Top Nine WORST Team Fortress 2 Weapons(2024)

AFTER NINE YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT...
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[@WeezyTF2]

"I always wondered if King K.Rool was circumcised" I'll take phrases I'd never thought I'd hear for $500.

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

Mine Would be: "What the BAHAMUT'S BAJA BLASTED BUTTHOLE!"

[@userunknown5322]

hi weezy. didn't think you'd be here

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

Tuber-to-tuber communication

[@userunknown5322]

@@thetexanbuzzsaw3145 y e s

[@Vilisnerson]

He's the KING of random wit

[@alvaroperez2349]

Calling the Ullapool Caber “Micheal Bay’s Buttplug” is possibly the funniest line I’ve heard all day!

[@sonicgamingkirbyfan2005v-xm2rl]

Classic minion roast!😂

[@archangelsupreme4963]

😂

[@Zerethos]

The one other thing that’s confounding about the caber (other than what Fawful has already said about it) is the fact it’s not like the razor back anymore. Before with the razor back once it’s used up you have to run back to resupply to get it back but now it has a cooldown before it can be used again, *WHY DOESN’T THE CABER HAVE THIS FUNCTION TOO!?* that function can make the caber somewhat viable again.

[@bluestreaker9242]

And I'm genuinely surprised I've never heard anyone else call it that 'cause it's so accurate. XD

[@RikouHogashi]

man I keep seeing you comment on almost every relatively popular video I've seen I respect the dedication

[@detectivemuffler8083]

“The American has Insurance! Run!” Had me fucking wheezing.

[@PumpkinHead1021]

Weezy?

[@redstonewarrior0152]

​@@PumpkinHead1021 He is the pinned comment!

[@Zero_de_Nova]

It woude be fun if it coude drain all meters but so....

[@NicoTheCinderace]

"I press the oh shit button, I get the eat shit button." - Fawful's Minion

4:37

[@Pudding404]

Tf2 is exclusively on that community lifesupport at this point, but Logan's loyalty, and passionate lack of patience for TF2 like a 80's movie drill instructor keeps me thinking this game has another 10 years in it.

[@Garka23]

It was fun doing the thumbnail for this video, glad our taste in weapons are hella similar too LMAO

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Are you both eating them like the Spy?

[@cuenta007]

Yes​@@runningoncylinders3829

[@ShiningSilvally]

Great thumbnail, my dude. Very *_KEK_* worthy.

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

If only Valve would finally give this game some OXYGEN to breath with Also, holy fuck Mr. Minion is never gonna lose his funne.

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

Nah. Valve has abandoned this game and us.

[@HeadInTheClouds485]

17:50 "He fears a single flick to the pecs almost as much as the Texas Educational System." I'm legitimately curious as to the explanation of that joke.

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

Sentries hard counter Scout. Engie is an educated Texan. Thus, Scout fears Engie.

[@HeadInTheClouds485]

@@FawfulsMinionCountdowns Thanks for the answer, FM. I've never played TF2, but your videos are too well made to skip anyways.

[@E-102GammaMKII]

"The almighty reptiles feed us mind-altering microchips through our tap water." Logan, you might be onto something...

[@alvaroperez2349]

I heard they’re good with salsa.

[@KerMaWaffLe]

“What the Bahamut’s Baja Blasted Butthole is that scaling?” - Fawful’s Minon

[@jcplays5831]

17:40 am- am I allowed to laugh at that? I’m gonna anyways cause that is certified gold

[@thiffguy9134]

Logan is at his comedian’s prime with this video. The number of times I laughed helped me count higher than nine.

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

10:47 "calling CEO employee of the month cuz he gave himself an 8 figure bonus after laying off the ACTUAL hard workers." I'll let you guys pick the video game company that fits this description too fuckin much.

[@alvaroperez2349]

Let’s see, Blizzard, Microsoft, Nintendo, Activision, Sony. Did I leave anyone else out?

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

​​@@alvaroperez2349Ubisoft, EA

[@Vsirugo13]

@@alvaroperez2349 I really don’t mean to be a CEO defender, but Nintendo executives have actually consistently given themselves paycuts to help out their employees and don’t really have massive layoffs to my knowledge.

[@Shantae1188]

Yeah, at this point, the only thing Nintendo really has as a negative is taking down fan projects and such. At this point, it’s just Wednesday

[@archangelsupreme4963]

Let’s go beyond gaming companies actually pretty sure government organizations in general have that problem too

[@supermudkipz]

Fun fact: The beta design for the Darwin’s Danger Shield was literally a crocodile skin bolted to the Razorback.

