TOP 100 Funniest Mortal Kombat X Funny Intro Dialogues 2019 Edition

[@MKIceAndFire]

Here are the Top 100 (In No Particular Order) Funniest MKX Intros! MK11 Funny Intros - kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3-0ZaZmopeaqqs

[@Spideybro213]

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[@chiavansalam6908]

U forgot Kenshi: mine is sento what do you call yours? Leather face: AAAUUGHHH And Erron black: nice to meet a fellow Texan Leather face: AAAAUUGGGHHH

[@MrBlack252]

Raiden: "I sense confusion." Sonya: "You're gonna sense my boot in your as..." Raiden: "SONYA BLADE!"

[@dumitrelcojocariu3479]

"I will not tolerate hostility!"

[@yizharabraham6190]

I like this one it's very Clever

[@battlefields2mine]

"Betch lemme finish this or i will finish you for elder god"

[@rymreaper]

Replace t with b in boot

[@FeralSimp2005]

It's like a parent dealing with a moody teen 😂😂

[@EpicGP22]

Takeda: "I never consider you an enemy" Kitana: "I never consider you at all" Takeda: "Now that's just hurtful"

[@MasterCheese2552]

2:47

[@Chaoticevil25]

And the way he said it. He genuinely sound hurt.

[@Sektorface]

That's why no one likes Kitana

[@Aex89]

​@@Sektorface is this mileena's alt😂

[@LOLMAN9538]

Liu Kang: "METAL FOOL!!!" Triborg: "I am physically superior." Liu Kang: "So, it's robotic down there, too..."

[@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б]

And they say 11 has the best Liu Kang...

[@David9413]

This and the Erron-Jacqui one at 2:07 are probably my favourites. The dry delivery of "Now you have a problem." gets me every time.

[@sinistralhydra]

​@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6бMK9-X Liu Kang feels more like an actual character. It's great.

[@keywayjahtruell5807]

EB: "I have a problem" JB: "Your peepee hurts?" EB: "Now you have a problem" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zerophantom3115]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@corvuszeta6389]

I love how at least 80% of these are Johnny Cage.

[@timothyforklift4929]

Mr. Anonymous NOOB

[@corvuszeta6389]

I’m a noob? What does that make you? A newborn?

[@lion_pulse]

@@timothyforklift4929 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NURSE

[@zmpjacksoncomics2077]

And the rest cassie

[@alicharafx1325]

I love how people keep saying I love how

[@TuberTheBunny]

12:04 Johnny: "Hey Mac" Ermac: "We will end you" Johnny: ""We"? Is your mother joining us?" That one got me laughing, ngl

[@theorochi534]

Ermac still has my favorite intro in this game against their mirror

[@usboko73]

You meant his speed talking?

[@lukethelegend9705]

wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks

[@erdemuykan9219]

Ermac has eminem soul inside him and also my favorite mirror is quan chi

[@venomdagamer2723]

We are many We are many more We are many moretimesinfintyplusinfitynopaybacks

[@venomdagamer2723]

I did not know Ermac had humor!

[@ggn3]

Missing this one with Jacqui and Takeda. Takeda: Lets not do this. Jacqui Briggs: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground? Takeda: Okay, let's do this.

[@Hideyer]

Also missed this Alien: REEEEEEEE Other alien: growl

[@Larrydx5013]

@@Hideyer im pretty sure Alien doesnt go "REEEEEEEE"

[@Heavens_Gate_op]

WRYYYYY@@Larrydx5013

[@ayanataylor5344]

​@Larrydx5013 it's more like "ReeeREEE"

[@MercenaryPine9]

“Ooh, you like de tasty feesh yaaa” Cassie was at her peak in humor in this game 😭

[@BlueBlur-Ob1]

It's either German or Canadian.

[@anaxemurderer5094]

I don’t see what’s funny about it , kinda corny

[@TYreLL0416]

@@anaxemurderer5094Like your comment

[@ayanataylor5344]

I was dying bruh

[@mexxhan5981]

​@@anaxemurderer5094That's the point. She spoke in an intentionally bad Swedish accent

[@phantomcakes4546]

I love the one with leather face Leather face: *scary noises* Johnny: What's that on your fa OOH.

[@kedish]

I think it was the best one

[@CockroachJesus]

I also like how he say 'OOH' after lowering his foot to see his face.

[@Larrydx5013]

@phantomcakes4546 Leatherface: *fires up his chainsaw* Johnny Cage: what's that on your fa- UGGHH!!!👀🤣

[@Bazooka..]

☠️💀

[@bluefootwalking]

"Gonna stab you with my....knife" "That's not a noif!" "Got ya to say it!" As an Aussie, I love this one!

[@DragonSilverlight]

I need to ask, how the HELL do you survive spider season?

