Top People With Most Assassination Attempts

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0:00 - intro
0:09 - rasputin
1:31 - abraham lincoln
2:21 - mussolini
3:18 - queen victoria
4:05 - churchill
5:06 - stalin
6:29 - josip broz tito
7:12 - napoleon
8:08 - not spoiling more
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[@stahming]

Fails to kill Hitler 42 times Hitler: “Lemme try”

[@danielmessi1092]

🤣🤣🤣

[@goki6548]

10:10

[@David..G.]

Lol

[@ayman4307]

@Kujtim Krasniqi he went to 🇦🇷

[@herobrine3306]

@Kujtim Krasniqi then u don’t know history

[@mikeaintnormal769]

Fun fact: Rasputin didnt even die from the gunshots or cyanide alone, he was thrown into a freezing river, wrapped in a carpet, his autopsy discovered water inside his lungs, so its believed he died from drowning before anything else... this man was a chad

[@vanukas8783]

Well it happened over 100 years ago so who really knows anymore

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

Another fun fact: rasputin has a large rod

[@mikeaintnormal769]

@@purpledefaultpfp6233 i mean, he was called the lover of the russian queen (insert lenny face)

[@torrestheman_3808]

I think it was from Pneumonia.

[@evil5423]

He was thrown into river to cover his death. I doubt they would throw him alive while they could crush his head or so.

[@Awesomeguy-kr8kv]

Everyone: Tries To Kill Hitler Hitler: Observe

[@GHPROPlayz]

Fucking underated

[@leutnanthauptmann]

This is absolutely pogchamp

[@TexasPig]

🥱 watch me 👨🏻🔫

[@iadvicetonottrythisathome]

Soviet Soldiers:stop righ- Hitler:fine i will do it myself

[@belovedinsomniac]

@@leutnanthauptmann excuse me, but would you explain HOW THE F-

[@RenarchyLeader]

Someone: whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven Hitler: *menacing laughing*

[@peacefullolvitp7893]

The Fuck lol.

[@RegeleSV]

when you realize your grandpa killed hitler

[@jakusbarnabas]

@@RegeleSV OH NO...

[@MikePlacer]

Stalin far worse killed more people and his own people

[@AdawaShiwani]

@@MikePlacer ok, brain washed westerner. The internet and western news cant lie.

[@fearless8352]

10:10 If anyone wonders what he wrote: "After so many failed attempts Hitler was like: Ok, Ok I will do it myself."

[@satnamgiz4640]

Thanks

[@satnamgiz4640]

You're a madman

[@pynerd2246]

Thanks a lot, have my like

[@Bannify]

Thank you

[@C0Durp]

I didnt notice it

[@noobin2848]

Failed Assassination attempts be like: "die" "no" *"understandable have a great day"*

[@mw6ngi0]

Underrated lmaoooooo 💀💀💀

[@tommyshelby2250]

underrated

[@rahmatismail9818]

huhuhhuuhhh

[@ihavethemilk7973]

LOL so underrated

[@Isabella-xv3bo]

Lmao true

[@digbyfire5446]

Imagine being so badass you send a letter to Stalin, making fun of his attempts, and then outlive him.

[@David..G.]

Get ready for George Washingmachine

[@aetu35]

Some people even suspect Stalin getting poisoned. Tito was really badass.

[@David..G.]

Stalin died of a stroke

[@aninditapaul9291]

1953 was a sad year for us all...

[@testick8431]

Yugoslavia!

[@vladimirlenin1012]

Imagine surviving 638 assassination attempts. 1.7 years if an assassination attempt happened each day.

[@bhartijha8417]

no one can even touch you point to noted I am not russian

[@Arslan35]

the 2 replies above are more strange than my history

[@furioussherman7265]

Pretty much. The CIA trying to assassinate Castro was like Wil E. Coyote trying to catch the Roadrunner. Just nothing but constant, hilarious failure.

[@silkebork6122]

Thx Vlad

[@user-lk3dy4uy8w]

They can't touch you bruh you're pretty much Siberia

[@sknight7511]

The CIA and Castro history is like a cartoon, they tried everything no matter how dumb the idea was. Kinda funny

[@Shin-mu7yc]

Ikr lol.

