TOP 100 BEST SHREDDING MOMENTS | SATISFYING ASMR COMPILATION

[@Gojzer]

Which one was your favourite?

[@lenfliz2420]

Gojzer police car (14:50)

[@benedictwb]

Pepsi 1:46 I ❤️ your videos

[@benedictwb]

And 14:10

[@gabigolm736]

Nutela ciocolate

[@The1050TiMan]

Gojzer all of them💖

[@thelegend7406]

0:31 me after a long family holiday.

[@jamespollard9986]

yalgar Q

[@benseger5136]

When she says to hold it and u lose track

[@degeneratetets5860]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@degeneratetets5860]

So fuckin true

[@AnFellow]

I was looking for this comment and lo and behold, here it is =D

[@McSuperfly101]

4:51 - Infinity War flashbacks...

[@inshallahi.]

McSuperfly lol

[@golden9616]

:(

[@JDMz_]

Beat me to it

[@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE]

Lmaooo. I never seen a theater of ppl cheer, cry and yell for the same movie. In other news..at leat hulk got called a "big green asshole"

[@citralium]

"Mr. Stark I Don't Feel So Good"

[@HoaiNguyen-ju9ds]

0:00 Light bulb 0:07 Golf ball 0:09 Whipped cream 0:12 TV remote 0:15 Toy car 0:20 Chupa Chups lollipops 0:31 Palmolive shower gel 0:38 iPhone 0:41 Razors 0:46 Gamer controller 0:50 FIFA 10 0:56 Dont know 1:17 Metalboard 1:21 Unpumped basketball 1:25 Sponge ball 1:27 Drone 1:35 Spray 1:43 Pepsi Bottle 1:54 Corn 2:03 Fanta cans 2:12 Lego bricks 2:18 Baseball 2:21 Color pencils 2:27 Comb 2:32 Toothpaste 2:36 Nutella 2:53 Dont know 2:57 Bag 3:04 Flashlight 3:10 Another one 3:17 Plastic hand 3:24 Toy snake 3:28 Stretch armstrong 3:37 Lighter 3:44 Tic Tacs 3:57 Fireworks, Wine bottles and wooden cardboard 4:29 The back of a decoration skull 4:35 Coke bottle 4:41 Dont know 4:50 100 pcs of Spiderman figures 5:19 Happy meal box 5:23 Creepy halloween pumpkin 5:42 Lighters 5:50 Boxing glove 5:54 Dont know 5:55 Toy pistol 6:00 Coconuts 6:10 Tennisball 6:15 Motherboard 6:35 Kinder surprise eggs 6:38 Cup 6:45 Plate 7:10 Type of a milkshake 7:13 Another toy car 7:18 Plastic animals with orbeez 7:28 Frozen Pepsi can 7:33 Ping pong balls 7:39 Gillette 7:50 Toffifee 7:56 Chocolate order 8:22 Another gamer controller 8:30 Stretch Scooby doo 8:37 Soccer ball 8:40 Sleeping bag 8:46 Pineapple 9:02 Dont know 9:05 Spider toy 9:08 Part of a City bus toy 9:28 Plastic cube 9:36 Lays chips 9:41 Toy drum 9:46 Instrument bag 9:51 Watermelon 10:37 Cheeseburger 10:44 Cheeseburger paper 10:48 Part of a box 11:02 Sponge football 11:08 Stretch Vac-man 11:31 Spiderman booklet 11:37 Matches 11:44 Plastic leg 11:49 Dont know 11:53 Foam diamond sword 12:01 iPad 12:06 Another flashlight 12:08 Minions Nutella 12:32 Head & shoulders shower gel 12:49 License plates 12:55 Mobiles 13:01 Cheese grater 13:06 Same toy car from 7:13 13:11 Coke cans and Mentos 13:17 Pens 13:20 Another soccer ball 13:29 Honeydew 14:04 Another Pepsi bottle 14:11 Dont know 14:21 Soft volleyball 14:26 Big Police car toy 16:09 Halloween pumpkin 16:27 Laptop 17:33 End

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

0:56 Is a toilet seat.

[@lukekamradt4259]

11:49 is a slinky 2:53 is half of a toy gun 4:41 is a RC controller (I think) 5:54 is a phone case 14:11 is a toy microphone

[@Moosielikesfif]

14:11 is a toy microphone

[@jozsefficzere8598]

023

[@jozsefficzere8598]

023

[@mhyka3298]

How normal people sneeze: 1:36 How I sneeze: 1:42

[@userunknown73828]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@МэттьюАндерсон-ь4б]

Armyyyy

[@Jow02]

Lmaaaoooo

[@i_hate_snakeu_1636]

Arrrmmyyyyyy~

[@The__mindscape-x1e]

Oh my gosh i have a friend that sneezes like that to XD

[@marra5991]

6:15 when you don't know how to clear your history

[@nancyvega8181]

Unt0uched_Marra lmaoo 😂

[@Angelina-yq5sn]

I MUST LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND!!!

