the 1911 doesn't have a cult following, it has a colt following.
@ThePants20128 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@northernnightmare79868 жыл бұрын
That pun has it's mare-its
@alphatyrant86778 жыл бұрын
here. take this L.
@assassinherring91068 жыл бұрын
+Haydn Herring even though I love it
@georgechrist28868 жыл бұрын
nice !
@nicholasmapes5 жыл бұрын
Glock owner - "glocks are perfect from the factory " Same glock owner- "replaces all the moving parts with aftermarket performance, for... reasons..."
@noname-wo8zp5 жыл бұрын
I have a stock gloc gen 3 had for a year or 2 it dose what i need it to do shot straight fun range toy
@nicholasmapes5 жыл бұрын
@@noname-wo8zp just poking fun. Glocks are fine firearms. My. Buddy has one, never had an issue with it.
@elijahsellers37275 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasmapes I recently bought a 10mm Glock. It's tons of fun to shoot. If I do anything to it, it would be getting night sights. Sometimes I carry it hunting, and there are coyotes where we hunt. I'd like to be able to see the sights better after dark on the way to the truck if need be.
@nicholasmapes5 жыл бұрын
@@elijahsellers3727 i upgraded the sights on my Beretta to night sights, I'll never go back.
@elijahsellers37275 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasmapes I also have a Beretta 92 fs.
@Fr0stbite18017 жыл бұрын
Hmm. I expected The Church of Mosintology and The Children of Kalashnikov to be included in this as well.
@jagannathbarman67127 жыл бұрын
Kenji1801 Alongside the holy ARan
@aspen4717 жыл бұрын
Kenji1801 don't forget the leveramtoligyists
@keenumman17 жыл бұрын
All filthy heathens. The one true messenger of our lord is John Moses Browning.
@Hidensee6 жыл бұрын
And ortodox church of SKS and reformed church of Bubbagun?
@Okuni_6 жыл бұрын
keenumman1 you mean the state of Utah?
@indy9084 жыл бұрын
In 500 years some dude in the space force will have a 1911 on his belt.
@1911dawg3 жыл бұрын
:)
@mr.bigglesworth19703 жыл бұрын
facts. 😂
@josie40653 жыл бұрын
Yep, the 2511 version.
@terrybaird31223 жыл бұрын
I once read that when the first American Starship leaves orbit, it will be carrying three things for sure. Duct tape, WD-40, and 1911s.
@SirLyonhart3 жыл бұрын
@@terrybaird3122 Better make it 4, M&M's.
@ryanr.51587 жыл бұрын
the FAL secret signal isn't any kind of hand sign or password, it's a pair of very, very short khaki shorts.
@dogguy86036 жыл бұрын
Very underappreciated comment
@johntitor79896 жыл бұрын
^Underrated
@whitetrash18646 жыл бұрын
Slot floppys my friends
@TheWolfsnack5 жыл бұрын
...with lots of pockets
@BlankPicketSign5 жыл бұрын
Of course those very short khaki shorts can only be properly cleaned by Apartheid Pods™
@aromanchuk20095 жыл бұрын
Brilliant: "if you have to systematically break down why our current equipment is better than stuff from 100 years ago, may be the stuff from 100 is not so bad"
@IrridatedLink4 жыл бұрын
My now 1904 Mauser model98 still shoots true, even after 116 years. Granted, the wood stock is certainly dry and could use some going over, but overall the gun shoots wonderfully and has proven to be reliable even after 50+ rounds down range in one sitting (she gets hot okay, I don’t feel comfortable doing more than 100 on a cool day, and I don’t wanna push the old girl too far.)
@zsd1014 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from the video. :)
@ViktoriousDead4 жыл бұрын
Just saying that isn't an argument.... at all
@thatbirb47434 жыл бұрын
@@ViktoriousDead OK then, why not? I'm sure you can tell me exactly why you think that way.
@ViktoriousDead4 жыл бұрын
That Birb showing how something is better by having a factual argument and breaking that down step by step, IS NOT an argument for things made in the past. I love old guns, but the OG Comment is an argument for why old guns are somehow superior.
@coolsenjoyer5 жыл бұрын
Didn't FAL fail the US trials because some dude in the Ordnance Department pushed really hard for M14 to be adopt... *gets taken out by a Springfield Armory sniper*
@30dollarnightvision145 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes an undead sniper.
@Seriona14 жыл бұрын
From my understanding, I thought the FAL failed US trials and THUS the M14 was created. I could be wrong.
@bgbeck554 жыл бұрын
The FAL "failed" because , "It wasn't invented here." Here being the Springfield Armory by U.S. Ordnance.
@novajam17694 жыл бұрын
Caesar Seriona you’re wrong it was 100% because it wasn’t made in America
@Seriona14 жыл бұрын
@@novajam1769 I never said that was the reason.
@anthonymartinez30844 жыл бұрын
I'm part of the old and dwindling church of 357 magnum revolvers where six rounds is enough and cookies are always baked
@TheSkilledSnowman3 жыл бұрын
Haha good one
@garyacker73883 жыл бұрын
@@TheSkilledSnowman yes I love my model 13 Smith and Wesson "4" barrel. They never jam and very accurate.
@thethinkinggriesbach76003 жыл бұрын
Well let me join your congregation
@23Robusto3 жыл бұрын
I asked a cop who wore a .357 why he didn't carry a semi auto and his reply was "Revolvers never jam"
@anthonymartinez30843 жыл бұрын
@@23Robusto they get hung up if the gun is dirty or primer is sticking out too far but my ruger security six always fires and is deadly accurate
@1whoIs5 жыл бұрын
One category of 1911 shooters, the converts, those of us who fired the 1911 for the first time and just knew that it was the one.
@davishalsan51674 жыл бұрын
True for me. First Pistol I ever shot and I knew it was the one for me.
@jamieoneal71204 жыл бұрын
@@davishalsan5167 yep👍👍
@elmoomle45654 жыл бұрын
Totally true for me. The erg's on the 1911 simply 'fit' my hand better than any other pistol. I prefer the polymer-free heft, appreciate the mature design, and outstanding trigger. I like my self defense weapons to continue being weapons even when empty...
@tjwright4 жыл бұрын
Yup. I used to be a police officer and I trained extensively with a DA/SA double stack 9mm (before Glocks were the thing). I still have my old duty pistol (and even have the serial number memorized). BUT, I carry my 1911 way more... and my 1911 is far and away my favorite pistol. Fits me better, is thinner, and I just shoot it way better.
@Okami13134 жыл бұрын
I didn't even need to fire it. When I was shopping for pistols the guy at my local gun shop was letting me handle as many guns as I could. Every single gun felt off for some reason. The 1911 was the only one that felt right for me. I suppose that was the point of letting me handle half the guns in their inventory. You have to find the gun that feels right for you.
