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[@1vixen1]

Yooooooo the keyboard one had me cryinggggg lolllll. I thought they were speaking german at first and then i realized they were giving the review from the keyboard lolllllllll its genius

[@finallyunsure4322]

Thx for this, for real I spent too long trying to figure out what was going on😅 I'm trapped in the 'just one more video' loop and too brain dead to think.

[@1vixen1]

@@finallyunsure4322 😂😂😂 totally understand. Happy to help 😊

[@RosheenQuynh]

I still have no idea what was said lol

[@goseone412]

Yeah same 😂😂😂

[@antoinefallie50]

😂🤣😂

[@sm0tzgaming]

The ball one took me out 😭😭

[@user-po9nf9cf2i]

Lol same💀

[@GarnetsWeb]

I'll let yall know if I see that beach ball around my state 💀😂

[@oliviafaye3404]

Sameeeee

[@maymay022]

ikrrr im deaddd

[@iamaloser666]

The “legend has it...” part 😭😭😭😭

[@haleyanne86]

The Ouija board review..."I tried to summon satan and my mom appeared..." 🤣😂

[@Equinerhael]

Should have been a 5 star review.

[@Holderman-lj2rw]

You didn’t know the female queen of demons was a mother figure? Lol. That’s why it’s confused for being the other thing . But if your mom showed up it means there is something you need to hear

[@ebriebatts7211]

Yo I laughed way too hard on this one 😂😂

[@NVLostSoulz]

LMAOO

[@tosinmcboy]

Yo I laughed way too hard on this one 😂😅

[@Wolfbane382]

13:16 That is me! It's a running joke between my husband and me. Because I've always got headphones on. He told me one afternoon "You wear your headphones so much, if the house blew up, you'd still be sitting at your computer desk. Only to take your headphones off, looking around, and go "Ummm. What happened to the house?" LOL XD

[@krystinkiley9586]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Alonzo has the most infectious laughing face in his video thumbnails! 😂

[@SeptemberHQ]

omg yes. as soon as he starts laughing i start laughing too.

[@angiecat845]

Alonzo's thumbnails make me want to know what made him make that face. Never disappointed.

[@yomyusernameis]

Yes

[@fire_ant_187x7]

Yeah he does

[@amandablack4986]

He really does

[@Still_prettyyy]

“It’s by Ry-UHNN”🤣🤣🤣

[@Lorianne191]

I was literally scrolling to see if anybody else heard that 😂

[@Stephanie-qm8rp]

I was just about to comment about that Haha

[@bellaparker2291]

Fr lmao😭💀💀💀

[@killakelz3365]

Wait where was this at?😂

[@Stephanie-qm8rp]

Kelz Babyee Somewhere in the beginning I think

[@cassandralemley8112]

Alonzo: "I dont even know if Indiana is a state" Me: "Get an ATLAS!" 😂😂😂

[@nailsarelife]

"And 2,878 criminals found this helpful!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@dash_rabbit]

Oh, hells. Just launched into a shoulder shaking, silent laugh-cry over the keyboard debacle. 🤣🤣🤣

[@keirajohnson5485]

Why is it funny???

[@CatLover-93]

Same yo!!! I laughed so hard I had to go pee. Hahahahhh

[@petalpusher]

Eleven minutes into the video and I'm scrolling comments, see this, and it finally hits me. 🤣

[@LucyAdroit]

@@keirajohnson5485 They're writing the review from that keyboard

[@Raepostedit]

I live in Indiana and we are in stage 5 cause our governor is on his shit

[@beanboozled3484]

* I live in Indiana * "I didn't even know if Indiana is a state"

[@washisyear_8637]

I was offended(not really)when he said that😂😂

[@Fightingbella]

I live in Indiana so I thought it was hilarious

[@mykalla200]

I was triggered. Why don’t they know we exist

[@Asialanaee]

@@mykalla200 cause we are basically unpopular ☹️

[@emilycrone1376]

@@mykalla200 Honestly, same

[@blackmamba7032]

"Who buys half a keyboard?" Gamers because you only need that side of the keyboard for PC gaming.

[@candicecart9786]

Or someone replacing their half keyboard that got broken? There was a company a while back selling a split keyboard (half and half)... if you messed up half of it, you would only need a half keyboard 😂

[@supergeeky7529]

My husband has 3 of those damn things! lol

[@vickimunsell5441]

Yep definitely a gamers keyboard

[@jorilamiyah2446]

why?