[@chickensareawesome9898]

This made me laugh so hard😂🤣

[@bugn01]

@@chickensareawesome9898 same

[@MrGoatFish10]

i almost died! 😂

[@benshank]

Sees 0:32 Knows what 110% of comments will be about

[@marifercampos757]

Ben Shank semen

[@animethot4202]

Saaaaaame

[@Epcness-Gaymer]

Me at 1am in December 1st

[@treday3409]

Ben Shank Was that’s why I came to the comments for🤣🤣🤣

[@hogmanlolz2896]

Me at 12:01 December 1st

[@rikibarpanda]

0:32 *When your crush accidentally touches your leg*

[@Cherry-zo2yi]

So you pee your self?

[@Drgnfx]

🤣🤣

[@ghettogamer2.lp1gaber58]

Even better 0:32 when u too deep

[@Samsungsmartfridge19]

@Cayden whats that

[@Kkockoout]

Shawnta Scales no it’s cum lmao

[@LooneyNuke]

That shampoo bottle though 💀

[@josephb.massicotte913]

Ayooo

[@ВладимирБачинский-у2т]

Not funny comment

[@tiffanywalton]

This video is now 5 years old and your gonna leave a nasty comment? Next.

[@carljohnson-fc6el]

@@tiffanywaltonand this comment is over a year old jackwagon

[@tiffanywalton]

@@carljohnson-fc6el so?

[@Crazy_killer-qm8ju]

3:58 wtf

[@brunettewithglasses]

Balrajda savage I'm guessing karate 4th of July party

[@Yyote]

Probably for New Year’s Eve, hence the wine and sparklers.

[@Jacob-gl9os]

Balrajda savage mood

[@Calum-yf9bq]

Balrajda savage I

[@blueslimes4647]

Ikr

[@lamijasmajic2931]

Who went to the comments when they saw 0:32

[@winter5081]

Hahaha 😂😂

[@woozisguitar9648]

Me

[@gameboi4130]

Me

[@renilsonbarbosadossantos3005]

😂

[@ronancullen9874]

When your mom found the lotion with the magazines after cleaning under your bed😂

[@JustAdrian]

0:31 too much Mia Khalifa

[@sol7677]

Just Adrian what the fuck

[@valjdakosta]

I came for this

[@Spazlites]

Riley Reid is better than Mia Khalifa....mia is overrated asf

[@eagleflies9515]

Ahahaha

[@hjjkkllhhmolionarsenic0062]

Just Adrian i

[@azusamorita3787]

Do you know how much these items costs today

[@0R10N_CL1PS]

dO yOu KnOw HoW mUcH tHeSe ItEmS cOsTs ToDaY

[@Sachygraal]

To much

[@Sachygraal]

@@0R10N_CL1PS bot

[@AngryZebra168]

I think he made 100k from this u know how much the comparison

[@0R10N_CL1PS]

@@Sachygraal not a bot asshole.

[@ipettynote]

0:34 I ran straight to the comments 👀🏃🏽‍♀️

[@illuno--bf8dx1bw5j]

Lmao same here

[@yellowostrich5961]

Same

[@ch3rn0.d]

Same

[@itstillaintjay2827]

Lame

[@mydeadaccountidontuseanymo5645]

Same

[@julesdistrector]

0:39 im crying

[@lefrenchcookie8094]

JulesDistrector me to

[@heloisac3756]

Why that was like a iPhone 6

[@koja9337]

Spoiled fucking brat. It was a good phone.

[@philiphero3110]

Koja06 > iPhone > Good phone Choose one

[@nightindust_6088]

it made a nice sound

[@equinox6306]

3:17 made my heart stop for a moment 😂

[@picaloohoo-elexus-2202]

xX Galaxy-Slu5hie Xx SAME

[@rubenbecerra8437]

xX Galaxy-Slu5hie Xx ikr

[@yanceyjames3089]

Me too

[@samybamy9629]

Holy shit same xd

[@MrPaulopspm]

totally

[@masonjohnson2756]

0:32 when that happens to me: “Oh, me bullocks, it just feels so good!”