@thesturm86865 жыл бұрын
M1 Garand as body pillow? Noted
@AkeoT95 жыл бұрын
If you wrap it in a blanket it's not too bad
@leehongjin68845 жыл бұрын
M1 Garand is waifu confirmed.
@tomrkba46854 жыл бұрын
You are just discovering the therapeutic benefits of the M1 body pillow?
@DreadnoughtHvor4 жыл бұрын
The Order of the Mauser laughs at your semi-automatic body pillow.
@bluewarbler90344 жыл бұрын
*laughs in GFL*
5 жыл бұрын
"I carry a 1911 because merrica!" *purchases $300 foreign made 1911s stamped with old or stolen US company logos for $800*
@spencersolomon7095 жыл бұрын
Murica*
@bryanmartinez66004 жыл бұрын
@Robert LaRoque AMERIKA
@peasantsarerevolting93434 жыл бұрын
Glock owners are like vegans, 10 seconds into a conversation you know who they are.
@laughingsnake19894 жыл бұрын
Steven Wall rock island armory for the win can’t afford a us built 1911
@lifegoeson054 жыл бұрын
@@laughingsnake1989 that's disgusting
@michaelam90634 жыл бұрын
I've got both a Glock and a 1911. Obviously, I keep them in separate parts of the safe.
@tilvalhalla93433 жыл бұрын
@@kennydoggins1712 sig p320
@hunnerat-touaregi4439 Жыл бұрын
@@kennydoggins17121911.
@0hn0haha8 жыл бұрын
"Ancient pagan revolvers"
@Warptenlololol8 жыл бұрын
top kek material.
@brucegao53537 жыл бұрын
totally
@MrUSA-uk2bi6 жыл бұрын
0hn0haha too funny. He is a great comedy narrator!
@luchacefox2596 жыл бұрын
I cling to my pagan ways. All hail Linebaugh. 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475 475
@nathandamaren20936 жыл бұрын
0hn0haha "The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves."
@huntersmith85868 жыл бұрын
"In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain." Praise be to Browning my brohters.
@SudsyMedusa537 жыл бұрын
Amen
@larrycaldwell34937 жыл бұрын
Hunter Smith that's the best comment on 1911 I ever heard. lol
@coyotejohn31017 жыл бұрын
Except John Browning never got to finish the Hi-Power.
@joshuabrown78157 жыл бұрын
You fool! 1911 was given to man as a gift to continue through the centuries! He intended us to evolve and modernize it while continuing to make the old designs. It is a travesty that the 1911 has not been made with newer features like a hi-cap, low-power double stack 9milimeter variant and given tactical rails!
@mitchelll8997 жыл бұрын
Hunter Smith you do know the buck mark from Browning was the first semi auto pistol developed in 1896.
@mr.eschrich22357 жыл бұрын
He forgot Saint kalashnikov from the church of avtomat
@greasedog5 жыл бұрын
I was shocked he didn’t include both AK & AR cultist.
@archmagosdeciuskronen15015 жыл бұрын
Greetings from the Drotherhood of the Avtomat, we bring the divine Gospel of Automatic fire made an art form!
@blakebonner11525 жыл бұрын
greasedog ars are like christianity. There’s so many different sub religions. So the ar would take its own video
@vegaspapp3395 жыл бұрын
Cykin sin
@elifite56335 жыл бұрын
CARNIVORI5 CORN I’m a proud member of it
@crosisofborg55243 жыл бұрын
I would think you’d mention the largest cult of guns on earth. The AK47
@joseaguirre7442 жыл бұрын
Yeah but that’s a niche market. I don’t know anyone with an ak
@bryanmartinez66004 жыл бұрын
I want to own an Arisaka for home defense and in case an intruder breaks in I'll bayonet charge him in the true Bushido warrior spirit.
@nyeoncolors69494 жыл бұрын
You have to yell banzai like it’s bloody murders
@rayward42734 жыл бұрын
Hai, wakarimasuka!
@olliegoria4 жыл бұрын
Enola Gay says hello
@treroney47204 жыл бұрын
Banzaaaaiiiii
@maxtonking50714 жыл бұрын
You both may go to the hospital, with that kick from the arisaka.
@beastbro98236 жыл бұрын
You forgot one: The Ten Churches of the Ruger 10/22
@wowthatsawesome27626 жыл бұрын
That’s just a fun gun no one would argue it’s the best. Maybe they could argue it’s the best .22 lr cause it probably is though
@flako71055 жыл бұрын
😂
@icarvs_vivit5 жыл бұрын
Shooting cans and bottles in my backyard is the only suitable used of a firearm.
@shanekingsley2515 жыл бұрын
@@icarvs_vivit So true. "Tactical" for me is an old patio chair I use as a gun rest while destroying an empty can of Steel Reserve.
@reb10505 жыл бұрын
Never really thought about being someone that would be considered as a member of a cult following. However, after watching this video, I realized, my association with the 10/22 could definitely fall within that category. After all, if is one of the few firearms I have that is still in use after over 50 yrs. My Ruger 10/22 and my Remington Wingmaster 870 have both served me well for over 50 yrs. now and I assure you, I have relayed my opinion of both on numerous occsions.
@joshuagrahamcrackers6 жыл бұрын
CZ didn't make it on this video because it isn't a cult. It is the One True Faith.
@johnasbury13385 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@xzqzq5 жыл бұрын
Make mine CZ52 in 7.62 Tok, pls.
@michaeldragicevich8205 жыл бұрын
When the Shadows come out they all run and hide.
@sdivine135 жыл бұрын
Guessing you've never heard of saint beretta
@kyjohns82715 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@MINNISOTA4204 жыл бұрын
As long as you're not apart of the church of Hi-Pointology you're good in my book.
@jeremyledoux79184 жыл бұрын
Y E E T
@ingramjd3 жыл бұрын
Did the tupperware if you want, I still say it's certainly good enough for the price.
@Chaosfragment18093 жыл бұрын
ALL PRAISE THE HOLY YEET CANON
@philkearny55873 жыл бұрын
Made in America. Lifetime warranty. Customer service speaks English. Won’t bankrupt you if police take it for evidence. Replacement cost is less than the cost of a Glock slide. So ugly that most burglars will pass on it.
@Chaosfragment18093 жыл бұрын
@@philkearny5587 hi points are good for the price but they are soooo fucking heavy
@jamesharding34595 жыл бұрын
Why is the Church of Armalite disregarded?
@charles14125 жыл бұрын
James Harding they’ve been black list the last few decades. Everyone is scared of them and avoids them.
@fixinggrace4 жыл бұрын
The church of ArmaLite is alive and well. But it is a secret cult
@dangoober69034 жыл бұрын
IRA
@rubberuke4 жыл бұрын
It's not a cult if everyone follows it.
