Top Tier School Expulsions

Your school had THAT KID who got expelled, well guess what? Every other school had a worse kid.
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[@thecatking1856]

Uhh uhh uhhh haha top something g

[@totallynotatree1]

Oh My Balilaro!? Ballarat?! Middle of nowhere (regional vic)?!

[@antonagrill4310]

Why are you posting this at 2 am?

[@totallynotatree1]

@@antonagrill4310 time zones exist, and I don’t think friendlyjordies lives in New York

[@xperimentsallday5290]

Funny voice guy!

[@noahbalboa9084]

A classmate of mine in year 9 got expelled for standing up and engaging in fisticuffs with a filing cabinet in the corner while telling it “i don’t owe you shit”. Turns out he was on a drug or two, unsurprisingly.

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

Here I was thinking his tax records were in there or something.

[@jamiejam9976]

That's just what 9th graders are like, idk why they thought to test him for drugs

[@Mattehchan]

Yet another candidate for, Space School!

[@feikedejong5247]

I have an opposite story: my friend was on a school trip to parliament, and he freaked out when he realised he had weed on him and he was gonna have to go through security. He then told the principle, but rather than expelling my friend, our principle helped him HIDE HIS WEED so that he could later retrieve it. Unfortunately, the weed was never found. But I think I know who took it...

[@anomaly_echelon7994]

Based Principal lol

[@mepthearsonist]

That principle saw his chance to get some concrete grass, and he took it.

[@Numptaloid]

legend

[@Taco-TannerVODS]

Was going to like but... 420.

[@buitenaards]

In grade 9, we found out what a "fork bomb" is. It's a piece of code that executes itself recursively forever, until your resources run out and the system crashes. We decided to run this on a couple of the school computers and see what happens. What we didn't realize was that all these computers were actually virtualized and "lived" on a central server. That central server was now doomed to crash. It took maybe two to three minutes and every. single. screen. in the school went dark. Uh oh, what have we done? All of us went back to our class and never heard anything of it.

[@TronNerd82]

Which one was it? Was it the Unix/Linux forkbomb ":(){ :|:& };:" or the Windows batch script equivalent "%0|%0"?

[@buitenaards]

@@TronNerd82 It was a Windows Batch script with %0|%0. We had no expectation of it knocking *everything* offline. At worst, it was going to make things very slow on our end. Or so we thought. That was way too effective lol. We loved scaring the piss out of our admins. Our little scriptkiddie posse, fun times.

[@Animanarchy]

I had a friend in grade 7 or 8 who used to open up the Windows C drive directory on the school library computers and delete random files and folders. The school needed an IT guy to come in and fix the computers and they added some administrative access restrictions. Another friend and I used to sneak out Goosebumps books from that school library and alter and add words to make them sound absolutely filthy and then sneak them back on the shelf.

[@jadedandbitter]

We never broke them, but we did bypass the computer lab computers to install and play FPS LAN games during lunch. Good times.

[@augustine6683]

Had a friend who repeatedly ddossed the school network.

[@WaxedMerkin]

I got expelled for urinating in a bin in a classroom. Asked to go to the toilet, got told no. Said i would piss in the bin, got laughed at, so pissed in the bin.

[@thwomp363]

Connor?

[@GTRMGK]

Franky?

[@CErra310]

Jake?

[@muhammadabuzarkhan7450]

Black man?

[@blackironseamus]

Good

[@majesticbbqsauce727]

I remember a story, two kids at my high school were about to be expelled for fighting all the time. Principal was worried about em and gave em a choice: hold hands for the day, or take the expulsion. They decided to hold hands, as they knew what expulsion truly meant. Wonderful guy. Sadly, in the end the principal got expelled by other families parents.

[@Vivi_9]

Expelled for the hand holding punishment? Wtf this must have been in America

[@majesticbbqsauce727]

@@Vivi_9 Correct.

[@Minato_Akiyama03]

E safety Comminsor Karen probably took notice and expelled the BASED principle. Two kids fight and momma becomes dumb and dense and expels the principle for forcing them to make up the small fight lmao. Where I am from in South Korea, that's nothing 😂 Weak and soft parents will never teach kids right 🤦🏻

[@devilononeshoulder]

my very strict private catholic school was having a large 'stitched together panorama' photo taken for the 150 yr anniversary of the schools founding. huge photo of the entire school cohort, including ex teaches and students, local politicians, etc. Professional photography company running the whole thing, prob quite an expensive exercise as this was late 90's and I think it was done on film bc each "section' of the photo, had a reasonable exposure time where we all had to stand very sill. they had set up a sort of grandstand thing that also utilised the slop of the hill on the edge of the oval for the 3/400 people to stand, anyway me and my mate decided to move with the camera and so as the camera was set up for each section of the shot we snuck into the picture each time. anyway turns out the picture was for a huge glass mural that was unveiled when the new assembly hall was built a year after we graduated. we are in the picture 8 times, clear as a bell resolution.

[@inuendo6365]

3 guys got expelled for hoisting a dolphin carcass up the flagpole and locking it with enough chains only the fire department could get it down. The thing STANK up the ENTIRE campus, some kids even went home sick

[@jadedandbitter]

where did they get a dolphin carcass? Were you in Japan?