[@o.o.o3219]

relateable

[@lewis7426]

3:57 When you're running out of ideas

[@scrscrscrscr]

Hahghah

[@gyuisthebeom]

😂😂👏

[@jesuslizethramosibarra200]

México

[@ButItsBad]

😂

[@giaprincess5309]

Lewis just throw tons of crap into it

[@justafloridian7259]

Nobody: Boys on December 1st 0:32 Holy shit its been a year already? I feel like i posted this 2 weeks ago

[@owenaufrance861]

Relatable

[@justafloridian7259]

@@marekkelin1181 really? Allow me to explain. Every november there is a challenge called No Nut November (NNN). Which means that boys and girls cant masturbate for 1 month. When december comes, especially for the boys, the bust a FAT NUT. So now you know what NNN is

[@Chill_lxrd]

I failed... Anyone else did?

[@jjn0zp328]

Florida Boy SHE maybe was A CHILD 🤣

[@justafloridian7259]

@@jjn0zp328 Lmao. The kid was gonna learn sooner or later

[@AAquatek]

my girlfriend: **grabs my hand** me: **NUTS UNCONTROLLABLY** 0:33

[@Mr_Money12]

And then this happens 12:33

[@kxylp6945]

I dont Get it

[@AAquatek]

@@Mr_Money12 yup

[@user-pd5uk9jq7w]

Alfonso Pulido your too young to understand

[@jerelee7966]

Then this happens 7:41

[@Crim0_0]

Netflix: "Are you still watching?" *Someones daughter **0:33*

[@loveheartdiamonds8570]

0:33 when you see your crush

[@davidklys8077]

Yaseen AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@frostspork6852]

HAAAAAAAAHHHhHhhHhHhHhHhAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhHhHhHAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAaAa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Omar-sx6sj]

HaHAHAHAHAHA

[@pr1827]

Yaseen 6:28

[@gore.r9768]

xD

[@ceedox6012]

9:08 *please let this be a normal field trip*

[@iiomqitzjensonplaysminecra5215]

What? NO WAY!

[@ilikefood1609]

With the Friz? *NO WAY!*

[@vitoriacristinycristiny5533]

vo denunciar esse cara

[@kyleweichert1553]

WITH THE FRITZ, NO WAY!

[@JustKeuehri]

With the shredder NO WAY

[@teniz4006]

4:51 Mr.StArK I dOnT fEeL sO GooD

[@angelalarioslol8709]

lol

[@lizzy8889]

(・Д・)

[@JoaoRodrigues-jl9dz]

Akakakakakakakakakakakakakka

[@xxgachanightxx117]

XD LOL

[@---zp1hd]

If you hate this comment just think do not say

[@xoandrewxo]

0:33 when that super sucker hits different 😩

[@jozsefficzere8598]

033

[@doggydoggoz]

5 years ago i never understanded the joke

[@theresa.y5221]

0:33 is cool

[@georgecatling9799]

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@Guywithlegs]

Shut up bitch no one asked and I bet you suck on it anyways

[@senpaidipstickkun1519]

0:33 *guys on December 1st*

[@eunxia]

Senpai Dipstick kun ohhh I get it after November (no nuttttela November if u catch my drift)

[@Elemental_Bender]

I laughed at this #dirtyminded

[@Elemental_Bender]

@xxDeanette xx that means that "no nut November" is over😏

[@sushidoge3739]

... ew...

[@simonneversleeps9018]

Sweet Whip Right? Lol

[@FateeYT]

2:21 when the last day of school is over

[@valkat2392]

TxLz Fate Gaming this comment is so underrated 😂😂

[@jocs26]

Sad life :((((((((

[@kasialawson5365]

😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@maytevelez7138]

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🚫🚫🚫🚫😒😒😒

[@paulkeeley2959]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@rojeliocastro9733]

0:33 When it's finally December 1st

[@robinthepuppers7725]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@chrispchips34]

@TIMOTHY PETERSON hi

[@tenteno7294]

HAHAHAHA

[@ieatdriedblood7839]

:(

[@chrispchips34]

@@ieatdriedblood7839 hey whats up

[@Keianplays112]

I’ll always watch your videos Gojzer

[@ryantran6975]

4:50 Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good Mr. Stark i don’t feel so good

[@rivalrival8435]

HAHAHAHA

[@lyahowens806]

My bro was pissed when he seen all those spidey's he said he could have played with them

[@PlasmaAnims]

LOL!

[@duydo8411]

tao thay binh thuong ma haha

[@_badgerhoneysboba_3823]

*infinity war flashbacks when you cried at tom holland’s death*

[@Riley015z]

0:20 That is a crime with in it’s self 2:42 MONSTER! 🥺 (omg this is the most likes i have ever gotten 🥰)

[@Angelina-yq5sn]

I know right I'd eat all the Chupa chups in one day

[@Darkxtex]

Panda Mark 3000 omae wa mou shindeiru

[@null9817]

Panda Mark 3000 triggered sister

[@_abowlofcoke6553]

0:39 why am I enjoying the crispy sound!?

