Top 5 'Jessie' Jokes That ARE NOT For Kids!

[@Sithlordzay7509]

Ms. Chesterfield has some of the worst dirty jokes in the show.

[@irenejohnson4965]

Isaiah Brown Ms. Chesterfield was literally a stripper.

[@spookykate9006]

not just dirty jokes but horrible things too, like killing off her husbands just to receive inheritance money..

[@jenni5076]

True

[@diegovilla3879]

R.I.P to Cameron Boyce

[@imasimpforhim9742]

Ya ikr you should watch the episode bye bye bertie ... they were dirty. ..

[@jordanw5322]

Dirty joke in Jessie: just about the ENTIRE EPISODE of when they find out mr Kipling is a ms Kipling

[@wolfgirlcatlover661]

Jordan W that's not dirty are you stupid sexist is not a dirty joke stupid they just didn't know that Mrs. Kipling was a girl

[@eviehp1581]

Sorry but what the fuck that isn’t sexist. You want to know what he means? He has a vagina not a dick

[@amalianikaj1097]

Wolfgirl Catlover How is it sexist?

[@assasainalexgaming]

Wolfgirl Catlover i’m sure he meant the moment in the episode when ravi practically admitted to being naked in front of her ,he was not tryna start a fire my guy but u tryna burn shit down for some reason chill out bruh

[@slipknotter]

@@wolfgirlcatlover661 just please get the fuck out

[@heyimjoshnicetomeetya]

You forgot the one about when Mrs Kipling had eggs. Ravi said when she had a "friend" when they were stuck on the island, he says this: "Remember when Mrs Kipling had a friend? That friend must have been REALLY friendly"

[@tigerlily5004]

Joshua Rwehumbiza I thought that was really funny.

[@heyimjoshnicetomeetya]

Right?

[@samaya4056]

Ya your right

[@dinopiggy1229]

And then Jessie says “at least somebody had fun on that trip”

[@cocobee8736]

Yeah

[@keilanitrimm4748]

What about when Luke was filming Jesse and Shela Michaels and they said it'd be less creepy if he filmed there faces (he was filming chest)

[@chrisfrm702_2]

Keilani Trimm That’s the comment I just posted 😂

[@hannahrosenblatt7231]

Keilani Trimm lmfao remember when luke was gonna walk the runway and he said something along the lines that he would do good with his something and his thighs and ravi said “i think u mean ur eyes”. and luke says “not the way i do it” and winks

[@NaomiRodriguex]

hannah rosenblatt what episode is that

[@Alexlander.]

Shaylee*

[@Alexlander.]

@@NaomiRodriguex Jessie's big break part 1

[@starredits6343]

the first episode when Jessie says"go kick some asteroid"

[@Curtis-gx2fd]

Ass Steroids

[@sammyluvi7106]

😥 Cameron Boyce has passed away. He will be missed. I got to watch him from baby face to adult. He was only 20, so sad that he died so young.

[@asher9918]

Mrs chesterfield has the dirtiest jokes to bertram

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Asher Dolphin how do you know about it

[@bellenmaddaa6822]

Can we just talk ABOUT HER SHIRT 😂😂😂

[@gloriaalorwoyie6317]

Whitney's??

[@negrura121302]

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[@Txoutlawtrey]

Right

[@danieltafur5907]

I miss this show I watched it on Netflix but now it’s not there anymore 😭😭😭🤬😢😢

[@pukaisparalyzed6181]

Its back on it

[@Grace-yd3ku]

Puka_ PlayZ what? no its not

[@pukaisparalyzed6181]

@@Grace-yd3ku yes it is

[@pukaisparalyzed6181]

@@Grace-yd3ku season 3 and 4

[@Grace-yd3ku]

Puka_ PlayZ netflix? theres not any seasons on netflix at all for me

[@varegogothi803]

My favorite adult jokes is how these cute little teen stars "grow up." Oh wait, Debby was in her 20s.

[@djsmoove6274]

Can you do the top dirtiest dirty jokes in Raven's home?