[@berzerkwifepertz7805]

like Tom and Jerry

[@grazziotti7669]

*CIA reunion about Fidel Castro "Yeah, Yeah, he likes cigars doesn't he? so lets make one that explodes!"

[@Bannify]

Luck doesnt exi- Fidel castro:

[@Victor-ti4fx]

"Please stop sending all those assassins or I will have to send only one and he will do the job". Hmmm looks like Fidel Castro practically applied the words of Tito onto John F Kennedy LoL.

[@ClairmontWaters]

"But she changed her mind and they made love."

[@furinick]

Fidel castro rolled a 20 on charisma in that moment

[@sthisisahumanboidavidvelaz2326]

Chad 100

[@marcosminiati1564]

@@furinick what was his proficency bonus

[@furinick]

@@marcosminiati1564 I'd guess +2? Maybe 3? I don't know his build

[@uncleruckus4124]

"Shoot me" "No" *sex commences*

[@theautistictransitfan]

The scariest part about rasputin was that after they fed him cake and wine with cyanide and shot him in the span of less than 15 minutes, he was thrown in a river, and the autopsy showed he died of drowning

[@shouinor6303]

You can take the timing that cyanide poisoning can take to 30 min for one to be dead, bleeding out from gunshot can take up to maybe 15-20 min depending on variables and drowning can lead to death in 5 so yeah not that scary

[@abowl5667]

@@shouinor6303 I mean they literally shot him in the forehead closely it should have been fatal

[@justxthinkingarchivo494]

@@shouinor6303 cyanide kills in less than 2 minutes

[@emrannz5698]

@@justxthinkingarchivo494 it is very strong but not that strong to kill in 2minutes it can even take a few hours and still be able to detox.

[@dariusfarrel3228]

@@justxthinkingarchivo494 eh no Rasputin died of swimming I think he is Tommy Vercetti, Can survive anything, but the moment he goes into water he just dies

[@S.Bianchi]

0:24 "...that basically got inside the Russian royalty" Yep...quite literally

[@Awesomeguy-kr8kv]

wait, HE DID WHAT

[@shibatatsuya3354]

​@@Awesomeguy-kr8kv there are theories that he did "IT" with the queen and her daughters....

[@Awesomeguy-kr8kv]

@@shibatatsuya3354 oh boy

[@coleomantenforty8747]

@@shibatatsuya3354 Madlad

[@noahtheiguana935]

@@shibatatsuya3354 I heard about the queen one, but he did it with her daughters?

[@avicennaferdian438]

"an ex lover was hired by the CIA to kill him but castro knew and handed her a gun and he told her to shoot him, she changed her mind and made love" Biggest plot twist

[@themaniac2448]

a huge middle finger to the CIA

[@owenhardy7035]

Speech level 100

[@PopTap]

The Maniac shut up stalIn ur ded hahaa

[@themaniac2448]

@@PopTap congratulations, you got an invite to join gulag and you're forced to join

[@jaybadayatherockmerchant9832]

@@PopTap lol how old are you 💀

[@Sw33tG4mer]

Top assassination attempts: My little brother trying to push me in lava in Minecraft.

[@eternalsfa]

Underrated😂😂

[@crimsonml414]

Lmao

[@vaniaadoptme6852]

LMAO

[@roki7]

My dog almost pushed me in the lava *So I pushed him off for revenge and get another dog* (this was true actually happened 3 weeks ago)

[@KeelyMi]

Aka me trying to kill my Minecraft dog because it killed my cousin IT DIDNT WORK THE DOG IN INVINCIBLE

[@ScorpoYT]

I Feel sad for every dude that tried to assassinate Stalin

[@leutnanthauptmann]

1st! Hi scorpo!!!