[@dualbladesgaming7569]

23:55 That fucking killed me XD I believe this is the second time you used Cats and Dogs for a joke. The first being between Bowser and Antasma.

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

No lie, the Mr Minion Rage is intoxicating, and I love it in countdowns. Do be sure to drink water tho, I bet those voice overs take a toll on the throat.

[@greenscorpion64]

OK... I was laughing for a SOLID five minutes after the Scout joke a 17:39. If you know, YOU KNOW!!! Awesome video, Logan! Brightened up my day.

[@slimebob5137]

Wow that ending segment for the #1 spot might be the angriest you’ve sounded in a while

[@slimebob5137]

Not like that “weapon” is undeserving of that level of anger anyways

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

That “CONGRATU-FUCKIN’-LATIONS” might actually be the angriest I have ever heard this man get

[@madam-mint]

That’s how I felt too! 26:01 I literally just went “oh he’s PISSED”

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@madam-mint Hey, you would be, too, if your gun didn't do the gun thing and forget Rules 95 & 96. :/

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

The one redeeming factor of the Danger Shield is using it to put together a croc-themed outfit outside of Halloween.

[@user-ig7id1ey6u]

The one reedeming factor is is in zombie fortress (community game mode) where humans have all weapons and zombies have only melee where you can only equip non weapons like banners and backpacks its actually the best since you die very fast so overtime healing from cozy camper and conch don't help, battalions is the best for soldier and you will never live to fill a banner, spies you can just turn around as they can actually be in hit range leaving danger sheild being the best because it riuns a monster of a class called pyro due to pyro destroying because flameflower vs melee sucks leaving a melee sniper with bushwacker a legitamte good pick and good for the overall health of the gamemode (aka crockdile skin is a GOOD and FUN weapon in this small community gamemode)

[@loltergeist]

Gotta love the callbacks to the original countdowns. 5:29 “Fuuuuuck me counter-clockwise!” 21:44 *“NO!”*

[@StickMaster500]

Despite the current state TF2 has been in for nearly a decade now, I'm always so glad that this community is still keeping this game alive no matter how much it's bashed against a wall!

[@fawful7457]

Zesty Jesus summed up TF2 in it's current state amazingly in his most recent video.

[@kingboss9512]

@@fawful7457doesn’t he like hate the community tho for no reason (the workshop creators at least and idk just know form people I heard)

[@MinoriGaming]

@@kingboss9512 He's very much not a fan of the community workshop because, to my knowledge, he views the majority of it as low-effort slop that shouldn't exist so that more attention could go to high-effort projects like TF2 Classic.

[@NiGHTcapD]

We could say the same about you and your smiling face.

[@kingboss9512]

@@MinoriGaming to me that sounds… sorrta mean? Idk just think both that people should be just allowed to make whatever they want for the game and the fact that I’ve seen so many great cosmetics and models n stuff I would love to see in the game. Like sure I’d love to see more tf2 fan projects but I know some people just want to make they’re own thing on the workshop and I think that’s fine

[@claypigeon7063]

A Team Fortress video in 2024? From our favorite patron of poetry? Even in a video born of criticism, I still feel so blessed to have stumbled upon such powerful, palpable perfection!

[@Artician]

I watched his previous TF2 video some hours ago and i was surprised to see a new one uploaded just now

[@someshmuck8603]

Long time viewer here, I graduate high school in less than a week. I think my first introduction to this channel was 2015's "Top Ten Mario & Luigi Bosses", but it's been so long, kinda hard to tell. Watching this video given the circumstances has made me realize that Fawful's Minion has been with me ever since I was a snot-nosed little kid looking around on KZbin for something to watch, and then Minion came along. Before I knew it, I was being taught real lessons that I no doubt needed to hear all those days back then to make me the man I am today. I genuinely consider this channel a heavy influence for my childhood that has made me a better person, and nothing, and I mean nothing, can take that away from me. If in this theoretical castle headed by Lord Fawful, commanded by Fawful's Minion, I couldn't be prouder to call myself a foot soldier. Thank you so, so much for making me the person I am today, Logan. Without you, I would've gone down horrible paths that led to nowhere.