[@felixthecat0371]

what the fuck

[@b1untf0rce]

where on earth did they source a dead dolphin

[@red_skies80]

sounds like florida

[@XShadoWPaws]

I started a cult in our senior year. It was called The Brotherhood of Truth, by third period i had about two dozen followers. It onlt lasted about a day, mostly because we got bored but also because a requirement was you had to keep the hood on our leavers jumpers on at all times which pissed the teachers off when we said "its my religion". None of us got expelled somehow, despite travelling around the school in a huge group (looking a lot like a gang, lets me honest) converting anyone who listened to us. But one of the head teachers did sit me down the day after and ask "what the f*** were you guys doing?". I just told him "don't worry, the order has disbanded" and he let me go scot-free.

[@Stingraysquad]

You're going to be woken up by fanatics in hooded jumpers knocking on your front door one night.

[@maxotto9877]

I feel like this isn't as expulsion-worthy as you think it is

[@XShadoWPaws]

@maxotto9877 it is for a Catholic school

[@maxotto9877]

@@XShadoWPaws oh, so the issue is that it's a different cult to their cult that changes it

[@1mNotoriousTG]

@@XShadoWPawswell this changes everything 😂

[@thatguywhowearsblack]

We watched an anti-drug video in high school and should have seen the signs when one student was taking notes. He was expelled for smoking "crack". What this "crack" was, we don't know, but we think it was grounded up geode crystals from a science project.

[@ayd69]

mineral pack hit diff

[@veaton77]

Was the video given by a giraffe, by any chance?

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Bro taking a whiff of the good shit that only dwarves and kobolds smoke.

[@DeepOneBill]

My dad somehow dodged expulsion in the 60s/70s despite: 1: Leading a student strike which blockaded the school's entrances and prevented anything productive. 2: Planting a fertiliser bomb in the school piano which detonated when the principal was playing it. He went to his tomb with the context of either event and for that I respect him all the more. God Bless you Bill Newman Sr, even though you (as family tradition dictated) named me Bill after your dad, leading to confusion as to whether you were Bill Sr, Bill Jr or Bill 2nd. To this day I'm not sure if I'm Bill 3rd, Bill Jr, Bill Sr jr, Bill jr 2 or Bill sr II. And this is whilst I also have an uncle Billie. Absolute legend.

[@J0vile]

If you're not a Jr. he's not a Sr. You're grandfather would be Bill I and you would be Bill II if you are following "convention" and your grandfather wasn't himself already numbered...

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

this was the nixon era so your dad was protesting so pretty fucked up shit.

[@CommanderFuckwit]

When you say “fertiliser bomb in the school piano” do you mean it was just a bomb that’d go off in the piano or was it detonated by the piano keys like something you’d see in a Looney Tunes short?

[@SauronsEye]

It's tradition in my family for the first born son of the first born son to be named after each other. It's been a thing for generations but each boy is also given a unique middle name, so in the event of any confusion, you just mention their first two names.

[@cookingwithsilence]

When I was a kid one of my friends threw a water party. They had like a fake keg, water pong, it was actually kinda wholesome. And then the kids dad had these actor friends who pretended to be cops and come and bust up our party and not listen to any of our please about it being water, and one kid started cryin and they handcuffed one of us and took us outside so everyone else thought it was over. God man... shit was so gang before YT.

[@polygoncrazy]

Had a bro that managed to be expelled 3 times. 1st time was for brewing cider in his locker. This was trumped when he had kicked out the back of a second locker into a blank space and wired in a marijuana grow op. The third time was when he did acid on a school band trip to disneyland, and escaped into the backlands, the in between areas and scaled matterhorn wearing only his band shirt. On his head. As a mask.

[@DarthMeteos]

what a legend

[@swgclips03]

Jordan, one of these days, John Barilaro is going to haunt your underwear.

[@B.V.Luminous]

Probably when Jordan is around 80.

[@xchomphk.9788]

@@ACDZ123 airbus??????

[@Flaspect_]

John Pigbarrelaro*

[@swgclips03]

Pork Barrelaro*

[@xchomphk.9788]

@@swgclips03 self proclaimed as well

[@Bockanator]

I like the concept of some eshay saying how he gets to go "SPACE SCHOOL"

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Eshays go to spaz school lmao

[@electro_sykes]

A Grade 12 student got expelled for doing burnouts on the sports oval with his beat-up holden cruze

[@menacing_name]

legend

[@Khuros]

sounds expensive.

[@ayd69]

chad

[@Minato_Akiyama03]

Yikes

[@jacksonhopp2003]

Fackin legend.

[@alterranlongbow5067]

It was only a few days suspension but, in my primary school, the senior boys bathroom had a urinal wall and it was an unofficial test of- idk manliness? to see how high up the wall you could get your stream. Unfortunately, there is a window above the wall and one day a kid got it out the window right when the fucking principal walked past and he got splashed. I was in the back in a stall when it happened and remained there in fear of the principals voice as he shouted at the perpetrator. I didn't even know what actually happened until the story spread throughout the school the next day.

[@dhenderson1810]

He didn't get suspended, but went to school with a kid who did artwork and drew pictures with his stream.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

One of the worst things in the US is the pointless cops on campus that are only there to intimidate and harass the students, getting them criminal records for minor kid crap.. a girl did an experiment with baking soda and a bottle and they arrested her for making a bomb and only because it got media attention was able to get it dropped, but other kids have been arrested for drawing on stuff, yelling or giving the finger.. Instead of detention or suspension it's suddenly criminal because people think cops on campus can prevent shootings then though they have yet to prevent even one. My buddy Cameron got jumped for being gay and I got in a fight to help him out and got suspended for 5 days, zero tolerance and all that, but 20 years later now I'd have been arrested for assault

[@Panguin8281]

We had a kid who went thru a lot of work to purposely get expelled. He joined the traps team (gun sports team), and then his parents bought him a shotgun. He then drew up plans to shoot up the school and then got caught. Still, no one showed up to school the day he planned to shoot up the school even though he was in custody. He had no intention to actually go through with the shooting he wanted to get caught so he could stay home and go pro in overwatch. He hasn't, and it's been 6 years. A good friend of mine has crossed paths with him at the residential mental hospital.