[@fire_ant_187x7]

Oh shit! I just learned something new

[@Leannejlove]

Alonzo: "GET A DICTIONARY" Also him: "I don't even know if Indiana is a state" 🤦🏽

[@user-me9je2ts1k]

Since when did dictionaries have states? Not sarcasm but I could’ve used it in 7th grade

[@TheJimyjr]

Lol being able to spell and questioning whether a state is real or not are two different things, lol, cut him some slack, especially since he is slowly losing the ability to tell "your" apart from "you're." XD

[@hrtsforzi]

not y’all taking a joke seriously

[@TheJimyjr]

@Clairvoyant DreamsXX Apparently, lol, I can only imagine how much of this gets filtered out for each of these episodes. and @Avocado S I don't think anyone is, everyone makes jokes like that

[@sayuncleordie]

Edwina Jones New slogan; " get an atlas"!

[@austinnations154]

“Oh lord, the picture isn’t loading...” *its a ziplock bag* 💀😂

[@robmcg26]

Yeah, he clearly didn't get that one.

[@SgtKates]

"I'm tired of this green ranger using the wrong you're" he used it wrong once, all others were correct. GET A DICTIONARY!

[@hamiltontrashlewashle7839]

I was looking for this comment!! I was like 💀 lmao

[@SgtKates]

@@hamiltontrashlewashle7839 to make a fool of you'reself in your own video. 😂

[@hamiltontrashlewashle7839]

@@SgtKates LMAOOOO

[@DavieDrum98]

@@SgtKates “you’reself”?

[@SgtKates]

@@DavieDrum98 it's a joke on a joke. 😂

[@finallyunsure4322]

My understanding about robotic vacuums is that people get really attached to them. I read on reddit once (so of course it's completely true) about companies will allow someone to request that they repair their vacuum instead of replace it when it quit working. Like a weird family pet.

[@HeyyitzAlyssa]

That’s so creepy😂

[@SpectrumMommyAmylee]

My aunt got one for Christmas and she works from home so she's always saying she gotta go rescue the vacuum from getting stuck somewhere in the house lol

[@sweatyhole]

I have reddit

[@charlleedodson]

We named ours Bot, and we apologize when we’re in it’s way

[@ben_dover97]

My niece is the same way we Don't have one of those things. She names the various things around the house. She named my hard drive bob. When I told my dad she killed bob he give me a wtf are you talking about look I had to explain to him bob was a hard drive. I got a new one that's smaller she named it bob two. She also names her first iron golems she makes in minecraft bob. Even got a spider in my closet named Bob. I'm going to get one of those vacuum things now so she can name it bob.

[@hazelmetes466]

"Tried to summon satan, my mother showed up"🤣💀

[@lindsayt4826]

“Everything is 0% off.” 🤣🤣🤣 That had me!

[@C.CurrySims]

"I tried to summon Satan and my mother showed up" had to paws the video laughing so hard I had to catch my breath.

[@saajing9715]

I've said it once, but I'll say it again: I'm surprised Alonzo has never made a dictionary using all the misspelled words he's read and deciphered over the years. I think custom merch like that would be pretty awesome (and I would love to work with him on a project like that)

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

6:35 *_I am slug. Bring me your lettuce._* *_AGRESSIVE SLUG SOUNDS_*

[@zacktoor1591]

5:03 **Swedish Chef prepares his knife** come heer slooggy, Imma mak yoo into sloog stew.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Zack Toor 😆😆

[@venomg5799]

@@zacktoor1591 🐌🐌🐌

[@azaleyalikedaflowr7975]

So Alonzo what are you waiting for? Make your own dictionary already and put your face on it!😌👍🏽

[@ciara313245]

I would buy that in a second 😂😂

[@saajing9715]

I've been trying to contact him to make something like that for the past two months believe it or not. I unfortunately he hasn't responded back to me.

[@azaleyalikedaflowr7975]

@@saajing9715 hope he does

[@northstar6867]

@@ciara313245 same

[@zenitsuagatsuma4497]

In the B section would be “ Bone apple tea”

[@tatersoup]

8:13 he says he's tired of the green ranger saying the wrong "you're/your" when it was actually correct lol.

