Top 6 Most Unusual Calls 📞 | COPS TV SHOW

[@carleehooley6338]

“THATS RUDE!! HOW RUDE!!! HOW VERY RUDE OF YOU!!!!!” Officially my favorite cop ever. Give him a raise.

[@cloudlifesmiley]

Proof that there are still good ones out there

[@provenknowledge]

“How RUDE!!!”

[@sophiamallia5825]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaacrehfield3330]

Can I have a kiss? Yeah but you gotta do something first😂😂😂

[@guillermoalvarado3110]

Who TF is that guy ???😂😭

[@maynardtrendle820]

"He's lookin' at a cool guy with a hat on, is what he's lookin' at!". Good cop.👮‍♂️

[@indigowulf]

Why do I have a feeling he either tried shrooms in his youth, or babysat friends who did? lol

[@DionDriven1]

That police officer dealing with the naked guy deserves a medal, what an outstanding officer. 👏 He treated the man with great amount of respect and patience.

[@carewser]

The thing is, most cops are like that both in their dealings with me and in the countless interactions i've seen, if they can't be patient and respectful they're in the wrong line of work

[@billyelliot4141]

Yessir they were good eggs. If he spit on me i woulda probably tazed him. 😂 The had the patience of job

[@longdong3889]

​@@carewser not sure who else lines up to deal with the worst trouble every day. You are kind of dumb aren't you? Where do you recruit perfect people who work in the worst conditions for same pay as a supermarket supervisor??

[@marleinasmom]

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[@Eleanorscatmom]

it reminded me of working with the toddlers, "pants? Remember ? Pants! Pants are good!" then later. "Chuck Norris is a National Icon!" the spitting which just I applaud! "How Rude of you!" I'm over here near peeing myself at how much it sounds alike. I feel like cops that are parents may be more inclined to do better with break down cases because they already know the script at the least.

[@Kjw45]

“How rude! How rude of you!” That was probably the nicest way to react to being spit on 😆

[@davelowets]

I would have slapped the shit out of the person that spit on me... 🤷

[@maryshoemaker5781]

God was definitely in control of her reaction 🙏 I've seen a person loose their life from doing that to another person 😲 such a Godless world we have to live in 💔🌍💔

[@JaysonAnton]

You got that right! He is a awsome cop!

[@Lydia-dd9bo]

For real! I've seen a lot of cops get spit on and they all absolutely fucking lose it. I've seen suspects get pepper sprayed, tazed, punched in the face and slammed on the ground in response to getting spit at. Getting spit at is nothing to scoff at, and is super fucking disgusting but still! The best way to handle that is to de-escalate. That officer did a perfect job of that. There's no need to be super aggressive when the suspect is already in custody. Being calm makes a hell of a difference. You can tell because he got spit on once and it didn't happen again lol. The cops that do have big reactions seem to always get spit on multiple times after their reactions. Police officers really need to be taught better de-escalation techniques

[@It_wasnt_me_dude]

​@@maryshoemaker5781such an illiterate society too, when people can't grasp the difference between lose and loose. The word you want is "lose".

[@billpeek8266]

The pant officer was good, he did a outstanding job of dealing with the naked hippie guy. No ego ,its like he understands some people get mixed up, do things that don't seem to make sense . A excellent example of public service. I commend you sir!

[@I_am_a_cat_]

"Can I have a kiss?" "Yeah but you gotta do some things first" Lmao what an awesome officer

[@joeaardvark9214]

I know that dude. He's an awesome guy and officer.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@joeaardvark9214 yeah? I bet he is! I've met some awesome officers in my days and he'd be right up there with em.

[@william9922]

@@joeaardvark9214 For being such an awesome guy, he’s in jail right now for rape. Awesome guy huh

[@chloecook4511]

​@@joeaardvark9214 for a minute I thought you were talking about the naked guy.

