TOP 40 Funniest Facebook Marketplace FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

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Alonzo Lerone

Alonzo Lerone

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@carbomaniac4020
@carbomaniac4020 5 жыл бұрын
His laugh was killing me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 it sounds like a mouse squeak. God that's why I love his videos so much
@adrntv626
@adrntv626 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@이은지-l6h6t
@이은지-l6h6t 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@spacealienrissley
@spacealienrissley 5 жыл бұрын
The door knob part?
@sarahmckinney4133
@sarahmckinney4133 5 жыл бұрын
When my brother walked by, I yelled "GET A DICTIONARY" at him. Then this showed up in my recommended. I knew you were proud of me.
@oriwabidois713
@oriwabidois713 4 жыл бұрын
lmao 😂😂😂 and they all clapped!
@InfectedImageMusic
@InfectedImageMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Google listening in on you fr
@itsjustme1728
@itsjustme1728 4 жыл бұрын
@@InfectedImageMusic the FBI
@emmadavis8346
@emmadavis8346 3 жыл бұрын
@who_asked54 but why not
@Bri-MAIN
@Bri-MAIN 3 жыл бұрын
That TOTALLY happened
@fatmaissa8632
@fatmaissa8632 5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does his laugh make the joke way funnier😂😂😂 Man I wish you were able to like a video more than once😂😂
@nametime8938
@nametime8938 3 жыл бұрын
would probably be strange if a video with 58,882 views had 529,938 likes
@mreshadow
@mreshadow 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I have 2 accounts...
@artisticalex1206
@artisticalex1206 2 жыл бұрын
It really does 😂
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 4 жыл бұрын
"Someone asked me... for my underwear...." **goes dead silent, leaving the rest of the story up for interpretation**
@antoniosimpkins4011
@antoniosimpkins4011 Жыл бұрын
And then they found out that its made out of licorice ^2 minutle pause^
@jenitadriver2024
@jenitadriver2024 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 I'm dead
@kaylakhaos6739
@kaylakhaos6739 4 жыл бұрын
“I sprayed febreeze on it” Yeah now it’s REALLY not edible now😂
@therichard27
@therichard27 4 жыл бұрын
TRUEEE
@thisdjdada
@thisdjdada 4 жыл бұрын
The COVID cure!
@pundertalefan4391
@pundertalefan4391 3 жыл бұрын
XD True.
@antoniosimpkins4011
@antoniosimpkins4011 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure you're not supposed to wear something made out of licorice. You dont want to have to explain to your friends why your swimsuit looks like candy
@LHRPG_Official
@LHRPG_Official Жыл бұрын
Don't worry. It's antibacterial. 😂
@katrinamitas9785
@katrinamitas9785 5 жыл бұрын
That look after Alonzo goes " hey did you know someone asked me for my underwear" ........ ... priceless lmfao😂
@samjc9814
@samjc9814 5 жыл бұрын
Bro the guy who run away after he finished his laundry 🧺😂😂😂😂😂
@Vee0102
@Vee0102 5 жыл бұрын
Smart man 😂
@buttercupgaming2115
@buttercupgaming2115 5 жыл бұрын
The World Food Day That made me die🤣🤣🤣
@nadeenabdelhack8198
@nadeenabdelhack8198 5 жыл бұрын
“That is the fugliest chair I’ve ever seen” Alonzo Lerone
@arielgranger143
@arielgranger143 5 жыл бұрын
new quote of the day
@wdwroadie3534
@wdwroadie3534 5 жыл бұрын
Why don’t We is the best ❤️❤️❤️
@desireleslie1236
@desireleslie1236 5 жыл бұрын
LIMELIGHT
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 4 жыл бұрын
That word sounds so weird when he says it... 🤣
@kristenreilly2951
@kristenreilly2951 5 жыл бұрын
8:13 with the "drone" 😂😂😂😂 he says " you out of your cotten- picking mind..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelcampbell564
@michaelcampbell564 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: Alonzo: *wheeze* *wheeze* *squeeaaak*
@Iloverandomness100
@Iloverandomness100 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Campbell same. That’s the only thing making me laugh the entire video 😂
@e_jiuu
@e_jiuu 5 жыл бұрын
I’m in school trying not to look like I’ve been possessed. Currently failing.
@briannablankenship3376
@briannablankenship3376 4 жыл бұрын
holy hell, you're only two likes away from the top comment, you have 885likes, and he has 887 likes.
