Top Ultimate Retarded Drivers Fails

[@endurotruckererniedesjardins]

very disturbing to hear a child cry or scream and to see the young boy holding his unconscious baby sister in his arms... as a twenty year transport driver it makes me wonder everyday where the fuck people learn to drive like this.

[@rickb8944]

I know, most of these clips are horrible

[@CR1992..]

At the 10th minute, it looks like the idiot driver might have actually killed a child

[@Elindsen]

Looks more like the grandma who was seated in the back with the child and the longer girl the driver.

[@robbeard6929]

Grandma was shagging mate.

[@kalm6565]

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

[@joostribbink4409]

You sound russian

[@kalm6565]

Joost Ribbink Lol I'm American

[@malx415c]

HotWheels 44 no you're a jew

[@lgcr4451]

HotWheels 44 Where's Soviet Russia?

[@Calethar]

Lol, I can just here some Russian guy saying that in his Russian accent. Haha...

[@martijnjongmans2953]

Standard Russian driving: Do not slow down... don't ever do that :(

[@nyankanakitty]

that is right you don't want to slow down because time is money

[@MacXpert74]

And car repairs are free of charge in Russia ;)

[@-danR]

Standard Russian engineering: brakes and steering no matter, get somewhere matter. In Soviet Russia car drive you.

[@themooingtree5163]

tubeist- dan LMAO

[@C-M-E]

The scrapyards in Russia must look like the landscapes in Wall-E.

[@fatsubsonic]

LOL

[@hannahbrandon1]

Starting to think Russia's driver manual is just: Speed: go 200 km/h at all times. Brakes: no. See a car: Definitely hit it. Roads wet: go faster.

[@KrasniyByk]

as a russian I confirm this. Also: the shittier your car is the faster you go

[@rockerseven]

Standard Russian male reaction: "Y YOO MAAAAD...SUKA BLYAT!!" Standard Russian female reaction: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

[@jafofubar3793]

do not 4 get some yell OPA

[@rockerseven]

Donk'Q Donk'Q Ah thanks :)

[@jafofubar3793]

would it still be covered under the flood insurance ?

[@dr.angerous]

Michael Williams lol

[@SE45CX]

Hi russian people! What is that great song at 8:26. It's awesome! I can't wait to listen to that full song. Please tell me.

[@paparoysworkshop]

I should open an auto body repair shop in Russia. My moto after fixing a car will be "See you again next week!"

[@10toes68]

lol

[@SmartWentCrazy]

LOL, though most of these are probably in Europe due to the popular use of front seat cameras. People in Arizona are awful drivers.

[@leimeisei909]

Except if you make too much money in Russia good ol Vlad comes and takes it from you at will

[@rostifardian]

Where do you live in AZ that drivers are bad?

[@beechermudmowers5397]

hahahaha

[@martybates9728]

does a license just come in the mail in Russia? looks like there's no testing or skills taught

[@leemurphy5253]

marty bates ino lol

[@DetailingCars]

ppl dont take driving tests in russia. they just pay to recieve their lisence on the day.. russia is such a fucked up place

[@bryan1282]

They test In America and people can't drive either. Not enough dash cams here to capture all the crashes

[@richsackett3423]

Bryan, you're wrong and what you said is moronic. Reminds me of Trump.

[@purplemonkeydishwasher9360]

marty bates I'm pretty sure to obtain a driver's license in Russia all you need to have is a face. No persons without face is permitted to drive car.

[@buaunaball194]

8:30 that has to be the best police response time to anything, ever.

[@capslock9031]

looks like they were chasing him anyway, which is possibly why the driver was going so fast

[@buaunaball194]

That was also my thought after I had posted this

[@AndrewGR469]

Yep that was definitely a police chase.. 2x cop cars :P

[@jafofubar3793]

after hours and hours of watching these videos i finally figured out just what i was watching Russia's version of BUMPER CARS

[@mrjaffar]

After hours of watching these stupids I've decided it annoys me too much... I'm surprised it has taken me so long... I only clicked on this cause the thumbnail had a Tesla doing a stupid!