[@hannahreed2451]

@@chloecook4511 😂

[@ncaley1]

“I had about 12 glasses of water” “someone threw the alcohol on me in a food fight” LOL

[@Riikkyy]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@peanuts1173]

Fun seniors home😂😂

[@JudeAussie]

@@peanuts1173 I’d move there 🤣

[@melidasomarriba4280]

😂

[@skinnie2838]

Shes NOT required to ID. So sick and tired of police violating our rights in this country.

[@sdbelland]

The officer dealing with the naked guy is awesome.

[@Brandflakes1996]

Whos is that is that jesus? No its not jesus😅

[@timboslice1979]

The naked dude asks who's Chuck Norris? Love it

[@blacksheep25251]

"Its been a long, strange trip man... " as he's naked getting cuffed on the ground by a cop..

[@blacksheep25251]

@@Brandflakes1996 No, thats not Jesus, those are flowers....

[@andrewbochicchio2232]

I almost thought he was going to be like that guy from MADtv and say look what I can do and then the mom would be in the back yelling Bobby don't do it

[@janetcummings9918]

The cop with the naked guy was absolutely amazing God bless our police officers.

[@shanebaker2249]

When the naked guy asked the officer, “do you want to take a dip in the pool”, I lost it! 😂 That cop is awesome!

[@dani3166]

The pants officer needs to train others on de-escalation. Absolute master class. I'm so impressed with how well he handled that.

[@teree211]

He definitely knew how to change the subject in more ways than one!!!! lol

[@reneecrouch1874]

I came here to say the same. He handled this situation very well. If he doesn’t have mental issues he is on a hella good trip lol

[@peterlenza8320]

"Do uk who the baddest mother fucker on the planet is?" Uh... Chuck Norris?😂😂

[@skinnie2838]

Shes NOT required to ID. So sick and tired of police violating our rights in this country.

[@peterlenza8320]

@@skinnie2838 I think you put that in the wrong comment thread brotha

[@lizSCALETTA]

“How rude!” This was my favourite clip ever

[@paulliin]

Idk just drove kkkkkk

[@Maxxddd23]

"No, that's not Jesus man those are flowers" is gotta be mine 😂

[@Dixie_Normus307]

I heard Stephanie Tanner in that "how rude"

[@EB-3002]

That was hilarious, the cop was so nice Naked dude: “Can I get a kiss???” Cop: “yes well you’re gonna have to do some things first” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sherryblevins8915]

😂 Yes it is. That made me laugh out loud and I am sitting at my desk at work.

[@vialogan]

"Why do you smell like alcohol"? "Well, somebody threw it at me!" Gotta give her points for originality!

[@JohnSmith-cf4gn]

I just hate it when that happens. 😁🙄

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

Ugh, I deal with that daily!

[@feloniousfloyd2203]

She must have caught it with her mouth and swallowed it to prevent making a mess.

[@vialogan]

@@feloniousfloyd2203 LMAO!

[@actuallyitisrocketscience]

She appeared to be having a diabetic emergency to me. Breath smelling like alcohol is a symptom of blood sugar that’s gotten too high. So is bizarre behavior and the appearance of being impaired. She might have left her purse in the bathroom and just doesn’t remember. I once saw a man walk right through the side of a mobile home because he missed a couple of doses of his insulin. He thought the door was just difficult to open. When she mentioned medication, the officer should have asked her about it.

[@joesmith830]

Naked man: “He looks like a turtle!?” Officer: “He does” 😂 That cop managed that situation perfectly.

[@simplyme9016]

I was dyin!!! 😂😂 That cop was awesome.

[@jeannetimme7337]

How do the officers even keep it together? "Is that Jesus?" "No, those are flowers." LOL

[@righteousdude93]

Man, I wish every cop was like the one dealing with the naked dude. He was super respectful even when the dude kept escalating and getting hateful he kept bringing it back down. Amazing police work. 👌👌

[@Hallinbass]

No one talking about how hard that lady had to throw that can of corn for it to bust 😂

[@norseczar27]

Pretty hard lol

[@camslife3088]

Lmaooo fr I’m weakkk 😂😂

[@feloniousfloyd2203]

You’re talking about it.