@eclipseox
@eclipseox 4 жыл бұрын
Omg honestly, he reached like a whistle note there 😂
@dwaynemajor5732
@dwaynemajor5732 4 жыл бұрын
15:06
@seawatersoul333
@seawatersoul333 5 жыл бұрын
She sprayed febreeze on edible undies? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of edible??? Lol 🤪🤪 Alonzo you cure my depression ♡
@meghan9778
@meghan9778 5 жыл бұрын
Are we also not going to talk about that the germ killing spray is Lysol 😂
@christinasmith8385
@christinasmith8385 5 жыл бұрын
☠☠🤦🏾‍♀️
@samspears7856
@samspears7856 5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think that the Angelina Jolie drawing looks like Lord farquaad from Shrek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@asyaa44
@asyaa44 5 жыл бұрын
It does lmao
@shilohwarriner862
@shilohwarriner862 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it looked like Michael Jackson 😂
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 5 жыл бұрын
Shiloh Warriner me too at first then he said Caitlyn Jenner then I lost it 😂😂
@hajerabd3491
@hajerabd3491 5 жыл бұрын
omg i was think8ng the same thing 🤣🤣
@lifeoftyana4893
@lifeoftyana4893 5 жыл бұрын
Ik ii wasn't the only one😭
@sissibolongarotrevor7656
@sissibolongarotrevor7656 5 жыл бұрын
Tartan paint, he didn't notice paint can't give patterns 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ too funny
@spunkydude2196
@spunkydude2196 5 жыл бұрын
Have to be a special kind of stupid to fall for that one 😁👍
@mrbigg151
@mrbigg151 5 жыл бұрын
Smh I thought my eyes were deceiving me on that one lol.
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 4 жыл бұрын
Had me going, I'm sitting here like "That's not a thing, right? Pretty sure it isn't."
@samhamilton3167
@samhamilton3167 4 жыл бұрын
Someone should have sold him a left handed hammer
@Erikaaa_1299
@Erikaaa_1299 5 жыл бұрын
“IN THAT CASE I HAVE A DRONE RIGHT HERE!” *shakes rolly chair* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying 😭😭😭😂😂
@lewisholt3842
@lewisholt3842 4 жыл бұрын
SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pundertalefan4391
@pundertalefan4391 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you call it a rolly chair. :-)
@TYLERSWIFTSWORD
@TYLERSWIFTSWORD 3 жыл бұрын
@@pundertalefan4391 isn't that the technical term for it lol
@pundertalefan4391
@pundertalefan4391 3 жыл бұрын
@@TYLERSWIFTSWORD I believe it's swivel chair, but I like Rolly Chair better. :03
@mena2936
@mena2936 5 жыл бұрын
The Laundry guy lmao he’s a finesser 😂😂
@marybreshears6279
@marybreshears6279 5 жыл бұрын
You better quit laughing like that before cash mistakes you for a squeaky toy
@aubreyjohnson3466
@aubreyjohnson3466 5 жыл бұрын
*Kash..
@shay5518
@shay5518 5 жыл бұрын
Dgmj 😂😂😂😂
@alwaysannoyedforever518
@alwaysannoyedforever518 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently they don’t last long.
@rileyallison1263
@rileyallison1263 5 жыл бұрын
BAHAHHAHAHAHA
@stinkyramen3294
@stinkyramen3294 5 жыл бұрын
Had me dead lmao
@Sapphirelily
@Sapphirelily 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: “Someone asked me for my underwear....” *and doesn’t continue* Me: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 thought: *what* ??
@anoja31
@anoja31 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I needed context! Lmaoo
@arielgranger143
@arielgranger143 5 жыл бұрын
I'm happy i didn't want to know.................
@roxcyn
@roxcyn 5 жыл бұрын
To buy his underwear.
@jordancook9737
@jordancook9737 5 жыл бұрын
Right😂😂😂
@lavenderpetals64214
@lavenderpetals64214 5 жыл бұрын
Same just sitting here like who the heck wants to buy your undies lorenzo do you have a stalker
@kiarra6392
@kiarra6392 5 жыл бұрын
the period cup tho 😂 "only been used for a couple cycles"
@kaylaskishawa6254
@kaylaskishawa6254 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly lots of people resell them. Just gotta boil them
@Sara11614
@Sara11614 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaylaskishawa6254 That's gross. Sure, it may be sanitized after you boil it.... But it has been INSIDE of someone else. Just the idea makes me sick.