[@sebassharass]

Iphone is garbage

[@orangedrawz7209]

Cbas 420 ... ok?

[@the_pigs_have_rebelled]

Cbas 420 because it got crushed Non crushed ones are the best

[@the_pigs_have_rebelled]

周亞全 idk it made me cringe personally

[@shaquilleoatmeal614]

*c r i s p y*

[@jimjam5615]

I love this video soo much💗💗 So satisfying to watch 👍✨

[@joshs9949]

Wife- "Honey! Wheres the other half of our house?" Gojzer- **looks at shredder** "Well, uh...its.........um **scratches head** "I can explain."

[@thefamilyleak3781]

Josh S 😂

[@joshs9949]

@@mckenzies.7187 Right!? I guess because its satisfying to watch...

[@user-tu9fp2kw7y]

That one Lamborghini gets scratched

[@user-tu9fp2kw7y]

He shredded it

[@teresareese6706]

THAT WOULD BE ME

[@aidancottier8415]

3:17 that scared the hell out of me for a second

[@BngelKazam]

Na

[@paulwilliams5960]

SAME

[@star.779]

SLIMEY S was that real

[@silentcrow6602]

5:20

[@silentcrow6602]

And 3:35

[@MaxGavilanes]

Who watching this in 2024:🤗

[@Agnomewithagun44]

Everyone is watching in 2024 bro..💀

[@dontbegaybegae6721]

0:32 You won't last 5 minutes playing this game

[@akira-kun9637]

Maximillimnus betrayed us why r u supporting him btw it was just a joke lol

[@akira-kun9637]

And yes pewdiepie is racist and he sucks

[@theblandcharlie822]

Pornhub Ad

[@dontbegaybegae6721]

@@theblandcharlie822 lmao yep

[@sodalactose1418]

*0.128743 seconds later*

[@autumnmack2732]

"Where did the toilet seat go?!" "I shredded it"

[@ruffrabbit4920]

-SpaceLlama- quote of the day lamo

[@vincentgenobaten7273]

Hahahahahahahhahah😂😂😂 just cant stop laughing

[@ΑρεβικΤαρβερντιαν]

-SpaceLlama- lol

[@vincentgenobaten7273]

Wait! Its not the toilet seat if you shreaded the toilet seat it would have been bigger!! Its the toilet seat cover🤣😄😎

[@ΑρεβικΤαρβερντιαν]

VINCENT GENOBATEN Details but... you're totally right😂

[@whalefarmers663]

3:17 at first I thought it was a real hand

[@noluvjook4825]

Me too I was shook

[@violentplayer22]

Merklie bjørn

[@SanAntonioNewHomesForSale]

Jook 2104 dude me too

[@SqueekyBums]

You've clearly never seen toy story. Those spider man figures felt everything 😕

[@stylishalbalochi2687]

Morgan Savage hcmvol

[@idonttakels4427]

0:32 What Teachers think When a girl wheres no sleeves to school

[@forgottenaccount8484]

That’s kinda sus

[@RichyGrizz]

4:50 when you dont feel so good

[@mattdonnelly8774]

RichGrit don’t copy another comment sad

[@RichyGrizz]

didnt find a comment like that so... not sad?

[@verbalist4710]

I think he thinks you copied Mr. Stark i dont feel so good

[@iilumiiz6593]

That's pretty good 😂😂😂

[@minimuffin7399]

Too soon! 😭

[@SlavicWarrior-ni5oo]

0:32 is this appropriate for KZbin?

[@thiagodeIima]

Lol

[@jaydentoby1717]

Ewwwwwww are you dirty minded or something?

[@lexierussell3426]

Cool Zaidrian ew and why did you have to state that, can’t you just keep your thoughts to yourself, you have kids and a girlfriend/wife (I hope) at home 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♂️

[@peakysneaky5855]

wen no nut november is over be like XD

[@iJSPH]

It's just a Shampoo

[@angelaphsiao]

4:51 Spiderman: Into the Shredder-Verse

[@gokuldassrao]

Lol the netflix

[@cro.7081]

@@ly2680 OOH OOH OOH OOOOH

[@HermitPurple]

@@cro.7081 AY AY

[@cro.7081]

Kandy Plays OOH OOH OOH OOOH

[@chunkeymonkey3275]

You deserve a clap

[@ClaytoonZX]

4:50 Every Spider-Man villains' dream come true

[@nintendovcs11]

“Who is Spider-Man? He’s a Criminal that’s who he is!” kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zpm8mmmpZ9qip7ssi=T2fDv7HO3xpvIL9m

[@bruhmoment9012]

Mom: Wash the dishes Me: 6:46 there’s not going to be any dishes anymore

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

LOL

[@jeonjungkookie7492]

There's no dishes to clean KAREN!!!