[@negativenumber]

that's... some ending. can't say i'm surprised though

[@Fay7666]

Year 8, one kid in our class one day hid a white powder package (like those blocks they later say are worth 6 figure street price) in his locker, they called the cops to test it out and it turned out to be workout protein.

[@andym2612]

When I was in year 7 some year 9s brought a similar sized bag of flour to school and left it just outside the toilets, teachers freaked but somebody worked out it was a prank.

[@128thMic]

In year 10, one of the kids figured out that you could push in the front panel of the laptops in the Library, reach in and steal the ram and other components. For our school assemblies, we'd all congregate on the front lawn by the flagpole, with the school office behind us. This is important because the day or so after he mentioned this, there was a school assembly. During this assembly, there was this slow wave of students turning around and whispering, because behind us, the kid in question was being marched out of the office by a pair of cops and taken to the teachers car park, where a cop car was waiting. Pretty sure he was suspended on top of being charged with theft.

[@mloxard]

In Czechia, we have an extremely famous one that's just a single sentence in a report book. "He was running around class knocking chairs down," except the teacher accidentally wrote it in a way that could be interpreted as "vomited chairs"

[@RobotnikPlays]

Back before smartphones when most of us still had diallup internet, I had a fellow student in my year who started distributing pr0n on DvDs. He had decent (broadband) internet and a stack of DVD-Rs, and was just downloading full movies and burning them to discs, then selling them for like $5 each. He also did PS1/PS2 games, which was great as I had a chipped console 😜 Dunno why I remembered this, as he was never caught/expelled, but certainly some of us got taken into 1:1 meetings with teachers and/or school admin staff who were fishing for clues. Never gave up my source though. If you're reading this, thanks again bro, you were a real one 👊

[@pixel4853]

There was a notorious little gremlin at our school who was suspended more times than we could count, but one of his favourite lunch time activities was waiting by the school fence near the main road and peeing on innocent pedestrians that happened to walk below

[@clarinet2inbflat]

Two Year 7 got expelled for vaping in the back of a classroom then offering the teacher a puff when they got caught. One of them also punched a window and broke it on a school camp and got sent to the hospital to treat his injured hand then got suspended right after.

[@oo-xb6gv]

expelled for vaping is crazy, they dont give a fuck about fights nor bullying 😭

[@dried.weetbix]

i just imagine 2 year 7s screaming to a old, out of it maths teacher "OH SIR DO YOU WANA PUFF?"

[@josey6231]

Expelled for vaping. Suspended for smashing windows. 😂😂

[@beehambonio3378]

In every poop bandit story I've heard the poop bandit always gets away.

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

Survivorship bias. The stories where the poop bandit gets caught are just stories about some sick guy who likes poop, as opposed to a true poop bandit story.

[@somethingforsenro]

the ones who get away are always the same guy travelling around everywhere

[@agntsmth94]

I was in science class when two other kids were talking about mucking around with the bunsen burner gas tap, one of em was saying "oh you should light it" as he turned on the tap, while the other one was saying "oi turn it on" while he lit a lighter in front of it. I turned to tell them to quit it when i saw fireball expanding towards me, it washed over me for about half a second before it was off and i cpuld see their shocked expressions at their own lack of coordination. I had no more eyebrows or eyelashes, but was otherwise fine. I remember my mates telling me their was heat radiating off of me, but i felt fine lol

[@jesusisere]

We had 2 kids expelled from my school. One who out turbo lax in the obese RE teacher coffee and had locked the door to her toilet (she had her own toilet she was that big) and the other one for rolling a joint on the school bus and sparking it.

[@HailAzathoth]

​@@drenuke235she shat herself

[@whophd]

@@HailAzathoth but did she blaspheme, an RE teacher you know

[@CdCCS]

A group of Year 11 kids made a tier list ranking their classmates in a very offensive way. Two got expelled, others suspended. Incident made the news at least in the state. This started a trend of copycat tier lists in other schools, and more kids expelled/suspended. I think you all know which school I'm referring to.

[@ayd69]

yep everyone saw it on 7 lmao

[@npc4805]

They got expelled for a tier list......

[@oo-xb6gv]

Do you have the full tier list? I wanna evaluate how accurate it is

[@SpennyBoi]

@@npc4805they ranked the women in their school on whether they would do it without consent or not…

[@negativenumber]

@@oo-xb6gv i'm praying you dont know the actual story cause if you do and youre asking for a list ranking underage girls on ... yeah man lets just say the cops are never far

[@thebirdman9896]

A student at my old school created a Facebook page called "If this page gets 1 million likes, I'll give Daniel Morcombe back". Police tracked the fella down and then the school made him apologise to the whole school assembly and were going to expell him but Daniel Morcombes parents told the school they wanted him to stay there. Was wild.

[@xerrofoot]

*shocked laughter*

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Bruh jeeeesus

[@Asd-tk2if]

In my middle school some kid managed to defecate on the ceiling. Not just like normal defecation. It was diarrhea. I always thought i just made that up for some reason until I asked some of my friends to confirm the story and they did. Nobody got expelled. That scene still haunts me to this day.