[@stitch3486]

​@@DragonSilverlightthey are just better survivors than horror victims

[@DragonSilverlight]

@@stitch3486 that’s true.

[@kristriestogamesometimes]

Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage Johnny Cage: Did you bring cupcakes? Quan Chi: No. Death.

[@abohsukampret]

Johnny Cage: "I WANT A CUPCAKE!"

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Good ending: Quan chi did bring cupcakes 🧁

[@BarsusDraco]

​@@insertcreativenamehere242Bad ending: Quan Chi actually brought death with him and killed Johnny

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

@@BarsusDraco worst ending: Quan Chi did bring cupcakes but ate them in front of Johnny and then killed him

[@TheSoullessImmortal]

@@insertcreativenamehere242 That monster!! >:(

[@XardionZ]

One of my personal favorites that you missed: Tremor: “I enjoy your movies.” Cage: “They’re good, aren’t they?” Tremor: “I will enjoy _this_ more.”

[@theyoshigamer2958]

Honestly didn’t have to destroy Kano like that QChi: Why have we never done buisness Kano: Didn’t want to end up a zombie QChi: It might increase your intelligence

[@lisalisa1778]

A burn for a life time LOL

[@PokéJolt50]

Johnny: "Oh, look, a robot!" Triborg: "Earthrealm's clown." Johnny: "Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?" Best one in the game.

[@djwaynorth899]

Cassandra Cage is a whole mood.

[@KidaMilo89]

Zoomer mood

[@JF59122]

Love her

[@michaeloverton04]

6:53, The best part is you can still do the face eating fatality on predator.

[@twilightanimate9893]

I wish she could do it on ugly characters I hate. Never the less; it’s predator!

[@tedioussugar384]

Ermac’s mirror match FTW “We are many.” “We are many more.” “Wearemanymoreinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks”

[@GunslingerLv]

Finally I can understand it😅

[@JF59122]

😂

[@خالدغزواني-م6ه]

Bro was like usjehrjsuehsnehuejss

[@Scp--op7ub]

1:34 that was a perfect reference

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

From what if I may ask

[@oof8493]

@@IluminousOne-9.7.2 the original predator movie

[@Alcatraz1289]

1:42 destroys everything 🤣🤣

[@Invierno1224]

8:21 Sektor: Cassandra Cage Cassie: I'm being harassed by a toaster. Sektor: You will be Incinerated. Best intro ever!😂

[@Patricio4Christ]

Cassie has a point. It's lousy to have a stalker.

[@Omintyr]

Its gonna make her toasty

[@t-greenrock404]

One I NEVER see: Kenshi: “Care to test me?” Sub-Zero: “I too wield a sword.” Kenshi: “Yes. Made of ice.”

[@Vxxde]

“Oh you like the tasty fish, yea for sure”.

[@dusanradin5868]

My favourite.

[@goofy_ahh_kan]

0:22 i like how Raiden in fact didn't tolerate her hostility and starts talking while she was talking.

[@Bazooka..]

Erron Black: “I suggest you hit the trail.” Triborg: “Your toys can not harm me.” Erron Black: “My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit.” ☠️

[@oziasdixon6891]

Cassie: seen a lot in your day Kotal: I've survived many wars Cassie: then you heard of the b slap Me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zooch3057]

I've actually gotten that one before seeing this vid

[@CSpringer205]

4:43 Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage. Johnny: Did you bring cupcakes? Quan Chi: No... Death.

[@Angie2343]

QC's voice actor probably had to do this in several takes, to avoid breaking character and laughing.

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stitch3486]

Johnny: hey mac Ermac: we will end you Jhonny: we, is your mother joining us? Best one

[@ramenconsumism]

Mileena: Repulsive Human! JC: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive Mileena: Who told you this?! Sub-Zero: Kano

[@Nathan-nw3oc]

6:53 *Predator Growls* Mileena: Your face is too repulsive to eat 😭

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Reptile: "Your mind powers..." Kenshi: "What of them?" Reptile: "Exactly."

[@33mohitkumarsingh59]

9:56 is perfect

[@RuSosan]

7:51 Ooooh shit, Kano got burned to death before the kombat even begun! xD

[@Pyromancy608]

9:19 Who was expecting Liu to ever say that word

[@dbevans1328]

MKX and MK9 were legends

[@SindelScreams24]

And mk11

[@MasterrangerABR]

@@SindelScreams24 at least when it came to the intros.

[@ethantheperson757]

9:48 is the best part

[@kaguramasarap9762]

2:47 was hilarious

[@lukethelegend9705]

Erron: I have a problem. Jaqui: Your peepee hurts? Erron: Now YOU have a problem.

[@jordanbrooks9136]

The Cage's bringing the humour.

[@nerdjunior9924]

Can we all agree that Johnny Cage was the GOAT for intros in MKX?