[@tempesteu6334]

6:46 this is what i hear when my father is doing the dishes

[@poltergeist1105]

Lol u made me laugh

[@jynxysignhere7008]

Tempest Eu lmao

[@hismom5600]

Like he's never done them in his life😂

[@bodiegilliland4524]

My dad doesn’t do dishes

[@Love_bunny-cg6wp]

Lol

[@Jessica-lv1ug]

0:32 When you hittin it from the back and say "Creeper" and she moans back "Aw man"

[@xdharun8087]

Wtf bro

[@xvxpa]

Lol. 😂😂

[@yurxxo]

So way back in the mines

[@VampireWhoreSlutNightClub]

Lil Bugatti gotta pickaxe swinging from side to side

[@ItsNateLol]

@Bethani the Wolf no

[@stupidf0ck55]

0:32 - I thought of something else other than shampoo.

[@ultrite2696]

I’m a year late so it may be too late, but don’t put your dick in the shredder

[@wafflez4brainz]

this is my kingdom come

[@jgnlupaselawat]

0:33 *I am being ..? No I must think that wrong. Who else thought the same 'cause that goes hard man ;))*

[@RandomStando]

Tisya ho-Sakai Excuse MEEE! When your crush sends you a message

[@kateplaysrobloxyt2003]

Tisya ho-Sakai Excuse MEEE! I did too

[@jeremiahdarpino9272]

When yo crush say hi back

[@xtheredronin8189]

Yes dude I came to the comments looking for people who saw it too.

[@squishykinglover4548]

Tisya ho-Sakai Excuse MEEE! Me I was like oh lord

[@Caydee_shoenleben]

When mom finds out you snuck out of the house: 0:38

[@cassietavaranza9076]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@udialaura]

0:39

[@Melissa_Reynolds]

LOL

[@nicholascowling1406]

lol

[@nicholascowling1406]

😂😂😂😂

[@BigDoinkzC4]

I saw 0:33 and immediately went straight to the comments😂😂

[@hiimskehn5224]

Ummm IDK SAME

[@Unbl0cked0]

Same

[@MetroTurboIsMyyoutubeChannel]

Yooo same😂

[@sabasgt]

SAMEEEEEEE

[@dedchannel7133]

Ummm IDK Me too xD

[@joabbott8845]

0:33 relatable

[@I_ChaosZenith_I]

Aww hell nah man

[@larryfine6940]

Very relatable

[@valerie7adler]

@@larryfine6940 oh!!

[@user-mx5gg6fh2t]

Всегда

[@misspetty9974]

0:39 When your mom asked you to see your phone-

[@sau287]

Trash Panda your profile pic is golden

[@picklesaregood7140]

Agreed that's how I always feel

[@theearthisflat1296]

0:32 what the stuff on your phone causes

[@Pizza_luvrr]

😂

[@kkkgggkkkkgggg777]

TheEarth IsFlat 😂😂lol

[@critterhandstand8965]

1:37 when you let out a fart you held in all day

[@alaynac1610]

Jakeys Mod 😂😂

[@crock6108]

XDDD

[@srinithiramaiah5874]

I think it should be 7:40

[@shovelknight9417]

Jakeys Mod 😂

[@srinithiramaiah5874]

Edit: 13:12

[@ex_kielordaniel4025]

3:21 i had just a mini heart attack Edit:Omg thanks for the 137 likes

[@chinchilla_fandoms9500]

EX_KIEL ORDANIEL Yeah I thought it was a real hand!

[@Lxmix336]

11:44 That scared my heart out for a second there... Great Video! 🤩

[@zolee3199]

8:47 R.I.P. Spongebob

[@cekosifonio3765]

poor spongebob

[@mehejabinmaya8741]

Its his house

[@rodrigogomes4532]

Rip x😩

[@user-lj8jv5zq9l]

ZoliMineGame D:

[@printix9496]

Ohhhhh I get the joke

[@klcc4fcl]

50% about the video 60% about 0:32 Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@klcc4fcl]

@@driellx6640 joke lol

[@ruusmc]

Um that would mean it has a total of 110%, chance 50 to 40 or 60 to 50. Also I think this was a joke idk.

[@awsp3r]

Can you do math?