[@lachlanwilliams5818]

How do you crap diarrhea on to the ceiling?

[@Asd-tk2if]

@@lachlanwilliams5818 Our toilets were outside in a smaller building. So even as middle schoolers our heads were nearly touching the ceiling.

[@frederickambaritaa8057]

I was never expelled (or even put in any major trouble), but looking back I probably should've been. Now I didn't do anything bad in the malicious sense, moreso I had a very carefree attitude when it came to personal safety, a trait which doesn't seem too bad until it's combined with my fascination with all things electricity. Here are some whacky hijinks which absolutely should've gotten me in trouble (but didn't): - I built makeshift tasers out of ignition coils I bought online and showing it off to all my friends. This actually made me decently well known in school but surprisingly didn't get me into trouble despite basically bringing a weapon to school - I broke apart a hairdryer's heating coil and connected the nichrome wire directly to the ends of an old power cable I cut open (a hazard in its own right). Basically I created this loop of wire that, when plugged in, turned red hot and burned anything that came in contact with it. fun! - I built a Jacob's ladder and brought it to school. A Jacob's ladder is a nifty contraption that creates cool looking arcs of plasma between two metal rods. It's powered by a microwave transformer that outputs over 2000 volts of electricity. That amount of electricity would kill you instantly if you so much as touched it. So I basically brought an instant death box to school because I wanted to show my pals some cool lightning tricks. - And as one final hurrah, I showed up to the second last day of school with a large electromagnet, which I created by sawing up the microwave transformer from before. I plugged the cable in and stuck it to the classroom's metal door. The magnet latched on to the door with enough strength that me and my two friends weren't able to get it off and the rattling noise it made was enough to alert the cleaning staff on the floor. I managed to get it off by unplugging the cable and the iron cube fell to ground with a thud. Good times!

[@ultimate8125]

StyroPyro is that you?

[@frederickambaritaa8057]

@@ultimate8125 No but I've been a huge fan of his since middle school so that probably explains why I'm like this...

[@Popper_Drop]

No way someone else had a poop bandit - ours was called the "Brown Bandit". It started out with all the boys being held back at the end of assembly for a talking to while all us girls had to wait outside. Apparently someone had taken a shit on the floor of the boys bathroom, like right in the middle outside of a stall. No one fessed up to the point that boys weren't allowed to go to the bathroom AT ALL during class time and when they could on break only one was allowed in at a time with a teacher standing on the outside and doing a sweep after each of them went. I don't know how effective they expected this to be because the brown bandit managed to strike again - the school at large still doesn't know who it was

[@sullymeneghetti8462]

There was a kid at my school who should’ve been expelled, but wasn’t. He had a hit list. I was threatening to kill people, and I reported it to the principal, and then nothing happened to him. He got a very vague slap on the wrist and walked away with no detention or anything, they were very afraid to punish children there, especially because his family donated a lot of money and he was very influential despite the fact that he had just gotten there that year. His mother was also best friends with the lady who practically ran the school, but he was unofficial and they’re all a holes

[@roxannlegg750]

My BBF and I got expelled from school half way thru yr 10. wont say what we did - but looking back - I think they were just so fed up with us by then, they did give us a choice. We either voluntarily chose to leave and change schools - the only condition being we had to attend sep schools - we werent allowed to move to the same school - and they had to be a huge distance apart. OR we would be expelled from the school system all tog. This was the earlly 1980's, when once you were 15, they did allow that. SO she went to one school and I went to another. We both had parents that didnt give two craps...LOL - fun times!

[@texburns242]

What on earth did you do 😂😂😂

[@roxannlegg750]

@@texburns242 LOL - Its not what we did thats the funniest part - its how we got caught. I better not go into EXACTLY what we did - but imagine a pair of very neglected and hungry pair of young girls, who had a long history of suspension for being caught smoking - among other things. Then add a sports day, everyones bags in the changerooms while out competing, and two very hungry and desperate non sports girls, hiding in the changrooms, but left quietly with enough clothing and shoes to get themselves thru winter, cash to go buy a whole chicken and drinks for the arvo, and a pack of smokes to enjoy a really good afternoon off from sports day and school. Not saying we did it...just a hypothetical.... We actually got caught coz a b**ch fight about it between us - we were fighting loudly over who was gonna keep what - IN THE SCHOOL YARD on lunch time, and the WHOLE school heard us screaming at each other, then each angry thinking the other got more smokes than the other. Then the teachers put 2 and 2 tog. I should have known better, I was in the top maths class, but just hungry. And our parents literally didnt give a crap - thats how responsible they were - they were just annoyed we had to change schools!!

[@Exzoriii]

@@roxannlegg750 gotta do what u gotta do homie 🫡🫡

[@rowanwilliams7441]

Shit. Not sure if mixing everyones shoes n sox up in similar circumstances, close on same year, under current morals makes hypothetical me n a mate more culpable or just miscevious still 😉

[@roxannlegg750]

@@rowanwilliams7441 😅 yeah - the days of single parenting where 13 was considered old enough to raise yr self...and long distance travel to same sex school...and parents who not once thought you were missing when you stayed at a friends house on the friday after school - and never got back home till mondaqy night.....recipe for mischief. But hey - it was 1983!!