[@stevenfoster4066]

Noone talking about how dude jumped in the water to save 2 complete idiots. They were on some shiiiii

[@TwiLightVids]

So she did have a Troy Aikman arm

[@skyfully8031]

that third officer definitely has kids at home “pants? remember? pants are good?”

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

Or not. Sounds like something I’d say and I dislike children greatly

[@rachaelwhelchel8176]

I think this cop should get a raise. He definitely has kids, and the patience of a saint.

[@kyli1204]

When the guy asked “what are you looking at?” & the cop said “he’s looking at a cool guy in a hat, that’s what he’s looking at” 🥹 & then later when he asked “can I get a kiss?” The same cop says “yes, yes, but you gotta do some things for us first” 😂

[@andystagger2906]

Damn I hate the cops!😂

[@kathiann79]

I love his whole "How rude!"

[@everlasting9292]

I agree with the female officer in the first case. Why did it take SO LONG to get ahold of somebody with a key to let that lady out?

[@dreamworldtony]

imagine a really serious emergency! smh shame on the bank managers for not having someone immediately on call

[@bobbysoulus2212]

@@dreamworldtony to be fair, its not a common problem

[@indigowulf]

@@dreamworldtony I mean, there was an emergency exit. All she had to do was be sober enough to use it. But still, the bank should be liable for not looking for customers first. That's how you get robbed by a smart robber that hides in the bathroom before you close.

[@AmyC28713]

Bathroom lady was taped in the 1990s - look at the lack of hi-speed tactical gear on each officer, also: look at the vehicles.

[@mitchelleroberson]

@@AmyC28713they didn’t even search her or cuff her!!!!!!!!!

[@hankrhill324]

‘You seem to be disoriented’ “Huh?” 😂😂😂

[@lolnothanksbill]

no magnair

[@GreatApe1013]

“Just relax……peace, love, and happiness “. 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahlu7797]

The officer that interacted with the naked guy handled the situation like a champ.

[@sandralinkenback1750]

And is attractive too! So is the EMTs! Just saying. Lol😊

[@brittneyregister2329]

Right! “Who’s the baddest MF around” Cop: “Chuck Norris” I’m dying! 😂

[@ninapalmieri87]

LOL @ the can of corn being thrown in the woods like it was a gun involved in a murder 😂

[@Queenmayhem_0717]

Lol I wish I could have seen the fight 😂

[@aubrey988]

She really denied it at first saying there wasn’t a can involved and threw the can in the woods, she’s acting like she killed her 😂😂

[@ninapalmieri87]

@@aubrey988 I laughed so hard when the officer approached the can in the woods. Not sure why but I didn’t think he would actually go looking for it 😂

[@aubrey988]

@@ninapalmieri87 I honestly expected for it to have blood on it from the way she was bleeding; but the way it was just a busted up can made it even funnier

[@savannahwilson9955]

As funny as it is, it really could have been a murder weapon. You can’t go around hitting people in the head with objects. I’m sure that shit hurt. The older lady reminds me of my ex-mother in law. 😬 Hit me with a can of corn & im jumping on you like a grown ass man hell!! 😆

[@whosmyk]

"is that timmy" *camera pans to random guy behind light pole

[@NorthAmericanLaw]

“I bought the damn corn she hit me with” aggravated with a can of corn 😂

[@ShadeForDaysNotThatOne.]

Naked Chris cracks me up. The cops handled it so well. Glorious.

[@timothysmith3311]

"Did you buy that can of corn?" "Yes" I was expecting the officer to get that old lady on destruction of property 😂

[@calebworm7855]

I would’ve died of laughter

[@KayLeeHoward-vc2ph]

Timmy is with the wrong woman

[@mackenzieb2218]

Pants. Pants remember. Pants are good. You like pants? This cop 😂😂😂😂😂

[@I_am_a_cat_]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME" Mickey mouse doesn't like you forcing pants on him, he prefers to be naked.