@ieuanhunt5524 жыл бұрын
What about the Brotherhood of papa Kalashnikov
@XxJERICHOHOLICxX134 жыл бұрын
Hey, M1 cultist here, just stopping by to let you know that you only need to make quick follow up shots if you miss, which myself and every other Garand owner have never done. I actually had to look up what it meant to "miss a shot" because that is a brand new concept to me. Maybe the problem isn't in the M1 Garand for not being able to make quick follow up shots, but rather it is on you for not being able to hit your shots.
@mr.bigglesworth19703 жыл бұрын
i got the chance to shoot a real war torn m1 as a mostly novice shooter years and years ago.. was plinking shit way further away than i could hit with anything els. needless to say i was amazed. it was twice as old as i and had iron sights. got a good laugh out of your comment 😂
@Patrix2993 жыл бұрын
I tell glock guys that if you miss the first 5 shots then you don't deserve the next 12
@caseyforeman49923 жыл бұрын
Aim assist was critical in the Big One
@studentdrake3 жыл бұрын
@@Patrix299 That doesn't add up, if you're first 5 miss you only have 5 more shots left. Where did you get 12 from? That would mean the mag held 17 rounds and we all Know that's impossible, nobody makes a mag that holds more than 10 rounds.
@Patrix2993 жыл бұрын
@@studentdrake idk if that was sarcasm but I was speaking in terms of the glock 17. Which does hold 17 rounds
@HunterKiller7624 жыл бұрын
I felt personally attacked when he said that people sleep with Garands like a body pillow. No shame in it
@josie40653 жыл бұрын
Then why did you feel personally attacked? I don't own a Garand, but I would like to sleep with one as a pillow.
@timothysullysullivan25713 жыл бұрын
just be sure to lubricate liberally
@karlhaber19043 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@timhaugen64103 жыл бұрын
It didn't sound like he meant it in a bad way. Wasn't that part of the training in Full Metal Jacket?
@coppertopv3653 жыл бұрын
In the Army I had to sleep with an M16A2, M4, and a M9 pistol (mostly at different times..) sleeping with a firearm is no big deal.. unless your married.
@user-sx1jb8gc6s3 жыл бұрын
Surprised SKS didn't make this list. Those dudes are nuts about that gun.
@anthonyb5563 жыл бұрын
We've become closeted because of everybody clowning on 762x39 lol
@SA-xf1eb3 жыл бұрын
True
@hillbillydeluxe17763 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@coppertopv3653 жыл бұрын
I'm not nutz .. but they are good firearms
@seanmares24063 жыл бұрын
@@coppertopv365 your right the sks is a awesome rifle I've never had any problems it will eat anything you throw at it
@thebullmoose83167 жыл бұрын
"You don't need a thumb anyway." - Every Garand fanboy
@TheUnclebuck56 жыл бұрын
I love my Garand, now that my fingernail grew back.
@miscmilitaria85666 жыл бұрын
I don’t need my thumb
@lilrow42065 жыл бұрын
Technically the thumb is the most useless finger.
@Nutellafuerst5 жыл бұрын
@@lilrow4206 actually, the thumb is the most important finger of em all. it is the one that allows us to actually grip things instead of just hooking them.
@mikeboardley54825 жыл бұрын
lilrow420 technically that is completely wrong
@ourlordandsaviorjohnmosesb49808 жыл бұрын
join us
@FreudRulz8 жыл бұрын
Porque?
@ABowlofPho8 жыл бұрын
+OobiDoobScoobyDoobyBenubi Because they have cookies.
@cadenrobl4738 жыл бұрын
praise saint browing
@julianhong3988 жыл бұрын
+TFB TV this guy actually created an account for this video
@ourlordandsaviorjohnmosesb49808 жыл бұрын
we also have a Facebook page m.facebook.com/Our-Lord-and-Savior-John-Moses-Browning-1297620180264960/
@martinrigggs5005 жыл бұрын
The 1911 is the most beautiful weapon and you realize it when you turn around to gaze upon it the same way you you do when you walk away from beautiful classic car
@olliegoria4 жыл бұрын
Like a big old muscle car. It may be big, heavy, and kinda inefficient by todays standards. But itll get the job done, look good while it does, and it can usually knock down anything in front of it like a raging son of a bitch.
@andersonrobotics56084 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Steaphens some special forces still use it, albeit with heavy modifications
@originalyoutubenamethatsag63214 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Steaphens it’s still better than the majority of USA pistols and pistols around the world
@aaahhhhhhh3 жыл бұрын
Personally it’s just a bit to plain for me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great pistol though. I just prefer a sig 229, 226, or M17.
@saihemebillings28203 жыл бұрын
This is so true.
@carlhicksjr84013 жыл бұрын
'... they have to face Camp Perry and pray 5 times a day...' Daaaayammmm!
@jancovanderwesthuizen80705 жыл бұрын
Even Afrikaans people like the FAL. Our secret signs are shorts, rugby jerseys and old flags
@seantheguy13915 жыл бұрын
Are you from Rhodesia or SA?
@Seriona14 жыл бұрын
Na, most of Africa seems to love the SKS.
@freevbucks80194 жыл бұрын
Then you'd like a PSL more
@sheevpalpatine804 жыл бұрын
@@Nightingale-eq6fg R4 and R5s are South African Galils
@Nightingale-eq6fg4 жыл бұрын
@@sheevpalpatine80 hey mate, yeah you're right, my bad
@gato237 жыл бұрын
FAL shooters also wear short shorts and have the Rhodesian flag in their house.
@schalksmit18206 жыл бұрын
gato23 old South African flag and yes we like our khaki shorts
@sabotabby_6 жыл бұрын
I love FALs ngl, *and Rhodesia*
@BlankPicketSign5 жыл бұрын
Of course those khaki shorts can only be properly cleaned by Apartheid Pods™
@TheWolfsnack5 жыл бұрын
@@BlankPicketSign ...ouch....
@Hadrexus5 жыл бұрын
I have never shot any other assault rifles other than the FAL thanks to conscripted reservist training but I must say it felt wonderful and I can't wait to become an american citizen eventually and try out the other flavors of rifle out there
@tfbtv8 жыл бұрын
For those asking about the AR/AK: I figured the AR and AK are so mainstream that they can't really be considered to have a "cult following". I think the casual owners far outnumber the die hard fanboys. For this same reason I though about excluding Glock, but I just couldn't resist.
@michaelscot98 жыл бұрын
Well what about Mosin Fanboys? Maybe it's just me but I tend to come across a lot more of those than M1 Garanders...
@tfbtv8 жыл бұрын
+michaelscot9 Eh, a good amount of mosin owners just bought one because they picked one out of a big barrel for $60. Few folks champion them as being legitimately good guns.
@robbk57698 жыл бұрын
+TFB TV i know many neckbearded 30 year olds who tell other people that they're the most accurate rifles around, then say it was user error when it shoots 16 feet groupings from 2 yards away.