[@emperorbooglitch8540]

2:20 In my humble opinion, remove the damage penalty and remove the deploy speed penalty, and give it a buff in explosive damage for the core explosive radius while make that core explosive radius really specific to where the Caber hit. Therefore, this is made into a one hit and one use explosive that lets you pick a specific spot and hit that spot really hard. I would not even mind if this were to be given a Jumper variant where it never has to reload ever again. You can just hit a surface and fly. 5:05 Raise the passive resistance buff, lower the Uber buff, and actually make the heal beam charge up slower while still healing more slowly. Also, popping Uber can now be selected at what power level you want it to resist damages like The Loose Canon, and if you do not let it go to pop an Uber, you lose the entire Uber. Overall, I want it to be more fun to fight against and let the opponents try to find a way to separate Medics from their patients. I want this weapon to be more reliant on healing patients to keep the Medic alive and to require more thought being placed around popping Uber. 8:45 rework the gun so that it has to build up crits, with backstabs being half a mini-crit and sapped buildings giving you 1/4th of a mini-crit per 50 health sapped off of a building. You also get 1 minicrit for destroying any building. Then bump up the firing rate and spread after firing, remove the damage penalty, and hit this stupid thing hard by making sure that whenever you take over 100 points of damage you lose all of the progress that you've made with your crits unless you grab a health pack of any size. These nerfs are meant to force spies to work for their crits and to not spam them all of the place. This weapon can technically still do as much damage as my newly reworked Ambassador, however this thing requires you to backstab a few enemies (four, to be precised) and either constantly sapping a lot of buildings or repeatedly sapping them after leaving the Engi alive long enough to break the sapper off for you to take advantage of the newly repaired building in order to take its health in order to be as good as the Ambassador. 12:56 Honestly, I had no idea this weapon really existed. I would not mind removing the speed boost on hit and replacing it with your idea of reflecting projectiles and making it into a diet Degreaser, but I would also like to add another funny feature to this weapon. Whenever you hit an enemy from the back with this weapon, they will yelp out a unique voice line while being inflicted with a 10 second debuff that increases the afterburn timer by lets just say 5 seconds. 14:33 Now this one is a fun concept. Make it like the caber, except that this thing instead slows down Soldier as you take damage. Now, why am I putting this nerf in? Because after you fall below half health as a Soldier, you gain immunity to any form of crits or increased damage, and all damage that is over 100 damage will be reduced to 25 damage flat. Even Backstabs and Headshots are not exempted to this. Of course, if hypothetically speaking the current Enforcer were to interact with this, it would be the only weapon that would be able to bypass the resistance. Now, what would dare prompt this near imbalanced idea? Soldier's on hand grenades will now be on a timer after you switch to this weapon and they cannot be stopped, they can only be prompted to prematurely explode by swinging the thing, and their damage scales and ignores all resistances, even your very own. This Equalizer has been turned into a deliberate suicide runner, one that slowly advances to your enemies based on how much damage you've recieved, gets right down in the middle of them, and explodes like an atomic bomb, or maybe like a stock rocket depending on how much damage you've take, but chances are if you're playing with this weapon correctly you're most certainly going to go atomic with this thing. You're not meant to live after using this weapon, you're meant to die and kill as many enemies as possible. If by some miracle you live, you're meant to have failed in your job to kill most of your enemies and therefore will probably die shortly afterward, especially after wasting Soldier's grenades like that. 17:59 Just generalize this thing's penalty and give it more friendly utility like how FishStickOnAStick did it, and maybe after getting a kill you can get up to 3 presents to chuck at your friends to replenish their ammo with a small ammo pack amount. That's it though, with this thing it kind of should be a "Either you die, or the entire enemy team has to retreat because you and your buddies have too much health and ammo to be able to be able to be cracked open." Or, we could make Scout be able to drop Medium Health Packs at full HP and Small health packs at any health along with just removing any downside. 21:01 Remove all of its downsides with the power of fire and instead convert the downsides into upsides. Complete crit immunity and a 15% resistance to all damage types. Or maybe just straight up skip the process of needing to remove the downside with fire and probably also boosting/unlocking the previous upsides as well and just hand us a perfectly made Buffalo Steak Sandvich instead. 23:29 Make this thing into the Ultimate weapon for pure, unfiltered Battle Engineer. Like, when we create a weapon set that allows us to move away from stock Engineer's teleporters, *DISPENSORS* and Sentries, this weapon should be THE weapon people use to Battle Engineer with. We can even make two versions, one being a faster but weaker firing thing and the other being a slower but meatier and more constantly strong gun. Remove the draining thing because that's honestly pretty understandable why it is stupid, make the blasts like the Bison, and for the love of all that is good in this world, make sure this gun feels like something worth shooting with and actually functional because it does have a shooting delay for some reason. You fire, then you have to wait for the projectile to come out, then it comes slowly outwards. 29:30 Just remove this and the Razorback, or replace their passive utility with something more active, like my idea to make the Razorback into an optional skateboard, while the Darwin's Danger Shield into an optional shield that can be pulled out. Meanwhile, The Cozy Camper is going to be how Sniper gets his Jarate by drinking Coffee and how he stores his health/ammo packs, at the cost of it being flammable.