[@yousureaboutthat5440]

Wow

[@warriorsofthebyss6796]

Lol

[@bleughhhh4799]

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper

[@hydenberg]

@@bleughhhh4799 i know that

[@mrman4388]

“Sometimes you just gotta take a drive through the city and clear your head” -John F. Kennedy

[@Quacktum]

Oof

[@jasonmonks8423]

Cleared his head all right

[@Quacktum]

@@jasonmonks8423 Omg lol

[@Caroline-bc3dq]

@@jasonmonks8423 lmao sure did

[@lennonh.4173]

*taps*

[@FakeExotic]

Castro: “If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal”

[@atomicpenguin074]

He'd win the Platinum medal compared to others

[@rexgamer8201]

@Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 in hell

[@Saberth]

Spoilers

[@minedoimperija]

That's creative on his side

[@Wannaxri_]

Wasbt that a quote from another youtube channel? The great big story?

[@BigSmoke-xs1fj]

Interesting fact: When Hitler was a small kid, a priest saved him from choking. Ugh, how lucky he was?

[@ab.6573]

And where are your sources?

[@orestisanguridis4372]

and in ww1 British soldier could kill hitler when hitler was soldier but british soldier did let him go

[@imperialgamer6969]

@@orestisanguridis4372 and in return, he let the british go in Dunkirk

[@nwico7033]

@@imperialgamer6969 lol

[@hiddentreasure2161]

@@orestisanguridis4372 That was actually propaganda made up by Hitler during The Munich Conferences. The battle he claimed this happened in was at the same time he was on medical discharge.

[@nileshjena1710]

“If assassinations were a World record, No one could beat me.” -Castro

[@notpingu707]

Lol

[@gamercarmen3957]

*laughs in how many times i'd imagine myself die-ing in school*

[@solanaceous]

"Im going to fucking die to old age so I can make the cia mad" - Castro

[@Orthane]

Every assassin trying to kill Hitler: Fails Hitler: *Fine, I'll do it myself*

[@CJMapping]

@GHspearo yes but it’s a joke

[@pinkleaf5265]

@Oliver Moritz •10 years ago h a l l o

[@pawekorczak7302]

"Not Many People know who Zog was" Hoi4 players: "are you sure about That?"

[@philippplayz]

ikr

[@deathbygrapes5]

First and only King of Albania, reigned just before WWII.

[@edoniszogaj7745]

@@deathbygrapes5 no he called himself like that cuz no one did,he was a manipulator

[@deathbygrapes5]

edonis zogaj That was his title so that's what he was whether people liked him or not...

[@toddhoward3846]

King of Albania baby!

[@shlob]

Somebody:*feeds rasputin with poisoned pancakes* Rasputin: That was a nice meal! The poisoners: Wait what the fu-

[@vulcanosix7473]

It reminds me Emperor's New Groove

[@As2000_the_Stop_Motioner]

Lol

[@Yourlungs]

@@vulcanosix7473 *No no, he's got a point*

[@myrasmith3423]

Meme man. There was this Irishman and he was poor and annoying so some people tried to kill him, they tried to get him to drink himself to death, he drank what should have killed him, came back up the next day fine, they game him stronger alcohol, it didn’t work, they gave him a rotted sandwich with nails in it. He asked for another, eventually they had to stop. They ended up putting a gas pipe that ran carbon monoxide in his mouth and a plastic bag around his head, he finally died, but they were caught and broke. Never try to kill an Irish guy from alcohol poisoning. It’s impossible!

[@Takaram2]

Poison was neutralized by sugar , wine too But how he survived after shoots into liver and kidney , and didnt die in 20 minutes - idk

[@myst3ry_g3n3ral]

Humor for normal people: "Do you like icecream? Then marry it!" Humor for rulers: 6:51-6:56

[@myst3ry_g3n3ral]

@Jake Stockton English is not even my native language ok?

[@urosarsic7854]

@@myst3ry_g3n3ral Serbia?

[@myst3ry_g3n3ral]

@@urosarsic7854 No sry

[@blingproductions4560]

@@myst3ry_g3n3ral you were right both times as humour is spelt differntly in different English speaking places

[@blingproductions4560]

@Jake Stockton it’s both

[@thefrogmaster4383]

"However that briefcase was later moved further away by some douchebag. " That's gold.

