Top Ten Passive Income Ideas!

Do you want to make money? We all do!
Warning: Wallets no longer contain actual cash. Some of these ideas might get you arrested. Consult a lawyer if you show any signs of dizziness, blurry vision, fatigue, restriction of movement, apprehension by law enforcement officials, mace to the face, or are experiencing high levels of brutality.
[Video should not be taken internally. Nor should you break the law. This is a comedy video, ya numb skull!]