[@nobodysinger3566]

Did we forget in ‘Badfellas’ when Vincent hands Luke and Ravi bathroom passes, and Ravi points out it’s for the girls room. Or my favorite is in ‘GI Jessie’ when Cookie, the lunch lady is mouthing off. Bertram growls and remarks “watch it mister!” Cookie yells “I’m a woman!” Bertram exclaims “that would’ve been my third guess” 😂

[@billiejoeeyelash]

You missed the one about Luke's "health class mix-up".

[@mlpdisneylover]

Killjøy Clique what happened in that?

[@billiejoeeyelash]

mlpdisneylover Emma and Luke became very famous in the school for doing a news report, and when everyone was cheering at them, Luke says, "Wow, I haven't been this happy since that mix-up in my health class", obviously referring to an educational video about reproduction being mixed up with a porn movie.

[@mlpdisneylover]

Killjøy Clique oh. Thank you though! Like your profile pic & name ;)

[@billiejoeeyelash]

mlpdisneylover Thanks!

[@mlpdisneylover]

Killjøy Clique you're welcome

[@princessunicorn7246]

"I hope those are hot Latin twins!" This line had me dead!😂

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Princess Unicorn what do you mean about that

[@hannahgutierrez7074]

Awww R.I.P. Cameron Boyce

[@binarytriggr]

In one episode Jessie tells Luke “i haven’t seen u get outta bed that fast since I said i spilled water on my shirt”

[@DrPhill47]

"Best friend Darla" You're really funny

[@leocookie9908]

Been waiting for this one...

[@ViridianElm]

girl ehur up

[@ViridianElm]

girl shut up

[@leocookie9908]

Hayden Nelson what did i ever do to you?!?!?!

[@abs7755]

@@ViridianElm you probably gave yourself two likes 😂

[@akp-co2nr]

I love how most people learn about the birds and the bees at 12 or 13 and I'm over here learning in first grade

[@kurtsinwatson4263]

R.I.P Cameron

[@suriv9874]

🙏🏼🙏🏼 R.I.P Cameron

[@erinv1232]

Didn’t Debbie get arrested?

[@loveekyraa]

Darth Stalker i dont think so

[@jaykubz5027]

Darth Stalker yeah she did I guess it was for like a DUI or some s*** drinking and driving but yes yes she did get arrest

[@ViridianElm]

Jay Kubz no she didn't

[@jaykubz5027]

Hayden Nelson did you just like your own comment priceless

[@jaykubz5027]

Hayden Nelson and yes she did get arrested for Drunk Driving

[@ericwilliams6294]

In the pilot episode right at the beginning When Jessie tries telling Zuriie her bra is a slingshot and Zuriie snicks she doesn't know it's a bra

[@samaram660]

eric williams that's not really dirty

[@jesperchristiansen8834]

I don't get it...

[@justdestiny6929]

Btw it's Zuri

[@NaomiRodriguex]

eric williams which episode is that

[@braitate4651]

Dirty jokes in liv and Maddie

[@cailey3756]

the only dirty joke here is your shirt

[@diegovilla3879]

R.I.P Cameron Boyce ❤️❤️❤️

[@joshuareyes4559]

Nice shirt and happy birthday 🎈🎁

[@icyhot2222]

IN THE FIRST EPISODE LUKE TRIED TO MOON AT EMMA

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Manny Villar what do you mean about that

[@LIGHTSABER-ug8sx]

RIP CAMERON BOYCE

[@davidl565]

You missed the one where Jessie says "she put a picture of me in my sports bra on the water tower" then she says "and they say Texas is flat"

[@NaomiRodriguex]

BeastGamer30254 which episode did she say that

[@yaboifrankie]

Lol

[@Wadupphumans]

R.I.P CAMERON😭😪🥀🙏🙌

[@kamsiyochukwujoshuakanma-o5196]

Darla's rich new boyfriend is old enough to be her father

[@nsyncbrainrot]

I learned about sex and other things in third grade because of my older sister.

[@hoomanbeing8006]

I learned in first grade from my mom cuz well idk

[@ryancoleman8914]

Lucky you!

[@kylemorello4787]

Who doesn't Love dirty jokes in kids shows.

