

[@theheroickid9106]

honestly every time I listen to it I forget how it goes two seconds later

[@A1M-L8SS]

i’m about to throw hands /hj

[@El_Newkos]

That would be -ish

[@matoonist6640]

Will Wood is my god

[@peach_tea_mystic]

b-but wkj... :(

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Consider: ybmt

[@peach_tea_mystic]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver true

[@HexagonPankake]

I mean the vibes are rancid sure but like that’s the point of the song

[@Local-Hyena37]

Poggers

[@JokerIsAJoker]

i love bob zmuda v. james carry :)

[@NoofTheCool]

WHERE-

[@Daammnndelions]

So funny i laughed before i saw this (i love willy woodka)

[@PikolGuy]

Yes

[@Lemon_time_yippee]

I like the beat lyrics a bit silly😢😢

[@Lemon_time_yippee]

He even remixes balls in the live version😢😢

[@spamtong1895]

its just kinda lame but i HATE the thermodynamic lawyer live version cuz i hate how he says absolute in it

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

WHAT’S WITH THE THERMO SLANDER

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

I saw it around, and reading I get it. I personally love it, but that’s my take. I’ve now been motivated to make a kid friendly cover of it like Duck Street!!

[@spamtong1895]

its fine it the normal one but live he aays it like absellOOt entropee i hate it

[@yeethittter1285]

I think I'm uncultured for this but I skip 90% of the slow/chill songs. Think my one exception is Better Than The Alternative. Too neurodivergent for this shit you're tellin me I need to be patient?? 😢😢😢

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

BASED OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME BASED

[@breadcrumbs3556]

OMG why would you say that about Dr. Sunshine is dead!!1!!1!!1!!1!!! 😡😡😠😤😡😠😤👿

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

never in my LIFE would I diss the song that got me into the community. gasp.

[@sowfers]

ohhh.. dr sunshine is dead dissery? thatll be big jail time for you miss boy sir girl

[@TobTart]

is there even a bad will wood song out there cus if this is the worst one then im the god of musical chairs

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

no this song bangs, just makes me feel icky (still fw WHERE DO YOU GET OFF)

[@TobTart]

@@MilkintheMicrowaver oh thats okay I respect your opinion it makes a lot of sense!! but ive seen some other people trash on this song for no actual reason

[@kikiscosmos4781]

Aggreeable

[@recyclingbin7426]

Recycling Bin 0 seconds ago I’m not going to say poggers!1!!! For, you have wronged me on this day Will Wood Memes (/j)😡😤😤😤

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

YO

[@TangoKnight]

Real

[@P1ZZA_L0V3R]

Don’t you dare >:(

[@Lemon_time_yippee]

NUHUH!!!!!

[@atmosphericman]

NOT POGGER 👎

[@DJSilly9]

wkj is only good live change my mind

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

TRUE

[@Spooky_Sal]

Weird way of spelling Thermodynamic Lawyer

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

JAIL

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

Back here to say I saw multiple people put it, and I see why. More motivation to make a cover/mashup of the song and replace the lyrics

[@zom_zooz]

Wow you really gonna slam the best song in everything is a lot like that

[@notinsideyourwalls]

thermo slander will NOT be taken‼️‼️‼️ /lh

[@letsrockoutindinosaurchestra]

what’s the song in the first part of the vid? (not white knuckle jerk)

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

i have no idea TuT I got the song from the meme in the description

[@notinsideyourwalls]

sounds like something made by thefatrat

[@jasperthefish]

how dare you insult venetian blind man like that 🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

LMAOAOAOA

[@noooodianoodles]

first

[@SolomonsWrath8088]

Nah 2012 is worse

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

prison.

[@mapleshadeeatscats]

it’s only a phase. you’ll grow out of it /hj

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@mapleshadeeatscats HAHAHAHA

[@transvaginaltransmasc]

when you grow up, youll aquire a taste for it

[@MilkintheMicrowaver]

@@transvaginaltransmasc based samual

[@excelentcreativedisplayname23]

white knuckle jerk is good i guess not my favorite but still okay, but i cant take rhe song seriously because of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 lyrcis and HEART BLUER THAN MY BALLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS

[@your_local_polygon]

poggers