[@fins6191]

i got expelled 1 and a half times and i can say without any kind of doubt: - failing school is not a death sentence - not conforming to being told what to do by people you don't respect isn't some kind of sign that you're doomed for failure and crime - HSC means absolutely 0 - you are better off choosing what you want to do in your mid twenties instead of choosing your uni courses at 17 and sticking to something you absolutely hate for your whole life - school simply doesn't work for some people - the naughtiest kids, even the worst bullies and most abhorrent people in high school have a really good chance of turning the corner and becoming good people

[@menacing_name]

how do you get expelled half a time

[@thebaker8637]

@@menacing_name I think it’s a “you can’t fire me, cause I quit” situation 😂

[@olliewhitham6084]

i needed this. thanks

[@Idiot_Juice]

word, i was one of those kids that burned bright in primary school only to burn out in highschool. dropped out start of year 12 @ 16yrs old (started school early) and spent the next 7 years working various customer service jobs before landing a traineeship in a field ive wanted to work in for years, by the end of it ill have a yr12 equiv. cert and plenty of job experience to back it up. school isnt everything, theres so many more opportunities for you to be able to do what you want in life after you turn 18. take it from a dropkick who's plan for adult life was to log out before they got to that age

[@WirlWind494]

I still remember when my creativity was crushed in year two. Teacher said we're 'colouring in the flag' and didn't specify anything besides that. Young me thought lead pencil looked badass because it was metallic and isn't a metallic flag more bad-ass than a blue one? Teacher said no, then called me up front and berated me for being unpatriotic, yada yada yada. Looking back, that was around the time I started saying red-white-and-blue were my favorite colours, probably because I was so damn traumatized by the public shaming... It's also about the time I lost my interest in art.

[@BlueJay755]

There was a teacher at my highschool who used to be a corn star (idk how she got the job), one of the kids in my class attached a link to one of her "videos" instead of his presentation. the teacher opened it in front of the whole class not realising it wasnt a google docs link. We never saw that kid again.

[@fabienso5889]

Because having done naugty video doesn't say anything about your teaching abilities I am so astonished that people believe porn star cant do normal job

[@menacing_name]

how tf was he the one getting punished there lmao

[@lilpenn7516]

@@menacing_name Why wouldn't he be the one getting in trouble? I'm genuinely curious what your logic is because it makes not sense.

[@BrownCookieBoy]

I need that link or corn name. For comedic purposes obviously.

[@quest2492]

I'm gonna need a copy of that link For strictly educational purposes

[@Blaznn]

My best bud got expelled whem he set off a large firework inside the school, and was forced to go to home schooling(which he didn't finish) when no other highschool would take him. He didn't use a firecracker or anything small, used one of them big fireworks that make a design when shot into the sky

[@darealsherlock8026]

Yo, Jordan, about that editor job I can't edit for shit, but I'm a broke high school student How bout giving me a spot as "editor-in-chief", not paying me anything, so I can put "work experience with leading Australian journalist" on college applications? Cheers

[@MrButtonpresser]

My lips are sealed, still. 1978.

[@mlgfails2727]

Gay

[@Piant_Genis]

I've got a pretty wild one. When I was in middle school, I used to sit at the same table as all the other kids that got bullied. An "outcasts" table, kind of. One of the people who sat there was this girl. She was a nice person, a friend of mine, but she had temper problems. She got picked on because she was fat, and it was constant, and ruthless. One day, an exacto-knife went missing from our art class. I think you can see where this is going... One day her bully came up to pick on her again, so she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, pushed him against the wall, and held the exacto-knife to his neck. Luckily, she didn't actually go through with it, but she definitely got expelled. I got picked on by the same guy, and I'm not going to say he deserved that, but I'm not surprised it happened to him of all people. Not sure where she is now, I think she's a mom now. I hope she was able to get away from people like that bully

[@presenter4636]

Back in the eighties, a friend wired the positive and negative together in a double adapter plug to throw out the electricity. It went on for weeks before he was caught. Never expelled because he was our ‘mad genius’ whose results were relied upon to lift the Tertiary Entrance score of the school....

[@genericalfishtycoon3853]

"If the shit don't fit" Ya F'n got me bud. Lmfao GG

[@aecides3203]

My Mum's friend's son (who I was forced to hang out with growing up but refuse to call my friend) had a 'poor reputation' at his school. Then, one day we stopped by and his parents were really proud of him (which made a serious change - 9/10 he was grounded in his room and 1/10 he was on thin ice). That day, a fire had broken out at the school and he had dutifully pulled the fire alarm, gone to the nearest classroom, reported it (fire alarms were often ignored because it was the kind of school where they got pulled 5 times a day), and then proceeded to inform every other class on his way out of the building. He got commended for his calm and safety conscious response by both the school and the local fire brigade. They even gave him a firefighter t-shirt and fire hat. He milked this, more than a little smugly, for everything it was worth. Fast forward to stopping by again about 2 weeks later, he was grounded in his room and "not coming out again this year". The school had checked the CCTV and it turned out that not only had he started the fire, he'd been playing with fire behind the dumpsters for a few weeks using increasingly large amounts of lighter fluid and, after two previous near misses where CCTV had recorded him almost losing control of the fire and managing to put it out in a panic, had failed to learn a lesson, continued escalating and eventually lost control entirely causing a fire which ultimately burned through the entirety of the dumpsters, the delivery bay for the kitchens, the school minibus and two static caravan classrooms. I'd say "Nobody was hurt" but I'm pretty sure this stopped applying when they told his Mum. The only time we heard of him being allowed out in the next six months was the day they took him to the fire station to make him give back the t-shirt and hat.