[@dennisknotts8564]

I don't it ruined my favorite kid shows

[@AJR-go1it]

RIP Cameron Boyce

[@mintchirp4947]

I just can’t believe that this was my favorite show when i was younger and now I’m obsessed with twenty one pilots and josh dun is engaged to Debby. It’s like how tf is everything connected?

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Awsten's Toothbat do you cameron boyce is engaged to Peyton list

[@kylemorello4787]

What about the One about Mrs. Kipling finding a really friendly Friend when they get stranded.

[@girlfailure69]

I remember that!....

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Kyle Morello which episode is that

[@halaelabadi7034]

Everybody: I miss Jessie Me: I miss Cameron Boyce😭😭😭 Rest in peace angel rest in peace...😭😭😭

[@phantom7936]

R.i.p Cameron Boyce

[@TheIncredibleDapperRob]

Love Whitney dirty jokes :) makes my weeks

[@leocookie9908]

Robert Poulson don't you mean whitney van'dirty jokes

[@nativewarmask9861]

There’s the one where Jesse says, and they said Texas was flat, and she was talking about herself, and the set up was rather interesting.

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

R.i.p. Cameron boyce

[@kearstinjanae1317]

You forgot the first episode of Jessie for emmas planet project when jessie told her to "go kick some aestroid" it sounds like go kick some ass

[@wendybell344]

i totally missed the millie the mermaid joke as a kid

[@djenebaba7744]

when luke had that carly washing a car poster

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Djeneba Ba what do you mean about that

[@canorafera2510]

WAIT JESSIE IS 18/19 YEARS OLD WTF

[@Star-mw4lt]

I remember watching Jessie

[@amayaelliott1213]

When I got taught about the birds and the bees by an 6 year old.

[@phoenixflames7679]

First episode when Luke told Emma that he was gonna show her "the moon"

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Phoenix Flames oml i lowkey ship Emma and Luke

[@lillianmorris9039]

speaking of dirty jokes, your shirt?...😂

[@zzozoxxo]

I FOUND SO MANY DIRTY JOKES IN THIS SHOW im glad someone found these

[@irenemariaruizsolano1704]

"A more interesting theory" lol

[@tristenharris3138]

did you know that cameron died

[@jamescoppolino9144]

Best host on youtube

[@jeromescultleader535]

James Coppolino agree

[@ViridianElm]

Joker Gaming no she not

[@shrekislife7197]

Hayden Nelson yea ikr

[@Jay-ii2op]

She’s definitely not

[@shrekislife7197]

+nedaj yevlis finally someone understands!

[@Ruby-cm4ur]

I don't know what time it is and I'm still watching this

[@ariklopez3070]

lol my mom came and saw me watching this and asked me why there was a lady with an eggplant shirt, I said cuz shes vegetarian

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Everything Arik which lady

[@dinopiggy1229]

She forgot the episode when they thought Mrs Chesterfield was gonna kill Mrs killings babies and Jessie says “I feel like I’m being watched” and like says “what do you expect when your wearing that”

[@randomdude1690]

Who else watching after Cameron died R.I.P Cameron

[@-m-2918]

Where I live there was an episode when they made a movie, and Jessie said “cut”, but where I live there is a swear word, Kut, which means vagina, and they just said that.

[@justvic4912]

Love the work Whitney I live the new intro you guys put a lot of work in this video

[@rosorial2673]

What about that one time when Luke says,"I haven't seen this many smiles since that health class video mix-up." And then he laughs. Okay.... I really don't want to think about what exactly was shown.

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Music Fan which episode is that

[@BBV843]

Can't wait for you to more of my childhood 😂😂😂😂

[@trinitykozloski4790]

Before I even watch it Luke:”I can show you my moon”

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Trinity Kozloski which episode did he say that

[@samaya4056]

Yay I love this show I’ve been waiting for this video

[@shahedhasan4599]

There's probably ONE dirty joke in the episode "Used Karma" where Jessie says, "I hope he doesn't touch my end zone."