@TheComedyButchers8 жыл бұрын
+TFB TV why didn't you include the moist nugget(garbage rod{piece of shit}) fanbase?
@XSaintsofDoomX8 жыл бұрын
go over the FN Five-SeveN please
@seleckt66003 жыл бұрын
"There must be some sort of tell or secret handshake that lets one and other know they're members of the same club" Short shorts.
@lutenantsweedpertasa3 жыл бұрын
That’s precisely how we do it.
@larry744037 жыл бұрын
Hail Garand full of grace John Browning is with thee, blessed man among gun makers and blessed are the wares of Springfield Armory, Hail Garand father of M1’s pray for us shooters now, and at the hour of bending our Op rods. Amen
@meganobgutzkraka23986 жыл бұрын
amen
@miscmilitaria85666 жыл бұрын
Amen
@wisemansocrates6 жыл бұрын
Amen God bless the Garand. Ping!
@darnit19446 жыл бұрын
Our Browning who arts in heaven Hallowed be thy name Thy 1911 comes Thy will be done On front lines as it is in shooting ranges Give us today our daily .45 rounds, and forgive our HKs, as we forgive AK commies Dont lead us into Glocks, but deliver us from Hi Points For thy is the kingdom, the stopping power, the glory, Forever and ever Amen
@elementxghilliejoshf.28446 жыл бұрын
John browning doesn’t get enough credit I mean he made the 1911 which was in military service until the 70s and still actively used today by civilians
@hunter55020005 жыл бұрын
Anything by John Moses Browning I love. Firearms wouldn't be the same without him.
@michaeldelano36454 жыл бұрын
There was another guy... named Mauser... also pretty good at designing stuff... like the .303 Enfield and the Springfield.
@ARC-Driver4 жыл бұрын
I would say that there is another too: kalashnikov. Modern combat wouldn't be the same without his works.
@BlobsterX4 жыл бұрын
There is also another guy, his name Mr Stoner. Quite a great fellow, and a pretty decent firearms designer
@BlobsterX4 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Borisov Really wasna combo of a Hakin, Stg, and a 1911. Not inspired quite like Kalashnikov
@tufelhunden57953 жыл бұрын
All hail JMB. I'm slowly gathering every piece of protection he ever designed.
@OneCoolHand8 жыл бұрын
I love how the 1911 is continually bashed, and yet every new pistol is compared to it.
@slick25178 жыл бұрын
Always thought new pistols were compared to a glock
@OneCoolHand8 жыл бұрын
Its hard to compare to Glock. The 1911 set the bar high, and Glock raised it even higher. So new pistols have to meet the standards of the 1911 at the least.
@slick25178 жыл бұрын
It might be that 1911s don't seem too popular here. All the police forces and military sidearms are glocks and it is fairly difficult to get a handgun licence so that might be why.
@OneCoolHand8 жыл бұрын
Where do you live?
@slick25178 жыл бұрын
Australia
@jordanjoestar88393 жыл бұрын
Glock owners- "Glocks are perfect! I only replaced my trigger, barrel, grip, sights, magazine, recoil spring and the entire action." Me- "my 30 year old Beretta M9 is still OEM..."
@fettsforlife40813 жыл бұрын
And how many times did it jam
@maxwellmortimermontoure72743 жыл бұрын
How them mags holding up? I only replace the sights in my glocks. They work well and I like them.
@MattiasTheMerc2 жыл бұрын
There’s no need to change anything other than sights. But I change those on all my pistols.
@bobyjones3905 Жыл бұрын
I have 4 Glocks all stock
@jasonmariott71186 жыл бұрын
The Church of CZ is growing stronger by the day.
@tr4nsg0th1ca4 жыл бұрын
May the Shadows protect you, true believer.
@seantheguy13914 жыл бұрын
mountainhobo Czechs are mostly catholic.
@seantheguy13914 жыл бұрын
mountainhobo Shit your right! Should I delete my comment mate.
@zozo_letsplayz8504 жыл бұрын
i dont see the appeal of CZs so ill have to try one and find out
@rc591914 жыл бұрын
I'm not complaining lol. I'll chose CZ over anything Austrian or German any day.
@Timboslice4758 жыл бұрын
I'm apart of the 1911 cult. Though, I can respect other people's faith. They're just wrong.
@GhostsOfAzrael8 жыл бұрын
To deny the 1911 is to deny the lord, God [Browning]. They will burn in hell.
@gabrielyounts75558 жыл бұрын
all hail 1911s
@BurnedSpace8 жыл бұрын
How people can't drool over a stainless 1911 will forever evade me.
@JackClockerinos8 жыл бұрын
M1911 is a religion of peace.
@RalphReagan8 жыл бұрын
+BurnedSpace Amen
@bhoff512975 жыл бұрын
The 1911 was the first gun I ever shot, however that was two days ago...
@bassaholicpong5 жыл бұрын
1911 was the first proper gun I shot too 17 years ago.
@bodieb.12394 жыл бұрын
I love my 1911. Sometimes I just look at it whilst sipping on a single malt. So relaxing.
@jeepsblackpowderandlights43053 жыл бұрын
haha
@normferguson27693 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t your 1911 have a manufacturer (Springfield, …)?
@bodieb.12393 жыл бұрын
@@normferguson2769 Springfield Range Officer Compact 9mm. I think target aim is more repeatable with 9mm vs. 45. BUT I'd still like a 45. So Maybe this year?
@rc591913 жыл бұрын
I had a GSG version of it friends used to give me shit saying I need to keep it attached to a lanyard and carry a whistle in case I come across a trench that needs storming lol.
@Xanatos7128 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say the 1911 has a... *Colt* following.
We shall praise Father Browning and his friend Colten we shall revive the father and bring his legends back to life he shall remove us of sin and gift us the knowledge of his wisdom for we shall continue his legacy
@williamcorbett53426 жыл бұрын
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YEEEEEESSSSSSSS
@dolan6608 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the commentary. Well thought out and funny.
@tfbtv8 жыл бұрын
+sean dolan Thanks Sean
@mattv20998 жыл бұрын
How did you know I have a Glock tramp stamp?
@tfbtv8 жыл бұрын
You were brandishing that shit at the last meeting bro.
@mattv20998 жыл бұрын
oh snapazine
@thatsnodildo19748 жыл бұрын
+MattV2099: Guns & Food bamboozled once again
@thehosergunguy48988 жыл бұрын
+MattV2099: Guns & Food how many 30 cal clips fit in a snapazine?
@mattv20998 жыл бұрын
The Hoser Gun Guy all of them
@MrBreaton3 жыл бұрын
"This, my son, is a 1911, given to us by the Lord God almighty through the wisdom of His prophet John Moses Browning, that we might smite our enemies, and walk among them without fear." (Book of John Moses 19:11.)
@HalfCrazy5203 жыл бұрын
Yay though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I have my blessed 1911 filled with its holy .45 ACP cartridges and I will smite a bitch.