[@jessetorres167]

"Fuuuuuck me counterclockwise" Once again Logan, your writing is phenomenal.

[@sonicgamingkirbyfan2005v-xm2rl]

0:08 look ma! Im in the video!

[@nickmallimaci3212]

Oh dear God. I haven't heard Logan THIS mad since the sticker star blessed or messed. And jeeeeeeeez. There's so much fury being spit, the censor popped two middle fingers and reverse long jumped to the Bermuda triangle!

[@chenchestarze8207]

I remember being a young lad and watching the original on release, and now I’m 20 watching this on premiere. Some things never change.

[@LowTierFallout]

Literally the exact same story here mate. Scary how time’s moving.

[@FrahdChikun]

The Hot Hand has a special place in my heart because of that one time I managed to get an entire server to construct a 7 mile spanking machine. Good times...

[@Sketchy_Sketching_Sketcher]

28:07 its hilarious how personal that felt

[@tactishovel2247]

This lad has the mind of a 19th century philosopher and the vocabulary of a pissed off court advisor, nothing is safe from his redefinition of verbal abuse.

[@magolor3219]

… and now, for Magolor’s Favorite Clips! 4:37 “I press the “oh shit” button, I get the “EAT shit” button” As for exactly why KZbin keeps eating my comments, I don’t know, but 4:48 is also in this batch! What is it about 6:31 and punching the footage? I loved this gag in Luigi’s Mansion moments when he forgot to move the Majora’s Moon out of the way of the one in the footage. 8:44 Diamondback: F**K SKILL! Ambassador: *YOU!* 24:50 This laugh, the following inhale, the even HARDER laugh, the inhale that follows THAT and then “no.” With the nope meme image. It’s GREAT! XD 25:59 “HURR HURR, I gaht noh ammo!”

[@TheWildChallenger101]

23:56 God bless you for using Cats & Dogs footage to explain how bad the weapon is. It was absolutely perfect xD

[@berzerk9376]

26:12 I could've lived my whole life not seeing that ;-;

[@nintendosegafan4935]

5:24 same and I'm looking for a killstreak kit for the vaccinator. Also, named it *Medic's Creed*

[@tysonvienneau1830]

"The typical song and dance of brother Russia is 'Walts of the Swiss Cheese People' by MC Bullethose" God I love this wordplay

[@KatanaJoelleLandt]

Same

[@PigGuy2301]

I watched your top 9 tf2 classes when I was in middle school. Thank you for this video, brought back good memories. Hope you have been well.

[@ianrager]