@Dragonemperess
@Dragonemperess 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, diva cup cost less than 50. And they can last for years. Its not too much, sheesh. Especially the hundred plus spent per year for other sanitary products.
@kaylaskishawa6254
@kaylaskishawa6254 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonemperess I bought my Lena for $25, I'm obsessed. The problem is that it takes so long sometimes to find your "Goldilocks" (perfect cup) and you end up wasting so much money. Easier to buy it used and not waste as much.
@dr.temperancebrennan
@dr.temperancebrennan 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaylaskishawa6254 It's still absolutely disgusting. It doesn't matter if it's been sanitized and it's going inside of you, it's still been inside someone else.
@marianhoblyn1901
@marianhoblyn1901 5 жыл бұрын
Van Gogh was neither blind no deaf. He did cut his ear off though.
@shirajai
@shirajai 5 жыл бұрын
marian hoblyn very true....facts lol
@chaysejordan1544
@chaysejordan1544 3 жыл бұрын
So half deaf lol
@amandataylor8067
@amandataylor8067 2 жыл бұрын
Wow 😳 I actually didn't know that thank you for the history lesson 🙂🤗 I'm actually being serious I'm not being sarcastic that is actually really cool to know well it might not be cool to know but that's interesting I'm going to shut up now 😂
@T0X1Cb
@T0X1Cb 4 жыл бұрын
"Did you forget to take the mouth out?!" "I jus want to know. Did you take that from a dead person's mouth?!" 🤣🤣🤣💀
@Llandraa
@Llandraa 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo dude, Van Gogh cut off his ear, Beethoven was deaf.
@Love_galaxy
@Love_galaxy 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if someone else caught that
@TS_Mind_Swept
@TS_Mind_Swept 5 жыл бұрын
I guess some people just can’t handle tinnitus 6.6
@3pleYT
@3pleYT 5 жыл бұрын
He was probably the one that was deaf
@angelinajackson7684
@angelinajackson7684 5 жыл бұрын
Van Gogh didn't go blind?
@heartbreakerninja
@heartbreakerninja 5 жыл бұрын
Van Gogh didn't cut off his ear! That was Picasso!
@Kobra6510
@Kobra6510 5 жыл бұрын
The $250 "drone" though 😂😂😂😂😂
@CruiseW
@CruiseW 5 жыл бұрын
@Lisa Borgia because everyone lives in the US
@musicloverme3993
@musicloverme3993 3 жыл бұрын
@Lisa Borgia Yes, currency conversion. On 4/18/2021 £250 = $345.97 USD.
@kdragon713
@kdragon713 5 жыл бұрын
Can you react to bad tattoos on Instagram please!!
@lexijonez4292
@lexijonez4292 5 жыл бұрын
Please tell us about someone asking about your underwear asking for a friend
@petersfamily6550
@petersfamily6550 5 жыл бұрын
@@lexijonez4292 can u pliz subscriber to my youtube channel im trying to hate 40?❤
@lucymclaren8052
@lucymclaren8052 5 жыл бұрын
@@petersfamily6550 subscribed
@petersfamily6550
@petersfamily6550 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucymclaren8052 yeh i saw that thx❤
@petersfamily6550
@petersfamily6550 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucymclaren8052 can u post or do a live stream
@joygarner5157
@joygarner5157 5 жыл бұрын
I admit, I burst out laughing at the heart selling for a dollar...i, immediately felt guilty but when he confirmed that "yes, there are tears running down" , I fell out LAUGHING, NO composure to be held😂
@Harry-om5lm
@Harry-om5lm 5 жыл бұрын
joy garner same
@verkisantana2368
@verkisantana2368 5 жыл бұрын
in art class van gogh was blind or deaf one of them alonzo lerone -2019
@ripley3647
@ripley3647 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. I was like, "ummmm neither?" 😂
@KatieDeGo
@KatieDeGo 5 жыл бұрын
Smh
@ripley3647
@ripley3647 5 жыл бұрын
@super lazy dog No he wasn't. People though he was, but it was later confirmed he wasn't.
@noaibx3101
@noaibx3101 5 жыл бұрын
He cut his ear of or That was another.