[@squirlnutsbigsack4864]

And he put the hat on him after just like he promised he would 😂😂

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

Yeah nudist Chris was actually pretty funny.

[@weekdaycycling]

They also made me laugh.

[@ryanhodges7101]

@MacKenzie That was definitely the funniest part of the conversation. Too funny!!

[@brooklynmobley5449]

"Who's the baddest mfker??" "Chuck Norris"😂😂

[@Justfedup47]

He Is😂😂😂😂

[@helgafrahmann4201]

But he never fu....ed his mother, i think!😢

[@msaintjo]

That couple that drove in that water is so high. Nodding off while talking 😂

[@LyJo5]

The can of corn episode will forever and ever be my favorite. Holds a special place in my heart 🥰😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@troylewis1748]

Timmy and Cornhead are definitely makin some moves while Momma P is in the clink hahahah

[@natestandley3124]

Yeah no joke 😂😂 he was shippin her off real quick.

[@needmoreramsay]

"Can I have a kiss?" "Ya, but you have to do some things first." LMAO !!! That officer is amazing.

[@shelby_button]

25:26 stop I’m dying at the way Timmy does the head nod like “come on over here away from that crazy woman so I can talk freely” 🤣🤣

[@traceelements1965]

Hi..how do you save the clip time in a comment ?

[@RinaMlopez]

​@@traceelements1965 you simply type the time stamp from the video in your comment.

[@bethmackins2433]

⁠@@traceelements1965​​⁠there is a little square in the box where you write, it has 0.12 with a little + sign to the right at the top. when you go to comment tap it and it will time stamp where the video currently is.

[@jennyyoko2315]

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

[@audreygraham235]

The cop with the naked guy was amazing. So calm and patient. When your man spat on him and he told him " that's rude, very rude!! " 🤣🤣

[@caylajay7532]

The officer who said “chuck norris” is the BEST officer I’ve seen in a long time) great job at living in the guys world whose clearly having a hard mental time

[@Rayraycat32]

“That’s rude, how rude, how rude of you” 😂

[@marleinasmom]

He was channeling Stephanie Tanner.

[@seanA416]

I replayed that multiple times, haha

[@TheNinnyfee]

And he is absolutely right. 😂

[@Carmensandiego_]

"I bought the damn can of corn she hit me with" 😂

[@jenbanting7535]

And the officer says golly 😂

[@funlife4602]

I just killed by laugh

[@tinicoleofficial]

Sounded like he was kinda instigating💀💀💀

[@rymoats6460]

Chris, that naked dude with the cowboy hat is officially my spirit animal. Chris to officer: “can I have a kiss?” Officer: “after we finish some things buddy.” Chris: “is that Jesus!?” Officer: “no buddy those are flowers.” 😂😂😂😂

[@stephaniegonsalves2263]

LOVE IT! A cop being mellow, for a change! Love, Peace, and Happiness!

[@everlasting9292]

Chris was either on a serious trip or a serious mental break (I’m guessing the former). That situation was definitely a wacky one, but it could have been a lot worse. Thank goodness the officer was cool and Chris was chill enough to cooperate.

[@jessicalee5260]

The officer's interactions with Chris cracked me up! Chris: He looks like a turtle! Officer: He does!

[@rikkileannyarbrough]

23:02 I’ve seen this all before. Timmy really gets me when he looks at the camera like *"What you lookin at?"* It’s almost like he tries to hide from the camera at first. *BEHIND A UTILITY POLE OF ALL THINGS!!!* 😂😂😂

[@MeetBallsAndCheese]

The way Timmy backed her up ❤️❤️ I’m not being sarcastic, they were sweet AF. I wish them the best 😘💕

[@evanwilliams6406]

"what a long strange trip its been!"