I feel like now's a good time as any to mention that I encountered Logan himself in the wild in TF2 several years ago. I didn't have the foresight to get a screenshot, but, in one of my first times ever playing Medic, I decided to pocket medic him to implicitly show my appreciation for him and his content. I sadly hindered him more than I helped him, due to being a Medic with virtually zero experience. It was the thought that counted I suppose. If you see this Logan, I can pretty much guarantee that you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about when it comes to remembering that game (iirc it was a singular game on Harvest during Halloween season) but an older, more mature "Iandiamond" says hi. Now's also a good time to mention that I grew up with Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story as my first ever JRPG, and I beat it in Kindergarten. Beating the final boss took an entire month straight of non-stop fighting Dark Bowser and Fawful due to a combination of me poorly allocating stats for all three protagonists (to the point that calling it "min-maxxing" is just about perfectly inaccurate) using the absolute B E S T equipment under the sun for all three protagonists, the fact that I had already 100%-ed item and Special Attack acquisition up to this point, the fact that a kindergartener isn't very good at mashing the X button T H A T fast (many gamers have at least one game during childhood that had T H A T section of it, which was so difficult that they enlisted the help of a parent or older sibling to beat it… this was that game for me, and the button mash sequence to suck up Fawful was that difficult part that I always got my Mom or Dad to help me with), all of these factors combined into the resulting month-long battle between the forces of evil and good, both sides equally unstoppable forces and immovable objects. I carried my DS and its charger with me everywhere I went, and any time that there was any sort of downtime in my life whatsoever, I pulled out my DS, and the Grand Finale raged on. Only after an entire month of hardcore gaming did I finally manage to destroy Fawful for good, unleash a flurry of haymakers on Dark Bowser before one final GigaPunch to destroy the Dark Star for good, and save the Mushroom Kingdom once again. After the credits started scrolling in the School Lobby that I had defeated Dark Bowser and Fawful in, I showed my classmates that I had beaten the game, and how happy I was that I did. They didn't care, because they probably frowned upon Nintendo and their games, due to all likely being PC, Playstation, and/or Xbox players. I discovered that there was a True Ending that unlocks when your characters all reach a secret final rank after a colossal amount of grinding. So, I went to work. I grinded as hard as I could with both Bowser and The Bros, even going as far as combatting burnout by creating a new Save File and playing the entire game over again, until I reached the point where the Final Boss is available to fight, at which point I returned to my original save file and continued grinding. I repeated this over and over again until I got burnt out enough that I moved on to other games for a while, returning occasionally to start another new save file to bring myself back up to speed on the game, its story, and its mechanics, before getting burnt out too soon all over again, much more quickly than I originally did. Years passed, and during Summer Break between Middle School and High School, I lost my 3DS and A L L of the DS and 3DS games I had ever owned up to that point during the move to a new apartment a couple streets away from the previous apartment. This left me traumatized, regretful, depressed, and feeling incomplete without my childhood games. Most importantly though, I was without the True Ending for M&L:BIS. Why am I telling you all of this information about my personal experience with M&L:BIS, dear reader? Partly to show my fondness for that awesome game that I share with Logan, and partly to share enough background information so that the following statements are genuinely compelling: Nearly 10 whole years later… …now that I've inherited my Grandmother's DS… …and that I have given myself enough time to figure out whether I'm in the Bargaining or Acceptance stage of grief… …I've bought a Like-New copy of M&L:BIS off of eBay, complete with its case and all its manuals… …and I will soon finish what I started in childhood: I WILL 100% WHAT I STRONGLY BELIEVE IS THE SINGLE GREATEST MARIO GAME EVER MADE, IN HONOR OF AVENGING THIS, AND ALL MY OTHER DEAD CHILDHOOD DREAMS… … … … …so, uh, yeah, I love your content, Logan, and I would 100% become a Patron if I had the money to spare. Keep kicking ass with Countdowns, and everything else you enjoy making, and have a great time doing it. I'll see your counterpart in a couple weeks… and I won't give him any mercy. I will however guffaw at all of his dialogue though, as is always a given.

[@tastethepainbow]

That Danger Mario reference, WOOOO So excited to hear you talk about the remake, if you get to it.

[@scottschiff327]

Keep in mind, this guy had to use these weapons in the current state of TF2 with all the bots that come with it.

[@austinputter5936]

It’s really not the bad 1 out of like 25 lobbies are unplayable then you just requeue in 1 min. Most lobbies insta kick any bots

[@genemelendez368]

24:51 Good lord, that is a crazed laugh that would give The Joker a run for his money

[@fabikachu4836]

I remember watching your old videos way back in the day! Glad to see ya still around and also love your new energy you bring to your videos! Keep it up!

[@heartnet40]

Just like the last time you did this list, I was FLOORED by how often your jokes had me on the ground. You really highlighted just how BAD most of these weapons can be. The Pomsom segment has got to be a highlight of your career for sure.

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

Oh hey! Been a while, bro! How the heck are ya?

[@heartnet40]

Dropped off the face of the planet for a while lol thanks for asking. Really felt like you took a lot of time planning the script with this one, your arguments for each weapon were extremely solid.

[@CMdragonfly-bv4ey]

lol Bombing Stick

[@Daemonmaster67]

MY GOD I was rolling watching this video, been a long time viewer and recently got back into watching your channel, and gotta say, never lost the funny passiom you have. Id love to have the ability to play this game in a vc with you someday, just to absolutely bring my bad days to an end. Always have Fury my man!