[@starevadne]

"I'm telling yall, become a member today!" *awkwardly smiles and slowly blinks*

[@NiaJustNia]

"GET A DICTIONARY!" Doesn't know what superfluous is 😂

[@bbsteele671]

I don't know if Indiana is a state?? Ooohhhh Lord!! LOL

[@HorrorGenreLady]

Get Alonzo a map.😂😂😂😂

[@lashayluv]

When you from Indiana and had to pause at this 😂

[@fncpickett]

Might be something in a dictionary 🤔🤔🤔

[@HorrorGenreLady]

@@fncpickett that's plausible

[@kit4557]

I am from Indiana and even I don't consider it a state sometimes. 😆

[@cece5881]

The sound effect he added when talking about the eyebrow Santa scared the hell out of me man🤣it's 3:15am and I had my headphones on full blast.

[@sarahmullins5006]

OK, the lube bathroom slug guy had me wheezing

[@ullifewithnicholashadaway2024]

Same 😂😂😂

[@virlinehonore9767]

10:11 she wearing snorkels and goggles while driving 😂😂

[@yojimbomain78]

Wendy’s clap backs?

[@anyia.randle]

Pls

[@MyMelorie]

Pls

[@khairamckay747]

Didn’t they skip this year?

[@lunamaris17]

That beach ball is like the killer tire in “Rubber” 🤣

[@dpriansimp4181]

*Me living in Indiana.* Alonzo :"I don't even know if Indiana is a state" *Me wanting to throw a map at Alonzo's face*

[@JustJaneDough]

With arrows all around the state lines lol

[@RosheenQuynh]

'GET A MAP!" 😂

[@clarencesims7406]

I’m so sorry that you’re an Indianimal

[@dpriansimp4181]

@@clarencesims7406 tf that supposed to mean?

[@JustJaneDough]

@@clarencesims7406 Thats highly intelligent from someone who obviously doesn't live in Indiana. Just jealous that we have an awesome state to be stage 5 before everyone else. Plus we're boring but our state's residents benefit much better with low sales tax and property taxes. Maybe that is why all of the illinois idiots are coming into NorthWest Indiana. Indiana isn't for everybody. So just stay away then. We're the "Crossroads of America". Doesn't mean you have to stay. Oh don't get me started on where all your corn and soybeans from at the grocery stores. It isn't from california.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

superfluous: [adjective] exceeding what is sufficient or necessary : extra. not needed : unnecessary.

[@adrienneallen194]

And pronunciation: "sue-PURR-flu-us"

[@destinychester4343]

Im screaming at the fact that he said "no one gonna talk about the fact he named vacuum"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@littlemissbubbles8729]

We've called our robot vacuum Hugh-ver... 😅

[@Kortney0718]

I love it 😂😂

[@lollylolly8186]

Are they worth it? We have 5 dogs, so hair lots of hair. I wonder if they’ll attack it.🤣

[@ashleybuford6823]

Alonzo: “it’s about that time...” My brain: TO BRING FORTH THE RHYTHM AND THE RHYME!!!!

[@thatafricangirl5117]

Don’t come for us Hoosiers (ppl who live in Indiana). We have a lot to offer like...corn and… yeah that the only thing here corn😪.

[@heyitsmet333]

Dont forget soybeans. I live in KY but I'm 30 mins from Evansville 😊

[@JustJaneDough]

And steel mills plus dunes. Thats really about it. Indinapolis 500 the birthplace of the indy car

[@nobody4291]

And the most bipolar weather in the u.s lol

[@lemonaderin]

@@nobody4291 don’t use bipolar like that lol

[@MsAldil]

@@lemonaderin Bipolar electrocautery. U gonna fight with surgeons now? Bipolar is not an exclusive term only for mental condition/state.

[@Crazelover0101]

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight at the sound you made after the headphones review 🤣🤣

[@nastynate46]

"Who picks the [green ranger]?" Everyone. Literally everyone.

[@teresahowick5197]

Yup!!!

[@jeanbean7183]

True seriously I had dibs on the green ranger ( and still do) mostly because he was basically in control of Godzilla ( both are from Japan and come out of the water not to mention both are awesome the zord comes out of the water like Godzilla not the ranger) I even made up my own story where I am the green ranger ( he’s still the white tiger ranger though) Alonzo please sit through mighty morphing power rangers this is embarrassing

[@supergeeky7529]

Nope! Tommy is a tool!

[@ben_dover97]

He's tommy Oliver of course you would pick him... Unless it's the green megaforce ranger... I hear he sucked.

[@nastynate46]

He switched from black to green, but there's a simple explanation for that...