[@bobbyboucher1096]

~Former Mrs Arlen

[@kaileylane]

That naked guy “whats over there?!? Is that Jesus!?!? The cops “No man thats not Jesus, Those are flowers” 😂😂😂😂 amazing.

[@_2315_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maureenbryan3465]

Please don't take the Lord's name in vain, he's got nothing to do with it

[@princessjagdeeppanesar5283]

Womp womp. It's not a big deal. Chill. ​@@maureenbryan3465

[@princessjagdeeppanesar5283]

That was so hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

[@RochellB46]

These people are wild 😂 she hit her with a can of corn 😂 and why was Timmy randomly in the corner 😂

[@groowanderer]

Because he was ratting out his lady so he did it in the most sheepish way possible😅

[@IJustAteYourGrapesBro]

Cause Timmy is a smart man and ejected himself from that situation until the police showed up and everything was chill....

[@PHNX0]

Feel like I could sell a lotta t- shirts with “She hit me with a can o’ corn” on them 😂

[@RochellB46]

@@PHNX0 I’d buy one 😂

[@fiercejoyjoy3455]

Shades of deliverance

[@jessicasardo3866]

The guy with no pants told the one cop he looked like a turtle and the other cop said "he does" 😂😂😂

[@DUBBleVizion422]

Opening scene. Car in the water. How did it get there? Response, “Ion’t know it just drove.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying son 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheyennehancock6444]

"timmy backed me up?" that was the cutest thing ever!!!!

[@BLUE_OCTOBER-TRIX]

14:49 “he looks like a turtle” “he does” 😂

[@jakepentasuglio1972]

The best part of the entire video 😂😂😂

[@Anglerados]

😂😂😂😂 🐢

[@CajunPride777]

Lol

[@BLUE_OCTOBER-TRIX]

@@jakepentasuglio1972 Agreed it is very hilarious

[@guykiernan537]

So great!!! 😂😂😂

[@celticlass7294]

With the current financial situation, I think going into a bank utterly tanked is probably a fine idea!🤣

[@jakerose3872]

lol yeah a bit easier looking at how little money you have left when you are wasted

[@MrPezdispencer]

I'm just happy they didn't arrest her. I honestly felt bad for her.

[@mikhail2400]

Compared to some of the BS joe biden has done on camera passing out drunk in the bank bathroom isnt sh1t

[@StubbyandShifu]

Cops was cancelled a few years ago.

[@beefstew3330]

Really liked when the old naked dude said he felt like “Gumby” lmao. That was too good.

[@Ipodmini10]

Lmao

[@Goober_gobbler]

14:47 “he’s lookin at a cool guy with a hat on thats what hes lookin at” LMAO I LOVE THIS COP

[@actuallyitisrocketscience]

The woman in the bank may have been having a diabetic emergency. If your blood sugar gets too high your breath will smell like alcohol and you’ll appear to be impaired. She mentioned medication. She might have missed a dose of insulin. I’ve seen some bizarre behavior from people having a diabetic emergency.

[@selltheworldgames]

Thank you for saying this. I had no clue and it's really good information.

[@therealDawnBarton]

I felt bad for her, I was like, i would've looked for the emergency exit already but obviously there wasn't one since someone had to come unlock the door to let her out, poor old lady

[@actuallyitisrocketscience]

@@therealDawnBarton mental confusion is a symptom. When the blood sugar is too high or too low the brain malfunctions.

[@therealDawnBarton]

@Actually It IS rocket science yeah, I know, I was saying it's messed up that ppl just assumed she was drunk, poor lady. I would've freaked out too, even in my normal state of mind.

[@mickehogan3230]

​@@therealDawnBarton The bank worker should have checked the restrooms before closing the bank it's a very routine procedure they're supposed to do

[@AxeltheGSD]

@7:54 OFFICER: “You appear to be disoriented.” MAN: “…huh?”

[@lollygagthesmall6016]

the cop for the naked guy is the coolest cop. love this dude!