@karlhaber19043 жыл бұрын
LOL- Love It!!
@giovannicervantes20533 жыл бұрын
And he was a Mormon too so the jello belt love it
@apexxxx103 жыл бұрын
*More Gospel! Bring in ON!*
@uninspiredrambler3 жыл бұрын
We can't expect God to do ALL the work
@hankhammer8698 жыл бұрын
The cult of Kalashnikov holds it's ground.
@mondaysinsanity81937 жыл бұрын
Henry Hartman it's not a cult, cults are based on belief Kalashnikov is science
@dragunmane30297 жыл бұрын
Henry Hartman as an AR guy i don't care
@alexandersokolnik15967 жыл бұрын
Henry Hartman Kalashnikov is too big to be a cult. It is a religion now.
@timonthetube927 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the cult of Kalashnikov and Church of the Armalite Saints should have been on here.
@noobsmoke797 жыл бұрын
Actually the religion is Church of the Black Rifle. The two denominations are Kalashnikov and Stoner.
@claudiodiaz97524 жыл бұрын
My guesses before watching: Glock Mosin Nagant M1 Garand 1911 Beretta 92
@kenshiroFNS4 жыл бұрын
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@joshuadickson62774 жыл бұрын
i thought ak47
@geoff78944 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the cz-75 was going to show up
@seanfernandolopez91394 жыл бұрын
most CZ handguns has cult followers
@geoff78944 жыл бұрын
@@seanfernandolopez9139 Cuz they make some dope ass solid firearms
@aeroblitzxt00795 жыл бұрын
What about the witnesses of the ar-15
@coreydabrowski22495 жыл бұрын
That's a style of weapon, not a specific weapon. That's like categorizing bolt action rifle owners together.
@azalkathegunpowderdragon94395 жыл бұрын
@@coreydabrowski2249 agreed, those of us who carry are many and can be zealous.. but frankly id like to believe the AR has transended it's m16 roots.. especially since now they come in just about every chamber imagineable...
@598bryce5 жыл бұрын
@@coreydabrowski2249 I feel like its following should get it on the list anyway. I love AR but I don't even really see whats so special about them. There's way better guns out there. Why do people need to have so many bells and whistles on their rifles? Personally I prefer retro style. Like the A1.
@coreydabrowski22495 жыл бұрын
@@598bryce I completely understand why it's such a popular platform. So many different calibers and configurations. Nearly endless possibilities with the AR platform. Want a long range .308? Got it. Short barrel PWD with a foldable stock and chambered in 9mm? Got that too.
@598bryce5 жыл бұрын
@@coreydabrowski2249 oh no doubt I love it. I just don't like highly customized ones. I see an AR as a rugged made for war tough as nails machine but when I see one with a custom paint job, 2 different grips, a scope twice the price of the rifle, a custom trigger, a flashlight AND lazer on it, I'm afraid to even touch it out of fear that I'll break something. Thats why i like the bare bones down to business ones. I have an SP1/M16A1 style build with iron sights and its perfect
@jetmark81963 жыл бұрын
3:34 You have just committed a crime by muting the Garand ping
@GinoMarks7 жыл бұрын
If you'll excuse me I suddenly feel I... need to purchase a P7...
@julian235615 жыл бұрын
@@Quentyn73 buy a P7 and see the light.
@Neowartoe5 жыл бұрын
I want a P7 but i think I would get a usp first
@julian235615 жыл бұрын
@@Neowartoe P7, NO OTHER WAY TO SEE THE LIGHT.
@25centsapop4 жыл бұрын
*sets my sks aside to caress my 1911* : Dont worry baby, I know what my first love will always be.
@jamesward48933 жыл бұрын
If my house ever catches on fire I have my priorities straight, Dogs first, then my Harley, then my guns especially the 1911’s and then if there’s time I’ll get the wife.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vivangreco17105 жыл бұрын
Great video! As an owner of several Glocks, a handful of 1911s, and a FAL, I'm guilty of some of the silliness you talked of. But really, we live in the golden age of civilian firearms technology. Sig, H&K,Walther, Smith and Wesson, Springfield, Ruger, etc etc, there have never been so many reliable, affordable, usable guns to choose from, and the ammunition we have to choose from has similarly advanced by leaps and bounds. I'm just happy to see people excited about the sport and concerned about preserving our rights to keep and bear. Keep making these wonderful videos!
@floriduhman95203 жыл бұрын
Possibly because its the only one I can still afford to shoot anymore, but my go to is a Ruger 10/22. Fun for all ages. Had it since elementary school and still makes me smile when it comes out to play.
@qpat3005 жыл бұрын
Pills that are hard to swallow: "The glock is uncomfortable to shoot and feels weird to hold compared to the sig and ANY 1911"
@chillakillakillshot32494 жыл бұрын
@LongDaLLassmh
@rubberuke4 жыл бұрын
Commoners choosing a 3 round, 100 yo .45 over a modern firearm. Git gud peasant.
@chillakillakillshot32494 жыл бұрын
@@rubberuke I think its 9+1
@chillakillakillshot32494 жыл бұрын
@LongDaLLas you'd sacrifice reliability , accuracy and the compactness of a gun just cause it doesn't feel comfortable?
@rubberuke4 жыл бұрын
@@chillakillakillshot3249 I understand, it varies a bit. My flippant comment aside, 9 rounds is middle of the road. definitely going in the "con" column these days
@wiegl85965 жыл бұрын
U.S ordnance office: God damn it pardner dis here Fal ain't gud nuff for the good ol us of a!!! *adopts m14* U.S ordnance office: PERFECTION
@thecoolnerdplaysvr56745 жыл бұрын
*the m14 is a lousy service rifle*
@letsgetilluminaughty50825 жыл бұрын
@@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 woah hold on der partner
@josh_da_boss_hello45715 жыл бұрын
sean smith m14 was a great rifle for what it was meant for. It was never meant for close forest combat. It is a battle rifle and is meant to be an in between for assault rifles and marksman rifles. And it is great at that. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it’ll always be bad.
@doon38394 жыл бұрын
M16A1
@jussayinmipeece10694 жыл бұрын
@@josh_da_boss_hello4571 the M14 ws a terrible rifle for what it was meant for. It was too heavy, the ammo was way too powerful for a general purpose rifle and it was way too expensive and delicate for the purpose. When you put that together with the fact that the fit in the stock needed adjustment all the time and field stripping was hard for the average grunt then you had a terrible rifle. Sure its great for the navy who dont have to carry the thing and who have armorers down the next corridor but for everyone else it was a freakin boat anchor
@holy-wankenobi87433 жыл бұрын
“Cherished by its owners so much so that it acts as a substitute for a body pillow” the first thing I thought of was M1 thumb (garand thumb), and, yeeeaaah just let that sink in
@timhaugen64103 жыл бұрын
They ARE cuddly looking.