[@jjslider3026]

Man, that Danger Shield rant has gotta be up there with dehydration gun in terms of memorability, AND I get a kickass video too? My birthday came early.

[@DJtheChaos246]

I don’t wanna see Michael Bay’s version of the Autobot, Butt Plug.

[@CSNance1]

Always love the content man! Our reaction will be up soon!

[@videomaestro9566]

Nice timing! I was already looking through KZbin, and I think this is the second or third time you made this list?

[@FawfulsMinionCountdowns]

No, 2nd.

[@RealMajora]

It's been a decade since I last watch a countdown of yours. This is crazy that you stay active, nice work man.

[@samuelchurch5124]

I get that the stats on the Danger Shield needed to be changed so it wasn't just an automatic win button for Sniper duels, but making it into a counter for Pyro was the absolute wrong approach. They could've swapped the bullet resistance for knock back immunity and that would've instantly been a better change.

[@zacharymabb4873]

15:32 Yeah, you know. It's called peril strats!

[@ThatBluDude]

Fawful's Minion and TF2 go together like bacon and pepsi. Not something you'd expect going in, but awesome none the less.

[@kanahiro2915]

I've been following you on KZbin for years and the way you write your sentences never ceases to amaze me. You're awesome, Fawful!

[@TheGreyCinders]

23:56 the cats vs. dogs reference tho lmao, did not expect to see that

[@rustkarl]

You never fail to make me laugh with those very… inventive turns of phrase and rhyming flow. Always good to hear from you Mr Minion.

[@Geekwithapencil2048]

I was NOT expecting to hear a Jerma reference in a fawful's minion video but I'm here for it!

[@barkbork7528]

A switch speed boost would actually really benefit the hot hand since you could hit someone with it, switch your flamethrower, and use your speed to rush them.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

Equaliser is underrated, sure it's worse than escape plan, whip and market garden but it's still better than stock shovel(if you use stock shovel while high on health you aren't doing it right) plus allows you to build uber with med. Although Equaliser IS underpowered and needs a buff or two to make it perfect

[@NicoTheCinderace]

Escape Plan:

[@VideoCentral-bh9tf]

Yoooooo!! Probably the best thing I could see in my life!! That goes hard

[@prince_o_hyrule2457]

Been way too long since I saw a Fawful's video... I am so glad I saw one again,

[@DaltonIzHere]

I use the Caber since it’s the most fun with how I usually mess around on 2Fort and Hightower. I usually sticky jump and use the parachute to basically air strike people, and it’s usually snipers who aren’t expecting a Demoman to come flying in at Mach Speed.

[@beyondthehiddenbth5764]

Finally... FINALLY! Years of watching the original few TF2 videos, and I'm right on time for the new one.

[@unoriginalnickname2499]

Ngl been a WHILE since I seen ya and GLAD that you still make awesome videos! I do wonder if there is gonna be a video about like VERY popular (Or even the funni Project TF@ mod thingy and their own weapons) or the TF2 Classic weapons!

[@beeeltee5550]

21:55 had me in tears, well done

[@Plazmit3]

Holy shit, i havent seen you in forever man, amazing content just as i remember

[@senioravocado1864]

Soldier wasnt this stupid at first, but her progressively got more stupid thanks to drinking poisoned 2Fort water

[@Isaac_646]

I never thought this day would come. Ive quoted the original one so many times. And you made a 2024 one! This is just incredible, thanks dude.

[@nova_strife]

Wooow haven't heard Fawful be this mad at something in a very long time had me in stitches XD

[@thomaspark7080]

That thumbnail goes crazy dude. LOL

[@54luigi73]

Been waiting for this one!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I'm glad the "Shield of Go Fuck Yourself" has earned its rightful place at the bottom of the bottom. FishStickOnAStick would be pleased.