[@lizzybennet5726]

9:34 The car reflector review had me LMFAO... 😂

[@Youngkingkillmunga]

I lost it when you was talking about the half keyboard 😭😭😭😭😭

[@thundercracker82]

Alonzo, you killed me when you said, "yooo, that bear look like it been through some shit". Lmfao

[@Blackoreanfemale]

"BOB" Battery Operated Boyfriend. What? I dont name my electronics... ...🤣🤫

[@kelseysimmons6086]

Me: lives in indiana Him: "I dont even know if indiana is a state" Me: Guess I dont live anywhere

[@dennyo1563]

The review: "that is hilariously embarrassing." Alonzo: "I will be the judge of that" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldsoul1765]

Can we just take a minute and appreciate the Cash painting in the background by the door

[@lanaal0v3rr89]

“Everything is 0 percent off” now Alonzo- 😭

[@celestaengland8317]

The best Amazon review I’ve ever read (not 100% sure if this was actually an Amazon review, but it’s said to be): ‘Having read everyone’s reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasn’t exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. ‘I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens. It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it’s already off to a good start. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. Not too bad, i plug this lil bad boy in. ‘While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because i don’t have time to screw around waiting to get into “the mood”. ‘I have to get the kids in a few hours and i need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok welcome to motherhood. “Patiently waiting” me is checking to see if the light has stopped blinking every 10 minutes like a crackhead waiting for his dealer. ‘After only and hour and a half, solid pink light. ‘Game on. ‘I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out.The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, i was impressed with with that even before use. ‘Next was suction. So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot.I’ve never used a clit suction type stimulator, so i have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. ‘Time to solo party. I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly frustrating. ‘But as with any new toy, its trial and error. I started the clit one on low, which i barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100% ,So, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5. ‘I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.At least i think that’s what happened, Because I’m pretty sure i blacked out, ‘My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared. ‘I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, i have NEVER DONE THAT. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots) ‘I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. Im pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm. ‘This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.” (Mind you, im agnostic.) ‘I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away. ‘I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn’t get up off the bed if even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this. ‘I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. Im still hobbling 4 hours later I did not stretch enough. ‘So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash.’

[@leahwalker9151]

What’s the product?… for research purposes… 😂

[@RudhaWakening]

I can’t believe you didn’t read the answer “I could tell you but I’d have to charge”!! These Amazon reviews have me dying!

[@bri4210]

I love how you were tired of the green power ranger using the wrong “you’re” only he used the right one 😂😂☺️

[@KronosMXVII]

No one: Alonzo: "I don't even know if Indiana is a state" Indiana:

[@ZedrikVonKatmahl]

Hoosiers think it’s funny though We’re not even sure if Indiana is an actual state

[@mykalla200]

@@ZedrikVonKatmahl right we just imagination

[@xodrea9142]

Omg the one about the headphones and car cover😂😂😂

[@uhhuhhoney5326]

Laughed right off the bat when you pronounced Ryan and Ry-on 😩🤣🤣

[@anaslife222]

When he was reading the one about Bob I was in tears😂

[@kaylarose6917]

him : i’m getting tired of him not using the right your me : he is... 💀💀😂

[@sassysigns8029]

That first review completely exemplifies my argument against casual commando in questionable shorts.

[@nebula-retrograde]

Alonzo: *makes career making fun of people who can't spell* Also Alonzo: "I don't know what month we're in right now."

[@jordannoel5392]

As someone who lives in Indiana I feel attacked. 😂😂😂

[@a1t3rn4t3]

OMG I JUST REALISED THE KEYBOARD ONE AND IM DYING😭 THAT IS SO FUNNY

[@niquenique6931]

What is it I can’t firgure it out

[@kendrawilliams198]

Children screamed in terror as the inflatable beach ball monster crushed their sandcastles. . 🤣

[@neongreen1404]

Love how I've been subbed for a few years and have always had notifs on, yet I havent seen a single notification of your vids or any in my feed until just now. :')

[@iamaloser666]

The beach ball one had me rolling! (See what I did there?? Rolling)

[@Planetkid32]

The keyboard, I can’t. 😂😂😂

[@biggestdazzlah5322]

Lmfaoooo “weegee...woogi?..oh god” 😂😂😭 I can’t bruhhhhh

[@jackiewelch85]

Am I the only one who caught that he said his merch is ZERO PERCENT OFF?! 😂😂

[@morgansantosus914]

Love ya. Had to click as soon as I got the notification 😂❤️

[@marilynproctor3485]

Alonzo - I was on the floor rolling with laughter about the setting spray makeup. I hard a hard time catching my breath!😂😂😂

[@deaeady65]

He said "who has the green ranger!?" Lol. I do 🙋🏾‍♀️. The green, red nd pink from Amazon nd the white, black,blue, nd yellow I had to purchase it from somewhere else. #90sKid😊

[@jadendavid4630]

1min 57 likes 0 dislikes....loving the vibes.🙃

[@robertd3139]

I've been on amazon for almost 11 years. these are the most dumbest things I have seen yet!