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

Why would that guy be a douchebag? He prob was some train worker doing his job

[@butterfliesglowx9425]

@@Dr_Weirdoo No, if he hadn’t moved that breifcase hitler would’ve died.

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

@@butterfliesglowx9425 and? He was a guy just doing his job to earn a living

[@subnovideo-zd2zl]

Man who killed Hitler must be a legend

[@jonmatic881]

But i though hitler kill himself Or Maybe they are true that i sleep in history

[@donverga]

@Tamás Treznai No you r/woosh

[@fancen]

@@donverga r/itswooooshwith4os

[@centerpoint2844]

@Tamás Treznai Haha reddit meme!!!!!

[@donverga]

@@fancen ah yes let's proceed to put more ooooooo

[@Kriegter]

CIA: Alright, time to kill him for the 500th time CIA: nice mason, you finally- Castro: the one you killed was a double!

[@Sportx38]

Russulca (i know i spelled the ships name wrong its been a long time)

[@thvl2018]

@@Sportx38 Rusalka? the broadcasting ship?

[@Sportx38]

@@thvl2018 its off the border of cuba

[@ernestbr9786]

Numbers mason

[@pdlr3]

Call of Duty: Black Ops Reference

[@warriorsofthebyss6796]

The tiny text that flashes by at 10:10 says, “After so many failed attempts Hitler was like “Ok ok, I will do it myself”” lmao

[@execon1594]

yea I put the video on 0.25x speed and kept pausing and unpausing to read that

[@tamjidalvi2641]

Sameee

[@surgeonofdeath3755]

It's sad to see that most assassinations against dictators or other evil people fail but the ones that target good people always succeed.

[@malaysianmapping9767]

I see Victoria as an evil person that took my country's independence away but did not get succeed in assassination, true

[@grapefruitjuice9473]

@@malaysianmapping9767 yes

[@foxpickaxe]

Castro ain’t that bad

[@foxpickaxe]

@Agustin Rossetti what

[@birb1368]

Nah Tito is good

[@gosiewil5379]

Everyone: Difference by like 5 more assasinations Castro: I'll take your entire stock

[@mrabootoo5556]

“That basically got inside the Russian royalty” Literally

[@lka04]

good one, fair play

[@blitxaac]

Lmao just realised it

[@justraspy]

Mr Abootoo true

[@anoriginalname5418]

"...Lover of the Russian Queen. "

[@alfatihrizky23]

HAHAHAAHA

[@daniloss1319]

Tito: I had the most assassination attempts Hitler: No, I did Amateurs Hitler: What was that punk Castro: Amateurs

[@thecyryl]

not funny

[@daniloss1319]

@@thecyryl 58 likes say otherwise

[@thecyryl]

@@daniloss1319 There's something called an opinion - also these likes are likely people with your sense of humor, which, IN MY OPINION, isn't all that good.

[@daniloss1319]

@@thecyryl Then its fine but you just said not funny implying its a fact, you should always add in my opinion when you write something like this also why even comment that just scroll past

[@thecyryl]

@Ugandan Knuckles hop in we're gonna find out who asked

[@muthushivakathir3598]

Fun fact: Fidel Castro responded to the 638attempts by cia by saying "If there was an Olympic games for the most number of assasination attempts survived,I would have got the gold medal"

[@donnergrober179]

Fun Fact (For those who didn't know): The Nazis also used bombs disguised as chocolates to attempt to assassinate Churchill. The bomb would activate once a piece was broken off.

[@muscularhypertrophy5542]

The forbidden chocolate bar

[@raptorgamingplays1157]

And that's why the tank gets a BEEG explosion in the tonks

[@marcello7781]

A chocolate to die for

[@chessmike7793]

What happens if a kid eats it...

[@m-w-y7325]

@@chessmike7793 pop

[@adityamaurya9851]

42 assassins - Hitler - I am dumbly inevitable

[@controlledby6548]

Fidel castro: amatuers

[@dhararry7929]

A message to theists.