@SR-71_3 жыл бұрын
Pride month
@MarineFilms5 жыл бұрын
I’m a member of the church of Garand, and the church of Springfield 1903.
@Joe-rx7ht5 жыл бұрын
Now you need the Church of M14.
@femf13728 жыл бұрын
Well, I can see why old people are with the M1. After all, it's the Garand-father of American semi-autos.
@kstreet11626 жыл бұрын
TDGrube nice pun
@argenti36096 жыл бұрын
Murad Anvar don't encourage the grarandad jokes
@thecoolnerdplaysvr56745 жыл бұрын
@@argenti3609 garandpa
@MEleven-wh2kh5 жыл бұрын
@Selbstlader 1916 *Canadian-American*
@uralbob15 жыл бұрын
Glocks are like Harley Davidsons.... If you want a truly unique Glock or Harley, leave it stock!
@MarcinKryszak4 жыл бұрын
More like Toyota Camry
@thebusterdog9214 жыл бұрын
I disagree, 1911's are like Harley Davidsons, traditional. Is it high tech, no. Is it fast and sexy, no. But when the chips are down, it will work if you take care of it. I know, I own a Harley, and several makes and models of 1911's. And if I ever had to give up everything I own, the last 2 things to go would be my Harley and my 1911's.
@thebusterdog9214 жыл бұрын
@Judge Dredd Like anything today, Harley Davidson included, it all depends on how you take care of it. There isn't a "Block" made today that in a Generation won't be in a landfill somewhere. Not to mention they were the only the only small arms company that willingly sold millions of guns to ISIS and Al Qaeda. Google it.
@seantheguy13914 жыл бұрын
Kek
@seantheguy13914 жыл бұрын
Marcin Kryszak sick burn
@mccormyke3 жыл бұрын
I really must protest. Not only did you did you nail each cultist so well. Having myself been an active Grand self appointed Keeper of the Light in both Caliber & Pistol cults with over lapping membership I am qualifed to speak. And you said it better than I could sir! And that, quite frankly, stings.
@KeepItBrick6 жыл бұрын
Prediction before I watch; 1: 1911 ✅ 2: m1a1 Thompson (close enough to an m1) 3: any glock ✅ 4: an AK ❎ (srsly?) 5: Any AR ❎ (wth)
@EpilepticOrchestra4 жыл бұрын
KeepIt Brick same
@shadoexperamint4 жыл бұрын
Because the ak is a religion.
@alitlweird4 жыл бұрын
“M1- Garand = body pillow substitute.” 😆
@sledgehammerk353 жыл бұрын
I have no regrets 😂
@leehongjin68843 жыл бұрын
They love it so nuch they probably married their garands.
@Freak1David8 жыл бұрын
That Garand prayer makes me stop this video and laugh a lot. By lot, I mean, lots of them.
@tfbtv8 жыл бұрын
+David Satya Thanks for watching!
@Freak1David8 жыл бұрын
TFB TV Keep on going. My country is not as "liberal" as your state about the gun, so, it is kinda hard for "regular" citizen to get a hold on a gun. Thanks btw.
@joshbobst16298 жыл бұрын
Speaking of "the gun," ever see The Way of the Gun, with Benecio Del Toro, Julliette Lewis, James Caan and Ryan Phillipe? Do yourself a favor. The movie skewers Hollywood's love affair with violence at the same time in genuflects at it. A legitimate question I've been asking myself recently is: why does our society love violence in art, but mostly reject sex as a worthwhile subject for art? If I had to choose what I'd want in my personal life, I'd choose sex. Wouldn't anybody?
@bobsullivan57148 жыл бұрын
Fine....If you ever mind yourself under attack by a determined assailant, shake your pecker at him..........What the hell, it might work!
@ohyeahwhat53877 жыл бұрын
And the pair in Way of the Gun are NOT that good. Why would Del Toro waste all that ammo from the Galil so he could end up fighting mostly with the 1911. At least Phillipe had the 12 gauge.
@razgriz5013 жыл бұрын
My 1911 was my late Granddad's service pistol from when he was a Chief Bomber Mechanic back in Strategic Air Command. It's one of the few things I have left of him, and it's also one of my most prized possessions
@MilsurpWorld8 жыл бұрын
The cult of Mauser makes these other cults look like amateurs.
@jcodym138 жыл бұрын
Hail
@william207able8 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@darthshaggy96978 жыл бұрын
Hail Kar98k!!!
@ILikeTheThingsIDo8 жыл бұрын
Sign me up for the opposition. The Mauser is a great hunting rifle(as evidenced by the fact that it's action is in most bolt action hunting rifles) but I'll take 5 extra rounds and the ability to get them off very quickly over pin point accuracy that I'm not good enough to take advantage of anyway. Weirdo Brit guns FTW!
@BigMek4568 жыл бұрын
But the Mauser is the best bolt action ever created.
@kalebnolen16166 жыл бұрын
"They might scoff at you because your scary black rifle doesn't have enough walnut on it" 😂 😂 😂
@KillerOrca5 жыл бұрын
The secret; REPLACE THE FURNATURE
@Gotobar7 жыл бұрын
I swear to god if I have to hear the word Glock one more time...
Follwers of the glock religion remind me so much of the gay Apple fan boyz.
@manuelciancarella71524 жыл бұрын
My favorite cult Is the one of the Desert Eagle most of the members when you point out how bad the Desert as a gun is they usually just laugh their asses off and go "Giant sexy pistol no need no usability"
@tabasajustinjakej.77156 жыл бұрын
*mentions Glock* I'm sorry, where's the 2 world wars and stopping power that I subbed for?!
@hvymtal85665 жыл бұрын
Last but not least
@jamesharding34595 жыл бұрын
Ryan West Beg pardon, but where is the lead accelerator that armed Commonwealth troops for two world wars, Korea, Vietnam, and every conflict between?
@elijahsellers37275 жыл бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 being the SMLE, correct? Ironic that your thumbnail isn't a Union Jack.😁😁
@jamesharding34595 жыл бұрын
Inawana Industries I’m American, and proud of it. But I really like those Enfields!
@elijahsellers37275 жыл бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 never fired one, actually. I know they're pretty popular, though. Edit: I wasn't bashing you about the picture/gun, I was trying to be funny.
@Blake4Truth8 жыл бұрын
All of a sudden, I must have a P7! Weird, huh?
@drfeeelgoood58158 жыл бұрын
I agree
@lucaslee62158 жыл бұрын
dude, same here.
@Vaw.8 жыл бұрын
something just came over me and.... I need one
@mk84ldb8 жыл бұрын
No subliminal ads in that portion of the video. I wonder what P7's are going for these days? (That's strange, I never had that thought before............)
@levifontaine81865 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the 3rd Caphilate of the MP5 (bless it’s name may it’s holy grace live forever).