[@jafofubar3793]

well then if it annoys you then why bother to watch or reply ?

[@mrjaffar]

JAFO FUBAR The Tesla was the hook and a disire to waste time. As an alternative to watching cats...

[@SayWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat]

NO IT'S RUSSIAN VERSION OF "BEING NICE TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS"

[@gorillaau]

Tomas Av. Do unto others as they do unto you. Preemptive strike is okay also, apparently.

[@jimmy.christian]

*Application for driving license in Russia:* Question 1. Do you know how to drive? Answer: A. YES B. MAYBE *Congratulation you have passed the driving test !!!*

[@gorillaau]

Jimmy Christian C. I want a vodka sorbet... and more vodka on the side... and leave the bottle with me.

[@eguoren]

Actually it's far more complicated than the US exam. Think of it: the theoretical exam is 20 questions thematically grouped in sections, if you make one mistake, in the end you are given 5 extra questions, one more mistake - you fail. Two mistakes in the same section, you fail, two mistakes in two different sections, you are given 10 more questions, one more mistake - you fail. Questions are real road situations with options which decision would it be right to make (compare to this bullshit in the USA - like, "how does being drunk influence your driving a) makes it worse b) makes it better c) dunno lol"). Then there's a practice exam in a training area which is relatively easy, then there's an exam in the city streets which can vary from easy to impossible depending on the policeman's mood, for example. There's no such things as learner's permits, you have to complete all this to drive a car (with the only exception being special training cars with additional clutch/brake/acc. on the passenger side for the instructor). Actually the process of obtaining a license in Russia is quite challenging, but the thing is - one can just buy it and it is quite fucking cheap. That is the problem xD

[@hitmanagent85]

LOL if I ever visit russia im going to rent a tank just to be careful

[@gorillaau]

yerandi asencio Russian defensive driving.

[@gumimegpoidk9501]

yerandi asencio they will get you

[@falcongamer58]

yerandi asencio im going to rent a military submarine with wheels

[@MrJackyTe]

Not in Russia. Tank renting is possibly chepear than car renting. You can do it on black market. It's a black humor, possibly real.

[@LVTHORAscending]

Good luck trying to rent a tank from Russians. Without being killed of course.

[@tzRRRRproductions]

"BLYAT!" - every russian driver ever

[@MacXpert74]

They do! haha..

[@Dutchious]

Rules in russia: Dash cam - required Driver license - not required

[@user-tq3qy5pm1n]

dush cam not requried, license required.

[@jamesmackenzie8271]

Being self proclaimed 'King of the Road' only works until you encounter someone else who claims that title.

[@gumimegpoidk9501]

James MacKenzie that is the rule in some country

[@falcongamer58]

Gumi megpoid K9 like in my home Algeria

[@dianesmith5158]

note to self: stay away from Russian roads! They're crazy!

[@FINNMegurine]

The one time we were almost run over in my town was by a Russian driver.

[@silviutudorescu8114]

Diane Smith also Roumanian ones (i'm born there), Hungarian, pretty much all EAST Europe lol

[@tomas61598]

not in all east Europe, but in most of these countries.

[@failwin6543]

Thank you where

[@asdfasdf960]

No, it's just that everyone in Russia has a dash cam, so all the videos are from there. Drivers in Berkeley, CA are probably worse, from what I've experienced.

[@stevedeola2410]

How are there any cars left in russia?

[@angrydragonslayer]

they have a yearly domestic consumption and production (of cars) equal to china and japan combined

[@AgtX999]

steve deola if i lived in russia i would buy the shittiest car i could find

[@angrydragonslayer]

that'd be a motorized coffin (some car has that as a nickname, cant remember model) or a ford pinto

[@robbeard6929]

There is, all fucking Lada Estates, fucked.