@magicalmacca765
@magicalmacca765 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I think he was thinking of how Beethoven was deaf lol
@JKJeonEuphoria
@JKJeonEuphoria 5 жыл бұрын
Okay I feel like we need a video explaining the underwear situation. Who wanted your underwear? What did they offer you? You can't just tell us that and leave us hanging. 😂😂😂
@jaewalker6489
@jaewalker6489 5 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t scratch or fart in them” Made me feel like he did exactly that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RShea81
@RShea81 5 жыл бұрын
“Used for two cycles” that was a menstrual cup!! 🤮
@tylerlewis778
@tylerlewis778 5 жыл бұрын
OMFG
@thatdarnkitteh
@thatdarnkitteh 5 жыл бұрын
If Alonzo knew that...there would have been a lot of gagging going on in this video ^.^
@jaidenkeranen5774
@jaidenkeranen5774 5 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to find out what that was😂😭
@mmmtastyalidzie2435
@mmmtastyalidzie2435 5 жыл бұрын
exactly🤢🥵
@bebegun5694
@bebegun5694 5 жыл бұрын
I knew it was but I wanted to be sure
@xailol495
@xailol495 5 жыл бұрын
3:48 I thought that was a picture of Michael Jackson 😂😂😂
@kimpedersen5708
@kimpedersen5708 4 жыл бұрын
Gabi The Demon omg noooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@xo7928
@xo7928 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that too😂😂😂😂😂
@peytonsouthern8924
@peytonsouthern8924 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like lord farquad from shrek to me🤣
@SUGAs_Shadow85
@SUGAs_Shadow85 3 жыл бұрын
Before he said anything, I almost said "that isn't Angelina Jolie, that's Caitlyn Jenner!" And then he said it and *dead*
@user-hc9se9pz9h
@user-hc9se9pz9h 5 жыл бұрын
THE MENSTRUAL CUP 🤮 Lmaoo he said “silk pillow”
@Itsabeautifullifee
@Itsabeautifullifee 5 жыл бұрын
The “satin pillow” was actually the period cup on top of it. It’s used to catch the blood for periods 😂😂💉
@lisaharger3235
@lisaharger3235 5 жыл бұрын
And if those are drones, then I better let my employers know they're sitting on a gold mine.
@tyirvin4711
@tyirvin4711 5 жыл бұрын
Wish I knew bout this sooner.. got a dude selling a toothpick in my area😂😂
@RedRulesEndiosau139
@RedRulesEndiosau139 5 жыл бұрын
Ty Irvin offer still up?
@tyirvin4711
@tyirvin4711 5 жыл бұрын
Probably took it down by now.. it’s been a while
@Call_Em_Yall
@Call_Em_Yall 5 жыл бұрын
I put a free Sonic Corndog on there once..no takers. 🤣
@musicloverme3993
@musicloverme3993 3 жыл бұрын
Just used once!
@harrystyles6059
@harrystyles6059 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of the video is his laugh. I only start laughing because he's laughing. Its so amazing
@devikapersaud7849
@devikapersaud7849 5 жыл бұрын
"I-IT DISTURBS MY SPIRIT THAT YOU DID NOT SAY $55" 😂😂😂
@danyellearbour2891
@danyellearbour2891 5 жыл бұрын
the cynthia lynette is a menstrual cup...silicone tampon essentially. totally gross to sell used
@nobodytheogoftheyoungguncr6350
@nobodytheogoftheyoungguncr6350 5 жыл бұрын
Man, one time I was thinking about donating items to a woman's shelter, as I switched to a cup, and on the list new or used was menstrual cups. I thought that was gross. They said they sanitize them. But still. And my ex-roommate stole mine 😂 I have problems and have to have a special cup, so it won't work for his girl 🤔
@Dawn_Hannah
@Dawn_Hannah 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not gross at all. Boiling will handle any germs. If you don’t feel comfortable doing that cool, but gently used reusable menstrual products are an amazing thing for people to be able to try a different cup or pad without spending the full amount. And it IS totally sanitary as long as they’ve been washed and sanitised properly.
@bellac6311
@bellac6311 5 жыл бұрын
Dawn Hannah I guess but I personally don’t want to stick something that has had another girls period blood in my Vj, but you do you boo
@nunyabizness9594
@nunyabizness9594 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dawn_Hannah "And it is totally sanitary as long as they've been washed and sanitized properly"... All I can think of reading that is I'm sure that's what all the lonely sailors thought too back in the day when they passed around ol'wooden Rosie and her companion syphilis.
@nunyabizness9594
@nunyabizness9594 5 жыл бұрын
Eww... And I remember reading recently that some men have been, and think it is perfectly okay to wash and reuse condoms and share them! 🤢 I don't see that or this any differently! Just no!