[@TroutBoneless]

I WAS that kid. Repeatedly.I got kicked out of three different schools. First school was for setting the school on fire (I swear to God it was an accident, that was how my district learned the hand sanitizer in the bathroom was highly flammable and dangerous). Second time I got kicked out for drinking an entire bottle of fireball on campus (I swear to God it was not an accident). Third time I got kicked out for having a bb gun in my car on campus that didn't have the orange tip, it just looked like a real gun. Oh and I was going to school down the road from Columbine by that time. Yeah, THAT Columbine lol

[@oreki22]

One kid got expelled during an overseas camp I was on. We went to Japan, and a year 12 (who was 19 at the time) bought himself a beer from a vending machine. Teachers found out, and he was immediately expelled. Crazy thing was, heard it was his first time ever getting in trouble with the school, and what he did wasn't illegal in Japan or Australia. Private schools are fucked.

[@robwhitmore3040]

Crazy for FJ can post the best investigations in Australian journalism one day and then seemlessly transition back to Kyle Sandilands content the next

[@MountainBain]

Christ my school had like 10 of these 1 kid that did a bad thing in each year. We had one guy called "Fat Gareth" who found a sketch of himself in a geography book of his head and legs coming out of a picture of the planet with a little flag on Africa that said "Gareth on holiday" this sent him into a rampage where he stabbed a guy with a pencil in the hand. Got drunk. Then, he made a homemade bayonet and ran away screaming freedom. Another guy decided to stick a fork in a socket in a science lab and cut the power to most of the school One guy was doing burnouts in the teacher car park. One guy took live ammunition to school by accident. (Funnily enough, he's in jail for gun crime now, lol) And many more

[@perkon_]

A group of boys got expelled from my middle school due to a bio-incident. Down in the school labs there was a eye washing station that probably had not been inspected or used since the 60s-70s. These guys as a joke pulled the chain and brown liquid came pouring out. Grossed out they ran. We proceeded to have a bloodcurdling smell throughout the school for two weeks until a inspector came for the eye washing station. Turns out two large vermin died in the water reservoir for the washer and when the guys pulled the chain it brought forth the bio waste which seeped out of the pipes on its journey to the eye washer. Contaminating the walls of the science lab.

[@hgarr]

Honestly, they did nothing wrong. What if somebody actually needed to use the eye wash, not knowing how toxic it was?

[@TheDecentt]

In my 1st and 2nd grade years, 2 different kids threw a chair at the same girl and got expelled afterwards.

[@ultimate8125]

Dandori Issue tbh

[@GUNUFofficial]

A kid in my class got expelled for selling pirated dvds of movies and tv shows. Best viewing experience of watching ben 10 race against time ever.

[@roboblazer4297]

remember the Warhammer Tatoo jordies

[@davidmeakin2610]

When I was I Year 9, a long time ago. There was this one Year 10 kid that for some reason we hated. All my mates were big talking how they were going to get him. I called them pussies and got hold of all the black market fireworks I could scrounge, scam or buy from kids at school. The Yr 10 lockers had the key locks removed and locked with a padlock, leaving a nice hole about the size of a ten cent piece. I strung all the fireworks together and fed them through the hole, lit the fuse and got out of there! The ensuring explosion was far larger than I had estimated and destroyed the entire bank of lockers. I said to my mates, whatever they do just shut and say nothing. To my surprise my mates were actually staunch! I got summoned to the Principals office at least 6 times for questioning. The Principal kept saying I know you did it! I'd just reply "Prove it!" They couldn't, got away with it, but teachers would never trust me! I can't work out why. Haa Haa Haa 😂

[@Stickminbasi90]

This wasn't in Australia, but at the high school I went to, we had a bunch of these dumpsters all around the school, especially on the outer perimeter. This was in Kuwait. I tried to look it up, but it wasn't particularly newsworthy; this would have been long before Facebook was a thing. Anyway, I was in years 10 and 11 when we had a spate of dumpster fires. A guy-or maybe a group of guys-would light up the dumpsters every once in a while. These had plastic and paper trash in them, so the fires weren't exactly minor affairs. I saw one such fire just outside the school walls: the flames must have been a couple meters tall. I didn't see who did it, but the aftermath was something to behold! I don't know (or remember) if anyone was caught for it. There was also a time when three people were expelled for cheating in three different exams on the same day, during the finals for that semester. They posted their names, classes, and punishments (expelled and failed for the year for all three of them--even on exams they'd already passed).

[@Jaypickels]

In senior year of hs, while the baseball boys team was outside practicing, some kid on the team went into the locker room, nuggeted a kids backpack (turn the bag inside out) and took a shit in it, then put all the contents of the bag back into the bag. It was hilarious and rumor got out and the kid got caught and expelled.

[@sks220]

One kid at my highschool whos family was from Norway broke up with his girlfriend and sent her noods to all his friends. He was expelled, charged with distributing CP, and I'm pretty sure he was deported.

[@Luke294]

Well well well

[@djspectrebolt8450]

You remember that "devious lick" trend a couple years ago? You remember any of the pictures of toilets ripped out of the ground? Yeah

[@bigman2200]

i never really gave it thought but, how did they rip them out of the ground cause theres no way they just hulk that shit out the ground

[@djspectrebolt8450]

@@bigman2200 I genuinely have no idea, they had to have used like some kind of contraption or something cuz they was still a pipe coming out of the ground that was all bent out of shape

[@Josephsflock]

We being expelled to this one, Before watching it I assume it’s going to be like the muck up day video but an extended cut.