@notanoverlord4 жыл бұрын
Levi Fontaine the MP5 doesn’t need a cult, because it is objectively above average to this day. When someone buys an MP5, you don’t hear “BRO, you should have a bought...”, you hear “nice”.
@slowbutsure5042 жыл бұрын
Still my favorite video on TFB TV.
@who76577 жыл бұрын
FAL-Rhodesia intensifies
@jakubwasilewski97085 жыл бұрын
Alright so I have a new prayer before I sleep.... “Hail Garand, full of grace, John Browning is with thee. Blessed man among gunmakers And blessed are the wearers of Springfield Armory. Hail Garand, Father of M1’s, pray for us shooters, now and at the hour of breaking our Op. rods Amen”
@marcooliveira93354 жыл бұрын
Amém - Deus Vult
@mackmyles90343 жыл бұрын
Hail Garand!!!
@pgpleagueraces3 жыл бұрын
May you ping forever more.
@55Quirll4 жыл бұрын
Great video, thanks, my favorites are: 1. 1911A1 - Government model or Modern version 2. M1 Carbine 3. M1A1 Thompson Sub-machine Gun I have a soft spot in heart for WWII era fire arms.
@youraveragereloader6493 жыл бұрын
I like all but the M1A1, i prefer the M3A1
@55Quirll2 жыл бұрын
@lance22me Thanks 👍
@lockehaney30133 жыл бұрын
I love the slight sarcastic whimsical tome in your descriptions of each gun
@vaughnslavin97845 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the humor and insight. I like what ever piece of hardware is available and loaded when needed.
@thomasgabaldon10475 жыл бұрын
Democrats: The AR - 15 is scary. AR - 15: Why because I'm black?
@alexgarcia32245 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true 😂
@KP762a4 жыл бұрын
The AR platform is beautiful in black composite or in traditional wood. It's not the dress that's important, it's the Lady that wears it.
@emperorkane3174 жыл бұрын
ARs being black is literally one of the Dem`s arguments for it being scary
@SuperP374 жыл бұрын
That's because you're racist for having an AR15.....May I present the democratic socialist model of a non-racist model ..the kalashnikov
@emperorkane3174 жыл бұрын
The AK is black and brown, you racist bigot. If you ignore the race of the gun, then you are therefore ignoring racism, and are essentially saying racim isn`t a problem. Therefore you are racist.
@luasmartinez12624 жыл бұрын
"You can't put a price on perfection." I say this often to my friends when we are in Las Vegas. When I chant this mantra and spend that extra money on a finer class of Call Girl!
@foxtrotnine25043 жыл бұрын
Sees the last one mentioned is a colt 1911. Me: Alright colt boys. Time to suit up.
@PlanetRibooted8 жыл бұрын
I'm very surprised that I didn't see the Church of Ceska Zbrojovka of the year of our Lord Nineteen-Hundred and Seventy-Five.
@Cleverhandle3578 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@NikeaTiber8 жыл бұрын
Third. My SP01 tactical is so much better than its price tag suggests.
@8UP19777 жыл бұрын
CZ isn't a church, it's a guild, because you know there's work to be done.
@BushcraftingBogan7 жыл бұрын
I'm going to Join the local 75B congregation soon. ;)
@bradjohnson47877 жыл бұрын
C . . Z
@slashsd10007 жыл бұрын
The glock is like the Honda Prius of the gun world.
@kalebnolen16166 жыл бұрын
slashsd1000 im sorry what "Honda Prius"???? Toyota makes the frigging Prius, but yes the Glock is the most cliche gun of the handgun universe the ownership is so wide that the idiots that shouldn't get their hands on them do and make all Glock people look bad, same with the 1911 but it's more rare that the 1911 boys try to pretend they are better than everybody
@mothman-jz8ug6 жыл бұрын
Glock fan boyz remind me so much of the gay Apple fan boyz that I'd be afraid to pick one up, lest I start talking with a lisp.
@vincentsss6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaah ”Honda Prius”
@williamnicholson81336 жыл бұрын
slashsd1000 more like the toyota celica as it does work and is not a gimick just not super high end but gets the job done and costs a shit ton less than a combat ready 1911 lol
@noahtackett62646 жыл бұрын
slashsd1000 thought it was the Civic lol
@bnolsen6 жыл бұрын
You missed the all important church of CZ.
@tomjoseph14443 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Great video. I have been shooting and collecting for over 50 years and have seen most of these cults! Would never own an FAL because of the weight and that damn metal fore end. Not a pleasant thing to hold on to in the desert. I have at present cut my cache down to approx 100 guns. I must say that I also will never own a Glock. Not because there is anything wrong with them if used for their intended purpose but because there seems to be some magic involved. I see so many guys buy a Glock as their first gun and all of a sudden they are the gun expert of the century!
@bigchunk18 жыл бұрын
You forgot about Moxin Nagant owners. I have two.
@makeyoutubegreat8447 жыл бұрын
Da comrade
@makeyoutubegreat8447 жыл бұрын
Take mosin is good rifle
@Jeremiah905267 жыл бұрын
The typo made me think for a second that you were talking about some knock-off Mosin and I thought to myself "Who the hell would make a knock-off of that gun, why, and how the hell could you tell the difference." This is coming from someone who is keeping an eye out for a Mosin at a can't-turn-down price
@littlegreenhelmetboi41486 жыл бұрын
MOXIN! Lead us to our revelation, lead our rebellion against our government we shall create the pure society
@fenrirrising1316 жыл бұрын
you mean the garbage rod?
@zsn1gman7 жыл бұрын
I try to keep my glock 'tramp stamp' well concealed.
@kylerebo52617 жыл бұрын
You too?
@williamnicholson81336 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@brucecampbell45284 жыл бұрын
You forgot one in the 1911, the man who carries one because his Dad sung it's praises and carried one before he did.
@vladislavchvojka2924 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the CZurch of Brno and Uhersky Brod :D
@Porty11198 жыл бұрын
"Have you accepted Glock as your lord and savior?" No, I am a 1911 and M9 heretic.
@TinkerTailorSoldier18 жыл бұрын
At least you chose one correctly
@JackkDevil8 жыл бұрын
yes the M9 is the best
@cnf60458 жыл бұрын
+Jack Williams Go up to any US infantryman and say that...you wont have any teeth the next day.
@MrDiabetusFetus8 жыл бұрын
M9s are shit... Jam too much
@cnf60458 жыл бұрын
thats my point apocalyptic...thats why i say ask an infantryman, youl wind up with no teeth the next day
@chaseviking50965 жыл бұрын
The colt 1911 is the most beautiful handgun in my opinion.
@jbloun9114 жыл бұрын
not very reliable though... low capacity heavy anchor
@richardkmoch22084 жыл бұрын
*laughs in c93 borchardt*
@gumps19864 жыл бұрын
Policajt23 if the elephant man was a gun he’d be a c93. The Sig P220 Equinox is the most beautiful handgun.