[@Schiencent]

Hitler died on his 43rd attempted assassination though. We don't know who killed him to this day, but some say that it was someone very close and trusted who looked very similar to Hitler.

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

@@Schiencent Bruhhhh

[@Damian-cilr2]

@@Schiencent so?he assasinated himself?

[@tubbypappap9268]

Ngl the Tito person was a bad ass

[@nubber8482]

yeah lol he was the only Ruler that Smoked a cigarette in the White House

[@thepylonperspective]

Castro: (laughs) “Why even try to kill me, I can never die…” CIA: “Alright then, I suppose it’s time to play the waiting until death game…”

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Anyone who survives this will get a gold medal given by me. If there was anything that I would regret most in my life, that would be going to the theater.

[@Reaper-wz7kj]

I get it

[@deadgaming_2409]

Thank you Abraham

[@fsb2887]

God bless you.

[@TheGT-sy4bn]

Thank you Abraham and how are you alive ¿?

[@danygamer6684]

Adolf Hitler omg the man who killed Hitler! Nice to meet you! You’re truly a legend

[@josephstalin2331]

“I need no introductions”

[@kyriea]

thank you papa

[@jason_thefirst]

Imagine learning a fact about joseph stalin so make a full new account Lmaooooooo

[@saitama1126]

Yes

[@Breach-Clear]

same

[@Breach-Clear]

same

[@alectro2505]

3:14 I like how Benito looks all smug that he survived 6 assination attempts.

[@idosounds]

And then Castro with 632 more

[@neptune1564]

Just wait until you find out how Mussolini died.

[@oferzilberman5049]

6:55 The more amazing thing is the wording of the letter, Which was “Stop sending people to kill me. We’ve already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle. If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send another one". THAT is the definition of badass

[@Channel-lv5hl]

Fidel: *Falls in love with a woman* Fidel: Ah yes,Are you a with the CIA Woman: No Fidel: Tell the truth and we’re having fun in bed Woman: *Yes*

[@limenka.]

And that same night they played monopoly in their bed

[@Redwan777]

@@limenka. Yeah they got us on the first half not gonna lie

[@tyecollaborator5017]

@@synk8602insanely hot!!!

[@everythingmustgo4478]

bruh

[@ou5656]

@The SSK Because they had a really bad temperature.

[@vikashpandey7973]

After so many attempts Hitler: You fools let me show you how to do this

[@boiboi5521]

this is dark

[@flavor1494]

danny boy lol im putting this on r/cursedcomments

[@fancen]

@@flavor1494 how is it

[@flavor1494]

fricking gamer still only 45 upvotes from yesterday and two comments saying lmao

[@fancen]

@@flavor1494 eh yeah it's not that big of a cursed comment

[@hairyballs4284]

Tito was a chad and a badass. Imagine being able to do that to Stalin lol

[@thepylonperspective]

That Castro really knows love… “Shoot me, I dare you!” “But I cans fidel” “Then we make love at once!”

[@dwayyyyttt2342]

"But she changed her mind and they made love" she's prolly a tsundere

[@amarogos2023]

Bruh

[@caramanvictor396]

anime haram

[@qadeermoshref6551]

Wat

[@ThyThinker00]

I hate that term everyone calls me that

[@chiefdvm1671]

@@ThyThinker00 what do you do that they call you that?

[@ogbigkwon4298]

Fidel Castro: *chillin* JFK: "Peace was never an option."

[@Jay-qb9gi]

Well.

[@velcranoxofficials9970]

Well said

[@archives1802]

@Furry Destroyer "Was assassinated by them" got any proof of that chief? Or are you one of those people that don't believe what they see in front of them and look for some other reason that sounds dumb as hell?

[@audee575]

@@archives1802 nah fam it was the aliens

[@loretus3512]

@@audee575 no it was clearly hitler

[@d3admouse579]

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS :) KEEP IT UP :)))

[@petersmythe6462]

"Got inside the Russian royalty" Tsar Nicholas: "but like, not literally inside." Queen Alexandra: ... Rasputin: "yes literally inside." Queen Alexandra: ...