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

Agree😎

[@GrandmasterDevo]

MK11 too. And probably MK1 when it's here.

[@ShawnLevasseur]

3:23 R.I.P. Bill Paxton

[@dbevans1328]

Nobody: Bo Rai' Cho: 1:37

[@viserhi9858]

😭😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@jasoncummings7]

He's not wrong.

[@jun.k5736]

Liu kang: "please close your mouth Mileena: "I'll not be silenced Liu kang: " that's not what i meant Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joannestealey4482]

Ok what did he mean then

[@joannestealey4482]

@@thegamingcook785 oh

[@Rvc546]

@@thegamingcook785 Na, she thought he wants her to shut up and not speak because she's a woman.

[@therealckb]

13:03 give this man his ice cubes

[@brokenkill4552]

7:02 you'll get my foot in yo

[@flamesamurai6315]

Liu Kang: Metal fool. Triborg: I believe physically superior. Liu Kang: So, it's robotic down THERE, too?

[@llSuperSnivyll]

That's something I'd expect Johnny to say.

[@reaperfoxproductions]

0:20 i love how raiden interupts sonya in the middle of here dialogue😂

[@John_Video_guy]

9:47 one of my personal favorites

[@takeoutant9839]

7:44 first time I heard Cassie being serious ngl

[@beckyawiti6964]

When Johnny Cage says 'It's game over man' Alien was meant to look like he was crying in defeat not roaring.

[@masterdaniel9665]

7:24 i cant get over this one haha Kano: What are you eyeing me for? Johnny: So there's ice cream in outworld, chubby?

[@LandontheHedgehog]

Ermac 1: We are many Ermac 2: We are many more Ermac 1: Wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks Jesus, I never laughed so hard XD

[@jdgodlygg7555]

Takeda: i never considered you as a enemy Katana: i never considered you at all Takeda: well thats just hurtful

[@SidneyMosley]

Might as well have said "Best of Johnny & Cassie Cage"

[@itznotcam0016]

13:43 The Best one so far😂

[@luisdiaz4646]

Lol he didn't have to do him like that 😂

[@alexheller2144]

"Torr, finally kill Ferra?" gave me WHIPLASH oh my lord

[@peytonreed937]

Whys that

[@omegadragon9524]

@@peytonreed937 The joke is Jason wears a mask and is tall, like Torr. Tanya must've thought the girl killed in Jason's intro was Ferra

[@Demonbloxplays]

0:10 Ermac has the best mirror match intro, cant say otherwise

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

How to piss off Mileena: 10:34 to 10:41 😂

[@carolinejonesy2681]

Funnier is that he actually said pretty much the same in mk11.

[@hameedsultan701]

"oh yahh you like the tastieeee fish sure" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@josecunotps6172]

6:57 I prefer this version of Jax over the current Jax in this game

[@battlefields2mine]

Carl Weather make it better

[@izellyz]

ain’t no way the ermac one is real 😭

[@cosmiclegend5050]

9:14 Me: PS5 has no Equal!!! My Brother: XBOX ONE S is far Superior!!! Me: Asshole😡

[@kavishgehani1248]

That's fucking relatable

[@thedrunkencoffeeman3554]

My favorite intro by far 0:53

[@jaythekid5137]

Nobody: Johnny Cage:1:28

[@John_Video_guy]

1:28

[@xx_fr4ctured_ascr4ck_xx36]

Cookie medic

[@WinduRicardoedits]

Best Dialogue imo 0:17 Ermac 0:40 Triborg 0:59 Johnny Cage 1:05 then 1:09 Cassie Cage 1:29 Johnny Cage 1:37 Bo rai cho 1:43 then 1:47 Kenshi 1:56 Johnny Cage 2:51 Kitana 2:58 then 3:01 Johhny Cage 3:11 Carl Weathers 4:00 Cassie Cage 5:25 Johnny Cage 6:41 Johnny Cage 6:46 Johnny Cage 7:03 Carl Weathers 7:13 Kano 8:28 Cassie Cage 8:39 Quan Chi 8:50 Bo rai cho 9:04-9:10 Bo rai cho 9:20 Liu Kang 10:43 then 10:47 Sonya Blade 11:05 Kano 11:23 Kano 11:35 Johnny Cage 13:07 then 13:09 Sub-Zero 13:48 Jax 14:07 Kenshi 14:24 then 14:26 Erron Black 14:30 then 14:32 Johnny Cage

[@Unfeelingghost0]

“My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit.”

[@ZayToDiffrent]

So, Johnny Cage?

[@EVISCERGHUUL]

'barking up the wrong tree, sister' this is funnier to me after learning that kung jin is confirmed to be gay

[@Patricio4Christ]

"Blindness has its benefits." I now wonder whether being deaf has its benefits, too. Lol.