[@dariocarraresi1823]

So, I think that you'll appreciate the changes that the "Balance Mod" gave to the weapons you talked about. *Buffalo Steak Sandwich:* No more damage vulnerability. Also, you eat it in half the time AND you can turn its effect off at will (at the cost of taking damage and getting marked for death). *Candy Cane:* The penalty has been completely changed. Now you get -75% overheal, and Medics healing you get -50% UberCharge. But at least, quote: _"This change keeps Scout frail when using the Candy Cane, but he won't instantly disintegrate to rockets or grenades."_ *Darwin's Danger Shield:* Trades away the fire resistance in exchange for increasing your health by 15 points. You still keep the afterburn immunity. *Diamondback:* Damage is slightly decreased to 32. More importantly, critical hits are now negatively affected by range. *Equalizer:* The whole damage thing has been simplified. Above half health? 65 damage. Below half? 109. *Hot Hand:* The speed boost has been increased to 3 seconds, and can be activated by hitting ANY player - ally or enemy. Plus, the weapons deploys 50% faster and can extinguish teammates. *Pomson 6000:* It was turned into a stronger and faster reskin of the Righteous Bison (and yes, it penetrates through players). The only major issue being that now it mini-crits instead of critting. *Ullapool Caber:* Inflicts 75 base damage (that's on top of the explosion), has longer range, deploys slightly faster (-75% instead of -100%), and can randomly crit. But also increases self-inflicted damage by 30% and reduces shield bash damage by -40%. *Vaccinator:* UberCharge meter is divided into 2 sections instead of 4. The Overheal penalty is reduced from -66% to -40%.

[@NebLleb]

"Herr herr! I Got No Ammo!!!" -Fawfulsminion on the Pomson, 2024

[@fawful7457]

Good to see the Minion back for another TF2 video, this beautiful man got me into the game in the first place

[@springdude1165]

After many-a years... we return.

[@crimelorddiscord6532]

23:18 - 23:36 I love when Fawful makes these smart outside points while also mixing it in with a joke. Also the clip with Shrek.

[@Vorobeylover1998]

I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS LIST!

[@OfNoImportance]

It just kept getting better and better the higher he went, cus you can feel the frustration and sheer ridiculousness that he felt towards ALL of them.

[@salsamonkey65]

The fact that this game is older than current high school sophomores freaks me out

[@superjesse645]

*THE MEAT.* Good gravy your words make me smile with how out-of-nowhere they come.

[@lucyarisato6850]

Excellent! Good to see you again

[@lucyarisato6850]

13:32 ULTRAKILL REFERENCE-sorry, don’t know what came over me there.

[@RaisinHook]

thank you for puting the date in the title, the since meta shifts everytime a balance change happens

[@thefunyonlol]

the passion behind the script is awesome 😎

[@drgraphix2912]

Ah, well this explains why I saw you playing this game some days ago

[@Scientin]

Ohohoho, I've been *waitin* for this remake to drop. Someone grab the popcorn!

[@Epicodey999]

Babe wake up, new fawfuls minion video!!! 🤩

[@Strikerenno]

Oh my god. I think this is the most passionate I’ve ever heard Logan xD

[@voidastralbirth]

Mister Minion has presented us with one of the best “Worst” videos of 2024! We are free!!!

[@dustinarmstrong1168]

Void Termina has given its blessing for the channel.

[@goldeneye1689]

It's been years since I was recommended your videos

[@Janoha17]

I think it's telling how the Medic's worst weapon has to use the metric of fighting against it to be judged.

[@ianbrennan9635]

"At least the middle finger is still pointing upward." As it should!

[@lucasrankin3990]

And here I was thinking he was gonna put the Liberty Launcher on Soldier's worst. Those damage nerfs SUCK.

[@bencet-p7322]

This may be the most absolutely batshit insane video i have ever witnessed...and its fucking awsome

[@BugsyFoga]

What a great way to celebrate Mother’s Day

[@maulmemes]

He's back boys. Also, referring to the medi-beam as an "idiot leash" is PERFECT.

[@PaPaTheStallion]

Fun fact: if you crouch right before a caber swing it one shots 150 health classes

[@nabbitling2109]

12:36 How tf is no one talking about this??? “My fingers smell of F E S H” 💀

[@WilliamX5000]

I have a different list for the most part and this is my main list. Top 9 Worst TF2 Weapons 1. Eviction Notice (Heavy) 2. Wanga Prick (Spy, least favorite Spy weapon moreso than actually bad) 3. Tribalman's Shiv (Sniper) 4. Boston Basher (Scout) 5. Vaccinator (Medic, least favorite Medic weapon moreso than actually bad) 6. Righteous Bison (Soldier) 7. Ullapool Caber (Demoman) 8. Pomson 6000 (Engineer, least favorite Engineer weapon moreso than actually bad) 9. Gas Passer (Pyro)

[@Bofrab]

A remake of your most viewed video?! You love to see it!