[@urmaker899]

Your math is blowing my mind

[@swikzacnl1657]

@@klcc4fcl Okay 110% :D

[@mai242]

The hand one scared the crap out of me😂

[@xwnchstrx]

_Curly_queen_ ikr😂

[@darkantifan2914]

I thought it was real for half a second and got so scared!

[@jessicasanders4785]

_Curly_queen_ IKR XD

[@Queen-ln5hp]

_Curly_queen_ OMG IKR? My heart sunk 😖

[@TheActualKingOfRailfanning]

What I do with my homework Step 1: 11:31 Step 2: 11:37

[@kimitsu_san]

how to actually deal with homework step 1: 11:31 step 2: 0:33

[@v6zg]

@@kimitsu_san OHH NAHHH

[@kiznaiver2990]

8:31 Shaggy:"this is what happens when you eat all the Scooby snacks Scoob"

[@GHRANDE]

RUH ROH! AAAHHHHHHHH-

[@ranopathano8778]

I like dark humour but holy fuck

[@ARREMCCANALOFICAL]

Fuck-

[@TrickyPJM752]

That’s dark

[@kittyqveen3249]

Lol

[@regioseanjerwindemesa1474]

4:50 "we don't feel so good"

[@gaybacon8260]

My suicide attempts in a few seconds practically summed up

[@GayBrain]

@@gaybacon8260 Are you doing okay, man?

[@gaybacon8260]

@@GayBrain yeah, i guess? My parents are putting me into counseling.. 😑🔫

[@GayBrain]

@@gaybacon8260 Well I hope you get an actual therapist soon. Maybe, somewhere out there, there's this one guy/gal that'd really help you, so I hope you stay and grow strong.

[@gaybacon8260]

@@GayBrain I'm not sure how long i can last but i guess I'll try Edit: because if i cut wrong I'll be dead, not the other thing... I don't want to tell you everything sooo ima stfu

[@jayden3269]

4:55 “ Mr stark. I don’t feel so good”

[@lin5670]

Jaydw 💀💀💀💀💀

[@sicksadworld765]

XD

[@Naulisgood]

"the end game"

[@tyson-k3r]

*we

[@kairelbagares]

Jaydw only true marvel fans would know

[@felipovisk972]

14:13 this guy have *nothing* to lose....

[@nayomigarcia2169]

0:32 When your home alone and you got that felling

[@mightycraft5358]

Lmao😂😂

[@RandomGuy-mt1cz]

OOOOOH that feeling

[@RealTateMoment]

Wow lol

[@brycer1331]

i dont get it

[@mightycraft5358]

@@brycer1331 If ur dirty mind you wud get it

[@LeviArmand]

3:17 Who else thought that was his real hand?

[@michaelloebe4906]

Levi Armand my fatass thought it was lasagna lol

[@LeviArmand]

@@michaelloebe4906 wow

[@nikkih626]

levi armand meh lol

[@lewisrowley6793]

No one

[@LeviArmand]

@@lewisrowley6793 Someone.

[@psychologisthira5844]

9:54 The voice seems like the machine is eating up the watermelon.😁

[@gachacupcakes967]

Littery

[@shovelknight9417]

Literally eating the watermelon

[@Alex-fe1wq]

Hira Asif its actually a sound/noise

[@shovelknight9417]

@@Alex-fe1wq It's satisfying

[@vindex5764]

Just waste...

[@audrabonfiglio451]

Bro was destroying everything in his house just for content 😂

[@Ball_licker1]

He probably earns alot of money off KZbin so he has the money to buy the stuff in these videos. Also its probably a good way to get rid of unused things too.

[@ramennoodlesokur7561]

8:48 *Spongebob has left the chat*

[@theundergrowth4605]

Hahaahhahahahahahah

[@monky3387]

More like *spongebob left the house( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@vikaspatil7453]

Subscribe To Me For A Cookie yet so l56d7y5ap4i5kti

[@nacenacenace]

0:32 when it's December 1st

[@orakun3536]

well of course *yours* would be that color, aids boy

[@OK-md4ty]

Made my day bro

[@gabbysiler6757]

My day his been made😁😂

[@ethantorrijos]

ora kun wtf ?

[@nacenacenace]

@Lelandus wow really I'm pretty sure people don't bust fat nuts on December 1st

[@omairshaikhh]

0:32 Me on 1st December.

[@zeexrevenge6219]

Lmaaaoa you a nasty boi

[@naenaemister5048]

Omair Shaikh that’s how I want to die

[@vazloo8940]

Lel

[@henrythyrum9891]

0:32 too much Mia Khalifa

[@lapisproductions2.049]

All of us

[@masonjensen7178]

Shampoo got a little to exited

[@AbheekIsSuper]

AYO!