[@mangobrasi4127]

This was why i loved MKX it was RAW....not even gon lie 11 gotta show me sum pure rawness

[@randomguy8863]

7:12, I agree with Kano

[@MatthewWalthers]

Me

[@blazmobabbins1006]

2:06 i love this one so much

[@Guardforce4951]

11:32 the cranky frog lol

[@dylanb3882]

Takeda:I never considered you an enemy Kitana:I never considered you at all 💀 💀

[@GloballCosmeticallyIntenseVoid]

7:03 I LOVE THIS ONEEE

[@Mkiceandfire001]

Got something for you !!!...TM!!...🎮..

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I wish these were still in Mortal Kombat 1. The only way to hear lines is setting up matches, and you can't hear them in towers to hear more of them more naturally over time like before😭

[@S_.4578]

Jax: the hells going on here Ferra-torr: Ferra-torr want your eyes Jax:You will get my foot in your as.🤣

[@S117M4sterChief]

Jacqui: We gonna throw down? Cassie: We could do each other’s hair. Jacqui: Not as much fun

[@averyperry7234]

10:47 DAMN SONYA LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Crimina1Crimina169]

9:20 Liu saying "Asshole" is so unexpected from him 😂

[@AmondoDazz]

I knew the Cages would make half this list! 🤣

[@markgithini8849]

When I approach a fine girl The girl: 1:36

[@joandarc441]

Why does Mk X has more dialogues than Injustice 2???

[@downwardspiral1319]

There was a voice actor strike going on during injustice 2’s development

[@joandarc441]

@@downwardspiral1319 what you mean??

[@downwardspiral1319]

@@joandarc441 There was a voice actor strike that happened back in 2016-2017 about how voice actors for video games were getting payed. This affected many gaming companies, one of those being WB games, the guys that help with mortal Kombat and injustice

[@joandarc441]

@@downwardspiral1319 ohhh no wonder Injustice 2 dialogues don't connect or does not make sense

[@isaygiggity182]

yeah in injustice they’re mostly just reused with no remorse

[@jadenchapple2080]

5:32 love the reference

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

MK11, Goro still owes Johnny sunglasses and Sheeva refuses to pay

[@Br-kc2jy]

12:12 This is my favourite

[@rmlb_340_ph]

STOP IT!

[@therealgooseman2358]

I love how this game implies that Alien, and Crocodile Dundee exist in the MK universe

[@boykisserreal]

"Repulsive Human!" "Sleeping with Baraka is.. Repulsive" "WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!" One of my favourite lines

[@daviddrban6090]

1:24 BEST ONE😂😂😂

[@Cold-Blooded.1]

Exactly😂😂😂😂

[@ThatBoyElroy]

Ermac: we are many Other ermac: we are many more Ermac: *speaks gibberish

[@zooch3057]

WE ARE MANY MORE PLUS INFINITY TIMES INFINITY NO PAYBACKS

[@daphnesoucy2049]

FINALLY SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT IT

[@EGGPLAYUH420j9]

I love watching the characters have a nice talk and then they proceed to try kill each other

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

11:55 I'm so glad they actually put something in related to his sexuality instead of just slapping the label on him and calling it a day. This is how you write gay characters people, take notes

[@Shawnossofunny2]

it’s not that deep

[@mrstickanimator527]

It's really not that deep

[@Bigguy2345]

Or maybe he just isn't interested? Not everyone has to be gay.

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

@@Bigguy2345 Except it's confirmed he's gay

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

We are many... We are many more... We are manymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks. Ermac is cultured. I miss him already

[@treytat1]

“Johnny Cage, I have found you!” “Did you bring cupcakes?🥹” Killed me.😂😂

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Damn, looking at these I'm sad that Takeda didn't make it into MK11

[@normaefird9579]

10:03 You totally slept with him, *didn't ya*

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

Got em LOL

[@ShovelFighter12]

2:31 Turn on auto captions. "Little piggy needs to fart?"

[@probablyheathermason]

ShovelFighter12 lmao

[@Justin-A-Carter]

LOL That was superb!!!

[@Monke_073]

Lmao

[@wolfamadeus6932]

🤣

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WOW CAPTIONS ARE INSOLENT

[@hackcat7150]

0:12 is the best and funny so fast

[@joshuarios3893]

Quan chi: I've found u Johnny cage Cage: do u bring cupcakes 😂😂

[@jamiekirby2620]

NO DEATH

[@joshuarios3893]

Then proceeds to get punched in the nuts

[@sonicghostbustergames9907]

5:27 1992 MK reference, nice...

[@dbevans1328]

WEAREMANYMOREINFINITYYOURMOMSGAYTOOAPPLE

[@solohunter5777]

I see you in Super's videos!

[@sedlyholmes3722]

0:16 dude got bars

[@somehowabot37382]

One of ermacs souls was Eminem