[@bulletproofcoffee4070]

The weird thing is I knew what the birds and the bees were before anyone told me or I knew at a young age

[@bigsoulja73]

1:43 Pretty sure he's talking about a kiss,I doubt Disney would ever go that far

[@cassiusfelix2805]

I enjoyed this show

[@kelliescott1410]

I LOVE OBSEV

[@mrscatchings23]

I recommend doing a video for Fuller House.

[@daddylonglegscowboysfan4li592]

Dirty jokes in Bunk’D

[@pacybitboi7117]

I like the new editing

[@chrisdonovan205]

the stuff bra joke was funny the ms kipling ep was great jessie will always be a great show to look back on

[@yrualamepooperscooper8563]

So all of the adult jokes came from the first season

[@rileymorgan3103]

She says best friend Darla, but Darla was Jessie’s worst enemy, her stepsister.

[@averylundgren5551]

To my fellow classmates I’m definitely the teacher... a kid I babysat asked me to find his off switch... he was my little cousin

[@amandazuong8641]

How about when Jessie said to Luke “ I haven’t seen you run this fast since I spilled water on my shirt” or when Luke put up a camera in Jessie room, or when Bertram said “ I don’t get it, Luke said this spy cam works perfectly under Jessie’s door”

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Ae Zuong which episode is that

[@theletteree3960]

I hate when they title them "blah blah jokes that you missed as a kid" because I'm a kid and I can call out a bunch of dirty jokes... I might've missed them when I was younger, like- 5-8 but watching them again, I can point out a lot of dirty- dirty jokes!

[@chrisfrm702_2]

There’s an other joke when Luke was recording Jesse on his phone and a other girl and it was a movie sense recording and he was recording them and the other girl said “It would be a lot less creepy if you pointed the camera at are faces”Wow XD idk how i still remember that.

[@joeyturner8663]

Hey this was posted on my birthday

[@delicatebabies3340]

Jessie Logic: Is one of the richest familes on earth, Lives in a apartment

[@saracole1192]

Thanks for the post.

[@marlyl1957]

Lol I didn’t even catch the second one

[@burisuni]

*Your shirt tho😂*

[@kristyjames6490]

I love this show still I watch it every time at 3 p.m. every afternoon

[@mattbaker7518]

there be like 10 dirty jokes per episode

[@najlamahjoub8462]

Your shirt is also a dirty joke😂

[@jamesjoubert4841]

U missed when Jessie said I didn't have to say I spilled water on my t shirt 4 u to come down here

[@NaomiRodriguex]

James Joubert which episode did she say that

[@pooopylooopy3119]

0:57 look at Luke’s face me when I try to scare my stalker

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Pooopy Looopy what do you mean about that

[@liliyazadeh6442]

Usually, shows in the beginning of the season. All want to intrigue the adults with all types of dirty jokes.

[@pinksymphonic1946]

Luke was so tiny!

[@jirk1236]

Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty! :D

[@karischwantes2699]

Her "bestfriend" Darla is her enemy, hope you know that.

[@lovetageesey6569]

The dirty jokes on Jessie were 90% made by Mrs. Chesterfield

[@zacharycoltrane3128]

How about Bertram referencing suicide? Bertram: Somebody get me a rope. Emma: So you can do rope tricks? Bertram: Sure, that's why.

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Zachery Coltrane-Woodard which episode is that

[@EatingDessertFirst]

If they didn’t have dirty jokes the show would not have lasted 4 years

[@aneleanele6553]

I think you forgot in the 1st episode, when everyone was going out for ice-cream and Luke insisted that Jessie and him go out for dinner and he runs his hand down her body and almost touched her butt

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Anele Anele wtf how do you know about that

[@Notrllyxiantbh]

*Actually I'm more concerned about the eggplant...*

[@NaomiRodriguex]

**Army Blink** what do you mean about that

[@lorraineford286]

Idk what episode it is but... Jessie says something like " luke come downstairs". When he comes down all ready for school Jessie then says something like "you usually don't get ready without me saying I spilled water on my shirt". That's basically saying that luke wants Jessie to take her shirt off. Please use this for a video and please tell my name is gabby in the video.

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Gabby2008 rose Why would he say that

[@NaomiRodriguex]

Gabby2008 rose and which episode is that

[@raymondg.9034]

Can you please do a part two