[@willvanallsburg4703]

chinese factories.

[@mikedrop7317]

so what exactly did the white fusion on the steps have to do with this video?

[@andrewottaru5450]

White Tesla, The reason I watched the video and I did not see it :(

[@elvasilverleaf18]

I'm blocking this KZbinr just for that. Block all clickbate.

[@dr.angerous]

Grim Logan how you can block shutfuck youtube channels?

[@MonsterMENergy]

Mike Drop that's a tesla homie

[@Nialll138]

Mike Drop tesla, lion pretty Similar aha

[@1minutetomastery881]

I heard that in Russia they give blind people drivers licenses!

[@michaelarriaga7190]

This was very sad to watch. I'm always speeding here in LA California as i watched this ive come to realize how much danger ive been though. the saddest part is that ill probably drive safe for a month or two after watching this video but then there will be that day that im in a hurry and itll start again. I hope that people watching this drive safe and cautious.

[@Kvickification]

In Russia, cars must come without ABS and the tires must be made of chewing gum...

[@Przykominku]

0:18 and the irony in the sign speaks for itself.

[@gtarules1]

8:07 - funny because "Umbrella" by Rhianna is playing while it's raining.

[@88thwheatfielddivision89]

Let's be honest here: a lot of these people deserved what they got.

[@dedelabinouze5110]

Is this a Life of Boris video ?

[@SWHSMonsters]

Dédé LABINOUZE xD

[@mattbod]

Most of them seem to be happening in Russia and Eastern Europe. Not a surprize as their truck drivers (Poles, Estonians, Romanians etc) kill people on British roads too.

[@dareisnogod5711]

IN 56 YEARS OF DRIVING I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. I'VE BEEN SOOOO LUCKY.

[@HassleCat]

I like the way the crash happens, and the radio just keeps playing cheerful pop music.

[@estefine]

vodka is water in russia

[@ShadyITA92]

lol

[@BillyBob-qk6vy]

Steven Habegger can't survive 2 days without it.

[@NDNLS]

Thumbs up if you went on Ebay trying to buy a Dash Cam after watching this.

[@moammaral-qadhafi5322]

Russia be like: Buy a pack of butter and win your driving license!

[@boo9142]

The last one sums it all up - bad driving, bad cars, bad attitude to crash victims and bad housing.

[@wesleyd.7433]

In Russki, the older and shittier the car... the faster you drive. Mandatory blood-alcohol level 5.0 with speedos that start at 162kph. In such a hurry to die and i dont understand why.

[@GuyRWood]

Russian person to friend: "I'm just popping out in the car." "Oh, OK, have you drunk your pint of vodka first?" "Oh shit, no. I'll do it now before I go."

[@diealex4241]

Apparently, taking a left turn is the hardest thing for russian drivers.. "Must... not... drive into... oncoming traffic... AAH fuck it"

[@GrandTickler]

theres just something so pathetic about seeing drivers leave their cars after a crash

[@AP-eh6gr]

lol this was graphic and with no prior intimation

[@Madvillian]

dont fucking watch car accidents if you cant handle graphic video

[@AP-eh6gr]

Who said I couldn't handle it you dumbfuk

[@Madvillian]

dumb fuck*

[@Here_Today_]

not exactly what I'd consider graphic; no legs or heads dangling about

[@arrowgunt]

2:57 was she throwing a gun out of the window?

[@Checkleberry]

"Do you know what a car is?" Russian: yes "congrats you passed the driver test, here is your license!"

[@justingaming9979]

Damn, Russia's drivers are really lookin like the real life equivalent to the A.i drivers in GTA 4

[@49erable]

There not used to the speed of western cars unlike their Cold War counterparts back in the day. Go back to trabants, and ladas.

[@markosz22]

There were a lot of ladas in this video, if you watched it.