[@Jay10.13]

“Can i have a kiss?” “Yea, but you have to do some things first” 😅

[@Meg-zf7qx]

The third officer dealing with the naked man is a gem! Truly protecting and serving 👍🏻

[@michaelt.9372]

You know that guys happy birthday hat is gonna end up at goodwill

[@tomlord5398]

Back at Goodwill.

[@CajunPride777]

Lol

[@needmoreramsay]

" Does he have any mental health issues or take any drugs ?" " No, he's from California." "Understood."

[@trenchcoatbandit]

even as a Californian that checks out. must have been from the slabs

[@Hiterally_Litler]

🤣👍

[@PureF4113n]

I want the whole ambulance ride video

[@CynInWonderland]

Definitely LSD... or mushrooms 😅

[@mamaij]

As a Californian, I can also confirm.

[@wolflord6073]

Bless his heart, Timmy is hilarious 😂

[@teree211]

That officer is a saint!! So patient!! Could he be any more polite?? That officer deserves an award for changing the subject! Literally. From the kiss to the pants!!! well done officer

[@pambrown8692o]

“Somebody threw the alcohol at me, and it must have landed directly in my mouth and down my throat going into my stomach”. 😂

[@derpherp4530]

That first woman shouldent be let out of the house without some form of supervision.

[@redneckshaman3099]

And a bottle of lube😂

[@allylabar21]

She snuck out of a care facility

[@declamatory]

"shouldent"?

[@allylabar21]

@declamatory OH no! The grammar police 🚔 are here! Everybody watch your commas and periods!

[@amyrudolph3932]

​@@declamatory KAREN

[@Macho_Fantastico]

That first woman's excuses were hillarious. Someone threw alcholol over them.

[@jennybeam7226]

In a FOOD FIGHT!!!🤣

[@scottreyes6699]

12 glasses of water

[@feloniousfloyd2203]

All over her.

[@Wolfie-gj9ch]

It doesn't hurt that the officer violated her fourth amendment rights by threatening her to get her to ID herself despite her not violating any laws.

[@annapershing7792]

@@Wolfie-gj9ch public intoxication maybe? I understand the bank personnel should have check the restroom but she should not have been drunk in a bank (federal building) bathroom

[@bewitchingdame]

The third one looks like it belongs in an episode of Reno 911. I'm dead 😂

[@Wheresthelove7]

Best show ever.

[@EmoJones13]

It totally does 😄

[@MoreBo0st]

"You're bigger then me!" Officer looks down... "I know I am." 😆

[@Imneverserious]

Naked dude was SPUN! Lol He kept quoting Grateful Dead things, he def was on acid.

[@brianbutcher7338]

the cop working the naked guy is my hero!! wish i could love my job that much

[@rossigrace5031]

This cop did not hit him with the Michelle Tanner "how rude!" 😂😂😂

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

"No, that's not Jesus it's some flowers." 🤣😂🤣

[@BluFuego]

😂

[@princessjagdeeppanesar5283]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mdiddio]

I wish I had thought of that "someone threw alcohol on me in a food fight" excuse when I was a teen. 😂😂😂💀

[@electricLuLuland]

Officer clearly has experience dealing with someone tripping ...he's so kind & sweet to the old hippie ☺

[@freewithnature]

He was brilliant!!

[@WaffleKingler]

The can of corn had me laughing so hard that I needed my asthma inhaler, yes it may be tragic but holy hell are my sides on Jupiter right now ☠️

[@WaffleKingler]

How do you get beamed in the head with a can of corn that YOU BOUGHT!? This is the bizarre stuff that I needed after a long night at work. I appreciate you 🤌

[@thebuckwheatchannel5744]

I heard that an coffee came out of my nose!

[@jill20065]

He found the can of corn!🤭 yeehaw

[@kellitormaschy2659]

"Can I have a kiss?" "Yeah, but you gotta do some things first." 😂😂😂

[@nola6382]

Love the officer with the naked man. He was so patient, he could train alot of other officers. School resource officers and health care workers on how to handle difficult behavior situations. He deserves an award! The can of 🌽 was down right funny but could have been really serious. Timmy looked young enough to be the "old lady" son, i thought at first it was his mother and girlfriend😂.