[@callyral]

when my mom was in school, a bunch of students were expelled for putting superglue on a teacher's chair during lunch break

[@veaton77]

In grade 12 in 1994, just as I.T was being introduced to schools, my bestie got suspended for putting p0rn on the IT department computers so that all the students saw when they logged on was a very naked woman. Fast forward to 2024, he is still my bestie, I live with him and his husband (yup turned out gay!) and he is an IT wiz who works for massive companies fixing their computers. :)

[@TabbyCatYTOfficial]

Someone I know did 40 thousand dollars worth of damage to the toilets...

[@mattymcmacca]

Jordan, research stanley knife. It's not scissors, the hint is in the name.

[@TimBarrett-b2u]

When I was in year 10, a kid in my grade got expelled for making a meme page about the teachers. Then 6 months later he came back in good behavior.

[@ImmortalisLupusGames]

A kid in my year got suspended for throwing a kid through a window. Thrower was the biggest kid in the year, throwee was the smallest.

[@Zonotic2]

big kid knows his physics

[@robomobius]

I was in the accelerate class of my intermediate school, which was also the induction class. During year 8, I unfortunately had to buddy with an inductee with severe anger management issues during his first 2 weeks of school, before he was moved to a different class. On literally his first day I corrected him in science and he swore at me and a teacher, pushed a girl out of his way, and got expelled partway through the 2nd of 4 periods on his first day. He wasn't very pleasant to be around. He also happened to be the son of a plumber who came to my family's house and was really nice.

[@Barryislarge]

Got suspended for constantly smoking darts in the bushes, classic pasttime for dropouts like me!

[@robertmclean5356]

Cops coming to school because a kid in year 2 was “selling” flour in satties to kindergarten kids. Didn’t get expelled but I reckon his parents would have had to answer a few questions.

[@Velociraptor449]

I got expelled my senior year of high school for buying delta 8 on a field trip. Wouldn't've gotten caught if my roommate didn't snitch, but it's all in the past and I graduated early with academic honors.

[@dhenderson1810]

What is delta 8?

[@madcona]

@@dhenderson1810 weed lite

[@cyb3r_Ang3lBee]

my dads best mate got expelled for bringing a cow up from the paddock into the principals office. It had to be sedated to be taken out because cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs

[@Okayletsg0]

Jordies sir you should do one on school excursion/ school trip shenanigans

[@Manifoldrock760]

Brit here, there were a few kids that got expelled at my school, two that I can recall immediately involved knives 😂. One kid in my year (year 9 at the time) held another kid in my year at knife point with a blunt butter knife and threatened to stab him for snitching on him to a teacher this backfired as the kid immediately went and snitched again. The other incident was when I was in year 11 the fire alarm went off and we all went to the set meeting point assuming it was a drill, the alarm was turned off but then turned back on, this occurred 3/4 times before we were all told to go into the sports hall where the teachers stood watching the doors. We were all confused only to find out that a year 7 had lost it and pulled the firearm before grabbing two sharp knives out of the food tech room and ran around ripping posters of the wall and pulling the fire alarms repeatedly. She was eventually tackled by a teacher and eventually taken away by the cops

[@Lucas_andos]

In construction, one kid threw several handfuls of loose nails into the large oscilating fan mounted to the wall. Quickly people around him went to get safety glasses and sat back down infront of the fan. The teacher was not present at the time and was in the next room over, he didn't hear anything.

[@jercos]

God, that "we are expanding" is going to get me every time.

[@sukulele792]

kid dropped a letter under the door to the principals office with a bomb threat. the police managed to identify the hand wringing lol

[@shaygamble9394]

Not my school, but another in my town: A kid came to school dressed as Hitler for book week. Wins best dressed. School was also hosting some Jewish students from interstate at the time, also.

[@mighty_claw]

a girl brought pepper spray hidden in a pen, to spray a guy who'd been bullying her. she showed said pen to all my friends the day prior, but none of them believed her i guess so they said nothing. i knew nothing about this and just happened to be in the hallway when she ran up to him at his locker. she shouted at him, he looked at her and she sprayed it at his face. he started screaming in pain and she bolted. this was right outside the year 10 teacher's office and they all came running out wondering wtf was going on. i told them he'd been sprayed in the eyes but wasn't sure what with. they dragged the guy off to the nearest toilets to blast water on his eyes. i never saw her again after that.

[@mlgfails2727]

Curious on that never heard of pepper spray pen was it foamy?

[@Human_the_P3rs0n]

A kid in yr 9 stole a knife from the hospitality kitchen wrapped it in a tea towel and put it in his backpack than at lunchtime one of his friends jumped on his back and ended up being stabbed in the abdomen the kid was sent to hospital and the knife smuggler only got suspended for a bit because he said it was an accident

[@mlgfails2727]

What did he plan to do with the knife?

[@briannunnenkamp2254]

The second time he mentioned Space School, right as he got done pronouncing the L, I got and add that that opened with the line "Welcome to the astral union." And for a moment, I was there. In Space School....Sadly all dreams come to an end, reality snapped back, and I skipped that add like a jump rope.

[@GxG_gamer]

These stories all sound like they're from prissy private schools. Public school from down near the Big Nana - one girl pulled a knife and was trying to stab people so the Deputy Principal knocked her out by hitting her in the head with a steel bin. She got expelled. Separate incident a guy pulled a knife on someone in PE class. He got suspended, was back at school a few weeks later.