[@jamesmcdonald1889]

correct title of this video is "women drivers"

[@DetailingCars]

russian drivers*

[@BloomfieldProductions]

ive seen cars stop harder than this. can somebody tell me why this could be? my friend on his bike swerved out the way of a car and the car topped so hard the whole car jerked forward smoke came from the tires even and it came to one fast hault are these cars skidding because they need new brakes? bald tires? do there front breaks not work? or could it be using all four breaks at once makes you skid? or do some cars lets you control front breaks only ? I don't understand help me thanks.

[@YeshuaAgapao]

'Professional' lane changing, probably the number one source of fatal accidents among sober drivers.

[@Ethan-ck6iz]

This is why every single person in Russia has a dashcam...

[@littyforsenbaj]

funny how in any other country than the US people just stare and watch opposed to helping

[@RovingRoy]

You'd think truckers in Russia would be more safety conscious. They seem to be more maniacal than regular drivers!

[@blackandyellow4152]

Noticed a trend of brake lights not functioning either to where you can actually SEE them.

[@drxvms]

the amount of people driving away like nothing happened is hilarious

[@SqueekyBums]

Title spot on....... I would NEVER drive, cross the road or even visit these countries after watching this.

[@Ownelitezorage]

@2:40 Don't turn your wheel before you start to turn! That's how you die when someone rear ends you.

[@andis9076]

Love the opening. One driver try to pass from right, while the other try to block it. Looks they're racing with each other. Glad both driver got same punishment for their stupid acts.

[@Thisismyhandle423]

Foreign driving tests be like : Check one: "Can you drive?" __Yes __No *gives drivers license*

[@patrickchubey3127]

There's a car in front of you on the street / highway. It's stopped, waiting to make a left turn. Do you... A) begin to gently apply the brakes and slow down gradually so you stop in plenty of time to avoid hitting it.....or do you...B) slam on the brakes far too late for that to make any difference and smash into it full tilt. It's truly amazing how many people choose option B.

[@Corpst]

3:34 was pretty smart for hitting the ditch, probably saved there lives

[@roblucas6097]

Oh man the irony. First video ends with a car crashed next to a 'no passing' sign.

[@davidcollin6836]

Russian driver "RUSH HIGHWAY, NO STOP!"

[@olegsiberian4354]

What I've learned after watching this video is.... there is no way to avoid a collision, except stay home or use a TANK

[@clitcommander4555]

I thought I was shit when I fucked up my Learners test. This gives me confidence

[@ybrady5892]

Wow. Either their drunk, their brake lines broke, were texting, or they truly do not know how to drive

[@TheGlobePark]

What I learnt the most about this video was... despite how bad an accident is, many people will still do a three point turn behind a car that has crashed and pretend it never happened

[@nstah6587]

That car at 5:20was like 'hey dude just passing by'

[@Joeleon2]

Every Russian guy had a frustrated yet expecting "Blayt" after each crash.

[@lowerlevel2398]

That first one as the guy pulls over all I'm thinking is 'DUDE! Keep going before they try to say you caused it!"

[@YeshuaAgapao]

Cell phones, probably the number one source of accidents in general (fatal and non-fatal) among sober drivers.

[@SouthTexasCollectibles23]

6:55 "hey mate lemme call you back this bloke just busted all me eggs"

[@AngryK1tty]

Just because it's your right of way, doesn't mean you can ignore your responsibility to pay attention.

[@charlenetitus5648]

This vid makes Google wanna put their driverless cars on the road completely now lol

[@jolynedrover1768]

At 9:41 I expected Jim Carrey to stick his head out the window and say "lllike a glove!" lol

[@offshorestorm419]

3:26 or when you have the feeling that something is going wrong and you finally escape being squashed by a 15 ton truck...

[@Charley27T]

i love how dude in 5:41 is like "fuck this i am not helping"

[@funkdoctorrican]

video should really be called Top Ultimate Driver Fails: Russia Edition

[@AngryK1tty]

There really needs to be more rigorous testing to get a license nowadays.