@cierrasagacious7881
@cierrasagacious7881 5 жыл бұрын
I love how during the Putter one the dude's entire language changed drastically when he was talking to his partner in crime.
@Soul_Alpha
@Soul_Alpha 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too 😂😂
@nakyram.6980
@nakyram.6980 5 жыл бұрын
Omgggg you are the first person I have encounter on KZbin in a looooooooong time that actually made me laugh 😂😂😂 "You out cho cotton pickin mind" Weaaaak"
@Xayjohns
@Xayjohns 5 жыл бұрын
Loads of funny videos on here
@kornaziaaaliyah4399
@kornaziaaaliyah4399 5 жыл бұрын
hey na’kyra 🤗
@nakyram.6980
@nakyram.6980 5 жыл бұрын
@@kornaziaaaliyah4399 😂😂🤧🤧 hey guh
@katiebrooks1212
@katiebrooks1212 5 жыл бұрын
*encountered #getadictionary same though, girl.
@nakyram.6980
@nakyram.6980 5 жыл бұрын
@@katiebrooks1212 weak 💀💀
@phantomlover31
@phantomlover31 5 жыл бұрын
That green chair was the SAME design in the Minnesota psych wards 🤣😂
@skitsrus9623
@skitsrus9623 5 жыл бұрын
Erik Destler wait wait wait... how do you know this? 0-0 WHERE YOU IN THE PHYSCH WARD?!
@demijones7537
@demijones7537 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@pundertalefan4391
@pundertalefan4391 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wooooow.
@jasonleeholm
@jasonleeholm 5 жыл бұрын
he laughs so much i can honestly visualize him dying and weezing over the word napkin
@gali_boop
@gali_boop 5 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT BODY" I need a daily dose of Alonzo vids 😂😂
@cjroxus
@cjroxus 5 жыл бұрын
Van Gogh wasn't blind or deaf bruh 😂😂😂
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 5 жыл бұрын
I mean he has a dog and thinks about having a hedgehog - he doesn't seem that smart
@petersfamily6550
@petersfamily6550 5 жыл бұрын
@@dianaberlin4767 can u pliz subscribe to my youtube channel im trying to hate 40?
@ThatCrippledArtist
@ThatCrippledArtist 5 жыл бұрын
He confused him with Beethoven. He was deaf
@ThatCrippledArtist
@ThatCrippledArtist 5 жыл бұрын
@@petersfamily6550 no
@petersfamily6550
@petersfamily6550 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThatCrippledArtist shut up i was not even talking to u (periodT)😈
@Mattark
@Mattark 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna *knock* anybody's hobby" *doorknob* collection
@kadencephillips8919
@kadencephillips8919 5 жыл бұрын
Lose: misplaced Loose: not tight😂😂 I don’t know.
@tonyathreadgill6252
@tonyathreadgill6252 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this. Especially the one about the girl trying to sell her heart for $1 dollar talking about I just need some love. I nearly fell off my bed laughing at that one.
@lazy_queen1993
@lazy_queen1993 5 жыл бұрын
6:20 nobody gonna talk about how the top row of teeth are upside down no just me ok 👌🏾.
@upnorthbeats6449
@upnorthbeats6449 5 жыл бұрын
Good eye, I didnt even notice that!
@yrnty372
@yrnty372 5 жыл бұрын
The Amaya Show 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ambercardenas3404
@ambercardenas3404 5 жыл бұрын
@jîmîñīê gøt ñø jãms ITS ON A STONE MODEL. THE MODEL IS UPSIDE DOWN. NOT THE GRILL...
@55tarBull
@55tarBull 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@keke7505
@keke7505 5 жыл бұрын
😭😭 who else loves watching Alonzo laughing he makes me laugh so hard
@aceland3819
@aceland3819 5 жыл бұрын
I agree but ur profile pic look like u haven't laugh for a year and wont ever
@imarainbowpotato6377
@imarainbowpotato6377 5 жыл бұрын
His laugh is better than what made him laugh😂
@davidfaxon3336
@davidfaxon3336 2 жыл бұрын
💯
@carypm
@carypm 5 жыл бұрын
12:34 it’s a menstrual cup.... A cup you put inside to catch the flow.... and she’s selling it used
@tadimurombedzi7741
@tadimurombedzi7741 5 жыл бұрын
That is DISGUSTING
@shay5518
@shay5518 5 жыл бұрын
People sterilize them and clean them and swap or sell them on if they don't fit. Its not disgusting if it's been sterilized properly.