@MKahn844 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Borisov Oh man, the Desert Eagle is also a cult firearm. It is amazingly beautiful.
@MKahn844 жыл бұрын
@@jbloun911 The 1911 is very reliable. Just don't limp-wrist it and use good magazines - the vast majority of all reliability problems with the 1911 can be traced back to defective magazines and limp-wristing.
@praack45637 жыл бұрын
LOL i am a 1911 guy who is carrying one since the 1970's !!!
@pops87fxr7 жыл бұрын
Me too
@zakmc557 жыл бұрын
praack so you're over 50 years old, and still on KZbin?
@GinEric847 жыл бұрын
Hopefully you never have to use it
@fishnaked23647 жыл бұрын
haha thats okay man, its still an awesome gun
@mandapalque6 жыл бұрын
As long as you can shooter well, it is comfortable for you and it has been reliable for you, anything else does not matter. Why carry some that you really do not like, enjoy or are not good shooting with it? Personally I do not prefer 1911, however I don't dislike them either.
@Iowaclass654 жыл бұрын
This is great! I carry a Kimber 1911 Pro daily, but the gun I sold that I miss the most is my HK P7M8
@MKahn844 жыл бұрын
Good video! "Then maybe the stuff from 100 years ago isn't so bad." The US military is still using the .50 cal M2 Heavy Barrel Machine Gun. It was designed in 1918 and production began in 1921, so it's a tad bit newer than the highly and properly venerated 1911 family, but still a century old. The Army recently removed one from the active inventory that was over 70 years old. It had been sent to the depot for maintenance (apparently that's done about once a decade) and would have been returned to service but for a field modification that made it too difficult to return to standard condition. I'm sure everyone has a suggestion for an addition, but for the James Bond fanboys out there (guilty), there is the PPK.
@bluefalconssuck58816 жыл бұрын
How to be a hardcore Glockinite in 10 easy steps. Step 1. Buy a Glock. Step 2. Replace: trigger, sights, mag release, slide release, guide rod, and unsupported breach barrel. Step 3. Machine bits off of slide and add groves, machine bits off of frame and grip, add stippling. Step 4. Paint (cerecoat/duracoat/gunkote...whatever) to protect all your new Mods from the elements. Step 5. Show EVERYONE your new $3000.00 Safe Queen and explain every upgrade in detail and explain the advantages gained... ad nauseum. Step 6. Ignore evidence of your own modifications and insist that Glocks are perfect out of the box. Insist everything was done to 'personalize' the pistol to 'taste'. Step 7. Blame shitty shooting and malfunctions on: ammunition, lubricant, global warming, hand position, air conditioning, sun spots, or the non-Glock gun that guy next to you is firing. Step 8. Carry concealed and ignore the 'printing'. Step 9. Wear every conceivable piece of Glock-wear and paste Glock stickers on anything you may have with you in public just so no one would mistake that 'printing' weapon you are "concealing" is anything else than a Glock. Step 10. Give a dislike to this post and write a scathing reply, cherry picking facts and resort to base vulgarity or threats. Here are some subjects you can use in your reply. I own many firearms. I have fired/used many Glocks. I do not own any Glocks. Glock has yet to make a pistol that I like enough to buy. Who knows?... Some day they might. This is my opinion. Others have different opinions. We all have the right to our opinions. Not all that own glocks are hardcore Glockinites. We've all met the Glockinite and marveled at the arrogance, hubris, short sightedness, ignorance, and fanaticism. We've also politely smiled and nodded to them fearing that speaking to them will only induce more vocal diarrhea. Glockinites are much like vegans; limiting their choices on Identity, ignoring inconvenient facts, and crying out to everyone on how virtuous and smart they are for doing so. Everyone has a right to chose their actions. No one has the right to tell others how they must perceive those actions. In the end, I don't hate Glockinites... I pity them. They miss out on so much the gun world has to offer.
@Brock_CO5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha aaahahahahahahahahahaha
@boredatwork12665 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the effort you put into that. Even the Glockinites were so humbled by your post they did not even attempt to reply to you. Haha, well done sir
@zacktaylor39225 жыл бұрын
I carry Glocks pretty much exclusively, but there’s plenty of other awesome shit out there. Glocks are just “home base” for me. Also most of the more experienced Glock guys don’t fuck with all the Gucci nonsense. That shit’s for the instagram posers
@thewaterdrop1235 жыл бұрын
In one point we can agree. Who customizes his Glock is an idiot. The Glock is perfect the way it comes out of the industry. You shoot you hit and that pretty reliable in 25m distance. There hasnßt been one piece being produced that would make a Glock better. The only guns really being able to hold the water to the Glock are Sigs and Walther P99s.
@aaroncharet21745 жыл бұрын
Blue Falcons Suck. You need to replace step 1 (buy a Glock) with “buy EVERY Glock and ignore the 50 other people standing around you telling you not to”.
@sethgordon44738 жыл бұрын
Alex, you have out done yourself. This is your most entertaining post in memory.
@tfbtv8 жыл бұрын
Ha, thanks Seth. I really enjoyed writing this one up.
@coreyhamby29898 жыл бұрын
+TFB TV You should definitely do a part 2 it was great and there is at least 5 more.
@sethgordon44738 жыл бұрын
+corey hamby I nominate the SIG P-210, and the SIG Sauer 220 series.
@thomasmcclain5433 жыл бұрын
I would also add the Walther P99. Amazing pistol!
@robertwilkerson76035 жыл бұрын
I too love to praise the 1911 in front of Glock boys just to see them have a meltdown. Lol
@DeePsix5018 жыл бұрын
I'm a proud member of the church of Garand under the age of 35. I really do love the rifle
@michaeljordon7048 жыл бұрын
same
@jordanpeterson84718 жыл бұрын
was lucky enough to get one from the CMP a few months ago at the age of 20. lots of older shooters dont expect me to have a rifle that classic and old.
@ScottRuggels8 жыл бұрын
the prayer has to be transcribed and passed around the range.
@TheRealJeff9848 жыл бұрын
first rifle I bought was an M1 Garand, and im now 18. The holy scriptures of Garand shalt be passed on with easy grace
@ScottRuggels8 жыл бұрын
+The Real Yeff believe it or not, I received my first garand as payment for inking a comic book, back in the early 90's when the publisher was strapped for cash. I have loved my "baby" ever since.
@kobeh61858 жыл бұрын
the SVD has that following by people who dont even have them
@fuzzo44758 жыл бұрын
Manilla Ice Lol. Right.
@inebriatedgaming62276 жыл бұрын
I blame video games on This🤣
@scorpianbliz2 жыл бұрын
I found your narration most amusing 😄 good job
@orodlram7 жыл бұрын
the 1911 is a good solid meat eater !!! the church of 1911 is now taking donations