[@НадеждаНесмеяна]

Every single time I watch this I can't help thinking how easily this machine can absorb a whole human

[@lildeskchair8026]

@@trevorarkana You scare me.

[@lojayn356]

Saaaaaaaaame and I think about what if I want a lollipop and then 🥴

[@pacoluigi]

Надежда Несмеяна i am now depressed thank you

[@jackthissell8202]

I can’t help but think that you are getting some ideas

[@smartaleckduck4135]

Me: Stick your hand in it. Me to me: No! Why! Me to me to me: because.

[@ltk_xv72]

0:32 When Alabama cousins see each other

[@wocksippin]

Omgggg lol

[@ragecrimson5006]

Cum lol

[@EpicMinecraftFail]

@@ragecrimson5006 r/thatsthejoke

[@davided.2204]

Probably one of the best comments I've read today, well done sir

[@Anonymous44818]

Lawlzinator 4/10

[@tocagunie171]

3:17 i thought it was real!🤣

[@sweetiewony1804]

Yess!mee too

[@tatumlinz6065]

It actually looks like his hand

[@siofrakeenan8305]

Same

[@gayboi0188]

Same,it looked real for a second

[@mensurabay91]

Me to

[@o.o.o3219]

I've literally spent the last 15 minutes looking for the "when 0:33 happens to me my nuts: ahh! Feeling soooooo goood" ninja gamer comment

[@o.o.o3219]

20 now

[@o.o.o3219]

Fuck it i give up

[@survivioplayer5019]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXq2ZYWbr6ymh5I&lc=UgzclZShzDeRIvtxGTt4AaABAg

[@smellyboiplayz2463]

13:45 sounds like a ticket counter at Chuck-e-cheeses 😂

[@chunkeymonkey3275]

We Dont have chuck e cheese where I live 😕😔

[@chunkeymonkey3275]

@TD OZLX 1 Uk

[@mrdj7408]

@@chunkeymonkey3275 same sad times

[@chunkeymonkey3275]

@@mrdj7408 ikr

[@lc8339]

Not really

[@rovertronic]

0:33 *December 1st, 12:00 AM*

[@tajdoesgamesyt3478]

Rovert aaaaa

[@theosnemesis7997]

*destroy dick*

[@God-th1me]

Dec 1st is actually my bday lol

[@bbill_cipherir8245]

@Pertilyne's life gurl don't comment on them it will ruin ya innocence P 3 P

[@marialira0208]

Woops broke my dick after slaping it too hard

[@willweck3240]

0:33 when a girl passes you in the hallway and accidentally brushes your leg

[@AA-kv7zm]

Weck Weck only some will get this but holy crap how you store that much in there?😂

[@willweck3240]

RandomPerson lmaooo

[@CypressBerry]

Weck Weck truuuu

[@afmemeti5153]

Weck Weck dg

[@afmemeti5153]

Weck Weck x

[@oliviachampagne1055]

Brother: Hey wanna play fifa? Me: sure Brother: i can’t find it. I can’t find my controller either Me: 😶

[@mightycraft5358]

Lol

[@jackthissell8202]

Lol

[@supdocgodzila3499]

Lol

[@theholytaco7682]

Lol

[@technoblade2928]

Lol

[@kumaola8877]

4:30 kinda sounds like collecting coins in temple run

[@ananoariana1238]

Kuma Ola it does

[@kateschannel7806]

Ikr

[@dustinasmr8116]

Ja hahahaha

[@Lqnkd]

This had me dead

[@Brand0n3500Official]

LMAO

[@OttoOhlberger]

0:32 only me that get a dirty mind of watching that?

[@lpsglittergirl3186]

Noodle Opps you’re not the only one😂

[@shirosocool2938]

Its looks like you know stuff

[@idalygamarra2337]

Noodle Opps I did too

[@松橋優仁]

Noodle Opps バカ

[@futurerobot25]

How do you know tho??? HmmMmM...

[@aryatalathi4890]

80percent people are upset because the things they want just shredded 😂

[@aryatalathi4890]

Nutella😬

[@jeffreymencken2883]

3:17 this scare anyone else

[@vaguebh]

For like 1 second

[@rainingrockamazing2328]

Yeah it did for me I thought it was his actual hand lol

[@crayonmusicvideos1978]

Yes

[@ReneeAH-2008]

jeffrey mencken yep

[@gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461]

S h a m e i feel your disappointment in that profile pic

[@leogurkan]

Am i the only one who went straight to the comments after 0:32 😂

[@yesirrrupchurchfanyesirrr5648]

Yeah lol

[@FlushedMoji]

N U T

[@realchronal]

Very very very big hentai nut moment

[@wyattandrew438]

Yeah that’s me

[@matthewtremel7491]

Same

[@deusexmaximum8930]

11:53 holy shit, I knew these machines were strong, but I didn't know they were *that* strong!