@britthay19
@britthay19 5 жыл бұрын
@@shay5518 still gross. you do not share personal items like that.... like ew.. 🤢
@littlemouse9900
@littlemouse9900 5 жыл бұрын
Eww. You shouldn't share hygiene products
@katknits2105
@katknits2105 5 жыл бұрын
Underwear can be sterilized, too. But that doesn't mean that it's appropriate 😂
@audreyloomis526
@audreyloomis526 4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: I don’t know if y’all seen pet cemetery, but you need to check up on that. Me:🤣🤣🤣
@gotenks42
@gotenks42 4 жыл бұрын
His reactions/laughter is so pure and honest. Makes the videos that much funnier imo.
@jermaineervin3211
@jermaineervin3211 5 жыл бұрын
The look on his face when he said someone asked for his underwear had me crying 😂😂😂😂
@DockedCoffee
@DockedCoffee 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Stops laughing* “What if some of these people have mental disabilities” *Pauses* *CARRIES ON LAUGHING*!!!!😂
@Mr_Original
@Mr_Original 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe a bit more understandable, but still pretty hilarious.
@AfallinAngel
@AfallinAngel 4 жыл бұрын
Most are trolls
@Phoenix2312
@Phoenix2312 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo, Plaid may be coming back... But Tartan Paint? NO DUDE NO!!! That was an April Fool dude!!!!
@cortniegore8199
@cortniegore8199 5 жыл бұрын
In the first 20 seconds you made me LOL. “blind or deaf one of them”
@jasmineself063
@jasmineself063 5 жыл бұрын
I’m here crying!!! I done woke up my damn child 😂😂😂
@colleenglanville8080
@colleenglanville8080 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I have never laughed so hard, thank you for the laughs lol! 😂😂😂👍 0:40 I'm sorry, for a minute there I thought she was selling an invisible phone lol! 😂😂😂
@emily_gris617
@emily_gris617 5 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@colleenglanville8080
@colleenglanville8080 5 жыл бұрын
@@emily_gris617 Awesome. 😂😂😂
@diamondrussell3840
@diamondrussell3840 5 жыл бұрын
Colleen Glanville😭😂okay so I wasn’t the only one
@colleenglanville8080
@colleenglanville8080 5 жыл бұрын
@@diamondrussell3840 Nope, definitely not lol! 😂😂😂
@tygaboy88
@tygaboy88 5 жыл бұрын
That picture did look like caitlyn jenner.
@justinedelgadilo6554
@justinedelgadilo6554 5 жыл бұрын
Looked more like Michael Jackson lmao 😂😂😂
@fairytailgirl123
@fairytailgirl123 5 жыл бұрын
I see it
@bloodrain6455
@bloodrain6455 5 жыл бұрын
I'd say Tarzan tryna be Jane
@WatermelonGirlMSP4
@WatermelonGirlMSP4 5 жыл бұрын
12:29 anyone going to tell him it's a PERIOD CUP
@Rounexplainedvidsp
@Rounexplainedvidsp 5 жыл бұрын
A WHAT
@marisahall6741
@marisahall6741 5 жыл бұрын
What the hell is a period cup.
@minayeonni670
@minayeonni670 5 жыл бұрын
@@marisahall6741 are you serious
@randomusername704
@randomusername704 5 жыл бұрын
A menstrual cup. A. Used. Menstrual. Cup.
@jaylewis5673
@jaylewis5673 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god the "drone"😭😭😭💀
@heatherbeckenbaugh7106
@heatherbeckenbaugh7106 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it on the drone one, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
@deebella827
@deebella827 5 жыл бұрын
I whispered "Caitlyn Jenner" right after seeing thay drawing.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cuauhtemocgonzales2530
@cuauhtemocgonzales2530 5 жыл бұрын
You're laughing at the most stupidest things. 😂 but I'm loving it.
@stevemedhurst4560
@stevemedhurst4560 5 жыл бұрын
OMFG ! Your laugh is so infections. I'm sat here crying with laughter. Great video.
@angelnewman7667
@angelnewman7667 5 жыл бұрын
his laugh makes everything 1000000x funnier 😂😂😂😂
@monstatexts9716
@monstatexts9716 5 жыл бұрын
$160 a piece $380 for both... 160 + 160 = $320 SO it should be $300 for both if seller is taking $20 off? Instead of paying $40 more? How tf that person gonna stand up to the seller and be WRONG omg
@angelicawhelan8104
@angelicawhelan8104 5 жыл бұрын
I knew I would be at work when you premiered this. Hiding in the bathroom to watch it though.