[@NspaceN]

The cops that dealt the naked dude are how all cops should be. Very respectable and honorable guys.

[@laurenharris9832]

This whole conversation with the naked man is hilarious 😂

[@cohuma]

The strangest call I ever heard was "Wife in handcuffs husband can't find Key." The duty Sgt took that one.

[@ArmyVet82ndAbn]

Wow lol

[@PawAshtraysMatter]

A firefighter told me this one. They got a call about an unconscious man on sidewalk. Police were first then emt. When emt arrived they saw that the man was only wearing a blanket. When they started to pick him up onto a bed the man immediately got up to his feet and started running like a chicken w no head. They found out the guy was on meth and drunk and it wasn't until an hour later that they found a water bottle inserted in his ass!!!!!!!!

[@ArmyVet82ndAbn]

@@PawAshtraysMatter 😆That happened in the ER when I was doing clinicals for nursing school, a wine bottle up there so far they had to do surgery. Sickening stuff lol. 😆

[@debbieedwards420]

​@@PawAshtraysMatter Good grief.😂😂😂

[@meredithgrubb4497]

​@@PawAshtraysMatter that ending sent me😂😂😂😂

[@justnerdystuff]

Anybody else see a Carol Burnett episode in the "Redneck" corn can hitting part. When they were in the ambulance and that victim was telling her story -- all I could envision Is Caroll Burnett acting as her, Harvey Korman as "Timmy" and Tim Conway portraying a woman as Patricia.🤣 If you read this afterwards, go back and rewatch it with that in mind. LOL

[@jenlauduh]

😂 Brilliant!!!😊😅🎉😂❤

[@jill20065]

Did you buy the can of corn?

[@somanyfeelz]

Perfect description!

[@Goober_gobbler]

That naked guy clip is the hardest ive ever laughed in a long time 😭😭 great cop, nice guy

[@kellsbellls]

The dude with the car in the water needs the soundbite "do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?"

[@sascha...]

" Somebody threw alcohol at me" , "we had a food fight" best excuse I've ever heard 😂

[@WendyHannan-pt7ez]

That cracked me up, it was said with such a straight face 😂 No ID, just a pack of cigarettes.

[@AmandaS-si9mh]

I need an update on the naked man. What was wrong with him? Is he still living peacefully, happily, and naked? Did he re-learn pants? Inquiring minds want to know.

[@justnerdystuff]

the drunk guy whose car is in the water reminds me of the youtube video of the officer asking these two people sitting at a stop sign if they were high, and their glazed response is "hi, how are you?" and the cop says "no ma'am, are you high?" And the other passenger says "hi, how are you?" lol - that one always makes me laugh.

[@babyturkey8342]

That officer saying "how rude!" LOL love him 😂❤

[@NatalieFromCA]

😂🤣 The birthday hat dude was everything!! 💀 he said the one cop looks like a turtle 🐢 and the other cop says, I know he does but let’s just get some pants on.. 😂🤣💀

[@karencourtney-smith3587]

Asleep in the Bank... lol... I fell asleep once in a Resturant (Drunk) and woke after closing. Thankfully for me, the employees were still there so I was able to flee!!

[@jakenbake4555]

“Aggravated with a can of corn” needs to be a regular term

[@Amber-yq9ee]

Too bad it's hard to add accent to text bc the country accent just... MAKES IT! 🤣🤣 That clip will never cease to make me 🤭🤭!! "& I bought the d*MN can she hit me w\!!!" "Too bad it can't be aggravated w\a can of corn!" Also, I kinda think Stacy & Timmy might have a little somethin' somethin' going on the side or at the very least Timmy's "old lady" believes they do! Which... Sorry but I'm not moving NO other woman into my house bc she's "friends" w\my hubby. It just would NEVER happen! That's a dumb move for anyone to make. &For reference, I've been w\my hubby for 20y since I was a teenager. Now there are a FEW *exceptions* I would make but for the most part, BAD IDEA!