[@yeetensberg]

Jason Wheneger nigga beat a diamond sword like its a gold sword

[@ZaniteKnuckles]

Minecraft fans will be triggered.

[@jennsevengill4375]

No !!!!

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Jason Wheneger it beat DIAMOND

[@badcompany00]

Shredder: **ompf nompf** I don’t care it took you years to find diamonds I’m hungry

[@darylstepan5221]

Unbelievable how often he gets his hands as close as he does!! Almost surreal it’s so dangerous!

[@kevintodd392]

He is a professional, just so you know. He knows what he's doing.

[@Ilkaygundogoat]

5:27 when I know the answer but I don’t get called on

[@magicmelanie9514]

Underrated

[@xpxnchyx]

LMAO STTOOOOP

[@angelakamens1024]

Ha me to

[@uriah9645]

LMFAOO 😂

[@eri_anime8113]

True

[@namikaze.-5140]

4:51 “ Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good”

[@ross-yg7cs]

*THANOS CRUSHER*

[@friskybisexual9206]

Stark... .... Dont mind me Just being in love with game of thrones

[@namikaze.-5140]

Well it could be “Mr. Stark we don’t feel so good”

[@hannahkelly5397]

I'm pissed about this!!!!!

[@hannahkelly5397]

I'm a HUGE fan of marvel!!! I don't think that was a joke!

[@kennethlingad]

4:50 spooderman party

[@sexythanos4548]

kennethlingad No its Orgy

[@johnko5577]

5:01 YEET

[@ae2049]

Only 3 survives

[@normalguy729]

William roberts channel machine almost broke

[@10만유튜버-h4o]

ㅋㅋㅋ

[@michaeltipton5500]

The kids would love one of these for Christmas.

[@tracyalayna7079]

5:19 when I don’t get a toy in my Happy Meal

[@sky7berry]

xD

[@kaishoulddoasmrwhiledrawin6804]

Was this meant to be funny?

[@cynthiahawthorne290]

Hallelujah you just said the truth

[@kreationkat9410]

same

[@ashleyhixson4212]

[insert username here] screw you happy meal

[@mintichan9683]

0:34: *when you can’t get your shampoo out of the bottle 💀*

[@kpmfishy5537]

ṀḭṆṮḭ ḈḧḀṆ when a girl touches your leg on no nut november

[@Ty-dq5fi]

@@kpmfishy5537 😂😂

[@littlstarzz]

The struggle

[@laxughter1159]

@@kpmfishy5537 wow you copied this.

[@mintichan9683]

Y’all got me weak with these comments 🤣

[@memergodatlovingcheese2215]

0:47 one like one rip for controller

[@Black_Hawk.C]

Rip

[@isrral1583]

50 dollars wasted

[@apenation645]

Meh it was a Xbox controller who cares

[@memergodatlovingcheese2215]

Honestly I agree x box 1 is important you can play fortnite

[@joshuateale1378]

Ape Nation not even an Xbox controller😂😂😂

[@S3C0ND0]

Introverts, Women, gamers and kids watching some of these: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@Jarc590]

3:18 scared the hell out of me! Thought his arm got caught in the machine.

[@xxxwatermelonfoxdoggiicool4363]

HOLY SHIT

[@carljohnsonGSF]

Oh god let me out

[@alinahussain4333]

Donna Harris sameee

[@lojayn356]

Omfg same i got scared

[@NatureLover-zr9iz]

omfg

[@admiralsensei7147]

00:32 when you suddenly touch a leg of a girl😂

[@MrCarGuyMalone]

😂😂😂

[@spilledtea1640]

I am shook.

[@GR3EN.G1Rl]

XD LMAO

[@dylz3451]

Wow

[@AAGacha]

I'm offended

[@jiminypickleton]

0:50: Me mom I got a new video game! Mom:

[@darklordsoma]

Lmao

[@Pikachu-fc2ij]

Lol

[@theimposter_5]

Yep, that’s my dad XD

[@alexe1229]

My life story

[@random_rblxeditor7962]

“Dad, where did all my stuff go-?”

[@abbietrainer5277]

6:46 the noise when you drop something in the kitchen at 3am

[@chris-bz9uh]

LOL!

[@SlimothyJimothy621]

So true

[@mrsabagaming9326]

Things not thing

[@varietydelle5253]

@@mrsabagaming9326 it's thing

[@urmomisemo123]

LOL IM WEEZING