@ag9382
@ag9382 5 жыл бұрын
Angelica Whelan go back to work and get that coin sis
@megaraphoenix
@megaraphoenix 5 жыл бұрын
"what's a cynthia lunnette?" People with functioning uterus *giggling*
@HeyyitzAlyssa
@HeyyitzAlyssa 5 жыл бұрын
Meaghan AKA Megara Phoenix lmao oh the innocence
@khaotictrash
@khaotictrash 5 жыл бұрын
I have a uterus and I actually didn't know it was called that 😂😂 That is one fancy ass name for a menstrual cup
@froggirl1277
@froggirl1277 5 жыл бұрын
Made me giggle
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 5 жыл бұрын
I had to look it up but then I laughed my ass off!
@CaptainsMorning
@CaptainsMorning 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I have a Lunette. I didn't like mine, either. LadyCup is way better for me. I recognised the fabric pouch lol
@tonyaroberts9901
@tonyaroberts9901 5 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about this video is you, everytime you laughed l laughed
@josesantiago5055
@josesantiago5055 5 жыл бұрын
Selling hand? Is he prostituting his hand out to people 🤣🤣🤣
@SUGAs_Shadow85
@SUGAs_Shadow85 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought!! Offering Palmela Handerson to people 🤣🤣🤣
@prettibonez20
@prettibonez20 5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: someone asked me for my underwear *😳😳serious face😳😳* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@helstok178
@helstok178 5 жыл бұрын
There are people mistaking "to" and "two".... "Lose" and "loose" are the least of our worries
@yunglonnie0200
@yunglonnie0200 5 жыл бұрын
HelStok and "your" and "you're" or "their" "there" and "they're"
@helstok178
@helstok178 5 жыл бұрын
@@yunglonnie0200 Ugh don't remind me - I proofread my course mates work (uni level may I add) and that is all I see 😭😡
@kiragwen8782
@kiragwen8782 5 жыл бұрын
And bare/bear and fare/fair and great/grate
@kimpedersen5708
@kimpedersen5708 4 жыл бұрын
ugh also does and dose 🤦‍♀️
@BunniBeshara
@BunniBeshara 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the fun new trend of apostrophizing plurals!
@scottishlassbee9548
@scottishlassbee9548 5 жыл бұрын
10:20 door knob hobby, Alonzo; I'm not gonna knock anyone's hobby. Pun intended? Hahaha x
@williamchaffin
@williamchaffin 5 жыл бұрын
look i know i am one of worst people at making puns but i would like you to know that what you said was one of the worst ones I've ever heard
@scottishlassbee9548
@scottishlassbee9548 5 жыл бұрын
@@williamchaffin iv never heard a bad pun yet, the worse they are the better. Hahaha love it
@williamchaffin
@williamchaffin 5 жыл бұрын
@@scottishlassbee9548 Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
@scottishlassbee9548
@scottishlassbee9548 5 жыл бұрын
@@williamchaffin hahaha i love it! that one is so silly hahahaha
@wednesdayswoe4240
@wednesdayswoe4240 5 жыл бұрын
@8:43 Hold up! There's a 7XL?! How high up does it go!?
@hyumaru.mp6
@hyumaru.mp6 3 жыл бұрын
Alonzo's laugh: 5% laugh 15% silence 80% tea kettle
@897peace
@897peace 4 жыл бұрын
Facebook marketplace is the Florida of secondhand merchant apps.
@dazedcedes8984
@dazedcedes8984 5 жыл бұрын
After Final Destination I thought people would stop using tanning beds.🤷🏾‍♀️
@alexisbrown2175
@alexisbrown2175 5 жыл бұрын
nobody ever knows what i’m talking about when i reference that scene bro
@EmiMae0117
@EmiMae0117 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ashleyschmidt2413
@ashleyschmidt2413 5 жыл бұрын
A lot of tanning beds nowadays, have large openings at the top and bottom. Also they don’t lock! 😊
@alexisbrown2175
@alexisbrown2175 5 жыл бұрын
Ashley Schmidt the final destination scene we’re talking about is when a shelf fell between the two tanning beds which locked them in place and the two girls burned to death
@dazedcedes8984
@dazedcedes8984 5 жыл бұрын
Lexi Brown lol while I read that my stomach started turning 😂😂
@annabelconnor2118
@annabelconnor2118 5 жыл бұрын
REACT TO CAKE FAILS / EXPECTATION VS REALITY ITS HILLARIOUS ALSO I LOVE YOU UR THE FUNNIEST :D
@TheNeonDreamz
@TheNeonDreamz 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna ‘knock’ anybody’s hobby... did anybody else notice the pun?? 😂
@michaelfay1979
@michaelfay1979 5 жыл бұрын
If they were selling door knockers that would be a pun
@55tarBull
@55tarBull 5 жыл бұрын
You giving him too much credit haha
@bluedreamer27028
@bluedreamer27028 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed it but I honestly don't think he did when he said it.
