saw the lacoste and the title and was thinking the exact same thing, it smells very pleasant but very juvenile. think a middle schooler could easily pull it off. i still wear it, even though, like you, i don't feel it fitting me at all. no idea what fecal note you are referring to though, it's purely fresh-sweet and a bit fizzy on me, with a very slight tartness giving it some zing, but no fecal note, not at all.