[@AngelaJohnson-xg5ff]

They are from Florida. Not far from Pensacola Beach. Never knew a fight could be ended with a can of corn

[@elijahschaffersonlysimp]

The officer dealing with the naked cowboy was top notch outstanding performance. Naked cowboy sounds like Mickey mouse....

[@shanedamien]

Chuck Norris IS a national treasure . I want to watch more of this cop's interatctions

[@CelestiaCrow]

I see what you did there… comment underrated fs

[@derek5827]

Third guy is one of the best officers I have ever seen. Amazing

[@BR.1991]

Cops in the third clip were amazing they couldn't have handled that any better than they did

[@sparkybutch]

"He backed me up" aww, you can feel the moment she fell in love with him

[@roblealjr86]

They fucking 😂😂😂

[@joshualuntsford]

For real. That tugged at my heart.

[@TurkeyBaconSandwich9er]

A better love story than Twilight.

[@ryankilgore1169]

Yea Timmy was making a switch on his ole to new lady. He was thinking ahead lol.

[@emilinebelle7811]

That was kind of sweet but it sounds like a jealousy problem. I struggle with that myself. Sounds like ole lady #1 knew that in Timmy’s heart she was actually ole lady #2. That kind of hurts to think about.

[@DSplatter]

The first clip happens to be my favorite Cops clip followed by the “Okay Papi” guy clip lol

[@KarenOconnor-t4u]

She robbing the bank and 1:52 begging the police to help her get away hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tristyy404]

Idk the actual circumstances behind Kim getting locked in the bank but I feel for her having being locked in a store myself. My first year on the job 5 min before closing I ran into a gun/uniform shop close to my house, got in with zero issues, realized I forgot my ID/badge and everything to authenticate I'm who I am, the door locked behind me...now picture a 26yr old black man in a locked gun store in with ZERO ID. I was literally in fear for my life like in tears 🤣 called everyone but GOD before even considering calling the local PD because how tf do I explain this?! Luckily the back office opened the friendliest poodle came bonding out and this adorable little Italian couple came out, the sight of me caused a slight shock but it all worked out and as long as I live in NY I'll NEVER buy anything work-related from anyone else.

[@gertrude137]

Now that’s one hell of a story!

[@georgecasper6206]

14:50 “HE LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE”

[@josephrobichaud5198]

Dealing with these people every day would drive me nuts. The older I get the less tolerance I have for stupid people, and that's saying a lot because I know for a fact I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Usually idiots think they know everything, so just the fact you can admit you don't know everything instantly makes you more intelligent than 90% of humanity. I completely agree, though.

[@vialogan]

Joseph, I understand! These days, whenever some dumb bunny frustrates me or my husband, one of us invariably shouts, "You damn kids, get off my lawn!" Makes us feel better😂

[@CatScreenTime]

@@vialogan That’s funny😂 I always tell my friends that I want to be an old lady with a stick and pet snakes yelling at people walking by my house😂

[@KimmiBear22]

​@@CatScreenTime I am already that old lady & it's great. You'll love it 😂

[@DavidScott-oq9yp]

These same people to some extent determine the outcome of our elections. Not so funny anymore, is it?

[@pandagomoo]

Guy high as a kite: "Whose the baddest m******f***** around??????" Officer: Chuck Norris. 🤣😂☠☠

[@aisha2370]

You're not him 😆

[@pambrown8692o]

“I’d normally ask you if you have any weapons at this point, but I don’t think you do” - 👮🏽‍♀️ 💀 😂 12:52

[@raviolimeister4315]

i love how the naked guy just sits there handcuffed and with this hat on 😂

[@jonboatmorava9115]

Peace, love, and happiness.... That's a helluva drug 😅