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

6:55 - "...or I will have to send only one and he will do the job!" *Agent 47 intensifies*

[@bait5257]

Mr.salesman what do you sell

[@vitosurya6109]

What kind of hentai do you got sales men

[@salle6307]

Fun fact: Stalin died few days after he received the letter. There is conspiracy that Tito killed Stalin

[@radingkarocha750]

@@salle6307 welp the doctor first Check the stalin health first LOL

[@nedim5730]

We will see. Tito*Sends assasins* Josip*The communist war begins* Tito*All assasins* Josip*Nope* Tito* Stalin*Dead

[@Soldier0021]

10:09 After so many failed attempts Hitler was like "ok ok, I'll do it myself"

[@uosdunopu4550]

There could've been less assasination attempts if some douchebag never moved that briefcase away.

[@lentellsoup1008]

Copied comment

[@ellis-dz4zm]

stolen lmao

[@youtubealert9881]

Haha..... Stolen

[@dangerdoge4113]

@@lentellsoup1008 It wasn't stolen, if you look on screen at the time stamp it clearly says what he wrote. They just quoted the same part of the video.

[@-goalsport2544]

Everyone: tries to kill Hitler Hitler: Alright, I’ll do it myself

[@bryannotryan4342]

3:24 "She was perhaps the most powerful woman in history: My mom with the belt: "Are you sure about that?"

[@purnamishra7309]

By the way hitler also survived many incidents such as when British soldier Henry Tandey didn't shoot him in WW1 and also when his troop was accidentally attacked by the german army only.....and many more

[@marcello7781]

If I remember correctly both Hitler and Stalin almost drowned during their childhood.

[@purnamishra7309]

@@marcello7781 If you notice the Law of Murphy has been followed in all these incidents........ (Murphy's Law - Anything which has to happen WILL HAPPEN)

[@utkarshmishra7778]

Also when he and his friends attacked the wiemar republic soldiers..........

[@utkarshmishra7778]

@@purnamishra7309 very true bro.......

[@Sp00kq]

That British soldier guy then regretted his decision for the rest of his life

[@RayAzul7]

He got turned on knowing she was a CIA recruit.

[@honoredlordmii91]

3:24 Queen Victoria didn‘t just hold a lot of land, but she had family members that are royals of other Countries, like her Grandson Kaiser Wilhelm II

[@AvEnth1]

> survive 22 assassination attempts > flex on how he survived every single one > outlive your assassin > leave like a chad

[@gurra5147]

Fun fact: King Zog himself actually fired back at one of his assassins after they missed a shot

[@rolandlimani4503]

Zog was based when it comes to that. From an Albanian

[@datboy038]

@@rolandlimani4503 true. (Also from Albania)

[@malaysianmapping9767]

Badass

[@finalboss3893]

the assassin," wait im reloading,"

[@KavitaDevi-ez6hh]

LMAO

[@SabsWithR]

Meanwhile Trump from the Mr. President Game be like: Those are rookie numbers

[@sogan_agac1989]

Lol

[@furinick]

Thank god he isn't real

[@stoopidapples1596]

Don’t you mean Rump?

[@nanaraynor5115]

What game is that called?

[@furinick]

@@nanaraynor5115 mr. President i believe

[@imperatoralbanie7668]

I just discovered that the brother of my great grandfather was one of the ones that attempted to kill king Zog. He was called Gjelosh Ndoka, and was imprisoned along with Aziz Çami for 7 years and then killed

[@loscaballerostemplarios13]

My parents are from Dukagjin/Shkoder, they are from the same town Gjelosh Ndoka was from. He is a legend and songs are made for him praising his bravery, i remember my parents telling me about him when i was little, telling me how he travelled to Vienna/Austria cuz King Zog was gonna be there. Apparently Zog(like a paranoid man he was) switched his royal clothes with his army major, major Lleshi, which remained the only victim of the scene because Ndoka and Azizi confused him with the king. Glad to see one of his relatives in the comment section

[@jhajhadex9480]

10:10 It said After so many failed attempts Hitler was like "OK OK I WILL DO IT MYSELF" made me laugh