[@StayFrostee_]

A friend of mine tried to sell drugs on multiple occasions. Didn't know he was even doing it until he was caught because I thought he was joking every time he brought it up. A few years before this, some kid in an older year was attempting to sell weed in the area. Much like someone else in the video, his bright idea was to advertise it on his public Snapchat story, which was found almost instantly by teachers, and police were seen around the school all the next day. Why did my school have so many drug related issues?... Like seriously, I think over 50% of the people in my year did drugs because they thought it was funny...

[@eighth08]

I think I just realised how bad the high school I went to was. I always knew it was a shit-kicker school but some of these stories reminded me of specific drop kick I went to school with that did the same or similar yet nobody ever got suspended. Here's a bad one for you. We had a feud with another high school and one kid from ours beat up one of theirs so badly he got hospitalised, broke his wrist I think but bruised him up something fierce, so his mates came down to our school to stab him. They didn't find him and got chased off my the cops but it made the news that night, a lot of kids were chuffed to get on the telly. The teachers did find out why they were there and who was responsible but he only got three months detention for it.

[@victordauphin2949]

At my elementary school this kid who failed a few grades and was 13 or 14 in grade 6 got expelled for being drunk in class, having drugs on him and getting into a fist fight with a teacher. Cops were called and he left in handcuffs.

[@arbington]

“It’s like Lord of the Flies but I’ve got no reason to be a savage!” That one is gonna stick with me.

[@MalevolentProphecies]

In primary school there was this new kid who got around rocking one of those Telstra push-button landline phones on his belt. I guess he thought it looked cool. He put two wires into a power outlet, told the deputy principal’s kid to hold them and gave him a lesson in electro-shock therapy. The kid survived the shock but I never saw that new kid and his landline ever again.

[@BertieMAhern]

5:02 i did this back in school, selling really cheap shit iced tea i got out of the fell-off-the-back-of-the-lorry shop for 50c a piece. Remembering those days walking in with a backpack that was sticking so far out behind me i couldn't get through a door sideways, fucking good times. Even had a competitor who ran me out of business selling cans of monster for 1.50. So the tradition is still alive and well in Gen Z.

[@gasad01374]

canada btw. i remember a kid bringing a pellet rifle to high school to shoot somebody that did something to him and i remember walking back to school from lunch and a teaching bolting back to the school past us and told us not to come back. a teacher got shot while jogging about a block away from the school. 3 different kids intentionally set the forest around the school on fire 3 seperate years.

[@pumpkinboi9441]

One time my uncle got expelled for wearing a headband, a peace sign headband that he made in art class for an assessment. Funniest story ever

[@ClintOrris]

6:06 If he put a sign next to it saying "the economy" it would have been received with great praise.

[@thelandlord111]

This person found out about an upcoming cleaner strike and that we’d get the duration off school if the school was too dirty. They were already in enough shit but weren’t in the business of withholding important information from they’re fellow students. Boy did those kids put in the overtime.

[@TheTobes99]

Yeah I remember that cleaning strike. Only took one day for our school to be shut down.

[@dominoespizza1756]

Lol I can’t even remember how many times I got suspended. It wasn’t a lot of times I was just either drunk or high for most of it.

[@daniellamcgee4251]

I hope you are doing better now. Life's no fun if you are out of it, and can't remember the good times.

[@notsooriginalmapper267]

We had a guy who came to our school, new students were rare and this guy seemed cool. Not even a week later he punched a p.e teacher and got expelled

[@samuelfromkyck]

The school admin in my school found a funnel web spider, and called in some people from the local zoo to get it, (I don’t know why it was the zoo’s job), but not before a kid from my class captures the spider in a plastic container for “breeding purposes”. When the spider was not successful in procreating all by itself within 15 minutes, the kid got fed up and threw the spider into a classroom of young children. The zoo people went home empty handed.

[@gnome5057]

majima talking about the time a kid got launched into space after trying to kill him is certainly something

[@dennyperkovitch]

My friend has two brothers. One was expelled for throwing fireworks under the bathroom cubicles multiple times. The other was expelled after the much more heinous crime of sending multiple unsolicited “rod pictures” to other students, when caught and given a warning he proceeded to continue and send an email xtra one to the principal…

[@Elizabeth-nh7ss]

When I was in year 8, a kid in year 11 got expelled and arrested for beating the crap out of the computer science teacher in the library in front of the teacher's aid and a few students

[@syfilis2655]

a kid in my school who was a bit of a shithead got interviewed while doing some like forced extra lessons outside of school where he was asked about drug use. He just pulled out a bag of weed and said "yea, I'm high right now" he got expelled from school the next day. also got expelled from the town a few years later for slashing tires and being a general menace

[@djiboutiidk]

5:54 The fact that he wasn't called the poopetrator disappoints me

[@shangrilai1990]

My school had 2 different schools on the one block of land. Same recess and lunch time and shared oval, canteen, etc. Now of course both of these schools had issues with each other and many, MANY lunch times were filled with 20-30 lads from both schools Year 8-12 just brawling in the middle of the oval. We might have been the school with less students but our lads knew how to brawl. It would be broken up, maybe 2-3 kids from each school would get in trouble, lunch bell went off and we all just went back to class like nothing happened.

[@stronzer59]

left school more clueless than when I first arrived. By 30 had the whole program sorted

[@petejay75]

Any video where Jordan does his bogan voices is a 10/10 from me!

[@George-ef2pc]

Hey that's me!