@chelseaabbott8167
@chelseaabbott8167 5 жыл бұрын
But seriously though I don't but alot of people collect glass door knobs they are highly sought after
@55tarBull
@55tarBull 5 жыл бұрын
@@chelseaabbott8167 uh huh, you got the whole collection huh!?
@slayergirl6983
@slayergirl6983 3 жыл бұрын
"I feel like that freezer has had lots of dead bodies in it." 😂 I was thinking the same thing!
@zarachastellaris9016
@zarachastellaris9016 4 жыл бұрын
You crack me up! No matter how bad I'm feeling, you always make me laugh!
@OctaviaMarshay
@OctaviaMarshay 5 жыл бұрын
lol the grills are on a mouth mold, not a dead persons mouth, i think the irony was they were “10k 14k gold grills” but only $35 😭
@shockbot1714
@shockbot1714 5 жыл бұрын
When you haven’t rode your bike in 5 years and it’s rusty AF 1:43 13:05
@maddyhaskell2032
@maddyhaskell2032 5 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves so many more likes omg
@shockbot1714
@shockbot1714 5 жыл бұрын
Maddy Haskell thx
@shockbot1714
@shockbot1714 5 жыл бұрын
LEILANI KING lmao
@stephaniewilliams996
@stephaniewilliams996 5 жыл бұрын
You should do an ASMR video of you laughing 😂
@noahverrier4498
@noahverrier4498 5 жыл бұрын
When your friend trips and starts crying 1:43
@introvertedgal2427
@introvertedgal2427 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen a church say loose instead of lose. They were trying to say something along the lines of, 'How can a man be happy if they loose their soul'!
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын
Adobe Animations Lmao if I heard that I woulda died laughing.
@riffnmo6022
@riffnmo6022 5 жыл бұрын
“This is the fugliest chair I ever seen” -Alonzo
@lilmommabudgets5402
@lilmommabudgets5402 5 жыл бұрын
"Is that a satin pillow?" Me: omg its a menstrual cup 😂😂😂
@yendib1021
@yendib1021 5 жыл бұрын
Eating while watching this was not a good idea... I nearly choked to death from laughing too hard 😂😂
@kivigray0423
@kivigray0423 5 жыл бұрын
“Did you forget to take the mouth out?” 😂
@si11ysaucer
@si11ysaucer 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love watching you, your laugh is so wholesome.
@amesave1456
@amesave1456 5 жыл бұрын
Did ya really asked this man for his underwear😭
@StrugglBus
@StrugglBus 5 жыл бұрын
A picture of door knobs “I’m not going to KNOCK anyone’s hobby” well played
@NurseRatched84
@NurseRatched84 5 жыл бұрын
I won’t lie; I’m thinking of selling my heart for $1 now. It’s broken, but the right person can fix it. 💔
@lunitariaprime
@lunitariaprime 4 жыл бұрын
OK, the drone thing nearly killed me dead laughing XD
@obiwankenobodyasked5989
@obiwankenobodyasked5989 5 жыл бұрын
1:45 Everyones laugh:normal Alonze ketones laugh: like a dang mouse!!
@maryalamo6186
@maryalamo6186 5 жыл бұрын
How facebook let people post these things but wants to flag me for selling bus passes I bought too many of 😒...
@kikib.4519
@kikib.4519 5 жыл бұрын
Probably for legal reasons.
@brooklyn-catmom
@brooklyn-catmom 5 жыл бұрын
When Alonzo's laugh is funnier then the post 😂
@macymccadden8923
@macymccadden8923 5 жыл бұрын
"I jus need luv" me too girl, me too 😂😂😂
@chychy34212
@chychy34212 5 жыл бұрын
Same with the Febreze thing! I'll just spray my sheets and keep going! It's been a few months!
@bigbadoros4566
@bigbadoros4566 4 жыл бұрын
14:06 We just found Olaf the puddle from Frozen 🤣😂🤣😂
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