[@nguyendinhdung7663]

Lets be honest, we all know that Fidel Castro has the most assassination attemps already

[@paolotondo2463]

True!i know it since i was 18...and now im 32

[@biyunliu8716]

I didn’t know about it until now

[@Aut7]

biyun liu same

[@poop_guy]

10:08 the ‘flash text’ said “after so man failed attempts hitler was like ok ok, I will do it myself”

[@SquarerootDepression]

Lol more like 10:10

[@tacoplayer6111]

good vid i really enjoy it

[@BalkanReport]

King Zog is also the only King who has fired back with his gun during his attempts for assignations.

[@Yugoslavia.]

Tito: Gets his turn Video : *holy music stops*

[@tomusklisus5805]

Yea hello fellow Titoist

[@edgarallanpoe18]

Yugoslavia!

[@AA-bz1pr]

Tito was arguably one of the best presidents to this date

[@edgarallanpoe18]

@@AA-bz1pr Indeed.

[@Prodavac]

Yugoslavia where did you go? You left back in 1991! Where you out getting milk again?

[@smallsthetimelord4066]

0:13 There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

[@easyhard-origami5985]

oh those russians

[@youwillberemembered238]

Lmao

[@albert-wx2zp]

Thought you’d have tons of likes by now huh kid?

[@smallsthetimelord4066]

@@albert-wx2zp Nope I'm just fulfilling my duty as a memer/cheesy 70s and 80s music lover.

[@albert-wx2zp]

Smalls the Timelord I’m literally so sorry man I was in a horrible mood that day

[@undyne1]

The CIA's assassination attempts towards Fidel sound like something straight out of a cartoon.

[@44kdog]

mrbeast: first one to be assassinated wins! chandler: 11:12

[@Kalashnikov413]

Internal jokes, but i get it

[@hi-ev9co]

God what are you doing on youtube?

[@clones9285]

Grandma you have youtube?

[@hi-ev9co]

@@clones9285 yes

[@winchesterchua3311]

This one is good.

[@durandil]

De Gaulle : "even CIA wanted to kill him with a poisoned ring"... and we are supposed to be allies.

[@Mikiecashyoutube]

France and the usa didn't have the best of realtions at the time

[@recordkeepingandinformatio8206]

France withdrew from NATO command structure, US wasn't too happy about that

[@DeeRuss]

After so many failed attempts Hitler was like “ok ok, I will do it myself”

[@a1ais315]

People: Failed to assassinate Hitler Hitler: "Fine,I'll do it myself"

[@skylordsrebornpvpreplays5795]

lmao

[@npc_combine_s]

Thumbnail be like: "King Zog can't be seen"

[@bryantnix2701]

Gotta pay for the next dlc...

[@mr.jebben1781]

9:17 when you want to send a computer virus but you live in the 1930s

[@CVisor.]

Hitler in hell: *why does every time traveler want to kill me*

[@michelwoods8597]

You know you know to much history when you recognize and know zog before you even mention him

[@zaki8921]

Someone: makes a meme comment Everyone: xD Someone: writes a good and nice comment Everyone: *bot*

[@bloodin6840]

And I will be in the background check on the background check on the trail mail

[@Tuberex]

nice comment bro

[@bloodin6840]

@@Tuberex thx

[@Tuberex]

@@bloodin6840 i didnt reply to you

[@bloodin6840]

@@Tuberex I know

[@tortoisetanker]

Mr. Slav, I got the very fast message “After so many attempts Hitler was like ‘ok, ok, I’ll do it myself’ “

[@muhammadfaizkhawarizmi4303]

Me too

[@not_spooky]

Ive seen the clip at 3:13 a lot and every time it fills me with an unbelievable rage.

[@iamjune7597]

i like how you used the first ambience music of level 40 from magic rampage for stalin's part

[@chessmike7793]

Nobody: Me: Thinking Hitler had so many assassination attempts. Fidel Castro: Hitler Who???

[@equal7958]

I doubt Fischer would have had a few too

[@Sw33tG4mer]

Top assassination attempts: Parents sending us to school.