[@SmartStr33t]

I feel like there must be some drinking game involving these car crash videos and the appearance of Ladas or Yugos.

[@SpartanGuy]

Thats some Michael Bay levels of ridiculous at the beginning.

[@staticklingon2182]

6:51 "My apples, man. My fuckin apples. Now I gotta pick up all these apples. I bet they're not even good anymore. My mom isn't going to get to make me that apple pie. Shit."

[@charmingdxb121]

I am amazed and impressed at how calm most if not all the people are in this video like Russains please tell us are your nerves on ice or what so calm lol!!!

[@YouKevo]

I would say a lot of these 'drivers' can't even drive. They simply lied. "You have job?" "Can you deliver some goods for me?" "Yes, of course." Walks away smiling. "Hehehehe. I never drove a truck in my life."

[@BFArch0n]

Rig forces the other truck off the road.....and keeps driving. DEATH SENTENCE MAN wow.

[@AnthonyKravitz]

0:54 Truck driver is like: Rush hour? What rush hour? Never seen any...

[@rockymountainrotary2005]

The primary issue in most of these crashes was poor tires and suspension, and/or the existence of SUVs or trucks in general. In many cases, the car trying to avoid a wreck simply wasn't capable of doing what the driver needed it to, such as stopping or turning. The other issue was the drivers, trying to pull off maneuvers that the cars simply weren't capable of doing. Moral of the story is to drive a performance car and know what its limits are.

[@douglashall6326]

I'm glad I live in a country where traffic control devices are adequate for the job. Their traffic signals look like they're not visible enough.

[@codymoreland5588]

after the first one i had to pause the video from laughing so hard.

[@CitroTeam]

35,000 deaths per year in road accidents in Russia. Keep it up.

[@JohnSmith-pd1fz]

pretty obviously demonstrated here - 95% of people should not be allowed anywhere near motor vehicles and 60% of them should be put back in the asylum.

[@fwclaw]

the first one the driver is so mad he blocked a dude

[@atotheg1991]

In Russia, when you get your license they give you 10 free cars.

[@thumpertorque_]

8:27 Music synchs in perfectly, the beat drops right when the cars crash.

[@paulcollyer801]

The thing to note with these clips is that Russia has a large population, it's pretty much prerequisite to have a dashcam to get insurance, and so they WILL catch more accidents than say, the US or UK. Yes, their driving standard leaves something to be desired, as does their vehicle maintenance, but in general it isn't anywhere near as bad as these videos show, your just seeing the accidents, NOT the non accidents.

[@wixte]

*Putin in room* : Hey, Trump try this new R/C remote out! It takes control of every car in the states, and Russia!

[@Dezean007]

That Tesla on the stairs was KLICKBAIT!!?? :D

[@SebastianZamoraMotero]

Remember, never mix driving with Vodka.

[@gorillaau]

Sebastian Zamora Mix it with Orange Juice instead

[@Knight-Of-Cydonia-v6f]

Many people believe that if they have a car, they aint necessary to have their own brains and head, but only to push the gas pedal with the foot indiscriminately.

[@Boak22]

just one single mistake can destroy a family 😢 drive safely guys and follow the signals and sign boards

[@joshuageale]

This is why I am happy to be in Australia

[@amojak]

That first one, the car lands next to the no overtaking sign .. Oh the irony..

[@AngryK1tty]

7:00 Real smart, avoid hitting a car by hitting a pedestrian. Good use of logic there bud.

[@VedaSay]

Amazing how Russians step up to help immediate. Yes the driving is mostly bad seems. But many instances where the car is not even affected but the person steps out to help instead of driving away. Respect for that.

[@HirenDShah]

Love the one at 08:05 and the Umbrella song playing in the background... very appropriate :D

[@FIASKUXXMAN]

literally the first one made me die of laughter