[@melissap.6271]

Everything about the beach ball review had me crying!! 😂😅

[@caribbeanna25___3]

The no complaints from grandpa took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imth.tcool.]

*OMG IM EARLY FOR ONCE 😭😭*

[@dakotarose2001]

SAME😱😱😱

[@laurenskee2665]

Same girl!

[@imth.tcool.]

@@dakotarose2001 *YASSS 😭😭😭*

[@imth.tcool.]

@@laurenskee2665 *😭😭😭*

[@DamzelNDistress]

Holyshit me to I usually get here when it's been up for like a full day wow this feeling is...new🤔

[@TheNameWouldBeBella]

I'm watching this at 3am, I live in Sweden 🤣

[@niecy8980]

“Everything is zero percent off“ 😂😂😂😂

[@Mordeomaneater]

The killer beach ball and that flat ass bear got me🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@moonshadowgaming5078]

i know i'm gonna get shit for this, but.... "its getting cold, its christmas time" wtf dude, did you forget about halloween and thanksgiving? alonzo is like 99% of the stores around my area. had christmas decorations out at the end of september.

[@okey7839]

Samee

[@mydumbyoutubechannel6579]

Heard a Dunkin' Donuts in downtown ABQ, New Mexico playing Christmas music. It's OCTOBER!!!!!

[@FatKouchee]

Notification Squad Hope everyone is having a blessed week ❤️

[@gavinbooz3519]

I can’t stop thinking of the beach ball in Florida 😂😂

[@suicideblack5705]

😭😭😭 The giant beach ball review, I died that was hilarious! 😭😂

[@maeluvsreality7887]

I heard “1 gallon Lube” and immediately thought of Sebastian Stan imao

[@nightskyshowers]

Me too!!

[@maeluvsreality7887]

@@xionmemoria all those interviews with Anthony telling the petroleum jelly story have grilled that in my mind😭

[@shadenehyde8391]

I need that beach ball that was too damn funny

[@sydneym8771]

14:44 Dog: I’m just trying to take a nap. Why you yelling?

[@thelonewolf7443]

Alonzo’s videos always have me in tears from how hard I am laughing. His reactions and content are priceless... keep up the good work dude!

[@miw24601]

10:20 NYX is the Greek Goddess of Night and according to Greek Mythology was one of the primordial Gods who where belived to have emerged at the dawn of creation

[@phokar5255]

Ry-ooon? 🤣🤣 I also wonder if Alonzo knows the difference between your, you’re because Green Ranger only had it wrong once.

[@kristenhicks1225]

Lmao I LOVE that setting spray😂 what a great review tho lol

[@socuya4447]

The yodeling pickle.... So much comedy gold in the reviews😹😹

[@hopexhare8540]

n-i-wex I've never seen someone laugh this much over a beauty product...

[@Beyondthe5thPanel]

“Who plays the green Power Ranger?!” HERESY!!

[@supergeeky7529]

Fact!

[@earhustler2639]

The half keyboard though. LOL!

[@Sas_HeatherC]

One sided Keyboard for your one handed "internet searching" for the lowkey gamer

[@cristianlagunas5229]

13:31 = Can't stop laughing🤣

[@JJ_Skippy]

This dude literally questioned if Indiana was a state 😂 he should make a dumbest fails vid of all his grammatical/factual errors lol

[@ashleym9677]

The dog tucked in, in the back 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@jenna6149]

I named my robovac... It just seemed fitting for this little thing crawling around on my floor making noise, picking up things I wouldn't want to and needing to get said things removed after they have been "ingested".

[@weebmaster]

It took me 4 years but FINALLY IM EARLY

[@Yeahnothx]

“I don’t even know if Indiana is a state” Me living in Indiana *triggered*

[@leahnation6593]

The professional makeup had me rollin 😭✋🏽

[@starwhispers3987]

I watch your channel a lot especially when I’ve had a bad day Alonzo...keep the laughter coming🥰

[@Solitsimpson]

I love his videos so much! Huge fan! 💙