[@saqibsayyed5634]

true lol

[@dangerdoge4113]

Without school you're gonna live on the streets shaking a cup full of change at people

[@aori-8721]

@@dangerdoge4113 ik mom

[@eddsworldfan9360]

@@dangerdoge4113 More like without schools someone can stop going to hell

[@phoenixjamirazucena5672]

@@dangerdoge4113 r/woooooosh

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

Fidel Castro assassination attempts be like: lemme put some bone hurting juice in your milkshake uwu

[@WildCard56591]

Assasination: *exists* Nicolaie Ceausescu: that's not a challange it's thuestday

[@roygoodhand1301]

Question: How many against the Three Kims? Also, how many against Putin and Trump?

[@m-w-y7325]

Putin and Trump aren't dead yet, so its still being counted

[@jumbledsiren8190]

@@m-w-y7325 wait, someone tried to assassinate them? When?

[@trapr1993]

Trump opened the trunk and took a dump

[@mafia_boss_neto]

Brazilian President Bolsonaro had 1 too. He survived and still alive.

[@BigAl_Dev]

For those who are wondering at 10:09, it says “after so many failed attempts, h was like “ok ok I will do it myself” “

[@marcohueber5130]

Castro really maxed out that Luck stat :D

[@Aminul_AIL]

Why these mosquitoes tried to kill me? But fortunately my antibody bodyguards always protect me 24×7.

[@bait5257]

Still malaria has highest kill counts in disease

[@Shin-mu7yc]

first name last name no, spanish flu does

[@bait5257]

@@Shin-mu7yc nope it has 50m kill count And malaria is over 250m Yes Spanish flu infected more people than malaria

[@Shin-mu7yc]

first name last name oh ok then, but can you send me your sources?

[@bait5257]

@@Shin-mu7yc there is no accurate source tho It's stated that malaria killed half of the human ever existed (50 billion) which is not true However its still has more kills than any disease ever

[@Alkalus]

Rasputin: Ya’ll are just jealous that I got to meet the Tsar.

[@shamilfsobhanstandwithukra3937]

abraham lincoln: in theater , booth: shoots,ATTEMPT: theater explodes

[@BrenoKretzer]

hidden text on adolf hitler at 10:10 - after so many failed attempts hitler was like "ok ok, i will do it myself"

[@tobitaruiz5963]

“However some douchebag moved it away” Lol

[@ryanismyname1215]

People: fails at assasinating Hitler Hitler: fine i'll do it myself

[@stanky5187]

this is a pretty spooky video..

[@theredpenguin3501]

10:10 It says: After so many failed attempts Hitler was like "ok ok, I will do it myself" It was pretty hard to catch.

[@kron4x]

not really, if you use the , and . keys you can actually move by frame making it easy to pause at that moment

[@theredpenguin3501]

@@kron4x Thank you for telling me. You made my days easier.

[@kron4x]

@@theredpenguin3501 np :)

[@tonifcbarca]

Or you could slow down the video

[@Mr-.Facts.]

Lets remind Claus von Stauffenberg. What a courage he must have had for that assassination attempt on Hitler.

[@brokenyagoo1225]

When you are a protagonist and you have plot armor.

[@alx2900]

On 10:10 there is a message that, if you look closely, it says: "after so many failed attempts, Hitler was like, ok, ok I will do it myself"

[@gutsjoestar7450]

overused comment cringe leave you are NPC *490

[@alx2900]

@@gutsjoestar7450 wtf. Yo what was the most likes you got on a comment

[@gutsjoestar7450]

@@alx2900 10K

[@gutsjoestar7450]

@@alx2900 i got 10K likes on a music videos;: with an orginal comment; that made people smile or made them relate

[@helenmorrison2167]

Famous Cat garbage punctuation ngl

[@fardinallam]

You forgot to mention the Boy from Home Alone.

[@satnamgiz4640]

His name is Kevin

[@Deltamore]

I agree XD

[@arryanfarellytb355]

Kevin had 100b assasinate

[@kalika4821]

i like that ''still not as many as'' at the end of every video